>>681003463 at least he closed the gate.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>681003463
at least he closed the gate.
>>681003463
jesus christ that kid came out of nowhere
impossible to avoid this
>>681004094
nope, that kid came out of nowhere
>>681003905
kek
>>681004603
you sick piece of shit
>>681004720
Nah... He will live....
>>681005141
Topkek
>>681006257
Kek
>>681007277
What kind of sadistic cunt does that
>>681007616
someone who needs to feed their massive ass snake because rats dont cut it any more.
>>681007862
Every heard of rabbits? Chickens? There's no reason to use a puppy.
>>681004603
You fucking monster how can you post such a thing
>>681008136
Theyre all animals, my friend
>>681008136
why is a puppy worse than rabbits or chickens?
>>681008267
puppys are cute
>>681007862
>pure bred pup
>cheaper than rabbits
Honestly if I found the chink that did this I would throat fuck his headless snake in front of him before slitting his throat
>>681008232
So are humans, asshole.
>>681008267
Greater intelligence and potential.
>>681008267
Its like comparing a white person to a nigger anon.
Dogs being the white person
Only niggers and chinks don't have empathy for dogs, animals that humans coevolved with
>>681008413
It isn't the snake's fault his owner is mentally ill
>>681008641
Dogs are actually the reason humans survived and neanderthals didn't in Europe.
>>681008622
and a puppy tastes great with soyasouce
>>681008413
idk I'd want luxury food for my snake
>>681008716
True but I want to try throatfucking one though
>>681005086
He died tho.
>>681008267
They really aren't. It is just a matter of personal taste of pet.(or food)
>>681006257
Holy shit man if its the movie i think of... i watched it when i was 7 and had nightmares for a year of it. Revenge of the Red Baron
>>681008975
these police need to be retrained. so glad i don't live in amerufat
>>681008136
>>681007616
Welcome to Planet fucking Earth you ignorant pampered pussies
>>681008921
Then feed it something dead that won't injure it.
>>681003463
sure he was a faggot
>>681009303
He wuz on his way to church!
>>681007806
>filename
not a fucking hippo you dipshit
>>681009303
>>681008413
Thats clearly not a pure bred pup you fuck stick
>>681008641
>empathy for dogs
the only empathy possible is for our ancestors, not other species
>>681009365
Most snakes wont go after dead prey.
>>681008472
I agree!
>>681009365
Haha did it eat the rat and then the rat chewed its way out again?
>>681010193
Is the last one Cro magnon?
Would fuck
>>681009973
>>681003938
did he died?
>>681010403
he is a fucking unicorn now
kek
>>681009305
You're the kind of retard who would buy an expensive purebred puppy to feed a snake instead of a generic cheap rabbit. It must be tough to live being so retarded, but well, it's your money.
>>681003463
>>681010533
but y tho?
>>681010533
Lmao dumbass
>>681010533
that guy is a fucking moron
>>681007277
MUSLIM/10
>>681003463
"Oh, geez, there is a car coming in my direction at speed of light! What should I do?" >Stop in one place so the chances of getting hit lows
or
>Run like a fag in the same direction the car is coming
Deserved.
>>681004603
You son of a bitch.
>>681010533
He's too stupid to let live.
>>681010335
>>681010251
>>681010251
Yes they will. Might have to nuke them a bit if they are frozen though.
I had to bash baby rats I found against the concrete to feed a cornsnake I kept for a couple years. Fuckers had giant claws
You can easily train snakes to eat dead stuff even if its frozen though, might have to force feed the first time though
>>681004720
nigga in the blue car clapping his hands
>>681004603
YOU MONSTER, FISBE!!
>>681009674
You must be new here. Welcome to /b/.
>>681010533
>I D I O T
>>681010912
Nice :D
>>681011131
OC coming through.
Yes I died.
>>681009365
>>681006916
>filename
>>681011296
>>681010743
gunfag here: he was demonstrating the laser sight
old guys seem to love laser sights for some bizarre reason. they are practically useless
>>681004720
hope it didn't fuck up his wristwatch
>>681010533
An established candidate for Darwin prize.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nehO4Tz.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>681009973 dat filename
>>681011314
jesus fucking christ you're stupid
i wish you really did died
>>681010733
mine detector
>>681009605
laughed so fucking hard
>>681011159
tomato sauce?
>>681011131
4chan
>>681011871
>>681004603
Kek, moar
>>681004720
The kid in the blue tee won.
>>681010743
Probably a laser. Holding his hand there to see if it was on.
Ultimately, though, the reason is stupidity.
>>681003938
Damn that was fast
>>681006257
lel
>>681011765
>The bull wasn't sure if he was there
Do bulls see in black and white or something?
>>681007806
the bandaid
oh my sides
>>681009263
is he ok?
>>681012205
lunch time at school?
>>681011765
wait wat.
>>681010082
What is that?
>>681012598
Kek, it's always funny to see narutards try their anime shit irl.
>>681003938
I always rage at those fucking idiots...
>>681009605
Guy must have balls of steel
>>681011131
>Guy notices your left leg is weak
>Tries to hit it multiple times
>Shitter has no clue
you deserve it. Should have baited for the dumbasses low kick and hit him in his stupid face
>>681012731
>>681003938
holy shit
>>681005141
>overHEAD storage
>>681011131
why does his leg hurt so much?
>>681009365
Raticate used hyper fang.
>>681013117
Once your leg is fucked, its basically over. It hurts too much to pick it up, it hurts to much to use footwork, it hurts too much to try to counter with punches, and it hurts too much to try to teep away. props to the guy for lasting as long as he did. Other dude's a killer.
>>681010335
Doing God's work
>>681008975
but muh boi didn do nuffin
>>681009674
Of course not its obviously some sort of dog.
>>681012731
Was the nigger on drugs or something?
>>681013314
>why does his leg hurt so much?
>>681010082
Sauce?
>>681013607
That's not very constructive.
>>681010403
that final destination shit is what freck out about when driving.
>>681003938
The other guy touched his hand, it was his fault.
>>681009303
>>681012811
he got shoot in the head with a 12 gauge.
.
.
.
.
i dont think so
>>681010778
That's what you get for thinking doing that shit is art
>>681012205
story?
>>681011131
what a dirty tactic
>>681010193
weird to think tht one day some future evolution is going to look at one of these and we're just going to be another one of the strange animals
>>681009673
with the church shootings, having a gun in church makes sense.
>>681014064
I for one like it a lot, and think it's pretty smart.
>>681010148
I dont know why but I want to fight a monkey.
>>681012963
You have one with sound?
>>681014328
>filename
fucking kek
>>681014075
Story?
>>681013022
fuck you
>>681010148
lost hard, when he throws the handful of dirt at the monkey, wow i've never seen anything like it
>>681010515
Yes
Devastating...
>>681010335
nogged out
>>681013126
girl aimin to pull hair lmao. stupid bitch
>>681013667
Bump
>>681014075
story?
>>681014525
he was cold.
>>681011314
Stupid fucking cunt. It's odours like you that give bikers a bad name. Pity you weren't killed.
>>681014618
>>681012811
A few surgeries and he'll be good as new
>>681010733
"Hey! is that a nickel?"
>>681010533
at first i was like NO NO NO NO NO N-whew!
then i was like NO NO NO NO NO N-yep that happened
>>681014075
that last hit though.
>>681012598
Well this just goes to show. Do not take your fighting lessons from fucking Star Wars kid.
>>681012731
i'm gonna need some context here.
>>681010778
i bet he sold the charred frame for like 600 bucks
>>681014618
>>681014475
nope. Got it from here.
>>681008975
snakes are in fact just really long fleshlights
>>681014617
As someone who was bullied in school, this pleases me greatly.
>>681014984
Goddamn the rocks at the end man
>>681010148
do not provoke the monkey
>>681003938
what exactly happened here?
was he poisoned? or nerve gassed?
>>681013117
he could've changed his stance, footwork would've suffered by this choice but at least he wouldn't get hit so often on the weakened knee
>>681014019
they thought they could be high by eating grass.
>>681012205
>after an entire winter in the barn...
>>681015350
nope, he just got sucked into a running maschine
>>681010148
moneymadness
>>681010515
He was definitely feeling a bit flat
>>681003938
>Topkek
>>681012811
yeah, he just had to walk it off.
>>681015061
great story
>>681015350
What are you, a nigger? Nerve gas, obviously.
>>681008823
Exactly...modern day lib assholes, take the ancient dogs tracking and loyalty for granted
>>681013992
so you're saying there's a chance?
>>681006257
did he die?
>>681010923
Holy fuck i've never seen that before.
Though i think he knew it was going to happen so he wasn't really surprised.
>>681010843
Panic leads to bad decisions
>>681003463
how the fuck do you get hit on a deserted street?
well now I know.
>>681015549
They fight like little girls.
>>681015629
>Selling a loaded gun
his retardation fits his dentition.
>>681010082
Damn. Any story?
>>681015724
nope
>>681010513
see how much fun a married couple can have before they fuck it up and have kids?
>>681014400
ye same
>>681014000
They did it for the slow motion video retard
>>681013727
Obviously got his panties in a ruffle when that guy pushed him in the mosh pit. Faggot
>>681015629
story?
>>681011542
that filename KEK
>>681011817
woah that's kinda neat, i've never seen the grapple like that before, only the boxing and kicking,
but for just an animal that's some pretty impressive tactics, like seemingly intelligent
>>681015629
Kek, deserved for being an ugly faggot.
>>681015629
>fucking filename
topkek
>>681011159
Fake as fuck
>>681009263
>and a few more rounds just to be sure
>>681010843
>deserved to die because somebody was speeding so fucking fast he couldn't anticipate where the fuck the car was going
yeah gtfo edgelord
>>681016032
evolution at its best
>>681010733
just MINEing his own business?
he's a dancing fool?
that's not the Hot Foot prank your father taught you?
ok, i'm done.
>>681014984
man, the choreography for "high school musical 4" is terrible.
>>681016013
If they're near water when a predator attacks, they jump in and drown their attacker. They're smart.
>>681013930
story?
>>681009263
Even if he is a fat nigger, the way he died makes me wish death a thousand times over on these mother fucking faggots who shot him. May they burn in hell for an eternity of eternities until Satan's dick is satisfied, which will be the day after forever and an eternity of eternities within eternities within eternities within... etc., etc.. Fuck those psychopaths for forevermore. I hope they get theirs.
>>681013108
Kek, was gonna put this before seeing your comment
>>681014019
a) niggers gonna nig
2: niggers are the definitive worst for 'monkey see - monkey do'
>>681014617
Fucking mule kick man, they taught British commandoes to kill Nazis like that, fucking brutal
>>681013314
he probably ruptured a ligament. after intensive training the tibia gets really dense and a kick can be quite devastating to soft tissue
>>681014064
in his defense, his opponent gave that away, aiming to a weak spot is a no brainer. there's no honor in that sport, they'd kill if they had no consequences, some died fighting actually.
>>681011314
>what is a neck
You can turn your dumbass head to look around on that shit you know
>>681010971
VIIIIRGGGGIINNNIIIIIIIAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>681005967
>That fucking face at the start
Always wants me to punch that fucker hard.
>>681010509
that fucking last chair kek
>>681013140
>jesus Debbie that's gross
>but there's cake in there
Ameritards
>>681016468
welcome to /b/
>>681009303
I'd like to see you get a headshot while being shot at, retard.
>>681015854
duh it's loaded, that kid just stole him that gun and he's trying to sell it back to the crackhead.
>>681015385
>switch stance
>he's now going to kick the fuck out of your other leg, and you can't check it properly, since you're already standing on your other, already fucked leg
>you can't now find rhythm, or do proper combos, since you're in a stance that you aren't used to.
Leg kicks fucking suck, don't they?
>>681016116
This is not rekt, you absolute retard. That's a QWOP cosplayer.
>>681014400
me too. or kangaroo
>>681003463
This is why speeding laws were created.
lol j/k HA HAAA GOTTIM
>>681015934
Why the canvas then?
>>681003938
I read about this the other day - this guy was all over the newspapers.
>>681012205
Are they even human?
>>681008975
he was out spreading the word of god
>>681016376
Nigger tries to steal car, bro accelerates and crashes nigger into a tree.
>>681015946
they faked that vid. that kid is alive. some people went where that kid lives and found him from his home
>>681003463
Right here op, fucked up
http://www.streamboobs.com/dawnwillow/
>>681014075
Way too brutal... I chickened out... No shame
>>681016579
you am no carrot cake super sand
>>681007806
dat filename. My sides. also have a look at his face.
>>681008136
Stray puppies are dirt cheap and easy to come by. Don't be such a cunt.
>>681016745
I was there. He died.
>>681017025
how can they be sure it's the same kid?
>>681010403
Did he died?
>>681016957
>>681012731
why do black guys always gets the best chicks
>>681014328
>>681012372
>direct human impact with a TOW
fuck me
>>681014525
niggers
>>681016774
WHUT THE FUCK
>>681008136
Being this retarded wow
>>681009365
That rat's fucking hard core. If I was that snakes owner I wouldnt even be mad, I'd crown that fucker king and treat him so. hell I'd shell out money for like 3-4 rat bitches he can fuck, maybe buy him some coke now and then, man. That fucker's boss.
>>681014525
Just another day in Detroit.
>>681003463
Has to be the only REKT webm that loops perfectly
>>681017462
Peregrine Falcon man.
>>681003938
this happened to me once, had to take an icebath after that.
>>681012855
fake
>>681016376
Whitey is buying drugs from the nigger.
Whitey has a sample.
Whitey stomps the gas to avoid paying,
nigger too smart and holds on for the $50 whitey owes him.
crash.
>>681016957
Was that a quick tickle of the bollocks before go go? Or is that how you dtart it urp?
>>681017500
Jesus. That .gif is awful, even for /b/.
>>681014516
Dat snap
>>681004603
this happened to a friend of mine, he wa in the hospital for a month
>>681016468
It kind of makes you hope there is a hell. If not, then life is very unfair.
>>681011639
>you're stupid
>did died
>>681005141
Good thing that other guy was there. Side would have seriously fucked up his thumbs.
>>681009973
Foreign object!
>>681017236
man look his teeth. i can try to find the pic of that boy before thread dies
>>681017236
You saw those teeth right?
>>681016774
>Falcon stole head
Damn, I thought it took a bullet to the head. This just further proves how predatory birds are badasses.
>>681017555
If it wasn't for the gate getting closed
Ah, so close, so close...
>>681016508
that comment didnt answer shit.
>>681010403
Phineas gage is that you?
