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>>680950189
Hey I've never sucked dick. My homo rating has to be pretty low
>>680950337
Jazz isn't really my favorite genre. If one of my friends is playing it through pandora or spotify I won't object. I will listen without a single complaint.
>>680950322
Don't worry, I'd still let you stick it anywhere you want
>>680950756
ok, you're right there. Can't be a colossal homo if you haven't sucked dick
>>680950842
What's my rating out of 10?
>>680950756
fair enough different strokes for different folks i guess
>>680950619
what are you listening to?
>>680950931
4 I guess, gotta get some dick in you
>>680950939
whatever plays in my huge music library, currently Nico Vega- Fury Oh Fury
you?
>>680951065
I'll take it
>>680951065
donny hathaway at the moment. But soon enough it will be math tutorials instead
>>680951135
not going to get much higher than a 5 without dick
>>680951165
why maths tutorials? need to for uni?
>>680951214
yea I need to figure out how to solve some stuff. Hows your uni?
>>680951321
what do you need to do?
awful, chemistry is going to kill me
So im actually retarded, i had a zip tie that i thought was broke, turns out it wasnt and ziptied my hands together so i just spent 10 mintutes trying to cut it off on the corner of my desk and my wrist hurts now.... im dumb you cant tell well but its a deep red indent
>>680951440
why would you do such a thing
>>680951408
What are you majoring in?
>>680950935
Still thinking about getting that blue tooth enabled vibrator?
>>680951502
geology
>>680951408
i need to use matrices to shift points and vectors in space. Its not that hard but the way the exercises are worded is confusing
got any exams coming soon?
>>680951478
i thought it was broken and i was gonna see what it felt like to be tied with a zip tie and i would just tear it off, so i bit it with my teeth and pulled to tighten it and it clicked into place and locked in
was kinda kinky tho :0
>>680951606
I don't remember any matrices from when I did that, so I'm no help
not for a bit over a month
>>680951621
they're not good bondage equipment, your picture proved why, and that they have to be cut off
>>680950756
What if i don't want to be the stick and want to be sticked?
Will you do me hard?
>>680950931
2/10 1 for being here, 1 for staying here.
>>680951440
Kinky. next time let me tie you up
>>680951771
yea but the adrenaline pumped through my body i was franticly searching my room for something sharp it was like something out of a movie
>>680951805
come and do it RN
>>680951771
apparently using matrices for this kind of thing is a method used in videogames for pretty much anything which is pretty cool.
How are you doing with the studying?
>>680951942
It is? that's kinda cool
I won't be studying for exams until the courses finish so at the moment it's not
>>680951886
i'm in aussie land, it's a bit hard
>>680951942
PC's can't really do calculus can they?
>>680951942
My extent of maths at uni was 'you only need to do this one course but you can do more'
maths, only once
>>680952052
what are you learning in chemistry atm?
>>680952175
I think matrices count as Algebra so i guess you're right
>>680952186
y not do more?
>>680952175
your gonna let country boarders and oceans stop you
>>680952335
Fucking hate maths so much..
Well not maths but exam based subjects im just trash at
>>680952175
>not even in qld best state
>>680952335
we've just finished stereochemistry and we're starting synthetics soon. I am not excited
>>680952430
at least you didn't say VIC or NSW
>>680952430
whats a not exam based subject?
>>680952492
synthetics like the drugs! Watch breaking bad for motivation lol
>>680952492
Only good place in nsw is Byron Bay
Melbourne is meh
>>680952335
They do. GRX cards have matrixs compute units in them. 100M's of them
they just do transforms and shit.
>>680952341
yes. i'm no space wolf you know.
>>680952430
still thinking that states matter? that's lame.
>>680952610
Well courses which have a minority of the marks on exams, the other on assignments
An awful lot of IT based subjects do that
I need to listen to more Chopin this shit's good
>>680951578
Was o. chem required for the major? Or was mental anguish needed for it?
>>680951805
Rated way lower than Riley, but gave justification for the rating. New official rating. And yes if you so desire it.
>>680951635
Do it
>>680952646
but your an astrotiger right
:3
>>680952646
i have no idea of what you just said
>>680952674
you still need a passing grade in the exam though right?
>>680952610
I just finished my synthetics practicals, they're not fun
>>680952614
melbourne is garbage
>>680952695
I was pressured into doing it because all my friends are, and I didn't know what else to fill in my time with
but only I am permitted to give ratings
>>680952695
Maybe when I can stop getting art.
>>680952803
Some 50% some 40% some dont matter
>>680952840
Hipster city
>>680952840
Why do I get a 4?
>>680952840
not everything can be a fun camping trip with the lads "practical"
>>680952928
are you close to graduating?
>>680953049
like a little over half way but im probably going to have a break
>>680953113
on a bike trip to India to find yourself?
>>680952928
bingo
>>680953007
because you're sufficiently gay from being around this thread although you have not had any dick experience
>>680953049
I wish it could be, the camping trip alone was better than everything\ in chemistry
>>680953188
>wanting to go to shitholes of countries
Nah im good
>>680953224
hey Steve Jobs did it look where he end up
or come visit Europe or something
>>680953224
chemistry was a mistake. Also that is one funky picture
>>680953250
nice wordplay there
>>680952727
nah, just a normal muslce tiger.
>>680952803
now that i read it neither do i.
>>680953403
chemistry is the worst thing
that picture's great
>>680953455
so hum... what now?
>>680953553
what were the other choices?
>>680953403
>
>>680953250
>>680953553
Where is the best place in all of Australia
>>680953684
anything unrelated to science, or physics
>>680953743
Idk, australia is probably one of the less shit countries and I dont find being shot, exploded or generally off-put by muslims or muricans fun
>>680953765
obligation to say the city I live in, but it's not really true. Dunno really
>>680953782
none of it was anything fun?
>>680954049
how about all the deadly animals lurking in your shoes there
>>680954049
Don't knock getting shot at until you try it. It's a fucking adrenaline rush
>>680954061
Now's the perfect time to be biased. Channel some American Bravado
>>680953765
Out of it.
Obligatory kiwi response.
>>680954163
of course not
>>680954269
Adelaide then, it's not that bad really, just not a great holiday spot
>>680954163
No spray for muslims :^)
>>680953684
now i'm going to sleep crying cause ex called me again.
Good night Guys!
>>680954449
my condolences then. Nothing is worse than doing things you don't want to do
>>680954465
Never had a bad experience with a muslim to be frank. I have a muslim friend who gives me free shit all the time for no reason
>>680954624
:c
good night
>>680954624
Why did he call you??
>>680954624
bye
>>680954644
I'll tough it out for this year, I hope to double major geology/geophysics next year so no more chem
>>680954385
Cheeky, I like it.
>>680954449
Still too Canadian. You're not supposed to admit to any faults. There are motherfuckers in Detroit and Baltimore that will say without a hint of irony those shitholes are the best place to live. More arrogance.
>>680954624
Good night. Don't commit murder
>>680954793
it's really hard when I'm not too keen on living here myself
>>680954878
Where do you plan on going after uni?
>>680954779
good riddance
Suppose I should go to bed too.
>>680954997
I don't know, and I'd want to take my bf with me obviously, but he might have a full time job at hat point because he doesn't want to do honours
>>680955068
>tfw no more 5 hour practicals
>>680955101
gnight, sleep well
>>680955172
plot twist: they last 6 hours now
It's 0730, I'm gonna go to sleep
Why does everyone sleep when i get back :(
>>680955349
3rd year they actually are 6 hour chem practicals
>>680955406
have a good one, see ya around
>>680955579
RIP you
>>680955825
but I'm not doing it next year so I'll live
none of my friends will though
>>680955903
your friends in older years?
>>680955972
all my friends in the same year, they want to minor in chemistry next year
I'm bored
>>680956389
sah dude
>>680956437
sah?
>>680956097
your friends are masochists
come play some hearthstone
>>680956437
asuh
>>680956591
I've never played hearthstone before
>>680956480
idk its what the "cool kids" say i figured it worked well it basically means either whats up or same
>>680956480
get into overwatch beta, ez
>>680956737
I've never heard it before, lets not do it again
>>680956812
isn't it too late? And I'm too busy feeling regret for the last beta I got into, the mirror's edge catalyst one
does anyone here play d3 seasons and plays for like 30 hours on launch?
>>680956681
its really fun and probably too addicting
>>680956737
i thought you were referencing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TY1SRABes
>>680956812
got any tips i want in to try it
>>680956881
Ye, beta closes on tuesday Ī think and open beta is in may
>>680956898
shoot people
>>680956889
thats exactly it xD
>>680956986
nick colletti is a comedic genius tbh
>>680956889
is it hard to get into?
>>680956971
do you have to play mp?
>>680957114
mp?
>>680957114
i presume, its basically tf3
>>680957111
never heard of him nice trips tho
>>680957258
multiplayer
>>680957280
is that a good thing?
>>680957114
nope its the easiest thing. I didnt even like card games before it. They're also gonna give like 10 free packs in a few days so thats cool
>>680957303
he's the guy behind the suh dude video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLNdyB2IBGk
>>680957341
There are bot games but mostly is pvp online
No offline if that was what you were wondering
>>680957280
Except it is competitive and doesnt look like ass
>>680957341
it looks hella fun
>>680957456
i meant it as a compliment tf2 was good at one point
>>680957409
I'll try it sometime then, at the moment I just remembered I downloaded Crysis and want to try downsampling that from absurd resolutions
>>680957419
bots is fine I guess. how's the community so far?
>>680957464
so yes?
>>680957587
people either love it or hate it for the hype, its doing suprisingly well but i have the sneaking suspition it will fall off quickly
>>680957550
Yeah but it wasnt very competitive and generally had different goals
>>680957587
You dont even need to aim well because of all the classes.
There is voice but you can disable it, generally it is fine.
2 funniest things happened was this bitch who had 51% winrate and was bitching I asked her to swap. She then muted me when I called her out on voice
Second was some bogan complaining and being shitty
>>680957717
oh, so it's like Evolve 2 then?
>>680957810
sounds colourful
>>680957902
You know how Australians are
>>680957587
alright have fun
DO NOT
>>680957813
i guess but evolve lacked content and replayability this is like a moba will have a dedicated fanbase for years
>>680958050
that I do, some fun people online here
>>680958103
it might not even happen as I can't find any software that can screenshot the high resolution
>>680958146
DO
Test regular tripfag user
>>680958225
true, evolve was boring as shit
i know something we should 'do not' :^)
>>680958239
I heard if you put crysis on the hardest settings all the enemies speak in Korean
and also thats weird
aaaa
>>680958348
The thing i like is the way they did heros, it like smite in that you get all characters forever including new ones, the only thing you pay for is cosmetics, except smite made you pay for that bundle if you didnt get it for free in the beta
>>680958508
never tried that, too bad the Koreans aren't in the game much after the first hour or so
I'm a retard. /b/ has forced anonimity
>>680958563
better system than paying for heroes
>>680958611
i guess thats a sign to start playing competitive card games
>>680958643
not really
>>680958777
lucky trips, I guess I have to now then
>>680958643
do you have namesync?
>>680958664
i agree, and it makes the skin insanity deeper because people will be inticed to purchase for all champs instead of worrying about buying all first
>>680958643
download 4chanx and namesync and dont be in incognito mode for it to work
>>680958924
Yes i do. I'm working on a script to automate gfur threads downloading. Who also filters out avatarfags and shitposters, so i needed to check both the namesync api and the 4chan api for trips/names.
>>680958239
>>680958916
make sure to not play in the Asian servers if you ever intend on playing with anyone outside of australia. Your cards get stuck on whichever server you are
>>680959060
Avatar fags have limited photos, maybe a database of the picture's md5s?
>>680959100
we dont care
>>680959060
how does it scan the image to make sure its not an avatar or shitpost does it detect dick???
>>680959185
whatever
>>680958966
but buying heroes makes them more money doesn't it?
>>680959118
that's weird, which servers should I play on then?
>>680959310
have a conversation and stop posting for attention
Its easy to tell when people do it
>>680959118
aus plays on NA
>>680959363
whichever you have more friends on. I think theres only 3. Europe, America and Asia. Europe is by far the one with the most issues
>>680959440
didn't know that. Is the ping better?
I am truely lucky to be living in this time of furry porn abundance
instead of like 1996 where everything is fucking... looney toon crayon shit
>>680959363
not always people wont buy them with actual cash take league for example nobody buys champs for RP but they sure as shit buy skins for those champs, but that leaves the average person having locked champs, in OW if all are unlocked people will want to try all of the champs, making it more likely for somone to find a champ they like and buy cosmetics its all marketing
>>680959440
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln88W-PV1rU
>>680959157
Not the md5, because that would let pass reencodes of the original image. I calculate the dHash of every image so that it doesn't change on resize/reencode/color hue shift/watermarks and small edits.
>>680959233
Every user has a "post_quality" index. The post quality index starts from 100% for a new poster and slowly decreases if he posts low res images, avatars or just stupid stuff. If the post_quality of someone gets below a certain threshold, all of his posts get ignored.
>>680959540
Nah, we play on NA region even if there are Aus servers of not(which I guess there are now)
Hearthstone it doesnt matter
>>680959714
i have no idea how any of that works, but what happens if they just uprez their avatars and if i post low rez porn
>>680959622
I'm inclined to agree with the faggot
>>680959714
is it saving images or hiding their posts in chat?
>>680959540
what if I don't know anyone who plays it?
>>680959591
I don't know what any of that means
>>680959714
man, my data is going to be all over the place for that
>>680959697
real talk i loved that movie, not bcuz im a furfag but it was good
set riley post quality to 0 to begin with
>>680959565
this so much
>>680959763
your country would be actually perfect if your internet wasnt 3rd world tier and you had servers for every game
>>680959901
well you know me
>>680959993
>>680959993
>>680959993
>>680959994
Ye
Jagex wpuld have oce servers if they werent shit
>>680959993
yours too then
>>680959994
true, you're the only one then
>>680960059
just imagine a world were you have good ping. You'd probably be a 1337 pvm pker by now. Part of r0t even
>>680959901
okay say there are 50 champions, and you own 5, if each are 5 dollars a piece are you gonna buy them, likely not. You can unlock them slowly by grinding but it takes time and you can use that points to other things, so your stuck with your little collection. If you have all of them, you will try the cool looking ones or the OP ones, if you like it you might buy cosmetics
>>680960156
i feel so special
>>680960156
I dont post images :^)
>>680960165
topkek
I dont like pvp where I lose shit. even if I lose 50k I still feel shitty
>>680959846
If they upres the avatar, the dHash doesn't change (because it's based on the looks of the image, not on the file itself) and they get blacklisted anyway. If you post low res porn, it gets saved (but hidden) until someone posts a higher resolution one.
>>680959888
Just images. There are already archives for that.
>>680959901
So far i saved about 7000 images from 7000 different posts (not including duplicates, which are probably more than half of that). I probably have most of your pictures at this point.
>>680959993
His post quality is 0.90. Yours is 0.96
>>680960305
you jew. Remember that pk trip i told you about? A pro pker ended up killing like 7 of us (we were 30) before going down. And i was caught in those 7. Lost like 300k
>>680960439
whats mine?
>>680959888
Sorry i misread. I don't filter them because i mostly browse these threads with images disabled, so i only see the circlejerking.
>>680960439
thats really cool, whats my post quality?
>>680960596
you should put it all in a dropbox and drop it for us to use, is it mostly /g/ or all types of fur
>>680960553
0.73
It got lower because you posted pics of yourself probably.
>>680960620
i dont think ive ever seen you post an image
>>680960707
i think I avatarfag a lot too. thanks anyways
>>680960764
I despise every one of you and I'm leaving for my own good
Please just stop existing
>>680960700
I have a bot on Telegram who sends a random image from the entire db whenever you /yiff
>>680960608
0.6
>>680960838
If they're high quality avatars that can be considered yiff, then they'll not drop your quality.
>>680960902
Thanks
>>680960239
oh, I guess that makes sense
>>680960239
rightly so, who else will I play virtual cards with?
>>680960305
touche
>>680960439
I've posted a lot of off topic webms recently, because I'm too lazy to go find an appropriate thread for them
>>680960902
thank you so much for those comforting words
>>680960995
why is it so low, i post mostly yiff :/
>>680961028
You dense motherfucker. I had to find and delete them by hand because they weren't flagged as off topic :P
>>680960894
what a simplistic lifestyle
>>680960995
they're not i am sorry
>>680961028
usually its just randoms on matchmaking
>>680960894
lovely background
>>680960894
looks like an unregistered key of windows xD
>>680961187
Your quality doesn't increase if your yiff is:
- low res
- low quality (users don't like it so it gets deleted)
- was posted my someone before
>>680961230
you're welcome <3
>>680961247
but what if I want to play cards with you?
>>680961266
I had some wow one but it got ridd of it for some reason
>>680961247
This is my tablet, my desktop has less icons
also lomk
>>680961364
This is actually a surface 2 tablet so none of that here. My desktop is though
>>680961370
so uniqueness is a factor, im fucked my entire folder is from 4chan :/
where does the bot post the images i wuld like to try it out if its a public website
>>680961384
you're going to have to play on EU server :
>>680961390
lomk is cute! CUTE!
also post desktop
>>680961370
why are you doing this anyway?
>>680961571
I can do that, not like ping will be an issue
>>680961571
my desktop is just windows background and windows icons
I only use teamspeak, skype, chrome, osbuddy and bnet
>>680961605
he wants yiff on demand
>>680961474
I'm working on a public e621-style website. Right now the only way to get pictures from the bot is by contacting him at http://telegram.me/WolfeBot
Not really useful since it sends a random one, but it's just a test right now.
>>680961605
I really like yiff
I really like technology
I have way too much time on my hands
Do the math.
>>680961728
this still seems a bit excessive I mean, if he wanted heaps, there's torrents up that contain several GB of stuff
>>680961788
there's much more efficient ways of doing it though
>>680961859
*got to be more effiicient
>>680961859
I know. The random /yiff is (as i said) just a test.
>>680961665
neat. Whats your bnet username? Youll have to go through the tutorial before playing with me though
>>680961712
how about all the gay pictures saved in there?
>>680962258
I dont download porn
>>680961931
fair enough
>>680962258
I don't have one
>>680961859
Also - torrents are mostly old and not tagged dumps of images from websites.
Getting images from 4chan means they're always new, high quality stuff and sorta tagged since everyone of you posts a different kind of images.
>>680962317
> not making an automatic thread downloader who filters out useless content and stores everything inside a sqlite database for easy retrieval and backups them on mixtape.moe in case of drive loss
>>680961788
can confirm it worked
>>680962317
suuuuuuuuuuuuureeeee
>>680962428
just send it to me over steam when you feel like playing.
>>680962491
Im not interested in most things posted here
>>680962561
I dont. I've always had shit net so i never upload /download
I only got adsl2+ last year
>>680962636
my condolences friend
>>680962569
holy fuck just come over to mine already :3
>>680962491
they're not necessarily new, the same shit gets posted here all the time
>>680962561
cute pic
it'll probably be the same as my steam id, but I'll send you a message when I make it
>>680962561
Right in the feels.
>>680962770
alright can't wait
im off for a shower cya later
>>680962745
you'd need to talk for that to happen :^)
>>680962742
ye, it sucked. I also had 20+ disconnects a day for 2 months after getting it and it took some guy 2 hours to fix after they wasted ~$1500 to replace the cable into our house which wasnt the problem
>>680962498
:3
>>680962770
Idk, so far i like the stuff posted here and i find it rather new
>>680962909
see ya
>>680963016
depends really, there's a lot of reposts on here. I for example have thousands of images but tend to post only what's at the top of each folder because I'm too lazy to go looking for something different
>>680962960
Duuuuuude so much has happened since we spoke last already
>>680963188
I mostly get 30~60 new images from each thread. So i'm happy.
>>680963188
dump the thousands im running low on content
>>680963348
rather low rate when there's 150 images per thread
>>680963358
but I'm lazy
>>680963723
fam upload a dropbox i could use those images to get my score abouve a 6 on wolfes image bot
>>680963798
my upload is shit slow, like 40kb/s and I don't have enough room on dropbox for it anyway
>>680963912
</3
>>680963723
"a low rate"
>>680963995
sorry, I would if I could
it's not sorted either
>>680964008
because 20-45% of images from each thread is a good rate
how many of those are dupes?
image dump for points babe
>>680964255
maybe I don't care about the points, if I purposely nuke my score so that it never saves my images then I start posting porn, it won't save any of my porn, will it?
>>680964008
hey if you need a program to sort dupes get this i downloaded it so its safe, and you get 10 free uses
http://www.mindgems.com/software/FastDuplicateFileFinder.exe
>>680964522
if i uderstand it correctly unless he resets you yeah you will get shadowbanned from his saves
>>680964613
that's probably it
Hey Wolfie, how long does it take for it to decide to stop saving someone's pictures?
>>680964792
just curious why dont you want to be saved?
>>680964866
>>680964008
oh just realized, how do gifs work into your script do they just get fucked up or does it work properly
>>680964886
I don't know really, I built up my collection myself, don't see why he can't do it too
>>680964979
what about webms, seeing as they're technically not pictures
>>680964227
20-45% good images, with all the duplicates and avatarfags/low quality stuff filtered out
>>680964522
Your score will go up as soon as you start posting porn again. There's no escape from the fur machine
>>680964979
They just get saved and manually approved unless they were posted by someone else before.
>>680964994
lol
>>680964994
if he has the talent and willpower to make a bot and comb through thousands of pictures i say let him its impressive to think about, i understand zip about computer programming and shit
>>680965106
Same as gifs.
>>680965114
what if I never post porn then? I have more wallpapers saved than you'll ever have porn
>>680965186
I'm not saying it's not impressive, just that I don't really care and don't feel obliged to help\
what does this do
>>680965437
ewww that images rez xD, try posting a 50x50 image too :P
>>680965437
Your images will not get saved. It's easy
>>680965600
excuse me, it's a perfectly fine resolution, it was just run through a filter to look like a Commodore 64 game
>>680965708
what about this?
>>680965793
your like trying to sabotage his bot xD
>>680958643
Anyone have sauce on this? Reverse search brings up nothing.
>>680965908
now you're getting it
>>680965793
It's a nice picture, but it was not saved because the original was already in the db.
Also the same happened with the one you posted before.
> I calculate the dHash of every image so that it doesn't change on resize/reencode/color hue shift/watermarks and small edits.
>>680966110
does this count as a small edit?
>>680966057
lol >>680966110
this guy man he has it all, he should hack the white house next, i want secret yiff hidden on obamas computer
>>680966275
This matched as a variation of an already saved image. It was placed in the "manual approval" queue and i just deleted it :^)
>>680966490
what about this?
>>680966631
Detected as crop an already saved image. Immediately deleted.
>>680966631
he could be lying to you as well, tearing his hair out since you found his weakness
this is fun to watch, its like a war
what about this
>>680966903
that has to be, I refuse to believe that THAT was detected as a duplicate of a previous image
>>680966943
>>680966943
>>680966943
>>680966980
Detected as a new image. Immediately deleted since you are temporarily blacklisted.
>>680966798
it's computer software, it's not infallible
>>680967128
perfect, that's all I have to do then, a combination of more than one of those
>>680967273
Uhm... okay?
>>680967409
what if I want to be permanently blacklisted?
>>680967497
You can't
>>680966631
try rotating it 33 degrees
>>680967617
that's bull, I wanna be permanently blacklisted
What if I get blacklisted, post one gfur, then post 5 other images before posting more gfur?
>>680950550
>/trash/
>>680967837
I like your thinking
>>680967867
new thread for image limit BTW
>>680967854
Blacklisted until your good/bad ratio is high enough.
>>680967964
>>680966943
>>680966943
btw
>>680967992
so it wouldn't save those gfur pictures?
>>680968119
Yes. I'd save them manually if i was actually following the thread though. :)
>>680968062
nobody posted there and it isnt even yiff mines better >:( plus it closed
