Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Dio-sama...
>>680920394
I added you m8
>>680920980
Koko!~<3
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680921621
claimed
>>680920887
>Akame ga KIll
Some deaths felt out of place while others just fucked me up fam.
>>680920980
kek. You're spared from the misery.
>>680921300
Another one.
>Best idol claimed
>>680920980
Might as well..
Claim
Asuna claimed
C.C. Claim
Lewd Edition
No sleep for the damned.
>>680921826
the black and white fliter made me kek
Claimed.
>>680920980
Already on my day off jaja! Only this Sunday then next weekend regular Saturday and Sunday off.
>>680920648
Does it hurt bad?
>>680920247
What happened? I'm alright, got Sunday off, so it should be okay.
>>680921892
Claimed
still here
>>680920980
eh just a boring day how about you
>>680921980
Hurts enough to annoy me
So tell me, what is the protocol for these parts? What do you people consider proper form?
Doot doot.
>>680922092
Post pictures of you're waifu, the lewder the better
>>680922103
Someone called?
Curie is my waifu. Nothing makes me happier than her voice telling me she loves me.
Lurking dook soos Miia claim
>>680922212
And what if I don't have one of those? What if I don't appreciate lewd things?
>>680921828
;_; some hurts more than others
Bols didn't deserve it
>>680922336
Then don't post lewd things.
Just say
"Ayo b0ss mayne I'm claimin this hoe cus she's the one for my heart."
with a normal picture of your waifu and everyone will reply to you "Ey b0ss welcome to the thread, *hugsecks*" and then you'll never reply to anyone and never start a discussion with anyone.
>>680921972
>>680922092
Firstly, read the rules
>claim your 2d waifu
>>680922521
>kek
>>680920799
I know you did, but you came back on so the game was still going (or at least I thought) then you left again afterwards, so im saying it wasn't quite a technicality. Unless your power went out a second time
>>680920887
>one off
Fuuuuck. Im doing pretty good, what are you up too?
>>680920966
Sounds like it, which one was your favorite?
>>680921299
I would enjoy it yes
>>680921729
Hello stranger! <3
Also claiming
>>680922539
you need to sleep syndra....you must be tired...
>>680922521
What the hell are you saying to me? Speak plain clear English, please.
>>680922602
I don't have a waifu let alone a 2D one.
>>680922085
I remember a day that happened to me, a few years back. It was a good day, until my tooth started hurting bad. I couldn't eat anything. Have you tried to ease the pain?
>>680922262
No, but you are quite welcome.
>>680922521
But what if she has a 2D representation based off an actual thing? I mean, Yamato is based off the IJN Yamato and that's why I keep posting a picture of the BOAT.
>>680922929
Have this oral pain relief that I usually use for canker sores.. dunno if I apply it to teeth or on gums of the teeth
>>680922838
You should watch The Thin Red Line.
>>680922838
Playing rome total war with dogs and pigs reking some egyptians
>>680922103
Hey Yamato still not going to post non lewds unless thread goes full on lewd?
>>680922885
>I don't have a waifu let alone a 2D one.
Allright then you have 2 options laddie, find a waifu or get out.
if you wish to find a waifu, you may go on some random anime website and watch the first episode of the first anime you'll find then whichever woman you'll find less fucking stupid than the others, you will take a screenshot of her and claim her as your waifu, then post on this thread with the screenshot of her claiming that she is the love of your life.
Simple as that.
>>680922539
That pic somehow makes me feel unsettled. But hello Syndra!
>>680922838
probably the TBF Avenger, it was biggest plane there and looked incredible taking off when i was only 50 feet away. All the whilst the head of the airport we were at was talking about it's history behind it's name.
>>680923034
I'm talking about a first timer around here, we'll worry about technical issues later.
>>680921980
My only day off was yesterday...I had to go to the ER for some tests on my intestines. But I'd rather not talk about the diagnosis.
>>680922838
>>680922885
Get a laifu, find you're waifu
>>680923179
And if I refuse to do either of those?
>>680921892
>>680922212
It's like a sauna in here~
>>680922838
I'm no stranger, the image limit was reached and I forgot to sign my name ;^;
>>680922871
I dont do sleep
>>680923458
Then it's called shitposting, my friend.
>>680923122
Check the instructions, it should have the answer.
>>680923171
Kiiiiinda?
well...im gonna go to bed...sleep tight everyone, have sweet dreams and a good morning, good night!!!!!
>>680923520
im sorry to hear that syndra....i hope you do eventually...
>>680923560
Dosent say, just says what it reliefs
>>680922838
I dont know, snowflake..
I dont really remember, to be honest.
>>680922885
Get one, maybe.
Or don't. The rules dont really matter, anyway, I guess.
We're not cops
But just in case you care about the rules
/waifu/ or gtfo
>>680923458
gtfo
>>680923520
You're a robot
QOTT: Before sleeping, what's the one thing that you do that wouldn't bother you?
I cannot sleep with an open closet door
Not even a centimeter of it open. Fuck that shit. And I place my amp in front of it because the doors flies open at random times
>>680922435
I would of rather have had him die in a noble way than like that.
>>680923599
Have a nice night.
>>680923722
He just said he refuses to get out, how dense can you be?
>>680923813
i have to have some kinda of monitor or television on to sleep, i can't sleep in a dark room
>kagami
>>680923320
I'm sorry to hear that comrade. You'll get through it, I wish nothing but the best for you.
>>680923168
Will do! Why do you say that might I ask?
>>680923171
Scrub Egyptians, how are they gonna lose to dogs and pigs?
>>680923269
I just looked it up, thats a sweet lookin plane! Did it do any tricks?
>>680923320
Im sorry to hear that man :( but at least youll be better tomorrow yeah?
>>680923813
there has to be some sort of noise otherwise i lay there for hours
>>680923813
>>680923943
Me it's the complete opposite, I can't sleep in a room that has any type of light, hell I even place my wallet in front of my Wii U's small red light just because it bothers me.
>>680923849
>he said
Yeah, ok? Tell someone to gtfo enough and they'll leave
Or leave on their own.
Why dont you gtfo?
Hi guys. Its me again.
>>680923529
And how does that work around these parts?
>>680923722
I care about the rules in so far as it's good to know what rules I'm breaking.
>>680924039
Because it is the most devastating war movie I've ever seen.
>>680923813
minus turning off lights and such, i can't sleep with my fan or keyboard (the synthesizer type, not my PC keyboard) out of their right places or else i get scared I'll get spooked by them when i wake up.
>>680923943
I used to be like that when i was younger. Luckily my dad used to be up till 3 in the morning so it never bothered me.
>>680923813
My bedroom door has to be locked.
Also, I have to bring my waifu pillow wherever I go or I have trouble sleeping. Probably just because I've gotten used to it and it feels like something is missing if it isn't there.
>>680923813
I am the master of sleep.
I can sleep anywhere, any time.
>>680924256
k
>>680923813
I need to turn on the fan. Its noise puts me too sleep.
>the doors flies open at random times
I'm sorry to say this but you have ghosts.
>>680923486
Of course! I should have realized because of the <3, how are you doing?
>>680923599
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680923722
Same here kinda haha, how much did you end up drinking? My final tally was 511ml of 40%
>>680923813
I can't go to sleep facing the wall. I feel really vulnerable for some reason, but when im already asleep ill roll over no problem
>>680923593
Kek
>>680923599
Night kagami
>>680923814
Like bulat?
>>680924039
Man hunting dogs and pigs on fire strikes fear into them like how a job applications strikes fear into a nigga lol
>>680923695
What type of pain relief is that? At least it should have the instructions. Got anything else as an alternative?
>>680923813
Nothing, I just go to bed. A while back I had to listen to music to help me sleep.
>>680923813
Ok, but if there's one absolute must
I need to have both of my eyes closed all the way.
Weird, right?
>>680924494
the 300ml of 35% and 12 beers
>>680924494
I'm pretty good, just got off dark souls 3 for the night. Anything eventful today?
>>680923813
I still dont get shit sleep thing
>>680924210
Hello
>>680924660
Nope, it just numbs it
How do these threads work. I recently gave up on real girls and I really like Curie from fallout 4. Am I doing this wrong or not welcome here.
>>680924256
You see, a shitposter is someone that does not contribute properly to the thread and only use up the image limit as a new thread is in order when the thread reaches 150 pictures. Hard shitposters can be a hassle when master thread bakers like me are not in charge of making actually good threads on time.
You are the second least type of problematic shitposter as you do not post an excessive amount of pictures without text, you simply post your own things every so often without it being unnaceptable material. the least problematic is ones that doesn't even use any pictures.
And so to deal with high problematic shit posters, people just stop replying to them entirely and new threads are made the exact moment we reach image limit, making their waste of pictures useless.
>>680924494
I don't know if you saw my reply.
But here it is. >>680921980
>>680924013
>>680924494
Thanks, both.
..
Going to bed. Can't even stay awake. Goodnight all waifus.
>>680924210
Heya! How goes it?
>>680924256
I see, but I was more so asking why you recommended it to me? Just kinda random, but I like it!
>>680924501
Ho Lee Phuk, you can do that in that game? That sounds bananas
>>680924671
Nice nice, im not really a beer guy myself, whats your preference?
>>680924718
Good to hear :) nothing really eventful, went over to a friends house and hung out. I hope your day was nice?
>>680924501
In a similar fashion yes. Give him a chance to atone at least a little for his sins.
>>680925078
Sleep tight.
>>680924970
Just on the convo dude. But answer
>>680923813
Let's hear what you have to say
>>680924970
The rules are simple
post your waifu
talk
have fun
that's literally it.
oh yeah and shitpost at Dio
>>680924726
Hi. I am new to this.
>>680925328
It was alright, stayed home and played some vidya with tenten.
>>680925431
Just join in*
>>680925328
I am listening to music and looking for social interaction.
>>680925328
>Ho Lee Phuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmclgO6w0C0
>Maki
>>680923813
I need it to be cool.
Sometimes it's just turning on the fan, but it is getting very hot here recently.
>>680924970
Just lurk arout and see whats going on, you will learn in no time.
>>680925328
I like belgian whites, lagers and some of the sweet stuff
I enjoy my first one or two beers to be something like Redd's, or Not Your Fathers Rootbeer. Stuff like that, but I cant sit on those all night.
they're just nice to start or end with.
>>680924970
I think it has to be 2D. She's 3D, I don't we have exceptions. I don't know sorry. We're not mean, it's the rules we stay with.
>>680924883
Dang, which tooth hurts?
>>680925431
Ok then. Nobody replied at first but ok. Whats up.
Milinda claim
>>680924403
I've seen that person before. I've not seen the show though.
>>680924982
I'm aware of what a shit poster is. What I'm asking is how shit posting works in this specific thread.
>>680925328
Because you wanted something tear jerking.
>>680924970
Your not doing it wrong necessarily, but you'd do well to maybe not post phone screenshots? If thats all you can do then im sure its fine. What made you give up on the 3d grills friend?
>>680924987
Shoot I missed that! haha, but thats awesome! What did you do today then?
>>680925078
Goodnight Rum friend, have a cozy sleep :)
>>680925656
*I don't know if we have exceptions.
>Sanae
>>680925656
One of the large tooth in the far left
Fuck I forgot to post her with my last replies. I manage to fuck up the easiest stuff.
eat a dick fuckers, i've got the best one.
>>680925763
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that you may not have read my post entirely, the first "paragraph" is the definition of a shit poster, the second is your type of shit posting and the third is waifu thread's way of dealing with shit posters.
>>680925078
Stay healthy comrade and have a wonderful rest.
>>680925763
None other than the raddest, baddest space cowboy ever to walk the plains of the third dimension
Spike Spiegel
>>680925843
exceptions are up to the individual
if you dont have a 2d waifu, or some shit tier like suiseke or w/e the desu she is, you'll get flamed out
>>680926005
It's easy to miss when you first start. I did a bunch, and some people still do
Just tag yourself
>>680926005
Happens to all of us.
>>680925328
Game has Spartans and OP as fuck German berserkers. Weak to projectiles tho
>>680925078
Night
>>680925353
The only one he has is killing. Liked the guy when they showed him a bit more being friendly then BOOM! He has a family then he was killed. Cried a bit for him tbh
>>680925734
Feeling better dude?
>>680926058
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you've fully understood my question. I'm asking what the protocol FOR shit posting is in these threads. I'm aware of what shit posting is.
>>680926147
So he's Jewish?
Hey /waifu/
>>680925779
I just have terrible social skills when it comes to women. So bad it completely negates my chances with them. I was a track star in highschool and extremely fit and good looking but Im jus so bad at it id fuck up everything. Girls would talk to me but then leave. I tried to fix it but it just hurt to much emotionally. Thats why I like Curie so much.
>>680926005
We ALL know that feel. I usually put "forgot pic" and reply to myself
>>680926506
Welcome back, how ya been?
>>680926411
The protocol?
If you're asking what I believe you're asking, the "protocol" is to save a large amount of meaningless pictures, or perharps just pictures intended to be funny, but are not (as long as it is a large amount) and simply post them without any text, using up the image limit.
>>680925923
Ate or drank anything acidic?
>>680925779
Now it's Sunday jaja. Yesterday worked overtime. Right now just trying if I can back on schedule on these threads. Jaja
>>680926506
Licky licky?
>>680925475
Sounds like my kinda day haha, what game did you play?
>>680925530
I see, well theres alot of that here haha, what you listening too?
>>680925558
Goddamn I would spell it wrong haha, I love that video and how easy the anchorwoman believes it
>>680925643
I wanna try those, they seem like pretty tasty little drinks, but nothing Id wanna get drunk off of haha With beers I prefer the sweeter stuff as well
>>680925734
Hey Milinda! How goes it?
>>680925763
Ohhh that was you who asked that, I was wondering. But I will check out thin red line, thank you
>>680925597
Same, I hate being hot, especially when I try to sleep
>>680926021
Who?
>>680926229
Damn, can you use them together?
>>680926807
Drink soda like its water
This is just one of those times it bothers me, it'll be better probably an hour
>>680926411
His name was chosen for no other reason than sounding cool.
But he could be? I mean, he's got the jew fro, sort of. Baddest more lethal jew I've ever fucking seen if he is
>>680926411
>protocol FOR shit posting
>I'm aware of what shit posting is.
Either you're shit posting right nw or you're retarded.
Either way, get out.
>>680926549
Never played FO3. Loved 3, but never ran with a companion
I generally dont enjoy companions in games. Get in the way, arent much use
But I assume she's a badass, plus has short dark hair
Points for that
notawful/10
>>680926856
I can drink anything, even the swill brands others call beer
like... coors
and bush
But if theres no other option, I can deal
>grabs two quarters
>stares intently.....
yep. Be right back
>>680926856
Battlefield 4 with tenten (that nigga talks a lot, like damn son. Im ok with it because I like social people ) and Dark Souls 3 by myself
>>680926663
Hey there Jenny! I've been good.
How are you?
>>680926845
I'unno, licky licky?
>>680926856
I am listening ti Blood Fire Death by Bathory. I am usually a very aggressive and tough guy but I have feelings and am really sensitive too. I really like this thread. I might post in them more often. You guys make me feel welcome.
>>680925734
Let it all out?
>>680926229
That is true. Family man dying is the worst.
>>680926856
Topkek. Whoever did that deserves a medal
>>680926800
Similar to what I am doing, only I'm using text. What you're saying is I'm not actually shit posting.
>>680926856
Yes. I greatly enjoy sad things. I was once accused of being the most depressing person ever.
>>680927128
All posting is shit posting, but each kind of thread has a different protocol.
You've obviously never read a lot about Jews.
>>680927251
That's great to hear. i've been fine, just got back from an airshow so i'm a little tired.
>>680926229
Yeah. What did I miss?
>>680926856
Not too bad. You?
>>680927294
I think so. At least for now. Did I miss anything?
>>680926506
Hey froggo
>>680926549
Ah I see, im sorry to hear that friend, so what about Curie makes you like her so much?
>>680926807
That's true it is haha, so far what have you caught up on?
>>680927397
As I've said in my earlier post, you are not the most problematic type of shit poster, you post slowly, with unrelated pictures, and text that have meaning. You simply do not truly contribute to the thread, wich is why you are considered shitposting.
>>680926856
Sadly no. Berserkers in German faction and Spartans in Greek facion, cohorts in roman faction and so on. Felt sad that I couldn't make the most powerful army
>>680927251
No thanks. Maybe next time
>>680927294
Cause he's the best type of man
>>680927500
Maki and I are taking about akame ga kill and there's a new guy with a waifu from fall out 4
>>680926147
Than I'm okay with this one.>>680926549
>>680926981
Ah, I know this may sound strange but I usually drink soda with a straw. But really helps. Try to avoid drinking too much of that. Do have any other stuff you drink besides that?
>>680927614
And what is contributing to the thread? This entire thread is shit posting. This entire board is shit posting.
>>680927868
Contributing to the thread would be using picture of a character you would consider to be your waifu.
>>680927861
Nope
>>680927806
Ah. Ive never watched that. Also, new guy? Anyone scare him away yet? kek
>>680927128
I really like Curie. Most of the time she stays behind me and provides cover fire while I reload. She also heals you, combat medic. I just love her dialogue too, in her adorable french accent. "Are you giving me a present?" Its the best.
>>680927521
I really like girls with short hair, also she is so very pretty. She is always in a happy mood and likes you all the time and is always happy. Which helps offset my depression and anxiety. When I am playing the game its always better when she is there. Her french accent is so perfect.
>>680928033
But that would still be considered shit posting using board standards, would it not? These threads would fit more into /a/ I believe.
>>680928329
!
>>680927521
Got bills paid, got plenty of drinks, really now I got some money to spare on anything(Still got to buy a desk.). I think I'm going to put some into my savings. The rest on whatever interests me. For now at least. Jaja
>>680927479
>Nice outift
Didja have fun at your airshow? I've never been to one. Would like to go sometime.
>>680928303
One of the reasons why waifu threads are not in /a/ is because waifu threads do limit themselves to anime and manga, as your waifu may be any animated characters.
>>680927397
k
>>680928033
dude's a hardcore faggot
he likes dudes
real dudes....
>>>/trap/
>>680928258
>Are you giving me a present?
Muh dick in a box
Dragon's Dogma is an exception to comrades.
The fact you can choose your pawns behavior, class, equipment, looks
It works pretty fucking well. They 'learn' too
If your pawn sucks, you just sucked at training them
I think im going to start a new game on that and not play bitch mode this run
>>680927806
>tfw you'll never be a family man.
>>680927500
That's good man. Not much besides the usual chatter.
>>680927806
Well, then why ask ya silly waifu.
>>680928441
!!
>>680928570
Nothing's gay in loving Dio
>>680927128
Nice haha im the same, as long as it gets you goin right?
>grabs two quarters
What fo?
>>680927154
I love BF4, probably one of my favorite games even though Im kinda burnt out on it now.
>nigga talks alot
haha really? At least you know hes not shy lol
>>680927283
Nice, hey we all got feelings man haha, glad you feel welcomed! :D
>>680927294
I know right? Fuckin hilarious haha
>>680927397
Thats quite the claim
>>680927500
Doing good, how was your day?
>>680928090
Kek. I think he avoided talking to me because of shinoa's smug
>>680928303
Kek some of us tried that because they couldn't handle spammers. They got just as much hate. I thought that going to /a/ was a terrible idea
>>680928565
So you're saying that you don't belong on /a/ because you limit yourselves to anime and manga?
>>680928682
One that I disputed when it was made.
>>680928513
Yeah, it was quite fun. The pilots pulled some really neat stunts from all directions. Although it took like 2 hours for the Avenger to warm up which was a bit boring.
>>680928570
what kind of character are you thinking for this run
>>680928258
Curie is probably my favorite companion in f4.
Dogmeat comes in 2nd.
>>680928065
Ummm, I'm really trying to help. Just try to drink less of those beverages if you can.
>>680928565
do not*
Typos...
>>680928840
I made a typo I realised a bit too late>>680928943
>>680928798
Yes, people will hate each other no matter where they go.
>>680928995
I've already replied based upon your typo.
>>680928940
I'll just have money for dentures and get all my teeth pulled. No way I'm giving up soda
>>680928579
Don't say that man. We're gonna be one
>>680928587
Cause shinoa is a silly waifu
>>680928667
Says someone who cant even get satanic trips
>>680928682
vending machine across the street
they were indeed two quarters
not a quarter and a nickel
ive only got two beers left right now, so ill just sip those later
Blue Moon. Delicious stuff
>>680928798
I think he avoided talking to you because
y-...
you-
...
you're ugly
dont kill me
>>680928895
I'll probably go fighter for the first 10 levels or so, then go ranger/strider with my pawn as the same
I was fighter up until about 80, then switched it up.
pawn was mage for about 50, then sorcerer when i realised their spells are better and i had enough stash of healing items to do it on my own
>>680929100
Yes, I've seen that, wich is why I replied to your reply to my typo'd post.
Anyways what matters is the end message.
>>680928258
Nice! Im glad she makes you feel that way
>French accent
That's definitely a top tier accent
>>680928329
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>680928462
Nice! Productive days feel the best at the end of em, if you could buy one thing (besides the desk) that you've wanted to buy, what would it be?
