Are you a failure?
Verge of becoming a failure?
Lurkers, it's time to post for the first time.
>Greentext style
BUMP
DEFY THE SERVERS
bump, cos I got a on the verge of failure story to share.
>>680981034
Get typing my piece of shit friend
>>680981034
I would "Bump", but I don't appreciate OP's image.
OP is just posting the loudest looking image because he wants to grab people's attention so that people to listen to him.
I don't know why he feels the need to treat us like fish in a lake for HIM to catch, but I won't support it.
>>680981416
If you want to cry about it that's fine, but this thread will go on regardless of your social justice-like protest
bumping
This will probably be TL:DR but anyway
>be me
>19, chubby but not overweight (being 6"5 saves me from looking fat)
>girls only ever go for me because tattoos, piercings and having an edgy shit haircut is the "in thing"
>still just a socially awkward piece of shit
>decide to get Tinder
>qt girl matches with me
>a solid 9/10
>other girls I`d matched with were 6/10 or less at best
>start talking to her
>hit it off quite well
>somehow minigolf comes up in conversation
>says she has never played it before
>see my opportunity
>ask her does she want to play it sometime then go get food after
>she says yes
>meet up and all goes pretty well considering I usually have the charisma of a dead dog
>somehow managed to make her laugh and converse
>she rarely replies on Facebook because university and work commitments
>still talk every day though
>fast forward to last Tuesday
>in the meantime had met up for coffee once and another time to go to a museum together
>had asked her out on an actual "date" instead of hanging out which she said yes to
>do the generic "date" stuff, activities, food, blah blah blah
>have fallen for this girl
>decide to let her know I like her by giving her a Joy Division CD and leaving a letter inside the case
>Joy Division is both of our favourite band
>give her the CD just before I get on my bus after we already hugged and said bye
>she always waits with me at my stop
>she looks really happy I gave her it
>says "oh my god thats so cute thank you" or something along those lines I was spaced out because nerves
>throws her arms around me to hug me again and kisses me on the cheek
>then kisses me on the lips
>say bye again and get on my bus
>heres where the failure part comes in
>my head shoots me some crazy mixed signals
>start doubting myself and all kinds of shit
>does she actually like me or did she kiss me to be polite
>decide to ask her outright
>says she does like me and she wouldnt have kissed me if she didnt
cont.
>>680982840
What the fuck dude you were doing fine
>>680983177
He's about to tell us how he managed to completely fuck up something that was already a success.
>>680979864
I'm 35 years old and could never finish college because I can't write a paper so yes I'm a failure. I made A's in science and math but could never make anything make sense in writing.
>>680983350
What's your current job
...unless you mooch off of your parents
>>680983661
Nah, not a mooch. I got into corporate management. Cable company. I'm okay financially but I wish I had a job I could actually care about.
>>680982840
>the time between replies is frying my head
>my brain fails to appreciate that she has important exams coming up in a few weeks time and she probably definitely needs time to story and rest inbetween work
>scared that I have come off as too enthusiastic or too into her
>know well that girls naturally are attracted to confidence and alpha male bullshit
>me displaying myself as awkward and nervous may put her off me
>instead of being cool and seeing what happened asked her did she like me
>what kind of fucking 12 year old acting motherfucker am I
>still did say yes definitely to going on another date
>going to have to stop being a raging autistic faggot and act like some Chad
>I know the way I approach going in for a proper kiss not just a peck is going to goof it for me
>I`ll end up just asking her to kiss me but fucking up my words
>either way wont be able to see her for a month
>she has exams and I am away for two weeks right after
>fear any spark that there was will have died after a month of not being able to capitalize on the initial kiss
>the failure in this is that my brain and overthinking is going to kill it for me
>tfw only get like this with girls I actually like
>tfw can come across as anyone I want to be to sluts that I dont care about
>never been tested but I may actually be mentally retarded
>who else can be king Chad with girls who mean nothing to him but a stumbling retard with a girl he has feelings for
>I set myself up for failure because writing her a letter and giving her a CD and shit means she already knows I am more into her than she is into me
>I put the ball in her court
>kind of displays weakness
>girls seem to like guys who act distant more than overly keen ones
>my brain will fuck this for me guys
>>680984196
You're probably autistic
>>680984595
yeah I`ve had the suspicion once or twice but what the fuck am I going to do, just walk into the doctors and go "hey doc I think Im autistic"
>>680984742
It would probably save him some time if you made it that easy for him, yeah.
>>680984892
well I think I made it easier for the thread to summarize why I am a failure
>suspected autist
>>680985031
You can turn around though. Just don't be an autist. It's that easy. Every time you worry, just do nothing about it and you'll be fine.
Also see the doc. You might be autistic but you might just be socially awkward
>>680984196
Listen carefully anon:
JUST
DONT
OVERTHINK IT
It's that simple. When you start, go put your attention elsewhere like porn or anime. If you still overthink it, then fuck you, you don't deserve her.
