ITT: Shittily describe movies
>get murdered also your fiance too
>rise from the dead seeking vengeance on your killers
>wear makeup
>bird
>exact revenge on killers
>fin
>>680974669
I spit on ur grave
>>680974669
raven?
>>680974669
The crow?
>>680974669
You're really bad at poorly describing movies.
>be autistic
>watch breaks
>hear voice
>eat cookies
>almost die
theres an old grumpy dude and a short dude and they meet up with some other dudes and they run and walk alot to music
Bruce willis has to save the world
there's a hot chick in it
Haunted House except funded by the government.
>>680976781
That could be like 8 movies
I'm going with the Die Hard that had Justin Long in it because Lucy Mcclane is fine as fuck
>>680976696
Grease
Or
Footloose
>>680974669
Schizophrenic man talks to himself the entire time, because he secretly wishes he were like Pamela Anderson. Because of his vast wealth, he is not institutionalized, and instead fulfills his dream
>>680974669
Religious leader of a neo-cult kills his friend in a controversial ceremony. When he is tried for murder, he tries to organize a bloodthirsty coup. When he fails, he is sentenced to death. His followers become a terrorist cell.
buncha monkeys touch something weird and beat the shit out of another monkey and then its the future and in space and some guys die and then the main character drops a ton of acid or something because he's bored of space
>>680977059
very nice
>>680977059
Batman
>>680977170
No, this guy was wealthy, but more like middle-class, not filthy rich.
>>680976855
Cabin in the Woods?
>>680977146
Fight Club?
>>680977154
2001 A Space Odyssey
two brothers pray and shoot people alot and there's a gay cop but he's kinda cool gay like freddie mercury, anyway they join up towards the end with their dad
Spaceship crashes on barren planet and monsters chase after a crossdressing loli on her period.
>>680977384
Not Fight Club. Do you want me to tell you the answer?
>>680977402
Boondock Saints?
jackie chan gets in trabble alot, he doesn't want to fight but he kicks everybodys ass because he gets in trabble
>>680977457
Riddick : Pitch black
Some hardcore nigga
this nigga knows karate or someshit related to
he fights others niggas
then he beats the big nigga
other nigga force him to fight to some albino
they fight and nigga leaves
>>680977485
Naw man, somebody will get it. Dont' spoil it.
Here's one:
Hugh Jackman drinks tree jizz in space and dies.
>>680977384
Ye buddy
Next up:
Crazy Aussie bitch and her retarded son summon Beezlebub.
>ching chong ching ching chung
>ass kickery
>chong chung dong chung
>more ass kickery
>ching ching my dong ching
>kids now do ass kickery
there's two very gay guys who fly jetplanes. They spend the whole movie flirting and daydreaming about crashing and burning into each others shitpipes, it's like a gay porno without the sex
i think they fucked each other in the end but the director was a pussy and cut the scene
>>680977586
Good job.
Bunch of niggas unravel conspiracy with convo about greek gods of war and tiny dicks
>>680977823
lolollol Top Gun
>>680977779
Karat Kid or 3 Ninjas
>>680977823
Top Gun
>>680977672
Gravity?
By "Jackman" I assume it's Clooney. This is why you describe it so shitty. You are the official movie describer, but you're so drunk or stupid, that you think all white people look the same.
>>680977779
the legend of ricky-oh
>>680974669
>look at tattoos
>look at polaroids
>become black and white
>get confused
>kill only friend
>unconfused again
pic unrelated
three idiots film shit in the woods and get lost and then one of them takes a piss in the basement of a house and the girl is so embarrassed to see it that she passes out
>>680977987
2 ez, memento
>>680977987
Memento, you fucking idiot.
I can describe it better. Watch this.
A man takes a vacation and is confronted by old memories and a corrupt cop who tries to trick him that he is married.
>>680977938
>>680977969
Incorrect.
2 hints. Its in a foreign language.
Its on netflix with subtitles. Bad ass movie actually.
>>680977967
> Dumbass
The movie is called The Fountain and the ending involves Hugh Jackman (not fucking Clooney you mongoloid) literally drinking white tree sap in space and dyiing. Not even joking.
>I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.
>>680978035
The Blair Witch Project
Too easy
>>680977967
wow you fail so hard, it actually is Jackman and the movie is The fountain
>>680978035
Blair Witch Project?
>About a dude's struggle turning down Jewish underage pussy
>>680978231
ALIEN!!!!
>>680977967
I assume you are autistic
>>680977779
Ip Man?
>>680976468
I would say George W. Bush, but that was a pretzel wasn't it?
>>680976468
Stranger than fiction
>>680977987
>read picture
>read file name
>.gif
>lose
>>680978194
Dude, you people need to learn the rules. You have to describe the movie shittly! NOT accurately! Don't say Jackman if you mean Jackman! For Jackman say Clooney, and for Clooney, say Jackman.
Watch this.
Al Pacino wants answers from the lawyer who put him in jail, despite the fact that he was innocent.
>>680978307
Yentl?
>11-1
>10-2
>9-3
>8-4
>6-6
>3-9
>1-11
>0-12
guys son gets kill
no
later stuff happens and the guy now looks like his sons killer and vice versa, then he takes drugs and there's a bunch of shooting and then he looks like himself again and suddenly adopts a new son, inexplicably.
> You wanna rob.... a coffee shop?
>>680974669
>Why to never buy used cars from niggers
>Directed by Michael Bay
>>680978529
Pulp fiction?
Multipass!
Also effeminate black man is inexplicably a sex symbol.
>>680974669
Le crow
>>680978529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! It's on the tip of my tongue! AAAAAAAAAAA! I can't remember! Why, god, why!
>>680978625
Transformers
>>680977866
DYNOMITE DYNOMITE MOTHERFUCKING ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR
>>680978398
Correctamundo.
>sad guy
>sad guy
>goes on adventure
>becomes a total bad ass
>returns home
>runs his business
>beats down mothafuckas to make himself feel better.
>>680978690
yep
Man gets framed for multiple murders by bald telepathic aliens.
>>680978529
>>680978717
It's Pulp Fiction.
>Mission from God
>It turns out that God is kind of a dick
there's a really fast and really old guy who looks young, and he talks to another guy in a room about his life. In the end he flips his shit and looks like he gonna beat up the other guy but he just scolds him and leaves super quickly, so the other guy goes for a ride in his car
>>680976781
Armageddon
>>680978730
Winrar
roided up faggots in jungle, all get rekt, one gets muddy
>>680978831
Boondock Saints?
>>680978831
Blues Brothers
>>680978307
American Beuty?
>>680978895
Predator
>>680978785
Walking Tall?
>>680978771
yep
>>680978827
yep, already confirmed.
>>680978699
The fifth element
>>680978699
Motherfucking fifth element
>it's all in his head
>maybe
>2 white cis privileged males decide the sorts of their subservients
>their diverse subservients come back at them
>orange juice
>>680978951
Yea.
a baby gets raped and an underage boy also gets fucked in the ass
>get angry
>go 2 jail
>git gud
>jail guys still bad af
>take a plane
>aw hell no
>>680978895
Predator
>>680978910
No, fuck that movie
>>680979043
SERBIAN FILM NEWBORN PORN
>>680978985
Incorrect. Hint, he's rich and a tactician.
>>680979026
FIGHT CLUB
>nigger
>buys $1m stamp
>posts it
>>680979043
scariest film on planet do not watch if u want to sleep tonite!!1! xd
2 rules.
Don't ripoff Brick Top
Don't fuck with gypsies
>>680979142
Nope.
>man asks them to let it go
>they don't let it go
>shit goes down
>>680978785
I'm batman
>Alien Apes attack slum
>Get Rekked by nigger storm trooper
>Bad Teeth
>Worse Accents
>>680979216
The Ten Commandments/The Prince of Egypt
>>680976781
Fifth Element. Easy!
>>680979216
Taken 1 and 2.
>>680979266
No, but good guess.
>>680979205
Snatch
>>680977823
I knew from the first sentence
>>680978785
Batman begins?
>>680979289
No.
>>680979205
Snatch
>>680979065
Con Air.
>>680979065
Con air
>>680979261
Attack the block
>>680979261
Attack the block
>>680979358
easier than I expected
congratuation winrar
>gets sacked
>gets sub
>nazi gold
>dead
>>680974669
The crow
>>680979257
Correct.
>kid gets kidnapped
>grows up to be a thief
>thinks hes an outlaw
>has sexy fight with sexy chick
>turns out he's into jewelry
>>680978831
>>680978951
this one was awesome
>/g/entooman
>goes to club
>nigger drugs him
>joins terrorist organisation
>>680979435
Indiana Jones or some such shit.
>>680979424
Ayyyyyyyy
a guy goes around collecting weapons and kicking ass because he got stuck in traffic
Lazy, acts crazy. Killed by Indian who runs away.
>escape flame thrower
>hide in attic
>jamtastesgood.jpg
>>680979468
Guardians of the galaxy
>if you flail your arm around like this you can do some cool stuff with that gun
>bunch of animals
>long ago
>fag eats last dandelion
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>680979559
One flew over the cuckoos nest
>>680979609
Wanted
>>680979609
Wanted.
>>680979026
K-Pax?
>>680979553
Falling down
>>680979616
Fucking Ice Age.
>>680979672
>>680979681
Yep.
>>680979699
Nope. If you want a hint, look at your post number.
>>680979616
Land before time?
>skilled surgeon
>literally entire job is malpractice
>catchy fucking musical number
>that's hot
>>680979616
Land before time?
>>680979601
Correct.
>>680978785
Iron man?
>>680979512
Fight Club
orphan loli totally wants dick from this dude who takes her in and he probably has a boner for her too but they don't end up banging because some asshole got him killed, its sad
Uptight young couple learns the power of dance and drag queens.
>>680979872
Leon the professional
>>680976696
blues brothers?
>>680979707
Winner
Nerd turns into a superhero
>hardmode: not spiderman, not kickass
>>680979872
Leon the professional
>>680979635
Winrar
>poor boy's mother dies
>fucking rich people
>steals from rich, gives to poor
>yay my social justice
>obsessed with his watch
>>680979803
Hardcore Henry?
>Group of whiny brats think they know how shit works better than a seasoned administrator
>Some real tumblr bullshit right here
>>680979927
Rocky Horror Picture Show!
>>680980026
super?
>>680977699
Anyone?
>>680980026
Super.
>>680974669
>Nam Era
>Guy gets drafted
>Goes to boot camp
>Renamed Joker
>Assigned to teach mildly autistic fat guy how to do his shit
>Fat guy kills himself and his CO
>Joker goes to Nam
>Guys get killed by VC
>VC gets shrekt
>Everyone sings Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme
>End
>>680980054
In time?
>>680980105
Babadook
this dude walks through walls and doors and nobody sees him. He kinda learns how to use the force and he scares a couple of dudes with it, then one of the bad dudes gets kill
and a bunch of scary black things scream like UUUAUAAEEAUAUEURRRGH and take him away, proably to get raped judging by his screams
and then this nignog and a weepy bitch sees the guy and he leaves
>>680980077
Every young adult movie from the last 20 years
>>680980137
You couldnt have made that easier if you posted the whole script you pleb
obviously Platoon
>>680979769
if it's porn about people 69ing, IDK all the titles.
>>680980137
Full metal jacket
>>680980105
Babadook - great movie.
>>680980181
Bingo
>>680980083
yep
>>680980092
nope. Nuther hint. Telepathy
>>680974669
The crow
>>680980210
Ghost
>Superhero BTFO Kid
>Stops being Super, has family
>Becomes fat pencil pusher
>Gets fired
>Becomes Super again
>Finds out bad guy is the kid
>It's 15 Years too late
>the hunger games
>the maze runner
>divergent
>twilight
All rolled into one.
>>680974669
beatlejuice, beatlejuice, candleja-
>>680980221
FMJ
>>680980264
Chronicle.
>>680980229
Nope. Look at your post number, and think about how many shitty threads there are about a specific topic. One that's exclusive to -chan sites.
>>680980298
Incredibles. Waay too easy
>>680980026
True hard mode answer: Condorman
>>680977699
lil nickie
>>680980298
the incredibles
>>680977779
every jackie chan movie ever
>> can't green text
> walk through woods holding camera
> camera shakes and falls down
> fin
>>680980299
Battle Royale?
>>680980343
Correct
>>680977823
brokeback mountain, inflight movie
>Nerdy kid
> bad ass rebel eyebrow chick
> girl leaves
>gives clues for nerd to find her
>he finds her
>"why did you come looking for me"
>>680980349
Nope
Hint: Simple minds
>>680980407
Blair Witch Project.
>>680980362
>>680980381
Fuck. Winrar.
>>680980418
Oh yeah, Battle Royale should be included in that list too. But, incorrect.
>>680979803
Rocky Horror Picture show?
>Two Men Enter
>One Man Leaves.
>>680980441
The fault in our stars
>ohhh no
>there goes Tokyo
>>680978472
Memento?
a guy rides around alot and tries to pick up a chick but she isn't into sex apparently and blows him off so he's like "fuck you too then"
later he shoots up a building and in his own mind saves a whore
>>680980488
Nice dubs, and BINGO!!!
>>680980540
Beyond Thunderdome
>>680980445
Battle Royale.
>>680980563
Nope.
>Be in Mafia
>Boss Sleeps with fiance
>Confront boss get killed
>Come back from dead
>Kill boss wit meat cleaver hand
>>680980551
Godzilla: the filmography
>>680980210
>Ghost dude goes back to screw around with his kids
>tries to fuck human female despite incorporality
>returns alive killing daughter
>>680980642
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Re-Alvin-ing
There's, like, dancing fighting girls and an ice pick. Fuck, I'm confused.
>>680980666
Correct satan trips
>>680980571
Taxi Driver
>>680978479
Faceofc lol
>>680979512
Swordfish
>the serious parody of horror movies
>"we really spared no expense"
>>680980790
Scream
>>680980355
this?!
imdb.com/title/tt0452012
>>680980790
Twilight
>>680980642
Spawn?
>kid wants to be cool
>grows up cool
>is cool
>does drugs
>isn't cool anymore
>>680974669
>>680974669
Seriously whoever did the shit in OP's photo is one dumb fuck. Why go through the trouble for such a gruesome and elaborate ritual, but draw the pentacle geometrically disproportionate? I hope whatever demon he wanted to summon dragged his ass down to hell for being such a lazy bitch.
>>680974669
>your dog is killed
>kill everyone
>fin
>>680980806
The Room
>>680980806
Jurassic park
>>680980822
Yep.
>>680980830
You got it.
>>680980836
Nope.
>>680974669
>dad dies in ww2
>grow up and become hitler
>>680980806
Jurassic park
>>680980887
John Wick
>two former associates who are trying to kill themselves find a secret treasure
>although this treasure is in the aim of some famous killer
>bad guy dies
>>680980890
Nope
>>680977699
Babadook?
>>680980887
john wick
Dude kills hookers and does way too many pushups
>>680980896
Hellboy
a smart dude accidentally himself with a device he made and slowly turns into gary busey. His gf is like eww wtf, and he is like fuck off if you dont like it bitch
in the end he pukes all over a guy who gets fucked up, and his gf is like 'enough of this shit and shoots him in the face with a rifle and cries because shes a woman and the shot probably startled her or some shit
>>680980894
Correctamundo
>>680980543
nope
More hints
>Nerdy guy goes on road trip with 2 other nerdy friends looking for eyebrow chick
>"dude were gunna miss prom"
>"leave im not going back without her"
>gets rejected feels okay at end of the movie
>>680980972
American Psycho...
>>680980854
No, you see, there's a reason it's disproportionate. You see how the diameter of the circle is incorporated into the pentagram?
>>680980985
Nope
>>680980927
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
nigger turns against his master in search of white pussy. a bunch of terrorists blow shit up, and the dumb nigger is conflicted between being a deadbeat runaway and cucking a white bigch
>>680981007
The Fly. Awesome flick from 1986 or something.
>>680980972
No pain no gain
picture edition.
>>680981007
The Fly?
>Bugs Dunks it
>Bam, slam, welcome to the Jam
>>680980221
Retard sheen volunteers in platoon he isnt drafted
>>680981109
correct.
>>680980972
>I can do a thousand now
>I'm more dog than man
>Idogs
>>680981157
spartacus
>>680981188
Earth Butter?
>>680981136
Nope
>>680981038
Yep
>>680978831
Noah
>>680981188
Space Jam
>>680980896
>>680980985
moar hints
>shave off nipple in bathroom
>sit down to watch some telly and your whole body begins turning into worms
>>680981229
300. Derp
>kid likes to scream out the name of a country that is part of the British Commonwealth
>Once Great athlete makes an ass of himself on camera
>Gets so mad about it he eventually murders his wife
>Also some plot to kill the queen or some shit? IDK
>>680981349
Atom Heart Mother
Dude with awesome stache gets truckers to help him run from cops while he bangs hot girl
>>680980077
Breakfast club
>kills teens for 6 or 7 movies
>now is a robot
>only the last twenty minutes of the movie is he a robot
>be fat autists
>love our club
>little guy is meanie wants to take club
>throw ball
>love our club
>>680979027
Trading Places
>>680981439
very funny
>>680981441
Smokey and the bandit
"10-4 rubber duck come back"
Satan is an old white lady who hangs out in elevators.
Used this one in the previous thread, only one guessed and was wrong.
>highschooler watches friend get shot
>takes friend's car
>his own mom wants the D
>friend lives
>>680981552
Jason X - love that flick.
>>680981493
Thats a Bingo
a big dindu gropes a guy on the balls and french kisses a white bitch and does some kind of cpr on a dead rodent which is kind of him but he gets killed anyway
>>680981584
Correct. Sally Field when she was hawtness.
>>680981626
Correct!
>>680981625
Mad World
>>680981649
Green Mile
>>680981349
donnie darko
>>680979188
Brewster's Millions
>>680980896
>>680980985
>>680981349
>>680981439
last hint
>get yelled at by a big ol pair of legs and testicles
>>680981744
Nope.
>Flunking school
>Meet some bodacious dudes
>Pass the grade
Excellent
>>680981805
I honestly am lost...
>>680977260
borat: cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan
>>680981894
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
>step dad almost fucks bratty teenager
>mom almost fucks the teenager's faggy boyfriend
>but it's ok in the end
>>680981894
Bill and Teds excellent adventure.
Party on, dudes
>>680979026
>13
United states psychopath
>>680977541
rush hour
>>680981894
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
>>680982042
Babysitter's club.
>>680977823
top gun
>>680981619
devil
a boy hides an illegal alien in his room who steals beer from the fridge and gives the boy TBC or something, then he gets sort of arrested and fakes his own death to get out of it, at this point the boy is kinda sick of the whole thing and drops the guy off in the woods
>>680982123
Correct!
>diamond
>brits
>pikeys
>boxing
Enjoy, fags
>>680977987
memento
>>680982183
no
think really bad movies
>>680982162
You fucking faggot.
>>680982232
snatch
>>680982232
Snatch
>>680979573
The Pianist?
>>680982215
ET?
>batman
>makes stuff at work using machines
>can't sleep
>>680982400
The Mechanic
>>680982370
>>680982380
bingo was his name-o
Another one:
>gore
>porn
>gore
>banned in every country in the world
>>680978479
face off
>>680982470
Nope
>>680974669
a bunch of mobsters order breakfast, then a guy listens to some music and everyone dies
>>680982470
Shit I meant Mechanist. 3am fuck.
>>680982551
Serbian film
>>680982551
Caligula
>>680982592
Reservoir Dogs
>>680982551
there is no movie like that
>brat son kidnapped
>go to find him
> meet autistic woman
> Find son in the Mexico of Asia
>poison in the air
>or maybe aliens
>goes outside
>ishygddt
>aliens are real
>wtf is this movie
>>680982673
gg wp
>>680982663
nope
>>680982656
yup
>>680982626
Yep you got it.
Ausfag too, eh?
>>680982042
obvious hint: mom does Activia commercials
>>680982741
Ah, fair 'nuff. I have a copy of Caligula, just banned in Australia.
>>680982717
10 cloverfield lane
>>680974669
a secret jew destroys a rural neighborhood and exposes that everyone shilling for israel
>>680977146
whats the answer to this >>680977146
one?
>>680982717
The Happening
>>680982741
I haven't even seen it, kek
Just heard about how fucked up it apparently is
>>680982675
https://en.wikipedia org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film
Read the plot faggot.
>>680978435
no, you just don't want to admit that you looked like fucking retard. no one puts the wrong actor's name when describing a movie. now leave this board forever
>>680981157
>>680982807
The Joneses
>>680982717
FUCKING 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE
this movie raped my mind
>>680982807
Fish called Wanda?
>>680982971
nope dude
>>680979065
con air
>>680980790
Behind the Mask?
>>680981558
>Trading Places
Correct, what took you so long?
>>680982763
Yep yep. Celebrating ANZAC day.
>>680982741
Serbian film is not banned in Finland so your description was wrong
>>680982860
>>680982986
Yes! It was a great movie though in my opinion.
>>680982885
The answer to that one is Passions of Christ.
>>680981555
>>680982688
either no one guessed or cared, but these are dodgeball and finding nemo
>>680983185
Finland doesn't count because it's not a real country.
>>680983062
jesus christ how are people not getting this one
another shitty hint: teenager went to jail, is a druggie IRL
>>680982885
The Bible 2: This Time He's Personified
>>680982905
neither have I. Don't really feel like wasting my time watching fake mutilation over the course of 2 and a half hours
>>680983172
Public holidays ftw, and got an RDO on Tuesday too
>>680983277
>trying to be edgy because was wrong and retarded
>shenanigans at school
>hot teacher
>really fucking catchy theme song
