Waifu claiming thread.
>Caturday edition
The rules are very simple:
>post some fucking cats
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>worship all Spike waifu's
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
Not here
>>680782105
>>680782105
Quote that.
>>680782131
No no. I won't be giving it away. I'll remain anonymous. Free to come and go as I please, nobody ever being able to spot me.
still not late enough
>claiming yume
>>680781832
Im sorry to hear that, thats kinda what Im afraid of tbh
>>680782019
Nice, same here, just chillin and hangin out. How was your day?
>>680782037
What could the stakes even be?
Also claiming
Kinda lurking
>>680782304
You gotta post lewds for me for a whole week, and let everyone know that I am #1.
At least 1 lewd a day, stating you're overly happy to see me and that I am galaxy
or some shit like that.
>>680782384
kinda sexy
>>680782227
I see daylight!
>>680782044
>too late
An excuse. You are nothing but a product of your own decisions, that means you could easily reinvent yourself.
>>680782528
Actual truth.
I was a real piece of shit before, but a lot of hard work, dedication and just being plain tired of self loathing and being a blob got me rolling.
Like a train, you start slow
but keep going and you'll make progress
One thing at a time.
>>680782481
Theres not even that many lewds of her! Haha, but I can get behind the letting everyone know im #1 thing, How bout that's the wager?
>>680782384
Feel free to talk anytime friend :)
>>680782481
Gosh, stop it you ^u^
>>680782528
Is that so? And what if I told you that I sustained a traumatic brain injury as the result of some random guy falling asleep, running a stop sign, and slamming his car into my family's vehicle? And that now I've a build up of scar tissue exerting high levels of pressure upon my brain causing distortions in how I perceive space as well as constant hallucinations which has forced my mind to develop in an atypical fashion?
>>680782304
yeah its whatever man
>>680782481
I dont probably not for another hour
>>680782768
Talk about dropping a bomb.
Alright I'll take you up on that; what kind of atypical state did your brain develop into after what happened to you?
Or was it the traumatic experience that's got you scarred?
What has been stopping you from seeking professorial help all these years?
Akiko claim
>>680782226
Fuck spike-san is a writer too? What is your main theme. i'm a fantasy writer myself
fuck, my power just went out.. thays weird. im gunna go check this shit out
>>680782822
Sounds like it, im a pretty passive person so Im worried that whatever girl is interested in me would just bully me around and Id take it heh
>>680783153
Hows it goin Akiko?
>>680783303
I'm still deciding wether I should go to uni or not and it's already started for one hour, next bus coming in 10
>>680783394
Trust me and go for it, you don't want to be the retard who is at risk of failing his course because of skipping too many classes.
>>680783295
Investigate that shit homie, sounds spoopy
>>680783394
The age old question, class or peaches? I mean is the class really one you give a shit about?
Kurumi claimed
>>680782227
>>680782822
she's mine, not yours
>pic related <3
>>680783556
It's saturday, no courses
However we are doing open doors and we are kind of not really but still expected to come even though there won't be any real consequences
Anyway, I'll just go show my face there
>>680783670
go and show your peaches to them!
>>680783562
Agreed
>>680783618
Whatsup Karumi! Hows it goin?
well, this sucks. i seriously dont want to mobile this. idk who else has power out cuz its 7 and no lights, anyway... doesnt seem lime a short blackout, either and i dont have access to the breakers.
>>680783153
Mislink.
>>680783138
Atypical in that I think of things differently, I look at things differently, I spot patterns and see connections and signs where none are apparent or even present. It's called a Schizotypal personality disorder. I've a very difficult time being in public or talking to people because I'm constantly seeing things that aren't there, I'm regularly under the impression that everything is vaporous and impossible to touch, most people I talk to with any seriousness find it either very difficult or impossible to follow what it is I'm saying. I see a therapist regularly, or did at any rate.
>>680783899
I was playing URF earlier, got bored fast and played some Darkest Dungeon. Got mad, now i'm sitting here hating myself for losing a LvL 6 Plague Doctor
>>680783303
that is what happened to me. Just be careful if you ever do
>>680783638
bite me
[lurking intensifies]
>>680783949
That does suck, are you using mobile data?
>>680784141
Sounds shitty haha, well at least you know you teammates are garbage!
>>680784192
I will, you got any tips on how to spot that sorta shit?
>>680784141
oh that sucks
I am still very new to the game only got the 4 starter to lvl 3 so far and trying to get my building up before going further
>>680783998
Haven't you got any close connections? Usually a person close to you, maybe a family member or a spouse, could serve as your anchor to reality.
>>680783670
>>680784395
I had a dog, he had a stroke a few months ago and had to be put down. I had him for half my life and all of his.
fuckit, goin to sleep..guess i lose the bet, but i am not going to mobile, especially at half power with no way to charge.. this is bs
ill see you guys tomorrow
>>680784337
Nice wifu m8
>>680784192
what do u have of Tomoko? I mean, posters, books, figures, etc?
jej
>>680784361
Your worst enemy in Darkest is the fucking Collector. If you don't have a Stun Blight Party, you are almost guaranteed to get a Resolve Check. If you meet the collector without a a stun or blight spam, run
>>680784889
yey
Itsu caturday
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
>>680784523
No job? I am having a hard time making connections myself, for unrelated reasons. Instead I have dedicated myself to my class and school.
>>680784919
ok good to know
what are some good party setups?
the 4 starter are quite ok but i guess there would be better ones?
and what the fuck is the Antiquarian good for?
>>680784960
Who is she?
>>680784337
lol nope only did it once.
>>680784762
Holy shit I won something! Even if it is a technical victory heh. Sleep well spike, you've earned it :)
>>680784778
Thanks! Same goes for you! Shes a strong woman
>>680784960
>>680785173
>she
Kek
>>680785173
>she
>>680784991
I have a job, I pay my own way in this life. I have friends, they understand somewhat and accept the rest. There is one other, he understands me better than anyone else before, and what he doesn't he still attempts. And he accepts everything.
>>680785215
>>680785231
>kek
she
Haruhi claimed nigeros
>>680785268
I truly hope you find something to keep you here.
I'll be leaving now. I have a road trip to catch.
>>680784960
>she
>>680785369
Sup nigero?
>>680785454
I have been in these threads since this current incarnation started. I've been around in other threads for longer.
>>680785560
Not much, you?
>>680785568
Flower?
>>680785711
Is that a person?
>>680785112
The Antiquarian is fucking useless. She is all about her Camping Skills, which lets her make a trinket and gather supplies.
Parties are really flexible, but there are some solid rules.
Depending on what dungeon you are going into, you need to field certain characters.
For the ruins, Crusader and Plague Doctor are a must, Crusader because Smite does bonus damage to unholy, which is what the Ruins crawls with. And the PD because Skeletons and Gargoyles can't be bled, but they have shit Blight Resist. Healers can be changed here, but if you use the Occultist, bring a PD so she can heal the bleed his heal has, it's kind of rare, but his heal can make the healed person bleed.
The Weald, bring Bleed and people with marks, Bounty Hunter works best. Enemies in the weald are more likely to have PROT, so the BH's mark will reduce that. Hellion is good because she has nice base damage and bleeds. Again healers are needed, flexible except for the PD. You can always bring the Jester instead of the PD if you have a Vestal for a healer.
Cove fucking sucks, avoid this if you can. If you can't Blight and Marks are amazing, just like the weald. The PD is required here because Cove enemies have Bleed Resist and they can bleed you for 6-10 damage a turn if you aren't careful.
Warrens is the same as cove, less PROT, but they can give you diseases like a mother fucker.
Bosses are gimmicky, but can be coped with.
Ruins Bosses summon adds or spawn with them, constantly being pushed into the back row. Arbalest and Plague are perfect here, Crusader is good for killing the Necromancer's Skeleton Summons.
Weald bosses eat shit, The Hag hides behind a 90HP cooking pot that has 90% PROT. Bring damage that can hit the 3rd slot at all times. She also steals one of your heroes at all times, so bring 2 healers. The Cannon is easy, but you must kill the Pikeman, because he will fire the cannon and it will destroy you.
>>680785711
No.
Claimed
>>680785112
>>680785827
Part 2
The Warren Bosses are probably the easiest. The Swine King can hit 2 heroes at a time, but you can outheal it easily. Do not attack his marker Wilbert, or he goes ape shit and starts attacking for double damage.
The wall of Flesh is 4 parts that share the same health bar. It changes between 3 forms, 1 that heals, 1 that damages, 1 that protects.
No idea about the Cove or Darkest Dungeon, haven't done those.
>>680785690
Same, just hangin, sorry I can't really talk anymore, I gotta got to bed
Goodnight cuties that are left up, its been real talkin with you guys!
>>680785808
>>680785829
Yes, and it appears I was mistaken.
>>680785367
Still wanna know. I don't give a fuck.
>>680786008
Night
>>680786058
It appears that way, yes.
>Usual claim and lurk
>>680783153
I like fantasy, mostly. RP shit
Poems
not actual stories, really. That takes too much patience and dedication
>>680786008
heh heh
heh
>>680785988
>checked
ok you did way more things then me
I just killed the necro dude once and then take new people everytime to get some heirlooms to upgrade my buildings not going for any mission
>>680785215
>>680785231
Okay then. Who is he?
>>680786469
I figured you pulled some shit like that you rat bastard haha, but you forfeited earlier>>680784762
>koko
>>680786747
Nah, legit lost power. Shit popped back on, so I decided to check if Koko was still about. Since no, I'm still going back to bed.
Still gunna fuck with her, though
>>680786747
o-oh....
i didnt
read.....
the greentext.....
..............
HI KOKO
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD.
>>680786894
>>680786955
Don't be thinkin, btw heres the lewd I told you Id give you earlier, sorry its not full lewd
>>680786580
Yeah, trust me, the first things you want to upgrade are your blacksmith and Guild, so you can get people who don't suck. Maybe upgrade your carriage so you can get pre-trained heroes. The stagecoach upgrade saves you alot of money, because you can get people who come at LvL 3 instead of 0, they come pre equipped with Blues and all of their skills come 1 level short of being maxed. This saves you an arm and a leg.
And I have done alot, I just reached the 2 year mark in my first campaign, only lost maybe, 10-11 quest.
You'll have it easier though, since they added the Heirloom conversion.
>>680787183
https://youtu.be/7Jm_eUQSYAk
>>680787183
>
>>680787219
>
i think i will save and crop that, anyway.. and dont worry, ill fish for you and post so you can save it.
I guess the wager will end next saturday, but come sunday...
gunna rip that frosty poon a new one
>>680787338
what?
Alright, I'm actually back off to bed, though. I've got a full day of doing nothing to achieve.
See you later Koko, #1 Waifu on all waifu's.
You are galaxy, and most certainly get me erect the most firm and quickly of them all.
As for you, Syndra.. Go to fucking sleep for once!
>ISmellALurker.jpg
>>680787350
Haha, for sure, ill look forward too it
>wager will end next saturday
Does that mean your calling a draw right now or what?
>>680787713
I appreciate the kind words spike, studliest of men. You were a worthy opponent, have a good one :)
>>680787713
Whats a "sleep"?
>>680785173
Nagisa from Assassination Classroom
>>680782066
claimed
Damn, this thread still going? downtime I guess
Anyway I'm back from uni and as I would've guessed it was a complete waste of time
>>680788557
LITTLE DEMON!
>>680788701
but still you showed up so nobody can blame you for not being there
also show me your peaches!
Guess who
>>680787816
Hey Mugi
>>680788860
Can't have my peaches
ayy
>shiinarino claimerino!
what are you doing on this beautiful saturday?
>>680789198
I went to uni out of a sense of responsibility but it was a complete waste of time, no one had or will miss me
>>680788860
Pervert
>>680789198
Finished planting trees and now im playing WoWs
>>680789198
fuck of and what not start with fuck and going away
>>680789028
why not?
>>680789479
as if you wouldn't like it
Hi!
>>680789666
Hello satan
>>680789666
>Hi Satan!
>>680789622
>checked
Still... shut up, slave!
Unbanned and ready to shitpost. Nice to see you guys.
>>680789622
I was told not to show my peaches to strangers
>>680789666
>satanic check
Hello satanon
>>680789742
>>680789807
I apologize if there's a guy called Satan here. I am not Satan.
What a site I can find a lot of fan art?
>>680789848
>shitposting intensifies
sachi claim
>>680789895
Oh... shit. I'll be back next thread.
>>680789848
It's downtime now, not the most efficient time to shitpost
What got you banned in the first place?
>>680789916
What's up Yui?
>>680789970
You deny it, but your trips say othewise
>>680790006
www.xvideos.com
>>680790085
Lel. How can I know what you guys are named? I used to be here before forced anon but now I can't tell you guys apart.
>>680790205
Filenames are usually giveaways, otherwise just scroll up and see where the claim to particular waifu is made
>>680790104
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55cca3e2d534d
>>680790085
Long story but basically being a retard. How are you?
>>680790019
Hello Sachi
>3 replies to an anon
You guise must be bored as hell.
>>680790373
So you don't have a firefox addon for names?
>>680790400
most of my keks
>>680790550
That's alright bruh, you're not retarded you're just an overly developed early stage friend.
>>680788300
MVP.
>>680790725
Production: Professional.
Categories: Big Dick, HD.
>So you don't have a firefox addon for names?
How would that work? Don't forget this is /b/ where tripcodes don't even exist.
>>680790955
You get greasemonkey and add some script made by Alice in 2010 and you get tripcodes and names on /b/. I imagine the new jap guy hasn't fix'd the bugs that m00t was dealing with when he quit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Vote here
>>680789895
I am no stranger to you we are friends now so its ok
>>680784889
Show me your wares, kahjiit.
>>680791269
Sup heartless legs.
>>680791401
nothing much probably gonna watch rebelion with shiina in the next few minutes to get all of madoka done so I am probably really down at the end stay with me
>damn those fine legs
>>680791269
>>680791762
Oh sweet. I actually prefered the series to the movie because the pacing is slowed down a bit but its still an epic watch. Also Homu. That movie is very Homu.
>>680791910
hm nice soft peaches now i need some legs!
>>680791957
ah man i hoped to see more mami as she is my favorite
>>680792095
>ah man i hoped to see more mami as she is my favorite
How can I say this without giving any spoilers... You won't be disappointed.
>>680790550
That sound very relatable, I just went to uni for the open doors but I wasn't missed at all. Basically just came in, made eye contact with all teachers so they knew I was there and then left again.
>>680790725
I miht be a retard but I have no idea about add-ons
>>680792095
I don't like posting lewds of my waifu but fuck it, it's downtime
>>680792265
Sweet mother of peaches.
>>680792265
All good. So why are you all posting young nude girls in the god damn afternoon?
>>680790550
hello how are you?
>>680792265
we going full lewds?
>>680792265
well I didn't need lewds to be happy
all legs are beautiful
>>680792399
>>680792445
>>680792485
>>680792495
I actually don't feel that comfortable posting lewds of my waifu, feels indecent
>>680792485
>>680792265
How lewd did it get while I was gone?
>>680792633
Not that much.
>>680792581
as long as its not very often i think its okay
>>680792633
0-1.2lewd
Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.
>>680793009
We're all waiting for the result, bruh.
>>680793009
>>680792265
>>680792485
>lewdmode activated
>>680793503
Ok, time to stop
>>680793995
where is my stop sign?
>>680793995
make me.
>>680794162
Get back in the box
No love for yoruichi?
>a cat is fine too
>>680794338
what box?
>>680794198
Atleast stop eating paint
>>680794593
The one with kaz
You are getting shipped to Neo
>>680794843
kaz?
since when?
and why?
>>680795154
The claw guy
Neo wants to experement with some things
>>680795501
ah that guy
I don't want to
also thats quite a nice pic you got there
>>680796141
>>680796150
Who said you have choice?
>>680796366
>checked
well shiina owns me so she decides this i guess...
oh man I am so fucked....
KONGO PLS SAVE ME!
Goodwank.jpg
Hey where did Froggo waifu go? I haven't seen her recently
Would it be a smart time to play ranked, since all the shitters are probably playing URF
>>680782105
Who is that
Incredibly slow thread.
>>680797420
Never really a good idea to play ranked
I know all zed and fizz tryhards are dodging in urf atm, no idea if this improves or worsens ranked
>>680797452
Filename is a hint
Best girl claimed
EEEEXZPLOOOOOOOOSION
>>680796268
Froggo will be back.
>>680798160
meant for
>>680797305
clmd
Double claimed.
Ritsu taken
Sure is slow today. Then again, most people have something better to do than hang around here
So any of you guys got any good music? preferably something energetic
Kyouko claimed.
Thread seems to be super slow today.
Obligatory claim.
nice slow thread
>>680800617
shut the fuck up faggot
This is how the thread is supposed to be, not a new one every new 20 mins.
>>680800812
This thread needs more calcium
>>680800630
Yea it's both weekend and downtime, most people won't be here for another 3 hours or so but it'll liven up by evening.
>>680800888
Checked and honk'd
>>680800812
Hello handsome.
>>680800812
What's up hand-kun?
>>680800888
Guess you're right
With trips like those you must be
>>680800812
Hi Hand-kun.
>>680800888
Checked.
100 LP S2, time for S1, then I can get out of Silver and be with all the good players, and thanks to Riot for getting rid of LP Decay in Gold, never play ranked again
>>680800891
I eat pure calcium every minute.
What's up, Atago?
>>680801157
Heyo, friendo. How are ya?
>>680801249
Not much, man. You?
>>680801321
Hey hey, Kyouko. What's up.
>>680800617
can deny the legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PtfyRjkn40
>>680800888
>This is how the thread is supposed
Length and traffic were never decided.
>>680801542
Just got unbanned, got a job interview today. Life's alright. How are you?
Have you been cheating on me with other pun loving Tomokos?
