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>be me
>not have sex in days maybe weeks
>girlfriend says "we will have sex tonight"
>awesome.jpg
>ask girlfriend when
>she says she's too tired
>what the fuck?
>she says I'm acting like a horny 13 year old
if this happens one more time I'm cheating
idgaf about white knights
I'm 23 God damn years old. I could be fucking EVERY God damn night of my fucking life.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this bitch.
>>680747013
You're doing something in person that is turning her off. Pay attention.
>>680747013
Why don't you get a girlfriend who actually, you know, has similar interest. I thought that was the whole point of dating
>>680747189
Dude, I bought her dinner, rubbed her feet, and scratched her back not even expecting sex.
She offered the sex, got my hopes up, then left me awake pissed the fuck off.
>>680747204
Good point, but we've been together almost 6 years, fam.
>>680747650
Props to you for putting in the effort. Maybe she has a low sex drive. Or is just a bitch. Or both.
>>680747930
Yeah... Well, I know it may seem childish, but I occasionally want some damn booty. This is some shit.
>>680747013
them feels, moving in together was great at first but the wife mode is ridiculous
>>680748094
rape her
Where's the rest of your penis?
>>680748149
Agreed. I think as human beings we were obviously meant to, as men just provide and fuck women one by one.
Women were meant for a few good bangs and maternal instincts to make sure the little ones grow old enough to do the same shit.
Society fucked everything up with the "relationship" as we know it and now we're stuck.
>>680748288
Nah, too far broski. I'd rather just get a fuck buddy on the side that has the thought process of a man and will hide the shit and occasionally help me bust a nut if I'm gonna go all "fuck it"
For the moment I assume I might just end up fapping it out like a damn animal. Kek.
>>680748545
That is not my penis.
what the fuck?
why are you asking her for sex? just initiate sex. i've not once, ever, said "hey can we have some sex later?"
its never even a fucking vocal thing. you just rub up against a girl while doing something else, then you kiss her, then you have sex.
what am i missing here?
>>680748969
Ever been practically married? It starts like that... All primal and just bumping genitals... Then it goes down the tubes.
>>680749232
no i haven't. i tend to burn down long term relationships eventually. i've never had one more than a couple years because i just get so fucking fed up with the other person. its like, i go as far with them as i can and i don't have any more goals to shoot for, you know?
i digress. if she said you guys were fucking on that day, why did you not try and fuck her? the box should already be ticked in your mind. she's on board she said so, so just push that shit.
or if its a huge pain in the ass, find a side piece. i'm fucking this girl whose in a relationship right now because its very low work for me and i don't have the time to float a real relationship. there are plenty of people out there who would fuck you. obviously avoid telling them that you are married or whatever. if you never answer the question, then you've technically never lied.
>>680749735
I have a friend I worked with that wants me to fuck her. She has a throatfuck fetish and I've been putting it off and trying to be a faithfulfag, but it's starting to get pretty fucking tempting.
Ive always wanted to hatefuck a girls throat. Hahaha.
>>680747013
>I could be fucking EVERY God damn night of my fucking life.
But your hand would eventually get tired.
>>680747013
Cheat man. I have a fat lazy wife and beautiful skinny girlfriend. Girlfriend gives me all the sex I want so bitch wife doesnt have to turn me down so we both win. Best decision I ever made
Put on your big girl panties and give your gf/wife/whatever an ultimatum
Sex is an important part of any healthy relationship and if she's not down with get the fuck outta there OP because it's not going to improve
>>680750242
You obviously don't know my hands
they don't call me Jackhammer Jimmy for nothing.
>>680747013
Fuck it. Do it. Just make sure it will never come back on you
>>680750522
Because you masturbate so much?
Do it anyway. Don't let her find out. Leave no evidence.
>>680750059
well, i've cheated on a girl while in a relationship once, and i'm currently fucking a girl who is cheating, so i've seen both sides i guess.
i had to find a way to justify it to myself so i wouldn't feel like an asshole all the time. so for you, i guess its that you're never actually hurting your girlfriend in any way. as long as you get tested regularly and wrap your dick every single time, what's the harm?
i mean, you fucked people before the relationship. its not like you're sharing your life with this other person, you're just using them as a warm hole to masturbate into, basically.
then again most people demonize cheaters, and once you've been labeled one, your friends look at you differently.
its your life dude figure it out. nobody here is going to give you the answer. at the end of the day you're going to have to make a judgement call, because only you are the one who will live with the consequences.
Here's the girl that wants me to throatfuck her. Lel
She's pretty much a bro at this point. We talk a lot. I'd never date the bitch, but she's definitely not gonna tell anybody if I do it.
>>680747013
Staet watching porn in front of her while masturbating
>>680750734
That's the same way I view it. Women think we have to be emotionally attached to fuck. I just want a kinky bitch to bang on the side. Lmao.
>>680750838
She'll tell people you idiot
>>680747013
Truth is that they're like us dude. They wanna fuck just as badly, if she hasnt been putting out in weeks then there's gotta be another problem. Not saying shes cheating but... Yea. I wanna say you deserve better anon. So do it. Faggot.
>>680750906
She'll just call me a nasty fucker.
>>680750990
Yeah that's a reason I haven't.
The whole trust nobody mentality. Hahaha.
>>680751006
No, I think her sex drive is just a piece of shit.
>>680747013
dont give a damn.
/yawn
>35 yo virgin
sex is overrated and bitches be crazy and overrated.
/ignore.
>>680747013
If you're unhappy enough to cheat then dump her. Sit her down and talk to her about how sex is important (some people think it isn't) and if she's not willing to change for you dump her.
>>680749232
Very true.
>>680750734
Fair enough explanation
However I do think your an asshole for playing around with a girl that's "with" another dude
I legitimately don't understand why they just don't break up with them, if you adult enough to have sex with another person you should be adult enough to deal with the reprocussions of ending a relationship
>>680751240
Can you really say it's overrated if you've never had it?
>:^)
>>680750838
What's it matter if she does. Just plug that baby up brah
>>680747013
find a 9yo sexgoddess. you granny fucker.
>>680751437
Oh no... You found... Debra?
>>680751405
The fact that he never had it and didnt an hero yet,proves its overrated
>>680750734
Were you hurt at all when she cheated on you?
>>680751215
All the more reason to so it. Honestly anon why even cheat when you can just break up and fuck another girl
You dont get shamed as a scumbag if you get caught (not that it matters) and you get some fresh new puss. Change is good friend.
>>680751240
I feel bad for you dude
You don't understand what being with a woman is like so you pretend not to care to keep the pain of having no experience away. Sometimes you probably even convince yourself that you actually don't care, but you know you do.
Maybe she's cheating on you anun
Im in a 7 years relationship and whenever i feel like it i just start caressing her ass and rubbing against her and then its just on, man up OP even chimpanzees dont need to ask for permission
>>680747013
>asks gf when having sex
being this beta
Dude, been there done that. The best thing you can do is give the relationship a break. See if you really want to be there. You'll be playing with fire if you start cheating. Just make it easy for you.
Just be real.
>>680751405
the fact that all the dumbass "alphas" obsess about it is all i need to know.
the squeeze aint worth the juice from the personal destruction ive observed.
>>680747013
>if this happens one more time I'm cheating
Well you already don't love her, just leave her you stupid fuck.
Jesus christ dude just be a man and FUCK her. On the verge or rape, but of course not actual rape. Women love that, all the ones I've been with have. The dirty and nerdy are all the same when it comes to sex.
>>680751820
That's a shame, each to their own but sexual experimentation is always fun and as long as you're careful you won't have too much drama
>>680747650
>bought food
>rubbed feet
>scratched back
>don't put out
Shes cucking you anon. If I were you I'd let her know that I'm either hitting or kicking that booty.
>>680747013
youre probably just unattractive. save the race and off yourself instead of cheating :)
>>680751327
for sure. i would hate to be the boyfriend in the situation, and i would want a guy to tell me if he was fucking my girlfriend.
that being said, it's not really my job to inform the guy. and i'm not really harming him in any way, because his girlfriend could be trolling bars picking up STD's instead of fucking me. not to say she isn't but that's not the point.
i'm just not affecting the guy in any way. if he lived his whole life and never found out, and then him and the girl got married, i think it would be fine. i think him knowing would only cause him sadness, so i don't tell him. that being said i've been collecting blackmail in case i do decide to tell him.
the thing you have to keep in mind is that for people who cheat, the reason is usually because they don't want to have to give up the reliability of a partner. its comforting to have somebody to always fall back on, and always be able to talk to. sometimes they just don't fuck like you want to fuck. or maybe you want to have threesomes and anal and your girlfriend doesn't do that. i'm rambling now i don't know what i'm talking about.
>>680751990
anon speaking as if he "cares" about someone else's life experiences.
>lol... as if.
the fact that people think they can separate sex from emotional attachment nowadays shows how schizoid people are, and with any damn diseased tramp that shows the slightest interest is nothing short of astounding.
>>680751867
Oh Christ. The thread has caught on enough for the white knights.
>>680751636
i've never had anyone cheat on me and then find out.
i may have been cheated on before, but i am not currently aware of it ever happening.
in the first case i was in a relationship and i fucked a friend, in the second i met this girl and fucked her and later found out she was in a relationship.
the first was a one time thing, the second has been going on since september of 2015.
>>680752296
You're right I really don't care
>>680752062
Nah, man. Not unattractive.
I'd tell you if I were.
A bit chubby but not fat.
>>680747013
honestly, you have to lure her, do what shes doing to you, be all like, "lets have sex tonight" then when you are casually just doing your own thing be like "nah im too tired, not interested" etc etc
it will piss her off and make her want to because you show the interest in the topic then suddenly change your mind
trust me bro, it works, if it does not, dump dat hoe
>>680752379
Oh yeah that's right you've just diddled girls when you haven't been in a relationship. So overall you don't know what it's like to have someone cheat on you? Would you be ok if someone did that to you?
>>680752494
Lel. I might try that.
I didn't realize this many people were in the same predicament.
>>680751021
That's her problem, she's the one not putting out so you'll have to resort to handy work.
That said, have you even considered actually communicating it with her? Ask her about if everything's alright with her, talk about your seemingly significant difference in sex drive, stuff like that.
As for cheating, how about dumping her instead? Cheating is for the low, doing so would clearly show you don't respect her nor the previously set up relationship's frame of reference (being monogamous etc.) enough to stay faithful. You might as well end that relationship while at it and get sex and whatnot elsewhere.
A far-fetched possibility is trying to turn it into an open relationship, again something you will want to communicate properly so both parties affected can come with a new agreed upon frame of reference that defines the relationship, but expect both you AND her ending up fucking others.
>>680752563
no i haven't had the experience of being cheated on, but i have the ability to empathize with somebody in that position.
it would fucking suck and i'd hate to be in that position.
that being said, i'm a human and selfish. i would walk into a bank and take all the money if i knew i wouldn't get caught. i really don't give a fuck if they have to lay off a couple bankers to pay for it.
i'd cheat on my girlfriend depending on the circumstances, but if my girlfriend told me she cheated on me i'd instantly break up with her.
i'm not ignorant to the hypocrisy in my words i just jaded and selfish.
>>680753058
I refuse to be cucked. The open relationship thing is a no go. It's unlikely that I will end up cheating.
I have told her.
I'll try to work it out.
Whatever happens happens, it's just frustrating.
>>680753291
I feel like deep down this is all of us. Everyone is just too vain to accept it.
>>680753426
Same situation here. Morally hard to do anything else
>>680748094
There's nothing childish about it. Some people really like to fuck. Should you suppress your desire to fuck your girl just because it's not PC to want to fuck all the time?
Fuck that. Cheat. Cheat hard. Life's too short to be the perfect morally righteous person the world wants you to be. If you want to be fucking and she doesn't, find someone else to fuck. Her fault.
>>680753291
Honestly the way I see it if you wanna cheat, dump her. Nothing wrong with wanting another person just don't dick the person you apparently care for around.
I wouldn't encourage someone to cheat when you yourself haven't been cheated on.
>680750367
For real man. I'm not happy with the wife. Been seeing this girl from work for the past 2 weeks. Going to get a room soon with her and fuck her brains out. She is also engaged...kissed her all over today shit was cash.
> bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>680753642
>wife
Welp you dun fucked up
>>680747013
Telling a man in his sexual prime that he's being too horny is fucking retarded.
>>680753596
Agreed. Sometimes my morals end up on a back burner and I'm more likely to do things but thus far I haven't given in.
Good luck, buddy.
>>680753781
This is precisely what I told her.
I think she realizes that that was a stupid fucking thing to say, judging by the look on her face when I told her it was stupid to think I wouldn't want sex as a male in my 20s.
>>680752494
From experience this does not work
>>680753602
Haha. Calm down kimosabi. With your logic in full swing I'd have the herpes.
>>680747013
Decrease in the rate of sex is common in relationships. It's also one of the major reason relationships end. Let her know that you feel that you two aren't having enough sex. If the rate doesn't improve it's probably time to find greener pastures.
>>680753764
Not really wife bro my bad.. more like baby momma.
> still fucked up I suppose
Don't regret my son though. He's awesome
>>680754100
Yeah, I didn't figure.
It's just not the same when youre a guy.
>>680751660
Not him, but having been in a crappy relationship before it's something you can actually not care enough about to try and get in one.
I was without a gf for 5 years in between, the first 2 were painful because I was a beta faggot like that, after that I enjoyed my single life a lot. I didn't plan on ever getting in a relationship again, glad I didn't have any drama forced upon myself and whatnot. I met some women who were interesting but even then didn't feel like the whole dating or their complete personalities would work well without causing drama at some point, so I stuck with single-hood. Had a few women clearly interested in me but again, I preferred being single.
It's that I for some reason met this current women with all the seeming traits I can work with and with whom I properly "clicked" right away, or I'd still be happy single.
And once this ends? I'll get over it and go back to happily being single over time.
Relationships aren't the be-all and end-all, but rather an addition to one's life.
>>680753620
well, i have experience as the person doing the cheating, and that's what this guy is trying to get in to.
its nice. you get the stability of a dedicated partner in one hand, and novelty in the other. you get to explore a new individual, peek into their minds and gradually push the boundaries of sex. that's my favorite part of relationships, the gradual push. i like thinking "ooooooh! i'll try and kiss her next time!" once you've fucked the same girl long enough its just like "yeah whatever okay we're having sex." you lose that progression that once made the relationship so enticing.
so you get to do that with a new girl, AND you get to keep all the useful parts of the old relationship! its like.. a no brainer.
>>680754219
I dig the wording.
I have started to tell her about how dissatisfied I am. Hopefully it helps.
>>680747013
post your dick pic anon. show us whats shes missing
>>680754237
Welp hope you know if she finds out you're fucking her over she might take the kid, good luck!
>>680747013
This may sound gay, but I am not gay.
I am honestly curious to know if that is your real penis cuz shit looks tiny. I kinda want you to post a picture of it fully erect. No Homo. Honestly just curious lmao
Here is a picture to help and again...no homo!
>>680747013
It's good that there are other guys who have the same problem as me.
>>680754162
Not saying fuck everything in sight. But if you've got a solid relationship you want to keep for awhile and she's low sex drive, why throw it away for sex, or go without sex?
Keep the relationship and find a side piece. Confirmed works. Confirmed no herpes.
>>680747013
>>680747013
>>680747013
life is too short man. fuck that. get outta there and fuck bitches while you can. one day you'll be too old to fuck and your wife will be acting like the horny 13 year old.
>>680754274
Overall if you don't care about her, I can see how you'd think this was ok.
>>680747013
That penis looks awfully familiar....
>>680747013
ever tried to treat her bad? sounds weird but show her who`s her master... don`t act like a beta and be like: i`d do anything to fwk you .... like rubbing her fwkin feet ... and cheating won`t help you... you`ll just feel like shit in the end
>>680754736
Here's my real dick. It's not the best, but it's not the micro dick in the OP. Lel.
>>680754719
it's a thing that eats at you if you think about it.
its morally wrong, sure. i think the world would be better if people were truly honest with their partners and nobody ever cheated.
i would never say the first girl i cheated on i didn't care about. i truly did love her both before and after the fact. i just also really wanted to have sex with this one girl i'd been friends with since high school and the opportunity was available, so i took it.
the ethical thing to do is not cheat. the world would work better if you didn't cheat. shit would be better for other people if you didn't cheat. cheating is bad and i don't condone it.
that being said, its different when I do it.
>>680755084
No one has a dick that big.
OP's dick is actually quite normal.
>>680754514
Trust me man. I'm all she's got. Doesn't work. Sick constantly. Just a pain to deal with.
This other woman though is older WAY more mature and it just feels right we've had this connection since we met...and she's into me as well. Guessing things at her household aren't ok? Don't give a shit really. We're both being safe about this. We have rules with each other. We don't call or text at times of the day.
>>680755080
Wasn't rubbing her feet to fuck her, bro.
I don't usually rub her feet and all that gay shit. I was just being a cool boyfriend.
She offered the sex then turned me down after offering.
That's what pissed me off.
>>680751820
>>680753426
Funny enough you refuse to be cucked, yet the temptation of cucking her is very much present. That does say something.
It's damn frustrating alright, a previous relationship was with only sex about 4 times a year, and that was only 1 year into the relationship. We were both young and she had plenty of mental issues surrounding sex so it was not without legitimate reason, but frustrating as hell as a 20-year old.
I should've ended the relationship sooner instead of trying to hold onto it though, that's the only thing I kind of regret; I never cheated and simply went to fapping more instead.
Know that once you do end up cheating, there's no turning back. At that point it's basically a matter of time before the relationship ends anyway, so might as well make it as little painful for both of you (especially her, not because of white-knighting but because you probably won't be in pain while your dick is inside some other woman while she isn't getting some on the side) as possible and end it.
Whatever you do, it's up to you. Good luck, Anon.
>>680754274
Give this god damn man a medal.
Well said anon.
>>680755193
You're just selfish essentially, you're logical but from the sounds of it when the time comes you'll be thinking with your other head.
>>680755374
Well she wouldn't get cucked if she'd just give me a little slice of booty.
But yeah I understand that completely.
I'll likely just put my efforts into fixing things.
>>680755224
Why not just break up with your incubator then?
>>680755084
OP, if that's your dick I can see why she isn't fucking you.
>>680755748
Lel, why?
Do i have it lucky if my gf is basically a social retard and doesn't like confrontation so she never really outward denies my sexual advances?
>>680755611
Dude she shat out a kid for me. What just dump her over the hills?
>>680755233
but there`s where everything is fwked up already... you can`t say: hey let`s have sex tonight.... you`ll just get your hopes up and be really disappointed if it doesn`t happen....
you BOTH are doing it wrong....
if she wants sex next time... deny her a little bit.. but make her realise it`s because you want her to get more and more horny... tell her about all the crazy stuff you`d do to her... but don`t give it to her... watch the be peak if you miss it .. it sucks but if you hit it .... you`ll make her squirt all over your bed the whole night and then it`s wellplayed bra :D
>>680755854
Haha. That's what I need.
>>680755863
Don't do that!
>>680755863
So you wanna cheat on her even though she birthed your child but you don't want to dump her?
Thats nothing op compared to my suffer
>be almost 20 y-old
>gf is 20
>relationship going to be 1 year old thos month
>still a virgin
I dont fucking get it, like she said she masturbazes at least weekly, like she's afraid of dick or wtf.
>>680756116
Maybe she wants to be celibate before marriage.
>>680756116
Experiment with her then.
>>680756116
Mate just talk with her about it.
>>680756104
That's exactly right. That way we're both happy at the end of the day. I mean I love her as a person just not in love with her anymore. Sometimes you get tired of driving the same car every day. Every day. Every day.
Sometimes you need to test drive what's out in the lot.
>>680755084
is that hair coming from the head??
>>680756531
That isn't "not in love" that's you being bored sexually.
>>680756531
Yeah never really got that whole 'I'm bored so I'll cheat' logic. If you're that bored dump her, you'll just end up hurting her, oh wait, you don't care about her feelings, just the fact she had you kid.
>>680756747
That's my fucking dog laying on the couch beside me. Lmfao. I didn't see that shit. Looks like my dick is furry.
>>680747013
its almost as if women can change their minds and are more than sex machines
i have no idea why shes being such a difficult bitch, you put in the time and therefor she owes you sex, how could anyone not understand this most basic of autistic concepts
protip: youre fucking gross
>>680756966
lol was gonna say that could be a reason.
just cheat, I've been married for almost a fucking year. My wife does the same shit. Promises me everything, leaves me beating my fucking meat then going to bed.
Same boat as you, you give her the world, do everything you can, and nothing.
The difference between you and I, my dick is bigger, and idk about your physical shape, but I'm in good shape. So, I'm just sitting here confused as fuck as why she doesn't want to ever fuck.
but, that's fine. I have a side bitch. Just go on fetlife, (serious as hell) and look for a side bitch. Tell them your situation, you'll probably have to sift through psychos, cunts, and fatties, but, there's bound to be 1 or 2 in your area, or state/country, that wants some cock on the dl.
I've been fucking this one bitch for 2 months. While I can't do it all the goddamn time, it's pretty fucking satisfying.
>>680756361
>Maybe she wants to be celibate before marriage.
Shes not religious
>>680756056
My gf is beta as fuck man, i don't know if that is a good thing. I made the first move and basically guided her through all the nooks and crannies of everything(i was her first bf)
I guess if you want to can find some girl who doesn't get any dick and is beta as fuck, but usually those girls are fucking landwhales.
>>680747013
Cheat your absolutely right
>>680756504
Oh boi I did, multiple times
>>680747013
Must suck. Kind of funny because if you switch the roles it's me and my grillfriend. I'm 25 with an extremely low sex drive and she always does stuff to try to fuck and I get a headache or tired. Don't take it personal. If you're not satisfied find someone else.
>>680757109
Obviously a femanon.
Will you give me sex for a back rub?
>>680747013
She's right
>>680757322
Well... I'm sorry, bro.
>>680757277
It's time to dump her man, she is obviously using sex as a weapon and a power over you. You seem like a nice dude, you don't need some girl who uses sex like that
>>680757199
Random internet sluts freak me out, though man. I don't find any fun in fucking something I didn't have to work for at all.
Obviously, though... Wives suck balls.
Not literally.
>>680757109
Sorry that you are a landwhale
>>680757109
Intimacy is an important part of maintaining a healthy relationship. OP isn't satisfied, and is coming up with solutions. By the way, idealism is pretty gross, makes you a plebian immediately. Would hating idealistic people make me idealistic? Hmm.
>>680757636
it could be worse, you could be 25, in your physical prime, and literally be tied down to someone who couldn't careless about your sexual appetite.
Worst thing about it... She's got the perfect fucking body, and I have to deal with looking at it every damn day and getting nothing.
I'd post pics, but, I don't need you fuckers looking into the exif data to try and docs her, or myself lol.
>>680747013
Dude, I just got remarried at 49 after 20 years of single life. I had more sex when I was single.
Worse, I dated my wife for 4 years before we were married...and we had more sex before we were married. On top of that, she was freaky. Submissive, anal, etc. Now nothing. I've been getting it about once a month and it's boring., vanilla sex. I'm having a hard time even staying hard. Now on the rare occasion she likes being a sub and talking dirty, it's not an issue. I feel like I've been part of a long bait and switch.
I make two-thirds of our income, I do more than my fair share around the house, I try romancing her, etc. Nothing.
Bottom line is that while I love my wife, I've come to the conclusion that sex isn't a priority for her. I'm going to talk to her about it again and if shit doesn't change, I'm getting some strange.
Sex and love have never been tied together with me...it's all just fucking. Either a stranger or someone you like /love....it's still fucking.
>>680758549
Nobody cares about you or your girlfriend. Post pics minus the face
>>680758663
Why are you on /b/ may i ask. You're older than my dad.
Not that you can't come here or anything
>>680758663
How old is your wife? Menopausal?
>>680758705
You can suck my ass homie. I'm not posting shit.
>>680758663
mein neger, see OP, this guy right here.
both of you just need to get a whore from the internet, and no, don't do it from CL. You'll end up meeting some nigger who's going to rob you at gun point.
>>680758663
This is exactly how I feel.
Good luck, anon.
>>680758812
There are a lot of oldfags here. I'm 41.
>>680758843
My wife is 47. Not yet menopausal.
>>680758935
I don't see anyone as oldfags or youngfags. As long as you don't act like a out of touch dick weed. Haha.
>>680758935
I can dig it.
>>680759002
Jennifer Aniston is around 47 and look at her. Don't judge this dude by his age.
>>680758812
Long-time techie. Was doing the Web back when it was called fidonet.
OP, if you do not want to be treated like a bitch, then do not act like a bitch.
>>680747013
Trim your pubes you fucking retarded cunt. No wonder she doesn't want to fuck you.
>>680759144
Nice, welcome mate
>>680758874
Oh, I know of two places where I can get strange right now. First is a nice full-service massage parlor not far from me. Second is any number of strip clubs in my city. They're all high mileage. I was heavy into the hobby before I met my wife.
>>680759611
I wouldn't fuck a single stripper here in Michigan man, so kudos that you might have some clean ones. lol
The mitten is a dirty, dirty place.
>>680759533
Oldfag. Been around here when the entire Jesse Slaughter thing blew up. Had to check out the site with all the big meanie-heads. Stuck around because I'm a twisted old bastard.
Sounds like your girl has no libido. My girl does cross fit everyday, which I like, but then she relaxes with me with out showering. Then she expects me to fuck her when we go to bed. My issue is that I'd rather fap than fuck these days. I hate body smells, and seriously, I can get my self off better than she can.
>>680759907
Jessi Slaughter does not equal oldfag
>>680759765
There's some very hot tail at the clubs here. And they'll do most anything in the VIP. Hell, I fucked a hottie 30 min before closing for $80. Prices run from $100-150 at the clubs for sex. Head from $60-100.
>>680760134
6 years? Semi-oldfag then.
>>680759911
maybe if she lifted like a human instead of a cross-shitter there wouldnt be any alien body smells.
>>680760487
Six years? Not so much. More like 3, maybe 4....
>>680761261
Just what I want, a diesel girlfriend. Good call.
>>680761635
2010 anon.
>>680762023so she's in her twenties now? It hasn't been 6 years.
>>680762413
Google anon. 2010. She was 11 when her first vid was posted and she's 17 now.
>>680747013
Why wait go find someone now
Bring them home
Cuck the gf
Or keeping being a faggot
>>680762597
She was here past 11. I saw recent nudes of her on imagefap last month. am I v@n?
>>680762972
I was her for the first go round when she was 11...before her dad's meltdown.
>>680763170
I thought the brain slushie shit got her
>>680763443
Ah...2011. The haters post on YouTube was what got me here. Considering so many memes started here, I stuck around.
>>680747650
>I bought her dinner, rubbed her feet, and scratched her back not even expecting sex.
That's the problem you cuck, you spoiled her and know she won't even spread her legs for you because there's no reason to do so (unless you're amazing in bed). To her you're the beta male provider, the bitch outright shamed your sexuality by calling you a horny 13 y/o because she knows that she can get away with it. No respect.
>>680756966
Fuck the dog
>>680747013
youre dumb enough to move in with your gf at age 23. why the fuck are you settling at 23. youre supposed to be out crushing pussy or at least attempting to by dating multiple girls. anyone that settles before 25 is a fucking idiot
go 'cheat' on the bitch. shes obviously bored of the relationship already. its time to move on. sounds like youre just clinging onto the relationship cuz its all youve known/youve gotten too comfortable
i gave this advice to all my friends who were/are under 25 and they all to this day still tahnk me for it. they say i changed their entire fucking lives and they realize how stupid they were being now and wasting their lives away.
>>680747013
I know your pain OP. I can't do anything with my fiancee, since she's too paranoid about getting caught. It's once or twice a month that I get some, if any, and she acts the same way if I ask about it repeatedly
Was it always this way for you or at what point did she want sex less and less?
>>680764534
cheating is rong :/
Cheating is wrong
Cuckoldry is way more fun
>>680764534
I settled at 21 because of my son. I didn't want him to grow up without a dad like I did. He will get to have fun in his twenties at least hopefully.
>>680747013
>if this happens one more time I'm cheating
Do it
>>680764741
theres no such thing as cheating before age 25. anyone that thinks theyre in an actual relationship is a fool. you dont even know wtf a relationship is until your gfs bio clock is actually ticking and she realizes its time to be serious with a guy and stop looking around
>>680747013
Tfw my gf loves sex and is cycling over to my house right now for some, then we gonna go get some okonomiyaki and get drunk.
Op date Japanese only, last night she surprised me with crotchless fish net lingerie
>>680747013
If you truly love this girl you are with, you would not cheat. Rather, break up with her.
Don't hurt the chick more than you have to. If she doesn't wanna fuck, and is not meeting your needs, just dump her and move on to someone that will.
With a pecker smaller than most 12 year olds, you might just want to count your blessings and not worry bout cheating. Unless you're willing to pay a hooker not to laugh at your peenor...
>>680765358
This is his actual cock. >>680755084
Well if you gonna cheat depending on your personality you can feel quilty afterwards.
But if you decide you really need some other pussy then your gf, then I would recommend hookers (if legal in your area) the cost for paying dinner and etc for a regular (cheat)date is about the same
but the chance of your cheating coming out is so much less with hookers then random irl sluts
I was in the same boat, OP. My ex never seemed to have much interest in sex. I went from feeling puzzled, then feeling insulted, then just feeling pissed off. It never improved and now it's part of the reason she's my ex.
The problem is that she doesn't care about your needs. A romantic partner who cares about you would think "he's obviously horny [just like any other biologically normal human being], and I want to make him happy, so I'll give him an orgasm tonight".
It sounds shallow, but a good girlfriend keeps your balls empty and a good boyfriend keeps his girl satisfied. That's the bottom line. If that's not the case, then it's a shit relationship. Break up with her.
>>680765457
My bad then, carry on
If your woman doesnt want you its not her fault, chances are its your fucking personality. Nobody wants to be around a dumbass, kiddos
>>680747650
Happens to me all the time.
Here's what:
1) tell her: sex is important for you _and_ it is important you do it with her.
2) when she gets your hopes up and then says she's too tired, that makes you really frustrated.
3) to compensate, you masturbate furiously.
4) you're afraid that one day masturbation won't be enough any more (she'll get the hint)
Is it good to be with her relationship wise? Keep her.
She's an annoying random bitch? Kick her the fuck out.
>>680765334
If she wasn't a douchebag about it that would be the right thing, but she sounds like a douchebag. I had a girlfriend just like that, would shame me for wanting sex/threaten breakups over sex discussions and act like it was a chore.
OP, I say go for it if you can honestly (and I mean REALLY honestly) tell yourself this girl has been such a douchebag that you can justify it.
Also, no matter how much you hate her, you're still going to get the guilt swings. You're gonna want to tell her for a few weeks after, but it passes.
>>680764193
I agree with the last part. The female way to get back at this is by calling her a frigid old lady or asking if she's fucking someone else.
>>680747736
High school relationships aren't supposed to last, bro.
>>680747013
>I'm 23 God damn years old. I could be fucking EVERY God damn night of my fucking life.
Then quit talking about it and go do it sperg
>>680749735
And we're taking advice from this guy because....? :P
>>680747013
If ur thinking about cheating shes not the one.
So do whatever
>>680750059
Pretty tempting. Hang in there.
Who even gets that mad at no sex? Sure it sucks, but sometimes a bitch really just doesn't feel like it. And it's probably your fault or a personal thing.
>>680750838
Looks pretty fuckable. Tits?
OP here, this is the most popular thread I think I've ever posted.
Never realized this many people were in this situation.
Thanks to everyone for the oddly sane suggestions.
Good luck, everybody!
Hopefully we all start getting the pussy we deserve! Hahaha.
>>680766294
beta
I'd say she's cheating if she's the same age as you and she doesn't want to have sex, she's too young to be not horny
>>680766438
if youre not getting pussy, someone else is. plain and simple. women dont just lose their sex drive. shes bored of you. youre not doing it for her anymore. women only stop having sex when either A)theyve gotten everything they need from you aka a child, youre money, and a house or B)theyre bored of you, arnt really turned on by you anymore or C) are cheating
>>680747013
>be me
>going to bed with gf
>be horny
>she's not
>start touching her tits and ass saying I want her
>she says to knock it off
>some kissing on the neck - always turns her on
>not this time
>say I'm horny as fuck and I need to cum, so I'm going to masturbate
>whip out my dick and start jerking off still touching her ass with the other hand
>she says I'm being gross
>several minutes later she says I'm annoying her as she can't go to sleep while I'm fapping here
>take her hand, place on my dick, wrap my hand around hers and now I'm practically fapping with her hand
>she's speechless
>say I really need to cum
>she puts effort in it
>one of the best half-assed handjobs I had
>cum all over the place
>touch her pussy and it's not wet
>she says she's sorry but still not horny at all
>kiss
>fall asleep on dirty sheets
Speaking as a guy who's been on the other end, be a little considerate ffs, my last gf wanted to have sex almost every night or more than once a day sometimes, but my sex drive isn't that high, my dick started to ache, couldn't climax etc, lost erections.
If I told her I didn't wanna have sex one night she got really offended and thought I didn't find her hot anymore etc, I just said I don't work like that and need to rest and she would get mad.
My tip is talk with her! Let her know it bothers you and try to see what you can do for her differently so that she'll want to more often. If nothing helps, maybe it's time to find someone else if sex is that important to you.
Try to realize for some people sex isn't the most important part of a relationship, intimacy comes in different shapes also I don't need to pound a girl every single night to feel good with her
>>680747013
I also, not surprisingly, have gone through the same OP.
Used to date a girl I was best friends with in high school. Broke up with her about a year ago after probably 4 months of putting up with her. Constant mood shifts on her part made it impossible find her sexually attractive. Plus she was as vanilla with sex as humanly possible. All it does is eat away at you and youll just regret it in the end. Best break it off and move the fuck on. Trust me, theres nothing worse than being with someone you love, then realising one day that you cant stand the sight of them and the act of sex is in itself a turnoff.
>>680747013
lol cuck
>>680766941
jesus christ how fat are you. you must be in absolute shit shape if you cant get an erection every day
>girlfriend says "we will have sex".
>girlfriend says...
Beta
>>680751740
chimpanzees can't ask for permission dumbass
>>680747013
Why is she tired, did she finish working-
>>680747650
Haha, holy shit. Never mind OP. You need to talk to her, and if it reaches the point you're unable to satisfy eachother's needs it's time to move on.
>>680750838
It's a trap lol. Don't do it until you're single
>>680767064
Normal weight, it's not that I can't get an erection every day but try fucking three times in one day and never lose the erection after a while
>>680765262
alltough i dont like your mentallity, i admit, this advice is based, anon. had a girlfriend and was the best fcking boyfriend ever and banged her also really hard, also not small cock, nice income, much holiday, funny guy, but she still looked around and screwed me over. A german rapper said once
"it doesnt matter what you think, all women are sluts, your girlfriend, your sister, your aunt, your mother. Sluts are sluts, woman who give you a blowjob and dont say thank you".. etc..
good song.
How about breaking up instead of cheating bro
Heres what you do:
Go up to her one last time, tell her "tell me how you really feel", and if she answers with anything other than the fact that she wants to have sex with you, drop kick her in the stomach and tell her to move out.
>>680768019
from your post you seem like an immature asshole probably why your girl went elsewhere
