ITT: You give yourself a superpower
anons give you a weakness
I'll start with X-ray vision
>>680789147
Can only use it to see throught your own hands and will give you cancer if used to much.
>>680789147
stop time
>>680789263
but everyone feels it
The power to forget that i have a power of forgetting the power of forgetting.
>>680789263
can't start it again ever
Ice powers
>>680789263
Time can't resume
The ability to love.
>>680789263
You're also stopped while time is stopped, and unable to do anything.
The power to become any qt anime girl.
>>680789325
Always remember everything you try to forget. every single detail.
>>680789369
Only fat chicks tho
>>680789369
doesn't work on living things
The ability to make my dad like anime.
>>680789325
You forget it.
>>680789369
>but no one loves you back
>>680789325
You remember that you forget to remember to forget
>>680789440
Divorces your mom to make room for waifu time
>>680789354
only works on the things you really love
>>680789354
you freeze the air and choke to death if you use it for more than 2 seconds a year
>>680789440
only likes shota
>>680789354
can only freeze your own brain.
Extreme strength
Reanimate the dead.
>>680789584
you can't put down anything you lift up ever
>>680789604
Only works on dung beetles
>>680789147
The power to orgasm on command
>>680789584
you lose all muscles.
>>680789604
only works on bacteria and even then it has to be done one by one.
Vote here please.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>680789690
25 galloon internal cumshots. 50% chance you'll explode each time
>>680789690
only works if you wear a bondage hood
Ability to spawn chickens at up to a 2 meter radius from myself, i can also spawn them on my own body. They can grow to any desired size and explode when i want to
super speed
>>680789660
I really want to draw anon just with a pile of shit stacked ontop of him.
>>680789390
You're a faggot
>>680789802
every chicken you spawn is like family. everytime you kill one you enter extreme depression for 6 weeks a time
The power to have one well-hung melanin man per-10-square-metres burst into the room and rape everything, and I mean EVERYTHING in sight.
>>680789690
Everyone can control it.
>>680789802
only works if there already are atleast 50 chickens within that radius.
>>680789802
the chickens are already in processed, nugget form.
>>680789802
Chickens are dead
>>680789878
Only works with your eyes closed
>>680789147
Power to have an indestructible body
>>680789827
only works with your eyes closed
abilitiy to suck my own dick
>>680789979
only works above 30,000 ft
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>>680790030
Only works in public
>>680789979
you can never die, after the earth is destroyd you just drift in empty space forever.
>>680790030
But only if you're out in public and people stare at you
>>680790013
Wow way to steal my answer dude>>680789964
>>680789930
You get raped by the one with the largest, most horse-like cock
>>680789827
Suffer from episodes of seizures at light speed
>>680790030
But your dick gets smaller 1 inch every time
The ability to make anyone instantly and horrifically shit themselves uncontrollably.
Teleport
>>680790171
You shit your own pants too when you use it
>>680790171
You do too
>>680790171
Only works on you
>>680790190
have to be completely naked with a 15 inch dildo inserted rectally to pull it off
>>680789147
Mine will be immunity to weakness.
>>680790190
to a random location anywhere in the universe.
>>680790171
Whenever you use the power you instantly and horrifically shit yourself, after using the power 50 times you shit so hard you die.
>>680790190
You lose memory of ever teleporting whenever you teleport
>>680790190
You can only travel a couple meters at a time
The ability to speak any language and understand it
telekinesis
The power to never feel lonely
rewind time
>>680790276
you're literally prone to every disease going on the planet, everytime you nearly die, you're saved and the horrific nightmare restarts.
>>680790343
you sound retarded, but you can't tell
>>680790343
This includes the language of things you didn't know could speak, and it turns out that grass is super annoying to listen to.
>>680790356
Limited to a 1 foot radius
>>680790366
Your house is infested with spiders.
>>680790366
You will always be lonely inside /b/rother
Being able to shrink size
>inb4 penis joke
Control of space and time
>>680790343
you use a minimum of 20 languages a sentence. No one can ever understand you anymore. except yourself.
>>680790366
only works for 1h and you feel terrible for the next 2h
To power to control the probability of anything happening
>>680790459
Limited to 1 foot radius of yourself
>>680789369
Can never be loved in return
>>680790540
Doesn't work in the casino
>>680790459
Time effects you mortality
Going forward 20 years makes you 20 years older and vice versa
Go forward or back too far and you're dead
>>680789979
you're a diamond statue
>>680790540
doesnt work with CS:GO related stuff
>>680790577
But what's the probability it does now? 100%. I have beat the system
The ability to turn Niggers white.
>>680790671
World is in chaos
>>680790540
10 seconds after the event ends you become severely depressed and wish the opposite outcome happened
>>680790671
You turn into a jew
>>680790605
>implying diamond are indestructible
diamond is quite brittle if struck in the right way
concrete shattering farts
I can turn into a dog at any point
The power to create dank memes
>>680790831
Your shits are the size of lumberJack logs
>>680790838
but your mind turn into that of a dog as well, so you forget you were ever human
>>680790838
Can't turn back into a human
>>680790838
10% change to get stuck as a dog
Ability to turn into a qt loli
The ability to transform into a woman....
The power to see which side of the glass is dirty
>>680790755
alright then lets try again
>>680789979
you're a dragonforce statue
>>680790880
Only reddit will notice
>>680790971
you get raped instantly.
The power to put yourself in any lewd scenario you like.
>>680790880
They either don't catch on or reach minion-tier.
>>680790974
You get paid less
>>680790745
>>680791002
Lol
>>680790974
the downside is...being a woman
Pain causes you to grow stronger
>>680790880
they instantly go straight to 9gag, not even filtered through plebbit
The power to always be connected to wifi with a full phone battery forever
>>680791002
thats better
>>680790998
but you are bound from cleaning it, and can not tell people what side is dirty
>>680791076
kek
>>680789390
You aren't the mc, and the show ends without kissing
>>680791115
Can only access bing and msn.com
>>680791115
you're always redirected to a site blocker
Metal manipulation on the molecular level.
>>680791234
but you hear loud metal music 24/7
>>680791234
need to play metal for it to work
>>680789147
Power to control any animal
>>680791271
Not a weakness
>>680791309
how is that a downside?
>>680791337
for the rest of your life, you would get tired of it, fast
>>680791234
Some random guy with a spear is always trying to kill you.
>>680791323
If you break visual contact with the animal, it becomes extremely hostile towards you.
>>680791323
You have to masturbate to do it
>>680791361
you can't play metal
>>680791234
Can only control one molicule at a time
>>680791376
>life now has a metal soundtrack
Would not
>>680791337
1337!
>>680791323
The animal can also control you
The ability to see all consequences of any decision I concider making.
>>680791323
You have to swap bodies with the animal to control it and can only get switched back if the animal controlling your body somehow uses the power
>>680790343
You can't tell what language you or anyone else is speaking.
>>680791492
You aren't able to not do what made you do that no matter how bad it is
The ability to feel feels.
>>680791492
You knowingly pick the worst decision every time
>>680791492
indecisive and can't make a decision until its too late
the ability to turn into a qt loli catgirl
>>680791492
you can't make good decisions
>>680791586
all of them are bad.
>>680791492
50% chance of it being wrong and it's way worse than it stated
>>680791605
You live out your days in an animal control cage.
>>680791605
you become severely allergic to cats, including yourself and are bed bound for ever.
>>680791605
you have the mind of a cat
>>680791492
You can't not do the action that made that happen no matter how bad
>>680790276
No matter how much you try, you can't build any muscle
>>680789147
Power to grow stronger from physical pain
>>680791675
that's great!
>>680791709
You're a ghost
>>680791709
Always in pain
>>680791709
but your pain receptors are much weaker than normal
Walk on air
>>680791813
You have no legs
>>680790356
Can only move deepsea anger fish
>>680791813
Can't get back down
>>680791709
If you grip a cactus there's a feedback loop of pain and growing stronger, so you become a solid block of muscle.
>>680791813
You lose the power every now and then and you dont know when its going to happen.
>>680791115
But everyone will always ask for you make calls or search something online
I can see future
>>680791847
gotta admit that one got me
>>680789604
Congratulations. You can now animate cartoon scenes with dead people in them. But only ones that have already been done. Have fun reanimating the dead.
>>680791876
once you look into the future you cant look back anymore, you wont know what i happening around you, you will only see what will happen.
>>680790446
You also shrink your left leg and you can't bring it back to normal
This thread is pointless because all the "weaknesses" given are just to completely nullify the original power, which defeats the purpose
>ability to kill people with snap of fingers
>you dont have fingers
that kind of thing is not a "weakness". It's just the incompetence of you people being any fucking original.
Let me prove my point:
>the ability to be immortal and have no weaknesses
>inb4 BUT ONLY WHEN X AND X
>>680791876
but only 3 seconds into the future
when i get beaten to near-death in a fight, i get stronger
The power to stay off b/ for more than a few hours.
>>680791813
Only after giving a hobo a blowjob
>>680792047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM
>>680792047
Sadly thats true for most of these, luckily im an exception.
You faggots don't know how this works
You reply to someone with their weakness and then with a power for us to ame the weakness and so
>>680792120
Only after getting banned
>>680792120
but /b/ is the only thing you can use the internet for
>>680792182
>>680792047
Fuck off this is more fun
The power to make anyone extremely roid rage angry at any moment.
>>680792047
>smarter than everyone
>can't feel enjoyment
Superdouche
>>680792047
>>680792120
Only when you get a girlfriend
>>680792306
>>680792279
All you get for doing it are childish shitposts
>>680792250
you cant argue that it wouldnt be even more fun if the weaknesses were actually unique.
Ability to kill people with snap of fingers
>>680792120
i have to go to /r9k/, /pol/ or /s4s/ instead
>>680791070
Your dick gets smaller every time
>>680792377
Literally snapping your fingers.
>>680792377
you can only control it when someone has there finger up your ass, otherwise a random person dies
>>680792377
You dont know who you kill, it's random.
The ability to commit the perfect crime.
>>680792377
Whole hand goes numb for a week
>>680792376
And how would you know if it would be more fun if they were?
>>680792535
but only works for jay walking
>>680792535
but are sentenced to life in prison for a crime you didnt commit.
Looks like someone else committed the perfect crime aswell and you took the fall for it, just like someone else will take the fall for your crime.
>>680791087
Using this power is painful. Anytime you get hurt, you have 10 seconds before passing out.
>>680792561
i've seen it, but thats not what im arguing for, im saying that you arent justified in saying that it wouldnt be more fun.
Can turn into any animal at will
>inb4 cant turn back
be creative
>>680792535
Only after you have been violated by a feminine penis.
>>680789462
So it's just like real life!
>>680792958
>feminine
>penis
>>680792861
you actually turn into an animal, forgetting that you were ever a human first.
you propably die of hunger because you havent learned how to control your body or how to get food since you didnt learn them as a child, because you never were a child as that animal.
Ability to turn into a 3.14qt trap
>>680790343
You become deaf in 3 years
>>680792861
Only when others are watching
the power to finish what hitler started
Omnipotence.
Limit me.
>>680793166
Syphilis
>>680792114
You will never be a super-saiyan
>>680793257
In a universe of omni beings
>>680792861
Male horses will be irresistibly drawn to your ass to fuck it every time.
>>680793166
You ending up taking every single cock from russia.
>>680793166
But you will kill yourself after killing all the jews
>>680789322
you are the worst... thats my fear
>>680793051
It's a joke, you tard.
>>680790190
You will always teleport into an object
>>680793376
Worth the bill
>>680790540
50% chance that the probability is inverted and you can't redo the same thing twice.
The ability to shit gold
>>680793444
That's the joke, chippo
>>680793596
You die
>>680791046
m8 that's a plus
>>680789946
That isn't a con? :(
>>680793596
Your legs get cut off and you get suspended from the ceiling in a dingy warehouse and forcefed curry until your colon bursts.
>>680789147
You can only see through wooden doors.
I wish l can just be loved.
telekinesis
>>680793952
You have to join a cult
>>680791076
Kekkkkkkkk
The ability to die at will
>>680793952
You are you.
>>680793952
but you will never love them back
>>680794267
You revive 5 minutes later
>>680794030
Can only be used to combat ED. Everyone else's, not yours.
>>680793596
so small quantities that you have to eat so much you'll become fat in order to make a decent living
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Don't let Tayfags win.
>>680794267
Random reincarnation
Power of being the smartest person ever
>>680794365
the fuck is ED
>>680794478
you will be in a permanent depression that wont let you do anything.
>>680793952
Their way of expressing that love is through imprisoning you and raping and torturing you.
shoot lasers out of my nipples
>>680790030
You become a girl
>>680794729
you can't control when it happens, you'll randomly shoot them without control.
>>680789147
You become blind while using X-ray
i'm able to do anything i see some else can do
>>680795569
but wrong
>>680789147
It only works on glass.
Control all of time and space.
I can look like whoever I want.
>>680797453
but you have travel only on a monocycle
>>680797453
You don't want to live
I can peel oranges with my eyes
>>680793257
Only works if dead
>>680793337
That's a plus
The ability to have any power I want with no limitations or requirements
>>680790974
>>680791076
max par
>>680799590
You get bored and kill yourself
My blood is made of acid that is harmless to me.
