I worked at Amazon for 2 years.
AMA.
Trips gets an idea for a pretty clever scam that, from my knowledge of working there, should work.
You have my attention
>>680745130
Was it as shitty as everyone says?
What does the scam involve, and how difficult would it be to pull off?
How to scam OP pls
what position did you do?
give a hint of the scam? pls
any tips for ebook purchasing?
ok
>>680745130
I shall roll for you.
>>680746058
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE DONBT LIKE YOUR KIND HERE
Rollerino
Is the scam related to shipping? I think I found a loophole to pay no shipping, but haven't really exploited it, so not sure if they might catch me after trying it a few times.
fuk da corporate machine
ok
>>680745130
I was a picker for a year, worst job ever
reply or your a troll fag.
lying bitch
Scamming for trips,niqqa
rol
... Fuck it! roll
>>680745130
Roll
Sorry, making dinner anons. OP here (confirmed faggot.)
Anyways, no hints for the scam until trips just because hinting would be a giveaway. How easy would it be to pull off? Well, pretty clever. I haven't done it because I quit Amazon to work at a distillery for 2x the pay.
Yes, it was awful.
I worked in Inbound, Outbound. I was a PA (Process Assistant) which means I oversaw a task (a group of associates/warehouse guys do) and make sure we hit the quotas, etc etc. It was pretty alright for low-level management gigs.
OP here
Was a customer service call centre operator, was pretty chill
>>680745130
What did you do nigga
>>680746713
Re roll
gimme somma dat tastey b8
Fuck it, roll
>>680746906
Lying motherfucker.
>>680746927
see 2 posts above.
In inbound I did the receive dock and stowing, after I got fulltime and not a temp I went into Problem Solving (which is basically un-fucking the damage done by the regular workers.)
rowling
OP here (confirmed faggot)
I worked as an admin clerk for over 1 year, then sent through to the complaints department as a processing clerk. This but really suckered, but gained loads of loop holes and flaws in Amazon's systems.
>>680746892
How come One Day Shipping with Prime is only $4? I feel like it costs more to ship something that fast from a warehouse than I pay.
>>680745130
How easily do they detect multiple accounts?
Also what is your scam?
>>680745130
get
>>680745130
rooll
>>680745130
meme
Cmon
>>680747344
so close
Dis
OP here (the real one)
I was actually a delivery driver from my local sorting hub. We were the initial regional distribution centre... So we despatched interest Amazon sites. Amazing what we could get away with really
>>680746892
>>680746906
>>680747174
OP confirmed faggot three times over
roll
also you should just share it with all of us m8
>>680745130
trips get
this will be a trip
>>680747219
I don't think they do.
I've been making new accounts to get prime for months now
this thread is a scam
come on guys! roll on it. i want to scam the shit out of amazon
OP here (confirmed flaming faggot)
Not sure why everyone is copying me. I truly worked for Amazon as a telecommunications engineer. I worked inside the depots and sorting offices, and resolved issues with people phones and radio frequency picking modules
>>680747658
this will be a trip
OP has autism
rolling rolling rolling rawhide!
OH PEE here
I was rolling to what to fap to next in a roll thread
topkek
trips for dicks
>>680747768
now this will be a trip
OP here
bezos used to pay me extra to drink from the toilet
rawling
>>680747734
A scam on /b/, what is 4chan coming to/? For shame OP for shame!
>>680747871
this could be one, but i'm not sure
Rollerino
k e k
trips.get
Rollll
Do they really promote berating employees who suck?
also check my trips out
j.k. rawling
>>680747981
111 get
>>680747145
hey im one of those regular workers and I purposely fuck up that shit just so problem solve will do something other than bullshit all day long
>>680747734
Lmao I remember that raid
check
OP here (confirmed btard faggotron)
I used to work at my local sorting hub, as a maintenance officer. I was in charge of all toilets and cleaning cupboards. I had full access to offices etc
OP was in charge of keeping Jeff Bezos' balls clean
rippity roll
Rol) l
>>680748097
222 gert
>>680745130
i am shamazom's CEO Shug Knight and I wanna know what kind of scam you think your busta ass can get by be
Roll) l
Penis
The scam of sucking your direct superior off for a raise/promotion isn't really a scam OP. It's you being a faggot.
Fuck it
>tripz
>>680748142
And was paid with cumshots to his blue dress
Rolllij
i hate trips
>>680748201
333 get
>>680748208
i am 4chin's CEO le reddit armie
Rolllll
Fuck it Roll
actual OP here, dinner was done.
These were me:
>>680746892
>>680747145
rest are liars.
Anyways. Trips for scam, I'll pay more attention to the thread now.
And to add to this, it requires money upfront.
There's your hint.
Rolllin
so what happened to the real OP? is he still here?
rolly poly
>>680748321
444 maybe
OP how long did it take for you to realize you loved having cock in your mouth whilst working for Amazon?
i give up
Rolllllll
trip
>>680745130
Important roll strats, ask OP a question
so... What were work conditions like?
Act like my question mattered, I don't wanna think of a good question
fucking bullllllllllllllllllllllllshit
rooooll
>>680748453
555 now
Nigger.
>>680745130
You're full of shit
Fucking re roll
666 get
OP please, don't be a whore.
Ez trips
>>680748502
OP here.
Lots of hours. More than half the year was 50+ hours a week, the season from Halloween to the end of January was absolute hell. We'd hire 20 people a week and many would walk out. A few OD'd in the bathrooms, lots of people escorted out with heroin.
I worked in CVG btw, which is in the Northern Kentucky area. Huge heroin epidemic in the 859.
dammit. devils trips comin up
Rol) llll
Check these trips!
666
>>680748576
A bit early there :)
Rollin for 666
i hate jews
Rolling in the deep
OK guys, I'm back. Real OP sorry. I was making my dinner, lovely sausages chips and pass.
I've only actually posted 4 times, the rest were liars.
Anyway, trips gets my secret scam at Amazon. I was human resources manager, working at one of my countries main head offices... So I have allot of juicy gossip from internal affairs etc.
777
Gotta spam replies to get to 777 now
ALLAH KEKBAR
ezpz
777
Come on lucky 7s!
777
>>680745130
When do you think human jobs at amazon will be eliminated?
I ask because I saw how robots do everything in the warehouses now.
and...
Whats the scam?
damn it guys
>>680748826
They do?
>>680748643
Fuck you this isn't even what it's like
Fucking faggot
8888
As the real OP, this thread has gotten out of hand
quads get
just Spam for trips and quads
Dial 999 if you really want the truth.
rollin 4 scam
vape nation
Pls trips anyone.
999 call the doctor
give me the scam
999
999 try
9000 get
Rollin'
OP here. This image is a hint for the scam.
Real OP here (confirmed faggot) sorry I was busy making dinner. Only 3 of the previous posts were actually from me. I worked in accounting. Here's a hint: the scam involves sucking dick.
>>680748826
OP here.
The robots are neat, but yes and no. They elminate the jobs of pickers to a degree, but not enough at the moment to erase the jobs. As well, managing and repairing the little fuckers requires a lot of team and energy, which requires techs to be hired to babysit them.
Watching them move is pretty cool, a local building called CVG7 uses them. I remember watching them wishing I were high, it's a bit mesmerizing.
he's full of shit
The real genuinely totally honest OP here. I worked at Amazon, ask me anything
>>680749003
>>680749004
>>680749007
so close :((
Rolllllllll?
111
Please enjoy this roll.
Ok real OP here
I was the head coordinator for the bug/exploit research and a few of them are not fixable and one of them is not only doable but can't backfire or be traced back
111 get
comeon
Rollll
Rooolljdjdj
Rolly polly olly
gimme that scam fam
No scam for us. No trips get
>>680749110
FUCKING NIGGER
222 get
Rollin 222
222 get scam
fff
>>680749039
>>680748643
>>680748390
I'm right here guys. Any more questions?
Rodd
222
>>680745130
rolling but i suspect this thread will turn into cancer and op will reveal himself to be a faggit.
Gotta scroll to roll
302 get!
333
j.k. rolling
333
>>680749250
Actual OP here. I'll do two sets of dubs. Fuck it, I don't wanna sit here for an hour.
I want this more than the Amazon secret.
Trips
First reply suggest what i should drink
333
>>680749332
Fuck
>444
Get
>>680749332
Close nigger
>>680749110
You had one job
rickroll
>>680749363
no need. I'm about to roll 444
Real Op here. You all suck. I'm rolling trips and taking away your scan offer because you're all fucking losers that don't deserve it. Now If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch my wife get nigger fucked.
444 get
444
444
444
>>680749332
so close
444
Real OP here, sorry was making diner, so this amazon glitch is the only way to make money off the company without buying or selling anything!
OP Here
Check em'
555
555 winrar
555
Remember that one time I hit the 555 trips and got the Amazon scam?
>>680749384
>>680749555
too early. I'll meke /b proud
gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme those trips i desire, UH
Dubs, a dub a dub.
and...
Nor of bees
Did someone say trips? Not with my luck lmao
how was dealing with the returns?
555 get
OP, how long did it take you to complete your custodial duties? Did you have to bring your own mop?
666
goddammit roll
666
Huffing tub by
Rollerino
666 scammed
jew
Keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
Worst trips bread ever
never going to give you up
666 all day
666
thanks bud
666 get
its easy to scam amazon anyone that doesn't know is retarded.
>>680749622
Mop was supplied, it was a vileda
>>680749667
FUCK
Come on lucky 7's
leonard cohen is next
Get 777
For the /b/ros!
666
>>680749363
just take this set of trips
I HAVE THE POWER!
777 got
getter
777?
777
777 get
Rell!
Rolling again
Pls
LE
Rdd
777
777
I love my mom's huge fat tits
>>680749777
>>680749777
>>680749777
winnnnnnrar
>>680749777
fuck finally
Rrrrrrooooollĺ
>>680749777
Yay
>>680749777
winrar
so many ops
>>680749777
Winrar
>>680749777
Hahaha
>>680749777
GETGETGETGETGETGET
>>680749667
Fml
>>680749777
Winrar!
888
>>680749777
YES
>>680749777
Right Amazon fucker, delivery
>>680749777
Fukn winrar
>>680749777
WINRAR!!!!
8's
check em you fags
>>680749777
Win
we have a winner
>>680749740
I know man
Real OP here.
>>680749600
Customer returns was alright. Slow paced but manageable, hectic right after Christmas due to all the returned items.
>>680749622
Janitors were third party and not run/paid by Amazon. They were also all Mexican.
These are the double dubs. Scam reveal in next post.
>>680749777
And just like Amazon, OP won't deliver
777
How the fuck
999 for funsies?
The secret is easy: Buy Amazon Prime and get free 2 day shipping on most items and 1 day shipping on others!
>>680749777
Finalllyyyyyy
>>680749777
FINALLY
i bet there is no amazon scam! DEEZ NUTS
>>680749878
OP will send a drone for delivery. He's too busy sucking cock at the moment.
>>680749997
FUCKING SO CLOSE IM SO MAD
>inb4 OPs a faggot
>>680749777
>>680749940
So what's the secret?
I am real OP, I worked in the Amazon for years. Chopping down trees and catching monkeys mostly.
>>680750000
yeeaaa
>>680750000
lmao quads too bad
>>680750005
Go to bed sebas
Rolling for that scam my nigga
>>680750000
Chekt
>>680750000
Boom!
>>680750000
nice rawl
>>680750000
Checked quads mate
Suck it
>>680750000
Witnessed
The scam is that if your rub Bezo's balls he gives you one-day delivery on your next order
Op here. Quads cancels previous trips
Reroll
Op must deliver
>>680749667
So close
>>680749940
Alright, this is the idea here. Amazon's returns are fast paced and don't really focus on checking anything aside from "Can we re-sell this?" So don't do electronics. Pick a Rolex, Oakleys, some designer name thing. Find a fake variant off the internet for 1/10 the cost. Buy the real item off Amazon, take it, swap the fake for the real, and return. The HRV (High Retail/Risk Value) items are specially managed by one person who has too much shit to do and they usually just get spam-added in and not checked, even though the average person has 0 idea to verify it's real. Take the real item and pawn it/sell it as well as your refund.
OP delivered, fuck off.
op never deivers
Now this is how you get trips
>>680749777
My email is [email protected] send me dem secrets boi ;)
Fucks sake, come on op
Op deliver
>>680750000
Oh shit I got quads praising the trips. OP has to deliver now. I faked op responses for lulz but now that bitch has to pay up
>>680750000
Surely OP with delivar.
>>680749922
Got the dub dubs too
Any second now OP will deliver
>>680750258
Worst thread ever
>>680750350
See here >>680750258
>>680750258
This probably happens alot
>>680750258
as someone who sells through FBA, fucking kill yourself
>>680750258
Niiiiiiiice
>>680750258
>>680750258
Op... Go back to your furry thread you fucking lame prick
>>680750417
HRV doesn't sell a lot. It gets designated to one person who has to do it every few days or when it gets out of hand, so it really doesn't.
On the other hand, some of these people spend $10,000 on watches and return it because they didn't like it. Fucking rich people.
>>680750258
Not doing that shit nigger. More subtle/less risk would be nice. People have been busted doing similar shit at retail stores. Thanks for nothing. Kill oneself.
OP Deliver, rolling for them trips
>>680750258
My trips have been wasted. Fuck this thread. Also if this is trips OP kill yourself faggot
>>680750258
As always
"OP" is a massive cock sucking faggot
>>680750679
Fuck man. Where you been?
>>680750258
This is pretty risky. Fuck this up due to any number of random occurrences far beyond your control and you're out the price of the item and your account get closed. Worse case is that they come after you for stealing shit. A decent idea but really risky.
>>680750258
Wow I waited around for this shit. Everyone knows this. It works for any store. I broke the analog's on one of my xbox controllers the other day and bought a similar one from the store, did a faceplate swap and returned it the same day. No one checks properly especially the immigrant workers.
I'm sorry you guys don't seem to like it. I tried.
OP's gonna an hero now, sage this thread.
