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>>680935800
Stop posting this shit thread every night at the same time you gigantic faggot OP
>>680936598
Feel free to link me to the one you're referring to
Ive been cheating nonstop on csgo.
i'm global elite, still i cheat even in casual.
Don't feel bad about it either.
>>680936697
You're in it right now you dumb nigger, you post this exact thread every night.
>>680936857
Really? Because this is the first one I've ever posted and only made it because our last one hit it's post cap.
>>680935956
You're the femanon?
>>680936961
no point pretending when its literally the same pic, same thread every night at this time.
You are the cancer that killed the fun this place used to be.
>>680937081
Yus! Also OP pretty sad no one made another thread before it 404'd (that I could see at least)
>>680937148
You do know other anons use the same pic right?
I shit in my shoes then wear them all day.
When I was about 19/20 I went to a taxi depot to get a cab home, one of those already waiting was a middle aged guy who drank at the same bar I did, he asked if I wanted to share and I agreed. He got in the back, I rode shotgun. He was drinking a cup of hot chocolate from a vending machine. At a red light the driver looked over his shoulder and said "if you spill that I'll beat the fuck out of you" very calmly & politely the guy replied "I beg your pardon?", the driver repeated himself, car gets tense. As the cab pulled away from the lights the guy in the back reached between me & the driver and poured the remainder of his drink over the gearstick/handbrake. Furious driver emergency stopped and screamed about growth guy was a cunt and he was going to kill him, as he reached to undo his seat belt there were three shots... Back seat guy had a big, silver Ruger revolver in his hand and had just put three through the driver from behind, he got out, opened the driver's door & put the remaining three into his chest. Still dead calm, he emptied the shelks into his hand, then to his coat pocket, reloaded from individual rounds from the opposite pocket looked at me and said " I'd run if I were you Anon, police will be coming.. And if you ever speak of this...You'll get the same as he did" he smiled and walked away, cooly, calmly and slowly. I ran like fuck in a random direction until I couldn't breathe any more. Shooting was put down to sectarian murder, nobody ever charged. I saw the guy at least weekly for twenty odd years after, never shared a taxi again. He died at Christmas, cancer.
Loli femnon is going to go make burgers, we'll see how this thread goes
When I was 5-6 years old (currently 22), my mother would babysit her friend's children.
There was a girl who was a year older than me, and another girl who was likely about 14 at the time.
These are some of my earliest memories. We lived out in the country side, and had a massive backyard with old vehicles.
The 14 year old girl showed me her ass and made me kiss it on the cheek.
The 6-7 year old girl and I would play outside. I remember we did strange things... like shit outside, explore the backyard, we would make out. I remember she told my mom that she was my girlfriend. She would sleep over sometimes. We would sleep in the same bed.
One night in particular she explained to me that poor people who wanted to get married but can't afford it, they touch their genitals. When I was 5-6 years old, I stuck my dick in her.
Later something happened, and my mom never babysit her again. I do not remember what happened, but now I can only assume that the older sister told her to do it and or the younger one told her mother (who then told my mother).
Today, I am a 22 year old socially awkward college student, who is not even sure if I am considered a virgin. The girl today is trailer trash, and has 3-4 interracial children.
>>680937751
1 angry man
>>680938444
chckd
>>680938444 checked
This thread again?
>>680938639
again? thread has never died
>>680938444
Never showed a trace of anger through the whole incident, dead calm, even vaguely amused. Made it a lot more disconcerting than it would have been if he were in a rage.
>>680936842
Same here, but in gta
>>680938639
Of course, was mainly to bring in the anons from last thread but it seems like mine isn't bumping enough, oh well
I want to kill myself but my parents treated me so well during my childhood and spoiled me and educated me and raised me so well. My brother died a horrible, HORRIBLE fucking death in the very room that I sleep in now and I can't stop imaging and thinking about it and it makes me so depressed. My older brother was literally the golden child, he was 10x more attractive, 10x more intelligent, he had a new gf every single week, he was literally so much better than I ever was; I was the fucking runt retard son of the family my entire life. I can't stand how well they raised me and I'm still a fucking loser. I can't kill myself as long as my parents are alive because I can't bear the pain of them losing their last son. All I ever wanted to do since I was 8 years old was join the military and die honorably in a major war, but my brother's accident prevented me from finishing signing the papers that would lead me into the Army and there aren't even any fucking good wars to fight in. Now I go through life depressed as fuck and any kind of progress I make is so unfulfilling and painful and has no fucking meaning. I'm a buff, attractive loser and I just want to fucking die and I can't. I just want some nigger to kill me and rob me on the street, maybe my parents won't feel as bad if I were to just kill myself.
I'm fighting my way through the seventh circle of heck.
I smear melted chocolate on toilet seats in public bathrooms
>>680935956
Oh, hey!!
We missed your fatty man tits!!
>>680939330
kek always a negative nelly in the crowd, how you doing anon?
>>680936598
Stop calling me a "faggot" please?
i've never liked a krabby patty
>>680937487
lol
>>680939393
I'm doing fine FMT. Just living in hope of seeing those chest bumps. Gives my life a purpose you know
>>680939461
Why would I take offense to being called a faggot? let's face it, we're all faggot in some anons eyes
>>680939011
It sounds like you've seen a lot man...but can you see why kids like the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
>>680939608
Wait you weren't in the last thread? Here you go pumpkin, only showing bra and tits from birds eye view, sorry I didn't' deliver last night was just so put out by the negativeness.
(mind you from last thread, will update if you really need me to)
>>680939692
actually... yeah... my only fucking accomplishment in life..........
cinnamon toast crunch is amazing, but it only relieves my depression temporarily
Posting secrets on /b/ seems kind of redundant... I got punched in the face trying to get between a douchebag and a hot chick once, pretty embarrassing.
>>680935800
I want to start taking female hormones, never have and never will feel like a man
>>680939785
I came here tonight to heckle you for tits, and you deliver in 5 minutes??
You kind of ruined my night.. What do now?
I wouldn't refuse an update however
>>680939840
Damn anon that sucks, I've was assaulted because I defending a female friend, sucked ass but at least I know I did the right thing.
>>680939801
The thought that keeps me alive every month (near rent day) is that I'm a smart, white, american, male, adult living in the USA in Los Angeles in 2015.....shit could only get worse...think about life in those terms and you're set
>>680939785
still a man.
>dodgy as fuck indeed you fucking neckbeard.
I farted in my office and denied it.
>>680940080
Guess what, it's 2016!!
>>680940015
Pft anon I know the deal when it comes to hearing 'wait you're a femnon' on /b/ it's a trigger, you want evidence even if they never begged for attention. Gimme a sec and I'll update
>>680940173
What would you rather anon? I'm only going to take picture with a bra on and saly I only have the phone as a camera.
>>680939785
can I ask, at what point of time did you become a lolicon?
Lost my virginity at 12 to my dog, hurt like hell the first time so it took a few months before I let him have me again. This went on for 4 years on a regular basis usually 3-4 times a week until I got my first boyfriend, I've not done it since. Hubby has no clue.
I make fake accounts at online-dating-sites and convince guys to rub their genitals with shit
pic related
>>680940527
Tits or GTFO
>>680940015
>>680940173
here you go anons
>>680940426
About a month or 2 ago, was one of those faggots that felt all lolifriends were actual child molesters, heard their point of view, save a few pics and here I am.
>>680940559
That's fucking brilliant. You Anon, are a pure genius
>>680935956
Hey, nice to see you back.
Can you give us some details about your sexual life? at what age was your first time? at what age was your first gay experience? whats the most whorish shit you have done? (being on a MMF, fucking 2 different guys the same day, etc)
Also, your fetish involves someone else molesting a child, or you doing it?
>>680940599
Cock or GTFO
>>680940527
Man that must have hurt, I can see the appeal but I'd never nor have I ever let a dog fuck me. Care for story time of your first time?
bifag here, when I was in college, 19-20yo, i had a secret relationship with one of my friend's 13yo brother
>>680940693
and it works, a lot of guys will do everything to get pussy
>>680940907
You should make your own thread, screenshot that shit. I've never seen such a simple and effective way to get keks
>>680940833
No time ATM, I will later once the house is empty.
>>680940559
Can't think of a better way to spend your free time
>>680940622
nice dubs
btw good to know we're growing numbers.
>>680940622
>24/04/2016.
Only men write dates like that.
Confirmed for fucking virgin euro neckbeard.
>>680940714
Oooo fun (also yay a fan)
Sexual life hasn't been all that much, before being with the bf of 6 years I was a kiss/blow job and finger girl, go figure since I hopped to boy to boy I was known as the year slut yet never dressed as one and have only had sex with 3 men including (age 13 never broke my hymen, age 15 hymen broken and age 18 boyfriend of 6 years)
>first gay experience
I think you mean my only gay experience, sadly I was and still am really shy so my first and only sexual lesbian kiss was at age 13
>whoreish
I guess was when I had two guys on me, 1 kissing me from the front the other fingering me from behind, I was 12-13 at the time, shame it never went anywhere
>fetish
Me. Overall even if it involved another person the main one would be me touching the little loli.
>>680935800
I once... This is embarrassing...
I once actually gave a fuck
>>680940833
you got a noice collection btw.
since you became a lolicon bc of child molesting lolifriends do you think pedophilia is okay?
had a 12 year old GF when I was 21.
it was alright.
>>680941064
I`ll make a thread in a few days
>>680941066
Feel free hopefully the thread will not have 404'd
>>680937148
This place was always bad dumbass
The only thing that's changing
>more people from soc making gringy things like this and posting ROUTINE
>>680941228
>>680941174
Agreed lolifriend, haven't told anyone irl about my fetish but no doubt it'll come up at some point, even if it just is with the bf and Star
>>680941228
Wait wait what? I'm Aussie friend I just write what the current time and date is
>>680941377
Can't wait.
What would you say your success ratio is on obtaining shit like this?
>>680941319
Pft just vent anon, no harm done just tell us
first time I had sex was when I was 13 and it was with my uncle I liked it so much every time he had a bath I sneak in and sucked his dick we had sex for 4 years nearly everyday until one night he didn't have a condom but we had sex anyway but I got pregnant and I got an a abortion he said to me sweetheart I love you but I think we shouldn't have sex anymore I cried and cried
I've been collecting used little girl panties for around 4 years now.
I go to rummage sales all over and buy little girl clothes. When I get home I get rid of everything but the panties.
Pic related. I'm in the bathroom right now but I could take a time stamped photo if you don't believe me.
>>680941579
thats because Australia is a cesspool of descendants of British degenerates and rapists.
makes sense you'd write is the yuropoor style.
>fucking criminals.
>>680941333
Thanks for the compliment and honestly as for touching an irl kid, only and I mean ONLY if they initiate it or ask about it. Children experiment, I'd never encourage someone to take charge and assume but if the unthinkable did happen and a child ask, no harm done (I really don't believe in statutory rape)
>>680941674
hey look, another pedofaggot pretending to be a girl and posting his filthy fantasies for everyone to see.
>whats wrong with this world?
>>680941509
>star
good taste, anon
...so are you bi? but you prefer little girls right?
>>680941710
Anon, what are you trying to prove? Australia is from British criminals, what's your point?
>I watched my best friends dad hit his wife multiple times when I stayed over at his house and never told anyone
I'm not talking about one punch here, I'm talking full beat down. He also did it to his second son too
>>680941237
>Me. Overall even if it involved another person the main one would be me touching the little loli.
Fuck, thats hot.
And really? just kissing and fingering? why didnt you let them go for it? im pretty sure you 3 wanted it.
If you are really into it, why dont you just do it? my gf was on the same boat as you (always been bi-curious, never had the chance to do anything sexual with another girl) so i just let her go for it.
It was pretty exciting and funny, she took another girl home while i was right next to the bedroom, when she was done with her she told her i was listening them.
>>680941237
Interesting. So, you're straight but you want to touch little girls. Any clue as to why? You think it was because you were young when you first became sexual?
>>680941792
Ok I'm a guy but that story still happen to me apart from the getting pregnant thing of course
>>680941620
depending on how convincing you can be.
4 of 10 maybe.
>>680941849
She was my inspiration to lolicon to be honest. The boy and I watched it and I just essentially found a sexual attraction from there you know? Thank for the compliment though! I plan to cosplay her at some stage along with Fiona from Adventure Time, though for Star I'd have to wear contact for blue eyes.
>>680936842
piece of shit
yeah this thread got derailed by scat fetishists and lolicons
I'm really fucking depressed and expressing that shit was difficult for me to do, I don't even like to talk about it really and it's starting to affect me normally... but I guess that's what I get for using 4chan as my help and scapegoat.
I fucking hate all you degenerates, btw I used to like loli shit for like a year, but I deleted it because children aren't even fucking attractive, have you even seen one? they smell like shit, they are retarded, annoying, expensive, environmental disasters and not attractive in any way, fuck all of you morons.
i may be a loser, but you faggots take the cake, you literally belong in a concentration camp you kike ass jews
>>680941849
Oh and yes I do like girls, have ever since I remember (age 4-5 was when it first hit) sorry I'm slightly tipsy/drunk
>>680942239
>I'm slightly tipsy/drunk
dude, you have the same fucking answers and conversations every night. you're even fucking "tipsy" every fucking night.
you need some acting classes faggot.
>>680941710
you realise that Americans are descendants of British "settlers" who killed almost all of the natives and is the most notorious western country involved in the slave trade.
also only petty criminals were sent to Australia, serious criminals such as murderers, rapists etc. were kept in Britain.
>check your facts you casual
>>680941788
Completely agree with you.
I dont get people saying "b-but kinds are unable to enjoy/ask for sex..." its like they completely forgot how horny and crazy we all were for sex when we were kinds (lets say, 10/11yo+)
As for younger kids and/or toddlers being raped and forced and such, thats a different whole thing.
>>680942194
Kill yourself you fucking loser lol
In just here for the loli tbh. You have good stuff.
>>680941682
>unused
level up m80
unused panties have NO VALUE!
>>680942009
>let them go for it
Fuck yes! I was horny as shit when I was younger! Would have gone the whole way no doubt but I got grounded the night later.
>why not just do it
I'd never take a child without them willing. If a little girl or boy (I'd settle) randomly hopped on me and asked for a fuck I dunno honestly if I'd say no...
>you let her
Ugh I'm jelly. apparently the boyfriend would go for it but I'm not sure. I'm VERY scared of STIS so while I might be into it at the moment I'd be prettified the moment later. Then again a loli would probably be untouched... I dunno. Maybe. The boy doesn't approve of the younger ones and like I said, the child would need to be willing.
>she took her
I'd do that in a heart beat if my boyfriend was willing and so was the kid... I'd say keep pics next time but that's illegal
>>680942598
>Unused
>>680937751
this is a old copy past
>>680942055
>straight
Oh no, I've always and I mean always since age 4-5 been attracted to other girls. I'd give any amount of money to be taken by a dominant woman. I'd also love to take a loli and be the dominant one
I have 1,438 hours logged into Skyrim. I stopped to play fallout 4 but got bored with it and went back to Skyrim.
Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>680942428
Stay mad anon, I gave you tit pics, you wanna be cranky you can be, hope you have a good night though
>>680942487
>its like they completely forgot how horny and crazy we all were for sex when we were kinds (lets say, 10/11yo+)
Totally agree.
I was into anal when I was 6 (used to be sensitive 'there' but discovered genital few years after)
>>680942645
whats wrong with you?
>>680942487
>toddlers and younger
Hence why I love consensual lolis, glad that you have taste anon!
i want to be a sex slave for a cute asian woman
>>680942927
Nothing?
What's wrong with having a panty fetish?
>>680942194
>lolicons
Actually I'm OP, I made this thread to continue on from the one that 404'd.
>I was but deleted
Each to their own anon but yeah honestly I get off on lolis, not real kids unless I ever come across a willing one irl until then it's all fantasy.
>>680942194
>yeah this thread got derailed by scat fetishists and lolicons
gb2reddit piece u of shit.
and go post your shit on /r/normalfaggot
>I'm really fucking depressed and expressing that shit was difficult for me to do, I don't even like to talk about it really and it's starting to affect me normally... but I guess that's what I get for using 4chan as my help and scapegoat.
feelings.zip << into recycle bin
>I fucking hate all you degenerates, btw I used to like loli shit for like a year, but I deleted it because children aren't even fucking attractive, have you even seen one? they smell like shit, they are retarded, annoying, expensive, environmental disasters and not attractive in any way, fuck all of you morons.
3DPD is not equal to 2DDFC
>i may be a loser, but you faggots take the cake, you literally belong in a concentration camp you kike ass jews
gb2 >>>/pol/
>>680942870
You should post more loli. There isn't a loli thread up atm unfortunately.
>>680942645
how tf do you make it out with the panties wtaf?
>>680942619
I think you misunderstood, i let her have sex with another woman (which seemed a little younger than her but still 20yo+)
She, sadly, doesnt share your loli fetish.
>Would have gone the whole way no doubt but I got grounded the night later.
lol, did your parents find out?
Are you more into little girls or little boys?
If your bf was into it, would you let him join you? lets say, let him fuck a younger girl while you are watching, or let another kid and your bf double-team you?
Sorry for all the questions, its just exciting to know a girl who shares some of your fetish.
>>680943028
nothing inherently wrong, but it gets wrong when you're collecting used panties of children you degenerate.
>>680943176
Cooking dinner atm but shall be back very soon after preparing
I think the first time I started liking lolicon was 4 years ago my 12 year old niece has had a crush on me ever since I can remember one night I was babysitting her I thought she was asleep so I had a couple drinks and then she came out practically naked she was telling me how much she loves me and that she wanted me to be her first kiss i sat her down and told her she is a young and beautiful girl and she should wait for that special guy I picked her up and took her to bed she wraps her arms around my neck and look into my eyes and then it hit me
>>680942645
Good start. don't they smell sweet?
i like to dress up pretty and ride dildos on webcam for men so guess im like 75% of /b never had any real sex with men
>>680943195
I just said I buy little girl clothes along with the panties and only end up keeping the panties when I get home.
>>680943360
Would you rather have me fap to CP or something? I'm trying to stay well within the boundary of the law, stop getting so upset.
>>680943423
No since only one pair out of maybe 200-300 were unwashed. That pair has been washed as well now because I came into them like 5 times.
>>680943494
are you guy or girl? bc idk about you but if i was selling my daughters old clothes i would find it very fucking odd if i was selling it to a guy and he was buying the panties.
This thread is literally cancer. It's basically supporting pedophiles and people with are playing into their fantasies.
>>680943639
cancer is my fetish :^)
>>680943628
Anon are you drunk? Are you slow? I just said TWICE now that I buy them WITH clothing. How is someone in their mid-20s buying young girl clothing at a rummage sale suspicious at all?
It's not like I'm going up to them with 5 pairs of panties and nothing else. I'll have pants, a skirt or two, some shirts and some panties.
>>680943639
Does this upset you anon?
>>680943751
EVEN with fucking clothing that sounds suspicious like jesus. just my opinion anon
>>680943821
No, infact it makes me feel better about myself, because now I know there are people who are more fucked in the head than I am.
>>680943639
>stop liking your fantasies because because
Dropped.
You are the cancer. Everyone has sexual fantasies, noscope360, killing spree etc. UNLESS you are buddha.
KYS
my fantasy is killing you right now with cement enema while I drip 90% acid all over your body slowly killing you and if you ever pass out I'll give you adrenaline shots
>>680943936
Haha well said
>>680943259
Ah very hot then
and yeah nah my mother just grounded me since I wasn't home in time for my curfew
I'm into little girls more than boys
>if he fucked her
No I'd honestly need to be the center of attention, he could get off to me fucking her or he could fuck her while she ate me out but I would need to be pleasured nonstop
It's ok to be into it anon, as you can see some anons doubt me because anons ask the same questions, I really don't mind
>>680943384
Very hot, wish my older male cousin felt the same way about me back in the day but oh well
>>680943964
You should probably go to http://locator.apa.org/
>>680943821
>>680942645
This thread was great, although I hope those were previously worn by lolis.
I remember my sis panties smell sweet that's when we were kids. (I mean ants literally flock on her used panties!)
>have to babysit gf's sister 3 nights a week
>gf's mum gets the shits that sister is not showering
>tells me I have to make her shower
>still not showering literally running naked through the house
>give up
>mum gets upset and says shower with her make her shower
>have to shower with her literally hold her there make a game of it
>soap her up and wash her
Honestly the most awkward shit ever.
>>680943935
If you think it's suspicious then you're probably a lolicon or something. I've never had any weird looks because it's just buying children's clothing.
Would it be weird to buy boy clothing, including underwear, from a rummage sale?
What do you think they'll assume? That I'm a creep who is wasting money buying clothing he doesn't need or want just to get some panties or that I am buying clothes for my daughter/niece/something?
>>680943936
You must not be very messed up then.
>>680944146
> I hope those were previously worn by lolis.
They were. Some of them still have stains. They were all washed before I bought them though.
>I remember my sis panties smell sweet that's when we were kids. (I mean ants literally flock on her used panties!)
lewd
I like to get really high and get gang raped.
>>680935800
I'm super anal retentive about, well, my anus.
I can never relax until I know there is not a single molecule of shit in my as after I take a dump.
So basically I wipe a million times, digging really deep into my sphincter to make sure nothing is there.
Then I wet some toilet paper to swab my ass to make really sure there is no shit there.
Sometimes I wipe so much I my as bleeds, s I soak some toilet paper in alcohol and rub it on my anus, and it burns like a motherfucker but I enjoy it.
I've started to wipe rubbing alcohol on my ass after every reasonably nasty dump.
>>680944258
Are you a white girl? Do you go into the ghetto, find a pack of niggers and tell them "Fuck me nigger"?
>>680944349
Sadly white guy and in the ghetto, so pretty easy honestly.
It's really late and I am tired. I just wanted to let all of you know that you're really fucked up. Not to say I'm not fucked up, I just figured I should remind you.
>>680944438
That's still really hot.
What do you say? Have they hurt you badly?
My fetish is getting gang raped by niggers. I'm a whiteboi.
>>680944208
>Honestly the most awkward shit ever.
>soap her up and molest her
Honestly the best shit ever.
FTFY
When I was 13 my daddy touched my princess parts. Pic related, it's him.
>>680944208
How old? If she's 4-11 my dick is hard.
>>680943964
go seek help before you actually harm someone.
>>680944514
you'll get POS
I really want to fuck my cousin. Pic related, it's us.
>>680944603
POS?
>>680944514
Not much really, people can tell i'm fucked up and usually take advantage of the situation at parties and shit... they fuck me up pretty good. but the molly or mxe make it all good.
My secret? No one cared who I was til I put on the mask. Pic related, it's me and my mask.
>>680944714
Have you ever had to go to the hospital?
Do you have any tips?
>>680944262
After the hole's clean you should try to put menthol candy 'in there'
Don't put extreme mint unless you're into that!
Night night everyone, pic related OP/lolifriend femnon see you no doubt sometime tomorrow or some other day, promise I'll post timestamp, cya
>>680944640
HIV positive
>>680944607
Pay her off with the money in the banana stand
>>680944838
That's "poz".
>>680937751
Story is trash. If 3 shots inside an enclosed car, you would be deaf & not heard what the guy said after. A complete lie. Quit slingin ur hash around here.
>>680944790
Honestly get fucked up and go to ghetto parties, they are fucking animals and will stick there dick in anything. A few times. Mostly from over zealous guys trying to fit more in me. Lots of oral trauma some punches but mostly torn ass.
>>680944817
Good night grill, it was a nice talk.
Nice boobs too, saved.
>>680944931
I want to get raped and murdered by niggers
>>680945051
minus the murder it is pretty hot.
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>680945195
How young? Do you actually get to do it?
I pretend to be white on the internet.
>>680944208
cool story
I'm a pedophile
I fucked my married cousin.
>>680945498
Between 4 and 12. I do sometimes when babysitting.
>>680945747
I have a daughter!
>>680945747
non-trolling question: would you let a young family member of your immediately family get involved with a man like you?
>romantically, etc.
>>680945779
"Did the babysitter look after you honey?"
"Yeah, I mean he also spanked me but.."
*Calls police*
Nice bullshit story faggot.
>>680945838
I think it's okay to be a pedo, but sex with kids is wrong. Society constantly tells them it's wrong and bad, so by doing anything to a loli you're putting them into a hard spot where they need to keep a secret which they are constantly told they must tell.
>>680945828
How old?
>>680945779
Do you grab their butt a bit?
>>680946051
11 =D
>>680945956
Being related and/or close friends is the reason I sometimes spank.
>>680945828
nice so do i
>>680936842
Where'd you get those hacks?
i was shota for 5 years.
my life would have made the shotafags cum in their pants if they would have been flies on the wall back then.
pics or it didnt happen?... fuck off. like i was gonna document that and post it in here.
>>680946117
Do you think she's hot?
What's the worst thing you've done?
>>680946070
Rest my hand on their butt before beginning, sometimes during when it's slower.
>>680946215
Yes she is hot, worst thing by far is see what her tolerance is to drugs =D
>>680946170
What fucking fictional people are letting you spank their kid? A lot of parents dont even do it themselves these days, let alone let a male relative or friend do it.
>>680939692
Maximum overkek
>>680942833
I just bought skyrim and only played for about an hour and got sick of it. I really wanted to get into it, but i just couldn't. Idk man. Thats crazy hours though.
>>680946289
im ok with you fucking your girl...
drugs?... now you're just a shit parent.
what kind of example is that?
>>680946309
You must live in a pretty liberal part of the world.
>>680946240
Ever spank their panties?
>>680946289
You must get a thrill for admitting something so lewd. Got a photo of her panties?
>>680946289
Weird that you have an 11 year old but type like one yourself. Fuck off underage faggot.
I'll admit on here. Back when I was 10. I met a girl on the internet, she was around 16. We spoke on Habbo for about 8 months and then met up. We had a secret relationship and about 3 times we did it (just touching no penetration from me to her at least ;) ) I honestly feel really ashamed about it. No one knows about it to this day.
Nd
>>680946460
Ok so you're honestly saying you live in a part of the world where parents let male friends spank their kids?
>>680935800
>my first orgasm was fucking a dog
>time later mom catchme fucking the dog
>i used to anal masturbation but not anymore, kind of exploration thing
>i killed 2 dogs with my car
>breaked the spine of a rabbit with a stick bc anoyng noise, then draw him into the pool to avoid his suffer
>saw my mom sleeping with her underwear menstruated once
>told my mom that my penis function right and im straight in a intimate weird talk
>i hate kids, like 10 yo, if i could i would kill a few per week
>im 27 never had a real job, but i got a college degree
>i apreciate the male body beauty in a artistic way till tears, a way that could be taken as homo
>i say i dont drink a lot, but i drink a lot, and have a fatty liver
>im worried about my violence but is under cotrol now
>i want to love people but i dont give a fuck if i see one person dead
>actually i saw a hobo dead walking by
>actually i saw a crashed car with 2 ppl of my age dead inside on the highway
>i didnt finished the degree i sayd i had before just droped out when i was about to finish it
>my dad gives me money to live, but i know he likes to see me fat, sick and poor.
well i think thats it by now, is a release tbh
>>680946309
People who care about their child's upbringing.
>>680946460
Yes, sometimes it's just over panties.
>>680946484
Not him but a lot of older people in their 30s+ type like that too.
>>680946549
>Male friends
Sounds like he's babysitting family members.
>>680946627
What kinds of panties? Describe the designs pls
>>680946627
Surely they'd just punish the kid themselves he next day rather than give someone else permission to swipe at their ass? You're full of shit.
>>680946710
Pink/purple with spots, MLP, princesses and all that shit.
>>680946710
>Male friend
>Being related and/or close friends is the reason I sometimes spank.
Sounds like he's talking about both. The close friends part is the hardest to believe.
>>680946846
T-that's extremely lewd.
Stay safe anon.
>>680946833
I always follow their method and use it only when appropriate.
furiously jerk off too portlandia
>>680935800
Did webcam porn for a couple of months with a female friend of mine. Made good cash, then her bf came back from deployment, so she broke it off
Fuck this thread, time to spam it with suggestive images of children til it gets shut down. MODS THIS GIRL IS 15.
>>680946902
That's why I said close. We're not just casual friends.
Not everyone sees a male authority/responsibility figure as evil, you know.
>>680947099
Not how it works, faggot
>>680947118
You can be an authority figure without touching a kids ass you third world retard.
>>680947099
>That
>Child
What is she like 15?
>>680942081
oh man, das ist traurig..
>>680947217
>The only places where people spank their kids are in developing nations
Fucking liberal
>>680947286
I'm not talking about parents, I'm talking about creepy uncles and 'family friends'. Any parent who gives someone permission to lay a hand on their kid like that is a fucking savage.
>>680935800
I'm a conservative
>>680947099
Here you go anon, no need to be cranky
>>680948093
Your reasoning skills are horrible...
>>680948292
Really cause >>680948197 says it's essentially mods being gods.
>>680948344
Yess what pumpkin?
>>680948389
Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
When I'm having sex with my gf I fantasize about my cousin begging for me to slam her from behind
>>680948426
Jus got off work and this was the perfect img to see
long time ago but when I was 13-17 I took the v of 6 of my younger sister's 9-12yo friends, fucked them some more times after also
unattractive cheese pizza
>>680948632
The kinds of girls you like look severely underaged, anon.
>>680944216
Haha they should since you are literally a creep wasting money to get the panties
>>680948632
Gotta love lolis just being kids
>>680948964
That'sthefuckingjoke
>>680936842
Care to elaborate, where to get them? And what they would consist of?
>>680948762
I'm not hurting no one
>>680949237
That's wasn't the question though.
You like really tiny girls don't you?
>>680939461
this is probably the faggiest post i've seen ever seen on 4chan. fag.
I don't love my girlfriend like I tell her I do.
>>680949348
not the anon but who doesn't?
>>680949348
There wasn't a question to begin with, Anon
>>680949463
Faggots and moralfags
>>680949545
Touche
>>680949538
L-lewd
>>680943639
you must be new here
When I was 6 years old I sucked my cousin's dick (he was 17). He told me it was sweet so I did it .
I coat my little sister's lip gloss in some high quality precum
>>680949743
How old is she?
>>680935800
i'd want to have kids and when they grow to 7-8 years fuck them hard
>>680949593
But never rude I shouldn't have to hide who I am especially on here
>>680949856
Ehh maybe the neighbors kids
>>680949856
Details, anon. How would you fuck your 7 year old daughter?
>>680949903
Exactly. Fuck normies. I love being a pedo.
>>680949722
OMG you're that little sister that guy was talking about. Did he tell you it was candy? And you tasted it and you were like "no it isn't" and he was all like "well it's candy that's gone bad"
I've been too lazy to fill out expense reports for meals while traveling for work for the last 6 months and now I'm out almost 2 grand but I make too much to care
>>680939461
Well this makes you more of a faggot, faggot.
>>680950067
No, it was sweet, like strawberry jam.. so I thought it was okay if I sucked it..
>>680950491
Tits or ass?
i just took a shower with my 7 & 9yo nieces
>>680949967
Couldn't have said it better
>>680942194
Than be depressed you retard, and i hope you kill yourself from all that sadness
>>680950572
Tits
>>680937751
This same story had been told countless times with about 4 different variations.
>>680950972
So let's see em
>>680946553
Wow
>>680942009
>>680941064
>>680940833
Holy shit you guys are fucking desperate faggots. How about all of you Virgin pedophiles go set up an interview thread with her and get all of your deep rooted desperation out there. Like holy fucking shit guys, it's some random attention seeking chick on /b/ who won't even take her bra off don't cum in your pants too fast. Fucking pathetic
>>680952268
You really don't know what you're talking about do you kek?
>>680952391
What do you mean? It seems pretty straight forward to me. Can't fucking read through this thread without seeing every desperate pedophile dry humping this chick trying to interview her like there Diane fucking sawyer. What else am I not getting? Please spare me the delusional/borderline schizo talk where you try to convince me fucking prebubecent children is OK and natural, Ive heard it a million times already. I don't care that you wanna fuck kids, what I care about is reading through these posts in fucking peace without basement dwelling child molesters desperatley trying to get this femanons attention. Fuck off and have have a good day.
>>680953098
There are more than one lolifag in this thread and there are more than on femnon, if you can't be assed to read don't make claims that it's the same person all over again k pumpkin?
>>680953098
That much salt can't be good for your cholesterol...
>>680936598
Its better than those shitty atheist threads that one fuck makes everyday.
>>680953299
Please just stop talking. Are you retarded? Do I really need to be that concrete with you? I didn't highlight every annoying comment becuase I would be here all fucking day. Please go overdose on that paint thinner you have huffing and the last few brain cells you have left
>>680939011
kek, well if you can't join the military become a cop or park ranger
>>680953846
TL;DR if you're this phased by threads like these you should probably keep out of them
>>680939487
Lies!
>>680950193
Haha. Well me too, but I actually started to pay the general office secretary about 10% of each ticket to process for me.
Recovering bulimic of 10 years - 41 days
Recovering alcoholic of 4 years - 55 days
Op stop being faggot and make a lolicon thread
>>680939011
Be a cop.
Hey lolifem, why dont you tell us about how you like to get off and what your favorite types of loli are
>>680935800
I broke the dam
>>680956544
Did you release the river?
>>680941429
>4chan is always bad
thats a meme people would say because of the of the expectation negative atmosphere, it would go against the rule of the board that nothing is sacred if 4chan was praised
/b/ is shit now because kids
>>680942194
none of that bullshit you said matters to me, but you're depressed so i could just call you a faggot and put the weight of the world on your shoulders
little sad faggot
>>680955462
dont ever be that pathetic again please
I like to be hit in the balls
>>680958548
i think that has something to do with the instinctual turn on of the prospect of rape or control during sex
like getting kicked in the balls tells your brain shes defending herself or struggling because your raping her and that turns you on
>>680953098
if it bothers you gtfo
you shouldve just pointed out that they were being faggots and stayed cool idiot now you sound like a tampon
>>680953846
overreacting because his life is shit
im not a pedo or a beta cuck either
