My school decided to have a anon report on students and other shit like that.
Do your worst : https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1FELO9zU2H6SkHSx8OGdQWKHZtHqG7P2OoqfFaZ6DTfw/viewform?c=0&w=1
LMAO
heheheh
>>681032287
We need more info faggot
>>681032776
so close
>>681032871
what more info nigger?
>>681032776
>>681032287
did i do well?
Did I do good?
together we can stop ricardo
>>681033491
YES
is this good
>>681033905
good, but learn to crop scrublord
Quick I need the name of an edgelord from your school.
>>681034125
Luke Eger
Feminazi post /10
Are there any kids who wear fingerless gloves and watch Anime?
ayyyyyy
heh
Fuck Ricardo
BUMP
>>681034445
Have fun when the feebs contact you for more info, shit for brains.
give us some names of your classmates
Here's what I put,
I was near room 127 by the lockers and this little mexican man jumped from the rafters. As he dropped down he threw a handful of uncut Columbian cocaine straight into my face and then punched me in my johnson. He then ran out the nearest fire exit yelling "Su madre huele a culo burro!" repeatedly. I was of course still curled up on the ground writhing in pain trying to wait for my left testicle to recede back into my scrotum. After I recuperated, I stood up and saw that a maintenance worker witnessed the whole event transpire and he looked at me and said, "Looks like another one of those days, huh?" Still in a great deal of pain and shock I was unable to respond. I was a little concerned about this event and thought I should tell someone since looking back I am actually unsure that the maintenance worker was actually a school employee.
Sultan soborov
>>681034841
Sulatan Soborov
>>681034445
Bump
> The gym teacher is giving me strange looks ever since the begunning of the schoolyear and asked me to stay after gym class last week . I'm really bad in the exercises we're doing and he told me he'd give me a F if I don't make a video of myself in a kimono making sandwiches with peanut butter, pickles and rice. I was scared of failing the gym class, so I did it and handed it to him. Yesterday I wanted to ask him if he raised my grade but walked in on him masturbating to the video I gave him in the locker room, he threatened me and told me that I was to tell nobody.
Rate it
This thread is 10/10
reeee
>>681035077
Hmm the screencap didn't upload
>>681034982
>Sulatan Soborov
Let's keep this 26th shit going.
>inb4 mobile fag
Message was long but heres what it said:
BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.
>>681035378
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
>>681035714
>>681035714
Hey Jason hows Naperville?
>>681035494
You can't stop this train!
>>681036033
>Jared
I don't know why I laughed at that name
>>681035979
Kek! I KNOW A COUPLE OF HARD pipe HITTING NIGGAS WHO WILL DO A NUMBER ON HIS ASS
God Tier thread
IM DYING
>>681036229
Pray for Sulatan Sovorov
Give me another name from the school
How'd I do?
>>681036443
>>681035378
>>681034982
>>681034885
RIP THIS SULTAN KID
>>681035892
I wouldnt know. Haven't lived there in 2 years, thanks for asking though!
>Ricardo walked in on me in the stalls. He was staring at me. Then he started talking about the 26th. I dont know what it meant. Then Ricardo walked closer and closer until he was standing less than an inch away from me. He whispered in my ear "The 26th"
>>681036669
>>681036600
Ricardo and Sulton are memes
On shutter so mobile.
Gym teacher is gonna be some shit.
BUMP
>>681036569
Pretty autistic, nice.
>>681036992
>pls no
>>681036798
the school is gonna be on alert on the 26th
Me thinking about what my school is going to do about this anon shit
>>681035292
Poor guy will be fired
>>681037499
ayyyyyy
>>681037641
Pure cancer
And another one
BUMP
this whole thread is amazing
So I was smoking a jay with my buddy Ricardo, He takes a drag, and when he gives it back he fucking nigger lipped it bad can you please talk to him about why nigger lipping joints are bad.
Best thread this week, someone screencap this shit.
GUYS POST MORE PLEAS
>>681038042
Fucking Ricardo
Ty OP for this link
>>681038183
i got you m8
>>681033491
Stop me from what? I dindu nuffin
>>681038183
done
>>681038397
what did you submit
everyone keep sending in stuff about the 26th
>>681038397 screencap all of the posts and turn into best of 4chan
>>681038236
hi jacob
we should have all decided on one topic to stick with
there are so many other random ones they will take the ricardo one less seriously
>>681038580
will do papa steamu
>>681038624
i got you
>>681038661
just only scrap stuff bout ricardo
then it looks cooler and we gte in teh ylyI breds for sure yeah!!!1!!
>>681038695
do one about Rocco
guys post about a kid named luke edgar; kids a fucking edge lord.
can we get sulton, ricardo, jamal, and luke eger down to the main office
I don't think they're going to take anything seriously when dozens of posts have been made around the same timeframe.
Bump for the lulz
>>681038927
done my nigga
There's also a kid named joey rodriguez who watches naruto. Also tier 1 edge lord
Heres mine
>>681039231
OH really?!
Oh NO!
Fuck you guys for using my name as meme.
>>681039256
>David Lane
10/10
>>681038635
youre funny, ricardo
>>681034769
GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES
>>681039372
fuck you ricardo
also nobody gonna talk about how OP is underaged. Or just held back lots.
>>681039456
No fuck you
Ricardo was on a bus and put in his earphones to alleviate boredom. He could feel a big fart brewing, and like the classy ricardo that He am, He tried to do the sneaky-lean-to-the-side-silent-lady-fart. Instead, it sounded like a balloon being very slowly, squeakily, and loudly deflated. EVERYBODY stared at him, but He just stared on forward…pretending that my music was too loud to hear what had just escaped from my own body. The horror…the horror.
>>681039372
who are you?
>>681039463
op here, confirmed im just a senior (18)
>>681039372
Go die Ricardo. You fucking monster
>>681038502
Ricardo strikes again!
There is an absolutely HORRIFYING story I want to tell you. It was last Thursday in the middle of third period. I'd asked to go use the bathroom. Now my class is on the far end of the school, near the music wing. No one ever uses the bathrooms there, but I like to because it's more private. Well when I walked into the boys room, I saw IT! Ricardo was bent over the sink, furiously masturbating while shoving what looked to be three or four markers up his anus. He saw me, and just stared into my eyes while continuing to pleasure himself. His face grew into this awful smile, and he said one word to me, very slowly... "Bueno...". I ran out of the bathroom, and back to class. I didn't pee until I got home.
"I saw footprints in the snow. Whose were those?" ~Genome Soldier
Last one I'm off, get Ricardo expelled.
>>681039554
oh okay
Here you go op
>>681039598
You guys have nothing on me fuck you all
well, it's in virginia...
>>681039842
rip
>>681039842
thank you
Forgot to save picture
>this one kid at my high school gassed 6 gazillion Jews, an obvious hate crime, he farted on one kid til' he passed put, he does it all the time, he calls it the Zyklon B.
>Adolf Shitler
>>681039842
way to ruin the fun faggot, I hope Ricardo gives you AIDS (if you don't have it already, that is)
>>681039907
>>681039842
beta kids
>>681039842
nigga you just snitched on 4chan wtf
>>681039842
damn SJWs
>ricardo walks into school after dad was yelling at mom yet another morning
>terrible start to another terrible day in his miserable life
>school is the only place he feels safe anymore
>approaches school, gets thirsty
>outside his locker
>unzips backpack
>reaches in for water bottle
>tackled by four large men and the principle
>handcuffed
>shattered his spine
>sent to emergency room
>interrogated by police about the 26th
>in hospital for weeks
>finally can move again
>vengeance.jpg
>gets home from hospital
>grabs dads gun
>actually goes back to school
>pulls out gun
>shoots as many people as he can
>saves last bullet for himself
>>681039842
FAGGOT
>>681039842
You sir, are the troll among trolls. Good show, now do us all a favor and kill yourself.
>>681039538
My name's Ricardo
>>681039842
Fuck you you piece of shit. Fuck it. Your post is a spec of corn amongst a sea of shit. Enjoy being irrelevant.
>>681040046
#RedemptionForRicardo
>>681039842
>>681039842
Beatles anon appreciates this.
Ricardo and Sultan strike again
I dun good?
>>681039842
God you are such a cunt
>>681040046
I fucking love it
>>681039554
you know a ricardo?
>>681039842
kys
>>681039842
Well played good sir. Have a kek.
>>681040046
rip ricardo
>>681032287
I'm going to have so much fun with this.
>>681039842
Fucking futile, it's buried amongst a shit load of good feedback.
>>681039842
If we all keep posting, it will get buried
lmfao
>>681039842
I want you to die a horrible death you fucking newfag cunt.
Is anyone here using a proxy?
>>681040271
>Christopher Poole
nice
>>681039842
this kind of shit didn't happen before tumblr started coming around here
>>681040560
VPN fucker.
>>681040604
Yes, 4chan now days is plagued by cancer.
pumb
>>681039256
K emmanuel
>>681040604
Exactly, old /b/ was so fucking gold compared to these days. This makes me want to fucking kill myself.... FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>681039842
REEEEEE
LETS BUMP THIS KEEP IT GOING GUYS
CUZ THIS WAS THE BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
THE BEST THE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BEST
>>681034769
That is why i went full primal bitch mode and sent it in through tor. If they want, they are going to have to work for me goddamnit
The principal's name is Jose Martinez. The superintendent's name is Barbara Jenkins. The school is 84% spic. Fucking degenerate Floridians.
>>681040768
>>681040847
>inb4 faggots that have only been here 6 months claim that /b/ was never good
it was a hell of a lot better than it is now.
>>681040161
lmao
Bump for moar Ricardo
Was it good?
>>681040526
Man you're stupid
Am I fucked? I didn't use VPN
GUYS LISTEN
It doesn't matter what the normie faggot sent them. If we say something is going to happen on the 26th they will have to do something. They can't afford to ignore it.
>>681041195
yes
>>681041195
Whoa man, thats a bad move, they're going to find you, should wipe your hard drive
>>681040046
Directed by M Night Shamaymay
>>681041231
Well you're not wrong
>>681041231
THEY WON'T AFFORD TO IGNORE IT ;) - ricardo, jamal, and sulatan
>>681041195
Most definitely.
>>681039842
Best troll in the thread
>>681041195
you're fine man.
>>681041586
>Peter Smegma
Done
This thread is going down in history
>>681041195
You're getting swatted as I'm typing this
This prick, Ricardo looked at me in the hallways and he offered me a shank and told me to fuck myslef with the kinfe and i didnt so he said he was going to do it to me. He then bent me over and shoved the knife into the hole of my penis, i am currently in the hospital. PLZ STOP RICARDO
>>681041195
>on /b/
>not using proxy
Fucking kill yourself newfag queer
All of you idiots posting about the 26th are fucked rofl
>>681032287
anon will you deliver outcome of this ?
>>681041846
He damn well better.
>>681041846
if this 26th thing goes through you'll see it on the news
>>681041846
OP here. i will if anything happens
Expect a thread on the 26th around 5:00pmEST
We are falling down page 1 pull up! pull up goddammit!
I miss you, Ricardo. Call me.
LARGE BUMP EVERYBODY HERE BUMP
>>681032287
>>681042105
Did we rustle your jimmies?
>>681041815
Fuck off
Desu Senpai
>>681042105
You faggot, the principal of that school is a woman
done
>>681042013
lmfao
>>681033491
I did my best to look like a faggot normie.
We should now send in a bunch of serious sounding shit to throw them off. USe average boys and girls name if you leave a name.
>>681039842
Gunna get lost in the spam.
gj and fuck off back to /mlp/
>>681042325
you're right, my bad. I was listening to the anon who apparently only googled colonial high school and not first colonial.
>>681041365
>681041365
>>681042171
That's not even remotely how it works.
Lets give this a try
The school's page, if you want to use actual staff names. firstcolonialhs vbschools com
>>681032287
What's the name of the high school so I can search it up in two days kek.
Oh and what city and state??
Newfag here. What proxy do you use?
>>681042629
First Colonial High School in Virginia Beach
>>681042015
Free Brazzer's accounts, guys
>>681042624
thats it
>>681042742
This thread is proof the a small part of old /b still lives. I'm so proud of you faggots.
>>681041983
damn germany thats 5 am for me ....
This good?
>>681042629
for your convenience senpai
>>681041173
Keep steppin nigga
Aww Ricardo is a bad boy
>>681042833
thank you daddy and op will deliver on what happens
>>681041815
i'm from mexico , feds can't cross borders faggot
>>681042925 you fucked op
In october I found a post it note on the bathroom wall with "FIND ME" scribbled poorly in almost unreadable handwriting. I took the note and wrote on the remaining space "challenge accepted"
Two months later I went in the same stall and I found pencil scribblings across the wall with my name under it. I used my eraser and cleaned off what i could before writing on a paper towel "I know what you did" Three days later I found a post it note on the wall saying "Its not what i did you should know. It's what im going to do" I was scared and took the note. After describing the story to my friends we decided against reporting it and I threw the note away
It wasn't until march that i even thought of it again, but I found in the bathroom a folded up paper and didnt think twice before grabbing it. When I got home I opened it up to find 284 written across the top with some dots and dashes filling the lines. I copied it into an online morse code translator and found:
AGAINST THE ABUSE HORROR AND INSTITUTIONALIZED SOCIOPATHY OF THE WORLD STAND A GROUP OF THOSE CAST ASIDE TO BE ANNIHILATED BY SUCH ELEMENTS
THIS GROUP IS IGNORED AND THE STRUGGLE PERSISTS VICIOUSLY IN THE SHADOWS UNTIL THEY MUST ARISE AND PURGE SUCH ELEMENTS
THESE ELEMENTS CAN ONLY BE PURGED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO UPHOLD THEM AND THAT WE WILL GLADLY SPILL FOR THIS PURPOSE
HOWEVER WE ARE SMALL IN NUMBER AND UNORGANIZED AND AS A RESULT WE MUST MAKE EVERY IMPACT WE CAN
THE YOUTH UPHOLD THESE ELEMENTS AND ARE THE MOST ACTIVE PROPONENTS AS A RESULT WE SOON PLAN OUR STRIKE TO BEGIN THE FIRST STAGE IN OUR GRAND PURGE
HE WHO KNOWS CAN BE FREE AND TO HE WHO FINDS THIS YOU HAVE SECURITY FROM THE LEAD IF YOU CAN PIECE THE INFORMATION TOGETHER
ODRACIR
I then thought about 284 and realized it can be split in to 28-4 or april 28th. I then flipped the letters at the end to reveal the name RICARDO.
I am telling you this for your saftey and I hope this information can be put to good use
>>681043126
There's internet in Mexico?
>>681039842
Gaylord get cancer
>>681043126
Are you one of the good ones Trump was talking about?
>>681041815
If anyone is really fucked here, it's OP
>>681043207
no , in fact , mexico does not exist
BUMP!
I don't feel safe at school
>>681043333
He speaks the truth!
>>681043333
Well, I guess you're right Quads
>>681043333
QUADS SPEAK. MEXICO DOES NOT EXIST.
>>681043388
lmfao
Jamal JeMarcus
I did good?
Luke Edgar kept sending me pictures of his penis and threatened to tell everyone if I didn't send him anything back. My friend has also had this same problem and he also threatened to hurt us. Please help I'm very scared.
>>681043333
TOP KEK
We are falling again! shit shit shit
>>681043498
Samefagging so hard >>681043388
>>681043555
TRIPS
>>681039256
>maybe lynch a couple
Favorite
>>681043514
You fill her void anon. You're doing gods work.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. but I bumped into one of the male students as I was walking down the hall and he shoved me and called me an (and I'm sorry for having to use this kind of language) "idiot" As he walked off he said something about not being able to wait for the 26th or 27th or something. I couldn't quite hear. Please do something about this. I'm too scared to go to school.----- This is too much fun
>>681043516
ohh boy cant imagine the outcome of this lol
Well , let's see
>>681034242
Gg luke
>>681043555
VUMP!
>>681043175
TOP KEK
>>681043555
Feds are in here.
/b/ is fucked no proxy's
>>681043555
Trips checked
BUMP! BUMP! DON'T DIE ON ME DAMNIT... BUMP!
>>681043555
>>681034445
TWO TRIPS IN ONE NIGHT BBY
I WIN I WIN 4CHAN
>>681041365
ayyy i sent in something similar.
>>681043645
Nope but keep trying
>>681039842
Snitch
ITT: Ricardo, Sultan Soborov, Jamal, Pajeet and Luke Edgar are up to something
>>681039842
fuck off faggot. Get back on Tumblr.
here we are trying to have a good time, and people like you just have to ruin everything. Kill yourself.
FUCKING BUMP
>>681043765
Gotta help Rachel tho.
kek
HOLD STEADY, THREAD
>>681043824
Wat if I is not from Burgerland? ;)