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Name a less talented actor.
>Protip: You can't.
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>>680811063
Less talented than who?
You posted someone who is talented. He just keeps accepting shitty movies.
Go watch Punch Drunk Love or Reign Over Me.
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Sandra Bullock
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Tina Fey
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>>680812208
He's not talented and never was. His old movies simply bank on the nostalgia factor but people will claim that he's only selling out now.
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>>680812208
accepting? hes making them
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>>680812268
Fuck you, bitch. Sandy B is my future gmilf wife.
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>>680812503
No, you're wrong. Punch Drunk Love, hell, even 50 First Dates was a good romcom. You're a dumbass
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>>680812777
50 First Dates was terrible
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Sandler is a prime example of getting old and losing touch. Humor changed, he never did. The only people who see his films now are old fans who are too senile to stop.
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>>680812503
I'm guessing you've only ever seen Billy Maddison and Happy Gilmore right?
Not all his movies are shit. Seriously, go watch Punch Drunk Love or Reign Over Me.
>>680812716
Do you think he's writing, producing and directing them?
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Sandra B. is a dumb ass
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Morgan Freeman
Famous just because he is in fact the only negro that can pronounce words correctly.
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>>680811063

Amy Schumer
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Punch Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy, 50 First Dates, Happy Gilmore, and Billy Madison are all good movies

Pixels wasn't that bad.

Have you ever thought that maybe he does these type of movies because they are for his audience?

Sorry that you faggot millennials who want all of your comedy to be sarcastic, meta, bullshit don't like it, but some people do.

Go keep acting like you know everything because you can Google it at a whim, and say the same shit that every other 20-something, reddit hive mind, v-neck wearing, douchebag retards say.
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>>680813122
Have you heard of Happy Madison?

Also watch Funny People, it just goes to show how much of a piece of shit he is.
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>>680811063
go watch Punch Drunk Love, he pretty much embodies /b/
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>>680811063
Rob Snyder who coat tails Adam sandler
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>>680813975
>implying any of these movies are good, instead of you having lowered your standards so you can see them as good when they are really shit.

Dig deep bro, dig deep.
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>>680811063
this jewnigger is rich as fuck. all his movies are actual successes. most of them are bad, but some are pure gold
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>>680815118
>implying that you're not a pretentious faggot who can't just enjoy something because you need to feel validation on the internet by being an armchair critic.
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>>680812503
>he was never talented
>bank on the nostalgia

he wouldn't have nostalgia if he was a bad actor dipshit
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>>680814953
>Rob-Schneider.png
>Still manages to spell it wrong.
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>>680813025
He even called it himself in the movie "Funny People".

But in order to stay a member of an actor's guild and maintain benefits you have to take a certain amount of work every year. The dude just wants to keep his insurance and the like.
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>>680813975
Can we talk about v-necks? They're literally just a different cut of shirt, I'm not sure how you can infer so much about a person's character from the cut of a shirt.
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>>680815544
worked for Nick Cage.
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>>680813975
>are for his audience?


He isn't a philanthropist. He is an overpaid hack actor.
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>>680815892
Nicholas Cage isn't a bad actor, in fact he's hardly terrestrial, he's an anomaly. He is the only man who can act badly but still deliver a good performance. He can play the same character in every movie but still portray someone different.

>STEAL THE DECELERATION OF INDEPENDENCE

But really, Matchstick Men was a good movie.
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>>680815848
Haha, okay douche.
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>>680812268
Is that cum on her arm?
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>>680816179
>okay douche

Is it bait or an actual insult?
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>>680815931
That makes money making movies for a target audience, dumbass.
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>>680815649
>But in order to stay a member of an actor's guild

No you just have to pay your dues.

Unions do not give a fuck if you work or not as long as they get paid.

In fact SAG and AFTRA will allow you to join if you pay the initiation fee and dues you never have to actually do anything related to acting or producing a film.

$ rules.
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>>680811063
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>>680812268
would do though
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>>680816315
Seriously, dude. Go outside.
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>>680816396
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ANON!
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He is a genius. He sets all his recent movies in exotic locations so he can have a paid vacation, and then no matter how shitty they are they still make big money
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>>680813975
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>>680816349
I was wildly misled then.

He's just a bad actor.
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>>680811063
niggalas cage
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>>680816440
It's still unclear.

Is he genuinely 100% buttmad or is this lazy bait?
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No ones mentioned Kristen Stewart yet
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>>680816589
>Autism this hard
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>>680816704
It's like you can't take off the mask even for a second.

>autism
He's now just regurgitating memes and insults to deflect from a question about v-necks.
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>>680816657
Probably because the only truly bad acting she did was in the twilight saga
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>>680816334
You really do not understand how the world works.

You as a viewer have almost no effect at all on what is produced.

It is the studios that decide what will be promoted or not.

If Gary Barber wants it made it is made.

Why do you think they made so many "Brady Bunch" films or remade "The thing" 3 times??

Studios are usually about profit first then Ego.
Though often the opposite is true.
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>>680814953
This was gonna be my answer
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>>680816835
Stay mad
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>>680813975
Spot the faggot
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>>680816536
If you don't like his acting, then you're his enemy.
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>>680816843
Snow White in the Huntsman was an okay movie, but I think the general melancholy of the whole piece is the only reason her acting slipped by unnoticed.
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>>680813975
>are all good movies

I wouldn't quite go that far. There may be 2 or 3 that didn't suck, but that's about it. Also, I haven't seen his romcoms.
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>>680816657
Kirsten Stewart isn't a bad actress. She was just hired to portray the most bland and boring character in cinema history, and she did it flawlessly
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>>680812208
Are you fucking retarded?
Do you realize that Happy Madison was founded by him?
Arguably his worst movie, Jack and Jill, was written BY HIM.
He's a fucking hack writer and actor who uses the film business to launder money.
Happy Gilmore was a fun flick, but the vast majority of his movies are utter garbage, which he didn't just accept to do, but which he endorses and produces himself.
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>>680816924
I'm absolutely stewing in my fury right now.
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>>680816843
Idk, ive never seen her do any better than in Twilight
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>>680811063
this asshole, it makes me angry
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>>680816536
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
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>>680817125
Kirsten Stewart IS a bad actress, even in the book Bella had more character than what Stewart managed to mumble on screen.
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>>680816924
Also, I forgot to ask, what is your deal with v-neck shirts anyways?

Is there a certain demographic of people that hurt you?
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>>680811063
lmao what's your trade

he's an excellent actor in the right role. punch drunk love and reign over me like >>680812208
said and then funny people, he's great in all of these
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>>680811063
Adam Sandler is the champ.
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>>680816536
Hayden Christensen isn't even an awful actor.
The script just didn't give him anything to work with. George Lucas is at fault here.
What actor can deliver the 'sand is rough and coarse'-line in a serious manner and not seem retarded?
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>>680813975
>Big Daddy

Not a single soul saw this move due to Sandler.
50 Million pedophiles went to see it because of the Sprouse twins. As anyone can tell by the fact that the twins had a multi million dollar Disney contract and Sandler has only had a single Disney cameo on Jessie.
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>>680817143
You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

His swansong performance. It was the last movie he made that was any good. And I think it was so funny, simply because it was a movie BY a jew doing nothing but making FUN of jews.
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>>680817421
I would like to argue, but honestly I haven't seen enough of her movies to do so well. So I'll just call you a fag for reading twilight. Fag
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>>680817795
I saw it because of Sandler
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>>680817828
>gives opinion
>admits that he can't refute it
>follows up with an insult
>i don't entertain media that has a popular opinion contrary to the image i'm trying to establish

And I'm the one who sucks dick.
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>>680817795
Call me "Thunder"!

Adam Sandler is a fucking hack has been.
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>>680817311
I'm surprised it took this long to get to this douche bag.
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>>680818109
No, you did not.
You are on /b/.
Pedophile is obvious, pedophile.
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>>680813975
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>>680817311
Zoolander was a fucking triumph.
Meet the Parents was his magnum opus.
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>>680818678
You mean Magnum Anus right?
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>>680817311
>>680814953
>>680811063

The talentless hack trinity
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>>680813975
>pixels wasnt that bad.

Hahahahaha
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>>680818916
his... big opening?
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>>680816088
Thank you, his movies suck so fucking hard.
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>>680818437
By that logic because black people are black they are gonna steal...all the time and all of them
I'm white....I steal. As a human, I can go as I please and never have to adjust and give In to the customes of the populace. I liked Adam Sandler, I liked a bunch of his movies. He's a hack now, but he's not terrible. Better than tom cruise I think. We're both just opiniation, the only difference is you're a dipshit
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>>680818930
See
>>680816088 and
>>680816536

You missed a couple there.
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>>680819114
that's like your opiniation man
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>>680817421

She was kind of flat in American Ultra (which I did enjoy). I need to see her in something else to reach a final judgement.
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Both of these fucks
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>>680819101
Nahhh his Grand Yawning Shithole.
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>>680819247
It's more like fact as evident in his post
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>>680819114
Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Not every black person likes Watermelon, Fried Chicken, and being a thief. BUT the vast majority do.

Which is why white people who act like niggers are called wiggers.
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>>680819252
Snow White and the Huntsman was another movie she was basically typecast into, she's just a flat actress from what I've seen of her, and the only popular or leading roles she in are again typecast.
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>>680811063
Rob Schneider
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>>680819428
>fact as evident
nigga what
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>>680819466
My point was there are exceptions
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>>680819600
came here to say this guy, guess i'll post this one instead
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>>680819652
The fact that he's a dipshit is shown in his posts.
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>>680819600
I fucked his niece
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>>680819760
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>>680819772
that's like your opiniation man
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Rob Schneider
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>>680819337
The nice thing is, since Twilight, they've done fuck all and nobody gives a shit about them.
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>>680819686
My point was that exceptions do not make the rule.

While I am glad to respect the exceptions?

I am still crossing the street when Thugs approach and staying out of Harlem and Compton.
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>>680812268
/thread

Zero acting talent. Like all of her movies are as bad as jack and jill
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Adam Pally.
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>>680819235

They're terrible, but not quite as bad as Sandler or the other two fucking retards
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>>680819172
I actually like nick cage because he does it so on purpose that his shit is kind of ironic funny. Also he looks like a blue collar set design carpenter that just so happend to get put on stage for some reason and ran with it.
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>>680819337
They're surpisingly good actors, they just have a shitty reputation because of twilight
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Adam Sandler 2.0
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>>680820023
That's straight paranoia. There's a few black people where I live. I do walk across the street to smoke weed and play Nintendo with them. I'm not a pedophile, and you're a dipshit.
Being afraid and hateful will get you nowhere
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Fun fact: Rob Schneider grew up in my hometown and is literally the most famous person from here,

He's donated over $500k to the high school I went to, mainly to the band.
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>>680811063
How has no one mentioned Keanu Reeves, sucks so much
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>>680820325
No. The guy can act. He had some talent. But that bitch can only play one role. And van only make 2 fucking facial expressions. She is worse than Sandler.
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>>680815477
you don't got to get so worked up buddy boy

he sucks, end of story. the movie 'funny people' was him admitting it to the world.
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>>680820023
North Harlem is basically all rich white people now. The landlords are slowly pricing out the niggers on their aggressive march towards gentrification.
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>>680811063
These niggers
They had one good movie
>White Chicks
And they fucked it up by making parody, dick and fart joke movies
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>>680811063
His sister. Terrible
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>>680820690
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>>680820205
Wish that was true but Cage is the epitome of nepotism.

He is a nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

It is not WHAT you know. It is WHO you know that matters.
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theres a major difference between being bad at acting, and making shitty movies. adam sandler is a great actor, he is nothing in film like he is in real life, and he really sells his retarded characters. therefor the acting is good. however, he accepts a ton of absolute shit films to make alot of money, and honestly, if you were an actor and people kept offering you shitty movies that will pay a few million dollars, i think you would probably take the opportunity to become as wealthy as possible.
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>>680811063
These niggers
They had one good movie
>(White Chicks)
And they fucked it up by making parody, dick and fart joke movies
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>>680816536
well memed
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>>680811063
>this one pulls through
They may be terrible, like The Asylum uses them to make themselves feel better terrible, but they've dependably made a profit. That's his "I showed up to this hung over as fuck because I have no reason to give a fuck pay me" face.
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>>680820772
Are you fucking retarded? Scary Movies 1-3 were all them. ....and 4 and 5 but fuck those.
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>>680820772
>implying white chicks was good
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>>680811063
Hafthór Júlíus Björnsson

by far
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>>680820343
Hot Rod is hilarious 10/10 other than that he's a fag
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>>680820772
>White Chicks
>Good Movie

pick one, faggot.
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>>680820400
>black people where I live.
>I do walk across the street to smoke weed and

You make my point for me and yet still try to defend yours.

Being observant of the truth and obvious in stating it WON"T get you anywhere.

So what, it still remains the truth.
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>>680820205
I posted him but I actually like him too. When I post him in these threads it usually rustles jimmies which I quite enjoy.
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>>680820629
>rich white people

Don't mistake liars who claim to be jews as being Caucasians. (Revelations 2:9)
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>>680819172
Cage isnt a bad actor
He had shown multiple times he has talent
The problem is that He is just deperate for money because of his dept with the IRS
That he is shitting out all of his movies asap so that he can move on and shit out his next job
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>>680812208
i didnt really like punch drunk love
but i will admit his acting in it was phenomenal
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>>680820772
You fucking retard. they were good in the 90's. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Juice in the Hood was their best when they worked together Marlon was alright in Requiem for a Dream by himself too. Go jump on another bandwagon, moron.
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>>680820752
Actually
Cage changed his name to be self made without his uncle's help
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>>680821277
Don't mistake fairytales for real life. (Dawkins 5:11)
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>>680820972
Not really an actor.
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>>680820972
Well he's there to be a ginormous wall of muscle, so I can't really blame him for that. Thankfully, they didn't give him too many lines.
But his baby face is extremely offputting.
He's not intimidating at all.
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>>680820205
>Ironically funny

Clearly you've never seen Ghost Rider... Watching that first transformation scene was almost as painful as my morning shit after having dinner at a chinese buffet.
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I think we can all agree Waterboy and Big Daddy are the only two Sandler movies worth a shit.
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>>680820922
All of the scary movies were shit
They were boring and predictable
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>>680821675
Happy Gilmore too.
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>>680821295
He isn't a bad actor per se, but his range is limited as fuck.
As long as he isn't playing a seething psychopath, he isn't of much use as an actor.
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>>680811063
He's a jew so sorry, I can't.
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>>680821731
Rewatch 3, and be high.
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>>680819813
pics?
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>>680821277
Considering one of my cousins (Irish Italian) is one of the rich white people living there, I'm not confusing shit.
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>>680811063
Dude, I'm not a fan of sandler, but keanu reeves, steven segal, hayden christensen, almost anyone from knocked up . . .
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>>680821442
No, if he wanted to be self made he would not have accepted all the financial assistance and the Talent Agent that his Uncle proffered.

Emilio Estevez made the same claim as to why he did not use Martin Sheen's screen last name. Yet he certainly made sure all the Media Rags knew who he was. If you want to keep it a secret don't brag about it.

NEPOTISM!
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>>680821748
Agreed
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>>680812208
This
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>>680813025
This is pretty much accurate. I do still love The Waterboy though.
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>>680821495
I don't.

Just because you accept the lies of "learned" men does not make the truth, a fairy tale.

I am not a monkey's nephew.
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>>680811063
Great actor, exept when he does stupid voices
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>>680821805
If you have to be high to enjoy a movie
Its not a good movie
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>>680821805
They were making FUN of, and PARODYING, actual horror/thriller movies, OF COURSE they were predictable. That is exactly what made them so funny!
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>>680822173
Without proof your "truth" is merely opinion. As is mine.
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>>680813975
Hahahahahahaha XD
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>>680821938
Yes you are, but what ever.
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>>680822216
Oops. I meant to reply to this dick stain
>>680821731
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>>680822216
I know
But i already know the punch line 5 mins before they get to it
Thats fucking boring
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>>680813341
/thread
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>>680822187
"Good" is completely subjective. It's one of the best "late-night stoner comedies". Gotta put it in perspective, of course it won't line up with Titanic or Godfather.
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>>680822178
ehibbity hobbudy
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>>680822062
i wish they both fucking die in a fire coz of aids. fuck these fags
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>>680822287
Agreed.

But what I quoted is a fact.

The liars today who claim to be Jews are for the most part liars and are NOT genetically Jews.

True Jews understand the terms Hebrew and Jew and use the terms appropriately. Not simply as an opportunity to join the Country Club.
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Sandler is another case of a non-funny Jew who is there only because of favoritism.
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>>680822776
He had 3 good movies and he's been scrambling for another hit ever since.
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/thread
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>>680822495
I'm sorry... The scene with the stuffed clown in Scary Movie 2... If you say that shit was not funny, then you're simply a contrarian, and a troll. Go watch some foreign, art house, piece of shit, while you fap and rave about how exquisite the cinematography is on celluloid vs. digital.
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>>680820922
1 and 2 were them. They sold the rights after that
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No one said Vin diesel?
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>>680822571
Most of the population would agree that
Those movies are total shit
And you only enjoy them because you are a nigger stoner faggot and you like shitty nigger movies
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>>680817002
i kek'd
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>>680822966
I don't think he cares about hits, he knows normies will line up anyway so he just barely makes them watchable and rakes in money.
We have a film discussion class and I shit you not 70% of the people swore jack and Jill was his ultimate movie.
Adam sander is the king of Jews and he knows it
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>>680823162
don't forget the rap concert in the 3rd movie where he put his hood up.
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>>680820772
This show was great and they had a lot of good movies, if you include the whole family.
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>>680822216
No fucking shit. Are you serious right now? Of course that's what they were doing. That doesn't make them funny. Look at all those godawful Epic Movie, Disaster Movie bullshit movies that did the same thing. The Scary Movie series is just as fucking stupid.
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>>680823059
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>>680823233
He's okay, I think to really be a terrible actor you also have to be the kind that thinks they are hot shit.
Vin diesel is a D&D nerd who liked Paul walker so he kept makin vroom vroom movies.
Plus he's a handsome dudebro
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>>680823234
I think they're shit on a relative scale lmao .. you ask me about any movie with natalie portman compared to any scary movie, i'd laugh that you'd even ask to compare them.

But since we're discussing Adam Sandler I figured I'd keep my judgment within the realm of shitty low-production cost comedies.
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>>680823162
I like most shitty comedies and some parts of their movies do make me chuckle
But just because 10% of their movies are slightly not shit and make me laugh
It doesnt mean their movies are good
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>>680811063
This guy for sure. Whiny, monotone, dull delivery
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the first scene in Anger Management is pretty fucking funny, but only because of the other actors I guess
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Ugly and stupid inside and out
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>>680820772
>They had one good movie
>>(White Chicks)

That was probably their worst movie, bud

Go back to retard school, you clearly weren't ready to graduate
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>>680811063
I think you mean less talented SUCCESSFUL actor. There are plenty of less talented actors, you just don't see them is big movies.

Adam Sandler movies that I enjoyed enough to watch again:
1. Happy Gilmore
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2. The Waterboy

Fuck everything else. They're total garbage.
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>>680823612
Big Daddy barely slides in there too.

Never forget Scuba Steve.
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>>680823293
>This show was great
This.
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>>680823569
I hate her because not only is she a terrible actor, but literally all of her roles are the same shit
>ARGHHHH ANGRY FAT WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN
>FAT>MUSCLE
>CGI KARATE SHIT
>WOMYNNN
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>>680823475
Yeah change the subject you piece of shit
You know that you have a shitty sense of humor and the Wayans brothers are nigger comedy
They are as funny as a 1800s minstrel show
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>>680823398
>>680823714
Samefag
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>>680823778
Down's.
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>>680823342
Not true. The "Epic Movie" and "Disaster Movie" bullshit were simply trying to capitalize, on a formula that worked really well for The Wayans Brothers. The Scary Movie series was funny, because they knew how far to take it over the top, without just being cliche.
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>>680813689
kek
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>>680811063
How is he not talented? He makes millions of dollars writing movies that his audience loves. Sure, the movies are shitty if your IQ is over 100. But most of Americans are fat inbred retards, so they love this shit. He's a genius for feeding those fat dumbfuck what they long for. And he's getting paid massively for it. If that isn't talent, I don't know what is.
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>>680823561
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMJg3LD-N3Y
One of the funniest scenes of all time.
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>>680823569
This. Fucking this all the fucking way.
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>>680815931
Can't we just start calling them hacktors?
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>>680823979
dis nigga noes wassup
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>>680823979
It's intelligence, not talent. Just because he's good at being a Jew doesn't mean he has a talent for it.
He was taught by the higher kabal, it wasn't innate in him
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>>680823557
Look at the script to the second Star Wars trilogy and take direction from George Lucas and we'll see how you come off.
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>>680823867
Oh is that what your mommy calls your "super power?"
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>>680823858
not even have the same naming convention, try again newfag
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>>680817311
DELETE THIS
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Surprised this magnificent duo is not here already...
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>>680823858
Nice Try
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>>680824156
Thousands of over people tried the same as he did but they failed. It takes talent to turn what you're good at into a fortune.
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>>680823233
I liked his Riddick character, even though the movies weren't great, he made that character
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>>680824338
meant to say other people
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>>680824214
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this piglet
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>>680824398
I understand that but my point is that he doesn't have it in him naturally.
Jew overlords saw people loved him and realized they could make him a franchise.
Adam is just the puppet making money off of it
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>>680817311
Do you like Jim Carey?
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>>680813975
>pixels wasn't that bad
...yea your argument just lost all credibility after that statement.
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>>680824519
Disgusting.
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>>680824440
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GG guys, it's over
Obonga obuma wins
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>>680816349
No your a fucking odiot you have to have one job , for just being an extra even
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>>680820545
Whoa!
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>>680811063
he is talented but very much a comedians comic
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>>680822688
Pineapple Express and The Interview, bruh.
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>>680824601
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>>680819600
>>680811063
Rob Schneider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-50unOy9Q
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>>680823612
Cathy Bates, and Henry Winkler made the waterboy
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>>680824208
Everyone else had the same script and they sounded fine
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>>680823233
vin diesel is cool af
he's a total bro
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>>680816088
fuck of
i like hes movies
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>>680824046
Done.

I love it when /b/ "coins a term".
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>>680820982
>this

I can't fucking STAND this sperglord but Hot Rod somehow was fucking hilarious.

He did have a great cast, mind you...
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Where do I start...
>Vin Diesel
>Liam Neeson
>Ashton Kutcher
>Lady Gaga
>Robert Pattinson
>Kristen Stewart
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>>680825014
And he plays D&D. He's basically a muscle bound nerd. Gotta love him for that.
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>>680825310
This nigger said Liam Neeson.
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>>680825310

>Liam Neeson

Fucking hell, son. I grant you he has made some questionable films, but that mother fucker can do a solid performance when needed.

He was sublime as Schindler in Schindler's List. Regardless of what you might think of the film, politically and historically speaking, his performance was fucking sensational.
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>>680824692
Not at all.

Have $50 grand?

You can join right now online.

https://www.sagaftra.org/content/how-join-sag

You see anon Unions are required to allow any who wish to join their collective bargaining to do so. If they do not? They are subject to numerous civil torts and Federal repercussions.

I am a former Union organizer.

Laborkey
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>>680814953

So many offensive foreign stereotypes he's done...just waiting for him to go full blackface Al Jolson style.
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Will Ferrel
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>>680825583
Ok, yes, that was the only good film he was in. The rest were all pretty much the same role and character
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>>680825310
>Liam Neeson

Sorry, how did you survive this long in life without being culled from the herd by a predatory animal?
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>>680817125
>>680817768
Seconding these. The director for Twilight was a complete idiot, Stewart has flat-out said that she just rolled with it even though she knew it was terrible and put no real effort into it.

And there is absolutely no actor who could deliver the kind of lines and do the kind of scenes Christensen was expected to deliver. There are plenty of good actors in the prequel trilogy, and you'd never know it from watching their performances - Christensen just got it worse because A) he was otherwise an unknown and B) he was written into possibly the worst goddamn role.
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>>680816088

He falls more into the "so bad it's good" category like The Room or Troma movies.
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>>680825654
And get ripped apart and blacklisted by SJW's? I think not
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>>680821549
>the fucking mountain is not intimidating at all
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Jhoni derp
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>>680822062
It's like the world decided they were funny, but I've never seen them be funny in anything
>like a boss
People always bring up Seh's bit part in that aa proof of his genius, but I don't get how the least funny part of that video is supposed to change my mind
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>>680825719
WOW! Totally forgot about this fucker. Nailed that one on the head anon!
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>>680825740
Gangs of New York
Les Miserables
Batman Begins
I could go on
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>>680824322
Will smith is alright
his faggot son, i wanna punch him
so badly
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>>680825760
THIS. Watch camp X-ray or clouds of sils Maria if you want a better look at Kristen Stewart.
As for Hayden, Star Wars burned his light out before it was even lit. I feel sorry for him because he was pretty much my idol growing up as anakin, even as I realize now he was shitty as he was playing it.
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>>680825773

He's already done a Chinese minister in Chuck and Larry and middle eastern terrorist inspired stereotype in Zohan, I really wouldn't put it past him.
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you CAN'T expect a comedy actor to be good
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>>680817768
he acted the exact same way in Jumper. the script was bad, but hes also a bad actor.
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>>680824322
I was looking for this
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>>680826225
no, but you can expect them to be funny
Adam Sandler is not
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>>680826225
>Adam Sandler
>Comedy

Pick one
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>>680826036
If you're over the age of 20, you should probably get checked out by a doctor. A 17 year old kid shouldn't enrage you that much.
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>>680826133
Those were back in the good old days before PC
The one where he becomes a woman would get him lynched now
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>>680826018
dis nugga noes his shit

>gangs of new york
He was perfectly suited for the role imo, but shame it was so limited.

>Batman begins
Same

>Les Miserables
Not to my taste, and not my favourite performance, but not shit by any means.
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>>680825740
But can you imagine anyone else playing his role? Liam Neeson plays Liam Neeson in every role because nobody else can.

The fucker was good in Phantom Menace. PHANTOM FUCKING MENACE. He was somehow able to act well in the presence of Darth Darth Binks, Space Jew and Anakin "Yippee!" Skywalker, all while George gives insight onto how human beings behave, according to George Lucas.

Blow it out your ass, brosef.
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>>680816536
Bad directing can make even the best actors look terrible.
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>>680812208
>Reign Over Me

He's been in some shitty, awful films. But Reign Over Me was excellent and his acting was likewise excellent.
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>>680826369
Too much nostalgia to dislike him, I just always flash back to Spider-Man 1 and remember how much I loved it.
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Gerard Butler
Adam Sandler
Ben Stiller
Chris Hemsworth
And any musician or model trying to become an actor
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>>680826378
>good old days
>8 years ago
>wut
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>>680826346
He doesn't enrage me, it's just an amazigly punchable face.
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>>680823059
While I don't think that he's the worst actor out there, his role in the shining made me hate him a lot.
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>>680826369
Agree
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>>680826488
>Chris Hemsworth

Oh hell no, I love that guy.
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>>680813975
forgot Water Boy
Pixels was pretty bad
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>>680826533
What? 8 years ago there wasn't PC and trans bullshit in the media
I'm not saying the movies are in the good old days, just that at least back then shit like that was okay.
A lot of things done in 2008 wouldn't fly now
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>>680811063
all pro wrestlers

pornstars

my wife
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>>680826346
Shut your whore mouth, Sharon.
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>>680811063
Absolutely Hideous
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>>680826679
It was bait, Jackie boy is on numerous lists considered to be the #1 actor in history due to his long body of successful work
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>>680811063
brad pitt
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>>680826751

Batista as Drax broke the "wrestlers suck as actors" trope. Plus the Rock has had at least a couple of decent roles.
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>>680826859
Look at his fucking stupid monkey ears
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Forgot pic
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>>680826831
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>>680812777
Trips don't lie
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>>680826901
>Benjamin button
>inglorious basterds
>fight club
>seven
>moneyball
>Troy
>the tree of life
Just stop
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>>680826938

>Look at this stupid fucking monkey

ftfy
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>>680811063
he is a talented actor you dumb fuck, the delivery of every phrase or line is not to reinforce the character or automatically deliver emotion to an audience, this has nothing to do with something as banal as artisitc expression, but it is to provide a multifaceted rationale to the middle america viewer, to create something that an uneducated, low intelligence, mass market plebian to be engaged with and feel rewarded. his performance is about creating a joker to poke fun at, an aspiration, life style validation, a court jestor for the home-is-my castle wage-cuck of delusional royalty. he is not selling himself, he is not selling products, he is selling validation to the pathetic existence of these people, if you cannot appreciate how difficult a sell that is, and how Adam consistently manages to pull it off for every extended advert he creates then you're even more of a pathetic creature than his target audience.
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>>680825740
I haven't seen much with Liam but I will say Dream House was spectacular
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>>680827076
Well besides this being all wrong, Adam sandler is still ass
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>>680827060
>Benjamin button

An underrated and enjoyable movie, but I think Pitt's acting is sorely under appreciated in this. He was brilliant.
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>>680826751
I think Batista and Rock are the exceptions, with John Cena slowly improving. But guys like Triple H (the Chaperone), Randy Orton (12 Rounds 2), The Miz (The Marine 3) shouldn't be allowed in a movie again
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>>680816536
Watch "Shattered Glass." He is amazing in that movie.
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The Do-over looks decent.
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>>680826862
I'm sure he is, he's had a lot of successful movies.
I'm just sayin his face pisses me off.
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>>680825310

Liam Neeson is turning into the new Clint Eastwood or Jack Pallance...bad ass old dude
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>>680825159
found the russian
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>>680827076
What.
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>>680827186
This. He really made it convincing and probably his only movie besides tree of life that gave me a feel
>when you realize he will inevitably die
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>>680820343

Brooklyn Nine-Nine & All of the Lonely Island videos are GOD tier. This guy is really REALLY good... Go fuck yourself.
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>>680811063

>Spanglish

Okay, the movie wasn't brilliant, but it demonstrated that Sandler can do a serious character when needed.
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>>680820450
Master's of Music here.

Way to make me like Rob Schneider. I'll literally remember this fact forever and never say a bad thing about him again.
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>>680816088
Yeah his movies are terrible but they're entertaining in there own way.
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>>680827436
That's one tv show and online music videos.
Wow, what a range of work! I can really see his acting chops displayed here
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