Waifu claiming thread. >Beast Mode edition The rules are
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Beast Mode edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>naps ARE a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
still here
Lamest kuudere claimed.
No Longer here
>>680947284
I hope you wrote it down .
Best shipfu claimed.
>>680947269
Heh don't worry I think my secret is safe for now ;)
>>680947162
you also got
>burning love
which is a unique state just for you
>>680947188
wy are you doing that? just ignore her and we are good to go!
>>680947375
I did :)
>claiming yume
>>680947260
Fuck yeah. I'll let my pawn be the distraction while I mighty bend with flame arrows at the suckers.
Only problem will be random sub-boss appearances
I might try the cockatrice... might. It'll be good xp, but i just dont think i can do the damage.
>>680947375
I will deliver your death personally in about 72 hours. How are you planning to spend this time?
>>680947449
kys
>>680947493
I'll probuably wank a couple of times
Akiko claim
>>680947188
dubs again
It's too late for that, I'm already way into it.
>>680947605
You better do some next level wanking tricks like the banana peel since it will be your last times.
>>680947605
well thats a great thing to do
>>680947607
more peaches!
>>680947449
Hehe and I am gonna share it with you!
>>680947464
rip pawns
>>680947722
>>680947718
>tfw eating peaches right now
>>680947722
dub dubs confirm waifu monogamy as superior
>>680947420
So now I'm your dirty little secret?
>>680947783
At such a low level, all theyre good for is distractions, anyway. Not much else
But if you were my pawn
>Guardian
>useless inclination, but keep you safe
>>680947782
becareful I might catch fire
>>680947709
>>680947605
don't forget to stream that shit! I mean the killing part not the wanking part... that would be... just don't
>>680947722
>checked
>>680948016
you really love those peaches
>>680947818
nah I stay with mine until something better comes around
>>680948151
Hmmm perhaps~ Is that not okay with you?
>>680948151
From the thumbnail I'd swear this came from Bioshock
>>680948256
Well some people smoke, others do crack, I have canned peaches
>>680948256
Im not gonna set up a stream for nothing, you will either pay me with an equal favour or come with me and watch it in person.
>>680948256
Im only streaming the wanlimg part
>>680948450
hey red I didn't saw you in a long time!
>>680948512
well atleast you can eat it...
>can eat legs
>feelsbadman.png
>>680948518
well I... what kind of favor?
>>680948151
spike are you trying to hit on me
>>680948675
Apologies. I've been busy as of late. In the process of buying a house in the near future, working on a potential new career path, and my car was impounded roughly an hour ago.
How are you?
bruce forsyth
>>680948263
Nah, so long as we can still do things in secret
away from prying /waifu/ eyes
>>680948512
>mentioning that plebian trash of infinite
I might have to hurt you...
butthurt you
>>680948696
Trying? Nah...
I AM
Why wouldnt I flirt with a cute waifu?
>>680948671
If Yume said he only wanted to see you wanking would you only stream your death?
>>680948675
I don't know... I don't think you can give me anything other than leg pics.
>>680948675
They're actually edible, but that is called cannibalism and is looked down upon in most societies
>can't eat legs but you can eat what's inbetween
Why is my RNG so god damn awful, I just threw a coin 5 times in a row and got tails every time.
>>680948833
we went over this like yesterday spike
>>680948833
Dub dubs, nice gets Spike
Actually meant the first one, the font is very similar
Infinite wasn't that amazing, only burial at sea was good
>Akiko
>>680948871
Id stream the whole thing
That shit brings cash
>>680948798
Oh wow thats a lot of things you need to handle good luck with that.
Well I am mostly a lazy fucktard the last 2-3 weeks.
>>680948871
ew... why would anybody want to see that?
Well I could pay you a meal if you want.
>>680948926
we had that conversation earlier and we both know whats the best thing you can do with women
>>680949132
pls god no....
>>680949028
rngesus hates everyone
>>680948256
It's a risk I am willing to take u_u
>>680948833
Heh and how can we do that?
>Not that I'm against it fufufu~
>>680949225
I want to tie you up in a dark room and make you watch it all
On repeat
>>680949112
Did we? I may have been too trashed to remember or care.
trashing BBI btw
>>680949116
Loved the first two. Played a bit of infinite and it was trash. It just felt like I've already played it a dozen times before
>>680949267
Bedroom and locked doors, of course!
>>680949132
You're a nice guy, with your death that cash would go for me and I would even get a decent fanbase to support my own stream.
>>680949225
>ew... why would anybody want to see that?
Idk but we have a saying here "there are crazies for everything".
>Well I could pay you a meal if you want.
Sounds great to me, I'd like to try some german gastronomy. I heard about the black forest cake the other day and it looks delicious.
>>680949639
Thats a quite intense domination practice, im starting to understand your sexual relationship better.
>>680949688
Dubs again, you've been blessed
I didn't particularly like infinite because it felt a lot less open and too linear compared to the other two games. I liked the skyhook and the songbird but that's about it.
>>680949267
my body is not fireproof so I might just burn to dust by your
>burning love
>>680949639
no go away from me
>>680949738
I am not a fan of cakes but ok you want it you get it
>>680947280
>Beast Mode
Yuck
>>680949738
The money is for another assassin, dont touch it.
.
Fuck off
>>680949858
And ill keep you alive untill its the only thing you know.
>>680949688
forget it then not a big deal. Hope you find what you are looking for
>>680949688
You're a very naughty guy you know that?
>>680949858
Well how else am I supposed to demonstrate??
>>680949858
Whelp... thing is I don't really know what else do you eat in Germany other than sausages and tons of beer.
Any traditional recipe with tons of meat you recommend me to look up to drool myself?
>>680950001
>obligatory 1 off
Another assassin? Are you planning to kill someone else or killing yourself twice?
>>680949854
Making up for all the lost gets i suppose
>blows spider off keyboard
or maybe this spider has brought me good luck!
Spiders are acutally considered good luck. Useful lil buggers.
>>680950006
Nah, repeat it to me. If it makes you uncomfortable, I'll stop.
If not, then what?
And looking for?
Give it to me straight
>>680950034
Thanks for noticing! I've got a way too high of a sex drive
The frustration desnt help, either
>>680950001
alright do whatever you want but stream the wanking now so I got something to laugh at!
>>680950034
let me just get something fireproof and we are good to go
>>680950184
well.... in my region we have really great sausages but thats not so interesting so we need to say with the cake
>>680950184
Dint worry about it.
You are not the target.
>>680950294
Funny thing, I actually allowed a spiderbro to make his web in my window I keep open at all times. We have this truce where I provide safe housing and basically free food and he keeps bugs away from me. Spiderbros are real
>>680950294
Heh that isn't necessarily a bad thing!
>>680950360
Hmmph.. hurry up then, I don't enjoy waiting u_u
>>680950479
Who is then?
>>680950294
nah dont worry about it and i meant looking for in bitterblack
Lurkmode engaged.
>>680950360
Im fine with the cake but I'd really like to learn more about Germany gastronomy overall, not just your region.
>>680950479
Quote that >>680950716
>>680950539
I used to do this too... and then ended killing the spiderbro relentlessly.
>>680950716
Its some anoying ship that i met a while back.
>>680950889
Well they should still know which fuck stands higher in the food chain. If he ever comes inside he's getting impaled on a cactus spike as an example
>>680950539
We have screens in our windows here in wisconsin.
I never did understand screenless windows... How the fuck are you supposed to keep all the bugs out
Mosquitos would be tormenting!
>>680950716
It's gotten me in trouble before, but..
Fuck, that's right. Lot of other people like me here. Dont feel like the odd one out
>>680950776
Spit it out, Tomo. Dont go dancin circles around me. Dont want to be doin shit that makes someone uncomfortable
lost a lot of friends that way.
Blunt honesty is my #1 boner inducing turn on
>>680951007
Who the fuck you callin a ship?
>>680950889
Dun lurk on us! Stay and talk about.... hm...your favorite song!
>>680951007
I know a few of those... w-what do they look like..?
>captcha says choose all street signs
>Is an open field with one small white mailbox
Mailboxes are now street signs gg
>>680950539
I fucking hate spiders and I don't know why they are just disgusting nothing else for me
>>680950716
>these legs
Alright I got a fireproof blanket
No need to hold back give me all your love!
>>680950889
well then you will be stuck with a lot of sausages and something called
>Mettbrötchen
which is just the best thing ever happening to your mouth
>>680951007
its the claw guy am i right?
>>680951040
thats the only way to do it and then keep his dead body there to scare of the other fuckers!
Best waifu fuckers
>>680951097
>>680951127
>>680951144
It has this werd metal thingy
>>680951097
Heh that was in the past! And yeah for sure n_n no more feeling weird you're with family now n_n
>>680951144
Burning Love time!! Finally!
>>680951127
>your favorite song!
Nobody likes the hipster crap I listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hBUL9kk1Y
>>680951248
No.
>>680951248
Noooo not Tsuzu T_T
>>680951293
I mean you like it, that's all that matters right?
>>680951203
U wot
>>680951436
YOU HEARD ME, FRIEND
>>680951248
not the
>best tights in sights
please take the claw guy we would all be happy
>>680951267
see I am still alive!
I sweated so much that I am as wet as a mermaid but its ok you can keep it going!
>favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PtfyRjkn40
>>680951203
>>680951436
can't photoshop so i can't make that myself
>feelsbadman.gif
Oh yeah! Best waifu claimed
>>680951097
Often it's too cold here for mosquitos so we really only have them in the heart of summer. It's even hailing right now. It has been getting worse the last few years though
>>680951144
Nice gets
Spiders are ok as long as they respect boundaries. They don't bother me and I don't bother them. Maybe it's because I live up north where the spiders are small and not dangerous. Most can't even puncture human skin
>>680951682
I-I'm sorry! I just wanted to show you how happy I was...
Cory Blaxter
>>680951267
Well, I'll still feel weird because I am weird.
And let's be honest. This is a little weird
But not as weird as sucking off a banana
>>680951730
>tri-river county
>wetland preserves
>trees everywhere
fucking
mosquitos
and bugs
>>680951358
>>680951383
Rip.
>>680951682
No, he will the chair that you will be sitting on.
>>680951907
Fuck, that's one of the few reasons I'd pass on an offer to live in a tropical country.
Balls of ice are falling from the sky. It's getting pretty serious, They're really fucking big. If I went outside now I'm pretty sure I'd get a concussion
>>680951934
Are you trying to trigger me? Because thats how you trigger me.
>>680951383
Yea thats true, but its always annoying that I can only find new songs of that genre on the webs because I know like 3 persons IRL that also enjoy it.
>>680951144
Aight I will look into it.
ultimate childhood waifu confirmed
>>680951907
Texas is shit for mosquitos too.
The past few days it has rained every night so it's pretty bad at the moment.
We are even abducting lizards from outside to help with the numbers.
Surprisingly they help a lot. Just keep the babies who are afraid of lizards away.
>>680951097
you dont need to act different towards me we are all good and besides uncomfortable sums up most of my life
It takes a fool to fake a smile.
what does it mean
>>680951730
the real qeustion is:
>Would spiders the sizes of dogs be good or bad?
>They don't get in your house as easy but when they are in it oh boy
>>680951811
Its ok I won't melt away
>>680951934
ew no
>>680952143
>gives crush handmade wooden ocarina
>crush immediately discards childhood momento for Princess's whistle
NTR?
>>680951907
I don't see it as weird! n_n what makes you say that?
>>680951934
You can't kill them..! We have so much to do together still... like take over the world.
>>680952203
You better not.. or at least take me with you first!
>>680952203
>spiders the size of dogs
plz no the nightmares
>>680952138
You still have a choise of saving Tsuzu
>>680952203
And you will spend the rest of your lifes together.
>>680952245
>ntr
whatchu mean fam
>>680952203
Spiders the size of dogs would die since they can't chuck enough oxygen without lungs
hypothetically, if they were as smart as dogs or trainable I'm guessing it would be cool except for the gaint webs he's gonna be shitting everywhere
>>680952640
Actually fuck him, I will just build a new one and start things anew. You can keep the metal thingy too.
>>680952047
we get little hails around here, even when it's warm
it really depends on updrafts high in the sky.
wat falls, gets blown back up where it's cold, freeze
ice ball falls, gets caught on more wind, tossed back up collects more water and freezes.
finally falls when the wind can no longer hold it up
i dont think it can hail when its below freezing out, because condensation doesnt happen in the atmosphere
>>680952146
I think you're wearing those wrong..
I let spiders hang around wherever. They eat a lot of bugs. No lizards, though
>>680952161
I'll just take that as a sign, among the other hints that you dont want no spiegel sparkle
>>680952259
Well, it IS
If you think about it, it definitely is. But weird is cool, and I like weird. It's interesting stuff
>>680952203
Insect size is determined by the amount of oxygen in the air, as they dont have lungs.
Spiders have chambers on their back that absorb oxygen. Technically, they could be man sized provided oxygen content was high enough
>>680952441
^
>>680952643
Ayyyy
>>680952782>>680952640
Wh-what do you mean..?? shouldn't we save him?
>>680952802
Weird is all up to perspective anyways I suppose n_n
>>680952802
i dont follow but peace man im going to bed
>>680952642
NTR = Netorare
It's akin to cuckold. Basically:
A loves B
B loves C
B and C elope while A is left on the sideline, usually aware of B and C's relationship.
>>680952926
Totally not weird to plow waifu's up the butt
It's the best way
>>680952941
Sweet nightmares, Tomo. Talk to you later
>>680952643
>>680952802
its wasn't about being realistic it was just about my pure disgust against spiders
>>680952259
I am not going to die as long as your
>burning love
is spending me warmth
>>680952802
>he's never worn tights or panty hose
>>680952926
It's the kind of thing he doesn't deserve me doing but I would anyway.
>>680952782
It wont be the same
>>680953096
I suppose that makes sense; Frankly it makes a lot of sense to hate spiders since they might be deadly. Better to hate them all for safety. I'm actually mortified of needles which makes no sense at all
>>680953192
>implying thats a bad thing
>>680953072
Haha if you say so o.o
>>680953096
Trust me I don't think it'll ever stop!
>>680953187
Hmm... I mean... Tsuzu still cares about you too you know..
>>680953053
ah i knew of that love triange format but not the name. thanks fam
>>680953522
I hope these legs will never stop
...
...
ah damn they stoped at the feet :(
>>680953522
I know, but I fucked his head so hard that nothing will be the same.
>>680953824
They won't if you don't stop asking haha n_n
>>680953825
maybe that's a good thing.. after all it clearly wasn't good.. the way it used to be that is.. or else you'd still be together you know?
>>680953609
Don't go calling every love triangle NTR.
NTR specifically centers around events, not the triangle itself. So those highschool dramas where two girls make cookies for the same neutron star is not NTR. When the neutron star picks only one and throws the other away, that is almost NTR. The neutron star fucking best girl in the clubroom while worst girl is returning from the bathroom and discovers the entanglement, that is NTR. The BEST NTR.
That being said, NTR is a less than shit tier fetish.
>>680953824
Pervert
>>680953825
That explains everything
I'm off to bed Sleep tight, waifu's
and sweet nightmares
>>680954440
Off by 4
>>680954041
I like to believe it could be good if I knew how everything would turn out and go back in time. No need for lewd RP between us and no need for overdramatic jealousy either.
>>680954041
yeah you can keep showing them to me but they are not infinite... which would be strange
but they have a great lenght to wrap around bodys!
>>680954204
you are just jealous
>>680954440
see you later spacecowboy
>>680954440
See you later!
>>680954560
Heh.. well you live and learn right? Tsuzu and I are pretty close and I see how all of that stuff could make it go haywire..
>>680954731
That's uh one use for them!
>>680954731
I wonder how does this image makes you feel.
>Homu
>>680954075
harem is best fetish
>>680954879
For what purpose?
Are you trying to impress me?
Don't you have a gymnastics instructor to suck off for teaching you that?
Holy fuck, Impractical must be your maiden name.
>maiden
Slut.
>>680954831
You are not wrong.
>>680955115
Is that a harem for ants?
>>680954831
well they are also great for cuddling!
But I can't come up with more uses
>>680954879
nothing
no reallly nothing special
>>680955226
Art is all about breaking standards my friend. Thats literally the only purpose I can think of but its a good one.
>>680955348
no just best image i had but was fucking tiny. on phone so everything looks tiny
>>680955389
>Art
I don't argue with art fags because they believe anything from ejaculate on rye to canned defecation is art.
>>680955249
Cheer up n_n you guys will be okay I'm sure of it!
>>680955388
How about walking..? Or apparently archery..
>>680955573
No excuses.
I'm on a mobile as well.
>>680955606
Confirmation here
I used to be in a school where we had casual conversation with major artfags because big ass workspace. Most of them openly admitted to us that they themselves thought their work was bullshit and all they had to do was make up some kind of abstract bullshit to tell the public. They made big money off their shit
>>680955633
>checked
well walking is a good option but archery
no
no need for that
>>680955796
Gehh....
I gotta stop using the mobile version of 4chan. I thought this was the full version.
My apologies for giving you shit over your image resolution.
>>680955947
And uhm.. hmm.. sports.. anyways there's a list is all I'm saying u_u
>why not archery?
>>680956117
well ok
but i am so leg addicted that I want them only for... you know having my time with them
>>680955388
Really? Those are some firm legs.
>>680955606
Then don't argue, but I think you can agree that image is incredibly aesthetic with an original and hard to copy position.
>>680955633
Im forced to accept your baningu rabu aren't I? >this feels grammatically incorrect
>>680956031
all good. i usually use my laptop but im drawing on it at the moment
>>680956335
What does that consist of haha n_n
>>680956458
It's not even a choice.
>You got it right though.
>>680956458
Incredibly unnecessary and trying to hard is how I would describe it.
>>680956660
Its hilarious remembering that back then he said he "wouldn't leave Yuu because of what happened to me". When I didn't know that it was an alter ego those words hurt, now that the truth was revealed im not sure if I should laugh or bash my head against the closest wall.
>>680956660
well... you know mostly adult stuff
ask akiko about our talk earlier
>>680956784
Yes its trying hard, but I don't see that as an insult since each person is only able to try hard in x activities. The creativity deserves merit too.
>>680957145
I mean.. hmm. let's talk in skype okay..?
>>680957146
You my friend are one kinky person. I like that about you. Don't change okay? :)
Dank memes because why not.
>>680957634
What? Who be posting my story?
>>680957415
well yeah I am
I am a needy person
Not having a girlfriend anymore is somewhat...
well you need to take care of your own... stuff now so its meh
Tatsuta Claimed
>>680957763
!!!
>>680957987
Hey there Tats, anything new? Did you sleep well?
Tenryuu claimed
>>680958139
No.
