Round 2.
Advice, chat, fortunes! Fortunes need names and I encourage you to make them up!
>No more than one name per post please... it's hard enough to keep on top of as it is.
>>680904773
Ooooh, so they're supposed ot make them up?
>>680904773
So, uh, about that hand grenade...
Here ya go!
>>680904773
You guys don't think asking her friend about her seems desperate right? I mean, I am desperate, but don't want to come off like that
>>680905119
It would really help them avoid samefates. I can't tell you how many Andrews and Alexes I've done readings for. I'll gladly do it, don't get me wrong, but...
>>680905463
Yes, it's super desperate
>>680905325
You don't want it? But I remodeled it for you and everything!
>>680905463
If her friend dislikes you then she might see you that way regardless. You could... try asking just how she is doing, though. Let her know you're worried.
>>680905325
Aaaah, don't kill Reimu!
>>680905472
I guess!
>>680905463
Mm, maybe a little..?
>>680905700
Heart eyes.
Heart.
Eyes.
>>680905700
You're 3D!
Fortune for Sacha please.
>>680906149
Sorry! You can have it!
Gottagonowbecauseitsgoingtogoboom
>>680906388
I gave it to her to do whatever with it!
>>680905682
>>680906149
>>680906388
Well then I guess I have to show it then if I want results
>>680906762
Aaaaaaaah
>>680906990
Mm, possibly? I won't lie, it MIGHT be effective. But jeez, try not to go overboard..
>>680906659
>Sacha ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "60".
Extremely good luck, yellow as a lucky color... you're in for a really happy year!
>>680906762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35kWxQCTuWA
>is dead
>it's pretty brutal
>I mean she did blow up
>>680908136
kek
>>680906496
Mhm! I learned from the best!
>>680906388
Aww you~
>>680908734
My name is Rindol. Give me the fortune pls!
>>680909393
>Rindol has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "24".
Most likely, you're going to have a cute romance or at least a flirty encounter coming up soon. Within 24 hours if your lucky number has anything to say about it.
>>680908072
Poor Leslie.
>>680904773
Names Travis. Good news?
>>680909900
Oh thank you, great one!
>>680910233
*farnsworth voice*
Good news, everyone! Travis isn't being replaced, after all!
... I watch too much earth television..
>>680910233
I think I killed the fortune teller...
>>680908867
>Travis has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".
>>680910240
Mhm, have fun!
-giggles-
>>680912097
S-Sorry travis!
>>680912097
Oh, I'm glad you're still alive!
Sorry about the floor... I'll sweep it.
>>680912814
>>680912814
Yeah, me too. It's never fun giving out bad fortunes.
>>680912902
Bell... where do you think we are?
>>680912973
Like you did with me??
>>680913326
That time was more painful than usual.
>>680913534
Don't worry i still love you~
Even though you cursed me with a year of EXTREMELY bad luck!
>>680913321
In all honesty?
I'm lost. Always have been.
>>680913835
>looks upset for a moment
I dont' make the fortunes!
F-furthermore...
>beginning to blush
I-I think you just used a new word there..
>>680913999
>Really you're at my funeral
>>680914710
The "L" word! She's in lesbians with you, Reimu!
>>680914888
>>680914710
>>680914710
>You're talking to me
I-impossible!
>>680914888
Guess what?
GOOD MORNING!
>>680915398
shes a spooky ghost now
>>680915398
G-good morning.
>>680915625
You should lend me your armor so the moon can study it!
>>680916157
uhh...im sure i have an old MK V set lying around somewhere
>>680915180
>twiddles her fingers for a minute while she thinks, her face filling up with red
Umu.. w-well, of course, um...
>smiles widely and takes Marisa's hands
So! Is it true?
>>680915398
Dr. Cox...
>>680915625
How spooky
>>680916524
YESS!
>>680916594
Real spookeh
>>680916594
3spooky5me
>>680916676
i see you also got your hands on some plasma rifles
>>680904773
Name's "Desmond." Fortune, please. And please, OP, get plenty of fluids and rest so you can get better.
>>680916583
O-Of course it is!
>>680917069
>>680917367
>leans in and kisses Marisa's lips
>>680916976
Of course! The Moon never gives up!
>>680917846
Aww <3
>>680917846
>>680917846
>>680917069
>Desmond has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "7".
I bet you've had a lot of people make jokes about Assassin's Creed over the years. Well, it looks like you're going to come into some amount of power. Whether that be political, emotional, physical.. or just good ol' economic.
Thank you for the advice, I think I will buy 2 gallons of orange juice tomorrow!
>>680917846
>sticks her tounge inside
>>680918064
L-lewd....
>>680916976
5spooky3me
>>680917846
Romance! I wish I had it!
>>680918349
o///o
You go, girl.
>>680918463
Maybe if you chose HESTIA. YOU PLEB. I'm sorry, I couldn't contan t.
Ayano, tell tell tell
>>680918349
>makes out with Marisa for a minute
>looks dazed
Uuh... M-Marisa had to go all of a sudden...
>>680918349
S-stop... You're making me jealous and sad...
>>680918659
Aiz is better though! Admit it, silly Rabbit! Waifus are for earthlings!
You get one bump because I've got candy and Shasta Grape Drank tonight!
>>680918884
oh dont stop on our account, might draw in a crowd
>>680918993
WAIFUS ARE FOR LUNARIANS TOO!
>>680919033
>Everybody gets one
>>680919052
Really might! But she had to go, yeah...
>>680918746
>Ayano has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "25".
Your destiny is your own, I'm afraid!
Wear black, you'll thank me later~
Fortune for Melly, please. ^^
>>680918884
Noice.
>>680919193
Lies!
>>680919946
Clever.
>>680919416
>Melly has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "11".
looks like its up to you to decide how well the year goes
>>680920539
Thank you. ^^
>>680920788
no problem
>>680918331
Have any clues as to how it will be handled by me? Any blindspots? Also, you know of Alice the psychologist? She the real deal?
For the advice, no problem. Be well!
>>680921348
Alice is a known pathological liar. Take that as you will.
>>680921348
>>680922027
OK. Thanks. Will OP answer the rest of my question?
>>680921348
Nope, no idea. I know of Alice but I don't catch her threads very often. She's in the same timeslots as me sometimes.
>>680922027
Unless you're gonna post some definitive proof.
>>680922027
I've never heard that one before.
>>680921216
>>680922617
Lewd?
Lewd.
>>680922654
Feel free to check out http://alicelied.blogspot.com/. Nothing definitive, these things only add up once you've been around her for long enough.
>>680923549
Fukken top kek
Some faggot took the time to make a blog
My sides right now
>>680922654
I'm shocked you're still awake.
>>680923853
He took the time to make that because he couldnt get his e-peen wet
>>680923853
Alice preys on emotionally vulnerable people. You are welcome to laugh given where we are, I just believe it would be best if she stopped.
>>680923549
I've read the whole thing. I honestly don't get it. It looks like this person thought they'd have more testimonials than they ended up with or something.
Why would you go through the trouble just for someone cheating or whatever anyway? Were you the one who was cheated on?
>>680924184
I'd think it would be best to get more than two brain cells. That blog is seventeen colors of retarded.
Sides; in orbit
>>680924081
kek
>>680924241
I didn't make the blog. I can make a guess on why based on previous experience: manipulated people feel spurned when they realized they've been manipulated.
>>680923155
If this is OP, I guess it can be figured out what kind of mood you're in. You have someone in your life?
>>680924517
Right.. I know the feeling, it just seems like a lot of effort for someone you... well, you said it yourself, man. Look where we are. There are.. mostly only broken people and youkai here...
>>680924633
Why yes, it seems I do!
>giggles softly
How are you tonight?
>>680924633
If you're going to give some bullshit advice; don't. What, are you going to tell me the world is flat? The world is only a couple thousand years old? Unicorns exist?
>>680925156
I would like people to know that Alice is anything but the way to becoming less broken. It's difficult to explain why that effort is justified unless you've fallen into the same trap.
>>680925156
Could be better. By the way, this is "Desmond" again. Do I have any good prospects in social and love matters? Have a great weekend, OP. Enjoy it.
>>680925188
Don't bother. Wasn't throwin my 2¢ in.
>>680925551
It seems like people would be able to judge for themselves... if her advice wasn't helping them or something?
I don't know a lot about this situation, I wasn't around here for it at the time. But so far all it amounts to is he-said she-said and that's not really going to convince anyone who wasn't already looking for a reason...
Now, my threads aren't the place for this though. They really don't have much to do with any of that...
Howdy thread,
Just got done eating and looking to kill some time.
Anyone want a reading?
>>680927062
You OP?
>>680925551
So giving the best advice possible is the way to becoming more broken?
gr8 b8 m8
>>680927148
Naw, just some anon who frequents these threads and has a fun doing tarot card readings.
>>680927062
Ooh, me, me!
>raises her hand excitedly
Tell me how things will turn out for me and Marisa!
>>680927148
That's not me but if he's doing tarot then I highly recommend it! You'll get a much closer look.
>>680927062
I'm down for a reading.
How will things go for Me and Minyoung?
>>680927062
I'm down for one.
Will I ever find love?
>>680926773
Were it only advice we wouldn't be having this discussion. It is very difficult to notice that you are being manipulated, doubly so when you're looking for someone to care.
I'll stop. I think the original poster got the point.
>>680927313
That isn't at all what I said.
>>680927545
>Relationship Situation: Eight of Swords
helpless thoughts, limiting beliefs, inner critic, excuses, victim mentality
>Your Conscious Level: The Emperor
power, structure, stability, authority, father
>On the Level of their Conscious Mind: The Star
optimism, renewal, boundlessness, peace, astrology
>Your Emotional Level: The Tower
sudden shock, destruction, questioning beliefs, chaos
>On the level of their Emotions: Two of Pentacles
adaptability, changes, multitasking, play
>Your Behavior or Attitude: Six of Wands - reversed
difficulty in leadership, corruption, arrogance, lack of recognition
>Their Outside Behavior or Attitude: Ace of Cups
new feelings, new love, awakening intuition, flowing emotions, imagination
So in your reading this could be how things are in your relationship and how things could turn out. If you want I can go into it further, but I'm trying to shorten these up so I can do more.
>>680928395
Alright, well, have a good night.
>>680928695
I'd like to hear as much detail as you're willing to put in ^~^ Take your time though! I understand!
>>680927062
I'll give you a try. Can I get a general reading? Do you need a "name" or a specific topic before you can do it?
>>680921842
d'aww that's sweet.
Well, get your last looks now.
>>680929725
>>680927698
>Relationship Situation: The Chariot - reversed
rushing, stress, undisciplined, vehicle trouble
>Your Conscious Level: Three of Wands
launching, long-term plans, foresight, things set in motion
>On the Level of their Conscious Mind: Queen of Cups
empathetic, receptive, sensitive, introspective, psychic, emotional, loving, dreamer, counselor, mother
>Your Emotional Level: Three of Swords
loss, sorrow, betrayal, necessary sacrifice
>On the level of their Emotions: Knight of Cups - reversed
dramatic, escapist, obsessive, overly sensitive, fickle, idealistic
>Your Behavior or Attitude: Ten of Cups
happy home, shared love, blessings, peace, family
>Their Outside Behavior or Attitude: Ten of Wands
responsibility, burden, obligations, success, stress
Overall it looks as though whatever relationship will go well even if things are turbulent right now. I'm curious to know why the three of swords showed up for your emotional level. What do you think?
>>680928695
Well, you quite upped your readings, haven't you?
>>680929063
Depends dude, if you want a simple single card I can do that very easy. A topic is useful so I can kinda give a card meaning with regard to a situation or whatever. Otherwise you might as well ask an 8ball or whatever.
>>680928220
Ur up next
>>680929901
I do what I can. People seam to like them I guess, and I have been told I'm "good" at it whatever that means. For me its just fun.
>>680929863
Fuck scary dude.
I have no idea. I mean, I'm struggling with depression and anxiety right now so maybe that's why?
>>680929901
Oh no no! That's an anon doing tarot! This one he's doing for me~ >>680928695 but it's not quite done yet!
>>680930449
Social, love, and general life/security. Thanks.
>>680930449
I know, it's Tarot Anon! The one that got me into it!
>>680930449
I've made threads out of doing it, the amount of people that ask purely relationship questions is unbelievable.
>>680930934
Oh yeah, that's always the most popular topic isn't it~
So! Anyone got a question? Need me for anything?
I'm kind of twiddling my thumbs here.
>>680930481
Could be. Its tough to say, it could also be something to come. Just remember that these feelings, while not entirely pleasant, are not inherently bad. Perhaps it is this internal struggle that will strengthen your bond with this person.
>>680930668
No problem. Your on my list
>>680930934
Glad to see I could do some good and inspire someone else.
>>680928220
>Past: Seven of Swords - reversed
facing the consequences, guilt, regret, choosing to do the right thing
>Present: Death
transformation, ending, closure, regeneration
>Future: Five of Wands
competition, brainstorming, problems to solve, conflict
Tarot doesn't really do yes or no type stuff, its more vague and kind of up in the air, sorta like real life. So i just did a past present future spead with regard to love.
It looms like you have had trouble making up your mind in the past and it has caused you some heartache. I know what your thinking, death the spoopy card. relax, death in this context is a good thing. You are changing or at least wanting to make a change in your love life, and hopefully you will succeed. But it will not be easy. Your last card shows that to get what you want you will have to fight for it. Good luck anon
>>680931992
Fortune for Brian?
>>680931992
OP, here is my question:
>>680926336
>>680932308
>Brian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "21".
Normal means not good nor bad. You will however see disproportionate gains when you try to make advances in your career this year. Whether that means finding a new job or just wowing at the one you have.
>>680932763
Just graduated and on the job hunt
>>680931992
Fortune for Steven?
>>680926336
Oh wow, I missed you a while ago. Sorry about that!
>Desmond(love) ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "29".
Not your year for romance, unless you happen to have a cute coworker. Teehee.
>Desmond(social) has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "65".
Unfortunately void blocks me from seeing much here... but it seems like you'll actually do pretty well at making friends.
>>680933085
Awesome! Hope you find the perfect one!
>>680933118
>Steven has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "64".
Well, there you go. It's not gonna be huge, but you'll be seeing some extra money from somewhere soon.
>>680933301
Kek. How accurate. Already seeing extra money.
I don't totally believe in this stuff, but it is super weird when they're either correct or very close, Especially with tarot cards. Makes you think.
>>680933528
Sure does! Personally, I just find it kinda fun to look forward to these things. It's fun to look for little signs and stuff even if it doesn't amount to anything in the end.
>>680931992
You presence is more than enough :)
>>680928695
Let me finish up yours now:
>Relationship Situation: Eight of Swords
Looks like someone is being uncooperative or perhaps is not in a good spot
>Your Conscious Level: The Emperor
Looks like you are the one with the level head here. Keep it up! This relationship may require your strength and stability to remain healthy
>On the Level of their Conscious Mind: The Star
Again looks like they will be looking up to you for help
>Your Emotional Level: The Tower
This is interesting, why might the tower be showing up here? Are you having some emotional distress or uncertainty shrine maiden?
>>On the level of their Emotions: Two of Pentacles
It looks like your friend may provide you with assistance with any sudden changes or struggles in you life, perhaps this could also tie into the tower.
>Your Behavior or Attitude: Six of Wands - reversed
>Their Outside Behavior or Attitude: Ace of Cups
While it appears you both have what the other needs something you are doing is Jeeping you two from coming together. Based of of the ace of cups with your friend, it looks like they are looking for deeper connection, while you are reluctant do do do (six of wands). It might not be intentional, maybe try and be more open with this person and make an effort to better know than and to try and grow and nurture your relationship. Hope this is helpful
>>680929063
>>680930668
You are next
How am I doing guys?
>>680933930
>>680927545
Oops wrong link
>>680933930
Wish we could see this kind of thread more often!
>>680934113
Yeah me too. Being busy is kinda a bummer. Is there a specific day or time or just whenever?
Any chance I could get a reading on a friend of mine?
Regarding her potentially limited stay in the US thanks to student visa, will she have luck in extending it?
>>680933930
Interesting... all of it makes some amount of sense..
Helpless thoughts. Well, our relationship would have some real struggles to overcome if we were actually to be together. It does feel kinda like there's no option other than see what happens.
Frustrating, but also exciting.
>the tower
Oh wow...I guess that pretty much confirms it, huh. I am kind of troubled by a few things... my future, mostly.
Whether I'm pursuing the right thing or just jumping at answers too soon.
I know she'd be there for me if any real trouble happens. Even just to listen, though.
That last bit... is pretty much spot on. You're doing a great job. Thanks for coming by and for doing such a detailed reading!
>>680934324
Whenever is always wonderful, no pressure or anything
>>680934324
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. 8PM CST. All other days are optional for me. Some off days, I come by anyway. But don't expect me, is all.
Oh wow, I'm not too late.
>>680934425
>>student visa has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "56".
Omikuji says it's likely!
>>680935275
Fuaaah...
>yawns and stretches
Just barely...
>>680935275
better late than never
>>680935409
Damn timezones and decent sleep patterns.
>>680930668
>social: Eight of Pentacles - reversed
no progress, unfulfilling work, lacking skills, cutting corners
The cards are saying you won't be as successful socially, maybe you are not putting forth enough effort to get what you want in others, maybe if you give more and and shake up your routine things might change
>love: The High Priestess - reversed
secretive, withdrawn, ignoring intuition, gossip, disconnected from sexuality
It looks as though you won't be as interested in you love life in the future. Or perhaps you are so busy with other things you are blind to these events that could already be around you. I suppose if you wanted to focus on you love life, and maybe took the time to look around you you may be more successful here
>general life/security: Ace of Pentacles
opportunity, healthy beginning, investing, planting seeds, grounded
Ayy lmao nigga yo doin gooood. But seriously, this is a great card to have here, just keep up the hard work, be on the look out for opportunitys, and make wise investments and shit will go well for you.
>>680934767
No problem
>>680934945
Coolio will look out then
>>680935646
Yeah, that sucks. Maybe I'll think about taking one of my off days and assigning that one to be an earlier time slot. Like the middle of the day and see how that goes.
>>680936152
Maybe. I mean, my sleep pattern is probably going to be ruined again soon anyway.
>>680936152
Its 1:30 am here yo
>>680934425
>Ten of Wands
responsibility, burden, obligations, success, stress
Looks like this is not necessarily going to be easy. While certainty not impossible the road will be hard and require hard effort on your friends part. But hard work does pay off in the end. Maybe your friend may need some additional support to make it through. All in all not a bad looking future but one with some blood, sweat, and maybe some tiers.
>>680936675
Whose isn't anymore?
Brb guys I'm out for a smoke break.
>>680936675
Sometimes you wonder if it's worth fixing at all.. it always is out of whack somehow or another for me. What would be the absolute best time slot for you, then? I'm not gonna pick based just off that, but it's nice to get an idea. If someone wants to be here, I'll help them out~
>>680936874
It's almost 4 AM for me.
>>680936924
I don't know, my sleep pattern changes so rapidly I'll probably be nocturnal in a few days,
>>680936924
These late threads work good for me. I got NORMIE shit to do during the day
Anons still here?
>>680937166
>>680937223
I see, I see.
Well, let me know if there's anything I can do to help. I remember when I found my first threads like these... luckily they worked with my sleep schedule, but it's because I stayed up all night back then too.
I really.. sh-shouldn't have, from certain standpoint, but they have some kind of charm to them. It's fun to be in them and be included, so I want everyone to be able to do that.
>>680937672
I used to survive on 3 hours of sleep a day or something because of things like this.
>>680938338
>That filename
>>680938338
I remember wandering up to a certain store 3 different times within the same 2 days.. each time, I must have been looking zombified, with bloodshot eyes.. same clothes all three times... same cashier... just to buy some more sodas so I could stay up a few more hours.
...I'd do it again, too.
>>680938602
The files are named from the tags on Danbooru. Nothing to do with me.
>>680938723
I never used to do that, I just chugged coffee.
>>680939002
Heh... I never acquired the taste for it. It'd probably be a lot more efficient...
>>680939609
It doesn't have much of an effect on me now, it's a little upsetting.
>>680939797
Yeah, that's how it goes. You only get the really good effects before the addiction starts. After that you're just playing maintenance...
Ah, well... I'm going to go to bed now. Doesn't seem like anyone's coming by. See you tomorrow if you're around!
>>680939971
L8r yo
>>680904773
