1. Your Country 2. Are you happy?
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1. Your Country
2. Are you happy?
>>680773920
America, yes because I live in America.
Belgium
Yes
>>680773920
1. America. When I was 14 (37 now) I babysat my neighbors 5 year old one summer on several weekends. Watching her happily stroke my rock hard dick until I "squirted" was the best thing ever. She's an adult now and we've become friends, but I can't look at her and not think about that smile and feel.
2. Yes.
Australia
Not really
1. Germany
2. See 1.
1. AMERICA
2. YES ITS THE GRATEST CUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOU FAGGOT
>>680775717
hot
Ireland
Nope
Sweden
Yes
>>680773920
Germany
Yes
sweden
moderately
>Spain
>If you take out Americunt wannabes who won't actually go there, neets and people who think 10-year-old memes are funny, sure
USA
...meh
>>680773920
1.brown chink country
2.no
>>680776274
sooooo....yes?
Spain
Yes
>>680773920
Canada.
Yessir.
>>680773920
>USA
>no but being in the usa makes it much worse, abiet easier
Italy
It could be worse...but not that much
US
Could be worse
>>680776504
That's some good kek
>>680776412
Belarus.
No.
New zealand
no
Russia
Yes
Although not everyone around me seems happy. Or are they just pretending?
Australia,
As long as I keep getting my medical pension
1 Germany
2 no because I'm not a mudslime
1. Canada
2. I have nothing to complain about so yes, very
switzerland
yes
Sweden
No.
1/ french baguette
2/ can be worse that my situation. It depends only of POV we have. So if i have To chose one . Yes
Portugal
Yes
Israel, no.
>>680773920
1.England
2.I'm doing alright
>>680773920
Croatia
yes
India
kinda
>>680778379
where do you shit?
>>680778514
wherever i fucking want. that's why i pay the fucking taxes
Russia, nope
>>680778695
indians dont pay taxes thats why they shit on the streets
Australia
Fucking miserable
Mexico
eh... it could be a lot worse...
>>680778040
thats not the question. are you happy or not?
Australia
overall no, not yet
>>680778870
Only the poorfags
>>680778829
why not?
>>680773920
1.Fat land
2. Not personally fat, not too bad being white
Sweden yes
Bulgaria
Yes
>>680779206
Cuz my country is shit? Cuz I'm lazy cuck without any kind of motivation and future?
>>680773920
1- Murica
2- feel like on a sinking ship.
>why God did it have to start to burn during my watch?
1. Malaysia
2. Waddya think
1.Turkey
2.You guess
Philippines
Eh..
im originally from canada
>shitwascash
moved to united states
>shitsucked. bunch of cucks
currently reside in a giant sandbox surrounded by goatfuckers who want to kill me.
>>680779668
i think it's the latter
1- Turkey
2- Very
1:Germany
2:Could be better but at least i Dont get fucking shot or robbed like in murica.
Bangladesh
Yup
>>680773920
>Australia
>Moderately, but only because of my fiance, otherwise my money troubles would have me in a depression for sure, struggling to get by
1. Australia
2. Yes but it doesn't really have anything to do with Australia
>>680780611
I wouldnt feel so great about the mudslime situation If I were you.
Amrica's illegal Mexicans are angels in comparison, and they wont take over until after Im dead.
Muoslems will have your asses in minority before you're lifetime
> Morocco
> Not even close to happy
Russia
No
1. Croatia
2. Yes, because I leech off the dying society here
>>680782398
koja stranka?
Netherlands
Yes
France
Am I what?
>>680773920
North korea
Very happy
Italy
No
>>680773920
1. Hungary
2. Lófaszt
Indonesia
Yes
>>680773920
England
Yes
1. Germany
2. german not happy
melancolous
1. Lithuania
2. yes because i dont even live there
1.Serbia
2.No
this made me lol
>>680773920
1. Iraq
2. only when i watch shia getting beheaded
>>680780831
Yea the gsg9 would deal with them normally but they have to take care of stormfag terrorists wannabes
>>680773920
chile
no, i want to shoot up my school
>>680773920
1. Spain.
2. Yes, because I moved to glorious England.
>>680783786
how many stormfront terrorist attacks in Germany in the last 10 yrs?
>>680783970
insurgent detected
1- Argentina
2- It could be worst
>>680773920
1. Philippines
2. hell no I'm fucking miserable
UK
Relatively, things are looking up
>>680776892
Every person or country around you?
USA
Yes, I just bought two fucking jet skis
>>680773920
1. finland
2. no, school might go to shit because i was a twat and didn't study.
-Brasil
- No, I am bald, fat , poor and I don't have friends.
>>680784472
>White trash detected
>>680783355
I can vouch as a combat veteran. Kurds are the only trustworthy, loyal, brave and intelligent people over there.
Germany
No
-Canada
-Yes
>>680784631
How are jet skis white trash faggot? You couldn't afford them. Im a paramedic btw you 14 year old bitch.
>>680773920
Slovakia
800 EUR per month after taxes which is very comfy there, govt is corrupted but focuses on fucking over the employers instead of the normie people so don't care.. Also hot and willing chicks and nice country
>>680784638
>>680784693
Germany: No
Canada: Yes
Now this is exactly why I'll grab my Kraut ass and drag it aaaall over the ocean to the land of syrup and mounties. Fuck Germany, Canada here I come!
Israel
No.
>>680784781
>White trash confirmed
>>680784781
must agree with anon.
there is a certain type of faggot that buys jet skis
>>680782676
faszomat a szádba, geci
>>680773920
1. Denmark
2. No. Depression for two years wanting to kill myself.
>>680784812
I actually think that Germany is a good country
We have chill af police and NEET life is pretty easy
The worst things right now are some weird fucking laws and the shitskins coming here
It's just that I'm not happy with my life, but Germany is not that bad
>>680773920
>Finland
>8/10
Poland
Proud but not happy.
>>680785018
That's what all Germans say
Norway
kind of
>>680785027
Happy. yes or no?
We didn't say rate your happiness out of 10 faggot
Bulgaria
No
Mexico
No
>>680784975
Yes-yes, because of the gypsies like this faggot
>>680785194
>Mexico
>No
NO SHIT.....
1. Flipland
2. No
>>680785241
How many ladyboys have you banged?
Sweden = Master cuck
Germany = cuck
Ireland = Minor cuck
All others = eh
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA = FFFUUUCCCKKK YYEEAHHH FREEDOOOOMMM WE GOT GUNS BOOM BOOM! WE GOT FREEDOM YOU DONT! SUCK IT YOU FILTHY 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES WE JUST HARVEST YOU. SUCK MY FREEDOM BITCH. AND ALL YOU FRUITY ENGLISH FUCKS GUESS WHAT? WE FUCKING OWN YOU AND FUCK THE QUEEN BECAUSE WERE FREE BITCH.
Before reading the American section of my comment I want you to know that I humbly respect all other countries but when it really comes down to it if you make a wrong turn we will glass you. GOD BLESS. (eagle screeches)
New Zealand, yes
Mexico, meh
>>680785082
Remember what lead to Germany's rise.
It had to get very bad in the 20's-30's Germany before the people finally woke up.
It can happen again, god willing, only it will be Muslims not Jews.
>>680785512
Because being patriotic is the same as white trash. Yeah okay you liberal faggot kek. Go complain to your transgender black boyfriend you fucking cuck.
>>680785704
Shut up
No one cares about Germany anymore
AKA Shitskin land
>>680785793
Isn't it time for to go put on your overalls and wife beater and walk around the town barefoot?
>>680785850
everyone in Europe (1.5 billion people) care about the most powerful Country financially and militarily known as Germany
>facts.jpg
>>680785985
>oh hi.
>im a liberal
>i do everything for everyone elses valadation
>im a big fucking faggot
I cant wait till you get aids.
>>680786186
>Europe
>AKA shitskin-rape land
>>680786284
Good burn......
......
......
>........
>>680786186
My father is German born and so was his. I dont tell anyone because they'll think I'm a big panzy bitch.
1. Sweden
2. Yes, i feel free, i feel as though i have the possibility of being whatever and whoever i want to be, if that isn't freedom then i don't know what is.
>inb4 uneducated hippy
21 yrs old, almost done with my third year of my studies, master of chemistry
>>680786284
So basically you're admitting that you're white trash?
That's awesome
Slovakia
I am really happy, money in this shithole can buy you anything.
>>680786454
>white trash
So basically you're admitting you're a tumblino?
Kill yourself
>>680786535
do you even understand money?
![1310483412100[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YuYMrFh.jpg "1310483412100[1].jpg")
>>680786296
>>680786404
newfags think Im European/German
>>680775766
same
>>680773920
1 - Brazil land of Hue
2 - Brazil land of Hue
>>680786379
Thank you. And also if it was sarcasm I just want you to know I forgive you because I know your liberal fucked mind filled with black cocks and sjw bullshit can't comprehend a higher form of comedy then sarcasm. Keep watching john Stuart you cuck.
>>680773920
Norway
Yep
>>680786644
no, im wage slave.
>>680786621
From Canada
Canada
Im as Happy as the moose
1. Philippines
2. No, fuck this trash country, bitches are hoes, temperature like the fucking sun, every political candidate is a Trump, smells like ass 500% of the time, shit environment, hobos fucking everywhere, traffic is like rush hour the entire fucking day.
fuck this shit country, id honestly live in fucking afghanistan than here
>>680785793
Because being overly patriotic about a mediocre country makes you as stupid as the rest of the sheep that your government has brainwashed.
But, you know, glad you're happy.
Now fall back in line and vote which of two only slightly different politics you want for your country.
Argentina
Not bad
>>680786759
You're clearly just obsessed with liberals and black cock.
>>680786794
Not sure
Are moose happy?
1. Mexico.
2. Yes.
>>680786284
>i do everything for everyone elses valadation
reality seems more the opposite:
>oh hi.
>im a liberal
>everything i want is a human right that i'm entitled to
>everyone who disagrees with me is a big fucking faggot and should be hunted down and arrested like human-caused global warming deniers
but you're right about the aids part; or at least getting a VD in general
>>680786979
They are usually depressed
Macedonia
Partly
>>680787043
KEK!!
Surrrrre anon
Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>680787043
How?
>>680775766Classic negative Australian cunt
>>680775871
heh
>>680787092
Are you fucking with me?
>>680786861
dude Philippines suck, man.
>>680786535
How do you feel about the fact that your baser leader of Ficoland ended up in hospital?
>>680786869
Yeah sorry i dont mope around all day compaling about irreverent shit, I have a job and I'm not voting for bernie sanders to "make everything free man" so yeah i love my country. Also loving your country is different then loving your gov. You liberals and your high horses. When social collapse happens youll be the first to die. Hopefully ill still be alive at that point because I'll be laughing pretty fucking hard. Makes me smile just thinking about it.
Philippines
No
>>680786861
Why don't you do what literally every other flip does and move to Canada?
>>680773920
Bulgaria
no
>>680784502
Uma bosta esse nosso país
Australia, yes.
>>680787305
Gib blagoevgrad pls
>>680787360
GTFO
Syria
Yes
>>680786905
Your clearly a faggot that you noticed that.
>>680786979
Not sure
Are you happy?
>>680773920
Murica
11/10
>>680773920
1: Pakistan.
2: No fuck no.
>>680787465
>You're
US
I guess
>>680787418
Im trying to gtfo of brazil but since we are all poor...
Not even a chance
America
Diabeetus
>>680787410
I was there a few days ago, was pretty chill.
>>680787554
This means no.
America.
Fuck no. The government is going to shit, and everyone has a retarded "hur dur America is the best" attitude.
Argentina
Yes
>>680773920
Croatia,
fuck no
how can you be happy in east eu
to be happy in east eu you have to be fucking intellectually disabled just like 90 percent of the people here
>>680787543
A reply to that would be =
>>680787465
>>680786861
I know how it feels anon, I know how it feels
>>680787692
this pretty much...... fuck east eu
1. New Zealand
2. Absolutely not, everything is so fucking expensive for literally no reason
>>680787595
Canadafag here.
>Be me in Canada.
>Go to Walmart.
>Pop Tarts have 4 flavors.
>Visit the US.
>Go to Walmart.
>Literally have a pop tart isle with hundreds of flavors.
>Not even kidding
1.netherlands
2.no I fucking hate 90% of all Dutch people and I hate all the niggers/muslims/polish
>>680787692
ajde brate imas eu pasos ne seri
ja se morao zenit da maknim odavde...
>>680787912
GTFO
>>680787836
I guess thats the trade off for living in middle earth huh
Norway.
Could be worse
>>680788018
Faggot.
>>680787973
>Lord of the rings joke
>15 year old detected
You are not a funny person
Grown up in Germany
deported to Bosnia
how tall must be a building, to kill myself by jumping from it?
>>680788018
That means no.
>>680773920
Canada
Yes
>>680787964
I can see someone is butthurt about foreign languages.
>>680785332
None
Turkey
No
i can join isis and get free bitches but its sucks that i am not a mudslime and have tattoos etc.
>>680788105
>butthurt
Yolo!!
Latvia
Not sure. Many Latvians say that this country sucks but I think it's not so bad. Sure, it could be better but there are worse countries. At least I hope that there are worse countries.
>>680788058
>saying humor is age based
Awww shit we got an edgy preteen here.
Also I dont tell jokes to make others laugh. Just myself. Kek
Israel
Not really happy but I'm alright
>>680786861
Kalma lang, friend
>brownouts everyday in my city
Fucking Philippines
>>680788213
My mistake
>11 year old detected
Macedonia
God no
>>680787275
If you had the choice to die by shotgun or rifle, you wouldn't really have a choice, and your politics are the same. Funny how you're the liberals by european standards. Loving your country is fine, but acting as if it's the best is not. If your child finished 10th place in a race, you could still love him/her but not call him/her the best.
>>680788287
Sorry my mistake
>is still an edgy faggot
>>680787973
I've heard that shit so many times that the people who say it don't even laugh anymore.
Better NZ jokes nowadays involve:
>price of housing in Auckland
>botched flag change that cost (I could be wrong) 30 million $
>taxes on literally everything
>Chinese buying large portions of the country
Take your pick
>>680788338
Well my kind sir I'll anwser the first question even though it was rhetorical. Shotgun. Up close. Make my head spaghetti. Quick but not clean. Just like a liberals sex life. Also good point
>>680788438
What is with you people of /b/ and having based opinion? Why can't you just accept things?
>>680780000
I agree taking off a good white president to replace with a nigger. It's going to far...
>>680778338
same
>>680776801
From NZ in UK
No, not happy.
Straya
Australia
Yes
And no. Illegal immigration is destroying my country and I am damn angry about it.
Not to mention the lack of funding for any major projects in my country and the treatment of our farmers.
>>680788297
Гласај за Брат Љубе и глеј како се мења ситуација,заеби ВМРО и СДСМ
>>680788481
I only laugh because it's so out of style.thats what gives me joy. Knowing that you still get mad. You want the world to move on. But me? No. I wont give you the satisfaction.
>>680788549
>president
its much more than that.
America cannot fail because of one person of any color.
>>680788673
Не гласам за никој позз
>>680788799
Брат Љубе>Сите
Poland
Nope
Burgerland, arguably the richest country in the world
6/10 Happiness, need a job that makes six figures to "get it" here imo
>>680788799
Yes lets go bowling cousin!
>>680788799
And that's why you're gonna get cucked your entire life
1. Poland
2. Im living in mountainous area, and i dont give a shit. YES.
Sweden
nope
>>680773920
India
no
>>680788888
ЧЕК'Д
CHECK'D
>>680788888
HOLY FUCK THOSE QUADS FAM
>>680773920
1. Brazil
2. impeachment
россия
натуральное говное
1. Sweden
2. Pretty happy
>>680788927
Lol poo in loo
>>680788843
Ок.
>>680788875
Where you from?
>>680788888
Im moving the fuck outta here soon so i give 0 fucks. Also, checked.
>>680778969
in Méjico? i don't think so m8
>>680773920
1.Croatia
2.Very sad
>Principality of Sealand
>It's very lonely out here
1. Saudi Arabia
2. Shit no.
poland
yes
>>680773920
1. France
2. Not really, but since life has value here
i am not unlucky.
>>680789190
It's one of you 2 faggots who browse /b/ again?
>>680789190
also pics of sea with timestamp or it didn't happen
liberland
fucking yes, i have drugs here, underage prostitutes and guns
netherlands, not really
Iran
Fuck no. Worst place ever
>>680789678
why? you have attractive girls and nice landscape
>>680783355
Isis member found
>>680789728
Because of the people and government.
Attractive girls?! meh. No boobs no ass a ton of make up and surgery.
You can't even have a girlfriend peacefully.
>>680789728
>attractive girls
>religious prudes
>mandatory hijab
>>680789926
>people
what do you mean? people are not tolerant? what political position do you support? to be honest i would like to live in iran instead of living in poland
>>680789426
Nice meme, Vit
>>680789008
you poo in your mother
>>680790139
Mostly it's religion and superstition that made Iranian's prudes.
Don't come here to live unless you are ok with religion and traditions. Because they affect your life in many kind of aspects.
If you like just come for a vacation, but nearly every Iranian wishes to live outside Iran
1. Germany
2. No
>>680773920
Philippines
Yes
>>680790482
are you going to emigrate from iran? gave you served in the military? do you go to mosque?
>>680773920
America. No, I'm probably going to die soon.
>>680788995
kek
Brazil
Why should I be, shits a hell hole
>>680780273
But why kapatid?
Germany
Happiness is worst than DIE PEST
>canada
>no money so sad.
>>680790775
No I haven't served the military yet. I wanted to apply for Msc. for another country but I fucked up my scores so I think I'm stuck here.
Getting visa is very hard for us. We are trapped in Iran by both Iran's government and other countries
>>680773920
STRAYA
FUCK YEAH CUNT
England! Yes! Its st georges day and im going on the beer soon!!!
>>680790482
must be hell for a smart, kosmopolitan young man to live in a religous dictatorship.
>>680773920
1. Australia
2. im going to shoo.. oh wait
>>680791039
what do you do in your free time? is military service mandatory for every young male? what is your hobby?
>>680791191
Nowadays religious government is hell for anyone, even for religious people.
But thanks for the compliment man.
>>680791353
Yes. 2 years for every young male.
Well I don't have much hobbies. Gaming, Browsing, reading books.
There is very few places in Iran to go and spend time. No nightclubs or things like that.
1. U.S.A.
2. Not really
>>680791604
is iran a good place for wizard apprentice? i mean asocial neet
also what books do you read?
have you ever been abroad? if yes, where?
Canada
No - Boring country with no culture, shit weather, shit food, stupid people, everything too expensive
>>680791333
kek'ed
1. Singapore
2. I hope 9/11 happens here
>>680778514
In your mothers cunt
>>680791834
what about pancakes and maple syrup eh?
>sweden
>absolutely not
>>680791919
>singapore
basically Australias capital overlord
why are you unhappy there? seems like an alright place
>>680791827
No,I haven't been abroad.
I read more when I was younger. Books like Agatha Christie's books, Harry Potter series, and mostly fiction books
>>680791604
is it hard to find a girl?
and when you find one, i guess everyone is excepting you too mary soon.
>>680776993
was hats damit zutun du darfst dich doch in deinem eigen land wohlfühlen?
>>680792277
could you post some your pics itt? landscape or street life
>>680792431
wie lange bleibt es den noch sein Land
England
No, nobody is
>>680792314
It's not that hard. The hard part is going out with here because in Islam it's a sin to have premarital relationships. But even if you have one, the girl wants to marry. It really depends if girl's family and your family are religious or not
>>680792595
Okay wait. I'll post
>>680773920
Northern Ireland
Meh, at least there's very few nigs around
>>680792676
ihr deutschen solltet mehr stolz sein
Turkey
No, but everyone is.
>>680792797
:/
dude emigrate
life is short
Spain
Fo sure
>>680793183
The problem is I can't!
Even though immigrants these days are infamous for the rape and terrorism and etc.
>>680792797
what kind of music do you listen to?
Japan.
No.
>>680782676
Same here.
Spain.
No.
>>680793334
Mostly rock, metal, gothic and dream pop
for example: Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Beach House, Arch Enemy, Muse, Epica
>>680773920
Sweden, no.. Needless to say why..
>>680793382
no? why?
>>680793327
the problem i (i am from Europe) have with immigration, is that we get the worst people of a country, while people like you have no chance to immigrate.
>>680793382
Suicide rates are through the roof there m8.
Germany
No. The Jews have too much control
>>680793382
you dont look like Japanese
>>680776069
SWEDEN YES
>>680794067
Until your mom/wife/gf gets raped by an immigrant
>>680793822
Thanks man. getting a visa is hard. I need to go to a near country (because most countries don't give visa to Iraninas) and then I have to pledge about 10 Grand to insure that I will come back to Iran and I don't have any of that
>>680788549
>implying Bush was good
1. Lithuania
2. absolute disaster
>>680788957
*Quints you retard
