I'm clairvoyant. Post ITT and I'll tell you how you'll
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm clairvoyant. Post ITT and I'll tell you how you'll die.
Currently suicidal individuals need not apply
>>681059892
Okay go for it OP tell me my end
k den
Fuck it I'll bite.
Give it to me straight, nerd
>>681059892
Liar.
>>681059892
tell me ya memer
>>681060066
Pneumonia
>>681060071
Cardiac arrest
>>681060195
Generic old age
>>681060245
Car crash
>>681060319
Suicide
>>681060386
Generic old age
>>681059892
enlighten me anon
I shall ask, when and how shall I die anon
I'm game.
Old age?
Alright then
>>681060581
Drowning
>>681060609
Generic old age
>>681060631
Generic old age
>>681060643
Bled out
>>681060658
Shot
>>681059892
OP pls I must know.
>>681059892
nigg nog
Lets hear it
Kill me OP
Please tell me how, and if you can, when?
>>681060545
I love my life, you couldn't possibly be more wrong. This sucks, you suck, I'm out. Thanks for wasting my time with another underwhelming delivery, OP.
P.S. you're a faggot
>>681060480
Well fuck, Generic Old age is boring...
I must know
I don't want to know but I'll know
You have my attention
>>681059892
Alright OP. Have Info for payment.
>>681060823
Generic old age
>>681060861
Generic old age
>>681060865
Cardiac arrest
>>681060927
Helium? Not sure if suicide
>>681060933
Generic old age
>>681060965
Suicide
>>681061042
Fall
>>681061045
I won't say then
>>681059892
tell me op
Tell it to me straight
>>681061144
Generic old age
>>681061150
Cancer
>>681059892
Bite
>>681059892
>>681059892
>>681059892
>inb4 drug overdose
Yo tell me my futurte homes
vague as fuck but tell me anyway
Tell me oh wise OP
Sure why not
Tell me when OP
As long as it's not being eaten by a shark
>>681059892
Alright then, OP. Tell me.
Tell me op
I hope I die of a Meme overdose. Do I die of a Meme overdose, op?
Please tell me
>>681059892
I'm a god complex narcissist, kill me
yo
>>681059892
Roll for death
>>681061240
AIDS (no joke)
>>681061319
Generic old age
>>681061340
Car crash
>>681061404
Generic old age
>>681061487
Suicide
>>681061502
Generic old age
>>681061550
Generic old age
>>681061552
Drug overdose
>>681061628
Stabbing
>>681061668
Generic old age
>>681061677
Cancer
>>681061705
Cancer
>>681061714
Shot
>>681061725
Generic old age
>>681061730
Generic old age
>>681061816
Generic old age
>>681061830
Leukemia
>>681060770
This actually creeps me, because I had a dream of some unkown person pointing my forehead with a gun once, I don't remember anything else of th dream though, so I probably got shot. I guess I will see if it happens in the real world. Shit...
I bet it's cause of cancer.
>>681059892
The name's Mike.
I know what I'm going to die from.
Tell me all knowing OP
>>681061921
OP, if you would (if you can) could you tell me the year? I'm the shot one.
>>681060770
Thanks anon :) this was fun
Hoping for Chlorine poisoning!
>>681061921
liar! you just said i was drowning, and now aids. damn my deaths are getting worse...
>>681059892
I'll give you some basic info of me
>petrol head
>the most dangerous thing I do is streetrace
>This weekend I redlined a ranger and wrecked it into a tree
>Eveything is only worth living at 110 mph on the freeway on your gsxr 1000
>>681059892
Nothing was here, and everything was cool.
But then something went wrong, and there was Something.
Rolling for choking on cock
Go ahead..
>>681059892
Do tell.
Tell me OP
>>681059892
Tell me op. I can handle it.
>>681061873
Generic old age
>>681061915
Bear? Wtf
>>681062073
Cancer
>>681062139
Unless you think it's generic old age, you don't lol.
>>681062183
Plane crash
Sorry for forever ruining your flights
>>681062224
2046. You were mugged. I will not answer any time specific ones in this thread again. I only am here because I can feel you are truly terrified.
>>681062252
Generic old age
>>681062265
Cancer
>>681062334
Generic old age
>>681062345
Generic old age
>>681062368
Overdose of prescribed medication (suicide?)
>>681062654
I had a unique death, if you can guess that exact method of death again you are really clairvoyant
How will I die
>>681059892
Tell me
Damn it i'm in.
>>681062654
You can't just lay Bear on me without a story OP?
lets go
>>681059892
I bet I'll die by aids.
Alright give me my future death
>cancer
Holy fuck....that moment when I drink like a couple 2 liters of doctor pepper a week and at least 3 redbulls and cheap Chinese food all week, I think he may be on to something. And like 5 people in my family have cancer right now
Show me, self inflicted gunshot!
How about me anon
Roll m8
>>681059892
How will I die, OP?
>>681059892
Come at me, faggot.
Tell me, OP
>>681059892
Be gentle, I've never died before.
doot doot
>>681059892
Whatcha got for me OP?
Tell me op
Ready to die OP
Op is dead
Sure
>>681059892
Tell me my fate sorcerer
Lemme hear it.
I don't.
Bring it. Extra points if you can tell me what letter my name starts with.
well op? how AM i gonna die?
>>681059892
I'm a brony, KILL ME HORRIBLY!!
Tell me how I die OP
let's hear it then
>>681062556
Generic old age
>>681062565
Generic old age
>>681062608
Car crash
>>681062773
Generic old age
>>681062948
Generic old age
>>681063101
Diabetes
>>681063120
Generic old age
>>681063241
You go camping with your kids one day and get fucking mauled
>>681063279
Generic old age
>>681063302
Generic old age
>>681063319
Cancer
>>681063397
Suicide
>>681063404
Generic old age
>>681063497
Poisoning (unintentional)
>>681063587
Generic old age
>>681063592
Overdose
>>681063657
Generic old age
>>681059892
How do I I inside of? My dad said and it's apparently not that hard according to.
>>681063993
Generic old age
>>681064053
Cardiac arrest
>>681064066
Generic old age
>>681064104
Shot
>>681064246
Generic old age
>>681064279
Generic old age
>>681064342
Generic old age
>>681064852
Suicide
>>681064908
Generic old age
>>681065011
Cancer
>>681065199
>99
>dubs
Generic old age confirmed. I am OK with this.
I want to know too
>>681059892
Hit me with it OP.
>>681065495
>Cancer
Highly believable
first, i'm going to invent a shirld that can withstand tempratures to that of the surface of the sun.
then sell it to nasa and become the first astronaut to use said invention. once in orbit, i've snuck in a chunck of pure iron ingot, shove it up my asshole and send myself towards the sun and dive it woth said iton inside me....
if i'm going out, i'm taking all of you with me, nigg fuckers.
>>681065199
>>681062608 (me)
Generic old age
>>681061340 (me)
Car crash
exposed
>>681065199
Holy shit dubs confirm. Death by bear it is. Thanks OP, couldn't ask for a better way to go
>>681059892
op pls
Bite
Please enlighten me on the circumstances of my death.
>>681065317
Killed in prison
>>681065477
Cancer
>>681065524
Generic old age
>>681065622
Generic old age
>>681065646
Generic old age
>>681065706
Suicide
>>681065838
Generic old age
>>681065846
Hypertension
>>681065859
Allergic reaction
>>681065761
oops wrong one
>>681062565 (me)
Generic old age
>>681061340 (me)
Car crash
NOW you're exposed
>>681059892
Roll
How do I die, OP?
do it cunt
Give it a whirl.
>>681059892
give me a fucking answer, because i dont believe you
let me know
>>681059892
tell me o great OP
>>681059892
I wanna know. Can you show me?
do me
>>681059892
Tell me.
>>681065706
I'm gonna put on an iron shirt
And chase Satan of the earth
I'm gonna put on an iron shirt
And chase the devil of the earth
Satan is an evilous man
Yadib da doobie dub mayan gan
>>681059892
I'll bite.
ok theeeeeen
Hmu
>>681062929
>>681066038
OP isn't clairvoyant
Come on op
>>681059892
Lay it on me op
help me opie i must know
>>681059892
hit me
>>681066301
Someone ALREADY DREW THIS
FUCK
op pls
Just curious.
Tell me, OP
>>681065495
>Suicide
LETS DO IT NOW!!!
>>681059892
TELL ME OP, I NEED TO KNOW
tell me how oh wise one
Highly interested in your guess, OP.
any chance you could include an age range too?
>>681059892
Tits for motivation
Predict me something good
>>681059892
Go for it mate... im waitin
>>681059892
Tell me how I die
OP...
>>681059892
>2016
>implying I'm going to die and not become an immortal cyborg
>>681060480
Everyone dies of cardiac arrest dipshit. It's how it happens that matters.
Try it
how will i die op
>>681059892
plz tell me.
Also, I'm skeptical but /want/ to believe in paranormal stuff or rather "want" it to be real. Can you convince me?
>>681067051
cancer
breast one specifacally
Do me
Give it to me
Come at me op
how will i die
Need to know mine... I wanna see if I'll survive from my cancer.
>>681059892
Lay it on me doc
Lets go OP
>>681059892
How will It
happen?
how about me OP
>>681067382
cancer
>>681067382
cancer>>681067596
autism
>>681067605
911
>>681067667
donald trump murder victim
ok fine let's hear it, wish me luck /b/roski
>inb4 hit by a bus then fucked by driver
>>681066200
Generic old age
>>681066251
Generic old age
>>681066268
Generic old age
>>681066293
Cancer
>>681066301
Generic old age
>>681066353
Drug overdose
>>681066356
Generic old age
>>681066362
Generic old age
>>681066386
Car crash
>>681066400
Helicopter crash? Are you in the military or something? Though this is a decade away so maybe you'll be drafted...?
>>681066405
Overdose
>>681066901
Generic old age
>>681067051
Generic old age
>>681067060
Generic old age
>>681067094
Generic old age
>>681067112
Generic old age
>>681067129
Generic old age
>>681067141
Generic old age
>>681067282
Generic old age
>>681067284
Generic old age
>>681067295
Generic old age
>>681068040
Donald trump wouldnt kill a canadian
>>681059892
ill bite. tell me how it happens.
>>681059892
Is it to late?
Can you do me to?
>>681068188
He was losing his sight and you looked like a mexican to him
>>681068058
Never been in a helicopter nor intend to. weird
>>681066447
Generic old age
>>681066464
Generic old age
>>681066471
Generic old age
>>681066488
Generic old age
>>681066490
Generic old age
Jfc this is hurting my brain if I don't get you its generic old age. I'm only gonna reply to the bad deaths
>>681068280
Oh sweet child, I can surely do you.
>>681068135
Yeah right
>>681059892
Do tell.
>>681068349
Tell me how i die you fucking faggot
>>681059892
Let's hear it op
Do tell
>>681059892
Try me
>>681068349
Op pls I want to know
OP, I'm clairvoyant as well. Do YOU want to know how you die?
>>681068409
Are you afraid of embracing your fate, young one?
>>681068135
Noway
Predict my death OP. This should be good.
Pls tell me OP
>>681068599
Sometimes it happens anon.
Try me OP, pretty sure it won't be generic old age
>>681068732
generic old age
>>681068540
OP is a ghost, that how he's clairvoyant
Im ready
op clairvoyance is BS, come at me fag
Ree normie fag
SO I GONNA DIE OF HYPERTENSION AND OLD AGE NICE
Why
Not
I'd like to know, sir.
>>681068732
wait, this is hard....sorry anon, generic old age
>>681068789
me ghosta
How will I die anon
counter anon.
>>681059892
Ghost here, how did I die?
tell me faggot
IF I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU ITS GENERIC OLD AGE
>>681066882
Choked to death
>>681067051
Cardiac arrest
>>681067112
Car crash
>>681067141
I mean premature cardiac arrest. Sudden cardiac arrest.
>>681067603
Shot
>>681067985
Fall
>>681068311
Stabbed
>>681068433
Suicide
>>681068518
Cancer
>>681068540
I don't. If you're really clairvoyant then you know why. Could you tell me?
>>681068633
You hit your head on a rock when skiing
>>681068793
You literally trip, hit your head, and die
>>681068955
Suicide
>>681059892
fuck it im bored
Tell me now Plz oh foresightful anon
do me
>>681059892
me then?
>>681067129
>>681068135
Alright, I concede that eventually in a few millennial I might get tired of life's bullshit enough to not maintain my hardware and die of "old age"
>>681068793
Strangled
>>681068813
Suicide
>>681068818
Obesity related causes
>>681068840
victim of drive-by shooting
>>681068955
generic old age
>>681059892
Humour me
Postin for death spoilers
ayylmao tell me op
How
>>681069058
>I don't. If you're really clairvoyant then you know why. Could you tell me?
You don't die OP. I can't tell any more because of other anons here
Tell me now faggot
>>681069058
me>>681068225
unless youre telling me i meet my wife on my upcoming trip abroad and decide not to kill myself, you're full of fucking shit. Shit has been planned for a while.
>>681069155
op you're a fag I've posted multiple replies, you gave me multiple answers, old age and suicide, come on
>>681066882
OP, I am waiting very patiently. Even gave you a photo.
Really op
I'm happy that I'm just dying of old age and not because of my choking fetish
As for the rest of you...
pls op
I have heart problems if that helps
>>681066588
huh... i was hoping for something a bit more interesting than old age, oh well.
song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_NvVMUcG8
>>681059892
I kek'd at
>Currently suicidal individuals need not apply
Please tell me how I will parish.
>>681069219
Trip and fall, causing you massive fatal head injury
>>681069248
anally violated by aliens, same route as mr.hands
>>681069279
Drive-by shooting
>>681069375
Generic old age
>>681069462
Holy shit anon, how dense are you? I can only tell you your way of death when you post. Once I post the method, your future changes since you become aware and more cautious of your potential death. So everytime you ask, I've divining from a different future.
Me
>>681059892
Do it no balls
Thrill me.
rtsp://14.177.231.70/live/h264/CIF
username: admin
password: admin
Pls Op i want to know :O
>>681069176
Killed during a harmless surgery
>>681069305
Stop messing with me
>>681069462
There's a lot of imposters here
>>681069512
You were choked to death. Even an imposter saw that one
>>681069058
I can see myself commiting suicide if life goes to shit. Any idea on how ill do it?
>>681069701
>parish
you will commit a fatal spelling error and die by the hands of the grammar nazi regime
>>681059892
How will I Die op?
>>681069512
I'm sorry anon, your death is far too tragic for me to reveal it.
>>681069605
Generic old age
>>681069652
Suicide
>>681069701
Gang shooting
>>681069712
Plane explosion
>>681069720
Generic old age
>>681069766
AIDS(sorry anon)
>>681069833
Generic old age
>>681059892
Sure, this could be interesting. Use your Yugioh wizardry on me boi
Ok OP how do i die?
How will I die
Please do explain op.
Got told I'd be raped by aliens, again how would I die op?
Tell me you ugly faggot how I death?
please tell me OP
fuck it. do me.
how will I die op
>>681069868
Choking huh
kinky I like it
>>681059892
Go on then
seriously, OP? you start this game and dont have the imagintion to see it through? ....fucking OP, always a faggot.
How about me?
Lucky us this is /b/ and we know exactly who OP is
>>681059892
How will I die?
test
Alright
>>681070224
Autoerotic asphyxiation
>>681070034
I can see gang shooting. Thanks for the time.
Screw it I wanna know
>>681070045
Generic old age
>>681070095
Cancer (sorry anon)
>>681070096
Generic old age
>>681070109
Generic old age
>>681070146
Raped by aliens, same way as mr.hands
>>681070175
Heart attack
>>681070178
Generic old age
>>681070184
AIDS (sorry)
>>681070193
drowning
>>681059892
ITT
I'm interested
Do you have any idea where I'm flying to? If it's inevitable it'll happen anyways right? Can't just leave it at plane explosion
tell it to me op
>>681070424
Blood loss after you get you balls rip of by a dog
How am i going to die OP
>>681070487
Loneliness
What about me?
>>681070385
Mr OP how do I die?
>>681070442
Fucked in the ass by the skeleton of Chris Farley.
Tell me, how will I die?
>>681070338
Stick your dick in crazy, crazy stuck a knife in you
How will I die, Anon?
OP, what else can you tell from a person from that side of the screen? My first name?
>>681068507
Still wanna know OP.
There is no way I can die
>>681059892
How will I be granted the best sleep of my life? You know the one where you never wake up or dream anything
>>681059892
let's hear it
Are you aware that there is no such thing as "dying of old age" OP?
when you get old, you become more susceptible to chronic illnesses. Most people who "die of old age" die of organ failure of some type which is caused by a number of different illnesses.
>>681070239
Killed by a jealous ex
>>681070271
electric chair
>>681070285
hit and run
>>681070300
generic old age
>>681070338
heavy equipment falls on you
>>681070342
You're welcome anon.
>>681070351
Generic old age
>>681070424
drowning
>>681070436
To a third world country, that's all I know
>>681059892
Tell me please OP senpai
Meh, I'll bite
>>681070560
Choked on mohammed islmais dick
>>681059892
Do me OP.
Blyad
>>681070688
You don't die your immortal
>>681059892
go ahead
Do it.
Ok OP go ahead, tell me how I'll leave this shit hole.
>>681059892
go for it nigga
>>681070781
Shot to death by the cops
>>681070770
>suddenly I'm a killer
Oh shit no
>>681070781
Choking on week old meat loaf.
>>681059892
I already know... I will die of alzheimers..
>>681070906
Stuck your head in someones ass hole and couldn't breath
>>681070866
Sounds about right unfortunately
>>681070781
Shit on by a group of passing Pelicans
i'll regret this
>>681070947
Nope car accident
What about me OP?
Jk im immortal :)
mememe op
>>681059892
You still making predicitons or what?
>>681070984
Sounds about right.
>>681070828
Raped to death in jail by a black faggot called onion peelers
Tell me
>>681070339
With or without a partner?
I think op died
>>681070561
Asphyxiation anon
>>681070614
Motor accident
>>681070653
Suicide
>>681070669
Sorry anon, she leaves you and you kill yourself.
>>681070740
Generic old age
>>681070828
AIDS
>>681070931
That's all I can see anon. Idk if you were framed,etc
Ol wizerd of Oz, tell me my salary in the future
>>681068381
you sound like every gay guy who ever hit on me at a bar anon.
tfw if you were gay you'd have a much better sex life
>>681070781
death by cum inflation
>>681071062
you fall into a volcano
>>681071080
beheaded by ISIS
>>681071090
fucked by a horse until you die
>>681071062
Stuck your dick in a dog got a new std and die of it upside it's named after you
gogo
>>681071198
Not OP, but auto, you must've been alone
>>681071239
>this kills the man
>>681059892
I'm interested, please tell me OP
Pls Op i want to know :O
>>681059892
Tell me OP
Let's go, Jesus OP
Tell me how it is
>>681070781
Eternal bleeding caused by nerve gas
>>681071198
With a male partner
>>681071154
choked
>>681071090
victim of a crime of passion
>>681071080
generic old age
>>681071062
Sorry to burst your bubble anon, but you die of cancer
>>681071412
Tried to fuck a blender while it was on bleed out
Alright op give it to me
this life surely won't be my last?
>>681071265
>cum inflation
do you mean cum inhalation?
>>681071351
death by diarrhea
>>681071405
anthrax poisoning
>>681071372
ran over by a cement truck
>>681071405
shot by a cop
>>681071411
shot by a nigger
>>681071412
food poisoning
>>681071561
Drowned in your own blood
>>681071697
Oh ok
>>681071588
This isn't your life your stuck in the matrix
>>681071588
>>681071561
>>681071504
>>681071412
>>681071460
>>681071411
>>681071405
>>681071372
Sorry anons, it's too late, bump limit has been reached.
For those I could not help, just remember that it's better not to know how you will die, for it leaves you only with a heavy heart and a paranoid future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL7xrE9EYd4
Seems like this thread has been overtaken by trolls, damn I wanted an answer
OP, how many imposters are there? Will there be a new thread?
Please tell me my future Madame OP
>>681059892
>>681071950
>implying OP actually has the power to see the future
lel
>>681072020
you got the kings death anon
