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Continuing the badly described movies thread:

>Nagging wife drives writer husband to alcoholism and murder.
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>>680971008
>>680970771
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shining
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>>680971208
Winrar
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>>680971208
/thread
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Guy gets pissed after his wife dies, steals govt tech.
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>>680971619
Jurassic Park
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>>680971856
Nope.
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>>680971008
Everyone puts themselves out of their misery. also, plants.
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Bus driver puts passenger's lives in danger after he drives too fast.
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Broom broom
x7
Main actor dies
Movie series way more popular than it should be
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>>680972054
saw 1
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>>680971985
the habbening
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>>680972054
Fast and Furious
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>>680972047
speed
>>680972054
ff 7
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>>680972047
Speed.
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>>680971619
Timestoppers?
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guy fighting with other guys and a guy that is actually himself causes revolution and theres a meatloaf with tits
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>>680972054
>Broom
Harry Potter.
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>>680972191
winrar :'<
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>>680971619
The rock
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>>680972206
Nope
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>>680972191
>>680972161
Correct
>>680972257
Points for effort
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>>680972313
>>680972206
>>680971856

A clue: "Most things in here don't react well to bullets."
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>>680971619
Spider man 2
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Two guys wake up in a room and everything else is a plot-twist.
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>>680972459
I'm staying with Jurassic Park.
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Most mediocre movie ever, also woman in a pool.
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>>680972488
Saw
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>>680972488
saw
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>>680972539
That shit with Tom Cruise, I forgot the fucking name of the movie, the evil character's name is Sally.
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>>680972503
>>680972479

Still wrong.

Think Russians.
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>>680972459
The hunt for red October for whatever it was called
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>>680972239
We're not suppose to talk about it, but since you're also member, it's Fight Club
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>>680972488
lady in the water
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>>680972579
w1nrawr \m/ im a fucking t rex
rawr cccccccc::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::killme:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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>>680972646
Bingo.
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>>680972658
wr0nnng
cccc;;;;;;;;;;;killmenowpleaseiwanttodiehelpme;;;;;;;;;;;;
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the biggest space meme movie fucking ever
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>>680972239
Fight Club
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>>680971619
hunt for red october
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>>680971619
max payne?
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>>680971008
The Room
>>680972748
S>>680972748
Space Balls
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the mob hires black and dicker to kill a boxer but then dicker dies and black becomes christian
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People from /b/ make someone kill themselves by saying "Hitler did nothing wrong" and the ghost comes back to haunt female moot and her faggoty friends through their computer.
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>>680972748
Alien
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>>680972900
Pulp Fiction
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>>680972900
Pulp Fiction
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There's a list
And a guy named Schindler
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A cowboy and an austronaut try to escape a concentration camp
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>>680972539
Driven
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>>680971008
I got one, I got one.

A calm intelligent man becomes a successful businessman after his medieval backwards country is liberated by democratic forces of civilization.
He is in love with a chemically-dependent woman, who, in turn, is married to a terrorist, who is also a traitor.
In the end, the woman flees the country with her husband, while our main character remains a successful friend of the democratic establishment.
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>>680973008
Schindler's list
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>>680973008
oscars list?
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basketball loving police officer dress up as tennis loving rich cunt to catch pussy and/or drugs

(protip: one of my fav movies)
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>>680972933
Unfriend or something along the line.
Shorty movie tho
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>>680972933
Unfriended
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>>680973008
The movie is called "The Downfall".
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>>680973062
the bible?
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>>680973013
cowboy bee-bop
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>>680973062
Casablanca?
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A story about a bus that has to SPEED around the city, keeping it's SPEED above 50, and if it's SPEED dropped, the bus would explode.
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>>680973132
so fucking what i cant watch movies anymore
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>>680973166
The bus that couldn't slow down.
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>>680973097
lol fuck it's not police officer it's journalist, sorry im way too high
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a movie about different colored pills
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>>680973119
congratulations you won the easiest fucking contest to win

how does it feel, faggot?
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A dude finds out he knocked up a chick
everything is weird
He kills the chickson
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>>680973156
Yes.
Now you give me one.
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>>680973166
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2: Sponge out of Water
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Mike Tyson gets his ass beat by a chink.
Chinks wife dies.
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A blow up monkey puts a guy in a coma
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>>680973097
Bev. Hills Cop
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>>680973166
i already did this one, faggot
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>>680973243
Matrix
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Short guy walks across continent to throw a piece of jewellery away.
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>>680972539
Oblivion
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>>680973281
KNOCKED UP
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>>680973236
Fletch
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Little kid is made fun of for being flap eared. His family, unlike him, is scared of midgets
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>>680973243
the first matrix
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>>680973364
ye
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>>680973243
the maydrix
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3 minutes of screen time. End of movie. Schreonk
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>>680973397
Correct!

>>680973343
sorry it's not a cop but a journalist
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>>680972047
The bus that couldn't slow down
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>>680973243
Skittles and the Nignog:
The Trayvon Martin Story
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>>680973418
>>680973401
it's already been fucking won you fucking faggots
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>>680973295
Okay.

An estranged husband and wife reconnect during an East German terrorist plot.
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>>680973455
Yea, I guessed both of em lol
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>>680973370
Lord of the rings.
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Young Latina gets abused by hairy daddy
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>>680973399
Dumbo
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>>680973506
ayy
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>>680971008
Movie lasts 3 hours and most of it is filter
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>>680973374

wrong

>kills the chickson
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A sponge jumps out of a sink with various sea-creatures and a squirrel.
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>>680973526
Yes
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Nosey cuck who saw illuminati ritual. Kept having nam flashbacks of wife banging another man.
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>>680973370
Ice Age
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>>680973438
Binky Nelson Pacifier
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>>680973514
Cat in the Hat
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>>680973514
backdoor sluts 10: the border patrol
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>>680971008
>high schooler watches his friend get shot
>takes friend's car
>mom wants the D
>friend lives
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Record shop and lists
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two ewen mcgregor's
one scarlett johansson
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>>680973595
Nope
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Japanese version of Dances With Wolves
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>>680973317
Ip Man 3
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Guy gets caught assfucking a waitress, escapes in the nude and has to crawl back for his wallet
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>>680973483
"Confessions of a dangerous mind"
My turn.

Religious leader of a neo-cult kills his friend in a controversial ceremony. When he is tried for murder, he tries to organize a bloodthirsty coup. When he fails, he is sentenced to death. His followers become a terrorist cell.
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>>680973631
Spy Kids
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>>680973641
The Island
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guido faggots realizes hes beta and fucks a redhead
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An old fashioned and a modern dude who hate each other find themselves in a BDSM dungeon. They escape with help of dismembered limbs of tortured chicks
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>>680973676
sin city
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>>680973635
Empire records.
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2 dudes wake up
matching tattoos
dude, sweet
can't find their car
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>>680973708
But that's incorrect.

Overconfidence...
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>>680973734
GG
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>>680973760
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
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>>680973332
Since nobody guessed it: Monkey Bone
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>Jews try to take over the world and only one man can save us
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>>680973775
Nope
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>>680973806
The hangover
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Kid gets in a vidya to save his sister.
There's a shitload of giant robot niggers.
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han solo dies
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>>680973874
winner
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>>680973863
downfall (hitler movie)
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>>680973863
>>Jews try to take over the world and only one man can save us
>>680973866
Jobs
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>>680973818
But I only know like 10 movies, and you were too specific while being too general. I wasn't overconfident, I was simply downright retarded.
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Guy pretends to be someone else to go to space. He also likes to swim and lives with ubermensch alcolic cripple.
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>>680973883
Cops: The movie
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>>680973849
No sry
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beta cook dominated by a rat violates health and safety regulations
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>>680973908
star trek
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>>680973863
Kek. Underrated.
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>>680973000
>>680972955
ye
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>>680973766
Nope
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rich fuck out with friends and wife to forest/mountain cabin
go out in search for tumbolombo to model for them
crash and see mean bear
rarrrwrrrrr kill kill kill
rich guy alive black guy dead
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>>680973924
hey if you get triggered so easily you should watch 1/3 of the holocaust
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>>680973716
Nope
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>ring
>water
>pyramids
>slaves
>nuke
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>>680973806
Dude, What Does Mine Say 2
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>>680973946
Keep guessing anon
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Bodybuilder gone 007, oh and there's a strip pole
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>>680973991
Ratatuille
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>>680973991
Raffaguyle
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>>680973952
I thought the East German angle would make it too easy tbh. I mean, how many movies have east german terrorists in them?
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>>680973243
requiem for a dream
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>>680974116
>>680974122
gj
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>>680974099
Stargate
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>Kid and his slaves have to fight an army of clone slaves and it's not Game of Thrones
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>>680974203
ggwp
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>>680973883
Spy Kids
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Rich dude has a fetish for small feet
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>>680974233
the clone wars
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Santa pissing himself
Nigger midget dominated by asian
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>>680974143
Still don't know it.

>>680971008
Schizophrenic man talks to himself the entire time, because he secretly wishes he were like Pamela Anderson. Because of his vast wealth, he is not institutionalized, and instead fulfills his dream
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>>680974279
Annie
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>>680974233
Ender's Game
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card designer gets rich
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>>680974293
No
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Rich autist jew goes back to school
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>>680974340
No
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>>680974331
borat
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>>680974317
Bad Santa
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>>680974353
Nope.
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>>680974378
american psycho
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>While protecting his village from rampaging boar-god/demon, a confident young warrior, Ashitaka, is stricken by a deadly curse. To save his life, he must journey to the forests of the west. Once there, he's embroiled in a fierce campaign that humans were waging on the forest. The ambitious Lady Eboshi and her loyal clan use their guns against the gods of the forest and a brave young woman, Princess Mononoke, who was raised by a wolf-god. Ashitaka sees the good in both sides and tries to stem the flood of blood. This is met be animosity by both sides as they each see him as supporting the enemy.
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>>680974397
Billy Madison
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>>680974410
yup, made it a bit easy though
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>>680974416
wrong
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>>680974409
No.
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a retarded who runs a lot and buys a ship
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white fuckboy kills monsters and saves china
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>>680974455
Gg
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>>680974279
Cinderella
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sneaker factory has a hobo in the future
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Guy skullfucks a baby, rapes his son, and pretty much just fucks a bunch of people
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>>680974494
lol fucking easy forrest
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>>680974556
back 2 da future?
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>>680973166
The little faggot that could
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>>680974604
A Serbian Film?
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3 average 4channers run around town all day looking for alcohol
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>>680974546
Winrar
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>>680971008
Lesbian women in a plural marriage overuse their second amendment rights while engaging in dangerous sports in vacation destinations.
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>>680974630
nope
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>>680971008
not movie, but series:
>dude takes drugs
>dude hacks lot of stuff
>dude kisses his own sister,but forgot that it's his sister.
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>>680974667
Super/b/ad
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>>680974652
Yes
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>>680974062
Obviously none of you faggots can guess my movie.
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Diverse groups runs around a lot trying to do some shit with some fucking midgets, probably because they have a fetish or something but also, a death wish. Then, some old dude gets whacked and everyone's like "WUT" and they're like "fuck this shit, no midget is worth this"
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Two coworkers plan vacation in wilderness to goatse as cowboys
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>>680974672
thelma and louise
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>>680974556
jumanji
>>680974604
a serbian film


i never thought i would mention both of those movies one after another for any reason
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>>680974713
Mr Roboto
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>>680973166
Saw 3
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>none of this is real.
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>>680974796
I said PLURAL marriage. And I forgot to mention they are very racially diverse.
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>>680974808
yis, was easy though.
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>>680973760
Toy story
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>>680974756
DEATH RACE
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A man with a shotgun has to save the world from people who set buses of schoolkids on fire.
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>>680973243
The Memetrix
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>>680974062
the edge
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>>680974849
Ma'trix
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>>680974798
>jumanji

oh yes, very good
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5 Brits wanna drink. Oh shit aliens
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>>680971008
Mom should've let son get pussy but not she's dead along side half the town they live in
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>Am trapped
>Am free
>No time for sexy lady
>Maybe time for sexy lady
>Ono sexy lady am family
>Cri
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>>680974885
Titanic - the opposite day
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>>680974883
Nah
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>>680974914
ye
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>>680972459
The matrix
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>>680971008
>every marriage ever
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>what do you mean this ISNT Michael Cera
>redneck with a twinkie fetish
>Metallica
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Guy is bullied. Rapes his bully's wife
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>>680974964
simon pegg
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>>680974964
Worlds end
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sharp hands trimming bushes
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>>680974756
Wolf of Wall Street
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>>680973243
Formula 51/51st State
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>>680974964
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
orrrrr
Paul
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>>680975095
Good show
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>brothers touchingly reunited
>autism ensues.
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>>680975107
Nope
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>>680975196
rain man
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>>680974420
My neighbor totoro
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>>680975103
Edvard Makazoruki idk English title
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flying chickens
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>>680974756
Lotr
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Skiing fagget blows up neighbors mom to get with frenchy
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a movie about an average neet 4channer who jumps off a bridge and saves a life
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>>680975069
zombieland
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> Basically it's little mermaid but with a ham fetish.
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>>680975359
wrong its edlord buttfinger
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>>680974420
>Princess Mononoke (1997)
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>>680975387
yeh
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>>680971008
A very organized movie about a sophisticated intelligent group of gangsters who discuss their strategies, and about their interactions with an efficient system of law.
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>>680975315
Nailed it
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A nigger who doesn't act like a nigger acts like a nigger to teach a guy how to act like a nigger
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>>680975509
anything with Al Pacino
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>>680975440
yep
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>It's about a goddamn fucking retard and his retarded fucking life of doing stupid shit and getting lucky. seriously, fuck this movie
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>>680975573
The new guy
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>>680975618
You: the movie
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>>680975450
I was close dammit
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>>680975573
Creed
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>>680975618
forrest
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>>680975663
Nope
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>>680975597
Meh, Al Pacino isn't in this one. Other people are. They are very intelligent and organized and don't ever take chances. The plot is easy to follow and explained at any step.
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>Adriaaaaaaaaaaan
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>>680975709
uhhuh
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Charlie Sheen driving a dumpster truck
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A no-life is helped by some strangers to get out of his computer but he wanna return because he has great skills. Also robot boom boom under earth city and pills.
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>>680975769
Rambo
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>>680975573
Get hard
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>>680974984
Oldboy
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>>680975861
Yes, good job
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>>680975752
okay so the departed?
>>
robert downey jr and keanu reeves do drugs and stuff
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>alright, so there's this one dude who's trying to get this other dude and then they bang, but then the dude's like no gross and goes home to his wife and no one is happy ever after
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>>680975924
No, man, it was Pulp Fiction. The Departed really is pretty organized.
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Tyler Perry isn't funny
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Furry paradise
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>>680976002
Brokeback Fountain.
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>>680976002
brokeback
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>>680975847
close
it was Predator
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>>680976075
>>680976097
yea
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>>680975442
Shrek.
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>>680974718
Yup
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>>680975832
matrix was already in the thred
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>>680976008
you fucking said it was organized, pulp fiction is not
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>>680974279
Dan Schneider:The Movie
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>>680971619
Law Abiding Citizen?
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>>680976049
Kek too easy
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>>680974420
Princess Mononoke
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>>680976109
Are you sure? I'm like 99% it's Commando
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>>680976178
THAT WAS THE POINT! IT'S NOT! THOSE ARE FUCKING RETARDS!
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>>680976192
This was a great fucking movie
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>>680976168
Noo
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fake kazakhstani trolls murricans
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>>680975442
ponyo ponyo happy fishie in da sea
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>escape flame thrower
>hide in attic
>jamtastesgoood.jpg
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a single sane woman in a spaceship full of cretins
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>>680976249
im gonna stop talking to you right now
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>>680976298
Yes.
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>>680975442
Ponyo
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Some people are trapped in a cube
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A cartoon about WWII that makes you cry buckets
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>>680976333
Hitchhiker's?
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>>680976359
Go fuck yourself. Read the OP before jerking off and spitting cum in our thread.
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>>680976418
Cube
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>>680976418
that elevator movie
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>>680976435
The one with Donald Duck.
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>>680976435
>easy
poppy hill
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>>680976435
Pink Floyd: The Wall: The Movie: Re-mastered: Directors Cut?
>>
>>680976463
nope
>>
One guy is trapped in a world
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>>680975509
reservoir dogs?
>>
>like, i remember this one scene where one dude cums with the force of 1000 suns and there's also some masked dude going around killin foos. i think it was a comedy with some twist, but i was pretty fucking stoned so i dont fuckin kno
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>>680973166
Speed
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>>680976510
>>680976499
>>680976501
No
>>
Everybody tries to win a million dollar, and then nobody wins it
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>>680973013
Toyed Story
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>>680972239
Fight club
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>>680976578
Meh. I was talking about Pulp Fiction, but Reservoir Dogs is also like that.
>>
>>680976291
Ali G Indahouse
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>>680976564
Truman Show
>>
>/g/entooman
>goes to club
>nigger drugs him
>joins terrorist organisation
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>>680976636
rat race
>>
>>680976564
truman show?
>>
>>680972239
Dude, you posted this shit in the other thread and everybody guessed quickly then too.
>>
>>680976679
an average Saturday night for me.
>>
>>680976669
>>680976741
yeah!
>>
Poet gets lost, in shoes off town. Dad has cancer...The catfish kind.
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>>680976662
wrong it's Borat but same actor
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>>680976749
what terrorist org are you part of?
>>
>Guy probably cuts off his own dick off and eats it. Girlfriend bitches a lot.
>>
>>680976827
Big fish?
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Nigger raised by chinks is in love with a whale
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>>680974885
Hobo with a shotgun
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little nigga kid with his bitch ass mom go to china
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>>680976894

Twilight
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different people looking for a diamond
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>>680976944

Oh Sheeeeeet. Nice.
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>>680976990
blood diamond
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>>680976970
Topkek
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talking tongue fights bad guys
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>>680976964
karate kid
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>>680977028
no
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>>680976970
Not what I had in mind, but I'm gonna give you credit for perfect accuracy.
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>>680977093
winrar
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>>680976883
nice try C.I.A
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>>680976716
Ye
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>I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies
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