You have to fight Mike Tyson. You can be any person who has ever lived. Who do you choose to be?
muhamed ali
>>680840429
Achilles m8
>>680840622
/thread
>>680840622
>>680840727
I'd probably pick the same, but I think it could go either way with those two.
I wanna be lil Mac. He kicked Tyson's ass! They made a video game about it. I think it was called... Super Mario ref?
>>680840429
I'd be Jesus.
>>680840429
Mike Tyson
>>680840429
Bruce Lee
>>680841148
>>680840429
The Zohan
>>680840429
Ill be Mike Tyson
>>680840429
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
Lennox Lewis
>>680841255
don t mess with the zohan
>>680840429
Danny Williams.
Harry potter
>>680841446
that guy would not stand a chance
Chris Benoit
>>680840429
Can I be any guy with a gun?
Chuck norris
One punch man
>>680841623The boy who lived
>>680841662
Nope, hand to hand with that kneegrow.
Godzilla
I would be Nate Diaz
>>680840429
A book.
>>680840429
Mike Tyson
>>680840622
this seems like an obvious choice, but it just says fight, not box. I'd just pick somebody who could just sit on him and crush him to death, like Andre the Giant or the Big Show.
Dolf Lungeron
Inb4 norris
Muammar Gaddafi any day of the week,
I'd like to see how Mike Tyson would deal with 76,000 members of the Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
>>680841833
kek
Brock Lesnar pre diverticulitis.
>>680840429
I choose glorious leader!
A feminist whale. So that I can get my ass beat legally in public.
kimbo slice lol
I'd be thylvethter thtallone
>>680840429
A Las Vegas County Prosecutor in a rape case
Mad Jack Churchill
>>680841974
epic fight right there
doesnt state what kinda fight, but il go for Semmy Schilt
Fedor the last mufuckin emporer
>>680842022
>Mad Jack Churchill
That guy was the man.
>>680840429
Mike Tyson right now could be beat by any above average boxer.
Mike Tyson in his prime under his original coach is undefeatable at least in boxing.
>>680841873
Peak Tyson would murderdeathkill either of those guys. Andre wouldn't lay a hand on him and though Show was a surprisingly good athlete for his size he would be way too slow to have a legit shot.
Either a second Tyson, Ali, or Marciano.
Buster Douglas
Fedor
>>680840429
Anyone born without ears.
>>680840429
Evander Hollyfield EZ
>>680842163
My man
>>680840429
Floyd Mayweather jr in his prime >>680842113
>>680842142
>>680842179
>>680842207
Shlomo
>>680840429
Kimbo slice
>>680841148
YOU CANT DO THAT
Is this a street fight or a boxing match? Boxing match I would probably be Ali or Marciano. Street fight i'd go with Emelianenko.
>>680840429
Vlad The Impaler.
Melankomas Of Caria
>>680840429
His mom/nan
>>680842044
Not really, Tyson would fucking destroy him.
>>680842142
again, it's not boxing, if either of them get hands on him all they have to do is pancake him and he'll die of asphyxiation. Tyson in a boxing would destroy them both, but in a street fight/no rules fight both would just fucking squash him.
Evil Mike Tyson.
>who are you
>I am you but thronger
>>680840429
Rickson Gracie
The Big Booty Daddy, Scott Steiner.
>>680840429
abraham lincoln obviously
Shrek 2
this guy.
>get it over with fast
>get paid
Kylo Ren
dicksplitter
cause she can obviously beat and run
Martin Bryant
The rock
To be honest, I think I'd be dead
https://youtu.be/0b-0jE32dWE
>>680841873
Even Andre was smart enough to not fuck with a trained fighter.
Bad News Brown
I dunno man Brock Lesnar is very strong
>>680842933
Bas Rutten in his prime
Fedor Emelianenko in his prime
Roy Elghanayan
Buster douglas
Martin Luther King Jr.
I want that mother fucker to consider and reconsider the social ramifications it will do to his reputation and career when the "black community" paints Mike as a self-hating black race traitor for daring to fight the man who represents the heart and soul of continually leads society to ending racial discrimination, the man who is the face of racial-acceptance, and the man who inspired the social progress of humanity. Mike Tyson, with the small mind that he has, might just think twice about this.
IP Man
>>680840429
I am fucking embarrassed it took this long.
>>680840429
Lennox Lewis had over a foot of reach on him and almost a foot of height on top of extra weight.
Mike was a monster in his prime, but there are many better boxers. Frazer, Ali, Foreman, Bowe, the list goes on
Falconhoof the Adventurer
>>680842576
I was thinking of a street fight. The only advantage those guys have is size. Peak Tyson was quick and strong, so he would just move around and wear them down before they could touch him.
I know that if they got their hands on him and bear hugged or fell on him it would be over, I just don't think they'd be able to catch him.
>>680843297
So deep
Bruce Lee, I would just kick him in his stomach while dodging around him till his big ass fell.
>>680840429
Motherfucking Undertaker.
>>680841965
Kek
>>680840429
Apollo
>>680843410
Found the weegie
>>680842776
This
>Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
>>680840429
I wanna b G-Sus
you can never keep that nigga down.
nigga can take the brunt for all your sins and deliver that load right up side tysons tendies yo'
>>680842650
9gag tier meme image, but kek'd at thronger
you broke even
>>680841965
/thread
this is /b/ lmao take note fags
>>680840429
Cus D'Amato. Tyson would never lay a finger on him
>>680840429
Jose Aldo Junior
>>680843823
This or Buster Douglas
>>680843860
Fucking crybaby
>>680842022
He DOES look mad.
Also dubs chequeaxed for my Euro friend
>>680843410
with or without the winged sandals?
>>680843967
what? never said i liked him, he just would be good against Tyson in a ring
>>680844218
With
>>680841917
That dude was stabbed in the ass by a handful of sand dindus who were trained for less than a few weeks by the CIA.
Sure, they had some air support, but Gaddafi's Lybia was militarily pathetic.
10,000 Mike Tysons could've done him in, no fucking problem.
>>680840429
I can fight like fuck, conor mcgregor would get slapped about but Tyson scares me. I'd want to go home if he wanted to hurt me, Id need to empty a clip in mike, because if I didn't I think he may come for me
John cena
Badr Hari
The girl he raped but on ton of roids and full of vengeance
>>680841446
>this retard thinks size will stop a professional trained fighter, ex-world champion
kek
Mike Tyson
The letter S
him
>>680840429
Mike Tyson
>>680844755
you can't beat a pain pill... no chance against real unscripted fights.
Jose Aldo is pretty good, counter to Tyson actually
I'd be a big yellow dildo. If i`ll lose it will be at least funny.
>>680843766
Only funny Relevant Tyson meme I could find.
Jon Bones Jones
>>680844410
The only problem is Badr would win under kickboxing rules and Tyson would probably win under boxing rules.
I'd love to see him beat the fuck out of this asshole. Even if it was me.
>>680844299
Shut up gay man
>>680845826
>>680840429
myself
>>680846117
You have a death wish man
>>680845761
I guess it does say fight and not boxing match, so this is a pretty solid pick.
>>680845826
>>680846008
PUSH ME
AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME
TILL I CAN GET MY
SATISFACTION
SATISFACTION
SATISFACTION
SATISFACTION
>>680845761
he is fucking good, but not really a counter to Tyson
>>680846281
No. I've seen him boxing and I'm pretty confident I would kick his ass.
>>680845943
That is probably the worst insult i have ever seen, thanks for making me want to kill myself
>>680846008
Rocky
>>680846600
Thanks for the hilarious bait m8.
>>680846690
Your welcome
>>680840429
muhammed
>>680846117
I want to be this guy!
Mariusz Pudzianowski
>>680840429
John Sullivan. Won a 75-round bareknuckle fight even while his health was failing due to his heavy drinking.
Mike Tyson but upside down
>>680840429
Atilla the Hun
>>680846966
Im guessing your Irish/ American with Irish descendants and you are new to ufc, faggot
>>680840429
Evander Holyfield, James Douglas, Lennox Lewis, Danny Williams, or Danny McBride...
>>680846748
>Update
>>680840429
Evader Holyfield lol ... Dude is undefeated against Tyson
>>680840429
Buster Douglas
>>680840429
Mike Tyson
>>680847629
yeah but ear
>>680840429
Myself with a gun
First man With AIDS
>>680840429
Ringo Bonavena
kurt angle
>>680847927
Underrrated post
>>680848086
Oh snap
Vladimir Klichko, motherfuckers.
he punches with the speed of 45 mph, trains underwater and beats the shit out of anyone who opposes him
Buster Douglas
Anita sarkessian
I'll be back.
I would be a rape conviction. No way would he ever beat me
>>680848725
>Anita sarkessian
This. For gender equality right guys?
>>680841873
Poor choices if it isn't limited to boxing. A average professional mma fighter could wipe the floor with any boxer in the world if boxing was all they knew. You can probably train a child to take down a pure boxer if any style was allowed.
>>680848897
>>680840429
I choose to be a gun
Zyzz
>>680840429
Gozo Shioda
>>680840429
IRS agent
>ctrl+f foreman
>1 result
fucking plebs
>>680840429
The trash man.
>>680849050
>if
yes
>>680844425
Hafþór would fucking snap Mike Tyson in half.
>>680849050
Have you never seen Mike Tyson fighting? That bad mother fucker could punch through a wall
>>680846117
Stupid neckbeard faggot thinks he could beat tyson, bet hed still whoop ur ass
>>680849473
/thread
>>680840429
Ben Garrison
>>680849533
checked
>>680840429
General Choi Hong Hi. Duh. Fucking 360 roundhouse kick right in the lisp.
Mike destroys the gooks and spooks Vinning
>>680849347
Lol this faggot would be absolutely destroyed by Mike tyson in his prime
>>680847305
Well improve your guessing, fuckwit
>>680844425
>Underestimating size in fighting
You probably think ronda rousey could beat mayweather.
The letter s
>>680842482
Given the average height and nutrition of those times, I think you'd be in big trouble: http://history.stackexchange.com/questions/17160/what-was-the-average-height-in-classical-greece
This mighty oppenent
Buster Douglas ;)
>>680851111
Quads ain't no lie!
Lennox Lewis, he would beat any version of Tyson.
>>680842022
I'm fucking proud to share his birthday with him
>>680851111
checked
>>680850270
Then why do you hate Aldo? He is a great fighter
>>680841491
Best answer
>>680850245
He beat Klitschko you idiota
>>680851394
>Proud because he shares birthday with someone.
Fucking bongs.
arnold schwarzenegger
>>680851718
Cuz he's a fag and a crybaby that's why you dumass
>>680852121
klit threw, making bank
>>680852296
why do those pants look shopped in
>>680852302
Sure, you would be to if one lucky punch fucked you, but when he beats edgar and goes to fuck mctapout again we will see
>>680852541
idk
Fedor would kill any man on this planet
>>680840429
bruce lee bitch
>>680851111
/thread
myself, would be awesome legally beat shit outta his sorry ass. But only if he is in his best condition if not why botter.
>>680850985
Holy fuck! I wish I could go back in time, I'd be a god!
radical larry
this fucker can burrow
>>680849533
ceked
>>680840429
Anita Sarkeesian.
I wouldn't even fight back, I'd just let him destroy my face.
It would be worth it knowing I can watch her get her face obliterated online whenever I'm feeling down.
>>680853391
have you ever been the heavy weight champion of the world?
Ramon dekkers
>>680852565
>not taping to a tight RNC
Sure is newfag in here.
>>680840429
bruce lee
>>680841148
Jack Dempsey, even Tyson himself was in awe of his power
>>680853782
dont have to, still think i can kick his ass
>>680853782
because only the heavy weight champion of the world is able to throw a punch that can knock a mortal human being out.
you are very clever
>>680843383
/thread
>>680853810
been since 2005 m9, anyway, aldos record will always be better than mcgregors, and quite frankly anyone can get 1 well placed punch or kick that just catches someone off guard or gets through, anyone
>>680843297
mike tyson said he would punch jesus dude
>>680854166
can't knockout what you can't hit
you absolute moron
Hermione
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b98tALf.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
anyone you said.?
>>680854311
The real deal, Evander Holyfield....
>>680854220
Stop crying man Connor won get over it
george foreman
with a sizzling hot grill on both fists
>>680854797
i know, conor won, Jose isn't all that amazing, pound for pound maybe number 5 or 6, but Conor is so overrated it hurts
Moe Szyzlak
>>680854311
And I will forgive my child in doing so.
>>680854941
It's time to stop posting
>>680849797
Heil Zyklon Ben.
>>680855461
kys
Any modern MMA heavyweight champion
>>680840 motherfucking achilles
>>680840429
>Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
The letter S
Either Vladimir Putin or George S. Patton.
>>680855998
just punch him in his achilles tendon
>>680856193
kek
>>680853549
He'd vibrate through tysons guard.
Alexander the Great
>>680856537
he would be about 5ft4
>>680842179
Lost, underrated post
>>680856678
no problem if he had a sword
Mike Tyson's mother
Doink the Clown
Robin Givens
Hold this L "Tin Foil Mike"
>>680840429
Zoloft
This kid
Mike Tyson.
>>680840429
Superman
>>680842022
>Killed a cunt in WWII with a fucking longbow
Mad.
>>680850917
kek
