Waifu claiming thread. >ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
More like fuck these gets edition
Back with (hopefully) more gets
Obligatory claim.
>>680861119
Yeah, always see videos about that. Funny looking stuff, heh.
What you up to right now, friendo?
Check em.
Hello again
QoTT: anyone have a motorcycle?
>gets
>>>/s4s/
Hey fellas, it's your pal Hades, Lord of the Dead! Now, I don't normally hang around neighborhoods like this, but hey, what can I say? The scent of human desperation around here hangs heavier than a Cerberus's breath after Taco Tuesday. How can I resist?
So here's the deal: You get to bring one a your "why-foos" into reality - she's the full package, flesh, bone, blood, and all that mortal stuff. No one has a problem with her, it's as if she's always been there. She knows who she is, but she doesn't know who you are or where she is. Total fish outta water.
The price? Nothing too heavy, just as if you agree, and you fail to woo her in 12 days - Poof! It's like you never even knew she existed... sort of. You still see her in dreams, out of the corner of your eyes, all that stuff, but it'll never be real. You'll be dimly aware that there's something you've forgotten, but you'll never ever remember. Ever. You can't watch her show either or see people talking about it because as soon as you try, you'll remember that you have to do something else.
But hey, this should be no problemo for you Casanovas, right? Getting chicks must be second nature for you! The usual anime protag gets 12 episodes, you get 12 days. Bada boom, bada bing.
So whaddya say? I'll do that for the first one who agrees! Tic-tac...
BRAND NEW WAIFU GAME:
>1.Go to Deviantart
>2.Bring back the most autistic fan art of your waifu you can find
>3.???
>4.Profit
Akiko claim
>>680862233
When we do it, we do it right
>>680861919
>>680860867
how did you know i got a stingray????
>>680862359
>3DPD
What a joke
maybe this time. prepare for trouble, and make it doubble!
also claimed
>>680861532
Damn the wikia has a lot of information, it sucks that im lazy to search in it instead of just asking a human here.
Even with the formulas the chance of building the anti-sub stuff is low but hey... it costs few resources. Thy again.
>>680862233
Nope, not really my thing but checked.
>>680862156
/waifu/ is always /gets/
>sachi claim
Miho claimed
>>680862509
:/ I miss getting dubs, my get magic has run out.
I'm going to leave for a couple of days, but I doubt it will be for more than a week.
Goodbye everyone.
>claiming yume
greeting from shiina too
>>680862421
I tried.
>>680862516
You're welcome, ask away if you need help.
>>680862722
Stay safe Galko.
>>680862632
Let's hope so, it's glorious
>>680862421
There's only like 12 deviations of her
>>680862421
This reminds me off.
>Google "your name the hedgehog".
>Post the most autistic image you see.
>Pic related.
>>680862359
It is done.
>>680862163
>>680862359
As I said, I'll do it in 10.
>>680862359
I love how well this is written.
Props to the guy who made it, also love Hades from Hercules.
>mhw my hand is already real
>jokes on you
>>680862666
Satanic trips checked
Welcome back Miho, Lord of destruction
>>680862479
Cameras man... I got them all over /waifu/ists houses. Jk you told me few days ago.
>>680862847
Forgot to say this is me.
>>680861919
>>680862114
>>680862156
>>680862167
>>680862230
>>680862233
>>680862274
>>680862302
>>680862359
>>680862421
>>680862476
>>680862479
>>680862495
>>680862509
>>680862632
>>680862666
>>680862691
>>680862746
>>680862722
>>680862772
>>680862847
welcome back everyone
>>680862975
Oh... Excellent! She'll be appearing within the next few days.
Oh and kid, I hope for your sake you know japanese.
>>680862847
I thought that too. I was looking for a Tomoko pic on Google and Deviantart happened.
>>680862988
Hello my servant.
>>680862847
My name is unisex, so, all the images are grills.
>>680862666
Nice
>>680862852
>Memegenerator
>
>>680862666
Hey Satan.
>>680862421
That's some uncharted territory right there.
>>680862722
See ya then Galko.
>Best idol claimed
>>680863106
Thank you kindly, adorable.
>>680863118
>I hope for your sake you know japanese.
>Laughing too hard
>>680862421
Found one
>check these doops mang :^)
Why do you want your thread to derail into a cancerous dubs thread?
>>680863118
>I hope for your sake you know japanese.
thanks for the keks Hades
>>680863218
What's cookin' milord?
>>680862421
everything is pretty good, and the real autismo ones are cosplay
I don't want to play this game anymore:(
>>680863055
whoa! i don't even remember telling you lol, and i can't believe you remembered, anyways good night homura, i hope you sleep great and dream well
Where is my ice cream?
>>680863664
>>680862847
Tatsuta Claimed
>>680863118
I know multiple languages, however That's none of your concern though Hades. Your concern is our deal at hand, do not underestimate my confidence, dark one.
I'm baaaaaaaaaack~
Tenryuu claimed
Lurkmode engaged.
>>680863719
Thy man and have a great night too!
Hiya guys.
Been distracted by Warframe..
Spike just looks too damn good to fuck up.
Losers are too busy drawing hedgehogs and Tomoko's to bother with the real shark of anime.
>>680864169
I've been meaning to get back into that game, last time I played it was on my old shitty pc so it didn't run well.
>>680863528
Dead babies. But i do need some more jews for the fire.
This thread needs something...
Evening everyone.
RIP?
>>680864421
I'm super into it, but I play on PS4.
Also hey sneaky snek <3
>>680865193
>>680865222
WOULD THAT BE TRIPS!?
>>680865193
titters?
>>680865193
I think I know what you mean
Those gets must have been exhausting.
>>680865367
Ah damn
And heyo~ <3
I can't put my finger on it...
>>680865724
Is it lewd Kurumi?
>>680865724
EXPLOSIONS?!
Dio-sama...
>>680865437
Of course
>>680865987
You just got bombed, mate.
Sorry
>>680866046
7lewd
>>680865987
Heyo, Dio.
>>680866119
Yeah well I've got laser eyes, I bet you don't you pathetic little fuckboy
>>680866369
Aye hand
>>680865979
>>680865866
>>680865456
>>680865437
>>680865372
It was Dio.
>>680865987
Hi Dio, your holiness.
>>680866541
"I am growing stronger everyday"
>>680866541
How goes it?
>>680865710
Sneaky snek could sneak her self into these froggy panties~
>>680866570
Well shit
>>680866837
Who's to say she hasn't already~?
>>680866541
I've got lasers, boy
Oh, I've got lasers
https://youtu.be/JCEStAcKx2c?t=57
well I will be going to bed now
pls be so kind and greet kongo from me if she should appeare
good night/day/whatever everyone
>mfw my Dio sense are tingling
Looks like I came back right in time
>>680866715
Nonstop
>>680866570
I don't know if it would be safe to consider Dio holy considering he's a vampire, kind of ironic that he has the traits of a god.
>>680866755
I was playing WoW then I got bored for a moment and decided to let people bask in my presences while I find something else to do.
>>680867074
>mfw timestamp didnt work
it's at :58
>>680867091
I will ter her that.
>Homu
>>680867091
>>680867274
Tell* ffs. Good night.
>>680867074
There's something you don't seem to understand.
Consider the following:
There are lasers
and there are motherfucking lasers shot from Dio's beautiful eyes.
>>680867139
You seem to have a powerful love for Dio.
>>680867590
>implying anything without a love for Dio has the right to live
>>680867027
Wrap me in your tail ;^;
>>680867074
Spoke pls can i hang out with u
>>680867091
Good night Yume.
>>680867590
There's something you don't seem to understand.
Consider the following:
I'm Spike Spiegel
And there are no motherfuckers around like me
>>680867817
>coils around the froggo <3
>>680867968
There's no motherfuckers around like you because there's no one pathetic enough to be like you.
>>680867199
Ah, alright. Hope you find something to do, buddy.
Glad you're doing well.
>>680867968
>>680867590
>
>>680868084
I'll just call you Vicious
Let's agree to disagree
But I'll still kick your ass and you'll keep coming back for me
A lifetime's worth of getting rekt
>>680868073
>happiest froggo in world <3
>>680868637
Disrespecting dio is a death sentence you faggot.
>>680868084
>hops onto Dio's back and clings <3
>>680868637
Threats with nothing to back them.
I've just delibaretly crushed you under my foot and you go ahead and pretend you ever stood a chance at defeating me.
You are nothing but a bufoon stuck in denial.
>>680868938
>kills herself
>>680868869
I've never been one known for making intelligent decisions regarding my health.
What fun is there in taking no risk?
I enjoy a challenge.
>>680869108
>>680868800
yusssss, mission success~!
Who here /monsterhunter/?
>>680869493
Ribbit ribbit
>lewd rubbing while in tail coil
>>680869249
Yikes.
>>680869814
I have MH4.. or 3? I don't know which one for the 3DS, if that's what you're asking.
>>680869130
For Dio, I would gladly.
>Hangs self with tongue
>>680870050
I have 3, so far I've been hunting alone, so I was looking if anyone else had it
>>680869904
>>680869249
For your own knowledge, I'll just state that there is a large difference between a challenge and utter failure.
>>680870481
>>680870053
>>680869904
>>680869493
Guys, please take this cancer to /trash/
>>680870403
Yeah, it's 4, Ultimate Edition.
I never got very far because solo isnt so fun.
>>680870584
Hey, I never said you were a failure! I said you were a challenge.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Not everyone can look this good.
>>680870758
>>680871080
I enjoy it regardless.
I plan on getting MH4U, so, when I do, up for a bit of hunting?
>>680871096
Nothing personal, that's just not what this thread is for.
>>680870758
Okay, I can accept that.
>>680871352
Froggy a top-tier cute
>>680871080
Oh, looks like you CAN insult people after all, now you can always be the defenseless dog that you always strived to become.
>>680871475
Froggy also trash.
Only one dream can fill my memes.
>>680871628
If it RPs all the time, then yes.
>>680871784
Darkness fills mine, what's your secret.
>>680872034
Gatcha bech
>>680871784
Only Dio can fill my dreams.
>>680872034
Hey Yuuko, what's up?
>>680871628
Preposterous. Maybe the RP does belong in the trash, but not Tsuyu.
>>680871251
Absolutely! I love co-op. Even a bad game can be good with it.
I also have a steam, enjoy snes emu's and ps3.
PS3: Namllat
SteamID: I forget how to look up your ID url, but I'm pretty sure it's JesusDamnit
3DS: 5344-1524-7207
>>680871500
Empty dubs, Dio.
By the way, how did you come across immortality?
What's it like to be a cuck for eternity?
>>680871807
Okie doke stranger :)
>>680872477
Weeeeeeew
>>680862421
here it is
>>680872470
Then take Tsuyu and I'll make my way to the trash.
>>680872156
Good to see you back in threads. hello.
>>680872350
Not much homes, how about you?
>>680872626
Six years later. But that's pretty bad.
>>680872034
Sand.
>>680872544
Έρχομαι απ'την άγρια την ξενύχτια νέα να σας φέρω.
>keep ERP and RP. At a minimum
>>680872902
Not much either at the moment, too lazy to do anything.
>>680873010
Weren't you sleeping?
>>680873010
Okie doke stranger :)
>>680872477
This is actually getting quite interesting, go on say more, I want to know what you can come up with.
>>680872477
My friend code is 3411-2001-4092
>>680872804
I didn't mean... Fine, you can trust me. Hurry back, yeah?
>>680873148
Please...
>>680873010
>Gee I wonder who could be behind this post
>>680873344
>Hurry back
>Implying I would be coming back
>>680873148
Nope, sleep isn't coming today.
I'm sitting outside the hospital now.
>>680873366
Naw, what gave me away.
Ritsu taken
>>680873010
Not a totally official rule.
Some people don't mind, others do.
I say just pretend it doesn't exist if you don't like it.
They keep it pretty minimal. A few words here and there, but not excessive like lines and lines.
It's pretty chil, imo.
>>680873242
I've got a mouth with a V10 in it, Dio. I could go on for days.
Don't feel like it so much, but since you insist..
>How did you come across immortality?
Genuine question. I don't know your lore
By the way, how does it feel to get dubrekt by a scrawny human?
>>680873280
Adding. Just let me know when you get it.
>>680873596
The fact that I'm pretty sure there's only one of us that understands those runes. So how are you?
>>680873786
I mean it's in the OP and has been for the past few weeks. That makes pretty official in my eyes.
>>680873786
Will do, shouldn't be too long, although I've been saving for my PC, so most of the money I get has gone towards that.
This thread needs more of something...
Hm.
>>680873786
This is a very solid claim
>>680874065
Tired, it's nearly 4 in the morning and I'm sitting on my ass doing fuck all. Internet's too crappy to upload any pics. Yourself?
Kumatora claimed
I think it's about time I get outta here guys.
>>680874201
Hey
>>680874551
Goodnight frogo
>yuuko
>>680874551
dont leave tsuyu!!! please!!!!
>>680873531
Enough.
We'll see you soon.
>>680874201
We could use some sweetness, sure.
>>680874551
Goodbye
>>680874551
Just as I return :(
Bye Tsu
>>680874551
Hope you come back soon, man. Always nice seeing ya here, stay safe.
>>680874454
Tired as well, haven't been getting enough sleep the past few days and my allergies have been acting up a lot more as a side effect.
-Holstaur image.
>>680874689
Ooo you saucy
>Stocking
>>680874551
Hope you come back soon, I really like talking with you froggo, goodnight
>Miia
I'm only gonna leave for a while, I'm not making some dramatic exit lol.
I did some shitty waifu role play for a bit, got too carried away, got called out and decided to stop. Besides if I keep it up who would wanna talk to me.
Not a big deal, just can't sit here on 4chan all day, gonna hit some stores with my lady and maybe get some drinks.
>Tsuyu
Love ya guys, for sure.
>Tsuyu
>>680874073
It just sort of showed up with no real consensus. Someone just decided it so.
Besides, this is /b/ where the rules don't really matter.
>Remember: Have fun!
That's the important rule.
Shit post, make friends, have fun. That's what waifu is all about.
If you don't like something, ignore it. It's the internet.
>>680874157
Ah, yes. My old tower needs some severe upgrades... Well, it's about 9 years old so everything can prety much be scrapped. I'd love to build a new one so I can get the higher end games and just HDMI to my tv.
I'm a filthy control pad user most of the time. Too many years of keyboard jockey'ing actually gave my left wrist some carpel tunnel.
Remember, /Waifu/ is still part of /b/. Not everyone is going to like you, and we're all faggots
>Spike
>>680874797
>allergies
Spring season isn't treating you well, I presume?
>>680872073
You need to watch the RWBY then Embrace the Neon the Meme Dream to bring happinessand meaning back into your life
>>680874705
Love you especially <3
>Tsuyu
>>680875033
Git er dun froggy
>Stocking
No one baking? I'll get on it
>>680875033
Have fun! Sorry if I cause a mess
>Miia
>>680875259
Theenks
>>680875161
>It just sort of showed up with no real consensus. Someone just decided it so.
Yeah no that's not how it happened at all.
>>680875181
It never does, they're not as bad as they used to be but they still kick my ass every now and then, and all it really does is piss me off because of how annoying it is.
-Holstaur image.
>>680875400
caused*
the fuck is a keyboard amirite
>Miia
New Edd when?
>>680875161
Building mine from scratch
>GTX 960
>AMD FX-8350
>8GB RAM
>1TB HDD
>200 SDD
>Yui
>>680875222
Love you too trips
>>680875529
Baking
