Just finished watching. Am i the only one who thought it was terrible?
up until now everybody is riding the same train
>>681060096
Start of a season.
It was gonna be boring regardless.
>>681060312
melisandre is a raisin
tfw I wanted to fap to the last scene
>>681060096
Jon snow... is really dead....
Naw man it was good. I'm wondering why establishing Melissandra as an old ass bitch was important but I'm sure they will explain it later.
Read the book, all the intresting stuff would be a Dornish alliance, dorn gets fucked. So much for a good season.
>>681060353
exactly but for some reason boring=terrible
>>681060353
It wasn't just that it was boring or something, it was just all around bad. No build up to anything and honestly the acting in the fight scene was shit.
And Dany's scene was cringeworthy
Anyone know where the fuck you can find the rest of the season already?
>>681060691
>>681060907
how are they gonna build up when the episode immediately before this one Dany rides a dragon and jon snow gets stabbed?
>>681060096
Well, nothing important happened.
Terrible? No. Just boring.
After all these months waiting i was expecting a meaty episode.
Not at all this espiode was shit
>>681061145
I don't know, have something happen?
You watched the hbo 100 hours maraton?
>>681060759
That was the one interesting part of the ep, I'll give them that.
>>681060759
her necklace is cloaking device - good for sneaky sneaky
>>681061766
Getting Brienne and sansa together was some good shit now we get more POD THE BOD. Jon Snow is kill but obviously Captain Onion is gonna pull some shit with the Red Bitch of Raisins and fuck Thornus in the dick. - Tyrion scene was meh - establishing hes out of his element - setting up character arcs- heres where the show turns into ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
>>681062177
The necklace is inside her pussy
>>681062394
its in her ass
>only give it up for the Mannis
>>681062177
Hand waved away with the red priest using life to channel magic.
Otherwise they done goofed showing off glamour with her instead of the Lord of Bones.
>>681060759
Davos is Jon Snow, the amulet made Lord of Bones into Mance in the books.
Jon is dead!
Davos pretends to be Jon Snow!!!
Where you guys go for your GoT fit?
Cable or something else
>>681062177
Some of the nices tittays in the show
>>681060096
It's bullshit. Why didn't they bring back John Snow yet. If they don't bring him back soon millions of people will boycott the show.
>>681063053
Google couch tuner. It's safe n free for you, just make sure to avoid downloading anything. They change addresses from time to time but right now its couchtuner.ag
>>681063355
rofl yeah, dubs is the truth too... hurrrr...
>>681063355
>believing jon snows dead if he doesnt coe back first episode
>gtfo
Didn't think it was bad, its the start of the season, its always basically just a giant tease to get the juices going for the rest of the season.
The one thing I did find horrible was the Dorthraki scene. The jokes made it seem more like a god damn sitcom or something. Really pissed me off. Otherwise good though.
>also, the red woman is an ancient hag using magic to look sexy for all the horny men.
>>681063355
Davos both paid close attention to the blood on the ground and them touching the blood on his chest. It has to play an important part for them to focus on it.
>>681063586
When you sit back and thing about it, it makes since. In the books I think she's teased someone about her age before. Everything is a lie, a glamour, etc. to lead people to the truth.
>>681060353
come get get em...line up for your shots.
>>681063808
So wait is that her real form and shes giving up on life? or thats a fake form shes gona trick people with?
No, it was fucking garbage. I contimplated canceling my subscription and finding them for free online. What the fuck HBO.
>>681060478
good thing ya didnt kid
>>681063586
Welp, there goes my vision.
>>681060803
they chose to cut off the hole dornish action from the books, and IMO that was a pretty dumb decision
>>681064069
She's gonna give the amulet to Stannis!
Stannis will go out as Jon Snow!
>>681064210
Dorne just entered the War. I'm perplexed by the Sand Snakes taking over Dorne and calling war against the Lanisters. It hadn't went that far in the books!
>>681064091
You're a fucking moron. The first episode is almost always boring.
The only really bad moment was the jokes during the dorthraki scene. That was terrible, but i'm sure the guy that wrote that scene has seppuku'd already.
Stop being a whiny bitch.
>>681060759
Her god has forsaken her for running
>>681061235
A...MEATY episode? MEAT?
>>681064703
Colin?
>>681064410
Dorne would fight the lannisters anyways, but they just deleted the whole quentyn martell plot and the allegiance with aegon
>>681060096
major let down, forced jokes everywhere for no good reason
pretty sure jon snow will come back once they put him under a dumpster and light it on fire
>>681060096
I don't know why anybody is complaining. I was on the edge of my set the whole episode. I'd say this was a 10/10. I really felt the plot was moved forward and if you don't see that, clearly you have trouble following complex plots.
>>681061377
Stuff did happen, it's just that the Sand Snakes sjw power train derailed everything
1st Episode was a filler episode but each one lead to a serious event.
Dorne is now ruled by the Sand Snakes, they're going to war with the Lannisters & the Throne.
Brienne killed Stannis & saved Sansa/Theon. This brings Sansa to her allies safely.
Jon is dead, Davos is going to use amulet from Red Witch to pretend to be Jon.
Dany is going to the Dothraki sacred ground to destroy it and make them her bitches with Drogon.
And no one cares about Cersei/Jamie.
Conflict for Tyrion & Varys, be glad they didn't drag it on for an episode.
>>681064870
Griff isn't in the show. D&D said a long time ago they trimmed Griff. So the rest of the plot made no sense.
>>681065450
>Jon is dead, Davos is going to use amulet from Red Witch to pretend to be Jon.
Nobody noes that. John is coming back. The Real john. The Red Witch is going to bring him back from the dead.
All yall motherfuckers keep talking about how Davos is gonna use the amulet to pretend to be Jon Snow... to do what exactly? Certainly not to get the wildlings, because if Edd went off to get the wildlings, pretty sure they wouldn't need much convincing to kill a bunch of Crows. So why else would he do it?
>>681066007
Look at the episode title and rewatch the last scene - she ain't bringing back shit.
You do all realise that Jon snows soul is in the dire wolf right?
This thread is dildos.
>>681066598
>The Red Woman
There are no clues he is not coming back. Her si coming back. The Real John is coming back. PEOPLE WILL BOTCOTT if he doe snot come back.
>>681066598
what is the title nigga
>>681067391
The red woman
Jesus christ anon, git gud
>>681067216
Yah op plays grandpa guitars
Mel will bring jon back at some point. But right now she is broken. She lost her faith. Stannis is dead. She saw jon in winterfel but now he is dead.
She is devastated. She strips of all her trinkets and glamour and what's left is an old hag. It has nothing to do with magic amulets.
>>681066598
>>681067645
>Look at the episode title
>Red woman
>Red
>ed
>ead
>dEaD
>Jon Snow was dead all along
>yfw no denying the evidence
>>681067645
It was called The Red Weapon.
You dum fuks
CALLING IT HERE- Screencap it if you like -
April 24, 2016
-Jon snow gets ressurected by red cunt
-Uses amulet to pretend to be Thorne - fixes shit- sneaks the fuck out
>>681060759
>>Implying this is a new development
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtvPQsq4cHk
>>681062373
Underated mail
>>681068307
The red woman gave up her magic and youth to revive jon snow because she foresaw him in the flames and knew he would save the world from the zombers.
>>681063419
Thanks based anon
>>681060691
He was on the credits
>>681069761
No shit, someone had to play his dead body.
>>681069583
That's why Davos wants her help in the fighting? Cause she gave up her powers in front of them and and old weak ass woman with no powers would help them so much........
>>681070052
Davos didn't know she gave up her powers you dumb twat.
John snows gona wake up, more powerful then ever and kill some fuckers.
>>681069583
>>681068191
>>681067253
The red woman is a fraud.
The Night watchmen who killed Jon will bring him back once they try to burn his body.
>>681070440
Well seeing how he never left his side after they took in the body, not only are you assuming she gave up her powers but that she did it sneakily without any of them knowing. That just could be the dumbest thing I've read on this site today. Well done.
>>681070698
He gona kill those niggas? And does he turn evil?
>>681070855
She gave her magic telemagically faggot. Stop opening your twat mouth, shit keeps falling out.
Yall muthafuckaz are forgetting that Jon's Valirian ass is fucking Valirian and will wreck shit. Sob is gonna wake up liek surprise motherfucker! And fuckin gat all that Thorne and White Walker ass boiiiii
>>681067253
are you fucking illiterate
>>681069856
Why bring him back than?
>>681060995
Yeah it's called a book
Where can I stream this from for free?
The most important question you should be asking: Will we see daenerys get raped by the khal?
>>681071056
Like logic, that in which you fail to understand and incapable of grasping. Her powers have never been demonstrated in the show or books in a way without ritual. Fuck you're dumb.
>>681070698
He could be taking his uncles part in the show, his uncle is a white walker but still has his mind
>>681071276
They prob had to put him in the credits for the time it was filmed. Since he appeared, they put his name. When they get rid of his body, it'll stop appearing.
>>681071307
Nope ya fucko, he hasn't written them! Topkek
post this everywhere pls
>>681071498
Because of feminism she is now magically immune to rapes and being naked.
>>681071534
>has never done something
>means she can't do it
Dipshit
>>681071498
No, a khal widow won't be violated. It is known newfag
>>681060691
melisandre 'saw him in the fire', davos 'can't speak for the flames'
R + L = J
he is a dragon
>>681071801
THIS
THIS FUCKING GUY KNOWS WHATS UP GOT DAMN
>>681060096
Not enuff flopping wieners...
>>681071733
Feminism didn't save cersei from being raped on top of her incest lovechild.
>>681071747
I didn't say it can't be done, genious. Just pointing out a dumbass assumption that holds no grounds or evidence supporting said dumbass assumption. Fucktards. Fucktards all over in this bitch.
>>681072024
Wasn't rape. Cersei helped Jamie undo his pants. Actress even addressed it once.
>>681072024
The new magic started in season 6 because sansa got raped.
Anyone know where to stream it?
>>681072101
You're the kind of person who makes everyone else glad they didn't have kids with crazy bitch.
>>681072218
Couch Tuner . ag
>>681071617
Then check up your ass faggot
>>681072218
I'm in the same boat as you, anon.
>>681071801
Make this make sense for moronfags.
>>681060096
I didn't watch it and I agree that it was terrible.
>>681062177
my bet is that this was an oversight or there's some other explanation that attaches the necklace to her being old.
I don't think she'll end up bringing jon but i think he'll come back when they do his funeral fire. i think he'll be reborn in the fire.
anyone saying davos will be snow is a fucking idiot. they've already shown later footage of davos rallying northern houses as himself. if john isnt recovering at castle black then he's just plain dead.
>>681071733
Rape yes but nudity no, feminist are all about that freethenipple shit. She won't be nude because she is popular now and being nude is so below her.
Also fuck that cunt for thinking she's better than everyone. Every time I see her in the show trying to act all high and mighty I want to punch the TV
>>681072184
Honestly, sansa deserved to get raped. Bitch has no personality and won't do the simplest things without being forcibly told to do so step by step.
>>681072280
Do you think before you blurt out ignorant shit, or just say fuck it and proceed like a douche?
>>681064703
Meat...as in bare naked wieners?!?
>>681071772
Fuck...no naked Emilia Clarke then.
>>681063586
is RR Martin phoning in those script outlines now?!?!
>>681060096
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america
VOTE FOR TRUMP MAGA
>>681072773
She addressed that question after season 2 or 3. Said she wouldn't do it anymore, Fuckin premodona. She nude a shit load season 1 though
>>681072623
Speaking of Sansa being raped. Will we get to see her naked this season? Get some action with dickless Theon?
>>681072101
You're pointing out dumb assumptions to a stupid theory I made up on the spot.
But yet, fucktards are all over this bitch.
>>681060096
>....Ramsey feed his bitch to the hounds........
wat
>>681073089
>suggest sansa will fuck her brother and not the Love God Pod
What the fuck is even wrong with you?
>>681065266
Hotpie pls go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwKIcJ5C264
>>681073089
I thought I saw blind Sansa's
wiener in that show...
or was that a staff?
>>681073028
Nigga you really think she will no show any nudity for the rest of the series? There will a scene involving her character where she has to be nude. She will refuse it at first but then agree after they offer her a shit ton of money
>>681067253
Botcott confirmed!
>>681060096
i do too, lol linear as fuck
>>681073255
I would love to see her get down on Natalie Dormer
Couchtuner is being a bitch, anyone got other streams for this?
>>681060096
theon backstabs a guy with a shield on his back. play some dark souls guys
>>681072501
Not there either knob jockey
>>681073534
There are nudity clauses in the contracts they sign before filming. If she had it taken out when it was up then they're shit out of luck. If not, she can be sued for breach of contract if she refuses.
>>681062373
What the fuck
Not sure the red woman being exposed as a 400 yr old woman was just to show us she's old or because she's giving up and trying to die.
>>681066007
This
>>681073981
Yeah I noticed that shit too.
>>681072522
jon snow is the son of rhaegar targaryen and lyanna stark, there'll be a whole flashback thing about it later in the season. so he's related to dany and can possess the same powers. but as for how he's coming back from the dead i'm not sure why burning him would bring him back. maybe he'll just turn into a white walker
A few questions regarding this episode.
How did Sansa and Theon survive the jump?
Why did Jaime not turn around the ship and demanded the sand snakes heads?
Did really all but the black guy hate the prince of Dorne? None of his other guards did anything. How did Brienne defeat 20 men + dogs and how did she find Sansa? I guess plot.
Why didn't we see a real execution of Stannis?
And also WHY DAFAQ DID NOT CERCEI TAKE THE LANNISTER ARMY AND KILL THE FUCKINH MILITANT FAITH?
The Red woman i'll give her life to bring Jon back and he will kill Thorne and the Little tr8r boy
>>681073957
Why not just pirate it?
>>681074804
they made sure not to show where his sword goes in because it just made no damn sense
Its the season premiere and they have like a dozen fucking stories to progress all at once, what the fuck do people expect to happen in the first fucking episode?
>>681074064
I know about this. There is probably nothing in her current contact that forces her to nudity but there probably nothing in there that stops her from doing it.
>>681073957
Putlocker. Might not have it tonight but they put everything up there
>>681075119
>How did Sansa and Theon survive the jump?
Landed on a snow drift, there is a video online of a guy who jumps from a tall tower with a parachute that doesn't open and hits a snow drift and lives.
> Why did Jaime not turn around the ship and demanded the sand snakes heads?
He knew that if they were bold enough to kill her in such a manner, turning around would just be a death sentence.
>Did really all but the black guy hate the prince of Dorne? None of his other guards did anything.
Never underestimate the power of pussy.
> How did Brienne defeat 20 men + dogs and how did she find Sansa? I guess plot.
Seemed like it was less than 10, and she didn't do it alone.
>>681075119
>snow
>jaime needed to get home and raise army before he showed his teeth.
>most likely. Who tf would like a king who was too pussy to fight for anything
>bri bri didnt fight 20 mean. I counted like 5. Pod the bod helped and so did theon in the end. She didnt "find" them, she followed them from the battle scene most likely.
>because he obviously isnt fucking dead
>>681071801
John's father was targarian. they don't burn, daenerys was re-born in drogo's pyre. nights watch burn their dead
>>681076194
Okay I guess they could have survived it but they at least should have shown them landing.
Like really an entire kingdom's military hating
their prince I mean I guess he was kind of a pussy. The guards in Kingslanding didn't give two shits about Cerce, Margery or Loras when the faith took them. I guess the dornishmen like their people more?
Ramsey did say that he sent his best 20 warriors plus hounds and I mean if the Bolton's best warriors fall to one pretty strong lady, that almost lost to a very weakened Jaime Lannister, and a poorly trained squire then I guess Jon Snow will take back Winterfell pretty easy
>>681060476
would still bang.
i'm guessing sansa will be dead by the end of this season.
>>681077765
I think youre right he did say 20.
Hunting parties probably split up though, considering sansa could have gone anywhere in the north
All those looking for free streaming go to putlocker. You dont need to sign up for shit and its basically like youtube. Exit out of any pop up ads and youre good to go. If the episode isnt up by tonight itll be up tomorrow
Wall: As expected, Mel turning off her glamour was a nice touch. Question is, what will reignite her faith?
Sansa: Thought they would draw out that meeting more, but where did Theon stab that guy? He had a shield on his back...
Kings Landing: Touching twincest, as expected
Dorne: No, just no. So much for them saving that storyline.
Braavos: That city was much too tropical for Braavos. Will there be warging for Arya for sight? Nothing so far to hint at that for any other Starklings than Bran.
Mereen: Always a pleasure, those two. That search party riding the coincidence train hard.
Dany: Banter was mildly amusing.
Some of the starts are better than others. Hard to call after one episode.
>Jon Snow will be brought back to life by Melisandre similar to Beric/Catlyn
>Sand Snakes are what happens if feminists rule the world
>Brienne has an unhealthy obsession for little girls, and an uncanny ability to tell where they're at at all times
>Dany in the show is even dumber than Dany in the books
Did I miss anything?
>>681076893
The battle accrued very far away from the castle and Stannis ended up even further, the forest. Sansa and Theon didn't run far. Ramsey said that he sent 20 of his best men.
Why would Jaime think that? The prince was loyal and he could tell he was annoyed with the sand snakes and probably would have had them punished if they weren't related to him. All he had to do was to demand the prince to do something and the prince would probably comply. He had no reason to fear treason. He said it himself "I was meant to rule"
>>681078494
Streaming normies. Use torrents
>>681078136
But wouldn't the dogs only go one way? They knew her scent.
>>681078807
How could I forget those lovely Boltons. Surprised that there was no pink letter substitute tho.
>>681079056
I would have to agree unless you watch a live streamed version then you're alpha.
>>681060096
haven't watched it yet. thanks for reminding me to stay away from /b/ until I do
>>681079337
They crossed the river, the group probably split up from there.
>>681079753
> Needing a reminder for something this obvious
>>681060096
No, if you have half a brain you know it was terrible. D&D are terrible writers, relying on GRRM. Now we see how stupid they actually are when they don't have boatloads of content to rely on. Also we see how talented they are at resolving story lines that they fucked up.
>>681079056
Why? Downloading something ill watch once? No thanks kiddo
>>681075266
it clearly shows the sword coming out the guys throat. he stabs him above the shield. jesus guys...
>>681069583
Jon Snows staying dead, that or just going to become some White Walker. This is GRRM we're talking about, there are no heroes, good guys dont win.
With how much the show is willing to just up and kill characters nowadays, I'm assuming she drank poison, surprised no one caught that.
>>681080343
Lady M that is, anyone notice the half vile??? duhhh
>>681060096
Was underwhelming
>>681080101
yeah you're right, cgi though. didn't pick up on it at first, looks a bit scratchy
Ser davos and jon snow each drank polyjuice potion and switched places. Davos dead, snow alive
>>681073089
>dickless Theon
how will there be action?
not enough explosions and shit for you, you fucking peasant? Go watch your cop dramas and late night talk shows you cultureless faggot.
>>681079834
I guess. But also kinda semi related why did he only send 20 people? Wasn't this marriage like super important to the Boltons? Roose wanted the whole north under his family and Ramsey needed it to be Roose's heir. Why didn't he go with them after all he loves to hunt and it is his wife
>>681060096
Nope. It blows ass.
>>681080929
He still has an asshole. Theon can still be a gentleman and do all the work with his fingers.
The torrent was still downloading when I caught this thread. Done watching and still alive...wow
>>681081222
Check'd. And don't forget his tongue.
>>681081222
So now Sansa is gonna buttplug him?
>>681081224
Game of Thrones is love Game of Thrones is life
>>681081377
Oh yeah right.
>>681081413
Sure why not.
>>681080997
Too many people would lessen the defense against abother possible attack from stannis or lannister
AVClub reviews just went up, and they suck a lot less than this thread.
http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/game-thrones-sets-its-eyes-finish-line-experts-235779
In the next episode, theon/reek is going to get a golden cock courtesy of jamie lannister
>>681078494
"It's time to go to the DMCA!"
>>681081795
Stannis is dead and his army crushed. Lannister have their own problems, do you really think a king that doesn't want to kill a few religious extremists after they capture his mom and queen will want to start a war?
And even if they did march north not only would the cold kill them but word would have spread fast that the Lannisters are marching and army
>>681081946
The first comment encapsulates the retard writers perfectly.
Did Sansa put on 30 pounds since last season?
>>681060096
It's never been good.
>>681082381
30 pounds of clothing?
I just wanna watch Cersei destroy the religious cult...maybe in the next 7 eps that'll happen
>>681082638
>>681082326
Wym anon
>>681071564
There's no confirmation that Coldhands is Benjen
>>681082879
Why didn't do it as soon as she was out is beyond me
>>681082757
Her face looks like a ripe melon
>>681081634
>>681081413
>>681081377
>>681081222
What about Baelish using his littlefinger...see what i did there...aw fuck it.
ANYWAYS! I thought he was gonna keep creepin' after Sansa. I think that is what is in her future.
>>681063355
do you seriously believe they would bring him back in ep1
its gonna be at least 4 if it even happens
>>681062177
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/2a7go9/spoliers_acok_regarding_melisandres_ruby_necklace/cisasro
Best explanation so far
>>681063355
trollin' troll is succesful
>>681083205
Cuz they have several episodes left in the season.
>>681060476
MELISANDRE IS DEAD THO, she died of old age was i the only one who got that?
>>681084130
Well of course I meant it in a story pov
>>681064768
Wut?
Not terrible at all. Stuff with Sansa and Brienne was good. Davos is awesome. Mel being old is a cool twist on things
>>681084147
old lady walks to bed and lies down. doesn't even remotely imply death. they title the entire episode for her and they're just killing her off when she's done absolutely nothing?
Anyone have ideas on why Mel's candle turned bright red after she took her necklace off?
>>681060096
never got past the first season.