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trips or 66 decides what I say
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>>681052927
I have this problem you know, I'm rock hard but I don't have any pics to fap to
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Do you like kids? Because I want to turn your mouth into a playground
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Move it down to dubs holy shit
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>>681052927
One number is way to specific, have fun with a 404 without a single win, you fag.
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im thinking about killing myself
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ayyy bb u want som fukk?
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>>681052927

Now I see your profile picture I want to fuck you doggy style
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>>681052927

If you think i am hot, then become my little piggy. let me make you into a sex toy and I will impregnate you many times over.
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Tell her this is going to be you.
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You dtf?
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>>681053639
this
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I've got these weird, three spots on my ballsack, shouldn't be anything serious, I bet it's just ingrown hair. I'll still use a condom, so it'll be alright.
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We should hang out
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>>681053639
rollerino
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>>681052927
>wanting trips or 66
k so if you don't want anyone to decide what you say gtfo
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I really want to fuck your mouth
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roll >>681053639
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would you fuck my ass with a strapon?
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What would my chances be of getting your clothes on my floor?
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>>681053639
Terrier style
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Want to compare penis sizes?
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I looked at all your pictures, and I decided to come clean. My profile, everything is made up.
This is all a sham, including this text.
I have a poor self-esteem and really need validation in order to make myself feel better.
Here is what I look like, I hope you still few me the same:
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>>681053639
This
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>>681053479
roll
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>>681053952
w-w-whats terrier style?
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>>681053639
trips pls
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I want to fuck your dad
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I'll make sure my Solid Snake will be Raiden on you.
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Send me naked pics of your mom
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>>681053479
This
Nothing makes girls hornier than suicide
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>>681054166
WINRAR
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>>681054166
HOLY SHIT I WON
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>>681053479
rolling
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I'm a virginity hahah xD
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Gimme a woody and I'll make you buzz for light-years.
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>>681052927
Allow dubs to win you fucking idiot
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>>681053639
this op
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>>681054103
Grab her leg and dry hump it really fast. Like small dogs do.
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Rape me with your doggy dick
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>>681054166
say it op
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>>681054166
OP, I need you to deliver
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Shit on my chest
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theres a 99.99999999% chance op wont deliver
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>>681054833
cool i get DUBS

AGAIN
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now we wait
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don't ruin the thread by being a complete faggot OP
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Say "I want to rip your clothes off lube you up with syrup and give you aids"
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (crying face emoji) (crying face emoji) (crying face emoji) (crying face emoji)
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>>681052927
Lick my asshole
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I was thinking about another sex change today but then i thought of u
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Rolll
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I want to stick my Ken doll up your ass and pretend my dick is Barbie so they can have a date on Uranus
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After looking at your picture, I just gave a new meaning to self strangulation.
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>>681052927
she actually looks nice you must be a pretty guy OP
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Send her dic pic regardless of response
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I want to stick my Ken doll up your ass and pretend my dick is Barbie so they can have a date on Uranus
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say-FUCK ME!!!
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Ask her if she participates in anal escapades
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Do you want to have a threesome with my grandpa and me? He's fucking hung like a horse
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draw a face on your dick, then send her a pic with the dog filter on it
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I want to impregnate you
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Op you are probably mega handsome and shit just to throw around women like these. While me on the other hand would take no chance on /b/ blowing this up.
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Can we peg?
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Ask her if you can break into her house rape her and force her to have your child
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u must love nigger dick in ur ass eh?
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Ask her if she can ship you a box of her shit for you to eat
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Yo how bout we skip the online messaging and get to the real thing bby -then put a winking smiley face after it
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Can i stuff you with my bag of asparagus?.
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>>681055587
I have like 17 other matches just as hot if not hotter than her this is all just a game to me
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>>681052927
Wanna see my dick?
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Tell her "my mom wants to see pics of you naked while she sucks my dick"
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My ass is calling you babe
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>>681055305
Roll

Also, bump
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"I'm gay for Obama. Ps I have aids"
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>>681053639
Bump
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>>681055305
Roll


Also, bump
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>>681053639
This
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Meet me at the gas station closest to my house in 20 minutes
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Delivar op, don't keep these gentlemen waiting now .
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>>681053639
Kek
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>>681053479
rollerino
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I want to fist you so deep I can act as if my hand we're your baby
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alright fuck it 42 & 69 also wins cos why not
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I like to eat ass
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>>681055305
kek, roll
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>>681055100
ewintat
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>>681056403
Rolllling
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Make it ten minutes. Meet me at the gas station in 15 minutes
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>>681055305
Re-roll
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I'm actually a nigger, but that doesn't mean we can't still fuck. I mean, you already have herpes and AIDS too, right? :)
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Rollie pollie
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>>681053479
roll
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If we ever had intercourse it would most likely be bestiality amirite???
Lol xD
I'm not zoophilic tho
XD
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I want you 2 b my bitch
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Let me invade your anal cavity
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>>681053479
rollllllllllll1Illl
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I love to inhale dried up semen from male rape victim's assholes
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>>681056746
Rolll
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>>681056655
Cringey as fuck
Roll
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How many cocks did you sucked?
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Fuck you op ask her to suck your ass
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>>681053639
rolling
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>>681053639
role
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>>681053639
Rolling
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>>681053639
roll
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>>681052927
say i masturbate to furry porn and mlp porn
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Lmao can someone post a pic of there shoes like showing the floor too
ITS IMPORTANT
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I enjoy biting off the fingers of infants in orphanages with my friend Paulo who is a Russian veteran who survived a .45 bullet to the genitals sticks his deformed dick into my ear
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>>681057318
Real humans don't know what those thing are
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Dubs!!!!
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>>681053639
Rahool
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>>681057326
B PLEASE HELP ANSWER THIS
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>>681057327
*while
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>>681053639
plz?
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>>681053639
roller
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>>681053479
roll
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>>681057465
why?
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I'm just lookin' for a girl that I can share with my friends
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>>681057566
To fool someone, if I do it they will know it's me
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>>681056556
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>>681052927
Want to see my live webcam suicide?
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>>681052927
ravioli pls b0ss
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"I'm actually gay and like penises"
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>>681057855
This
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>>681057465
>>681057326
What?
Like this?
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Just send her this and ask if she likes the outfit you picked for your first date
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>>681057908
>>681057855
Same fag, but this
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>>681058008
Thanks man
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lemme see dem tites bitch
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>>681057500
that feel when noone notices...
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>>681057855
Roll
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She no like OP :,(
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>>681053639
rollerino
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>>681058009
Rololo
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>>681053639
get
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I regret to inform you that I am a registered sex offender. I am legally bound to tell everyone in my vicinity and I apologize for the inconvenience.
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>>681058486
get
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>>681058486
roll
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>>681058486
this
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>>681058009
Oh good lord this.
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rll
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>>681058486
Rolling
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your mom is sexier than you
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>>681058866
fucking wasted
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>>681054027
this lol
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>>681058486
this
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>>681058486
god someone please
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>>681058486
>[oh yiss]
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>>681058866
Wasted the 66, faggot
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Why is this thread still a thing? Bitch hasn't responded at all.
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>>681058486
ye
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>>681058009
roll
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>>681059183
This
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>>681058486
rolling for OP's collapse
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>>681058486
rolling.
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>>681054027
do it
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>>681058486
this
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rollerino
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I watch furry porn and finger my ass
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make a new number you faggot, change it to 69
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Ripp-a my dick-a straight off my IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL-A YOU
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i kiss boys
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>>681060735
re-roll
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Tell her you're vegan.
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>>681060679
holy shit roll
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>>681060679
Rerolling.
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>>681060679
this
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do u lik frnch toste? xdd do u? like banrenas????? xddddddddd
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I love you. I always have loved you. I knew you since I was born, and it was love at first sight. Your very voice always got my dick hard, and now I have a clear view of your face, and access to your nudes! Tomorrow, I'm going to rape you. Get ready! :D
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>>681060679
rolling for this shit
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do want to see a picture of my dick, i just bought a microscope
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>>681060679
rolling
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OP must be fucking himself in the ass
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>>681062243
rolling for this
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https://youtu.be/DHWHYP2uxSY
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>>681060679
rolllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>681062418
roll
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>>681061919
rolling
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>>681058486
roll
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>>681058486
rollarino
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>>681052927
I'm gonna put my tongue up your ass and literally lick your shit.
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>>681058486
roll get
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>>681058486
this one
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>>681063759
Reroll
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>>681058486
roll
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>>681058486
reroll ;)
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>>681065256
rolokek
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>>681065366
winrar
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Look, can I level with you. Cut the bullshit. Are you into me shitting on you or not? It's my thing, and it's a huge dealbreaker for me.
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>>681065364
roll
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>>681065366
winrar
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>>681065366
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R
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>>681065366
WINRAR
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>>681065366
delivrar with the winrar op
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OP has been kill
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>>681065366
Winrar
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>>681065366
I'm the quoted, just do it (___
"I regret to inform you that I am a registered sex offender. I am legally bound to tell everyone in my vicinity and I apologize for the inconvenience."
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thread dead
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>>681052927
Austrailian women really get me off, i mean such tough girls fighting off the dangerous animals and bugs wow i cant stop thinking of you pouring a jar of your piss all over my cock while you jab me with your big knife
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>>681068881
Fucking number 1
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>>681058486
>>681065366
OPwont deliver
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