Horribly describe a video game, and other anons try to guess.
>>680977406
>no origin
>run around fighting beasts and monsters for shits and giggles
>everytime you scream some weird shit happens
Skyrim
>>680977556
Forgot to do the linkie thing. Skyrim.
>be robbers
>get into shit with businessmen
>NIGGERS EVERYWHERE
>snake in pc
>>680977629
>>680977677
Yep yep next one
Just a dude and his pet playing with goo and floaty orbs. Known to get angry.
>>680977556
I guess skyrim.
>>680977629
I guess skyrim again.
Some orange piece of shit climbs stairs
>get called to fix ship
>what the hell could possibly go wrong, right?
>fucken nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
>nope the fuck outta there after causing shit tons of mayhem
>wake up one day
>everything's destroyed
>"hey let's just wander with my dog and kill people"
>>680978039
fallout
>>680977406
>two heavily racist societies clash
>magic
>4 continents
>>680978039
A boy and his dog, good movie
>>680978132
WoW?
>>680978030
dead space?
>>680978197
ding ding ding
>>680978132
Straight outta compton the video game
>Me and bro are profesional robbers
>boss tells us we gonna rob some fat cats stash.
>clear all of his property with peashooters
>great soundtrack
>>680977406
START OFF ON A HILL OR SOME KIND OF BULLSHIT
YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A COMA I GUESS AND SOMEHOW YOU ARE FULLY EQUIPED TO DO BATTLE AND HAVE SNACKS TOO
ALSO YOUR HOME IS A BOAT
>"Oh a minor disease just infected someone ?"
>"FUCK IT LET's KILL EVERYONE WITH IT"
there is a really expensive whip you can rip out of a demons back
>>680977406
>have a fight with the wife
>really like boats
>inception.jpeg
>>680977406
>evil russians
>Lynching people from trees and lights
>Darts
>grapple hook
>Ninjas....In America/Europe
>>680978209
Correct.
>get sent onto some weird planet
>bunch of screaming from retarded looking humanoid thingies
>shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
>overwhelming odds
>survive and keep shooting
>fucken annoying ass pitbulls on steroids
>secrets in every level.
>>680978025
Qbert mane
>"Hey man zombies are attacking our house"
>"What do we have to defend ourselves ?"
>"seeds"
>"..."
>"That'll do"
>>680977889
>>680977889
Jak and Daxter?
>>680978587
PvZ
>>680977406
Slave to the empire
Destroy Ancient beings
Kill a false god
>>680978587
Plants versus Zombies
>>680978483
Mark of the Ninja?
>be a jap buff
>students dissappearing out of nowhere
>recruit teacher and random bitch
>go to other schools to kick ass
>>680978363
Runescape
>Mom tries to kill you
>Cry on everything
>might just be all in your head?
>>680978842
binding of isaac
>>680978561
Oh you know
>>680978368
PT?
>be a car
>play soccer
>win a new antennae decoration
>>680977794
GTA 5
>>680978842
TBOI
>wake from hellish LSD trip
>talk to tree
>neighborhood bitch give me weird flute thing
>go to city
>sneak past security to fuck some girl
>bitch wants jewels before fuck time
>get jewels
>all hell breaks lose
>>680978501
Hint, the humanoids i was talking about have bombs on their hands and scream while rushing you.
>>680979147
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
>>680978327
MGS?
>>680979235
Yep
You are a long haired guy fighting monsters who beamed you up into a space ship.
>>680979212
Serious Sam?
10yr old kappa hat tailor
9 classes 2 are played
an online child care service
ranked play still hasn't been established.
Be a sienctist
Do something wrong
Get raped by aliens
Some little shit cries at laser shooting vaginas and Satan.
>>680978501
serious sam
>>680978356
Plague, Inc.
>>680979249
NOPE
>Children vanish whilst playing VR game
>Boy plays game
>Wears different hats with strange results
>>680977406
>you're a little man who rolls shit into balls
>>680978825
yup
>>680979391
Isaac was already covered fam
>>680979367
>9 classes 2 are played
tf2
>>680979474
Monkey ball
>>680979071
Rocket league
>>680979360
Yes.
>its halo, but only online.
Nobody here will get this.
>fricken forest
>can't find my way out of the maze
>wizard puppet thing turns into star
>Usual enemy becomes friend
>Companies who made this game didn't work together ever again.
>>680979533
no, you'd be a little man inside of a ball if it were this game
>New Mexico
>9 dumbshits from many countries
>fight all day all night
>its over gravel
>Two old men who like primary colors
>Two bitches one is old other is waifu
>big buff Aussie
>soundtrack is too good
>hats
Play football.
>Science has created a way to cage gigantic monsters in small ball like cages
>You have to fight them against everyone else's
>Collect them all
>can carry 100k canon balls but only 28 sharks
>buy gf
>>680979622
E.T the extraterrestrial
>>680979071
Rocket league
>>680979474
katamari damacy?
>>680979474
katamari
>>680978842
binding of isaac. duuuuh
>>680979738
Never go wrong with Runescape
>>680979639
Team fortress 2
>>680979747
Nope.
>>680979639
tf2
>better not die the mmo
>run around a lot
>smash TVs
>steal jewellery
>keep breaking an old scientist's inventions
>daughter is heavily reliant on injections
>grown man wearing 12 year old schoolgirl clothes
>blood and guts everywhere
>make a chainsaw spear because why not
>>680979983
Dead Rising
>be hacker
>go into matrix world
>hack into people's memories
>steve jobs grows a suit of dildos and fires his laser
>receive anonymous email
>no origin
>Arabs trying to blow up some boxes
>repeat forever
>Someone sneezes in a far-away country
>Time to lock down Madagascar
>go for scan
>wake up in abyss
>>680980161
pandemic
>spin spin spin
>ooga booga
>TNT
>>680980241
Yep
>>680980125
>>680979809
bingo, nice guesses
>lanes
>FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>qwer
>salt
>>680977406
>wake up in the back of a fuckin moving truck
>roll out of back after you stop and suddenly you're fighting hounds with a chicken
>>680978681
Anyone?
>>680980421
kill zone?
>>680980386
every moba
>>680980399
Pokemon
>your life sucks
>grandpa helps you
>two years later
>you are now a millionaire and in touch with nature
>>680980476
basically yeah.
>anal probes
>FBI for days
>destroy everything
>fly a saucer
Got tricked to kill yourself by some deceiving snake
>>680980494
yep
>Be a zombie
>You Died
>wake up from a comma
>shit, my arm is gone
>that sniper is hot
>magic cigarettes
>holy shit thats a big ass robot
>wtf who did plastic surgery on me??
>>680980599
Southpark the stick of truth?
>>680980638
dark souls
>>680980599
destroy all humans?
Or alien homonind or whatever the fuck it was ccalled
>>680980673
Totes
>>680980664
nope, think more ps2 and xbox
>Hey
>Look
>Listen
>>680980147
Counterstrike
>>680980460
Nope,
Another clue
Cant seem to get away from an Octopus
>track star from small country
>have standing seizure at the Olympics
>>680980256
Crash Bandicoot
>>680980687
bingo
>dailies
>alts
>HUNTARD
>tentacle beards
>>680980207
anyone?
>>680980640
MGSV
I just want an ending
>>680977406
Nigger throws barrels at you as you try to climb to the top to save a girl.
>wake up from a comma
>shit, my arm is gone
>that sniper is hot
>magic cigarettes
>holy shit thats a big ass robot
>wtf who did plastic surgery on me??
Its really easy guysss
>>680980901
real life?
>>680980780
Loz OoT
>>680980959
donkey kong
>childrens card game
>can somehow make you internet famous
>>680980959
Supah Mariooo
>>680980954
Yasss
>>680978681
Salt and Sanctuary, playing it now, great game. Magic greatsword build.
>woke up in asulym when some faggot dropped key to my room
>>680980966
Ok already solved
>>680981154
penumbra
Dude needs to find a bitch
Search in a weird ass town
Weird ass village people
Chainsaw.exe
Dude trying to scam me
>>680981286
Resident evil 4
>>680979563
The new doom?
>>680981092
Nope, SNES game
From a very popular franchise
>>680980993
nope
maybe too hard
>gf dies
>go for brain scan
>wake up in abyss
>save yourself and not save yourself at the same time
>4warriors
>Light
>Crystals
>giant ass birds you can ride
>>680979622
Super Mario RPG?
>>680979695
Not pokémon... Must be Bakugan.
>Wake up. no clue
>Super ugly
>cheeky fucking skull
>Walk around city. Talk and kill shit
>kill self. win game
good guy has to stop the bad guy or he'll kill people and maybe possibly blow up the world
>bad nigga influences
>im also a nigga
>lots of characters
>shit that nigga traitor
>corrupted cops
>i can finally swim
>3 cities
>>680980594
Noone?
Hint: give stuff to little shits that look like apples - u won a busride.
>>680977406
>Mining ship crashes in ocean
>Fix escape pod
>Collect stuff and build shit
>Dominate the whole fucking ecosystem
>>680981610
GTA: San Andreas
>>680981723
Subnautica.
>>680980207
Somo?
>>680981212
nope
>>680981723
Subanautica
Weird ass skinhead with knives
Killing everyone
Killing gods
>>680981610
san andreas too eassy my nig
>>680981415
SOMA ?
>>680981154
dark souls
>be in solar system
>consoles
>do this
>do that
>do this again
>do that again
>buy dlc to keep doing this and that
>>680981767
El winrarrrr
>>680981876
God of War - almost every game in the series.
>>680981786
>>680981883
yes indeed
>>680981877
Checked
Your turn
>Midairs
>Chaining
>SHAZBOT
>>680980850
QWOP
>>680981910
Warframe
>a group of teenagers get obsessed with tv
>>680981884
winrar
>>680980899
more hints
>mmo rpg
>pandas
>>680981910
Destiny
Good guys vs bad guys
Bad guys are evil cyber terrorist
Good guys are an ex military gay pride parade
And no, not GI Joes
>trapped in a room with no exit
>forced to eat until you die
>you cant touch yourself
>>680980899
>>680982132
Dude just stop, picking wow for this is just lame.
>>680982221
Lol, off by one
>>680977406
>Collect Eggs
>Slaughter endangered african animals
>Chase a bear for cash.
>>680982270
Pacman
>>680979384
Half life?
>>680979563
Destiny
>>680982220
Yes
>>680982270
Ssssssnake
>>680982270
Snake
>>680977406
>France eats world
>Evil space whales and shitty dev teams ruin everything.
Mask. Exe
Coming home
Queen gets killed
Conspiracy.exe
Killing everyone involved
>>680982350
Deer Hunter?
>talk to a girl the whole game
>get lost a lot
>use map a lot
>none of your choices matter
>very disappointing ending
>mine rock
>get bored
>get machine to mine rock
>mine coal to fuel machine
>get bored
>get machine to fuel machine to mine rock
>get bored
>get machine to mine coal to fuel the machine that fuels the machine to mine rock
>discover electricity
>nevermind then
>>680978681
>>680980811
Oh, ff6.
>>680981523
Planescape yo.
>>680982427
yeah
>spawn
>die
>kill feed says bolt action >9000m
>repeat
>>680982350
Yoshi's Island?
>>680982644
Bingo, Planescape. Finally an oldfag.
>were is varok
>>680982541
Mass Effect 3?
>>680982759
No
Bonus hint: There's a rabbit who low key wants your scaley purple dick
>>680982716
Red Orchestra?
>>680977794
Mafia 2
>>680982889
SPYRO
>scavenging
>find store
>holy shit what a loud shopping cart
>>680983024
Dead Rising??
>>680982980
Specifically Spyro 3 but I'll allow it
>*kill everyone*
>'we're doing the right thing'
>>680982490
dishonored
>working on some shit in space
>space isis try to nuke you
>there's a clown
>>680983059
nope, i guess it applies to dead rising if the carts scare the fuck out of you when you bump into them
>>680983084
yeah I meant that but I forgot which one
>kill dragon
>tfw no gem
>>680983163
SS13
>>680982944
Yeah
Going on vacation with family
Something is going on
Everywhere blood and limbs
Trying to defend urself with everything you find
>>680983106
call of duty or spec ops: the line
>starts with a rap
>play as various things that look like black people
>8 squared
The game where you must combine the rubber thingie with the other stuff and go to the train station.
GET THE THERMAL DRILL!
GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL!
GO GET THE DRILL!
>casual game
>family friendly
>roll around alot
>>680983307
DONKEY KONG 64 EL XD
>Roll huge balls of everything
>dad blew up the universe
Have no spine.
Use tanks
Find friends
>walk out into the open, get sniped instantly by a faggot camping 12 year old
>try to camp, game spawns faggot 12 year olds directly behind you
>680982541
borderlands?
>>680983354
Terror from the deep.
Fuck Lobstermen.
>>680983375
super monkey ball
>>680983407
WALNUTS PEANUTS
>>680983411
katamari damacy
>Game seeks to answer a lot of questions
>What if Legolas was Canonically a faggot?
>What if Alan Rickman staged a military coup?
>How ugly can a HD game get away with being?
>How many shit sequels can we spin off this one objectively good game?
An MMO that panders to furryfags fucking, but not a single player character is a furry.
>enter painting
>smash rock
>something pops out
>egypt?
>>680983477
yup nice
>ramirez
>>680983540
Oblivion?
>>680978327
The Forest?
>>680983608
No wait. Never mind.
>>680983421
DM on CSGO
>>680981713
Stardew valley?
>>680983608
nop
>>680982057
Clearly you guys have no idea so I'll see if I can make it a bit easier.
>A slow soldier is a dead soldier
>Skiing for days
>Jetpacks
>FPS-Z
>become incredibly powerful wielding the best armor and weapons you can find
>beef jerky grazes your ankle and you die
>>680983702
the fuck man
>>680982858
Nope
>>680983526
Second Life
>reading
>reading
>reading
>unlockable hints involving more reading
>also loli mini-games
>>680983759
Different anon, but this is an obvious one. I'm hoping that no one is responding because it seems too easy.
>>680983375
>>680983462
>git gud
>>680983628
NOPE NOPE
>>680977406
You fight monsters as a putrefact anorexic
>>680983845
Nekopara or another one of those shit books
>>680983490
Fucking no one really? its not even hard
>>680983273
Dead island
>>680983783
Chivarly: Medieval Warfare?
>>680983968
because you fucking wrote it
give us a hint
>>680984024
nope
>>680983540
mario 64?
>>680983783
COD?
>>680983854
Yeah, but I wouldn't be surprised if not many people know. It's a very little played game now.
>>680983845
Myst?
>>680983968
fuck off
>locus of pure unbridled power
>all before you are instantly smote
>die if you touch water
>>680983840
Second life has a shit ton of furrys in it.
>come back from a foreign country
>queen killed and I'm blamed for it
>kill a bunch of people to show I'm not killer
>>680983945
close enough
>g i t g u d f g t
>i
>t
>g
>u
>d
>f
>g
>t
>>680984029
hint: Big Stoic nigger hates it when you give him the LGBT pride sword
>>680978030
Aliens Isolation
>>680978363
Runescape?
Some Japanese MMORPG?
>>680984211
dish on her red
>>680984231
dragon age origins?
>>680980603
since no one got that
hints
>You learn to roll your way thru the world
>Zombies love orange juice
>>680980135
Saints Row ___
>>680984243
this also for >>680982796
>>680984095
nope
>>680982632
fucking hell its factorio you shits
>>680984294
fucking dark souls you nonce
>>680984294
dark souls
>>680984288
Correct
>enter painting
In what other game than Mario 64 can you do that?
browser game every 12 year old plays
dick essential
›Main character is last of his kind
›The sidekick is more popular than him
›First three games were the best of the franchise
>be a hella retarded teenager
>cringe-y, outdated memes everywhere
>lesbians because why not
>CHAOS THEORY AMIRITE
>fuck this game
>mixed race
>dad doesn't belong in this world
>should've gone to specsavers
>roofwalker
>Matthew 16:20
>well met, my son
>>680984105
Well, its fucking tribes then.
>>680984433
Link between worlds?
>>680984433
hints:
>whip it
>real good
>>680984376
>factorio
you can run that on a butt computer cant you?
>>680980594
stardew vally lmao
>>680984455
Sanic teh Hegehog?
>>680984467
Ratchet and Clank.
>Tumblr rejoices about plush
>Can be turned into a nigger
>Makes shit
>>680984455
scarlet blade
>>680984474
life is strange?
>>680984490
Assasins Creed 3, the only game so boring I never actually got to play as the main character
>>680984433
dark souls 1
a couple loz games
there are others too i just cant recall atm.
>>680984433
Dark souls 1
>Queen zenobia
>dat ass of the century
>>680984455
Roblox
>>680984494
Of course it would have been. Shazbot was in the first description. You still play?
>>680984533
god yes it's built so well
>>680984467
jack and daxter
>>680984599
Incorrect I'm afraid
>>680984433
CV:PoR?
>>680984433
Oblivion?
>>680984643
Well, it's not all males, but they're all retarded anyways
>>680984598
life is tumblr, yes
>>680984651
fucking awesome.
>feel drunk
>can't remember shit
>go insane here and there
>run from humanoid things
>orbs and shit
>3 alternate conclusions
>kill the guy
>>680984777
>>680984490
Castlevania: Symphony of the night
>Raccoon
>Parents murdered
>Meets best friends at orphanage
>Is a thief
>Steals from other thieves most of the time
>In love with a cop
>>680984888
WewLad
>Objectively best driving game ever
>Series has long since gone to shit
>God tiers sound track
>Snoop Dogg & The Doors
>every 12 year old wants to play as the synonymously Japanese katana guy
>in actuality he has like 9001 counters
>>680984895
Sly Cooper
>>680984895
Sly Cooper
>>680984895
my nigga sly fox
>spend hours getting boosts and essentials for a big fight
>still lose the fight because your mind isn't ready
>sword is much larger than you
>who the fuck uses crossbows?
>many of the same monsters on the sequels
>>680984954
Need for speed underground 2
>>680984895
It's Sly Cooper
>secret agent in the middle of Asian woodlands
>play with boxes and other neat shit
>watch cutscenes
>fight a old dude
>fuck a cute double agent
>>680984555
Ding ding ding
>>680985068
Top
>>680984954
Need for speed
>>680985086
Flappy Bird
>>680985048
Indeed, that game was the shit.
>>680984294
Sunset overdrive
>youre in charge because reasons
>youre so stupid, it is not about to be the apocalypse
>now youre in charge even more because reasons
>youre seriously so dumb he wasnt the apocalypse
>now youre more in charge because reasons
>okay maybe theres a chance its the actual apocalypse
>OK DEFINITELY SURE ITS THE APOCALYPSE WHAT DO WE DO?
>oh nevermind, that wasnt ACTUALLY the apocalypse
>OH FUCK WERE SORRY IT REALLY WAS THE APOCALYPSE NOW EVERYONE IS DIEING
>you have the option to evolve from a righteous soldier of truth to a pious asshole
or from a hard core mercenary whose only goal is getting results to a pointlessly cruel supervillian
>either way though it doesnt even matter.
>guys wife gets killed
>son kidnapped
>first mission ends with you getting knocked out after killing everyone
>live happily on a corpse
>people from neighbor corpse don't like you
>anime fight ensues
>turns out God is some German dude
>you start in some place in the map
>gather what you can
>attack zombie with frying pan
>more zombies come
>run
>tire
>hide
>get hungry
>eat meat you had in fridge
>get food poisoning
>barf loudly
>zombies hear
>run badly
>get scratched
>shit
>hide
>bandage it with your old vest
>it was infected
>welp
>>680985198
hah didnt even realise till just now that it could be this and not dark souls
>>680985452
tf2
>>680985527
dayZ
>>680977406
>little squares
>very simple rules
>makes complex things
