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>BS5
>San Miguel
>Went out last night, mates are too pussy to do two nights running.
>>680830812
bump for our gracious queen.
BD10
BECAUSE IM ALREADY FUCKED
>>680831304
GOOD MAN
DN21 because I'm shitfaced.
>>680830812
bumpity bump
They don't serve 5AM Saint at the pub.
Why would a Muslim country be out drinking OP? Brits are bowing to Sharia Law hahaha
>>680832611
Too true.
>>680830973
BS3 - KingGoblin, what part of bristol you from mate?
BS48
Some shit cider from the spar
Because I'm sat in Tesco's park having a fag and mooching off somebody else's wifi. Living the life eh lads?
Everyone get over to 8ch DOT co SLASH uk and post some wins from your area.
lu1
water im a faggot
>>680833487
Meant BS6, obviously the san miguel is doing a job.
Over in Redland, just off zetland road.
LS18 - Just got home from work
PR2 on the whiskey
S65, And drinking that gooooooood Cramberry juice :^)
NR4 7TJ
Henry Weston from Tesco.
NW6 drinking tea due to being skint
>>680834200
Luton?
Get in here >>680834161
Needs more Luton nudes.
NE31
Working tomorrow
M38
fosters (cheap and cheerful)
pubs are shit unless they've have karaoke on
LA13
For smoke grade A strongbow right ere lads
W11
Stella
Payday Tuesday broke as fuck
BH7
beer fridge fully loaded, whats goin on ere?
>>680835735
BH1 ere
>>680835955
>>680835735
Used to live in BS5. Fucking miss Bournemouth.
>>680836158
BH5 even
Skint mate.
>>680830812
SN1
Rum and Coke
Because I'm a lowly studentfag and the pub is too expensive
CM19
Because autism
LL18 North Wales reporting having a cold pint here
m13
heineken
>>680836158
>>680836158
I used to live in BH5, over from the station.
>>680836337
Unicunt
NG17
Ale
Pubs are full of old grumpy cunts
HMP Altcourse checking in drinking your finest homebrew sugar and fermented apples can provide. 10 mins before I squeeze this phone back inside.
TN5
Becks
prefer to drink at home
>>680836548
heineken is for faggots
>>680834161
domain was changed to .net a while back m8
>>680830812
bn25, because i have no social life.
>>680836614
I was over there, just across the road from ASDA, near that shit club called sound circus or something. The road with all the prostitutes on it (left there about 8 years ago)
so30
magners
no friends
>>680836614
Honestly gets hairier than a nuns badger the further up holdenhurst you go
Ig11 London motherfucks
>>680837863
Southern fairy on you martini prob
>>680837247
Where abouts im bn25 also
>>680838049
Close the train station in seaford.
>>680837406
Sound Circus hahaha what an autistic shit hole. You walk in there and into a warm stank of sweat.
The whores have moved further up into Boscombe now. Walking around dog shit park in December wearing a belt as a skirt like it's fuckin Summer.
>>680838313
Only went to sound circus once. Never again. I think at the time they had a promotion on for pints of moster energy drink, 2 for £4. It was full of goths trying to out-autist each other. Had one drink and got the fuck out.
im in Blackpool, i will one day burn it down.
Im not drinking because that would be fun
>>680838208
Ha I'm about 5 minutes from your house I bet I would know you if I saw you. How old are you
>>680838824
22, probs not as i don't ever leave the house much.
>>680838933
You are the same age as my brother. Did you go to seaford head
CF32
Monster
Because I plan on getting shitfaced next weekend!
>>680839047
naa i have only lived here a few years.
>>680838933
Can hook you up for 4/20 if you smoke as long as when my dealers out you do the same haha
> B29
> Finished a cider my mate left here
> Heading to the off-licence for more
Scotfag here. Got to say, I'm loving the 24hr licensing laws here. Can only buy 10am - 10pm back home.
SO15
Vodka
LL57
Passionfruit cider
i like turtles
>>680839202
humm, maybe i'm not much of a smoker but i know a guy who is, does your dealer sell resin ?
>>680839335
where in so15? shirley or towards the station?
>>680835735
Also BH7 here. Right near Iford.
>>680839545
Shirley pal
>>680839359
He gets it in sometimes mainly just weed and squidgy black
>>680839643
milbrook road east m80.
>>680839691
Ahh, yeah guy i know like res but it's hard to come across these days, how old are you then ?
>>680830812
G23
Diet Irn Bru
Cause I'm sleepy
TF7
Not drinking.
>>680839359
You got a kik?
>>680839903
Am 25
I thought only niggers used kik.
E11 reporting in
>>680839801
Who'dve thought /b/ tards would be so local?
>>680840053
Better than putting a mobile number on 4chan though
>>680839944
Yeah why ?
>>680840032
ahh sweet, i would get into weed but i tend to spend all my cash on stupid shit, food and fuel.
>>680839616
holy shit small world lurker
>>680830812
>SK14
>Bisongrass vodka and coke
>You can't smoke joints in the pub
>>680830812
CR7
Because I'm not English and don't want to go to the pub, because all there is, is foreigners and fuck them.
London sucks, brothers.
>>680830812
Bt9 I hate the Queen
CB1 back from the pub now got my vaporiser out
Ml2 you seen the price oh a pint... i aint no skin flint but ffs
>>680830812
>"up the pub"
>not "down the pub"
ERE HANG ON A MINUTE THIS GUY'S A FRAUD!
>>680830812
NG1
Originally RM1 but changed because of Uni,
And it's pretty much a heavy local night,
It's called shottingham for a reason.
>>680841263
And ffs s3ll a decent pint oh all not the the branded shit.
>>680840398
True that. You always lived around here?
WN8... and what kind of sad alcoholic drinks alone?
ba2.
Homebrew.
PR25
Coffee
Looking at tranny porn
>>680841402
FUCKIN CAUGHT M8
>>680840032
You bugged out ?
BS14
gin & orange juice
too poor to go town tonight, ill go out next weekend
>>680841618
more or less about 8 years now, im by the roundabout
n15 london
SE1
RED WINE
CBA
PC: TS24
DRINK: JACK DANIELS
REASON FOR NOT BEING IN THE PUB: I AM A LEANLY PERSON AND I AM ON BENIFITS
>>680841402
...have you ever been up north mate? we say we're going up t'pub all the time
>>680844579
lonely*
>>680834161
>>680834161
>>680834161
Everyone get in here and post some nudes of girls you know
>>680844665
>>680841402
mainly because our pubs are usually at the top of town/village/a fuck off hill
>>680843263
Nice. I've been in BH2, BH6 or BH7 my whole life.
I'm right near the doctors surgery on Christchurch road. Near-enough Iford.
DE22
Real Stockbrook Hours, who the fuck up?!?!?
>>680838645
Haha my bird loves the place, I last went 2 year ago, was pissed when I entered, sobered up instantly, downed a few doubles but I couldn't take it any longer.
Someone keeps making a spin off group on FB using their photos, putting made up stories about the people in the comments, and all the aspies are going wild over it lol the ones I saw were comedy gold.
>>680844579
ditto but my bn25 buddy left.
>>680837247
Seaford? Bn10 here... Peachehaven.
CH45
>>680834074
Who the fuck are you fam
>>680845285
yeah man, was another guy in just a while ago but i think he left mid convo, i was in peacehaven just a few hours ago on my way back home.
Dh2, working the nightshift, so tea.
>>680845647
Doing your country proud with Yorkshire Tea I hope, pal.
>>680844774
fair man, nice area, came back from there yesterday,
i swear passing that point in to xchurch is like walking into a morgue
>>680830812
>>680835296
>>680836548
M15
Cherry Coke
I would, but all my mates I would normally go out with are all away doing stuff.
>>680845818
/fit/fag so green tea.
>>680846038
just a fag then.
B67. 27/m here.
Looking for hookups with women or men.
Kik me: power_s
>>680846038
I alternate between green and black. Only started drinking green about a year ago, can't believe I've gone my entire life and missed it.
>>680845572
Ah sweet, want to chat?
>>680846905
sure man, hows things going ?
ST4
Milk
Pubs smell of piss
DL3
BUDDWEISER GIFTED TO ME
BECAUSE NO JOBS WITH DECENT PAY AND HOURS ABOVE 16 HAS SENT ME INTO SWEET DELICIOUS DEBT, LEAVING ME WITH NO MONEY TO PAY COUNCIL TAX+ELECTRICITY BILL
>>680846038
Spending a good allotment of time looking at oiled up muscles does not make me gay.
It's all the dicks I suck that make me gay.
>>680846997
Not bad, just heading back from Saltdean. Be driving in a minute. Been on /b/ long?
>>680830812
Jesus you're a loud cunt aren't ya.
Nn15 and because I went out last night and full filled my urge to party for now.
I hate uk music it's fucking garbage. Edm, drum n bass, wanna be America.
Need some real hip hop
>>680847254
Yeah a fair few years, what you drive, car or bike ?
>>680845001
DE24 sup?
LE1
Nuffin
Really can't be arsed, I'm not the drinking type though I fail to admit it
DH6. Rum and coke and cause im a poor slob with few people i like to speak to.
WF9
>yorkshirefag
>>680830973
>>680833487
>>680834074
>>680834252
>>680841891
BS7 here, c'mon lads lets go effing mental
>>680830812
reminder to VOTE LEAVE
REMINDER TO vote leave
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No NR postcodes on here
>>680847891
Dude we already know, we know whats best for us, lefty cucks want to bring us down.
>>680834275
I knew a gyal from Horsforth called Katie
GL7 come my way.
>>680830812
E1 London
>>680847773
where in bs7?
>>680848022
>>680847891
Ain't it nice how Leave brings together the different age groups? b/tards and the geriatric standing side by side to insist that the US is lying to screw us over but the fucking Russians are totes on our side for real OH YEAH VLADIMIR PLEASE DON'T STOP YOU TASTE SOOOO GOOOD
>>680830812
DE21. Wine.
>>680848379
>implying a bankrupt country poses any threat to the UK
get fucked socialist
>>680845001
DE21 here. How's it going?
>>680841490
Students scared of Notts, It's a lovely place.
just gotta avoid the bad areas... like NG1.
>>680841490
Grew up in Notts. It's not that bad.
Not British, but saw you posting About your government where the votes can get rid of the liberal cucklords. American, from Kentucky, drinking a Elijah Craig on the rocks. Trump won nomination here by land slide, trump2016! After what happened in coln and the refugees fucking up Sweden and Europe. It's time to react for Europe, and close em out, and time for the US to keep them out. I wish my European friends the best, when their governments would not hold their own people's interests at heart.
>>680848380
>>680848692
DE24 here, there's another Derby anon further up and a few more from East Mids.
>>680847364
Used to have a couple of motorbikes but just a seat Ibiza now. Barely driving these days as I'm working in Brighton and there's no parking. How about you?
>>680848379
Yeah, let's fuck ourselves over because doing what's best for us might benefit someone else (it doesn't even benefit Russia you retard)
TN15
Ribena
Have to be at work in a few hours.
>>680836919
I'm over your way quite a bit the next few weeks. What you up to in the evenings?
>>680849066
Ahh i have a bike, not working atm just tend to spend most of my time chilling and riding my bike.
>>680848898
Alvaston/Allenton way? Small world haha.
>>680834607
OH UEA IS WONDERFUL...
>>680849321
Yeah Alvaston, near Field Lane Park.
>>680830812
RH15
>>680845959
M15 6GU
>>680849260
Push or motorbike? What was your last job?
L36
Some vodka and a cuppa
Rather be on the computer than drinking shit tasting warm shit with disgruntled 50 year olds
But you are my pub /b/ and always will be.
>>680830812
Just got back from the pub. Cracking open a bottle of vino to accompany a curry. What's OP's excuse?
>>680849470
I know the area. I'm Oakwood. But I've been in Derby all my life.
>>680849618
motor, its an old kwak, never im only 22 suffered from depression and shit a lot of my life so never been in the right place to work.
>>680830812
BS10
Bleach
No £££ or Friends that would buy me 1
>>680849951
is that baby hers? she looks good if so.
>>680847013
ST too but ST12 , buddweiser
Anyone in Dartford want a beer? At the KFC in highstreet. No clue where to next.
CH66
>Run down street
>Knock a coppers hat off with your willy hanging out
>Grab a wimpy
>Go home
>Watch some eastenders and bash some lines of ket with your gran
>>680835296
>>680836548
M6. My Manchester niggas.
>>680849951
My dick got hard until I saw that baby, and then it just exploded.
Da12 reporting in
>>680850301
Holy shit, I'm from Gravesend. If you'd asked when the busses were still running I might've said yes. Where you been to tonight lad, Bull and Vic?
>>680850323
>ch
The port?
>>680850574
we are literally streets away from each other fampai, I don't suppose you smoke weed do you?
>>680850663
yep
>>680850503
This
>>680850642
That makes two of us, thought I was alone, shit.
>>680830812
M16 - Stella and Vodka
>>680834917
NE31? Where you at bro?
>>680849951
moar!
>>680830812
OL9
Oldham S.O.S
>>680850781
Nah, not about that right now man, gotta be saving as much money as possible since everything is fucking expensive now.
>>680834074
Nailsea ?
>>680849859
Same. Shardlow, then lived in town for years, now Alvaston
>>680830812
CA7
kronenbourg
just got back from st georges parade in hexham, too tired
>>680849513
Oh wow you're on campus
M155NZ Here
BH8
>>680850439
What about me bitch, M15
>>680851352
Age?
Tn34, dying to see some local sluts
>>680850020
Ah fair enough, do like kawaks. Im 26 and my last was a husky 510. Any plans for the weekend? Might go to middle farm.
>>680851665
Ring ye ma up then
>>680850642
With my cousins partner down the working mans club. Bunch of old geezers talking about the good old days so went for a walk. I'm actually from West Kingsdown, near Brands
Because I have no friends here. Would anyone like to KIK? I am lonely and i Hate myself.
24/f/scotland
>>680851773
I need to hit 24 before i can go up im on a 650 atm, naa fuck all was going to go out tomorrow morning for a drink but got bailed on, make sure you try the cider at middle farm you get tester pots and free shots on everything.
>>680851242
Don't be a faggot m8.
>>680852037
Kik me: power_s
>>680851627
Old fag, 37. You?
>>680852037
Don't we all hate our self's.
NW10
Whisky
London pubs on Saturday night are full of cunts
>>680852037
Bullshit
Rule 16
CM6
>>680852116
27. Where'd you work? Sorry for the questions, just interested.
>>680852099
Checked, and what can I say nothing worth it anymore fam
I think it is rather necessary to use this kind of language young man. Besides, my crumpets are getting crunchy while i am chit chatting with you
>>680852232
>London is full of cunts
Fixed that for ya
NG21 - Caribbean twist, absinthe and vodka
>>680852138
yeah it's really getting to me tonight though. I did some camwhoring and it only led to abuse and feeling really shit.
ailsaliv though if anyones interested
Cause I'm a sad bastard.
Watching random pbg videos and drinking Amaretto from the bottle.
Life's sweet.
>>680852612
Also PO12
>>680852418
I'm just saying if you fancy a spliff and a walk up Jeskyns I'd be well up for it. Can't be dealing with this level of boredom right now.
>>680852609
Well you wont mind showing us your tits then would you.
>>680836440
Yoo, I'm near you. CM6
>>680852290
I don't know said *rules* by numbers because I am not autistic but if its tits/no females on the internet then no. and definitely no
>>680852612
>>Life's sweet
Your drink is sweet.
>>680852461
You're not wrong
>>680852536
>Caribbean twist
i can down bottles of that shit.
>>680852801
A bit too sweet, tbh
>>680830812
s25
tea
>>680834373
evening fellow sheff fag
>>680852766
yea I would They're saggy and uneven and I'm ugly so no I'm not into the abuse
>>680852761
Implying vidya isn't all you ever need
BH17 7UP here.
Sat drinking some Cobra's trying to convince myself to break up with the girlfriend.
>>680852312
Work out in Horsley, used to be in Shepshed.
>>680837247
Where abouts in seaford? From there myself
Also SE11
Water (poor unifag)
>>680852990
Let us be the judge of that.
CT1, Canterbury bitches
>>680851923
im from west kingsdown
wich end are you? im by portobello
>>680853016
Fucks sake
>>680853111
close to the train station, by the salts.
NN4 at home looking after the fella because he got jumped in Berlin by two fucking Syrians. So. Fuck Merkel.
>>680852609
That says you've been disconnected a long time
>>680853135
I don't need judgement for what is fact. I have enough experience posting them to know. sometimes I don't care but right now I do
>>680853016
Do it, dick
If it's something you've thought about thouroughly and definitely want to do, the sense of relief once it's done is far better than the shitty feeling you get working up to it.
Just make sure you won't regret it.
>>680853016
Where the heck is that? Poole or somewhere?
PR1
Dandelion & Burdock
Because im a nocturnal hermit.. and i have work tomorow
>>680852051
Haha yeah been many times. Is that awful nightclub called the treck still in seaford?
TW20
Whiskey
Drunk
London E9 fam
>put your 9s up
>>680853086
Well, it was a pleasure to meet you mate. Last question, any recommendations for kebab or curry houses round Derby?
>>680853246
I'm from near cradle Hill school, go trek, fuck some twats or something
>>680850439
>manchester
i'm salford
>>680853322
does it? i dont use it too much but I checked last night
>>680853406
Yeah, drags all the fucking skanks to its doors still. its a pretty good place i went there a few weeks back...the farm that is.
>>680853137
Fucking yes, knew I've find one, you at the better uni or Kent?
>>680853561
yeah i go to cradle hill all the time, what go to a club all by my lonesome..i hate clubs aswell. last one i went to was in brighton 4 years ago and i fell asleep in one of the booths.
>>680853378
Yes mate, around that area.
G15, drinking Talisker single malt. Used to live in CT20 for a number of years, want to move back there.
>>680847301
Nn18 and just back from drinking with friends.
>>680853218
Up Brands side, round the corner from the Oasis cafe.
>>680853362
Yeah I know. But sex.
>>680830812
TQ14
Holsten Pils
I think you mean down the pub m8
>>680853866
:y:
BH9 surprised to see so many local lads here
>>680830812
LE15
Couple of cans of stella
Because I'm over 30 and the pubs are full of kids.
Also. I'm fat and feel like a target
>>680848369
off ashley down rd pretty much
where abouts are you?
>>680853548
You too. Have you been to Gurkha Paradise in Spondon? Amazing mate, best curry I have ever had, they do take out. Have the Methi Mass.
Kebab...3 Chefs in Chad is good. If you like fish & chips try Kilburn Fish Bar, they do the best donner meat in Derby as well ;)
>>680854057
Because it was when I was happiest, 34 now and running out of time to do stuff that makes me happy.
>>680834607
haha. you on campus? recognise that UEA postcode anywhere
>>680853995
Ok, you've got me there
BH1
Drinking fucking water
Because the pub has people in it and I fucking hate people.
>>680853575
Fuck, yeah sorry added the wrong name. Speak soon!
>>680854527
L'enfer, c'est les autres
>>680840653
BT39 GSTQ
>>680830812
Awright?
>>680854324
I've just saved your comment. Thanks for the recommendation. I regularly go to3 chefs in Chad, I used to use Tandoori Express in Oakwood too, since I live so locally, until they changed to '#Spice', and I've not used them since. Kilburn I've been to a few times, an old friend lives out there, but I've never been to the fish bar. I will do next time I'm there. Thanks mate.
any of you faggots go to MMU?
>>680853587
Hahaha still the same then. Right I'm off to bed. Have a good one.
SA12
Welsh Fag
>>680855097
have a good one, maybe we might run into each other another day.
>>680854996
No worries mate, make sure you try Gurkha Paradise, you'll never look back :)
>>680851503
Male or female?
>>680855224
Will do. Nice one.
>>680854999
checked and yeah I'm finishing up my last year
>>680855217
Maybe another Brit thread ;)
>>680837602
>>680839335
SO18
I am a sober fag
Lonefag
>>680854999
Aye, JD building. Finishing second year Computer Science. Nice trips.
>>680855284
Male, you?
BN1
Fucking theory test Monday so having a quite weekend. Aint seen a Brit thread in fucking ages
>EH12, Scotfag
>Cooperative own brand Wheat beer
>Studying
>>680840611
Reppin for Croydon
>>680855636
Maybe, or you might see me out side big mouths on a blue bobber.
>>680855776
You'll piss it. Theory is easy.
>>680832611
Not in 96.7% white Wiltshire
>>680843725
Elephant n Castle
>seen
TQ1
>>680855776
>BN1
pretty close, bn25 here.
>>680855945
Cheers mate, fucking hope so. Regret not going out now, I've been at boring uni all week.
Hows your Saturday man?
NG1
I have three bottles of Bulmer's black cherry cider, two borttles of bucks fizz and three bottles of lemon hooch.
>>680845264
>>680845285
Oh shit there's a few of us then
>>680856435
where you from then ?
>>680856253
Quiet. I've got one last shitty assignment to do, going fantastic obviously haha... How about you?
LE16
I'm currently on my third pint of Guinness.
>>680830812
EX4
Water
Soulcrushing depression, and 6 final exams to do.
NN11
Drinking cider and playing Xcom with a sleeping siamese on my lap.
>>680856517
International as fuck man, born Scotland then Hong Kong for five years. Fam finally moved to Btown, pretty good city vibes. How about you man?
>britfag thread
>no fags
What the hell /b/?
>>680856896
Seaford, i use to live in brighton 4 years or so ago on first ave, it was an okay place but as someone who didn't like social environment much it was hell at the time.
>>680856522
Hahah oh mate, last essays always brutal. What you studying anyway? Yeah decent, last essay in today fucking 3000 words all done haha, got a mad break till exams in June
VOTE LEAVE
>>680857176
Do all my driving lessons around there man, seems like a pretty chill place. I like the half city half town vibe, but I'd get how people would be sick of it easily. Altho it's got a nice variety compared to rural ass uni campus or a big ass city
>>680857289
VOTE IN
>>680836548
>>680850439
>>680845959
>>680849513
>>680851503
M16 - Moss Side motherfuckers!!!
