Famous girls you fucked that people find hard to believe.
>>680975961
dan the man
I heard of an archived thread about a guy fucking Sandra bullock in the shower
>>680975961
i find that hard to believe
>>680975961
it's not like you can prove it in any way
i can say i fuck't the queen of england and you would find it hard to believe
>>680975961
>>680975961
Greentext it op
Anybody here ever see a celeb naked at the very least?
>>680975961
Are you really Dan "The Big Dick at Nick" Schneider?
>>680975961
obligatory
i met miranda
I think Dan works hard at what he does and you should all stop making jokes about him because he is really a nice guy
>>680978460
I couldn't agree more. He's a genius
>>680978139
story?
>>680975961
You fucked Dan the man?
>>680975961
Whats his name again?
>>680979082
dan "rapist joke" schneider
not hugely famous, but I've fucked Chloe B the AbbyWinters model
>>680979466
go on
I used to make Watson squeal back when we were teenagers.
>>680975961
I worked as a photographer for Aveda / Horst and a couple regional ad firms in the late 90s to mid 2000s. I fucked about 30 models a year, no joke.
was a back up dancer on her tour titled 1989, while on tour tay went through most of us, why people find it hard to believe is because some of us myself included are black, but it was a fun tour and she is fun in bed very demanding, and great at blowjobs.
>>680979669
>Back in 2005 or 2006, met in a nightclub in Melbourne
>Several drinks are consumed together
>She's grinding on me in the corner
>Go back to my apartment, proceed to remove clothes.
>She's riding me cowgirl and leans over me as I cum
>Almost suffocate in her cleavage
>10/10 would almost die again
>>680980024
sure Eliot, only Finch would believe that bullshit
>>680980063
I'm a chinese jet pilot.
Not really famous, but probably the only newsworthy story posted ITT that's true: i fucked the hooker in this news story: http://www.gainesville.com/article/20160121/ARTICLES/160129920 (j'amy sanford)
It wasn't bad but she wouldn't blow me without a condom which is bullshit.
>>680979735
Lmao I like how no one is calling BS because I talk like a scumbag and it leands credence to my story.
>>680978460
Nice try, dan
>>680980294
what's the point in calling BS when it's so obviously made up? Trust me, not a single anon out there believes your shit.
>>680980063
> girl that has a new boyfriend.every week
> multiple songs about break ups
> is over the age of 18
> most song makes me think she has BPD
As much as I like tay Tay, I really believe she's low-key whore. So your story is very believable.
>>680978139
thats exactly how i imagine a /b/tard
>>680980211
That's gross bro
>>680980063
How'd she look naked?
>>680980436
Well it happened and I'm being gentle about it to protect your faggotty little ego.
>>680978460
hello dano
>>680980468
lol
>>680979082
Dan "Posts vids of naked kids" schneider
>>680980512
oh, you say "it happened"? I totally believe you now. That's some pretty solid evidence.
Will Ferrell subbed for our class a few years ago
>>680980506
http://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2014/12/28/accused-killer-commits-suicide-buncombe-jail/20970325/
I fucked his girlfriend right when she was going off the deep end.
>>680980734
You do.
Because I did.
>>680980916
yeah and i fingered chloe moretz's asshole and took elle fanning's virginity when she was 11. Want proof? Well, it happened, I did it.
Fucked this little shit back in 2004
>>680980766
Hair is too straight.
>>680975961
Post nudes of her, Dan.
I fucked this little faggot up the ass countless times
>>680975961
About 7 or 8 years ago when I lived in NYC I dated/fwb with this super hot blonde and one evening she gets invited to this upper scale private swing party. Well this guy is there and he takes immediate notice of my chick. I see his wife and it's Rachel Ray. We end up having a soft swap. She has a better small thick body than you would expect. Her head game was phenomenal, really enthusiastic. Didn't get to fuck though it being soft swap.
/b/ is so great. A post to OPs thread simply about what the thread is about.
And then people want to tell you it's bullshit because they're so envious.
I love it.
>not being facisious
>>680981174
>facisious
i couldn't spell that word more wrongly if I tried
>>680981020
Damn nigger
>>680981271
I still banged Emma Watson before she was fucking legal so I don't know what to tell you.
>>680981133
I'd love to get somma that Dick Dorkins
>>680981549
proof? post phone numbers, post pics, post anything with you and her in it that is verifiably you. In this day and age you don't fuck someone that famous without a picture trail.
>>680981549
green text it then faggot
>>680981680
No. I'm not stupid or an asshole.
I fucked a high class post-op thai hooker in kensington in London in 2005 who said she'd been hired by Mel Gibson if that counts
fucked her bareback too because I was young and clueless
i fucked ophelia vanity twice, met her through a friend who was big into orange slice
>>680981766
translation: I'm just a fat faggot on the internet that jerks it to harry potter. But it totally happened you guys
>>680979466
>>680980139
fucking nice mate
>>680975961
Not exactly the most famous person out there but I fucked Ana Kasparian (host on a youtube news show) when she was 21 and I was 19. She's a fair bit different now than she was back then, but I guess that might be an act she's putting on for the camera.
All I can say is she gave shit head but was a semi-decent fuck.
>>680981879
Proof enough.
My Jap ass white face.
>>680982136
so you are a human that exists somewhere with a really fucking terrible camera phone. Still has jack shit to do with emma watson
>>680975961
jojo
>>680982136
kylo ren?
>>680982228
Look at my busted ass face and then keep arguing your faggot beta point.
You know she would. Don't you little boy?
>>680982136
did she have the bush when you were fucking her and what kind of bush was it?
>>680982363
Nah just oldfag.
>>680982265
Story??
>>680982376
unless you've got several million dollars in your bank account she wouldn't even look in your general direction.
Let me guess though you're totally really rich, but you can't post proof because "i'm not stupid". What do you get out of this?
Back in school I fucked the girlfriend of a soccer player. He now is really famous in Germany and has a child with her. And thaaaat's the closest I got to fame, sexually.
>>680980196
im inclined to actually believe this
>>680982425
She's just like a babe. Everything about her was vaguely athletic and soft.
Can't go too into detail.
![2475617_1330628535635.38res_300_300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MQANNXn.jpg "2475617_1330628535635.38res_300_300[1].jpg")
I never fucked Taylor Swift, but I knew her well up until 2013, and she said she was a virgin
She wouldn't even send front nudes in case they leaked, only have a pic of her from behind but never even showed anyone because its not even a flattering picture and you cant tell its her
>>680981842
also it might be easy to see, but holy fuck you know she tore her hair out in rehab? you can tell
>>680982136
Aurelio Voltaire?
dude you rock!
>>680982601
lol yeah youre full of shit.why would you not be able to detail
>>680982505
Nah I'm just the type of Street trash that famous tail loves to fuck.
Trust.
>>680982623
Just fucking post it anyways. Goddamn don't bring up a picture if you are not going to post it dumbass
>>680982623
post it ffs
>>680975961
That fake smile those red eyes. She even has a tissue in her left hand. Dan has definitely done some stuff to her.
>>680982707
Maybe I look her up again?
Maybe she knows I frequent this board.
Who knows.
>>680980139
more details? I love that bitch
I fucked Michael Steele a few years after the Bangles broke up. Was at a party with my cousin who was a music producer at the time.
not really a famous girl but i fucked the brunette from the hot girls have problems too video
>>680981680
She let us double team her, obviously couldn't record that though.
>>680982839
is she an innie or outie
>>680982623
dude ill give you $100 dollars if you post that pic
>>680980468
not enough stains and neckbeard, but pretty close
>>680982623
You saying you saw her naked?
i fucked chloe moretz anus
I worked with a guy who was high school sweet hearts with her. Said whenever she comes back on vacation to Canada she makes contact with him to hangout and go for drinks. But he won't flat out say if he fucks her anymore.
>>680981549
You banged Emma Watson? I fucked Emma Watson.
>>680979466
>>680983392
only believable ones
>>680982810
>>680982835
>>680983069
Its on my android ill charge it now and post it
and even though i did see her naked (sleeping together, literally) we did nothing
>>680982873
what do you want to know?
>>680978460
HEY DAN HYMEN ANNHIALATOR SCHNEIDER
>>680983589
good.
I've fucked a girl who was the daughter of a famous 60s TV star. She is also the god daughter of a VERY famous TV personality. That's all I'm going to say. She was very kinky and did all the nasty things I wanted.
The second girl is current a political commentator on TV. We only had sex once.
>>680983377
Doubledubs say you like fridges
>>680981549
Pics or it didn't happen
>>680984001
cool story bro
>>680983589
Still waiting on this
>>680984001
totally believable
so much detail
kill yourself.
Caitlyn Taylor Love
fingered and got a bj from that girl who played gabrielle delacour in HP. Never fucked her though. Trying to find a picture from around the same time. There was one of both of us floating about on harry potter fan sites too.. creepy af
I made out with Cassie Ventura and Lauren London at a club here in hollywood that I really shouldnt have gotten into, but me and my bro were dressed like stars and he had a range rover on 24s in LA which was at the time amazeballs.
Also im a pretty good looking nigger so shit got pretty wild to the point i got politely escorted out the venue lol.
>>680977637
I once helped a celebrity with a computer issue and she answered the door wearing only a towel. Kept the towel on for 10 minutes, then changes into a short kimono. Actress was an A lister, not anymore. She did appear nude in some stuff in the late 90s, early 2000s.
These 2 hoes
>>680975961
Eileen Catterson - Former Miss Scotland.
no-one believes it but I know , and she knows too.
don't care if anyone believes it it was yeas ago
The year was 1968 and there was a party at Brian Wilson's. Needless to say, there were lots of drugs and clothes started coming off and there she was in the swimming, swimming naked.
>>680978139
do fat Jews hoard their shekels y swallowing them?
>>680975961
>the ghost
Any USC bro here? I love to read her kinky college adventures.
I fucked Will Smith in his Ass when i was a kid
>>680981020
Can't argue with that logic
>>680985295
Nice! How was it?
>>680984978
Who was she?
>>680985080
Lil Wayne is that u?
>>680985665
Smelly. He had this typical nigger stench.
>>680985295
no way dude!
I ass fucked the bassist for smashing pumpkins neice... So there's that
>>680980139
More details? She have her bush back then?
>>680975961
saw Dave Grohl using a urinal at a gas station. we had a good convo about music and the music industry. He has a pretty average dick. But i might be wrong, it was a glance.
we fucked while she was doing her voice recordings for the character. exclusively on set and in closets. she stopped talking to me randomly. idk why.
I fucked Angie before I knew she was internet famous.
>>680986120
>while
Topses
So many tall tales. I once fucked l fucked Kate Upton in the ass. She loves that.
>>680985964
Yeah she did. It was trimmed a bit, but still there.
>>680981031
Best anime
>>680985182
Nobody was even alive back then.
I once banged Megawati Sukarnoputri for a while in 2004 while she was running for re-election. She lost, and I lost her number.
when i ws in college i fucked steve jobs . i told him about my plan for a flat touch screen phone. he fucked me afterwards. mark zuckerberg watched as an infant. we fed him our breast milks.
>>680986120
Fun fact the original actor who played duckie was killed along with her mother and their bodies were burned before the father committed suicide.
>>680978305
I remember being 13 and fapping to that show daily. Especially Victoria's feet.
>>680985748
I don't want to say. Killer body, kind of tall, started out as a model.
I fucked Gabriella Cilmi when she was like 16-17, shared a bed at a party.
She was a one hit wonder and her music fucking sucks but she was/is a genuinely good singer when its not radio trash believe it or not. No idea what she does with herself now we lost contact when Facebook defeated Myspace.
She responds well to "kill me" puns, let me cum on her face and despite the song name was actually pretty sweet.
>>680982623
I have her snapchat, she sends nudes every day. This is the first one i've leaked though, got tons more
Eliza Dushku once or twice a month for 4 years
Zooey Deschanel once
a model from who worked for H&M
>>680988888
>>680980766
Did you get to fuck him?
>>680988888#
>>680988460
Diamonds got anymore
not really that famous but like 10 years ago I had a few week thing with Sofia Bush...
>>680986326
Don't believe.
>>680978460
>he is really a nice guy
that's how it always starts, but then later there's running and screaming
yolo
>>680988559
>Eliza Dushku once or twice a month for 4 years
elaborate
>>680986326
who is she?
>>680988915
She is a goddess - please tell more.
She is my absolute 100%
>>680986326
Is she a chan girl?
>>680989480
omg, yes please more about Faith/Eliza!
>>680986087
Muh sides
>>680989480
I visited the set of that show where she was like some assassin thing with implanted memories or something
The workers said she would have like orgies in her trailer and I thought that was pretty hot.
Then I got a stain on my shirt and a costumer gave me a replacement-I took the shirt but didn't want to change and my gf nagged me so I went behind some shit and took my shirt off to put the new one on and heard a giggle and it was her having a smoke.
I said some bs about True Lies and got her email.
After my gf and I broke up I emailed her and started getting booty calls from her at graveyard hours.
She was a great hostess and had really cool art but had shitty coke
>>680991164
howd she look naked?
>>680988559
zooey have a hairy pussy?
>>680991322
I personally liked it but I think I was bias because she was very pleasant and down to earth.
The weird thing is she would always ask me not to shower before coming over.
>>680991412
It was maybe 4 or 5 mm trimmed and I said I liked it like that-which is true, this bare puss crap is for pedos
>>680990596
I knee-pit raped Stephanie once.
It was pretty awesome.
>>680991817
eliza have bush? how was the sex with zooey, whats the story there?
>>680988915
>>680990442
pretty please :)
>>680982564
What player if I may ask?
>>680979466
How much did you pay?
>>680992744
$30 in drinks and a taxi.
>>680992658
Unfortunately, you may not. I might have slept with her, but I have no intention of destroying her marriage because she cheated on him back in school. He plays for HSV.
>>680982118
Holy shit really? I think she's cute. Was she a slut?
>>680975961
>tfw you will never never fuck icarly in her prime
So jelly of him.
>>680982575
>no you arent
>>680992235
there were a few times when it was around 2mm long, but usually nothing
/
She chatted at me in an airport lounge because my eyes were very red and made some joke about how I have the right idea, then I offered to share so we went to the bathroom and smoked weed and blew it into the toilet and flushed, it was really dumb but maybe that rebel behavior got her attention.
After then destination I got a text from her inviting me to a party at her place and I thought I was golden.
I took xanax because I was so nervous
I get to the party and she introduced me to her husband and I was pretty much dead inside the rest of the party but affable on the outside.
Maybe like 8 months after than I got a text and she had me meet her at a trendy hotel room and basically she had angel pussy.
>>680993111
Ok thanks anyways. I am a pretty big football (Soccer) fan and I was interested. I just wanted to know what level of famous we where talking about, and the fact that he plays for Hamburg kinda sais enough about that anyways so... Thank you.
>>680976115
From slo mo guys? Storytime
>>680993111
>He plays for HSV
Herpes Simplex Virus?
>>680993515
Dan The Man is a legend. The real /b/ hero.
I fuxked this fat nigger. Shes a porn legend. Ive fucked other porn stars too.
>>680988915
yes, produce story
>>680993447
what kinda stuff did zooey do? oral? anal? where'd she take that jizz?
>>680987460
Underageb&
>>680975961
Are the rumors true? Any proof?
![EeAFVsr[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bPaNuYM.png "EeAFVsr[1].png")
I fucked her
>>680980766
That's definitely not Will Ferrell
>>680980812
You're 828 as well?
>>680983003
He doesn't know, he's never even seen her outside his television.
I fucked Portia Doubleday, Fucked her twice actually.
You guys know Bryana Holly? Yea...I slept with her.
>>680987659
Lucy Liu
>>680994246
details?
>>680995156
no, white chick. She is not too tall, just taller than average .
>ITT 30 year old beta virgin faggots who have never even touched a tit or seen a live pussy.
ITT fucking liars
>>680995218
She said my dick was small, probably because I was white... fucking whore
>story time about fucking celebs
>fat kissless virgins say they fucked someone but won't say their name
>mfw they think someone believes those fat retards
>>680995156
story?
>>680995506
lol
story and greentext, pls... did she spit or swallow?
>>680994246
Did you called her icarly?
>>680976720
Wait, how did you fuck her?
>>680986326
Angie isn't her real name fucko
>>680996121
sorry, i meant Angela.
>>680995920
missionary style. in the vagoo.
i fucked tarah lee (the empress). she was my first roomate at our first apartment when we were teenagers. This was long before she moved to the playboy mansion.
>>680996250
Dude, do you still talk to her?
>>680979466
literally who?
banged the chick that voiced backpack. some columbian broad who was way into me for some reason. she wasnt really famous famous but shes done acting parts on csi n shit.
