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>Jam Session edition
The rules are simple
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Most important: Have Fun!
Spike Spiegel
Rumia claimed
I lurk eternal
Dio-sama...
Obligatory claim.
>>681068041
Fair enough. Just glad you have your self sorted out from the sounds of it.
Jam:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nZmguY3EYH
C'mon Mugi.
>>681067991
kagami claimed
>>681067991
One last claim and I'm going to sleep
>sleepy smug
One skill girl claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GivkxpAVVC4
>>681067991
>>681068018
Playing some Hearthstone at the moment but I think I might head to sleep soon, kinda tired and it's almost 5AM
>Kyouko claimed
>>681068305
Hope it's good if not. I have failed you
>>681067991
im not building a sub i dont think? i mean i am in a game, yuuko im confused
>>681068310
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>681067337
Thanks, isn't she just the cutest?
>>681067566
I'm just saying don't rise up and make the world a better place, what's so hard to understand?
>>681067943
Good night!
claiming
.
.
for some reason
>>681068310
I have that. Night dude
>>681068379
Hello atago
>>681068305
also
>heterosexual
not entirely
>>681067670
i'm not gunna call you a fool. You're clearly not.
a painter eh? Explains some of your cold personality traits. you must be good at it. You're not a starving artist are you?
>>681067691
only in the bathroom don't worry. Oh could you get the lights? thanks
>>681068310
goodnight beautiful
>>681068281
I by no means have myself sorted out. I'm filled with anxiety and self loathing.
>>681068336
Tis my name though. I chose it. Starving? No. But I'm not selling either. I'm working on that. What do you want to know?
>>681068559
Actually its me
>Hamakaze claimed
>dies internally
>>681068418
That's good to hear, and you play HearthStone as well?
I'd be glad to play with you some time, if you're up to sharing your ID~
>>681068310
Goodnight!
>>681067690
Imo it gets way better right after where season 1 ends. I may be bias, but I'm also right when I say it's worth a read.
I might have to reread it sometime
>>681068559
How is your smile game irl?
>>681068515
Because kawaii
>Shiro claimed forever
Vivian James claimed. No puns or jokes this time, but a discussion topic.
Have any of you heard of a space elevator?
>>681068432
awwwww shinoa....you've never even close to failed me....thank you so much!!!!!!
>>681068712
Still sick?
>>681068515
Face it, you love Dio, you want Dio to hold you and there is no shame to it.
Everyone does.
>>681068379
W-what?
By the way, my steam ID is JesusDamnit if anyone wants to add me, too
>>681068644
im still confused
>>681067489
kek I know right? Maybe I'll fuck around one day and get into doing one.
>>681068310
Goodnight mang.
>Best idol claimed
MUGI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bG63ObMjSD
>>681068810
I really hope it has a happy ending. If something happens to Shiro I'm gonna ragequit
>>681068712
What's wrong?
Milinda claim.
>Finally home edition
>>681068744
I do, I didn't play much this month mostly because I was waiting for new expansion and standard.
Just playing some Tavern at the moment to get challenges done.
Rugachan#2605
>>681068855
Yep, it would be a bitch to make, but it would pay for itself pretty quickly. Can't wait until we find a cheap and easy way to make carbon nanotubes
>>681069013
nano what are you building? or at least what were you building?
>i'm getting worried
>>681069179
Forgot pic because I'm sleepy as FUCK
>>681068963
>JesusDamnit
Added.
>>681068712
See a doctor.
>Hi, Galko
>>681068676
I'm the same, I've been trying to work on it lately though. I recommend you do the same, it does no good.
Miho claimed
>>681069182
Hello
>>681068926
QOTT: would you prefer:
1. a lightsaber of choice with small experience with force
2. The Doctor's sonic screw driver
3. A wand with adeptc knowledge of spells
I'll be force user any day. Oh light turned off by sonic screwdriver? Force rekt. A wand throwing spells? Force rek em too using force speed
>>681069358
There is no good or bad, it's thinking that makes it so.
>>681069339
Nano built a nuke and nuked himself.
rip Nano.
>>681069339
what was i building when?
i am concerned too
when did i talk about this
>>681068301
Shitty Teen Titans jam fucking kill me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FamDjR86wj
>>681069395
Hey Miho. Whats up friend?
>>681069516
when did you join thread????
>>681069442
Lightsaber, mainly because it holds a lot of technological advancement and I can further my species by showing (selling) it.
>>681069410
That's the vest of a man who loves Dio
Because every one loves Dio
>>681069289
I don't think We'll ever be able to build one. But it would be FREAKIN' AWESOME if we did. Talk about taxpayer money well spent.
>>681069442
hmmmm, im gonna take the wand.....who knows how many spells it has!!!!
>>681069599
Breddy gud. Loved that show. Gimme YOUR jams.
Jam:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DEVrzQHVXK
>>681069179
Ah then you'll have to read to the very end to find out.
>>681069599
How can you not sing along with the Teen Titans theme?
>>681069442
Going with a wand, all my years of DnD is going to help find a way to break the rules.
>>681069684
Also a good idea, technology can beat out magic eventually through mass production.
>>681069677
I have been lurking for a while? I wanted the game subnautica and i got it if thats what we were talking about
im so confused i've been on the waifu threads since i woke up at like 10am
>>681069618
Nothing to much. Just sitting around right now.
>>681069442
The magic wand because of pic
>>681068872
Yep
>slowly getting better, I guess
>>681069179
Sick again.
>>681069358
I saw one last time...
>Hi Handman
>>681069442
A lightsaber, then I could sell it for millions.
>>681069442
I'll take the wand.
>>681068696
Hi hamakaze! Got gold
>>681068712
What's the symptom this time?
>>681068810
Gentle everywhere with friends, family etc. Can't smile for shit on camera tho if that's what you mean
>>681068869
You're welcome! You can delete the thugfu if you want
>>681069019
Oh nigga you can sing for real?
>>681069182
Welcome back
>>681069395
Hi miho mi amie
>>681069928
GOD DAMMIT!!!!
THERE'S TWO OF THEM
FUCK EVERYTHING
WEBJ GHVQVIJQKFKJFDLJKK
>>681069687
>>681069182
Sup Milinda?
>>681069442
>a lightsaber of choice with small experience with force
A high grade light saber and adaption to the force. What more could you ask for?
>>681070183
Ha, I can try.
>>681070183
no no! im gonna keep it...i still like it lol, and in plus, you made it!
>>681070281
Keep telling yourself that, but deep inside you know you love Dio-sama
>>681069920
Indeed, I get self preservation and selflessness. It's a win win.
>>681070036
What did he say?
>What you up to?
>>681069461
Oh god, I do not want to get into the "what really dictates what is good or bad" discussion.
Listen, you don't like hating yourself I imagine. Or wallowing in it, so do something about it. It's not a good thing to be in that state, it only gets worse.
>>681070281
Cute facial hair.
>>681069779
With how fast tech is advancing...
Who am I kidding, Congress wouldnt pass the funding
>>681069995
Saw that coming
>>681070036
That's good
Though for the question, how good at the force are you? And how good at magic? What magic system? From health, MP, or stamina? Prepared or spontaneous? Rigid spells or modular?
>>681069231
>because I was waiting for new expansion and standard.
I'm still not sure, but I do believe there will be about 12 free card packs for everybody just for trying out standard mode.
Oh, and I already sent an invitation, it should be pretty obvious.
>>681070628
Nice mancat as always.
>>681070183
Yeah, why?
>>681070496
My cat is better than Dio, and he's a little bitch
>>681070557
Cute.. facial hair? Thats a new one
but thanks
>>681069954
Story of my life right there bro... Minus work of course... kek
>>681070183
Thanks Shinoa. Whats up?
>>681070347
Hey Maki. Just struggling to accept that I only have 3 episodes of Love Live left... You?
In case any of you don't know what a space elevator is.
http://youtu.be/qPQQwqGWktE
>>681070349
Breast friend.
>>681068696
Yo
>>681070183
I just feel pretty shitty.
>>681070557
That was when I had the flu.
>up to nothing
>>681070628
Yeah.
>>681069896
Pretty top tier show
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W46KRGUwaO
>>681070183
You should practice in the mirror. Try pressing your tongue against your teeth
>>681070854
Hey <3
>>681070557
I think self loathing is rather healthy. There is nothing to be done. Simply accept the reality and endure the storm for as long as you can.
>>681070767
You're lying...
Saying that...
That you don't love Dio...
>
>Dio
I've forgotten how many dickpics I have in that gallery... damn.
but Dio still sucks my nuts
>>681070854
Booby brother.
>>681070557
I wouldn't do that. WIZARDS, NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
>>681070750
Yours is also pretty cute
>>681070854
Dis the salt water help?
>>681070036
>>681070854
Get that checked Galko. I don't want you to develop bronchitis or something like that
>>681070872
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W46KRGUwaO
I like it.
Turned into poop but jam:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fHNwf0iTg
>>681070842
Going up a space elevator would be pretty awesome
>>681071094
Just dont go photoshopping my </3 into <3
>Claimed
>>681070767
Goes well with your jawline, I don't know. Looks like ya got a cute face.
Nice cat, also.
>Inb4 pussy joke
>>681070854
Ahhh, I always forget that you get sick every minute with a new virus/disease. You should get some synthetic organs or at least an artificial immune system that's top of the line (if only).
>Listening to anything?
>>681070959
Well hey, whatever works for you is fine by me, man. I'm just glad you're making it work.
>>681071172
But money.
>>681071401
Truth is I was only fishing for an occasion to use Polnareff's "DON'T LIKE TO ME"
>>681071470
Works is a funny way of putting it.
Akiko claimed
Joining the convo once more guys, I got bored
>>681070655
Yeah there's gonna be a bunch of free packs that you get by playing I think.
>I preordered the 50 packs
Also, I don't see the request, weird, I tried to relog but no luck.
>>681070839
lol
>>681071303
I'll give you a ride, darlin'
One you'll never forget
>>681071470
The cutest, but it'll take a little something to get me to post it.
I've done in a few faces of /b/
>>681071615
There are many occasions you could use it.
>>681070274
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>681071686
akiko kill me plz
I'm very upset with myself
Yuno claimed
What's up beautiful people?
>>681071105
Of you? Or others...
>>681070959
Kinda what I end up doing, but my therapist says it isnt super healthy
>>681071470
I could make gold! I could make myself shit gold if I honestly wanted.
>>681071303
True, but whatever you do, don't look down while riding one. But yeah, something like this would eventually pay for itself over time. I actually don't think it would be the most effective way to progress space exploration, but I wouldn't say no to an attempt to build one.
>>681071132
How have you been?
>>681070941
I just rekt Hallow pretty hard
>>681071172
A little bit.
>>681071208
But that costs money...
>>681071470
Yeah, I wish.
>podcast
I kinda don't want to wake up tomorrow
>>681071845
What is it this time? That crushing realization of reality struck you again?
>>681071884
Hey Yuno, what's up?
>>681070842
Man that looks out of this world.
>>681070839
Planning my day out for tomorrow.
>3 eps left
Stay strong.
>>681071884
My roof. You?
>>681072033
My therapist wanted to help me stop the sometimes overwhelming desire to shoot myself.
>>681071291
Pretty alright
I kind of like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rXhZxNyKiS
>>681072153
You too, huh?
>>681071817
this will still be fine. I don't blame you.
I-i..i just need a moment...
>>681072033
Mine... I aint gay. I love the waifu's
Not Dio, though
>This will never get old
>>681072115
I'll let you hold the 'throttle' to control how fast and hard we go
>>681072057
Building spaceships woulb be more efficient that way
>>681071628
You say it's healthy, so that's just what I presume.
>>681071807
Wish I could see more of it.
>>681072033
Wouldn't that lower the value of it though?
>>681072143
Nice, what's it about?
>>681072153
>Welcome to the club
What's on your mind, friend.
>>681070347
Done any covers by them when you feel like it?
>>681070434
Aww yay!
>>681070751
What games you got?
>>681070839
Enjoying some enchiladas. You?
>>681070854
We'll that helps a lot. You just feel really weak? Throat still a bit sore?
>>681070874
That helps? Heard that creases in certain areas of the face makes it look real rather smiling for pic
>>681071884
Chowing on enchiladas. You?
>>681072143
That pic is lewd.
>>681072393
Poor Yuuko is shocked.
>>681072240
The usual, lel just pvping with friends, you?
>>681072274
Is it on fire tho?
>>681072610
Ah shit son, I was eating tamales earlier
>>681072315
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rXhZxNyKiS
Sounds wicked farmilliar. Sounds good though.
Here's one of the first things I ever made:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WyzQUs3Kke
>>681072573
I think everyone has a bit of self loathing in them.
mmmm Ice cream
>>681072153
Wake up an go be awesome
>>681072610
It helps you not over do the smile. Supposedly models do it or at least that is what I heard
>bed time
Good night/day everyone
>>681072418
We shall go for a rough ride
well...im gonna go to bed, ill see you guys tomorrow, good night, hope everyone has a good day tomorrow
>>681071770
How is unlocking everything in MGSV going?
>>681072274
I had to take a break. Them feels.
What you thinking about doing?
>>681072610
>enchiladas
nice. Im rather jealous....
>>681072573
Stupid shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uGvGW1UpCo
>>681072610
Weak, sore throat, headache, runny nose, cough.
>>681072686
It's not 2lewd.
>>681072393
It seems my reply was lost in the shuffle, or was ignored. Unless I'm mistaken and you aren't the person I was talking to. >>681068676
>>681072143
Health has no price! Especially the health of people I care about. I'd test you myself, but I can't
>>681072686
>That pic is lewd.
My heart skips a beat every time I see it. It's not an unpleasant lewd at least.
>>681072742
Pulling the all-nighter again, except its almost 6 am and I'm so demotivated I still haven't done anything. At least I got my background assignment done
>pic related
>>681073010
Night Kagami, see you tomorrow
>Akiko
>>681073010
Good night Kagami san
Claimed.
>>681071884
I see the assassins I sent failed
>>681072153
Oh shit, anything in particular wrong?
>>681072418
How many...
>>681072573
Then I will shit diamonds. I'm a wizard, I can do whatever. Who's going to stop me?
>>681072057
The thing holding us back on space travel is that, even with super efficient fuel, nearly 95% of a rockets mass has to be fuel to escape the earth's gravity. An elevator would cut that incredibly
>>681068379
Fake
>>681072143
Same as always, nothings really going on. How about with you?
>>681072573
chances are slim. Definitely not in /waifu/. I'll take pictures for certain events, and thats only to shit post.
>>681072931
Good, because this space ship isn't mean for grannies.
It's mean to go fast and fuck shit up
>>681073070
Ok if it wasnt for the hackers.
>>681073165
True.
>>681073211
Ah indeed.
>It's not an unpleasant lewd at least.
Very true.
>>681073010
Have a good night Kagami
>>681068676
i'm sorry for missing this....all i do is make mistakes....
What is your primary form of income?
>lowly dishwasher
>>681073320
>>681073254
A lot.. and videos. But those are special and I dont share easily
>yes I do
>just gotta be cute
>>681072742
Bro, beef chimichagas, chalupas and enchiladas are the shit
>>681072822
We food now?
>>681072918
Night my dude. That's for the tips
>>681073010
Night
>>681073070
Guessing where you love doesn't have them?
>>681073165
I still say it's strep throat. Had it a year ago and I couldn't talk, breathe, or even get out of bed
>>681072274
That's because it literally would be.
>>681072455
But how would we build them and get them into orbit? Rockets are WAAAYYYYYYYY to expensive to use for the rest of civilization.
>>681073567
I'm claiming these dubs
>>681073010
Goodnight Kagami.
Sleep well.
>>681073211
>I'd test you myself
That sounds kind of lewd...
>>681073288
>>681073320
Gang's all here
>>681073320
Trying not to die.
>>681073539
>>681073010
Night!
>>681073335
You should, you are a nice looking guy
>>681073567
Damn, I'm not that cute
>>681073530
Waiter. It's funny, a person like me who finds human contact exhausting deals with people all day.
>>681073215
Damn son, finals?
>>681073254
Oh YOU were responsible for those random queermos eh? At least send some dudes that know how to fight!
>>681073620
Oh chimichagas.... Mmmmm...
i'll just give you guys some time
>>681073768
>>681073781
>>681072786
True, I suppose I see your point.
>>681073165
Same result, the diamonds will stop you.
>>681073335
It's all good, friendo.
>>681073530
Hey everybody's gotta start somewhere, right?
>>681073852
Not even close, just another day in uni
I also have this version I made for Yume, but I don't think she's here anymore
If dubs, face
If trips, dick
If singles, NEVER
Singles, dont fail me now
>>681073010
goodnight beautiful
>>681073873
don't leave.
come back
>>681073831
remedial jobs are very difficult to get past within early adulthood.
>>681072768
It uses nearly the same chord progression as Adam's Song so that's probably why it sounds familiar
>one of the first I made
Still better than the shit I come up with kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00u2L99Vtz
Kept fucking up
>>681074141
Singles get.
>>681073768
>That sounds kind of lewd...
Maybe it is ;)
