I shit in public busses
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I shit in public busses
wait
how they fuck are you getting these from facebook
>>680732811
I follow furry shit :3
>>680732960
on facebook???
>>680733164
Yep
>>680733164
the filename
>>680733430
nvm im autistic
>>680733475
Yes u are
>>680733645
Atleast im not a camwhore :^)
>>680733709
Why not?
welp we got ourselves a showoff
>>680734007
I'm just insecure so I seek recognition online
well, aren't you just the coolest person?
>>680734287
>recognition
Like, you didnt even use it correctly
>>680733645
What the fuck is that - eat something
-kuma
A little slow tonight, ain't it?
>>680734964
I weigh 195lbs :3
wahtever
>>680733645
I think I remember you. Collar "girl"? With that black collar and bell?
Dom.
got ballgags?
alastor~
How are you?
>>680735714
Love that one.
i am well, the day has been good to me, but still i yearn for purpose in this disinterested universe
>>680735679
Nope this is my collar
more importantly, how are YOU?
i gotta go to the grocerry store with my mommy keep this thread alive
>>680735350
how tall?
>>680736041
Glhf
>>680735912
>>680736145
iwty
>>680736114
5' 11"
>>680736000
Then that wasn't you. Dude was playing with some ice and stuff. I wasn't into furry back then and it wouldn't surprise me at all to meet him here.
Nonetheless, hawt af!
>>680736249
That one not so much.
why boner?
>>680736423
because fur is sexy as fuck
>>680736418
>>680736387
Ty c:
>>680736768
show me your ass hole, you fucking freak
>>680735137
It certainly is slow.
>>680736763
Oh now you're talking.
>>680736860
Y plis
>>680737134
you already showed me the rest of you and some of your sex toys, just finish the deal
>>680736870
:3
>>680737211
Nu my bum is for bf only :p
>>680737307
Why won't you talk to me?
>>680737434
why do you keep posting
i wanna cuddle
>>680736698
no its supposed to be gross...
>>680737517
'nu muh but :P is only 4 my bf :))))) rawr'
>>680737544
cuddle with your dubs
Dom, stop trying to coerce people into posting disgusting things
>>680737461
Hello.
I am known as Kuma.
Old old lurker/poster.
What shall we talk about?
>>680737434
not that anon but I'd lick every part of you. You look real smooth and cuddly. Neat!
You guys are boring.
Time to go back to playing Yuusha.
>>680737765
Why have you not killed yourself yet?
>>680737434
whatever
>>680737762
i just want him to stop pretending he isn't an internet whore
>>680737517
Cause gains bro
oh hey kuma, you weren't codex were you? or was it something else, i can't remember
you posted brother bear?
>>680737883
Disgusting.
>>680737665
and in english?
>>680737883
but you're not 'gaining' anything
>>680737765
I'm thinking alcohol. Do or don't?
>>680737665
my dubs will never truly love me
>>680737859
I would rather him pretend than be subjected to a thumbnail of what you are requesting.
>>680737834
I do liek cuddle
>>680737985
'Im autistic'
>>680738073
not with rolls like that
>>680738087
i harbor too much venom to take softer road
>>680732448
i used to fuck a chick I met on a public bus
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680738164
now that makes way more sense
>>680738168
Did someone say Venom?
>>680738168
Ignoring them tends to make them go away faster.
>>680738271
yes
>>680738283
other people were responding to him, or i would have
>>680738271
>real cigar
>>680738406
You clearly have more patience than I for that sort of thing then.
>>680738461
I didn't make the gif
Some faggot forgot venom doesn't smoke real cigars unless it's his birthday.
>>680738762
th-thanks you too
>>680738817
It was not met as a compliment, more a neutral statement.
>>680738978
i think it is good to be patient
brb game
>>680738811
I figured you didn't make it, I was just commenting on the retarded creator making it wrong
I am okay as well.
I have developed a greater appreciation for Kayle's balanced skills.
Also I have finals soon.
>>680739026
to a point
>>680736000
This is where you had most gains. the rest are just twinkish.
>>680737854
Because I have a boyfriend
>>680737912
Always Kuma. I possibly posted brother bear, i dunno
>>680738014
Do it.
>>680736423
My friend just tried to call me 3 times, left a voice mail and all he said was he wanted to make "Dank memes"
I think he's drunk/high
>>680739510
Really?
>>680735714
nice one
Night guis
>>680739416
You should try it sometime.
You can do it together
>>680739724
Yes
>>680737883
Git gud
>>680739795
Night cutie!
>>680739848
BRB PD2 game
>>680739795
hope you never wake up <3
>>680740065
Same c:
>>680739818
https://youtu.be/sAccm7xUH38
>>680740065
Why do y'all hate on that guy? I don't frequent these threads often so I don't get it
>>680740424
Haters gon hate
>>680740220
glad we have that in common
>>680740424
>camwhore
>>680740424
My understanding is that he wouldn't show butt.
>>680740595
Ima regular whore with a camera
>>680740828
what's the difference
>>680740927
A team of experts is still working that out
>>680740665
In that case, hate on. Too bad, looks like he'd have a nice one
by sinuses hurt
>>680741194
You been diving?
>>680740828
A regular camera with a whore, but without butt
>>680741194
Take something
>>680741194
why?
>>680741126
>>680741331
I have literally been here for years. Yet they still keep trying to ban me.
>>680741291
Nah, spring has sprung and my allergies let me know it
I'm all outta blow though
>>680741356
Hey dude!
>>680741469
Uh-uh, nice one indeed!
>>680741575
How are ya?
>>680732448
What's the point of chaining someones dick to their head?
>>680741546
Why would you continuously tail something to /dev/null tho?
>>680739231
what's wrong with kayle?
>>680739263
what is the maximum efficacy for patience?
>>680741839
So they can't struggle without hurting themselves
>>680741853
Because I am Devnull.
>>680741917
I am not sure
>>680741793
Stuffy head aside, doing well. How about you?
>>680742062
Ah yeah, makes sense.
>>680742122
got antihistamines?
I'm alright, nothing exciting going on at the moment
>>680742189
Maybe too much sense
>>680742346
Deep...
>>680742243
Nah, they're all expired. I'll beat this though.
Nothing great happening here either, hence 4chan
>>680742506
got coffee?
well, I'm technically doing a chemistry assignment at the moment, but it's so awful
I took a piss on the stairs of the state capital building once
>>680742674
I might make some decaf. Got an early-ish morning tomorrow
>>680743163
early-ish? what time? and what for?
>>680743212
I gotta be at work around 8 so I have to leave at 7 so I get up around 5:30
>>680743443
gross, do you have to do that often?
>>680743597
Only when I work Saturdays, so, yes
>>680743701
how awful
Bump
Sup homos, I'm back
>>680743443
The fuck, I'd get up at 6:40 or something
I'm hungry
>>680743885
Well, I like to eat so I gotta work. At least I get to just wrench on bikes for an hour without customers/phonecalls
>>680744150
Hey big 'un
>>680744208
I have to be all domestic before I go.
>>680744391
>I have to be all domestic before I go.
Damn, sucks dude
>>680744323
Go make some pho
>>680744527
I don't know what that is
>>680744170
>>680744323
>>680744391
Hello all. still on Payday 2
>>680744685
okay then.
Why dont I get a hello? :(
>>680744391
eh, at least it's easy work
Enough with that disgusting boxer brief garbage.
Needs more panties.
>>680744685
Sounds fun
>>680744788
Vietnamese rice noodles with beef flank
>>680744793
Hello
>>680744663
it's a soup, you cook raw meat in while you eat it.
It's very nice.
>>680744788
i died, no more doctors bags to use
some cunt wasted them.
>>680744896
This is a nice butt.
>>680744509
It's fine. I'll have dinner waiting for me when I get home this way
>>680744793
It's happy work for sure
>>680744999
nice trips
how are you?
>>680744896
I have to wear boxers.
Too much to fit into whitey tighties.
>>680744999
Sounds good.
>>680744999
Pho is the best
boxers hurt my dick
i need to wear nut huggers
bros before duz
>>680741917
Oh, nothing.
I played her for the first time and won two games in a row.
She is crazy good top.
>>680745051
I'm glad you think so.
>>680745080
I just don't like masculine underwear. I wear panties. They're the best.
>>680745302
you think she is crazy good because she shoves effectively at range.
FUR FAGS!
Hey!
>>680745379
Fuck me this bed is built for two.
>>680745399
Yeah. Bullying basically any champ out of exp range is very satisfying.
Also I am trying to get good at Jinx.
gay butts
>>680745173
It's so good and so cheap I love it, but I still prefer Korean bbq over pho
>>680745080
Damn right it's good
>>680745054
I'm doing pretty good, went to a Thai restaurant with some friends. Got myself a nice plate of pad thai. How're you doing?
>>680745586
What did you do with Snarf?
>>680733926
your harvest ?
anyone have any tips for getting used to toys that feel too long?
>>680745616
wat? owo
>>680745895
Idk
He dropped me off home 30 min ago
Why?
>>680745895
I would eat it all the time, but bulk beans, rice and chicken are so much cheaper!
>>680746002
Go slow
>>680746002
more lube, just keep sticking it up there. Try not to be Mr. Hands 2.0
>>680746044
I'm just saying there's plenty of room.
>>680745053
that's good, at least you're not waking up early for work you hate
>>680745895
never had that before, looks nice though if that was what was in your picture
not much, just working on a chemistry assignment, fighting the urge to play DS3 instead
Dev secretly wants the position of Hands 2.0 to himself, that is why he advises against it.
>>680746367
Nah, I love it.
>>680746274
But perhaps you may also be suggesting that the two of us lay down in said bed?
>>680746495
Well that's an option, but I'd need a couple of drinks first.
>>680746050
Hunnibuns, new Patton Oswalt special on Netflix.
>>680746222
Chicken.
>>680745895
Frank.
>>680746222
I tried, but it just seems to stop and I can't really get it any further
>>680746266
You really don't need much bad dragon lube for it, hell it makes the width easy to take but the length was a bit too much. I could only get halfway down the medium kelvin I got today.
>>680746050
Just wondering
>>680746367
Nah, that showing luc what pho was.
>>680746222
Not sure if I could live off pho
>>680733645
So sexy I would eat your ass tho
>>680746639
If you're gonna drink, I'm suddenly uninterested in the whole thing.
>>680746917
Suit yourself.
>>680746814
I might have had it. I don't remember.
Use to be a noodle shop here in town but they quickly went out of business. Had amazing egg rolls though.
>>680746490
that's good, what time is there anyway?
>>680746814
then I have no idea what it is
>>680746044
My bulge is a thing now. Pics like that always get me.
>>680746732
>>680746732
What it do?
>>680746800
That just might be it for you. Don't wanna hurt yourself.
>>680746814
Me either, but I sure do love it.
>>680747099
Almost 11p
>>680747197
hawt!
>>680747356
So I might bottom out at like 4 inches? Lame!
>>680747287
I like bulges and butts. owo
>>680747514
Lol well you are doing a good job of making my bulge like you, not sure about my butt though.
>>680747356
any idea what you'll do between now and going to sleep?
owo
>>680746002
Yeap, more lube till you hit the bend, then go slow and it's jst time untill you streach out.
@W@
>>680747702
Oh, maybe some guitar... Why do you ask?
>>680747099
Rice noodles with fried egg, fish sauce and either chicken or shrimp or beef served with bean sprouts and lime wedge.
>>680747041
Maybe you have. Find a Vietnamese place and try the pho.
>>680746732
Snarf
>>680747356
Ever try Korean bbq? That shit is the best
>>680747882
awesome
>>680747899
>hit the bend
I'm sorry what?
>>680748075
just trying to make conversation to keep from having to go back to this awful assignment
>>680748143
sounds delicious
>>680748240
>A good boy
I don't know why I find that so hilarious every time someone says that in a comic but I always chuckle
>>680748143
It is wonderful.
>>680748347
I was the worst at chem.
>>680748260
Zee bend in your lower intestines. it goes a sharp 90° bend. that maybe the part you can't get past now, but you may with repeated dildos.
>>680748260
Well the place where your colon bends sideways.
>>680747356
Trying to decide between Enter the Gungeon or Monster Hunter.
>>680748533
oh believe me, it gets even worse at university level
>everyone in my degree is going to minor in chem and I don't want to do it after this year
>>680748599
monster hunter
>>680748143
I doubt I have anything like that near me
>>680748260
Don't hit it too hard or this will happen.
>>680748599
How about Dungeon of the Endless?
>>680748575
So I just gotta keep on trying to put the dildo in my butt and it will go in eventually?
>>680748584
I kinda thought that would be higher up to be honest.
>>680748707
My butt will explode?
>>680748833
Yes
>>680748788
Don't want to play it.
>>680748688
I know it. Did it. Hated it. barely passed.
>>680748788
what is with that game? I love the franchise and rogue-lites like that, but I only played that for like an hour before abandoning it entirely
help
>>680748523
Well I like to be called a good girl. Just something I like to be told.
>>680748923
Yes to which one?
>>680749032
I can't imagine anything worse than organic chemistry
at least the mirror's edge catalyst beta will finish downloading soon, so at least I'll have something to laugh at in a little while
>>680749034
Its like a tower defense.
>>680749065
No.
>>680749065
what the fuck is that?
>>680749161
Yes to both
>>680749270
you taint its just a clutch of eggs
>>680749248
oh yeah, but I still don't get why I didn't stay interested in it much
>>680749119
>>680748833
Well if it's not too big then yes. make sure you have a jelly dildo that can bend easy, use more lube and you'll get around it. once you do it, the next time will get easier and you'll feel where it is inside you. if you keep going with larger, stiffer dongs it'll be more accepting and quicker to straighten out.
>>680748989
play my cock like a trombone then.
>>680749034
it's good once you get the good hats and weapons. then it get's crazy hard. it's better with friends.
>>680749581
I had no one to play with, could that be why?
>>680749526
This comic expands mad dong, thanks for posting
>>680749827
You're welcome.
>mfw
>>680749065
That's actually pretty cute
>>680748707
You might be surprised with what you can find
>>680748533
It's a little sad that I live in a town with a huge Korean population but not a single decent Korean restaurant
>>680749581
Besides pd2 what're you up to?
>>680748599
Get civ 5 and let it consume all your time
i told you i needed help
why didn't you listen
it's happening
you could have prevented this
>>680750239
The end of the world
>>680749392
Eggs of what exactly?
>>680749581
well the bd dildo I got is a 5 firmness so I think that might work. But I will need to get stiffer dildos to make it straighten more? Thanks for the tips!
>>680749669
you could play with me you know.
>>680750097
i'm going to shower and play with some dildos myself.
>>680750097
A true tradgedy
>>680750388
I don't have you on steam
>>680750317
as we know it. not like we have our heads up our asses or anything
>>680750365
some kind of bird
>>680750097
I have it, but don't want to play it.
>>680750121
Okay.
>>680750581
you don't know what kind?
>>680750365
Well no. It just takes time to adjust to it, like most things. my personal experience and preference should not influence your decisions at all. You may be happy with what you got right now. (pics of BD dong would be great!)
maybe in a few months times you'll have the urge for something bigger.
>>680750454
I've posted plenty of times before, but you're usally mad at me for some reason or another.
I might call it a night too
>>680750642
you're saying okay because it's ok but you don't know how ok
>>680750755
several
>>680750779
I was mad at you literally once and you know exactly why that is
>>680750834
gnight, sleep well
>>680750941
Thanks, don't be a stranger!
>>680751107
I always forget I have skype, but I'll say hi sometime
>>680750893
more like 3-4 times, the last time was your worst one. Anyways if you want to play it'll be later on. my ass needs to be filled.
See you later guys!
>>680750834
Good night
>>680751188
>3-4 times
are you sure you're not confusing me with someone else?
Riley is a bitter butt always
>>680750867
Get in the butt.
>>680750834
Night.
>>680751363
smoke weed by butt
>>680751362
am I now?
>>680751473
Yes.
somebuddy make a new thread!
>>680751628
you should stop
>>680751939
Not until you smoke that whole bowl with your butthole.
new thread
>>680752275
