You know what day it is...!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You know what day it is...!
caturday
Fuck yar Caturday!
>>680788785
spitting image of our old farm cat tom cat. died of cancer in the nose, literally ate out half his head. old man took him out behind the shed and shotgun blast to the skull boom.
>>680788785
Caturday?
>>680789234
wrong GIF but actually very relevant... meant to post this:
This is my cate
In between snack time and nap time..
Finally
>>680789681
majestic
Meet Bunny.
>>680789762
Lost my cat in that post
Casper and his daughter, Skidaddle
What is this?
Pogo and Chaps first look at a two legger
My cat Geist
>>680789234
fucken saved.
>>680789318
I fucking hate children so much
>>680789234
my girld also use to do this <3 she was so love
>>680789318
Class.
Cat eyeballin' my dinner the other night..looking for a break off..
>>680790116
All my babies!
>>680789949
Moarrrrr
Callie, one of my breakfast patrons. I get about 20 a day now
>>680789609
Moarrr
Pogo, also Caspers son.
>>680789318
I always see gifs and webms of cats attacking small children. It's amazing just that even a cat can damage us when we're that small.
>>680789234
Pogo and Skidaddle.
Doggo welcome too
>>680790910
Do you actually want to die today? Is your goal to become a murder victim?
What dat? cheese?
Pogo's little sister;
Squint enjoys a few skitches
>>680789620
Ah, based Maine Coons.
>>680789949
Moar
>>680790298
Woah, that's the other half of my cat
Kiss my feet
>>680791491
Someone dies tonight. I swear it!
Blofeld knows the importance of "backup treats"... you know, just in case..
This cutie died a few days later.
>>680789949
Do cats have the smarts not to ravage their own daughter's vagina?
Scrambles the Death Dealer
>>680789681
>In between snack time and nap time..
That defines the time of every cat everywhere that is not actually eating or sleeping
i hope your cats get run over and die painfully cats are vermin, and iv shot many with my pellet gun fucking things piss everywhere
Father and son
>>680792011
>>680791986
>>680791897
Cats in general seem to display a greater range of sexual restraint than many other mammals. They rarely mate outside of a female's estrus, the male only approaches receptive females.
Many jungle big-cat species prioritize safety/solitude over sex, and will do things like refusing to cross roads/human territory even if it gets to them to more jungle with access to potential mates.
>>680789318
Fucking brat got what she deserved.
I'm not sure what this sez but its related to a game about cats
>>680792288
god tier
Thats heidi
big cat welcome too?
Halp
Bobwhite, the bovbtail brother of Casper
>>680792396
>for an ice giant
>>680791969
>>680790910
>>680791149
That's some cute shit anon.
someone post dead cat pics pls and vids etc i need to fap
>>680792195
So it's two cats fucking - they're doing it in between eating or sleeping
>my argument is still valid
>>680792396
Shit yeah they are‼
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57fSN4Ee0ho
>>680792644
Fuck off
>>680790038
the cats out of the bag now...
>>680788785
>My cat Geist
Why did you call it the German Word for Ghost?
>>680792295
Brilliant
cat
>>680792011
Keep crying.
>>680792701
Awesome!
Might be my last caturday alive enjoy this one.
>>680792776
>>680793014
>>680792953
<3
My 3 legged cat
>>680792644
Uh-o! An edgy 12-year-old appears! Wat do?
Fight Memes
Items Run
>>680793258
Photoshopped/10
Cat's name is "Knucklehead "
>>680793258
Killing cats is illegal on Caterday, mother fucking.
>>680790814
Even small cats (not domestic ones) can easily kill you.
They jump at your throat and bite it easily, they are excelent predators after all.
>>680793436
Time to put the steven king down, friend.
My outdoor cat Morris.
Yes, I know he looks like the Morris from that cat food commercial.
>>680793509
look at bobcat attacks and talk some more shit.
>>680789342
>>680792644
Being edgy in rekt threads is a thing, but here is a fucking sin. Do you really think that people in 4chan are all degenerate bastards ? No, you are just an edgy kid who came from reddit
>>680793258
>>680793377
kek
also feds have no power in my country
>>680793278
>>680793343
kek kys
>>680793436
>being this much of a manlet that a cat could kill him
kek
>>680791532
>>680793714
>>680788785
sir mew
>>680791888
Trips... confirms?
What happened?
>>680793571
hyena bite strength too
>>680793714
moar!!!
>>680793620
>>680793637
stay mad kid but this is fap material!
>>680794035
idiot, this is the reason why you be forever alone faggot
This is my cat named Abe
>>680794035
>>680794154
>>680794251
My cat just died of cat AIDS. Feels bad man.
meet Odin
>>680794184
Moar
>>680793714
>>680794035
I ran these posts through google translate, it just kept coming up as "Why is my dick so tiny?"
Also, it's proven most people who abuse animals or enjoy abusing animals were neglected or abused as children and suffered developmental delays.... so your daddy literally fucked the stupid into you, huh?
>>680794035
>>680793714
Niggers
>>680794203
what breed is that?
>>680795156
calm down dude he is just doing what happens every cat thread...its called trolling....stop biting newfag
Andre Robinson,23, Bronx NY. "cat kicker" Turned down 30 day deal. no news as of late..
>>680795003
>
what
what is that even supposed to be?
>>680796023
>>680793571
My parents got a bobcat kitten when I was a toddler. We had it for 10 years. I was the only human he would go near. Only I could even feed him or go near his food. I pulled his ears and tail, but that cat loved me and would keep everyone else away from me.
They are vicious though! They're wild and plentiful around where I live, and I've seen one take down a bald eagle!
>>680796023
i hope he gets lung cancer, fucking nxxxxxx
>>680796447
>that guys hands
Wtf...
>>680791712
dude it's been washed
>>680796755
lol i hadn't noticed that b4
>>680797295
my 15 year old boy likes to lay on pillows
could do with getting a huge one but most pillows are a standard size
My cat Boomer
>>680797705
>>680797888
Dogs are better in every possible way. When the las time you swimming, running, hiking, or biking with your kitty. Never. All cats are purr sluts. I know because all my neighbors cats hang around my house looking for handouts.
>>680797729
Yeah why not in your imagination
>>680798099 nice cat
>>680798154
no they're not
>>680798344
thx hes only 2 years old anf in best health! many happy years to come
we took him from a shelter when he was 6 weeks old maybe i find a pic
>>680798401
Yes they are. Your cat would leave your ass the second someone with a better meal shows up. I know because most of my neighbors cats hang around my house. My neighbors always look so defeated when they come to collect thier kitties. Purr sluts. Dogs can be trained to perfection and adore you. Your cat tolerates you.
[spoiler] I'm just teasing. [spoiler]
>>680798154
>When the las time you swimming, running, hiking, or biking with your kitty.
I don't do that shit anyway.
>>680798154
>>680798154
sorry bud but dogs
(a) smell and you have to bath them and even then they still stink
(b) make a shit load of noise every time some asshat leaves them outside
i could go on but tbh i can't be bothered
>>680788785
>You know what day it is...!
suicide day?
>>680798344
>>680798597
here you go
>>680798932
>>680798663
I own two cats and a dog. There's no "better". People who own either pet are going to be bias.
And I can tell you one thing, I love my dog, but my cat is always there for me. He shows me more love than my dog ever would
>>680799186
yeah its crazy how easy a cat can calm you down..
even after the shittiest days i come home my littler motherfucker is waiting behind the door purring
Saturday!
>>680794322
To think that people spend fortunes and put so much effort into keeping unhealthy cats alive then so many healthy ones are just killed like this.
>>680799453
Yeh true. Every morning I wake up my cat is waiting for me outside my door, I can here him pawing at the door. I open the door and he runs in and starts purring. Meanwhile my dog is asleep of his lazy ass downstairs
>>680798932
Ok, you first
>>680799186
true although some cats are like don't touch me unless i give you permission
dogs are a motivation to get off of ones booty and do some exercise
some people get a dog and then let them out into the yard, instead of walking them, which is a bad idea as dogs get bored and then start barking , which can get the owner a fine (assuming they let it carry on without correcting the dog
>>680799960
Who gives a shit if you can't willfully get up of your fat ass to exercise, that doesn't make a dog "better" because you feel as though you are obliged to walk it
And by the same token, some dogs would bite your hand off unless they give you permission
>>680799478
ye it's sad,
i remember reading about how shelters in the us have a big zyklon b day on cats and dogs
https://www.petfinder.com/pro/for-shelters/general-statement-euthanasia/
but i have to accept i can only look after my own kitties as i'm a poorfag
our world is not a nice place for strays, i'e getting squashed or mamed on the roads then theirs the assholes who do bad shit to them, ya know the psycho's who lurk on here that turn into pedo's or rapists or killers
>>680792290
I love neko atsume
>>680799186
I own one dog and all my neighbors cats. I wasn't lying about my neighbors cats hanging around. They sit on top or under my car waiting for leftovers. I'm not going to lie. I enjoy their company. Purrs are soothing. But my dog Ace is perfection. He attacks and growls on command. Loves going to the beach with me. Runs/walks alongside me without a leash. He is truly is my best friend.
Here is a pic of my neighbors cat. She runs up to me every time she sees me. I love her to bits even if she's not mine.
>>680801830
steal her
Minion and Stella plotting
>>680802047
I would but my neighbors would know it was me instantly. One time one of neighbors lost her tabby, she went straight to my house. I didn't have her cat obviously, but I still felt bad and helped her look. She found him.
>>680791335
>>680801093
The best way to ameliorate this problem is a good spar/neuter program.
Where I live, the shelters have to import cats from other areas just to have ones up for adoption.
>>680801830
looks similar to my old mog when he was alot younger
>>680802911
Lost.
>>680789609
Here me roar
For moar
>>680793175
Why, wat happen?
>>680803684
Holy cow. kitty twins.
>>680793175
Are you OK? You're got stick with us, anon. No dying on caturday.
Pablo Escobar
>>680805323
This is tubs, he loves to sit in buckets. I can carry him around like this.
>>680804544
dam this thread has made me realise my cat pics folder is only on one drive
must backup
>>680788785
my kitty
>>680791888
What happened? :(
>>680792011
>>680798932
>suicide day?
yes go ahead
>>680789234
She has a nice pussy
