freklz go to bed
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freklz go to bed
I am too tired
My head hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzoVQ1_Fidw
>>680937115
Go to sleep. You've been up too long
hilted it
aww yiss
Impressive.
>>680937294
wait is kite a mouse?
I didnt know that part yet you CUCK
>>680937607
Not done with Eliza yet.
>>680937681
Ossum
>>680937681
The XL chance you got?
Congrats.
>>680937795
yeah man it's like that book with the witches
hurry up and finish faggot so i can rage some more.
>>680937837
yes, it is massive
>>680937958
how long did it take for you to stretch that big?
>>680937837
>>680937958
xl chance? How big?
>>680937681
Goddamn, and here I am still working on a medium. How do you get past the bend after the inner sphincter?
>>680937816
can i see your genius
I don't get the deal with huge toys.
It doesn't seem fun to hit the back of your teeth with each bounce
>>680938170
https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0453/78/1417236167891.jpg
Like 4 soda cans long and wider.
>>680938055
girth wasn't really an issue since I have knots/plugs that wide and it's in soft firmness
>>680938170
this big
>>680938320
it just happens I guess, I use LOTS of lube, at least a syringe full in a session.
>>680938439
feelsgoodman
>>680938525
>>680938457
That's rather intimidating
>>680938439
I'm trying to wrap my head around that
>>680938525
I'd pay to see you bottom all them toys out.
>>680938525
Well if hitting what ever you ate last night feels good, more power to you.
>>680938411
Sadly, I am but a average man who turned his back on his genius lineage to pursue the fancy of the arts.
>>680938525
how wide can you stretch girthwise before holding in farts and such become hard or undooable
>>680938525
I'll really have to work on that when I can.. lube.. And I've so far made do with water. Gah.
I love my large gryphon though. The knot. Hngh.
>>680938735
this
i meant show me your penis
>>680938816
I find out it helps you control it better.
>>680938694
that's what makes it sexy :)
>>680938735
how much are we talkin here
>>680938741
I don't hit anything since I always clean thoroughly before toying
>>680938816
I have never had a problem with that
>>680938823
do not use just water what the fuck
>>680939044
Nigga I ain't letting anyone find a container of lube let alone enough a giant cock. Clandestine.
>>680939044
$50
>>680939143
So then where do you keep your giant cock?
>>680939201
>>680939044
livestream it im interested too but im broke af
>>680939143
what is so bad about having a bottle of lube
>>680939201
yeah nah, add a couple more 0's on the end of that
>>680938841
I'm sure someone saved it from the last time I posted it.
>>680939309
i'm not paying for you.
go shove things in your but and i'll pay to see it.
>>680939400
even one more zero is too much.
well next time i suppose.
>>680939272
In a box inside of another box without label in the furthest corner of closet in a backpack. Sue me, I don't wish to explain something to someone else. :V
>>680939400
The lack of people who don't know better.
>>680939483
dude what kind of things would work i dont have any toys
>>680939619
Awwwwwww....
I wanted a snarkier answer, I'll defiantly sue you now v:
>>680939642
You can borrow my fishing rod, or my penis.
>>680939448
we can proceed without it, thats ok too
second thought i would need to recompense in some fashion, maybe i can post my butt after i get waxed come summer
>>680939841
I am unfortunately a person of little words. That said, at least sue me with dick or something.
Maybe.
gonna sleep, later figs
>>680940034
Penis for penis, butt for butt.
>>680939955
ill take the latter
>>680938948
You wouldn't subject me to that would you?
>>680939400
alright, how about $50.00?
>>680940138
>>680940065
bye qt
>>680940050
You seem more like a little person
I wouldn't dare sue you with penis, now if there were some tasty substances....
>>680940297
He would.
>>680940384
Nice sergal.
Little person? Only if you consider height. 5'9", manlet for life. Feels weird man.
What kind of substances? I'm unfortunately going to be running short on time in about fouty minutes.
>>680940335
Your choice.
How do you faggots always gather so quickly to start the circlejerk?
A random ass image related to an animal + random text = Gathering of autists and furfags?
>>680940665
>>680940733 cross thread just points us here fam
>>680940733
summerfags always keeping it loaded...
>>680939642
my penis would work. how much is your ass worth?
>>680940297
To which one? stretching your ass? or the toys?
>>680940333
I'm done with negotiations
>>680941096
the xl chance
>>680941096
well how much do you value young virgin ass?
Awoo
Fuck me in the bushes
>>680940826
Are you sure about that choice?
>>680941220
tree fiddy
>>680941260
I don't have any gfur to post becus I'm a primarily straight male who ha bisexual interests. I have pics of my dick, which I must have inherited from a horse. That's all I have though.
>>680941442
dun deal
>>680941497
brag about it some more would ya
I love everyone of you.
>>680941178
Well no, why would you want me to force you to take it?
Where's the love and devotion in that?
>>680941220
Ask Nibi, he values it greatly.
Me not so much, they cry and complain and the sex never lasts long.
>>680941566
What else am I supposed to do while trying to fall asleep at 530 am.
>>680941556
>>680941613
Even Snarf?
>>680941556
I want to kiss those feet.
>>680941640
virgin doesnt mean unprepared i can take a hefty load
>>680941712
>>680941654
No thanks to both.
>>680941379
idk
>>680941712
that's kinda weird dude, you don't know where those feet have been
>>680941862
Hopefully in and around my mouth
>>680941815
Hit me up on Skype again, I'll send a dick pic.
>>680941613
*smooch*
>>680942013
How bigs dat Dick
>>680941613
What you love best about me Wolfie?
>>680941782
That remains to be seen. what toys have you got?
>>680941862
Hello
>>680941862
Not really, even if >>680941984 is not me. Heheh.
>>680941505
And you were just ensnared in a deal with the loch ness monster. Never accept an offer of tree fiddy
>>680941640
How caring of you
>>680941685
He's volunteering for you
>>680942174
Drooling while watching your amazing tigers
>>680942013
send one my way too
>>680941862
yo
>>680942174
just household things waterbottles biggest i got
>>680941984
I think your answer is right here
>>680941783
>>680942174
Hey, how's it going?
>>680942175
To each their own I guess, idk
>>680942303
Hey badg, how's it been?
>>680942133
Not big.
>>680942232
Still not Frank butt.
>>680942018
>nothing like drinking alcohol with the sweet scent of plastic
>>680942018
I want one of these
>>680942418
Hungover.
You?
>>680942521
My ass is quite subpar. Not worth adding to your collection
>>680942796
I finally got to use my new bad dragon toy. it was quite a fun adventure. Any occasion for the drinking before or just because it's the weekend?
>>680943085
You took it very well too.
>>680943180
Got to watch?
>>680942237
Mouth or dick drool?
It matter to me which.
>>680942338
which one? some are quite small.
>>680942418
Good and ok.
Golf was fun, hurt my sholder.
how about you?
>>680943180
Well with enough practice I will be able to take the full thing next time.
>>680943281
Of course
>>680943306
Good boy
>>680943294
Both.
gotta peace yall. have a wonderful morning/day !
>>680943294
How did you hurt your shoulder golfing?
I'm doing okay, finally got to use my kelvin. I only got down to the second ridge past the head I think.
>>680943392
well anything for you~
>>680943631
Great, you're all prepped for tiger cock.
Where do you want it?
>>680943722
I think i just overused some muscles when swinging. so it should stop hurting soon.
Kelvin, is a very angled dong you know.
>>680943085
My brother's birthday party.
>>680943840
well, what does that have to do with it? if anything wouldn't that help me in the future?
>>680943872
ah nice, how did that go? How old is he?
>>680943663
Night.
>>680943949
I'm just saying, most people go for smooth.
Do you like it?
>>680943840
In the mouth. Thanks.
My ass is too small for dat kinda stuff.
>>680944083
Well it's not my first dildo. Not to mention I love the ridges, I'm honestly suprised it fit in me though. The thing is massive.
>>680943949
It was ok, though I shouldn't have drunk as much as I did. He's 35 now.
>>680944139
Can i go between your mouth and ass at will?
Will you be my dirty doggy?
>>680944171
Butts can stretch a lot. it just different then it goes in.
>>680944414
Well I could tell that you should have calmed down by the fact you had a hangover. I would ask you what was happening at it, but considering you have a hangover chances are you were black out drunk.
>>680944736
apparently so, what surprised me is I didn't need to stretch before hand. The toy basically did it for me.
>>680944737
It was just listening to music, going to sauna, generally talking. Nothing special.
>>680944861
Natural butt slut you are then :P
>>680937297
Lol that's some soo line shit!
>>680943294
Sorry ISP decided to shut my internet off for 20 minutes fuck comcast, uhh idk poland springs, im sure your not much bigger than that
>>680944943
He's my butt slut.
>>680944918
>going to sauna
is that normal over there for a birthday party?
>>680944943
I'm pretty positive that it was the softness of the toy considering that I have a much smaller but stiffer dildo that hurt when I tried to put the head of it in before.
What do yall do while waiting for conversation in this thread, yall slow ass typers xD
>>680945180
Uhh, yeah?
bros being bros
Goodnight, slllllllllllllluts.
>>680945317
You dump porn.
>>680945388
Where do you live where going to the sauna for a birthday is normal? Korea? Uzbekistan?
>>680945446
Good night
>>680945446
k babe
>>680945446
gnight
>>680945663
>that character
why is there so much weird shit of him?
>>680945388
In america we just have cake, presents, and gifts. Drinking is okay, but getting plastered unless everyone else is getting drunk to the same level is quite frowned upon.
>>680945715
what the fuck i havent seen that image before, idk i just save what i like, dont pay attention to much
>>680945021
That's quite large, you do the top or bottom first?
>>680945174
You can't own people anymore. you had a war about that remember?
>>680945180
That's strange, maybe your still adjusting, or nervous?
>>680945317
I'm playing games. what are youy doing?
>>680945788
I seem to have accidentally built a collection of this guy somehow, and there's some weird stuff
>>680945886
I am usually top, but would like to try bottom, and i was watching YT and streams but since it s 630 am nobodys posting, and i beat DS3 so im outta games
>>680945584
Finland.
>>680945726
Yeah, pretty normal.
>>680945886
Yes and my family was in the South.
Didn't fight but where doctors.
>>680945995
advice on nameless king pls?
>>680946038
Did not know that. That's neat
>>680946038
are saunas as gay fested as they are perceived, i would like to try one but im not about to be fucked by the guy in there
>>680946099
Human pine resin for him, and lightning for his mount, and just stay close, wait until he does his 4 hit combo and hit once, his pattern is easy its just such a little opening it takes forever to beat, worst case summon
>>680945886
maybe I was at the time yea, idk.
and it's a consensual owner ship between us, so yes he can.
>>680946038
sauna is certainly a new one to me honestly.
>>680946261
I just had trouble finding what buff was strong against him, will try human pine resin now, thanks
>>680946428
the ending you have to choose to save you son or nuke Boston, sorry for spoiling it but i had to tell you :)
>>680946556
>DS is set in boston
That would explain so much about the people I have to deal with at my job.
So have played a trumpet since 6th grade to 9th grade as music experience, am thinking about picking up a guitar, any recommendations on good, but cheep ones im tough on cash ATM
>>680946660
LOL
remember that fake ending for fallout, everyone got so butthurt that that would be the ending
>>680946670
if you were to get a guitar could you play wonderwall?
>>680946556
oh no :O
>>680946718
probably would have been better than the actual ending
>>680946787
probably isnt it like 3 chords, plus its in the genre i like, so it would probably be easy
>>680946718
I didn't even know about that. I didn't care much about the hype since I knew I wouldn't get to play it.
>>680946787
You don't understand how much anger you just made enter my soul.
>>680946787
if you were a wonderwall could you play to get guitar?
>>680946825
which ending did you pick, i sided with the institute just purely from the feels, and i was hoping that the institute synths would end up getting that GEN 3 upgrade they kept telling you would happen, although next playthrough i am gonna side with the brotherhood, they are usually my goto in the past games
>>680946886
oh yea everyone on 4chan ifunny twitter you name it were shitposting it, i had an early copy so i knew it was BS but nonetheless it was funny
>>680946875
just as a note, if you do decide to play it there is a good chunk of people who might just classify you as "That douche who plays guitar for (x) reason"
>>680946875
didn't seem that hard from what I've seen. The singing is the hard part
>>680946886
just some cheeky banter
>>680946930
makes you think
>>680946970
the game made me want to die, so I only played a few hours
>>680946670
Pick up violin or cello. Violin's pretty easy to play. Cello I don't have experience.
>>680947079
i am a huge rock fan, i like all kinds of guitar songs though which is why i wanna play it, i would love to play like billy joel or play like foreigner
>>680947055
You gotta love when the internet has a shit storm about something over rumor.
>>680947082
I don't know what it is but I hate that song with a fiery passion.
>>680945995
What are you doing up at 6:30am? go sleep or have breakfast.
>>680946040
damn, being a doctor back then would've been so unreal. no painkillers all saw.
>>680946174
Not really, gotta find the mens only saunas
>>680946373
Well as long as it's consensual.
Luc get the cuffs and muzzle!.
>>680946556
:)
>>680946670
2nd hand.
>>680947207
how come on of those, im not to big into orchestra music, more of a rock fanboy
>>680947238
have you listened to it a lot when you were younger?
>>680947271
well i am up at 630 because i have school tommorow and if i went to bed now i would be fucked, so i have to stay up for like 36 hours today :P
>>680947271
I'm more then aware.
And he's getting tied up as soon as possible.
>>680947218
I am too, but that song is overplayed by every asshole who thinks they are amazing at guitar because they can play it. The song itself isn't bad, the douchebag cult following it has is however.
>>680947271
well I think he prefers rope and ball gag, but sure why not?
>>680947347
No I just feel it is nowhere near as good as everyone says it is and they praise it like it's the best song in the world. Or at least they did when it was popular.
>>680947278
The violin just comes from my personal experience. It's a pretty easy instrument to learn. Cello comes from personal preference. It just produces a beautiful sound when played well. Piano's also not a bad choice
>>680947524
Which one billy joel or foreigner, i mean my love extends all ways, bowies great creedence clearwater is bae, acdc led zepplin, basically anyhting that isnt heavy metal and has a good riff and guitar solo
Night everyone!
>>680947696
Good night
>>680947622
Im not ambidextrous enought to play piano, we had one but we gave it away i cant even rub my stomache and pat my head at the same time, never mind play two different melodys on different hands at the same time
>>680947696
GN bae
>>680947696
bad night
>>680947696
gnight!
>>680947696
night
>>680947696
more like good morning
Okay so i bought DS3 right, but i decided to bundle it with the steam controller becasue im basically valves bitch, im tryin to get a vive but i digress, the thing while gaming is ehh i prefer xbone controller holy shit it is amazing browsing the internet, i can do everything type use the mouse scroll and it feels fluent, if for anything get it to lay back and browse without having to use a keyboard and mouse
>>680947733
Understandable, I had no talent at piano myself. I sorta got shoehorned into playing violin. My mom in 3rd grade demanded I learn how to play an instrument, no brass, precussion or woodwind. Had no talent with piano, school ran out of 1/4 cellos to loan out, left me a nice violin to pick up
>>680947365
Congrats you are silly. why do this to youself?
>>680947369
Take photos as blackmail!
>>680947524
as long as your immobile :)
>>680947696
Night!
>>680948191
because i had a week off and staying up a little later every day and now this
>>680948072
thats cool i guess at least you learned rythm and beats which is the most important thing in music to learn
anyway brb all gonna get a dunkin coffie bb in 10 minutes
>>680948339
I wonder how bad I am with violin now, I haven't played since high school
>>680948603
if i had to guess you've forgotten everything by now
>>680948339
Well don't be brain dead i suppose.
>>680948860
I still know how to most musical notation and I remember finger positions in first position. Third and fourth positions are the only thing I don't remember much of
what's happening
>>680949202
how about the execution side of things?
>>680949292
I revealed I was a colossal faggot for playing violin
>>680949363
That's probably an issue, I'd only know the approximate finger position so I'd constantly be flat or sharp. Tuning would also be an issue, I broke a ton of strings when I was younger, I'd probably break a shit ton now if I picked it up again.
Im back everyone took a bit longer than expected because i went there took my order reached for my wallet and it was back home so i had to drive back and go all the way there again to pay for my food :P i need sleep
>>680949540
we already knew that didn't we?
>>680949292
bored as hell
>>680949540
violins are hot you should pick it up again
>>680949619
play nerd games then :^)
>>680949619
can I be part of the bored club?
how was your interview?
>>680949600
Not colossal though
>>680949619
I actually really want to learn how to play cello, it was always my first pick of instrument.
>>680949892
now you're one of us
>>680949689
i can't I have a project I need to do and playing videogames makes me feel bad about not doing it
>>680949719
you can welcome to the club. It was normal I guess? Didnt get the job I think
>>680949892
how about the saxophone?
>>680949993
what makes you think that?
cool, what do we do in thus club?
>>680949979
Some homos are more homo than others
>>680949993
I've never really liked the sound of brass instruments. Tuba and Sousaphone being the primary offenders
>>680950113
you are one of us big homos now though
>>680950113
>>680950189
what qualifies as a big homo
>>680950113
I take offense to that frank
>>680950079
they said they'd reply to me the next day which they didnt.
In this club we mainly just browse g/fur while listening to music and looking out the window occasionally
>>680950113
so you're not into jazz?
>>680950337
subway took 3 weeks to reply to me, to then turn me down, keep hope
>>680950465
the thing is theres a training day next week so if I dont get it before that day im pretty sure i didnt get it
new
>>680950550
>>680950550
>>680950268
I haven't thought that far ahead
>>680950337
you never know
I've got two of those down, but I only see black out my window
