I'm a grown, 21 year old man. My mom just locked my door
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I'm a grown, 21 year old man. My mom just locked my door from the inside out and I can't leave my room, because I asked if i could go for a walk and she started yelling at me about how she knew I was gonna go buy drugs and im a little fucking prick.
I hate my family.
Dubs decides how I break out and what I do to my mom. No murder, rape or anything super bad. Can't post pics because phone is in living room. Just trapped in here with a TV, computer and Vitamin D+ gummies.
>>680975438
Sorry anon, the only thing you can do is an hero.
eat your vitamin gummies and goto sleep
>>680975438
how's high school?
>>680975438
You sound like a worthless cockbreath anyways if you let your mother control your life at that age
>>680975438
moron. your bedroom door opens into the room, that means the hinge pins are on the inside of the room. pop out the hinge pins and go out and play-it's impossible to be locked in a room with a door that opens into the room. lame thread 2/10 for making me reply
empty all of the gummies and throw some on the floor. then make a really loud bang like you fell. kek. then when someone comes in kick them and make a run for your phone and leave your house asap
>>680975438
i'll bite
break down door. use duct tape or cling wrap to hold ur mum in place. place her in front of tv, make her watch some shitty show while you do your shit
>>680975438
Just go through the window, if you cant here is
what you do.
Call the police and tell them you are being held
hostage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fwWWi3AcIU
Move out you loser?
>>680975438
Go out a window or something.
cum on a pic of ur mom
>>680975438
>grown man
>lives with mummy
Pick one you fucking NEET
>>680975438
>21
>allowing this to happen to yourself
Pack a bag of shit you need to survive.
Kick the door off the hinges and leave.
>>680975438
Rolling.
You listen to your mom you drug addled little prick.
Might be a nigger
>>680976042
>call the police and tell them you are being held hostage.
Really, guy?
>>680976751
Oh god, that's true.
OP, if you're a nignog-pollywog, stay in your room you vile little shit.
>>680975438
You get a job
>>680976953
Rolling
>>680976953
also roll
Were you going to buy drugs? Are you a little fucking prick? She may in fact be right.
Escape:
>Open window
>Climb out
>If screen, knock out screen
>If second story, tie bed sheets together and make a rope climb down
Pay back:
>Get a gallon of red paint from Home Depot/Lowes/Maw and Paw shop that sells paint
>Get a mallet and sickle from Home Depot/Lowes/Maw and Paw shop that sells mallets and sickles
>Enter house when mom is not there
>Print out pics of Josef Stalin
>Create a shrine to Josef Stalin in a small room of your house by painting said room red, having a small bowl for offerings to the communist god
>Call police, accuse your mother of espionage
>Profit
>>680975438
Dont know how could you brake out, but if you manage to do it, buy weed and smoke it in front of her.
>>680977164
roll
>>680975438
just kick the door down and leave.
why are you asking to go on a walk? just leave. she has no authority over you.
>>680977248
roll tide
>>680977268
this leave a window unlocked if she tries to lock you out or just take her key.
shes physically incapable of stopping you
>>680977248
Rollin
>>680975438
Y r u such an fegit OP?
>>680977268
OPs story is obviously bs. But if you're still living with your parents they have all the goddamn authority to tell you what the fuck to do. No matter how old your ass is.
>>680977164
rowl bowl sole
>>680977647
Authority from where?
Break door with head by running at it then shit on kitchen floor
Op is a nigger
>>680975438
You aren't a grown man if you can't support yourself and live on your own.
Pay for your own shit before you start bitching about the people who are.
>>680975438
>grown man
>mom just locked my door
blarNEKNEK
>>680975672
This.
Also, why do you like at home at 21? Go get your own place, where you can buy drugs and fuck little pricks.
2nd, you are 21. She has no legal basis to make you do anything (though, disobeying her may cause her to kick you out of the house.) Which is probably a good thing, see above.
If you live at home at 21 you can't say you're a grown man. You are, in fact, a grown boy (or manchild, if you prefer).
>>680977647
bullshit, my mom actively tried to prevent me from getting a job and a life when i was 16-19
doesnt matter if youre living together, you both need to respect eachothers bounds.
obviously do more for your parents if youre mooching
Put gummies in ass and kick door down naked and run out and push out gummies all over your mother
>>680977164
Rawl far thees
>>680977990
Roll
>>680977990
Shitty gummies Kek
>>680977164
Roll
>>680975438
You are not a grown man until you move out of your mommy's house and pay your own rent. Until then continue enjoying your childhood and respect your parents rules.
Get a job faggot
>>680978229
Roll for this
>>680976227
You gotta do it.
Eat all the gummies
>>680977750
It's their house. OP is lucky if my son was as big of a faggot as OP I would kick him out. He is lucky they raised him as a kid and didn't smother him as a child.
If you don't like their house rules, leave dumby
just kick the door open, dont leave the room anyway and say "dont lock me in again please"
film it
>>680978400
Winrar
>>680978400
WINRAR
>>680977268
Kick down my door? Kick down my fucking door? That door is a Johnson Specialties 8 hour fire rated steel clad beauty, with 2 inches of fire-crete barrier material, 6mm criss-crossed hardened steel internal supports, with quad dual-throw cross axis throw bolts. There's 8 fucking 3/4 inch hacksaw proof bolts six inches long that secure BOTH fucking sides of the frame/door matings, with drop-forged alloy roll rods free-floating internally to defeat attempts at cutting. There's six fucking heavy duty hinges on your side of the door attached to an 8 inch reinforced steel joist that forms the frame the fucking door is attached to. There are six of those fucking heavy duty roll-pressed hinges because the door alone weighs over 200 fucking kilograms, and they have to fucking support its weigh when it opens. You could spend six hours with sledgehammers and cold chisels peeling the fucking hinges off the door and you still wouldn't be one iota closer to kicking my fucking door down. And note that the fucking hinges are on YOUR FUCKING SIDE of the door. My side of the door has more RSJ I beam, you could hit the fucking thing with a tank and tear the fucking building down and that fucker would still be closed. That fucking door cost me 2200 fucking quid, and right up until now I had buyers remorse thinking maybe I had gone a little over the top with it. But now, now I fucking love that door, and I fucking dare you to even fucking THINK about kick it down!
>>680978400
Op go OD on vitamin D faggot
>>680975438
>asking your parents if you can leave the house after you're 18.
>>680978877
> Living with your parents after you're 18
>>680977957
This shit here. Also 21, live with my dad and he has basically rigged it so that I will fuck myself over by moving out. Never let me have a job as a teenager, so I can't get a job that I can support myself with thanks to my empty resumé, and he uses me in his business as an undocumented worker for half minum wage. Forced me to get neetbux and have it deposited to a joint account the he empties as soon as it comes in, so that isn't even an option. Oh and he uses every little bit of material comfort in my life to try to guilt me in to thinking he is doing me a favour even though I have gone through the finances and my presence is a net financial surplus to him between the cheap labour, neetbux, and putting me as a dependent on his taxes. I hope his smoking catches up to him before I tell him to go fuck himself and get myself written out of his will.
>hurr durr di dub wub dweeb 18
>>680978612
kick through the drywall then
Faggot did you eat all the gummies or not
>>680977951
Not him, but us poorfags have to make do. I'm 21 and still living with my mom, but only til I've saved up enough to move out.
>>680975438
Op, you got any money? any friends?
Football tackle down the door and helicopter dick her right in the face.
>>680979398
op died of vitimin poisoning.
Rest in rip
begin to watch porn with high volume. type doesnt matter, but JAV would be better since they scream like fucking sirens. Take your dick out, and when mom comes up to see whats going on, start to violently jerk off - if shes stunned, then make a run for it.On the other hand you could just bang
>>680979523
bro i was in a similar situation, however, i left 3 days after my 18th birthday. Im 21 now, and i never fucking regretted it. I didnt have any money at the time, i lived with friends, but you need to get out of there.
>>680979292
Dude just tell him to go fuck himself, then go be a prostitute. Take pictures of yourself getting fucked by burly dudes, then send it to him with the caption of "THIS IS WHAT YOUR GREED DID TO ME!" and then hurry home to watch him blow his brains out.
>>680975438
You are 21 but ask your parents for permission? Are you sure you are a human not a dog?
>>680975438
start a fire in your room. a door that locks form the outside? are you in prison?
>>680978612
it still opens into the room and it still has hinges in front of your face. timestamped pic if i'm wrong?
im not worried-OP is always a faggot and never delivers
this was a really lame thread idea, continuing it with silliness is pathetic
>>680979292
basically my mom
>>680979986
What's the difference?
We all more or less spend our lives doing as we're told.
Call the cops on your mom for swit your freedom
>>680979953
Nah, I'm enough of a burden on my friends, many of whom still live with their parents (though that's more because they're wealthier and live in comfort). And don't worry, I plan on absconding to a new abode within the next 4 or so months with a roommate. But hey, having a place to come after work and to sleep is alright with me, I don't care that I'm still with my mom. She respects my boundaries and knows I do my own thing, and I try to help out as much as I can. There's no point going off half-cocked into the world and scrambling for security and a good living situation. Gotta have a plan, man.
>21
>Asking permission
>Still living with parents
kill yourself mate
>>680980388
so... you gonna do anything besides bitch about your situation? Like perhaps eating some GODDAMN VITAMIN D GUMMIES
Take massive dump and throw at her
>>680980704
I said I wasn't OP, ya bum. Maybe you should OD on some gummies, friendo.
>>grown man
>>lives with mom
No, those things are mutually exclusive. Sounds like you're just the latter.
>>680980388
Why bother painting your mom as a bitch if you're going to defend her when people agree? Your shitty first world problem is having a loving mom? Get the fuck out of here with this pointless thread.
>>680981003
There is a rather popular saying about growing up.
Something about losing the fear of looking childish.
>>680981183
>>680981183
God Damn you fags and you're non-existent reading comprehension skills. Let me say it slowly and clearly for you: I. AM. NOT. OP. I stated that quite clearly in my first post, you idiots need to pay attention.
>>680981252
Couldn't be bothered to google it? Besides, 21 is not a "grown man". I'm 23 and I don't consider myself a "grown man" yet either (still enjoying my youth and sewing my wild oats), and I happen to live on my own and self sustain.
>>680975438
break down the door, then tell your mom your going for a walk, go for a walk.
>>680981684
We were talking to the OP either way. You basically just stepped inbetween and bitched that you were talked at. If it's obvious based on the content of the message that we're talking to the OP then you're an idiot for assuming otherwise.
>>680977990
Kek. Rolling for this
>>680981684
lrn24chan
>>680975438
smash through the door, But like the coolaid yelling o ya
>>680982244
Dub dubs checked
>>680975438
>TV
>Computer
>Vitamin D Gummies
What more do you need, anon?
>>680982300
No you learn to fucking read, you child.
>>680982168
Maybe I assumed you assholes would actually read my comment instead of just splerging out a knee-jerk response, especially since OP didn't even bother to respond to the comment that I first responded to.
Plus, if you've noticed, OP hasn't responded since his first couple posts. He probably isn't even in the thread anymore.
>>680982746
That's how OPs generally work.
>>680982168
No he didn't you fucking retard. Stop trying to hide your faggotry
Roommates banging in other room
Literally hard slapping noises from balls hitting coach and excessive morning
Nothing against them, they usually find my interruptions hillarious
Dubs decides how I interrupt
Shit your pants and keep it in there til she lets you out.
>>680983023
Join in
>>680982746
Or is he...? Maybe you've just been softly trolled from three directions, BIIIIIITCH!!
HAHA!
>>680982993
No "he" didn't.
Samefag. Shut up.
>>680975602
/thread
>>680979838
this
>>680975438
>I'm a grown, 21 year old man. My mom just locked my door from the inside out and I can't leave my room
First of all:
>grown man
>lives in mommy's house
Pick one.
Second:
If she locked your door from the inside out then that means she is still in your room!
Bend her over the bed and fuck her ass until she BEGS you to go buy some drugs!
>>680977164
Roll
>>680984013
Best response so far.
>>680975438
haven't got anything for an escape
payback
>go out and actually buy drugs
>get home and plant drugs in her purse
>be ready to spring out next time she is going through her purse and catch her
>repeat this for the next week or two
>>680984013
Rolling for this.
>>680984655
Kek
Winrar
>>680984655
I hope your mom's ass looks like this, OP!
>>680983023
open the door naked and ask to join
>>680979671
Money or frends on /b sure
