New describe books poorly. Last one hit limit.
>games allowed too
>want a live animal
>only have a shitty robot sheep
>kill cyborgs for cash
>buy a goat
>cyborg bitch pushes my goat off the top of my building
>>680743396
>work with psychics
>go to moon
>boss dies and we survive
>boss survives and we are dead
Easy one:
>He is a monkey.
>He is also a king.
Stephen king
>bad dog
Stephen king
>bad car
>>680743207
>Retarded guy gets released from institute
>Meets boy
>Becomes best friends
>Kills boys evil step father
>Kid is happy
I dare you to guess. Anyone who guess right, I will consider a true connoisseur of films.
Stephen king
>bad fangirl
Stephen king
>bad 2nd selectman
>Goes into tomb
>turns out never went into tomb
>his name is in the tomb
Stephen king
>bad clown
>>680744543
Slingblade
Stephen king
>bad virus
>>680744772
I like you.
Stephen king
>bad wife
Stephen king
>bad hotel
>>680744823
Cell?
>>680743207
>hides in a toilet tank
>destroys aliens
>the end
>>680744861
Hmm. Why don't i know this?
Rose Madder?
>>680744543
Sling blade
>>680744857
Well I do like me some french fried potaters 'n mustard, mh'hm.
>>680744906
Good guess, but no.
>M-O-O-N
>>680745062
Ender's Shadow
>Poacher
>Archer
>Particepate in a huge famous battle
Stephen king
>bad aliens
Stephen King
>bad hotel room
>>680745271
Tommyknockers
>>680745218
yee
>>680745179
That spells The Stand
Stephen king
>bad library official
>>680745443
Yes Tom.
>Detective
>Cheating wives gets killed
>Fucking snow
>>680744861
Nuther hint plox
>shit hit the fan, but its cool
>gypsy life
>gather shit in ur travels
>slay many men
>kill wild beasts
>roof caves in on you and you die
Stephen King
>bad "secret electricity"
>>680744823
This is The Stand ain't it?
Stephen king
>bad handcuffs
>>680746004
Yeeees
>>680744660
The Tomb by H.P. Lovecraft
>>680746091
Misery
>>680745154
I also like you
>>680745162
And you
>>680745077
>>680745383
Yar
>>680743207
>fucked up indian family
>british cousin drowns
>mom has an affair
>the punchline is wincest because grief
>>680746209
No.
>It started off as a "game."
>>680746091
Liseys story
>>680746205
aylmao congratz, you get one shekel
>>680746651
Nope.
>Husband and wife
>cabin
>doggo
>space cowboy
>>680746498
That was bad husband tho m8. Rosie Real ain't do nuffin to noone. That spider bitch done did it.
>druggie turned Shadowrunner
>Be an orphan
>Kidnapped and forced to play with sticks for a few hours
>Search for random objects to kill a dude because of your birthday
Stephen king short story
>dig hole
>wait for car
>>680744348
Donkey Kong
>>680746881
Fock I meant geralds game
>>680744142
2001 a space oddyssey?
>>680747198
Stephen King Short Story (SSSS)
>car
>eats people
>flies away
>>680747359
Yeeeeeeeeeesssss
>>680747384
Skss
>kidnap kid
>old dude jumps on my van
>oh shit, vampires
>>680745220
Hungar games you fuck
>>680747071
Yeah really rosie the big deal dindu nuffin
You right
>>680747588
Skss
>punk kid tries to jack my wheels
>novelty toy takes a bite out of crime
>>680747382
nope
>>680747794
Skss
>a folding machine
>nom nom people
>>680747980
Skss
>a monkey
>>680748046
Skss
>fugly bat peeps in the city
>only some can see them
>secret meeting betrayal
>hunt the batmen
>>680747290
No, it is a book.
>>680748268
Skss
>pic related.
>SOMEBODY TALK TO ME!
I'd be surprised if anyone gets this, but with what you're getting here, it's possible
>kids mother gets kidnapped
>Frankenstein
>vampires
>vampire chick love interest
>kill boss vampire to rescue mother
>mother is now vampire
>Frankie is RIP
It's a book, btw
>>680743207
>oh shit what's wrong with him?
>oh shit I can't control this
>oh shit i ate the wrong thing
>now i'm sick
>at least I have this thing to help me out
>fuck moose btw
>fuck tornadoes too
>like in an abusive relationship, I'll be back
>>680747105
it's hairy potter
Last one
Stephen King
>2 life sentences for each lover
>>680749205
Jesus Christ... How did that occur to you...?
>>680749341
You are not as clever as you think...
>nothing personal, kid.
>weird dystopian city
> people only see in grey
>boy learns about color red
>dad kills baby
> old man touches boy
>has visions
>>680749462
>>680748964
Hatchet, fucking good read
>>680743207
>Hot girl's sister gets killed
>Hot girl travels overseas to find out why
>Hot girl gets raped by sex monsters
>>680750217
yeah you got it m8
>is thought of being retard
>he isnt a retard
>sees his love dead
>is retarded
Its a book
>>680749893
The Giver?
>>680749893
The Giver
>>680747085
Anyone get this? I gues I should add:
>1337 |-|/-\X0R
>fucked up guy rapes girls n shit
>law guy tries to help fucked up guy
>fucked up guy jerks off in an alleyway
>fucked up guy gets his door kicked in by the police
>law guy helps fucked up guy
>fucked up guy almost immediately gets his head blown off
>series starts with kid getting raped
>series ends with kid killing a lot of shit, then almost getting killed, then getting saved by a guy who can turn part bird, then looking at all the pretty flowers from his dead wife
>literally dishonored + assassins creed + game of thrones + any edgy teen novel combined
>>680751964
Night angel trilogy?
>Kid goes hiking through desert.
>Gets struck by lightning and transported to another world.
>Fights animals
>Eats bugs
>Meets people from the other world.
>Joins them for a while
>gets captured by another kind of people.
>Learns there language.
>Makes improvised gunpowder
>Learns he didn't go to another world but is just in the far future.
>Fights a battle then gets hit by lightning again and transported back to his own time in a mall.
>be a cat
>live too long
Aint no one figuring this out
>>680752157
Yep
And i really hated that shit ending, so much potential ruined in like 20 pages
>be a kid
>companions are old man and homeless girl
>make a belt
>>680752235
I read this book but forgot the name its fucking killing me
>>680752484
Is that some time cat?
>>680752646
haha
I'll never tell you.
SUFFER
>>680744348
Madagascar
>>680752500
Personally i liked it though i wouldnt read any fantasy now, singing part was shit, checked
>>680752741
Nah. Series is long running. Its really just my personal opinion but hes like the MC for 3/4 the series.
>be cat
>have massive family
>dont eat owner when she dies
>the penguin becomes new owner
>turns cats into toys
>learn cat kung fu
>have man problem? Get a dog.
Guy has to run around a big city trying to find out why two people's hearts exploded while they were boning.
Fights big scorpion with an elevator.
Fights more scorpions at the end.
>>680753328
Souper man of Steam?
>go to fucked up school
>turn teacher into apple
>kid is rat and coats
>everyone is retarded, all the time.
Fight a weird guy in his snail submarine.
He sinks my ship but welcomes me as a guest. Learn to walk under water.
Eat little squids.
Fight big squid.
>Run down some fuckers in my stolen Benz.
>Kermit Frog
>Poisoned hamburger
>mommy noooo!
>aloha snackbar concert
>happy slapper
>1st in the trilogy
>many cats
>4 biomes
>prophecy
>politics
>fight
>>680753758
You wouldnt fight the big squid if you didnt eat the little squids. Pick on someone your own size fgt
>graphic novel about 2 kids who make the authors graphic novel.
>one of them ends up gay cuz current year.
>Parents left me at the grand canyon as a kid
>janitor at a radio station
>Now I am grown up retelling my life story over the radio
>cosmic eminent domain
>broken brain
>supercomputer
>>680753921
Firestar lived too long and thats literally the only reason im upset in >>680752484
I get 9 lives but no, fucker should be graying. Bramblestar wasnt a thing until after i stopped caring. Double upsetti.
>i'm a murderer
>the worst these worlds will see
>fuck my parents wanting whats best for me
>ima live innawoods lol
>#firstworldwhitekidrunsaway
>canoe is fucked
>tent is fucked
>food is fucked
>meet some bitch
>teach me how to hide from society
>she gets caught cuz im a dumbass
>mai waifu dies
>lose to fingers going home
>be a janitor and disappoint parents.
>>680743207
>Need to get a necklace from the bottom of a dungeon
>Start out super weak
>Keep on dying
>It's different everytime
>steal Rothstein moleskins
>hide em
>go to jail
>kid finds em; keeps em
>get out of jail
>shoot him mum
>fire in the Rec
>2nd in trilogy
>>680753862
minecraft story mode?
>>680744403
Cujo
>>680744478
Carrie
Ez pz
>fuckin tentacle monsters
>>680744348
Curious George
>6 year old
>has no friends
>plays with stuffed animal
>hijinks ensue
>insert character
>spooky shit
>open ending
>be me
>go to an art gallery
>think its gonna be fine
>nope.avi
>it's like future and shit
>Big galactic war
>Dude can look like other people, secret agent for one faction
>gets royally fucked in every possible way
>still nearly completes his mission
>fucked at the last second by agents of his own side who don't know who he is
>downer ending, turns out an enemy agent could've fried him at any time but thought they could recruit him
>it was all entirely pointless
>>680744645
Under the Dome
>>680744720
It
>>680744873
The Shining
>>680745220
Bhagavad Gita
>>680754829
Stephen King ruled out. Always definite endings.
>>680754969
My nigga.
>>680755006
Its a kids series of books. Theres like 140+
>>680754700
Correct
>crash on nigger island
>niggers rape mah kid
>kill and eat niggers
>niggers wont stop fucking with me
>FedUp.jpg
>Niggers think it funny to beat my ass and throw me in a whole
>I hate these niggers
>>680755177
What can I say? I love me some SK.
>also checked
>>680755271
Actually, nvm. 2nd one is wrong.
>manga
>planet of the niggers
>>680755333
>Checked
Also, The Forest?
>go on survival trip to another planet
>oh fuck they left us
>start a colony with rest of class
>>680755333
>hole
sorry. also, dem trips.
>>680744567
Misery
>>680755463
yeah. I made it too easy, but I'm sick of these nigs
>>680755397
O really? Did you read any of his short stories? I'll quiz the shit out of you rn familio
>>680754059
Joe dirt
>>680755596
Yeees
>>680744567
Misery
>the jews did it
>black goo and time travel shit
>space conspiracies
>occurs on planets that arent earth
>paradox shit
>fuck if I know, I only read the book to save my 3DS energy
>did i mention it happens mostly in space?
>3DS games? Fantasy life is good
>but i mostly make femboy characters and then squee over cuteness
>i just beat pokemon blue
>that was fun
>i started back into between workds
>cant beat mega pig in lorule castle
>>680755766
checked. 9/11?
>>680755721
That's the one.
>>680754920
Ib?
>>680752235
crappp, I know this book, its by the same faggot who wrote all those teen survival books where people get stranded in the wilderness.
Didn't it end with him and some friends going back there on accident?
>>680755917
Yes, but I was thinking of a book. If we were doing events we'd be here a long time
1.
>the avenger
>actually an autist
>teen drama
>high school english story.
2.
>4 different stories
>school shooting
>>680756108
schindler's list
>>680756108
We all fall down is a book on 9/11 bout a kid and his dad escaping the fall.
>>680754591
shattered pixel dungeon
or just pixel dungeon
I've been playing shattered
Stephen King
>restaurant rabbit hole
>Sadie
>got mah ass kicked for winning too many bets
>fucked with the strings too much
>have to reset everything
>>680754751
Calvin and Hobbes
>autist brother kills girl so we put him down.
>>680744348
I am Legend
>>680756039
Yes
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Here, have this Hitler
>The dog dies
>Feels
>el fin
>>680755483
Tunnel in the sky
>>680756571
Old yeller?
>>680756488
checked. of mice and men?
>be kid from america on vacation
>go on hike
>end up in other world
>crazy old lady in a cave makes you old and gives you a bow
>do it with a green lady
>kill dragons and shit
>never go back
>>680756711
Yes.
>>680756137
19 minutes
>>680756696
nope. good guess though/
>>680743207
Dante's Inferno
>>680756711
check on a check. check check.
>>680756354
Nah, here's a hint: it's old.
>>680756095
>>680752235
TRANSALL SAGA
>wizard
>does wizard things
>other wizards mad
>pop culture references
>angsty teen is angsty
>the end
>>680756660
Ye.
>was it a dream
>or a memory
>conspiracy
>>680757123
These kids have never heard the term "roguelike" much less know of the game that popularized it.
These non-hackers get no internets.
>>680757170
harry potter
>>680757279
>have giant pet monster
>it's actually a princess
>3000 years old guy and a computer trying to save a planet
>>680757376
No.
>>680751088
The matrix
>>680757123
NetHack?
>>680757323
I'll let him pass on this one, Pixel Dungeon has the exact same goal
>>680757313
come on fags, this is so easy, do you need a hint?
>>680757585
Yeah.
>>680757323
People haven't heard of rogue or nethack?
I mean I've never played them but I know the origin of the term.
>>680757456
I dunno.
>>680757588
Because it's literally one of a billion attempts to give the same game a GUI?
>>680757609
fuck it. it's total recall. fuck you, fuck everyone. fuck.
>>680757221
I thought this would be easy
>>680757719
>get spacesuit
>travel
>>680743207
>future cuck
>tries to take out a stacy
>fails
>they end up taking a sandnigger home
>sandnigger kills himself in the end
>>680757798
twilight. fuck i hate myself for knowing that.
>old guy tells me to walk across the known world barefooted
>ok
>>680757896
Wrong actually
>>680757836
Have spacesuit-- will travel
>>680757947
thank god
>>680743207
>fucking move, shit sucks
>new place, new feelings
>meet a grill
>fuck a bitch
>we live happily ever after
>THE END
>>680757650
It's not call of battleduty.
It doesn't even have graphics.
The average /b/tard is 14 years old.
>I'm an inventor and painter
>I've got a long beard
>always look grumpy
>book is about my journals
>>680757971
>build rocket
>go to the moon
>fight nazis
>nigger
>nigger
>nigger
>nigger
>dicaprio dies
>rich guy in tank
>afraid of kill
>makes personal internet for immortal
>also rapist
>he crazy
>>680758154
Rocket ship galileo
>>680757971
>be android
>get raped
>get rejected by family
>acquire new family
>predict the next great plague
>mercenary historian
>company takes contract with evil
>fall in love with lady in charge
>kill shit and eventually desert
>spend years in a desert from another world fighting her
>make up and kill her husband with her
>boy appears from sky
>is bad
>head hits floor
>is good
>meets girl
>gets a cloud
>gets long pole
>>680757732
>4 character classes (Warrior, Mage, Rogue & Huntress)
>25 randomly generated levels (sewers, abandoned prison, caves, dwarven metropolis & demon halls)
It's certainly a different game.
>>680758560
At least name a game.
>Damn, out of the 4 cards here this one is presidential material.
>>680758213
django unchained
>>680758560
Yu Yu Hakusailor Ball Z
>>680743207
>niggas be watchin
>start bangin a bitch
>niggas catch ya
>now you a spyin nigga too
>>680758560
You missed the part where he slapped her pussy a few times then yanked her panties off and panicked at her lack of balls, lending some unfortunate implications to the time he spent with the old man who found him.
>>680758475
Oh god.
The Black Company.
Nearly forgot about that twisted mindfuck of a series.
>>680759305
Yup, some of my favorite books there
You should read his instrumentalities of the night
>everyone in the village the main character grows up in has telekinetic powers.
>one day a flood wrecks the village
>dad gets crushed by falling boulder
>grow up to use powers to stop a bunch of people trying to cause an apocalypse
>turns out they're trying to stop it too
>>680759830
never read it but it sounds dope what is it?
>>680759960
not a book.
it's a vidyagame
>learn magic powers from dad but dont know he is dad
>he dies
>figure out he's my dad
>want to fuck elf bitch
>fire
>utopia
>sex
>???
>new story arc
>undeveloped swine adapts to sex paradise utopia
>an hero
>the end
>>680760232
Dresden? He learns from his uncle and grandpa not his dad.
>>680760232
One of the Eragon books?
>>680755766
Mein Kampf?
>Sell real estate to a dead guy
>He fucking drinks people
>So we kill him
>>680760602
yepyepyep
>can't find job
>best friend is autist
>niggers
>fight
>???
>kill autistic friend for keks
>classic
>>680760838
the flinstones movie
>>680760155
herbie rides again
>be friends with European car who is an author for book
>everything destroyed except friend
>hitchhike alot
>???
>eventually end up where you started except you got with it this time
>>680761243
Thanks for all the fish?
>>680761571
Yeah, was referencing series as a whole but yeah
Last book was best anyway imo
>get a new planet
>sand
>sell drugs
>niggers tryna sabotage you
>become mohammed of the sand niggers
>take over everything
>Watch out, you'll be killed without light!
>>680761825
The Holy Bible.
>>680762010
nah, pretty sure jesus did sell drugs, think future
>>680762010
Dune
>>680762111
Nice trips.
>>680762358
yes
>nigger rapes and kills kids
>actually jesus
>>680762525
Qu'ran
>>680760323
bnw
>>680743207
>Three Bros
>Bound by fate
>Chosen one
>Lucky one
>In all ways but physical I am a wolf one
>Everything is string
>Population salty about magic being real
>3 friends, 2 are related in a way
>2 dudes 1 grill
>dude nearly fucks grill
>drifter
>has no bank account
>only uses pocket cash
>manlet played him in the movie
>>680760838
Of Mice and Men
>>680744478
christine
>wilderness
>small axe
>>680763761
hatchet
god that was easy
>>680763761
Lord Of The Rings?
>>680763865
righto
>confessor
>seeker
>wizzard
>>680764307
>wizzard
Small Gods?
>get shipped off to space war to fight aliens
>fight aliens
>come back all your friends are dead
>everyone becoming faggots
>go back to war because better than faggots
>come back and literally everyone is a faggot now
>go back to space war
>come back
>everyone a clone now
>medieval monks go Sherlock and doctor watson
>the blind guy did it
>>680764817
The Name of the Rose
Me Gusta
>>680745337
its like 1481 or thereabouts... its a 1400 number
>Gerarld Butler tries to kill my boyfriend
>have to marry Gerard butler
>pretty sure Gerard butler has pink eye
>>680745496
Library Policeman... Good Ol Sam Peebles
>>680764817
>>680747384
Mile 31
>>680748583
Those goddamn low men, amirte?
>Grandma is evil or some shit
>Parents are gone most of the time, only my uncle's around.
>Paintings and photos
>>680753862
Mister Mercedes
Not gonna lie, im decimating the King ones
>dude has tiny penis
>penis cut off
>get prosthetic penises
>goes on epic sex quest to acquire god's penis
>trades it for original tiny penis.
>>680744543
Slingblade I love this fucking movie
>>680765999
Nice trips niggabut u talking bout a porno?
>>680765999
nice trips and you've piqued my interest
>>680747290
10/10 guess
>>680756388
11/22/63
JFK book, right? Hulu made it a show
>>680750271
The Fever Series and I hate you for making me admit it.
>>680751380
Is this To Kill A Mockingbird?
>>680766092
>>680766146
It's a book.
It contains the line:
"What's this shit in my ass?
The author is well known and has dozens of bestsellers.
>>680765472
More hints
>female performers as lead
>based in france
>Orphan
>Am Now Archer
>Fight monster things
>Years later
>Wife who was orphan I grew up with killed in fire after saving child
>Depressed
>Go after gang that killed her
>Princess is my apprentice
>Kidnappers
>Kill Em
>Leader is man who started fire
>Man falls into bonfire he made
>Princess hit by Javelin by man before he dies
>Survives
>HappyEnd
>>680766661
Off by one
>>680744348
Journey to the west
>>680766661
5 off from den quints
>>680744478
Misery
Theres that baby but he wasn't very well and the boy didn't like wasps but it's alright because he's not a boy anymore
>Boom
>Ice
>Radiation
>Revenge
>Boom
>>680766929
Burning the ice?
Bump
>>680766661
couldn't be the witcher could it?
>>680744348
Was King Kong a book?
