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Rekt Thread
>>680788560
is there more to this? looks like he approached while dog was focused on camera. he then advanced after being warned.
>>680788518
filename so fucking good.
>>680788918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
>>680788560
>sometimes I whisper with my legs
>super effective too
topkek
>>680788918
There is an entire episode based around it, yes. Just YouTube "Cesar Milan dog bite" to get the name of the episode, also available in full length on YT.
>>680789174
fifa_2016_glitch.webm
>>680788723
OH MAH GAWD! THE INVISIBLE MAN GAVE HIM THE ROCK BOTTOM OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
>>680788857
Serious question - do they just not fucking see these bikes?? I see them. It isn't difficult to notice them, either, and almost every accident I see involving a car and bike seems like the car is absolutely blind to their presence.
I get it at night time, but, in broad fucking daylight you can SEE the bike.
I want to start learning to ride a bike, but this type of shit makes me think twice. Fucking morons are oblivious to motorcycles.
>>680788518
>ted_cruz_getting_beat_up.webm
>>680788857
>dat impact
Holy shit man he must have been speeding so hard
>>680788679
Prometheus School for Running Away From Things
>>680788618
Holy shit what did he pour on him?
>>680789282
fuck, i kekd
>>680789229
>Rio
>Brazil
>Olympics
>This summer is gonna be fun to watch
>from my couch
I'd rather dress like a tumblr feminist and throw shit in ISIS ground than go there
>>680789308
They either don't see it because it's far away (and you can tell from the video the bike was massively speeding) or they see it in the distance but don't expect it to go that much faster than allowed. Both are idiots in a way. But one less idiot biker so yay.
>>680789308
my uncle's best friend was killed in this exact same situation.
always assume a motorist in a car cannot see you.
>>680789334
I fucking wish, pedo looking nigger needs to be put on a leash.
>>680789399
Kool Aid. Shit is like holy water for white people, good to detect who ya real nigga bros are.
>>680788679
did he died
>>680789399
Boiling water, burned guy stole the others gf's hot dog
>>680788679
Did he dieded? Sauce
>>680789399
Looks like boiling water
>>680788518
>rekt thread
>posts webbem
>no one gets rekt
>>680789038
put it down,
dogs are seriously the worst animal that serve no purpose in our current society (in large numbers and outside of hunting)
>>680789474
I have to disagree with you.
That biker was
>not speeding
>he was wearing protective gear
there fore not an idiot biker
Idiot bikers
>ride H&Ds
>have no protection on them
>"check this out" a lot
>try stunts in public roads
worst part is that idiot bikers don't die enough
>>680789399
boiling soup probably
>>680789506
now that's a motherfucking critical hit
>>680789566
hope so
earth is better without its offspring
>>680789506
Gamergate just got reel
>>680789229
>no rekt
>>680789863
NO NO
A DOUBLE ROCK BOTTOM
A DOUBLE ROCK BOTTOM
>>680789927
>I just blinded a guy
>fuck yeah
>I am so proud of me
other guy immediately regretted lifting his hand
>>680790004
SNEKS!!!!
>>680789308
Either don't see them, or don't care. Fuck those bike assholes. Get on the sidewalk where you belong.
>>680790004
![hXUIY6W[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lqdvalP.gif "hXUIY6W[1].gif")
>>680790136
>>680789456
the combo of the Zika virus, politiical unrest & the fact that olympic athletic villages become one giant swingers club will make it a giant dumpster fire.
>>680789927
>that shitty smug smile
>>680789399
boiling water you fucking autist
>>680789108
sheeit those tires are no joke, they can weight up to 1000 lbs.
>>680790386
>[Intensity intesfies]
>>680788518
baseball bats are so ineffective
>>680790523
the worst part is they all survived
>>680788618
Are those all women? I thought it was a woman's prison but some look like dudes.
>>680790442
>Stop,
>drop,
>shut 'em down
>open up shop
>Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
>>680790213
what every white woman has to look forward to when dating a nignog.
>>680790329
Story?
>>680790617
i want to be the skate..
>>680789229
Dafuq is happening?
>>680788679
What a stupid nigger. He could have gone in any direction but the one he went.
>>680790632
its a workplace break room in New >>680790632
Zealand
>>680789308
Motorcyclist here, most cars don't give a fuck. They're using the car as an appliance to get from A to B, they only pay attention to things that can hurt them (and usually not very well).
The philosophy to staying safe on a motorcycle is to make yourself as visible as possible, but ride like you are invisible. Because you essentially are. You have to anticipate things like the video.
>>680790684
is this a representation of urban US?
I mean, does this shit happen or fake shit?
>>680788723
>don't stand on top two steps
The ladders have this sticker on them for a reason.
>>680790213
>>680790213
And not a single fuck was given
>>680788560
>whispering intensifies
kek
>>680789714
this faggot gets it.
>>680789308
It's illegal for motorcycles to slow down to when they see a car turning. Go fuck yourself faggot motorcycle is completely at fault there
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Vote
>>680790882
Should of named that Welcome to Chicago
>>680789787
How I'd fuck those little girls after I lick their sweet puss and butthole.
>>680789308
Apparently those left turns are one of the top ways motorcyclists die. One happened near me last week - near folded the car and disappeared into it.
>>680790506
How?
Im genuinly curious
>>680788560
I had one of those types of dogs (Yellow Labrador) for 13 years. They're a super timid breed. How the fuck did that dog get like that...???
>>680790943
Fucking ape
![South_Park_-_Bigger,_Longer_&_Uncut-24_09513[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bZz7Shh.png "South_Park_-_Bigger,_Longer_&_Uncut-24_09513[1].png")
>>680790741
hit it with a stick!
>>680790943
How_Niggers_Say_Hello.webm
>>680789645
austinismo
>>680790654
She hated her job
>>680790741
Why?
>>680789399
Nerve gas
>>680790882
wow. when they play tag, they do not fuck around.
>>680791040
Play Jay-z's "Hard knock life" with that clip and your good to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2DafHjZDtg
>>680789229
>>680790751
she were about to get robbed and she threw her stuff over the fence to the parkinglot of her work or house
>>680790329
Man, China needs to put nets on the stairs now and not just out the windows? Next level shit right there.
>>680789108
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNNDAYYY!!!!!!
lol the highest taxes historically were under a republican you stupid fuck
>>680789229
That was smart as hell of her to throw her shit over the fence.
>>680790894
Why make them when you can't use them. Faggot.
>>680790751
If I had to guess moped guy was trying to do a snatch and run on the chick's purse so she just ditched her shit over the locked fence.
>>680789787
You girlies wanna get raped?
>>680789654
I don't understand did he throw the dog? Did the dog die?
>>680791437
story?
>>680789456
This shit right here. Brazil is completely fucked. Zika, impeaching their president by people more corrupt then the president, the crime level, this is suppose to be Brazil's "Coming out" party as a world power and instead its, "Sorry we are still a 3rd world shithole."
>>680791529
>360
>no scope
5/7
>>680791488
so it was super effective, the nerd got away
>>680790751
>being this retarded
>>680789787
He gave all those bitches hiv that's why they're beating him up. So who really got rekt there?
>>680789344
Go back to YT fuck head
>>680790213
toll payment in process
>>680791183
Bred to fear the whip
>>680791573
Nigga got shot
>>680788518
> baseball bat seems to do about zero damage
I am honestly surprised.
>>680791719
Easy rape target
>>680788723
SHANE DONT DO IT SHANE DONT DO IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
>>680791040
Fucking niggers... subhuman trash.
>>680791676
I think he missed
>>680791319
fucking niggers for real
>>680791054
>should "of"
Kill yourself, or pick up a book you imbecile.
>>680791719
What the fuck happened why did she fall down?
>>680789714
No my friend where's helmets and he still does stupid shit tricks on public roads
>>680790741
FLAME ON
>>680789863
Huge kek action 100%
>>680788518
LOST
>>680789506
Did he survive?
>>680791598
What the fuck is going on
>>680791797
I'm coming for that booty.
>>680791437
Wild Bill Hickock
>>680792035
Welcome new friend
>>680791011
illegal vs staying safe and alive
You decide
>>680790684
>is this one minute long clip a representation of millions of people spread across one of the largest counties?
yes of course it is
>>680789069
retard
>>680788679
That's Wile E. Coyote level of stupidity, there.
>>680790654
Look like it was only 1 story
>>680791891
did you seriously post JUST to say that? Sure hes either an idiot or a minority but you are definitely the one who should kill himself
>>680791565
no hes got a bunch of vid on vine of faking this. and the fake dog is stiff so how can yu think this is even real
>>680791939
Marry me.
>>680791529
> woman put her hand on you
That's it, you are now free to swing away
>>680792360
it's not super impressive, but I guess it's something.
>>680792227
Well I guess this is my fetish now.
>>680789308
Judging from how hard the bike hits the car (it almost flips), he was going way to fast. It's hard to judge distance when something that small moves so fast.
But also, yeah, your mind is set on looking out for cars so you miss bikes and pedestrians. This is a known phenomena.
>>680791939
Sauce please
>>680791148
Had a golden retriever/lab mix. He'd only get this way at the vets with female veterinarians. male vets could approach and touch him just fine.
>>680789229
Jesus, that was some fucking quick thinking.
>>680790741
Talk about Mongolian BBQ.
>>680791310
you are retarded
>>680792152
what
the
fuck?
>>680792418
Kek
>>680788790
He had a bad day holy shit
>>680791319
sauce or story?
>>680789715
>filename
>>680788618
>oz lawyerfag
I know one of the DPP prosecutors going after this idiot. He is going to get fucked.
>>680792607
and you're a faggot
>>680789229
tell me those guys got shot afterwards.
>>680789787
Kid won that one, the moment you hit a girl whilst being filmed; its over. he played the smart card, didnt lash out, ran away at first opportunity.
>>680788560
lmao," the dog whisperer funniest bloopers."
>>680792146
fuckin sandniggers trying to bring that shit into our countries?
>>680788790
Kek
>>680791148
Its a dog.
>>680790268
>>680792741
she's hot
>>680791140
Because he was swinging it with one fucking hand flailing it like a retard. Grab both hands, swing for the knees and arms. Bats are easy to duck but have good range and can incapacitate an attacker if hit in vital points. EX: Knees, Head, Elbows
>>680792035
Nerve gas
>>680789506
Don't fuck around with them starcraft players.
>>680790268
Wait, what? Why did he kick the kid in the face?
>>680792227
Did she died
>>680789229
Type of women I would marry.
>>680792610
> be called idiot most of life
>dumber than nigger
>Fyckmylyf.jpeg
>them niggers always robbin shit, i should give it a try
>buy gun
>try robbery
>shoots self
>dumber than a nigger
>Dumber. than. a goddamn. nigger
>>680791054
I bet you don't even live in chicago you fucking peon
>>680792289
I didn't "say" anything, I typed it.
Another simpleton checks in. Does no one in this country go to school anymore?
>>680790268
WORLSTARRR
>>680789365
Opposite of >680789229
>>680792985
>Not a criminal
>Not a nigger
You are correct. I do not live in Chicago.
>>680790625
>>680791056
Watch those edges, son.
>>680788560
I bet if the cameras weren't rolling, the whisperer would have given that dog the lesson of its lifetime
>>680790442
Bro with the chair was the most bad ass tbh fam
>>680789787
Kid probably has a femdom/rape fetish now. I can't really tell which direction it would've gone.
>>680791939
Kek that submission and assspankin
>>680790299
I am so happy someone posted this reply
>>680792227
That thing needs hydraulics so it can bounce on her
>>680790688
Ground slippery from rain…but he wanted to show his ass anyway.
>>680788790
If he had stayed put...
>>680791148
I've had Labradors all my life Yellow, Brown, Black yes they are very Timid.. threw my years of experience I can tell you .. That dog in the clip has been starved, for a day or two of food, this will make them cross..
Feed one day real good hearty meal, and skip the next two days on food, and especially have him tied up on a chain or confined in a closed in space.
This dog will be pissed and don't let any kids or any one OTHER person around that dog.
Only the one who is used to feeding him because that's who the dog will allow .
My father owned a steel work shop before, people would jump the fence at night try to steal stuff braek in ect.. Not anymore.
>>680790741
>>680792465
"I'm not giving you the money"
"Look, give me the money or I'll shoot you"
"No"
>shrugs *bang bang bang*
>>680792645
sauce?
>>680791183
Whip those niggers good
>>680792227
Obviously rc pro am master
>>680789506
>someone called me a dumb whore on chat once and now I'm a victim who deserves international sympathy.
puts shit in perspective don't it.
>>680791598
Raging boner right now
>>680788857
Some people are just downright inattentive drivers. Either they're not looking properly (I see that all the time), or they are fucking around with their phone or whatnot, which is also common as we all know.
>>680790684
That fucking cameraman is on point, ON POINT
>>680793361
Spic detected
>>680789334
>>680789542
>like you even knew who he was before jeb bush dropped out of the race
so trendy
>>680788518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIcehQ-1CgM
>>680790943
Black guy here, I hate this fucking video. Preying on the weak. She supposedly slept with her boyfriend or something. Then i love the people who are filming who clearly came to see a fight, get empathetic after the bitch gets her head knocked off.
Fun Fact: The name of the bitch throwing the punch is Shark-eisha.
>>680791911
slipped, wet days on the track suck.
>>680789229
>live in an area that requires a locked fence, guard dog, camera and several people on high alert at all times.
Wew lad
>>680791679
I guess what I meant is why is isn't considered rekt.. I don't get it
>>680793483
some eastern european toilet, probably.
>>680792010
fuck did the skate get him??
>>680793460
Kek
>>680788518
>Chooses 5' piece of wood to fight with
>assailant moves inside to within 3'
>>680791749
Pretty self explanatory am I right?
>>680792928
Yeah of eternal bleeding
>>680793598
>Shark-eisha.
So Sharkdasheisha in niggaspeak
>>680793309
so these are like fond memories now...
that's a win
>>680791437
Damn. That was cold.
>>680792418
Made me lel
>>680790684
>Women fighting, film their vag.
Should have but his fingers in there.
>>680790523
What a fuckwit, speeding up when he saw the pedestrians. Checks his front end before going to the victims.
>>680791719
its like her whole life in the future
>>680790632
how does that in any way look like a prison?
>>680792980
kek
>>680793113
Did it die?
>>680793730
Tomato/ Tomatoe
>>680789696
Who the fuck has their cat on a leash anyway? I have never seen anyone around here do that. That's the thing with cats, they walk themselves.
>>680792690
What's the story? Dude okay?
>>680792289
Oh look, another apologist for retards and the reason why being a retard is considered okay now.
>>680792645
Wait, why is my penis hard?
>>680790632
It's a factory staff dining hall you idiot
>>680792152
What an hero
>>680791319
If only he had a gun.
>>680791040
And they wonder why the government won't give them much. Fucking apes should be released back into the jungle
>>680789038
>she needs major rehabilitation
Kek it's a fucking dog, put the mutt down and get a new one.
>>680788790
don't think he died.
>>680793598
Lol, no way, I thought Shark-eisha was a nickname or something like that, but her real name, now that's funny
>>680791891
Calm down captain shit cunt. Kill yourself for being a grammar faggot on b/
>>680791040
I'm sure they'll grow up to be productive members of society one day.
This is white people's fault
>>680791719
qwop.webm
>>680791891
10/10 ppl wanna see you die. You're the reason your dad cries at night.
>>680790874
Thats clearly some kind of porn shit... way too much fuckin skin
>>680792645
but why tho
>>680790485
yup.. used to help pa change out the 5foot ones on john deer tractor , would take about 4 of us to slam it around in place, Cant imagine one those fully inflated ones
>>680790004
Can we talk about how that one cop had fucking 2 already on the ground and grabbed a third and brought her to the ground? My fuckin man
>>680788723
he ded?
>>680793230
>>680793230
You know Cesar Milan almost comitted suicide after a UGLY divorce because his ex-wife took his most beloved dog and best friend?
There are few men on this planet who love dogs more than he does and al-though he loves dogs, I think he would prefer to have his hand in one piece. Kicking the dog or hitting it with his other fist was most likely the only option to get the dog to let go of his grip.
>>680791494
to strengthen the gene pool
>>680790617
no sniffing the skateboard!
>>680789863
BRAKES MOTHERFUCKER
>>680790741
4200000000 blaze it
>>680794517
I would let her beat me too.
>>680794517
>Implying this wasen't his plan all along.
>>680788679
>not titling RedneckPrometheus.webm
>>680790650
truth
>>680791719
she is quite skilled at QWOP
>>680788518
Haha, I like how the manlet blocked the first hit.
![f7FdEdG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2XJimuV.jpg "f7FdEdG[1].jpg")
>>680792289
>>680794254
>>680794309
>>680791939
Mistake number one not just kicking her in the cunt.
Never go for striking just take it straight to the choke hold bitch will either pass out or tap out, but don't let her tap you can't put your fist in her ass if she's conscious
>>680792289
>>680794254
>>680794309
It's pretty funny how obvious it is that you guys were raised by poor white trash
>>680793460
Did he died?
>>680789603
>>>http://www.9gag.com/
faggot
>>680789654
>>680791565
It's a toy. You can visibly see the cut in the webm and then the fact that the "dog" flying has stiff legs when it impacts the wall.
>>680791488
See faggots? Fight back when someone is bullying you. Bunch of bitch ass lil niggas
>>680792645
if she was my daughter i would make those girls regret this.
>>680790004
Too many niggers, too little ranglers
>>680793113
He looked rather miffed
>>680791494
Are you literally retarded?
>>680793460
Of all the stupid ways to die. Jesus.
>>680789308
that bike was going way too fast, speeding. his fault.
>>680792645
I bet with self esteem that low she would suck my dick.
>>680790299
I don't know who you are, but I truly love you.
>>680791040
lmfao reminds me of when them little nignogs were yelling at that mall cop in Georgia I can still hear those little voices 'You gay!" "that's why you gay" lmfao
>>680789863
>>680794638
long time ago when I first saw this posted, a guy posted sauce and something about this being intentional. Because the motorcycle rider doesn't get hurt, because he is in full gear and only his bike gets scratched up.
>>680789174
>>680789266
>>680792690
>DDP
I didn't know he was a lawyer
>>680794517
She twisted his head to be under her ass. But I believe he won
>>680795056
No panties or bra?
Fucking uncultured barbarians
>>680793640
Yeah. This story is actually kinda amazing. He is only alive because the trainer they had was a corpsman Vietnam vet who had seen that injury before, they where on the end closest to the Zamboni tunnel which lead to parking spot where an ambulance was parked, I think I had heard the ambulance had just gotten there like 5-10 mins before this happened.
If any of those things had not been there he would have bled out.
Same thing happened to Richard Zdenik a couple years ago.
>>680789787
omg those hot girls, wanna anal rape them
>>680792795
they don't fuck around when it's check out time.
>>680789506
>friend is rekt
>lets steal bucket and run
>>680791598
At first I thought that thing on her head was a knife and she turned retard. Turns out she was retarded all along.
>>680792928
no. but she was very tired afterwards/
>>680789983
animorphs
>>680791861
LOL
>>680790442
>>680793298
Chair bro knew what's up
>>680791573
mexicans
>>680794517
i can fap to this full vid pls
>>680793380
Classic negroid, such cocky fools.
>>680793614
Yeah nigga, and the best part is it isn't even Uhmurka. If it was everyone would have got shot.
>wew lad
>>680792645
this stuff happens out in Kelowna BC all the time.
