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YOU ARE IN THE MATRIX. SINGLES BECOME AGENT SMITH DUBS JOIN THE

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YOU ARE IN THE MATRIX.
SINGLES BECOME AGENT SMITH
DUBS JOIN THE RESISTANCE
TRIPS BECOME THE ONE
QUADS TURN INTO THE ARCHITECT
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>>680895798

rollin like a tumbleweed
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>>680895798

re roll
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>>680895798
I'm awake
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Oh boy.
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>>680895956
Hello, Me.
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I am made of chalk
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>>680895798
roll
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where can one find the matrix streaming online?
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>>680896311
checked
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time for that pill
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>>680896448
watch animatrix instead
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Smith, this is smith.
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>>680896598
already have. want to rewatch the first movie.
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not liek dis
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I am become architect
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>>680895798
Ahem
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>>680896598
its funny how animatrix manages to be more violent than the movies
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I am, maybe the one.
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>>680896311
Alright so im part of the uprising, but I know im capable of much more
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too bad agent smith is the one
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There is no spoon.
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Roll again
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Because I choose to. Also, check em.
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There is no mother fucking spoon.
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>>680895798

Another roll thread. What a fucking douche.
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>>680896999
Holy shit! We've found the one!
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>>680896999
Well there you have it, get the fuck out or my matrix!
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>>680896999
OH FUCK
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>>680895798
The premise of this thread is beyond gay, it's basically the same level as tumblr.
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I am in control
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>>680896999
Smith always wins
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nero please
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>>680896999
It's him. The anomaly. Do we proceed? Yes. After all. He is still. Only human.
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pls b good
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>>680895798
Mr Anderson
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>>680897275
Upgrades
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Agent Smith is The One.
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But wasn't Smith the anomaly needed to reset the matrix?
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Rolling for smith!
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>>680895798
follow the white rabbit
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>>680895798
rolling
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spinning
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>>680897519
The one was the one needed, but when neo jumped into smith to destroy him in the first film he accidentally imprinted part of himself into smiths coding. This created a yin yang situation.

The only reason neo succeeded is because of the imprint on smith making him stronger than every other ai involved with the matrix, which put neo in a position of power to barter a deal.
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>>680895798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CTdTtT4ng
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>>680895798
Neo rollerino
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>>680895798

I am your god now
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Cum
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>>680895798
Ill roll
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>>680895798
hello
Mr. Anderson.
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>>680895798

It will all happen again....
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Morpheus has already liberated....but am I the one like he says?
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k
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Wake up
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Mr Anderson.
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I want to break free..
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me too, thanks
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>>680895798
Time to stamp this filthy rebellion down once and for all gentlemen.
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>>680895798
rull
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what
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Smith and Neo are one in the same.
It is a holy grail story and a "use the force story" all in one.
Neo can't survive without Smith, Smith cannot survive without Neo.
It is a balance, good, evil, light, darkness story.
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There will be no spooning
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eh?
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K
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t. not the architect
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>>680898633
>>680896999
>>680896900
>>680896311
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>>680899039
You missed my post
>>680898799
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I will be god.
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If dubs, im the oracle
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that asian dude was as strong as neo in part 2. So im the asian dude
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>>680895798
Singles get
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>>680899433
and the asian dude, I AM.
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Hello, me.
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>>680895798
roll
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Mr. Anderson! Are you surprised to see me
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The architect was gay
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Rollerino
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>>680899509
He was actually stronger, since he was Hardware based.
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>>680898032
Or does the architect merely need to find "the one" to flush out the anomaly that is needed to reset the matrix and restore balance
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Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would I had gotten doubles it if I hadn't said anything?
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>>680899711
You. Lets get him.
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>>680895798
Agent.smt has crashed

>Would you like to restart?
>Y
>N
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Me, Me, Me
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rollo
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rolling pin
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roll for architect
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>>680895798
Wake me up inside
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nigs
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raol
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>>680899711
>>680900135
That's the plan
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fuck
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Rolling for Rodgers
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ass
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Trips get 444
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>>680895798
i know kung fu
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Roll nig nogs
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>>680895798
ayy lmao
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ok then
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I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD
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>>680895798
You! Me me me. Me too.
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BEHOLD MY FINAL FORM
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unplug them all
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I will become the architect
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>>680895798
Rolls for neo
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>>680895798
Neo here I come!
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Architect check em
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I have no need to excuse the matrix I'm redpilled
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>>680901899
Resistance fuck yeah
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Rollllll
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>>680895798
Honestly, I'd like to be one of the agents. That shit would be cash, just storming buildings where rebels are and shit.
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>>680895798
wew
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>>680895798
I´ll fight 4 e/v/er
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>>680895798

Qwedz git!
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>>680895798
Fuck this
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>>680895798
cxxxcz
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>>680895798
Rollin for oracle
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>>680895798
Mr. Anderson!
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I am the ARCHIREKT
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Where my quads at?
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>>680902604

Oh here they are.
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Niggers stink
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Neo coming through
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>>680895798
roll
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I am the One.
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>>680895798
re rol
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Rile
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>>680903000
Holy shit neo!
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oops
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>>680903000
Oh my god, hey Neo!
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>>680903000
Check em faggots.
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Rolle
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Bankai!
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Rolly
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Agent smith get.
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agent smith redy 2 kick ur ass
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Neo get
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>>680895798
agent Smith IS THE ONE, look it up on youtube, "filmtheories"
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I'm taking my role as Agent Smith, thank you,
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*SPOILER ALERT* Agent Smith is the one
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ONLY HUMAN
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>>680895798
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>>680895798
indubitably
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>>680903000
Wasted.
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Reroll
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Rolling
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>>680895798
rawlin
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NEO SAVE ME
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>>680895798
rawl
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Mr. Anderson..
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My name is neo. I am the ONE
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>>680895798
Everyone in the matrix now gets sodomized hourly.
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>>680895798
>SINGLES BECOME AGENT SMITH
>TRIPS BECOME THE ONE

>yfw agent smith was "the one" all along
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Rollin for resistance
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Mr. Anderson?
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>>680908065
>Mr. Anderson
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>>680908065
Yes
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Love rolling.
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>>680908153
Submit to the matrix
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Hellorato
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>>680908217
Never
>get
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>>680896598
Is that movie any good?
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I'm okay with agent smith
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lel i never watched this anime :)
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It couldn't be any other way
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>>680908311
Yay im part pf the resistance.
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Checkem'
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I HAVE ASCENDED
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>>680895798
takin muh chances...
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>>680908622
>Checked
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Really?

  ▲
▲ ▲
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alright fuck it
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I fight for freedom
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Re rolllllllll
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Sup
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I'm with Neo
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>>680909633
Welcome to the resistance!
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>>680895798
trips up in this BITCH
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>>680909633
Resistance what upp
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>>680895798

Or i just turn into Farage
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Let's go
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yo
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>>680895798
For the lulz
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>>680895798
IM GONNA BE THE ONE
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>>680895798
Agent smith coming
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ayy lmao
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>>680895798
For Neo
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I know Kung Fu.
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>>680895798
rooooooollllll
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Aight
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Hello Mr Anderson
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Mr... Annnnnderrrsoonnnn
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>>680895798
>680895798
Rollerarino
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"Siphon reporting into resistance frequency. Anyone ther---AHhh"
End of message. Repeat.
"Siphon reporting in to resistance frequency. Anyone ther--AHhh"
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Wrench reporting and tuning in to resistance airspace.
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>>680895798

Roll
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>>680895798
rolling for stones
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>>680912683
rolling and polling
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>>680895798
roll
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everybody walk the dinosaur
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Rolando
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I know kung fu.
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I am become Architect, the creator of worlds.
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>>680896900
Winrar
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Rollinn
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Such is the nature of Things.
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Rollinnnnn
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>>680895798
roll
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Rollerino
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>>680895798
I want out!!!
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>>680895798
rollin'
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Re roll for dem quads
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Imma roll
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>That melancholy feel when you're the architect but it's all pointless anyway.
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>>680895798
roll for dubs
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>>680895798
Check em
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>>680914667
off by one
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>>680895798
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rollio for polio
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Rollerino
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Nothing is real
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Rolling, Mr. Anderson.
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add
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rollllll
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