The topic: sexual tension between me and my half mother.
So let me sketch the situation for you: When I was very little, my parents divorced and both found a new partner before I was 5. Neither got married again, but my dad and his girlfriend had a daughter, who is my half sister. Her mother and my dad constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. I sort of laughed it off, but she didn’t let it go.
“Your girlfriend wouldn’t like it, just take them off”. She called me “petite nature”, which means something like shy or prude. “Come on, it’s not like I’ve never seen it before, you know…” and she continued “Oh, you won’t do it, I knew it.”. She knew all too well that I’d do something if she challenged me to it, so that’s what she was doing now. When someone challenges you as a man, you get this primal instinct to do it, or at least I do. So I replied “Why don’t you take yours off too then?” sort of hoping she would laugh it off and drop it. She didn’t. “Oh god, don’t be such a crybaby” and she took her top off along with her panties in a swift movement. “There, happy?” and she lay down again and put her little sun bathing glasses back on her eyes. I waited a few seconds, still pretty embarrassed. She has an amazing body, and even though she couldn’t see anything through the plastic of her sun bathing glasses, I was still a bit reluctant to let my eyes feast on her body. “Oh fuck it” I muttered and took my boxers off. I just closed my eyes and lay down, trying to calm myself. My heart was pounding even though I wasn’t all that nervous anymore. I opened just the slightest corner of my eye, and I caught her watching me from underneath the side of her sun bathing glasses. I wasn’t quite sure if she could see that I saw her watching me, but I closed my eyes again and tried to relax. We picked up the topic again of previous girlfriends, and she sort of steered the conversation towards how women want to be treated, both in general and sexually. Now, one thing you must know, is that for some reason, she’s always asked me to put sun screen on her back. Whenever we went on family holidays, I was the one to get her back. She always complimented how smooth my hands were, which might’ve been true, when I was 12…
Staying true to tradition, she asked me to rub her back. She has the most amazing skin I’ve ever felt. It’s a genetic gift how she can still have such good skin at her age. Of course, she took good care of herself with various expensive creams and such, but the smoothness of her skin was truly a gift by nature. I looked around, and noticed she didn’t bring any. I asked, and she said I should go and get some in the bathroom. “You can go naked, we’re alone.” she said and that struck me a bit. She always has this way of saying things, that just get me. It thrilled me that I was actually naked, next to my half mother, who was also naked, at home alone, on a sun room where no one can see us. I took the attic stairs and went into the bathroom to find the sun screen. We have two bathrooms at home, one that she and my dad use, and another one that I and my sisters use. Usually I never come to her bathroom, so I felt a bit like a cat who sneaked into a room where she isn’t supposed to be. Her clothes lay on the counter, together with her bra and panties. My inner pervert came out and I took both in my hand. As a man, there is something about the way women smell, that just immediately wakes up the kraken. I suppose it’s pheromones. I inhaled her scent and put everything back how it was, searched the cabinets and went back upstairs with the sun screen. I got a bit of a semi, but not so much that it looked a like semi, so I went through the door to the sun roof.
As I opened the door, she took off her sun bathing glasses, and titled her head up to look at me. It wasn’t very hard to tell she looked at my dick, I mean it was fucking obvious. Her eyes told me she was pleasantly surprised with what she saw. Truth be told, I’m not a bad looking man, and I took a lot after my dad, which I think is one of the reasons why she and I are so close. “Looking for something?” I asked, smiling. She smiled back at me, and turned around on her back. “Sure” she said in a vague way. I opened the sun screen and put it on my hands. I just knew right then that my dick wouldn’t stay put. The brain can say no all it wants, the dick doesn’t care. It has a mind of it’s own. There was no turning back now though. What could I say? I couldn’t just walk off. I was standing naked with sun screen in my hands, next to my naked half mother with the body of a goddess, who was eagerly awaiting for my “soft” hands to rub her back. So I went for it. I knew all too well that I could see her pussy at any point if I wanted. I just needed to put my eyes between her legs, and there it was. I did my best though, to focus on her shoulders for now, dividing the sun screen evenly, and rubbing it deep in to her skin. I knew she knew I was enjoying this, so in order to make it even, I gathered all my massaging skills and gave her the best full back massage I could give. At the peak of all of her moaning, I stopped and said “All done!”. She was quick to respond “Wait, get my legs too, they’ll get burned”. I felt my heart beat into my ears. How am I supposed to know what she’s up to? If she asks me to get her legs, does that include her ass? Does that include the inner parts of her thighs?
Bump for interest
Continue
Fuck off and learn to green text
Fuck her right in the pussy
My mind went blank, and took more sun screen into my hands. I put down hands on her thigh, and there it was, her pussy. There was no point in trying to divert my eyes. I was full on looking at her pussy. I swallowed but my throat was dry. Trying to collect myself, I rubbed my hands down to her calves and beautiful feet. My hands wanted to go up again, but they stayed there for quite a while. “Hmm, you know as much as I like your foot massage, my legs are still gonna get burned.” So there it was, she wanted me to rub her legs, quite possibly her ass too. My dick was standing proudly, and all it took was for her to turn around and she would see the magnitude of this problem. “Oh fuck it” I thought and started rubbing her thighs, and her ass, and the inner parts of her thighs. My heart was still pounding like a drum, but I sort of got more comfortable massaging her like this. Technically, we aren’t related at all, even though she saw me grow up from being a small child to an adult young man. I didn’t give her a very long massage, but I didn’t miss many spots, except for her actual pussy of course. I got up and quickly lay down on my stomach to try and hide my almost full on boner. “Done already? I…” she went quiet for 2 seconds “Thanks”. I felt like dying. She most likely just saw my boner as I laying down.
>>680776171
You're a nigger, this is a good story.
>>680774990
>Half mother
You mean step mother, right?
>>680776862
no half mom half dad in one
bump.pics of mom op?
>>680776674
moar, i'm jerking here
>>680776674
Please don't tell me that's the ending.
Continue, now.
this better not be over
>>680776890
Believable
>>680777355
caitlyn jenner is a example
>>680777444
TRIPLE TRIPS
who doesn't type everything out beforehand what the fuck man
Come on op this is an awesome story
Come on, moar!
Is this for a class or are you trying to become an author or something? Good imagination and description for the most part
>>680776674
Fakest story out but creative
We both went quiet for a good 5 minutes and then picked up the conversation again on how women want to be treated. We started talking about how the relationship with her and my dad went, and for the first time, she opened up about more intimate details about the relationship. She talked about how they used to have such great sex the first few years that they were together, and that the only good sex they would have now, was on vacation, and that they stopped having sex all together more than 8 years ago. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. How can you stay together with someone if you don’t have sex anymore? She then explained that they still liked each other, but not in that way anymore. They bicker over stupid things, which is ruining it all together. It just sounds like they are done with each other but don’t want to break up because they also just can’t live without each other, as much as they hate to admit it. I’m not quite sure where she was going with the whole naked sunbathing thing and having me rub her back and legs. The fact that she was talking about not having sex for so long made it all the more weird that we were doing this.
>>680777732
Looks like a lot think it's real lol
>>680776674
Bump
Walk the dinosaur already, faggot.
>>680777842
> I’m not quite sure where she was going with the whole naked sunbathing thing and having me rub her back and legs
Holy shit if you are going to make up stories at least make it sound like you aren't retarded
>>680777842
Then I fucked her with my gigantic penis she was impressed with and blew the biggest load she's seen and we agreed to keep it between us and not tell anybody. Then I fucked half sister and she couldn't believe my penis either. I'm special and gifted
>>680778070
This
/lurking
don't die on me OP
>>680778070
>>680778163
Its still a good and believable story.
Too bad this faggot OP didn't write the thing down beforehand. The wait is too long. I'm abandoning thread now
>>680778070
If you know what she is like, you'll know she often flirts with people (even girls) just to test how they respond. She's very outgoing, and it's just a thing that she does.. Don't know how to explain it, but there was no real way of telling where she was going with it. Next part inc, hold on
>>680774990
I think I've seen this porno before
But it was fun hanging around with her. She one of those people that would appear harsh or bitter for an outsider, but if you talk to her one on one, she’s very relaxed and outgoing. I admire how she can always enjoy the moment, and live without worrying too much about tomorrow. The situation that my dad put us in, financially, makes it easy for her to live this lifestyle and it’s probably one of the reasons why she stays with him. We talked and talked some more, and then she said this “Shouldn’t you turn around? What’s the point of sunbathing naked if your going to lay on your stomach the entire time. Your dick will still be white.” And so I quickly checked my dick-o-meter and realized we were good to go. Still a semi from the pressure of lying on it, but it was more of a bigger version of a flaccid than a softer version of a boner, unowamsayin? I turned around and this time, she didn’t hold back. She took her sunbathing glasses off and looked at me without shame. She was quick to say “You know what’s funny? Your dick really looks like your dads.” Again, she didn’t say this in a “why don’t you come and fuck me with it” way. She just said it like it was something funny she wanted to mention. She said that she always wondered if I “really” take after my dad as much as my face and body would suggest.
>>680778737
Just come to the fucking part alreadt
keep going OP this is good shit
>>680774990
Good stuff OP.
>>680778083
now they call me 'gifted penis boy'
Bump, this is a good story op
>>680778737
Oh god just fuck her already
Come on op this is good
I didn't get past "half mother"
>>680778737
why is there no pic of her yet, op?
>>680779006
Kek
Hurry the fuck up op I'm getting soft over here!
>>680779506
Because she doesn't exist anon
Why didnt you fucking prewrite this?
Tits or gtfo
>>680779745
HAHA IKR XD
Boasting in an epic bred
If this ends with them walking the dinosaur I'm breaking shit.
>>680779745
Found the newfag
Bmup
You've spent more time describing your made up penis than your allegedly attractive step mother...
I just smiled at her with a bit of a wtf face, but she knew I thought it was funny too. There was nothing to say next, so we went quiet again, until she broke the silence with “You should put some sun screen on it. Trust me, if that thing burns, you’ll know what pain is. And I bet Katrina (fake gf name) wouldn’t like a red shrimp either.” “A red shrimp? Are you saying it looks like a shrimp?” She spat from laughing “Oh no, that’s now what I meant, I just… I don’t know what I’m saying… The sun is hitting me pretty hard so it seems. No it looks very good, don’t worry. I meant… You know, I think I should stop talking now. So how is she?” “She’s very well. And she really likes my shrimp so that’s good…” At this point we could say anything. I’ve always been open to her, but we never spoke about sex like this. We know each other so well, and we have the same type of humor, so once we start laughing with each other, we can just keep going forever. “Yeah, that’s very good… Oh I remember how great it was having a relationship like that. Everything is new, everything is exciting. Just seeing each other naked is enough to get things going. Enjoy it while you’re young, because once you get older, you’ll need an atomic bomb to get things going.” she said with her eyebrows up. “What is that supposed to mean?” “Well, you know how the body works. Once men get older, they need a bit of help… A lot of help… To you know, get it going. For women it’s not that much of a problem, or not for me at least, but men…” I didn’t really know how to respond to this, so I just kept quiet and let her continue. She usually doesn’t stop talking very often, and when she goes on these little rants, she often says some pretty odd but funny things.
>>680779900
Checked
>>680779905
Damn, got the source ?
>>680779985
Hurry up and get to the part where you stick it in your half-mom's pussy you cuck.
>>680780054
Sorry sir.
Wtf is a half mom
>>680780320
She didn't birth you, but dad fucked her and birthed your sibling
>>680780320
He means stepmother
>>680780320
Like two and a half men
>>680779900
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
The fuck you at OP
>>680780705
Brainstormin
>>680774990
No such thing as a half-mother. Drink bleach OP
Dont 404 on me
>>680779905
>>680780054
>>680780277
Angelica Saige
Still lurking
Fucking come on OP
>>680780814
What's this then ?
>>680780883
I love you.
>>680780950
ayyyy lmaoo
>The End
They obviously aren't going to fuck and I'm sure she is not leading him on. She just a way chill older lady.
Don't 404 on me you bastard
bampp
Come on you cuck, finish it
“I’ve never had any problems as far as that’s concerned. I might be an exception though, I don’t know. So is the shrimp nearly cooked?” she smiled “You know, you really should put some sun screen on it. I wasn’t joking, it hurts like hell.”. “And how would you know? You don’t have a shrimp.” I defended. “Well no, but a burned lady flower hurts like hell, so I figured…” “Lady flower? Really? You call a dick a shrimp, but a pussy a lady flower?” She called me by my full name, typical mother thing, but of course I’m not gonna write that down so let me introduce my new name “James Ernest Walter Morgan, what are those words you are using!?” She was joking of course. It was just a reaction any other mother would give, which is why she said it, but it was a funny thing to say because we both know she would never be like that. She threw the bottle of sun screen to me, and it hit me in my side. I jerked. Well there is no way of doing this in a casual way. You don’t ‘just’ rub sun screen on your dick next to your naked half mother (or step mother, what do I know). I sat up and turned a bit away from her, took the sun screen and put some on. Of course, it didn’t give it the full fucking thing, I just went over it once and called it a job done. I throw the bottle back to her, and hit her in the leg, a bit harder than I had calculated. “Here, you should do the same before you burn your lady flower” I said. “Don’t worry about my lady flower, I already protected it.” “What? When?” “While we were talking” she said. I was on my stomach that entire time so there was no way I would’ve seen. “You better put on some more, it doesn’t work that long” I said, a bit jokingly.
>>680780950
that's a faggot.
now what the fuck is a half mom!!?!?!?!
it's been 20 minutes now, either post the next part or OP is dead
>>680781305
Update before you post
>>680781252
>lady flower
>>680774990
C'mon OP, let's git it
Keep pumping them out OP
JUST GET TO THE FUCKING ALREADY
Keep going OP. I am oddly turned on. But if this turns into spagettil I'm going take this erecton and rape your autistic virgin ass with it.
>>680781462
this
>>680781462
indeed
>>680781545
Ill help
>>680780320
She has a half pussy. Her sister has the other half and together make Voltron.
so which ss doujin did you get this out of, op?
>>680781252
>One doesn't ‘just’ rub sun screen on your dick next to your naked half mother
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Let's go OP, let's go!
while OP comes
>Op takes so long to post thread 404's
need a stepmom picture rite now
>>680781915
This
this fucking OP, where is my fap material you cuck
Her mother and my dad constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. I sort of laughed it off, but she didn’t let it go.
Goddammit, just stick ze peenk shreemp in ze lady flower
>>680782168
Fuck you
>>680782168
fuck you you got my hopes up
>>680782168
Cockmuncher
Dude Wtf you posted that already
mother and my dad constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. I sort of laughed it off, but she didn’t let it go.
What the actual fuck, OP.
Please faster.
>>680782168
Asshat
>>680782286
Fuck you
>>680782286
The Fuck
>>680782271
Its not op
>>680782219
Cause ve are here to-
>lotion
>clap
you up!
constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. I sort of laughed it off, but she didn’t let it go.
Jesus fucking christ OP, this isn't hard to write. "Yeah, rub it on muh lady flower for me" "Ok" "Wow that feel good" "Ok"
>fuck like rabbits
"wow ur bedder than ur dad"
"ok, my dick has details that I describe"
"let's do this more"
"ok"
>Fuck again
I just smiled at her with a bit of a wtf face, but she knew I thought it was funny too. There was nothing to say next, so we went quiet again, until she broke the silence with “You should put some sun screen on it. Trust me, if that thing burns, you’ll know what pain is. And I bet Katrina (fake gf name) wouldn’t like a red shrimp either.” “A red shrimp? Are you saying it looks like a shrimp?” She spat from laughing “Oh no, that’s now what I meant, I just… I don’t know what I’m saying… The sun is hitting me pretty hard so it seems. No it looks very good, don’t worry. I meant… You know, I think I should stop talking now. So how is she?” “She’s very well. And she really likes my shrimp so that’s good…” At this point we could say anything. I’ve always been open to her, but we never spoke about sex like this. We know each other so well, and we have the same type of humor, so once we start laughing with each other, we can just keep going forever. “Yeah, that’s very good… Oh I remember how great it was having a relationship like that. Everything is new, everything is exciting. Just seeing each other naked is enough to get things going. Enjoy it while you’re young, because once you get older, you’ll need an atomic bomb to get things going.” she said with her eyebrows up. “What is that supposed to mean?” “Well, you know how the body works. Once men get older, they need a bit of help… A lot of help… To you know, get it going. For women it’s not that much of a problem, or not for me at least, but men…” I didn’t really know how to respond to this, so I just kept quiet and let her continue. She usually doesn’t stop talking very often, and when she goes on these little rants, she often says some pretty odd but funny things.
>>680782168
ayyy lmao
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. The fact that she was talking about not having sex for so long made it all the more weird that we were doing this.Still a semi from the pressure of lying on it, but it was more of a bigger version of a flaccid than a softer version of a boner, unowamsayin? I turned around and this time, she didn’t hold back. She took her sunbathing glasses off and looked at me without shame. She was quick to say “You know A red shrimp? Are you saying it looks like a shrimp?” She spat from laughing “Oh no, that’s now what I meant, I just… I don’t know what I’m saying… The sun is hitting me pretty hard so it seems. No it looks very good
>>680782168
>>680782286
>>680782401
I'm going to fuck your whole family in the ass
>and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house.
>a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house.
>kicker her out of the house.
>kicker her
side note: I just realized how related the first pic is. Her skin looks pretty much exactly the same
“Oh well according to those maths, you should get my back again, because that'll be long gone by now then.” She motioned to her back with her eyes. I got up in a swift move and started putting sun screen on her back and legs straight from the bottle, without putting it on my hands first. I got her back first, then over her ass onto her left leg and then again from her ass to her right leg. I’m holding the bottle a foot or two above her, so it’s not a very accurate spread, and of course, what had to happen, happens. As I go in to get her right butt cheek, the sun screen falls in between her legs, onto her lips. I’m not sure if she felt it, because she didn’t jerk or anything. The bottle had been standing in the sun the entire time, so it’s not cold at all. I try to ignore it and start rubbing on her feet and calves. “Change of direction?” she asked. “What?” I said confused. “Yeah, you start at the bottom this time.” I was trying to find something witty or funny to say, but all that I could exclaim in this situation was “Better view”. It didn’t take more than a few milliseconds to realize that was not a very smart thing to say. “Oh really, so you like what you’re seeing? Just don’t enjoy yourself too much there.” The way she said that, was very fucking indicative that she was talking about my boner on the previous rubbing session. I quickly estimated the height of the sun roof and my chances of dying on impact if I jumped down, all while rubbing her feet and calves. Sometimes you get yourself into a situation where you are fucked no matter what you do and yes I chose that word. Be patient you fucking pervs.
>lady flower
>>680782550
Kek just noticed it
>>680782168
kek
For fuck's sake I can't stay here all day.
>>680782583
it took you 20 minutes to write that shit
>>680782583
That's when you stick it in and rape
>>680782583
Post pic of stepmom
Can one of you fucks screencap this for later i have places to be
Op is a finger typist
Come on op. Some of us need to cum to fall asleep
hurry up pls
>>680782828
Op is sloth from zootopia
I got to go shopping, hurry the fuck up
“Change of direction?” she asked. “What?” I said confused. “Yeah, you start at the bottom this time.” I was trying to find something witty or funny to say, but all that I could exclaim in this situation was “Better view”. It didn’t take more than a few milliseconds to realize that was not a very smart thing to say. “Oh really, so you like what you’re seeing? Just don’t enjoy yourself too much there.” The way she said that, was very fucking indicative that she was talking about my boner on the previous rubbing session. I quickly estimated the height of the sun roof and my chances of dying on impact if I jumped down, all while rubbing her feet and calves. Sometimes you get yourself into a situation where you are fucked no matter what you do and yes I chose that word. Be patient you fucking pervs.
post the body pic, OP
don't show her face.
it's 2016, for fuck's sake
As I go in to get her right butt cheek, the sun screen falls in between her legs, onto her lips. I’m not sure if she felt it, because she didn’t jerk or anything. The bottle had been standing in the sun the entire time, so it’s not cold at all. I'll admit I freaked out a little and just started straying sunscreen all over her pussy to hide what I had just did, but she just kind of lay there in her awkward silence. I tried to break the tension, "Have you and dad ever tried anal?" She laughed and leaned back to slap me lightly on my arm. That made me kind of angry. So I squeezed out the rest of the lotion on her asscheeks and just left it there.
>>680783062
Lol
"Are you gonna get that?" she suddenly said. "Get what?" ... "The lotion that dripped onto my lady flower". This was the moment where I couldn't take it anymore! constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. Please guys calm down
>>680783176
fuck! you got me
>Please guys calm down
>>680783176
Mother fucker.
>>680783176
Kys Faggot. Not even funny in any sense, even exuceted the fake horribly.
>>680783176
You got me
Capcha: click all the flowers
10 More minutes
>>680783176
That was pretty good. Youre still a dick though
God speed op
hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680778737
>unowamsayin?
>>680783456
>hat the fuck
You had one job
As I go in to get her right butt cheek, the sun screen falls in between her legs, onto her lips. I’m not sure if she felt it, because she didn’t jerk or anything. The bottle had been standing in the sun the entire time, so it’s not cold at all. I'll admit I freaked out a little and just started spraying sunscreen all over her pussy to hide what I had just did, but she just kind of lay there in her awkward silence. I tried to break the tension, "Have you and dad ever tried anal?" She laughed and leaned back to slap me lightly on my arm. That made me kind of angry. So I squeezed out the rest of the lotion on her asscheeks and just left it there. She went quiet again and I really didn't know how to get her attention so I started breathing through my nose, softly at first but then really hard. Soon my breathing was making a lot of noise and she looked back at me in alarm. "Can I help you anon?" I thought for a moment between breaths "yes, but I need you to do something for me in return."
>>680782814
Nice meme Pablo!
>>680783543
kek
Anyway forget abou that day the continuation doesn't matter. After several weeks it was a sunny sunday, and we decided to do the same thing again. This time though she said that she wanted to be naked. As we met in that small room she quickly took off her panties. That moment I couldn't stand shit. She had a penis bigger than mine, way bigger. I never realised she was a shemale until now. I grabbed her cock and put it in my anus. "Son" she said, "Prepare your anus"
OP I swear to fucking christ you type slower than an autistic grandma with Alzheimers and no fingers.
“You have magical hands James” (I already regret using this name, you guys can come up with a better one) she said. I was going to say something but my throat was dryer than the sahara desert, so I coughed, putting my full of sun screen hand on my face like a retard. Let me just tell you, sun screen doesn’t taste very good. “Uch goddamnit” She put her arm underneath her and looked at me over her shoulder. I was standing in a sort of awkward position, and it was pretty obvious that I had a boner. Everything just went to shit basically. She started laughing like it was a clown show, which truth be told, it was. I instinctively grabbed my dick to hide, as if that would make it any less obvious. She looked down and stopped laughing but kept smiling, a bit creepy. She put her head back down and said “Don’t forget my back. I think my feet are protected from the sun for the rest of my life by now.” She had a bit of a more serious tone now. I swept my face with the back of my hand and continued to rub her. A bit nervous still, I started really pushing hard on her back, giving her a deep massage. Her moaning became more intense than before and she was breathing heavy. I found a few sweet spots on her back and just above her shoulders, so I really gave those a good rubbing. I moved down to her lower back and swept my full hands over her ass, down to her thighs, all bit clinical and detached from the fact that I was rubbing pretty close to her butthole.
>>680776862
She's not married to the dad. She's not any kind of mother. She's just the dads girlfriend.
And this is all not true
Auch in der Schule fand sich keine Veranlassung, die bei
mir zu einer Veränderung diese übernommenen Bildes
hätte führen können.
In der Realschule lernte ich wohl einen jüdischen Knaben
kennen, der von uns allen mit Vorsicht behandelt wurde,
jedoch nur, weil wir ihm in bezug auf seine Schweigsamkeit,
durch verschiedene Erfahrungen gewitzigt, nicht sonderlich
vertrauten; irgendein Gedanke kam mir dabei so wenig
wie den anderen.
Erst in meinem vierzehnten bis fünfzehnten Jahre stieß
ich öfters auf das Wort Jude, zum Teil im Zusammenhange
mit politischen Gesprächen. Ich empfand dagegen eine
leichte Abneigung und konnte mich eines unangenehmen
Gefühls nicht erwehren, das mich immer beschlich, wenn
konfessionelle Stänkereien vor mir ausgetragen wurden.
Als etwas anderes sah ich aber damals die Frage
nicht an.
Linz besaß nur sehr wenig Juden. Im Laufe der Jahrhunderte
hatte sich ihr Äußeres europäisiert und war
menschlich geworden; ja, ich hielt sie sogar für Deutsche.
Der Unsinn dieser Einbildung war mir wenig klar, weil ich
das einzige Unterscheidungsmerkmal ja nur in der
fremden Konfession erblickte. Daß sie deshalb verfolgt
worden waren, wie ich glaubte, ließ manchmal meine Abneigung
gegenüber ungünstigen Äußerungen über sie fast
zum Abscheu werden.
Vom Vorhandensein einer planmäßigen Judengegnerschaft
ahnte ich überhaupt noch nichts.
So kam ich nach Wien.
Befangen von der Fülle der Eindrücke auf architektonischem
Gebiete, niedergedrückt von der Schwere des eigenen
Loses, besaß ich in der ersten Zeit keinen Blick für die
innere Schichtung des Volkes in der Riesenstadt. Trotzdem
Wien in diesen Jahren schon nahe an die zweihunderttausend
Juden unter seinen zwei Millionen Menschen
zählte, sah ich diese nicht. Mein Auge und mein Sinn
waren dem Einstürmen so vieler Werte und Gedanken
in den ersten Wochen noch nicht gewachsen.
>>680782432
>"ok, my dick has details that I describe"
I'm fucking dying
>>680783707
T.. This op?
abandon thread
OP fuck you
>>680783904
Sure looks like it
>>680783707
Give me and all the other anons a full body pic faggot
Also, your name should be Luke
Stop ruining it for everyone anons, be nice.
"You boys and your boners, you get excited over anything don't you?" She said with a smile, "No, I think you're very attractive", "Oh?" She asked as she rolled over to her back, spread her legs, and there it was, the one thing that I was always scared of, in black bold lines a word was tattooed on her lady-flower, it said "Check 'em".
op sucks dick. this isn't Macbeth, op. it's fucking /b/
>>680784011
No I want to be Boba Fett, OP here
>>680784014
Fuck, you got me motherfucker.
Someone better be saving all of this
show the body you op faggot.
thread derailment till the body(no face) pic
>>680784014
topkek
>>680784014
>>680784133
samefag
>>680784172
no use, this OP faggot won't complete it and if he had fucked he would show the body
>>680784172
Already at it, this is gold.
>>680784181
Show us your feet OP
>>680774990
Just fuck her, faggot
these "Should I fuck her?" threads are fucking gay
Just fuck her OP
After rubbing the sun tan lotion near her butt hole, I decided I would go for it. I started licking her ass, and her moaning intensified. Her ass was so wet. There was sun screen and shit mixed it with her poo, but I could not stop. My dad came home and fucked my ass. My sister got her strap on and fucked her ass. Sexual tension.
Am I the only one patiently waiting for the dinosaur ?
>>680784358
>Auto
no me too hahahahahaha xd
>>680784358
No we are all waiting for the faggot that is OP
>>680777444
Underrated get
>>680784343
But shes pretty much my mom?? I came to you guys for advice.
>>680784358
"Wow james, that's awfully close to my butthole... did you hear something"
>Dad comes home
"Honey? You here??"
>Immediately walks up to the sun bathing room
>Opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everyone walks the dinosaur
>>680776368
Is that the guy from the pawn show on tv?
anyone got the link to the google drive incest stoys ?
>>680780950
A shemale you fucking retarded idiot
>>680784343
Almost as gay as OP
cmon man, i aint got much more time. need to see to finished
>>680780950
Someone who CAN'T give birth you 12 year old twat
Hurry up OP
would have been great if OP had rolled dubs.
too bad a faggot cant roll dubs
https://youtu.be/_G-ZiBxVTNs
Fucking come. ON. OP. Fuck you type so fucking slow
>>680784780
You have to actually post to roll.
Op??????
>>680784789
you fucking cretins
its over. thats why he said check em.
If you came here for advice: Fuck her. They will probably break up soon anyway.
If your dad finds out: High fives are in order, also slip in that you are Eskimo brothers.
Have a good night guys (:
>>680784469
kek
>>680784789
okay, i'll hurry up
I was sweating, I couldn't believe that this was happening, my dick as hard as a prostetic leg, I couldn't hold it much longer. "Ya know, you can help my lady flower, if you want" I nearly shat myself. I found my fingers acting on their own, constantly in a fight, and it’s come to a point where my dad is thinking about kicker her out of the house. Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day. We were talking about life and stuff, and she ended the conversation, saying she was gonna lay in the sun for a while. There was no one else at home, expect for my sister who was just leaving, so I went upstairs, to my room where I quickly found of that there was nothing to do. I put my boxers on a joined her. We have this sun roof on top of the house, just next to the attic. You have take the attic’s stairs to get there, so it’s very quiet and isolated from the rest of the house. I got up there, and she smiled as I lay down next to her. We started talking again, about what I was doing in life and where I was going and such. She asked about girlfriends and those relationships went and why they ended, yada yada yada. Out of nowhere, she asked why I didn’t take my boxers off. She said my dick would be white, while all the rest of me would be tanned, which isn’t a very good look according to her. Please guys calm down
Half mom
>>680785001
>>680774990
getthelube.com
>>680785001
fuck you cunt
Thanks for being patient guys, I'm posting from my mobile so it actually takes a bit to type this shit out. As I go in to get her right butt cheek, the sun screen falls in between her legs, onto her lips. I’m not sure if she felt it, because she didn’t jerk or anything. The bottle had been standing in the sun the entire time, so it’s not cold at all. I'll admit I freaked out a little and just started spraying sunscreen all over her pussy to hide what I had just did, but she just kind of lay there in her awkward silence. I tried to break the tension, "Have you and dad ever tried anal?" She laughed and leaned back to slap me lightly on my arm. That made me kind of angry. So I squeezed out the rest of the lotion on her asscheeks and just left it there. She went quiet again and I really didn't know how to get her attention so I started breathing through my nose, softly at first but then really hard. Soon my breathing was making a lot of noise and she looked back at me in alarm. "Can I help you anon?" I thought for a moment between breaths "yes, but I need you to do something for me in return." Needless to say I was ready to get what I wanted.
>>680785001
TOPPEST KEK YOU GOT ME
Whenever I’m at my dad’s, they are arguing like children over banalities. It’s like they are trying to pick a fight with each other, not exactly a stable relationship so to speak… Over the last few years, I’ve sort of become a relationship consultant for my half mother. She and I got closer than the other siblings, and I genuinely like talking with her. A few days ago, the weather took a turn for once and the sun was shining all day.
“You have magical hands James” (I already regret using this name, you guys can come up with a better one) she said. I was going to say something but my throat was dryer than the sahara desert, so I coughed, putting my full of sun screen hand on my face like a retard. Let me just tell you, sun screen doesn’t taste very good. “Uch goddamnit” She put her arm underneath her and looked at me over her shoulder. I was standing in a sort of awkward position, and it was pretty obvious that I had a boner. Everything just went to shit basically. She started laughing like it was a clown show, which truth be told, it was. I instinctively grabbed my dick to hide, as if that would make it any less obvious. She looked down and stopped laughing but kept smiling, a bit creepy. She put her head back down and said “Don’t forget my back. I think my feet are protected from the sun for the rest of my life by now.” She had a bit of a more serious tone now. I swept my face with the back of my hand and continued to rub her. A bit nervous still, I started really pushing hard on her back, giving her a deep massage. Her moaning became more intense than before and she was breathing heavy. I found a few sweet spots on her back and just above her shoulders, so I really gave those a good rubbing. I moved down to her lower back and swept my full hands over her ass, down to her thighs, all bit clinical and detached from the fact that I was rubbing pretty close to her butthole.
>>680785126
OP has officially taken over 15 minutes to type this next part.
>>680785001
And this is y we need the ids back
>>680785206
Sauces?
>>680785221
youre looking at pasta now newfag.
>>680785001
You absolute cunt
>>680785253
Shut up nerd
>>680785001
>my dick as hard as a prostetic leg
wut
>>680774990
more cunts @ getthelube.com
Again, I stopped right when she was really enjoying it, blue balling her a bit. At this point, there was no use in hurrying to lay down again. I felt pretty light headed. It felt like I wasn’t really steering my body anymore, as if I was drunk with a sunstroke and a concussion combined. I didn’t look at her, but I was pretty sure she was looking at me, and I didn’t care anymore. “Shall I get yours?” I tilted my head up to her with a confused look “Your back, shall I get your back?” she asked. “Umm sure” I mumbled. She realized I was embarrassed as fuck, and said “Don’t feel bad, ok? It’s normal” I didn’t respond and just stared straight at the ground while laying there. She started rubbing my back in short and quick movements, almost nervous. She used to work in a beauty salon, and I’m not sure she did massages, but it certainly didn’t feel like it. I just let her do her thing, and she went from my lower back to my legs. As a man, it’s not the most pleasant thing to have a woman rub your butt. It feels weird, but her movements became slower and more intense. She was grabbing at my butt cheeks and putting some good pressure on my hamstrings. And right when I was getting into it, she stopped. I thought she was doing the same thing I did to her, but then I heard her open the bottle of sun screen again. And then, without warning, she full on grabbed my fucking balls. And by grabbing, I don’t mean gently groping, I mean almost squeezing and pulling.
op note: I have to go get something to eat cos I’m starving. I will continue this in an hour, probably in a new thread if this 404s, and I’ll post everything I’ve posted to far too. It’s a pretty stupid place to take a break, but I had no idea this was going to take so long. Yes I’m a slow typer, will post soon.
"You have magical hands, Brock". By now I had all but given up on trying to hide my arousal. My Geodude had already hardened to diamond. Trying to figure out a sneaky way to get it closer to the cleft of her Starmie, I straddled her legs and mumbled "I can do it better this way". I knew it was lame, but Misty didn't say anything. I rubbed my hands down the small of her back and over the curves of her ass. Letting my thumbs trace down between her cheeks, I took a chance and gently spread them as I rubbed, briefly reveling glimpses of her Starmie and Pikachu. Misty moaned and started to arch her bottom up into the motions of my hand.
>>680785467
Fuck you, this does nothing for me
>>680785467
>Boy all this slow typing sure has worked up an apatite.
>>680785467
>Sexual tension
>She grabs your balls
Pick one
>>680785635
Kek
>>680785467
You fucking piece of shit ho my fucking god !
We don't care you're starving, just type the 2 or 3 last bits already.
We spent god knows how long in your thread just to get fucked over like that
Fuck you
>>680785467
get fucked pal. It's a good job my dick is a fucking shriveled joke after multiple surgeries or I'd have a really wasted boner right now.
>>680774990
>half mother
>>680785467
You son of a bitch op
>>680785467
Actually guys, I decided since people arent happy, i'm going to finish.
with my balls in her hand, it felt as though an angel was tugging my sack, she whispered in my ear: "James, I want you to dominate me." I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I heard her giggle. My cock was getting quite hard, "Oh james, you're so hard" she said, witha look of lust in her eyes. At this point I was stunned. Everything just went to shit basically. She started laughing like it was a clown show, which truth be told, it was. I instinctively grabbed my dick to hide, as if that would make it any less obvious. She looked down and stopped laughing but kept smiling, a bit creepy. She put her head back down and said “Don’t forget my back. I think my feet are protected from the sun for the rest of my life by now.” She had a bit of a more serious tone now. I swept my face with the back of my hand and continued to rub her. A bit nervous still, I started really pushing hard on her back, giving her a deep massage. Her moaning became more intense than before and she was breathing heavy. I found a few sweet spots on her back and just above her shoulders, so I really gave those a good rubbing. I moved down to her lower back and swept my full hands over her ass, down to her thighs, all bit clinical and detached from the fact that I was rubbing pretty close to her butthole.
>>680777466
>>>680777444
>TRIPLE TRIPS
Dub trips you fuck
>>680780950
underrated
>>680785916
And Fuck You not op
Worst fucking thread EVER
Sage this shit
OP is baesd gawd
>>680781252
>JEW Morgan
top kek
>>680786106
Guys please calm down
I'm sorry my need to eat is pissing you guys off, but if you're patient and let me finish this dick I'm sucking, I'll get back to the story.
Love, OP
>>680783176
getting story cucked here, god damnit anon
kek though
I was rubing near her asshole. She said "Why don't you rub some lotion inside it too, anon" So I did. Her ass was so tight and hot. My penis was fully erect. I was fearing that our sounds would betray our situation and alarm other people of what was going on up on that roof. That's why I put on the radio. And this is the song they played. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo
OP here ok guys ill finish the story but i need baby dick pics to finish the story so post them babby dick pics ok
>>680786348
Fuk u nigg
>>680786026
>>680786441
8=D
posting fappables until OP finishes his powerlunch of black trap cock
>>680786821
>implying black trap cock isn't in any way delicious
>>680786571
who is this? :3
I have this thread on Auto. I have watched three episodes of Banshee and the thread is still going. All you anons crack me up with the fake-out stories. I've been laughing the last ten minutes reading all of the psych outs.
I can't believe OP left for lunch. I'm starting to think OP is kill.
>>680785635
jej
>>680787019
Filename my dude
OP is hungry for all the cocks
Well this story has gone to shit. Bye fags, I'm going to a thread where the OP isn't a complete faggot.
>>680787019
>>680785467
Suddenly, she layed down on top of me, and i could feel her wetness and her hard nipples pushing against me. She started rubbing my ass and said "James, I need you to do something for me. I need it really badly."
Suddenly, she reached into her ass and pulled out a ferret. She used her telekinesis to hold me down while she shoved the ferret up my ass. It was an angry little shit and clawed my asshole asunder. She then used the blood from my ass as sunscreen. "Thank you James, normal sunscreen doesn't do it for me anymore. You're a good kid." I cried in agony.
What we wanted
Really????? FOOD? NOW?
Its not like im sitting here having a good day for once
OP is rude as fuck
>>680787537
what we got
What we got
>>680787646
Come on, you know he has to go down and eat when his half mother calls him down for a snack.
thread will soon be kill, more porn anyway
>>680787724
sauce?
This thread
Im in this thread now for 1h 30min or longer. I have only one thing to say. Fuck you op.
>>680787843
not sure what a half mother is but here is a half sister
https://e621.net/post/index/1/lifts-her-tail
>>680787984
>>680788201
What's up with the basketball? Is she wearing it for protection?
>>680788296
Only from OP
Fuck guys, not only do we have to wait for op to get food but for him to type it out too.
>>680783787
Nine nein neni nine nine
>>680788296
dude thats her job. basketball. poor countries cant afford official NBA equipment.
>>680788398
And now there's child porn
>>680786348
Guys please calm down
>>680787646
Guys please calm down
When's op coming back
Man biggest cuk I've had in a while
>>680788296
>>680788525
That's obviously a pumpkin you retards
>>680783062
topkek
>>680783176
Best kek I've had all day.
>>680774990
>>680775070
>>680775171
>>680775185
>>680776674
>>680777842
>>680778737
>>680779985
>>680781252
>>680782583
>>680783018
>>680783062
>>680783176
>>680783707
>>680784014
>>680785001
>>680785467
Very related
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8
>inb4 this is just an elaborate Graduate reference
Op please come back this story's making me hard as diamonds
>>680790750
Also,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lKbMBab18
>>680790801
Kek
>>680790750
And by reference I mean fanfiction
Keep the bread alive
Bump plis op cum back ;_;
ITT:
> OP starts a wincest thread witha story of him and his half mom
> anon's dont know what a half mom is
> OP is a faggot whi doesnt pre-type
> 30 minutes in between posts
> half the posts are just b8 pastas
> start with the back
> OP leaves thread to get food because he's a faggot who cant fibish what he started
This thread is fucking retarded
Its been an hour now, is OP dead?
>>680783787
Holy shit this is from Mein Kampf guys
OP, if this is real (and i doubt it is) just fucking ask her about it you fucking faggot.
“Your girlfriend wouldn’t like it, just take them off”. She called me “petite nature”, which means something like shy or prude. “Come on, it’s not like I’ve never seen it before, you know…” and she continued “Oh, you won’t do it, I knew it.”. She knew all too well that I’d do something if she challenged me to it, so that’s what she was doing now. When someone challenges you as a man, you get this primal instinct to do it, or at least I do. So I replied “Why don’t you take yours off too then?” sort of hoping she would laugh it off and drop it. She didn’t. “Oh god, don’t be such a crybaby” and she took her top off along with her panties in a swift movement. “There, happy?” and she lay down again and put her little sun bathing glasses back on her eyes. I waited a few seconds, still pretty embarrassed. She has an amazing body, and even though she couldn’t see anything through the plastic of her sun bathing glasses, I was still a bit reluctant to let my eyes feast on her body. “Oh fuck it” I muttered and took my boxers off. I just closed my eyes and lay down, trying to calm myself. My heart was pounding even though I wasn’t all that nervous anymore. I opened just the slightest corner of my eye, and I caught her watching me from underneath the side of her sun bathing glasses. I wasn’t quite sure if she could see that I saw her watching me, but I closed my eyes again and tried to relax. We picked up the topic again of previous girlfriends, and she sort of steered the conversation towards how women want to be treated, both in general and sexually. Now, one thing you must know, is that for some reason, she’s always asked me to put sun screen on her back. Whenever we went on family holidays, I was the one to get her back. She always complimented how smooth my hands were, which might’ve been true, when I was 12…
>>680791816
Fuck you
>>680784469
Cant stop laughing hahaa oh god my sides
New Teen Board opened>
http://ilovetolove.pw/
Fibish what you start
