Why aren't you vegan yet?
>>680903392
how many truckloads of broccoli you need to eat to get 100 calories?
>>680903607
only 7 you animal killing hitler faggot
Because I like beef more than broccoli
>>680903745
Holy fuck 7 TRUCK LOADS of broccoli is too much for me.
>>680903392
>implying all protein is the same
bc 100 calories of steak is like 3 bites and 100 calories of broccoli is like 50 pieces
Like im stupid and this was easy to poke holes in
>>680903885
why don't you eat your fingers?
Just in case you guys are wondering, this image is wrong.
According to the USDA’s Agricultural Research Service’s Nutrient Data Laboratory database, 100 calories of broiled beef, top sirloin steak has exactly 11.08 grams of protein and 100 calories of chopped, raw broccoli has exactly 8.29. I know vegans inherent suffer from brain damage, but 8.29 is less than 11.08
Because I need store bought cheeseburgers Mr Lahey.
The planet has thrived off the consumption of other living organisms.
Planets though lacking a nervious system, still have an internal "intelligence" that's able to respond to outside world stimuli.
It's the circle of life, Plants didn't evovle on this earth specifically for some bitch vegans who can't understand that there are millions of other animals eating meat.
Eat meat, don't eat meat. Doesn't stop animals being killed by humans or other organisms.
>>680903392
cause they're gonna die anyways might as well enjoy that sweet sweet murder.
Killing animals is both fun and tasty.
>inb4 someone calling me edgelord
>>680903392
They totally ignore the amino acids present. Broccoli does not provide all the needed amino acids, beef do.
>>680903745
Yes kikes are animals too and we must protect their genus from extinction
>>680903974
And they say there aren't any stupid questions.
>>680904480
and they said people actually pretend to be retarded.
>>680903392
OP cannot into caloric density in overall grams
>>680904623
Well, you certainly are proving them wrong, aren't you?
>>680904884
did you smell that? It smells like newfag.
satan commands me to devour the flesh of lesser beings
>>680903392
If we weren't meant to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? Checkmate, faggot-ass vegans
>>680903392
>none of the violence
Because the massacre of countless Woodland areas, destruction of the entire ecosystem, genocide of the infinite animals living there is violent.
Veganism, not even once.
>>680903392
lol lies https://eathropology.com/2013/04/08/broccoli-has-more-protein-than-steak-and-other-crap/
>>680903392
Plants have feelings too, science has proven that they are sentient beings, therefore you are just as violent as I am to your food.
This "info-graph" is a crock of shit. It's a blatant lie
>>680905138
Then maybe you should lurk moar.
>Why aren't you vegan yet
I'm not vegan because meat is amazing. Besisdes I don't give two flying fucks about why you think killing animals is wrong.
>>680905856
are you full retard
https://youtu.be/pb2xCzW_5g8
>>680903392
Because I am faggot, but I refuse to say it openly because of all of the faggots like you. Now go fuck off.
>>680905523
if we weren't meant to eat animals, why isnt meat poison for huamns ?
>>680903392
No violence?
How do you figure that?
The pesticides used to stop insects eating your broccoli kill thousands of insects which are then eaten by lizards frogs and small mammals who after ingesting to much pesticide also die.
The machines that harvest your broccoli don't check the field for small animals before rolling over them blades flashing, killing hundreds per crop.
The trucks that transport your broccoli to where its prepared for sale and then again to the warehouse it will be stored in kill insect and run down animals leaving road kill behind them.
The warehouse your broccoli is stored in is guarded with rat traps and poisons which increase the death toll of creatures again.
All in all the pure carnage your fucking broccoli caused to get to your plate makes you a party to mass murder.
The beef took a toll as well, but the difference no meat eater sits atop a cloud of selfsatisfied stupidity as to how he got fed.
>>680903392
Tried a vegan diet once... Didn't go so well... Vegans can run pretty fast... And the meat is so stringy...
>>680905856
>believing this
>ISHYGDDT
>>680903392
because there is protein in meat that plants dont have and if you dont eat these proteines your are more likely to get cancer
faggot
>>680903392
Because I like yogurt you faggot.
>>680903392
MEAT MOTHERFUCKER MEEEEEEAT
>>680903392
Because vegan diets taste like shit.
I'll take my chicken wings, you can suck your celery sticks faggot.
>>680906391
I have a decent-sized garden and I've never had to use anything but water, fertilizer (a surprisingly small amount I might add), and fencing to keep out rabbits.
And somehow, magically, I get great tomatoes, broccoli, potatoes, peppers, etc.
I think you're full of shit.
Because meat tastes good. I love all the tasty animals
>>680906391
10/10 I will use this argument on all vegans, thank you anon.
>>680903392
KYS you retard
I'm already too skinny. I know for a fact my doctor would nag me to start eating meat again if I'd even bother.
>>680906679
>all vegans have magic gardens that they get all of their food from.
Guess you just solved world hunger then eh? everyone go vegan and you get a magic garden that will supply 100% of your required food.
>>680903392
I am, am I special?
>>680906679
then you have no idea how people who don't have your special little world to support you get their food
like most retarded faggots you think that because something is true for you its must be a world wide fact
go spend some time on a farm in a harsher part of the world
Not all protein is created equal. Anyone can tell you that the protein in whey is way better than the protein in butter.
>>680907064
I'm not vegan. I love meat. I just happen to love vegetables I grow myself far more than the shit Wal-Mart sells. It's weird as hell how different they are.
Calm down bro.
>>680903392
This is false as fuck, and comes from an eroneous statistic from the book Eat To Live. Beef has 22 g / 213 cal = 10.3 g / 100 cal and broccoli has 4.2 g / 50 cal = 8.4 g / 100 cal. Google is your friend:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=beef+protein
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=broccoli+protein
>>680903392
says they love animals
then why are you eating their food?
>>680907210
Oh shut up. Fucking retard.
Niggers can't grow crops because they're fucking idiots. Same for whatever other disenfranchised shit-fuck race you're referring to.
Fucking die already. WHHHHAAAAAAAA.
Tomorrow I'll go to my special little world, and work my ass off in the sun doing more work in 8 hours in my garden than your welfare absorbing fuckwit friends will in a month.
>it's so easy.. cause i'm white!
>>680903392
because vegans falsify information like everyone is as dumb as they are.
100 calories of beef = 12g of protein, 100 calories of broccoli = 8g of protein
fuck you
>>680903887
Thank you for this.
>>680903392
Because by weight I'd have to eat 500g of brocolli to get 11.1g of protein, meanwhile I only have to eat 25g of steak to get 6.4g of protein... not trying to eat 22lb of broccoli to meet my protein needs for the day as someone who lifts regularly
>>680903392
>Bitches about gmo
>Bitches about hes a vegan
>Doesnt realize that broccoli is a gmo
Meat tastes good, you keep sucking cum
>>680907910
Not that I would, chicken is the best protein per capita item aside from shakes
>>680906500
I read this 4 times before I got it.
>>680903392
Your body needs certain kinds of protein. You will slowly disintegrate on only broccoli.
>>680907637
kek
its so wonderful when the stupid fucks lose it
>>680903392
Because it makes you cry you pussy
Eh. All I do is eat a mostly vegetarian diet.
I eat a fuck ton of veggies with some seafood. I very occassionally eat pork, chicken, beef, and turkey.
Can say that my shit doesn't smell as bad, don't crave as much junk food. Other than that, nothing has changed.
This diet certainly makes meat taste a fuck ton better when I do eat it and has made veggies taste waaaaay better now that I actually know how to cook it. Also, creative cooking is pretty fun.
>>680903974
Is anyone else fascinated by the thought of eating there own fingers?
According the Dr. Furhman’s book, Eat to Live, a 100-calorie portion of sirloin steak has 5.4 grams of protein, and a 100-calorie portion of broccoli has 11.2 grams of protein. This is wrong. According to the USDA’s Agricultural Research Service’s Nutrient Data Laboratory database, 100 calories of broiled beef, top sirloin steak has exactly 11.08 grams of protein and 100 calories of chopped, raw broccoli has exactly 8.29.
>100 calories of beef = 11.08 grams of protein
>100 calories of broccoli = 8.29 grams of protein
>Beef > Broccoli
8.29 grams of protein is fair bit of protein. There is only a difference of a couple of grams of protein between broccoli and steak. Yes, I would agree, those numbers are a lot closer than you might expect, and this might actually be nutritionally important, if all protein were created equal. Which it isn’t.
A 275-calorie portion of steak (4 ounces) has 30.5 grams of protein and comes very close to meeting all the daily essential amino acid requirements for a 70 kg adult. A 277-calorie portion of broccoli is not only way more food—you’ll be chewing for a long time as you try to make it through 9 ¼ cups of broccoli—exactly NONE of the daily essential amino acid requirements for an adult are met.
>PIC RELATED
In reality, it takes twice that much broccoli, or over 18 cups, containing nearly twice as many calories, in order to get anywhere near meeting all essential amino acid requirements.
>>680906391
fucking savage, got em.
>>680904164
>>680903887
>>680904193
thisidy thisidy this
>>680908340
Shit does sound interesting, but I need my fingers.
Gotta jerk off my coworkers, make video games, finger my butthole, finger my coworkers' buttholes, make art, and it makes blowjobs all the more easier.
>>680904210
no one is calling you anything newfag
>>680908413
/thread
>>680903392
Fuck you
>>680903974
And you said there's be no violence involved, you lying faggot.
>>680903392
Because meat tastes good and I couldn't give less of a fuck about animals because I'm not a cuck beta vegan.
>>680908413
still more calories then I would expect broccoli to have why do ideologes have to fuck with statistics to make there point.
>>680908704
The guy's a fucking idiot. For instance: Trucks transport meat too, ya derp. The land used for cattle, the waste from cattle, etc.
Every argument he states is nullified. He's shitty stupid.
>>680908979
Well said, ethnic frog
>>680909153
the difference is meat eaters don't give a fuck
>>680903392
checkmate faggot
>>680903392
I could go vegan, but vegans have this reputation of being massive fucking faggots who can't mind their own business. I don't want to be associated with that shit.
>>680909311
Because I don't want to get routine b12 injections in my ass.
>>680909280
I eat meat too.. I fucking love it juicy and rare.
But that guy is a fucking moron.
We don't have to lie to be right.
It's easy. No lies needed.
>>680903392
violence is fun, and we need to control deer populations.
>irresponsible non-predation
>>680909153
Yeah but the meat eaters are not saying "no violence."
That was the whole point you butthurt homo.
>>680906391
this is golden
I wonder how much of the farm animal population of the world we'd need to kill if suddenly everyone became vegan?
We'd keep sheep and horses but that'd be about it.
>>680909538
okay how did he lie?
>>680906159
what about the fact that animal agriculture contributes as much as 51% of the CO2 we create?
>>680909538
There are literally zero lies in his post anon
>>680908340
>Saved the thumbnail.
>>680907292
the only time it's tolerable to eat vegetables is when they are accidentally too close to the meat.
>>680906391
>2015+/-1
>being this stupid
>>680909538
>has magic garden
>everything is a lie
I know what meat you eat rare
>>680904204
this directly goes against my beliefs so please take it down.
It's reasonable to assert that biology does not yet know enough about the nature of proteins to determine the entire outcome of consuming a given type of protein. Plant protein is good for you and as a human your body has a reasonable expectation that you will consume a fair amount of it, yet it's gone to great lengths also to adapt your physiology to be able to hunt and consume animals. Beyond the caloric mechanics of a starvation-based outlook on nutrition I think we maybe have overlooked more subtle effects of the consumption of various proteins.
People who totally abstain from animal protein seem to become very thin, not just because of their low-fat diets but they seem to lose a good deal of muscle mass. For a long time I assumed this was because these people were just hipsters and the reality of a true vegan diet was a complex one that fully dealt with the fact that particular, rather special plants had to be consumed to efficiently get protein. But the more I think about it the more I wonder if the consumption of animal protein might be some kind of biological trigger for the development and maintenance of the level of muscle mass required for active hunting? Either because they provide some kind of superior nutrition for building muscle or simply because the consumption of meat generated some epigenetic signal to transform the body into one more fit for hunting?
Tell me what you think.
>>680909280
t. Nobody goes prancing around spewing their faggotry worse than vegans. Why would anyone want to be apart of that
>Wanting to have anemia because of your diet.
I like in northern new york anon, shit already switchs from 54Degrees one day to snowing the next, I don't have the fat to stand that shit.
>>680903392
that's because to consume 100 calories of broccili you'd have to consume almost 10 times as much broccili.
why don't you embrace your omnivore heritage?
>>680910031
brilliant counter argument
>>680904189
Fuck off bobandy burger walrus.
>>680903392
I'm on a diet for my strength training. I need to get 200g protein daily. How much brocoli do I need to eat to obtain that?
>>680910031
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>>680910636
have you ever heard of beans?
>>680903392
because nothing like a kebab
>>680903392
Because I'm not a retard that forgets that meat tastes delicious.
>>680909858
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the atmosphere.
Actually, yes. Good day, sir!
>>680910735
That's not what we're arguing about, you colossal faggot
>>680903607
like 3 cups. way to much brocolli
>>680903392
meat has a high protein intake along with a cal intake also why would do it any other way
holy shit I went to veganstreet.com and I died of cancer.
>yet
>implying it will ever happen
I hate you, and I hate vegans in general. Vegetarians are alright though.
>>680910322
>>680910711
>>680906391
>implying there isn't an obvious qualitative difference between killing insects accidentally and intentionally killing livestock
>implying insects perceive pain in even remotely the same way
>implying vegetables are all made with pestisides
>implying eating a vegan diet doesn't reduce cruelty to animals
>failing to realize MORE grain is grown to feed animals which are then eaten by an order of magnitude
>making all of these excuses in order to justify something that's morally wrong because you're not tough enough to cut one food group from your diet.
>>680903974
Nature, in it, animals would GLADLY wipe you out of our gene pool, and make a meal of you, OTHER humans, would kill those animals and make them their meal, simple fucking law of nature, kill, or be killed.
Cause I fuckin hate animals so much
>>680910941
I thought that you were discussing your need for high-protein foods, my b
>>680908413
This is a 4 oz. steak.
>>680908413
>>680911428
This is 2 cups of broccoli. Imagine eating all of this, and then having to do it 4 and a half more times.
Or you could just have the fucking steak.
you get whole proteins from meat in a faster way, half proteins from vegetables in a slower way. YOU DIRTY FUCKING NIGGARS!
>>680911124
>implying no violence went into making a broccoli
>making excuses to ease broken vegan myth
>greentexting so much butthurt
fucking topkek
>>680903392
Because meat tastes good and fuck you!
>>680903392
Delicious animal protein =/= Nazi Broccoli Fake Protein Lacking Essential Amino Acids Found No Were in the Plant Kingdom
How does it feel to be an inferior organism vegan? What do you think of the coming divergence of the human race coming in the next couple hundred years? How do you feel about my race enslaving and eating yours in the far future? How does it feel to be future cattle for man's true successor? How does it feel to truly be weak and helpless? As the man who will help birth the next masters Earth, I want to know how truly pathetic our future food source is.
>>680910915
Holy shit
>>680911741
It do be like it is.
>>680903392
Take away an animals food and nutrients, it dies.
Take away a plants food and nutrients, it also dies.
Take away animals water, it dies.
Take away a plants water, it also dies.
Cut a trees bark, it repairs itself/grows back.
Cut an animals skin, it repairs itself/grows back.
You see what I'm getting at?
>im vegan lol i love plants but i love eating them???? go green save earf xd
ok i love animals but i love eating them save the animals?????
Do vegans even have a valid argument???????????
>>680911861
Do be do be do.
>>680903607
approximately a third of a kilogram,or 10 and a half ounces.
>>680910779
Damn, thought that was Deadpool on the top left
>>680911912
>animals contain a central nervous system that allows them to perceive pain, and to suffer
>plants have no nerves at all
>>680911650
Implying cutting the fucking stems of plants isnt fucking violent are vegans just fucking stupid or something
>>680911912
I love animals so much I could eat them.
Which I do.
>>680911650
do you have an argument made of substance or will you just mischaracterize mine to sound smart?
>>680911562
At least the broccoli will fill you up
>>680912109
yes
>>680903392
I eat the meat of vegetarians, close enough.
>>680911912
Not that I'm at all arguing for veganism, but the
difference is sentience.
Granted, we could argue to what degree any
given animal has sentience, but the fact remains
that animals have sentient brains, and plants
do not.
What is the point of being on the top of the food chain if I don't eat every animal that tastes good?
>>680903745
Kek
>>680912148
your the one who went off topic like a ranting dumbass
I WILL CUM ALL OVER YOUR BROCCOLLI AND SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING DIRTY NIGGER MOUTH ANON NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANAL LOVING FAGGOT BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK DOWN YOUR VEGAN THROAT! I PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT AT HOME I DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT ONLINE YOU FUCKING NIGGAR!!!!
>>680912061
And all that does is shoot signals to the animals brain telling it to move away from the danger. Its a survival tool. Plants react to danger as well releasing poisons and such to keep itself alive.
Next
Can someone please explain what is morally wrong about killing and eating animals? Other than you think it's wrong. Like where do you draw your moral high ground that it's wrong?
>>680903392
If god didn't want us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made animals out of it.
>>680912168
The average capacity of a human stomach (IE, someone fit, not a hambeast or competitive eater) is about 4,500 milliliters. As in, if you eat any more than this you'll vomit to avoid rupturing your stomach lining.
>9.25 cups = 2188.439 milliliters
So yes, you'll feel pretty goddamn full.
Unless you have the money to buy vitamin supplements being vegan will only lead you to being sick and frail.
>>680911124
>bugs aren't cute so fuck them
>>680906922
one of my protein bars has 30 grams of protein. imagine eating three times that amount of brocolli just to get a post-workout protein rush
>not to mention all the digestion your body would waste processing all that garbage
>>680903392
>Why aren't you vegan yet?
Because I don't have a vagina between my legs.
>>680912129
Indians fucking worshipped animals and still ate them. It wasn't even just the Indians. Many ancient civilizations worshipped animals and still ate them. Animals eat other animals and you dont see them on strike saying its wrong.
Wombo combo where are you at vegans??????
>>680912529
They're not poisons, they're toxins. And the plant doesn't wait to release them, they're just present in the plant.
Hot peppers don't "release" capsaicin, it's just there in the pepper.
The vast majority of plants do not react, and are incapable of doing so.
>>680903392
>implying plants aren't living things with feelings, too.
>>680910186
It's an interesting theory, and definitely worth investigation if not already, but it seems unlikely that such a level of active adaptation would be present as a result of activities dealing with a function that is so isolated from the greater sum of the organism. Protein synthesis happens at a cellular level, so there is no way that the brain could regulate the amount and type of protein synthesis in the way that would be necessary to actively switch the body from a scavenger or gatherer's build, to one of a hunter.
>>680911428
>>680911562
>>680903392
Stop forcing your diet on others you pretentious faggot. I highly suggest that you do what the little girl is doing in this image
>>680912897
Same shit
Well I think I no vegan because of 1 dick in my butt is 1 too many
>>680912911
As long as they don't scream with terror, it's not in pain.
Which is why I support breeding "silent genes" into all of our current livestock.
>>680912119
someone took that much time to create a gif, but they were too dumb to know the difference between a barbell and a dumbell...
>>680903392
I fucking love broccoli anon! Cover that shit in cheese sauce, or maybe eat it it raw with a shitload of ranch dressing. And it makes a perfect side dish to go with a nice meat dish, even a rare steak.
Oh the humanity
>>680913259
>cant hear em scream, must mean its good for em :)
>>680910127
You fucking ingher
This better be b8it
>>680913259
clams, fish, and eggs don't scream with terror, but vegans don't eat those either.
>>680913481
dis neither do bugs, insects.
You ever hear a snake scream?
How about any other reptile do they scream in pain. If not that must mean they arent sentient and we can eat those xd
>>680913481
omg dont talk about eggs im a vegan and an anti abortionist that double triggers my ptsd card im having a panic attack call an amberlamps x(((
>>680913842
Yes, because animals have such a wealth of knowledge to offer our society
>>680912604
That pic always fascinates me.
So the Bernia supporter starts out as a shy but cute girl,
but turns into an attention-whoring, no-fashion-sense weeb when
she switches to Trump?
Jeez. Why isn't everyone a Trump supporter? I'mma go register
as a Repub right now...
>>680903392
Because life has no value and meat tastes fantastic
>>680914099
Does this trigger you, faggot?
>>680914417
they look pretty tasty to me.
>>680914417
HOH GOD. I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND REPORTING YOUR ACCOUNT TO THE GUARDS!!!! I've seen olenty of human murder and animal torture on this plce. But this
>TRIGGERED MAI NIGGER
>>680912529
> thinking plants have central nervous systems
kek
So, by your logic, I should not face any moral or
legal issues should I decide to kill you and eat your
flesh? I mean, your pain is only signals being sent
to your brain, yeah?
>>680914417
I'm not a vegan asswipe. I just dont like eggs that much. However I would eat that
>>680904189
zactky
I dont hate the world for making mistakes, I hate the world for making mistakes on purpose. And being vegan is a mistake. So is being anti-abortionist. Really anything that could classify as being an Sjw. Might as well tell animals to stop eating each other because it's too violent. Tell them to keep it pg for ur kids and just eat a plants. Would you kill a fox to save a bunny because the fox was trying to kill the bunny or let it go and panic because ur too sensitive. This entire planet is a mistake and we enable it. I think God has ran out of places to forgive us for our sins because we are just so fucking stupid.
>>680914712
Seems reasonable. But I can do the same to you. And trust me. I can kill ou faster than you can blink your ass
>>680914099
kill yourself you fucking piece of shit HIEL HITLER EAT MEAT!!!
>>680904189
Fuck off Randy.
>>680914119
Im not saying they do, but vegans act like it lmao.
>>680915091
Lmao
>LMAO
GO BACK TO MOSQUE MOE
>>680914507
Boiled eggs are about the most boring way to eat eggs possible. How hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?
>>680914792
>In the Year of Our Lord <current year>
>believes in God
You are of course right about all that other shit though.
Listen you green shitting veganoid.
I'm a pleasure seeker you hear me cunt?
So now that I have quit drugs food is how I get pleasure. I don't see any pleasure in eating mini squishy trees or other nasty ass veggies.
Fak off
>>680903392
I don't care how an animal is killed as long as it's tasty.
Because I'm not a faggot-ass milksop.
>>680914712
Nigger are you an dumb? Im saying reactions work the same way. Venus fly traps? Chemical reaction. Got cut by a dude with switchblade? Chemicals made you decide to gtfo before you got killed. Or went badass mode and managed to fuck the guy up. Fight or flight. Faggot. Chemicals. Faggot. Do you even have a basic education.
Powerlifting, 100% free of vegan, crossfitters, niggers, feminists and the rest of subspecies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL-Yhn-EBs0
God, I hope the "vegans" in this thread are baiting.
If not, then seriously, why the fuck should you care that other people have not conformed to your worldview? You're making the act of not eating animal products seem like some sjw cult. If you really wanted to let people see things from your point of view, actually put some fucking logic into your posts and discuss actual facts instead of the kind of bullshit like what's in OP's pic and what most of you have been spouting throughout this thread.
Personally, I'm vegan because I can be. I decide whether I'd rather eat something that could have resulted in cruelty that's tastier, or something that's not as tasty but is completely ethical. That's literally fucking it. If a situation comes along where the benefits of eating an animal product outweighs the benefits of not causing harm to animals, that's when I'll be willing to eat animal products, it's personal preference.
Most vegans aren't peta-supporting sjw-nazis like the ones in this thread, we just literally choose not to eat animal products because we have the choice not to.
Eat whatever the fuck you want, I don't care, and neither should you.
I think the OP is right and totally not a faggot...
Who likes steak anyway?
>>680914883
>blink your ass
Because I'm not a dumb ass who thinks animals are not for eating. If animals weren't for eating, then why would their meats be so delicious?
>>680915817
>why the fuck should you care that other people have not conformed to your worldview?
vegan-ism is not a worldview...It's a sexual orientation: gay
>>680903392
How many times a week do you make this thread?
>>680916029
If animals weren't for eating, then why do they eat each other
>>680915091
I'm no vegan, but I actually like animals better than most people. They aren't stupid, boring assholes like humans tend to be. I mean they are stupid, and can be boring, but they won't rub it in by talking your ears off. They won't ever murder you because God told them too, or for fun either.
>>680911562
Punish your toilet
>>680915770
Which is what my post stated.
Good job arguing against a point by just repeating
the point. That's some sound logic ya got there, breh.
Reductionism at it's finest.
> kill yourself
>>680903392
If these threads are ment to make people get annoyed with vegans and never even consider adoping this shItty diet. Then you sir.... mission accomplished
>>680903392
Prince was a vegan.
>>680904189
frigg off bobandy
>>680916367
Spoken like your typical mass shooter.
You've just made it to the list
>>680903745
You're just mad because you have excruciating gas from eating broccoli all day.
>>680916367
>animals
>people
same thing nigger
>>680910915
>>680903392
I already am. Greetings brethren.
>>680916029
If animals weren't for eating why would the USDA bother approving them for human consumption? Are they lying? If so then how do we know that that box of macaroni, or those apples are meant for human consumption either? USDA - 1, vegans - 0
>>680916168
Welp, you got me there, I actually am a faggot
>>680916496
I think they are, these are obvious bait.
>>680903392
Because I like to feel healthy and not look like I'm dying from cancer.
>>680903392
If I stop eating animals, they will all eat your veggies stupid vegancunt
fkn ell u srs
>>680914883
> and trust me
> I can kill you
> faster than you can blink your ass
Jokes on you. Thanks to my affinity for anal gymnastics
I can pucker my sphincter so fast it produces sonic waves.
>>680903392
I like food
>>680916461
>implying
Bottom line, is veganism is fine if you want to lose weight. It's a great way to not eat a lot of sustainable food, be constantly hungry, and spend lots of money on vitamin supplements.
If you actually enjoy the act of eating good food or also don't want to become skeletonfag you might want to steer clear.
You think plants don't feel.
You fagget
>>680903392
are u really vegan
r u rly vegan dude lmao
>>680903745
hilker was a vegan you ass wagon
Fun fact: Plants release a chemical response to being attacked. The smell of a fresh-cut lawn? That's the grass crying out for help. Grass can, more or less, feel pain. So unless you're eating plants that have rotted away and died, you're hurting an organism, and aren't truly vegan. Also, you must be using purely synthetic materials in all of your everyday items, otherwise you're living off of the pain of plants and animals.
>>680903392
actually plants are alive so when you uproot them you basically slaughter them and any chance they had at a peaceful life fucking vegetable killer. eat rocks at least they aren't alive fucking savage.
>>680917587
>"Towards the end of his life Adolf Hitler followed a vegetarian diet. It is not clear when he adopted it, since some accounts of his dietary habits prior to the Second World War indicate that he consumed meat as late as 1937."
He was a failure vegi-pleb you ass wagon
>>680906500
We need a thumbs-up option
>>680917587
Hitler was also a human, are you sure you also want to be a human?
>>680913265
Are you Cereal?! like how do you even expect a sausage to be able to balance a barbell properly? Pshhhhh gtfo
>>680903392
Your attempts to turn this board gay has failed
Better luck next time vegan cunt
>>680916659
Didn't I specifically just say that murdering each other is one of the flaws that make me not like us? Why yes I did, maybe you just have a problem with reading comprehension.
>>680916707
I know that dipshit. But people usually put humans on a pedestal, and pretend like we are something more. It therefore is necessary to make a distinction. If I had of said that I prefer almost all animals to one specific species, it wouldn't have made much sense without further clarification. And also, I do hate some other species too--rats, roaches, flies, etc.--so fuck, I dunno, I guess I like some animals, more than others, including humans.
>>680903392
I like to stroke it and have no time for trivial stuff
>>680906306
Be a useful we have the choice to choose either.
>>680903392
Because I didn't climb all the way to the top of the goddamned food chain to chew on the shit I fucking walk on.
Suck my dick, vegans.
>>680909311
The absolute madman!
>>680903392
guess i just enjoy good food too much.
>>680903887
This right fucking here
>>680918120
More hate speech, your climbing the list mighty fast. Keep it up cunt and you'll win a prize tonight.
>>680903392
go back to your furry threads faggot
>>680909311
hungary
>>680917249
> implying
> > implying
> > > implying
> > > > implying
>>680903392
Because I enjoy all of the eatable things in the world, except octopus. It tastes like a raw eraser.
>>680918311
this.
>>680903392
Jesus christ all you guys are so easy to bait with this shit, like you would have thought after the 100th time this thread has been up you would have gotten the hint.
>>680916496
>>680916817
>Poes law
These threads probably are meant as bait, but as with religious faggotry (and this includes atheism, so don't tip your fedoras just yet), it's sometimes almost impossible to tell the serious from parody. Vegans are often pushy and annoying assholes, so it's not hard to believe that a real one might start a thread like this.
>>680918553
>>680918444
nice trips.
>>680903392
Probably because that picture is a load of shit.https://eathropology.com/2013/04/08/broccoli-has-more-protein-than-steak-and-other-crap/
>>680918564
who cares this is /b/
This is what we do
>>680903392
I am, anon.
High five!
>>680918606
well everyone has to believe something. Either atheist or theist, meat eater or veganfag. So what you're saying is everyone's a faggot? Or just most people most of the time are faggots?
Just trying to understand. no beef (kek)
>>680918844
Yeah I suppose, it just seems retarded in my eyes, would rather have more pointless porn threads than more of these retarded religion/vegan/pc or console threads that go around in circles.
As humans we are designed to handle both with meat causing more harm down the line if consumed regularly through bowel cancer or clogged arteries. Consuming animal fat is one of the leading causes of obesity and a little known fact is that in non-organically raised animals store all the pesticides in there fat because their feed isn't as regulated which in turn introduces it to those who consume it.
>>680916544
/thread
>>680903887
You get more usable protein out of an egg white than just about anything. Not really any violence there, just a chicken period.
Eating food for just the nutritional value is like just donating sperm just for the reproduction. I'd rather eat steak and have sex for the pleasure, not the purpose.
>>680919259
look up cage farms
>>680918390
>hate speech
Sorry, I'm not from Europe. I don't have to worry about the thought police, sending me to a re-education resort for hurting anyones poor wittle feelings.
>>680919065
Nice find jack
>>680919331
Donating sperm is better... you don't have to spend your own money raising the kid.
>>680919377
damn nice dox
This is an art. Fuck off with your vegan shit.
>>680903392
Fixed it for you
>>680919050
/b/ is retarded, yes, so?
if you like porn go to >>>/gif/
>>680907637
Bullshit you're gonna spend 8 hours in your garden. It's a garden, not a farm. Everyone's grandma has one as an old bitch hobby. Stop trying to sound sound cool, cause it's not working.
>>680919340
I raise my own chickens. They just wander around the yard and convert grass clippings and grasshoppers into free eggs
>>680918951
>right to be here
>right
Nigger does a fish need it's rights read to it before I suffocate it, slit its fucking gills clean and grill his ass? No. Because they aren't people.
They haven't earned any "rights." We're all animals and we have the upper hand so we eat them
I'd eat kittens if they tasted good who fucking cares
>>680919705
>Stop trying to sound sound cool, cause it's not working
how do you manage to stutter online you betafag
>>680907637
Wah wah wah cry more hahahaha
>> muh veganism, shut up wub wub wub, you dun know anything shitlord white cis homoeroticustranspangenderfluiddisoseborrucleicusniggeridetifiedautoqueernonbinary faggot
>>680919331
Turkey Bacon is actually way healthier with similar amounts of protein. Personally, I'm not that into it, but...
turkey sticks are fucking amazing. like slim jims, but made of turkey. they taste fucking god-tier. I first tried them while experimenting with being healthy, and they are just amazing.
>>680907637
>being THIS mad
veganfags on suicide watch
>>680917587
He was a vegetarian. It was due to his stomach problems however, not his politics, though they were pretty retarded. Like vegan-tier retarded. Still I don't like to see obvious disinformation being passed off as fact. That was how Hitler rose to power to begin with.
>>680903392
>Why aren't you vegan yet?
Because my faggotry is vast, but FINITE.
What is a complete source of protein?
>>680903392
>>680903392
Because broccoli taste like shit, and beef is delicious to the point it worth the violence
>frankly this is my only reason
>>680918252
So you eat meat, and only meat? No side dishes at all? No herbs and shit to spice that meat?
>>680904164
underrated post
/thread
>>680903392
So you're okay with killing as long as you don't have to look at your shit. Because plants are alive. You're the worst type of person, a weak pathetic panze that wants shit done but doesn't want to know how. Remember that your broccoli and spinach was alive too you fuck
>>680903392
Because I'm not a faggot
Vegan for 4 years now. No excuse not to be, right side of history, etc...
"Wow look at this picture of grandpa Anon! But what is he eating -- is that meat?"
"You have to understand, it was a different time then, people did a lot of foolish things because they simply weren't as civilized and educated as we are today."