Late night spoopy thread. I'll start off with a story.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Late night spoopy thread.
I'll start off with a story.
>Be me
>Driving home one night from party
>Its like 2 or 3 in the morning
>Surrounded by massive trees on all sides
>Not too scared just yet
>I start feeling about 30 mins in
>Realize I took the wrong turn
>Dont know how long I was driving the wrong way
>Start getting a bit scared
>Keep calm, keep calm
>I try to find somewhere to park so i can turn around and drive back
>Drive for about 20 mins until i come to a break in the woods on my left
>Start to turn into the clearing
>All of a sudden I start to smell this weird metallic odor
>Almost like blood
>Spooking intensifies
cont?
waiting for more spook.
Gimme the spook
Get me some of that spoopy
>>680725369
You parked to turn around? You must be an autist
>>680725369
What's scary is that op didn't type this out beforehand
>>680725369
Finds somewhere to park to turn around. Please elaborate
>>680725369
continue op
Still finding somewhere to park to turn around to this very day.
>>680725369
Continue OP i am interested about your story
>>680725369
Op just park already so you can turn around
Here friends!
Part Two.
>Park car
>Decide to check google maps to see where the hell I am
>looking through my phone
>All of a sudden i hear i noise off in the distance
>Sounded really weird, like a cross between a human speaking and a wounded animal
>I start sweating
>The noise starts getting closer
>I can almost hear someone saying something
>It sounds like a jumble of random words and mumbling mixed with animistic wails
>im frozen at this point
>Look all around the car but i cant see shit other than whats in front of the headlights
>all of a sudden the noise stops
cont?
>>680725952
The road was very narrow and there was thick woods on all sides.
>>680726414
continue plz.
>>680726414
Just post the whole thing you fucking faggot.
>>680725369
> smelling blood, I hurry and put the car in park. After parking I try to turn around but when I hit the gas the car just revs and won't go anywhere. Oh no, what's happening, why isnt my car moving.
Then suddenly out of no where
>>680726414
I'll come back in 15 mins when everyone is walking the dinosaur
RKO!!!!!
>>680726663
ITS JOHN CENA
>>680726663
Do you know how to fucking drive faggot?
>>680726663
He left the car in park, what a tard!
>>680727233
>>680726414
Please continue
TYPE FASTER OP!
>>680727520
OP'S keyboard is stuck in park.
>>680727370
USA is on its knees sucking Trump's dick. That flag will be used to mop up the tears of the innocent from the cum drenched floor of the white house
>>680726663
> scared shitless I close my eyes and take a deep breath. It smells like a retirement home, reeks of death. I'm afraid to open my eyes. I hit the gas again and the car just revs. Realizing I put the car in park I then procede to put the car in reverse and as I'm looking over my shoulder to back up I stump on the gas and the car lunges forward. Fuck I put the car in drive. My momma told me not to drive high
I got dubs guys
>>680727605
and covered in menstrual blood
>>680727655
Part Three.
>I sit in silence for about a minute
>I dont even breath
>My vision slowly adjusts
> All of a sudden i can make out a tall dark shape on my left
>The mother fucker is about 10 feet from the car
>In the darkness i can barely make out its movements
>It looks like its spazzing out or some shit
>almost like a seizure
>Im terrified beyond words
>The smell is really strong now and makes me want to vomit
>Suddenly the thing starts moving towards the car
>Its walks erratically still flailing about like its being tortured
>All of sudden i starts to speak again
> Its too much for me
>I back out as fast as i can I speed down the road
>look at my mirrors the whole time to see if it followed me
>Get home lock myself inside
>Stayed away all night
>>680727632
Kek
>>680727655
Checked
>>680727724
awake*
>>680727724
>I dont even breath
>breath
>>680726414
Dont ask just continue
>>680727724
Was probably a mechanic asking if your car was fucked up and then he had a seizure and you left him there to die.
>>680727724
Omg I'm shaking in my little booties...
>>680727612
Is it even possible to mop tears from a cum drenched floor?
>>680727724
Is this a campfire story? Are you a boy scout?
Are you compiling broooo????
>>680726141
Kek.
Is that the end of the story?
Anybody got anything good?
I may have been sleep deprived I don't know but that shit was terrifying.
>>680728050
It's more of a mixture of cum and tears. Either way maybe bring a roll of bounty in case the flag can't handle the job
>>680728017
This is more spooky than this shitty story
>>680728170
Whole folder. Pastas or pics?
>>680726411
Spook
>>680728390
Whichever you think has better quality dwsu
>>680728390
Oh jesus
Pics
>>680728531
Pics first then
>>680728324
I prefer Kirkland Signature brand paper towels.
>>680725369
nigger thatsfrom the movie xtro.
>>680728657
>>680728835
>>680728886
I have another one if you fags are interested.
>>680728939
>>680726414
I'm too autistic to follow all this shit OP
what happened? Are you a reptile now?
>>680728886
Hab u s33n an @l13n
>>680727724
Draw pic of unidentified object.
>>680728939
>>680728974
Yap
>>680728657
How'd that fucker get out of my basement? It sure as hell ain't happening again.
Today, I have more than one reason to loosen my belt.
>>680728993
This
>>680728977
>>680729085
>>680728052
OP's rapidly rising to the top of the faggot pile
>>680729133
>>680725369
I still can't unsee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
>>680729085
Oh, c'mon! That's tuesday for me!
Wait, do NONE of you aimlessly float around town?
>>680729238
only when I'm invading other planets
>>680729214
Must read if you haven't. Long but best skinwalker pasta.
>>680725369
Goatman
>>680729238
Kek
>>680729371
Yeah, dude. That shit is the only pasta that freaks me the fuck out
>>680729371
Posted Wallace Expedition comic this morning, will repost if people want
>>680729482
Yeah same, lights on for a week
>>680727724
Fucking skinwalkers man. Watch your back.
>>680729217
WHY????
wtf is wrong with you?
>>680725369
Sounds like a skin-walker. Look it up. Shit's creepy as fuck. I read a greentext from /x/ on time about these guys who all went camping somewhere out in Alabama and something just like that happened to them. The metallic smell, the strange sounds of it speaking jarbled English but in a weird, animal kind of way, etc. If anyone knows what greentext I'm talking about please post it. It's kind of long, but it's the spoopiest story I've ever seen here
Skin-walkers. Fucking scary.
>>680728993
I tried my best guys dont make fun of me.
>>680729495
>>680729495
>>680729373
Ugh, I told those fuckers I'd give them the five bucks when I HAVE the five bucks! PISS OFF, JERRY! YOU'LL GET IT FRIDAY!
Too much
>>680729638
>>680729371
Is this actually worth the read? long AF
Is spook
>>680729715
100% worth. Only pasta that scares me
>>680729715
Yeah, shit's fucked up
>>680729605
Found a link to a place where it's posted. Read that shit you guys....it's long but holy piss fuck it's creeeeeeepy
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Anansi's_Goatman_Story
>>680729708
>>680727724
Why didn't you take pictures?
>>680729373
Sauce?
>>680729708
Is this real? Damn well creative way of sending secret messages.
>>680729951
>>680729638
Son, don't ever talk to me or my son ever again.
>>680730022
No clue, just creepy to me
>>680730080
Is that from Begotten?
>>680729708
lol wtf is this shit
>>680729587
this is amazing
>>680730154
If it's actually from something for the love of fuck tell me. Love that one.
>>680729371
YES! I'm this guy >>680729605 here. That's the one I was talking about. I posted a link down below. Should've read the thread first. But holy fuck I'm not kidding...it's worth the read!
>>680730154
Yes
>>680730259
It looks like the film style in the movie Begotten. I can't tell though. I've never made it all the way through the movie.
>>680730327
Yeah for sure, my absolute favorite.
>>680725369
Every single spooky bread
>GUYS
>Driving home one night
Just stop. Everyone knows that you're going to end up being a faggot.
>>680730332
Dumping Wallace Expedition again
>>680730392
Why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOvsmAngDuM
I wish there was another pasta as scary as goat man.
>>680730484
>>680730438
dont be mean or i'll report you
>>680730541
I have a few decent ones, I'll get there
>>680730558
>>680730503
The lighting and filmwork is kind of hard on the eyes and the subject matter is really grotesque. It's not really easy to sit down and enjoy it
Hello spook
>>680730668
>>680730080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MqPkWZxmMQ
>>680730711
>>680730629
You are the bomb
>>680730754
>>680725369
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO2IINDm_A0
>>680730764
Nah just like spoopy stuff, but thankya
>>680725369
What are /x/'s spookiest stories? I'll start
>At McDonalds very late at night, around 1am
>There with gf because she was craving McDonalds
>She orders two double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a medium drink
>Get food and begin to walk out
>A strange looking man dressed in all black walks in as we walk out
>Wait a minute
>SomethingsNotRightHere.jpg
>"Hey wait!"
>All black guy comes sprinting out of restaurant with some white cylindrical object in his hand
>"you almost forgot your drink ma'm
>"Thanks man"
>MFW
FIN
>>680730817
>>680725369
i used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680729013
is that from the Sponge Bob movie ?
>>680730930
Last of Wallace
>>680726411
>power is out
>light is on upstairs
>>680730517
classic david lynch
>>680725673
Ps ''by op'' ( an autistic kid )
>>680731015
Could be a computer powered by a UPS
>>680730609
kek. Scare me bitch. Literally everything you have means jack shit to me. Also, do you know what fucking board you're posting on? This isn't /x/ faggot,.
>>680730484
>"The following story is a work of fiction."
>"This is a true story..."
>>680730985
Starting pastas. Longer but worth the reads
>>680731172
Yeah noticed it myself. Still good though.
>>680731188
>>680729715
Dude it's like a couple of pages max, don't be a fool
>>680730609
>dont be mean
kek.
>>680731347
>>680731473
>>680730894
Your girlfriend sounds fat.
>>680731614
Not really creepy, just gross I guess
>>680731720
Faggots, post proof that the "ghosts" mean anything but your imaginations and you might have something. Otherwise, enjoy the basement, fags.
>>680731616
Very. She will hopefully die soon.
>>680729951
yeah bc any of that makes sense
>>680731794
>>680730609
I FUCKING DARE YOU.
Let the janitors and mods laugh at your sorry ass for being such a faggot on /b/.
>>680731925
How does it not? It's someone taking pics of the kid....
>>680731146
Alright you get one final warning before you are banned.
All this new creepy pasta where is the classic oldfag stuff?
>>680731960
Pretty much what I got
>>680728017
Holy shit, dafuq...
>>680732232
Under what rule would you report me?
>>680732334
Stuff I'm posting is pretty old. What are you looking for?
>>680731960
Pretty good.
Here's one for everyone else.
>>680732232
Are you a moderator or janitor?
>>680732454
For being impolite.
>>680725369
http://www.citynews.ca/2016/04/22/exclusive-goose-euthanized-after-being-attacked-by-man/
>>680732630
I had garvery too, damn. I'll post the ones I skipped too then
OK I'm back.... In utf-8...
>>680732630
Maine Taxi Driver
>>680732853
kek
crazy guy
>>680732776
kek. Report me then for being such a faggot. You do realize that this isn't /x/, right?
>>680731347
Holy shit
>>680732630
Niiiice
for the love of god
i beg you please
can someone post the video of a black ghost stealing a baby from bed
>>680733024
Recursion
Spoopy
>>680733024
>>680733197
Nigger, mouth off to me one more time and I will shove my foot so far up your ass it will have to be surgically removed.
I dare you shitdick.
>>680733563
>>680733574
Fuck you faget.
>>680729922
Shit
>>680733574
kek.
>I'm so powruful on the interwebs
no.
Give me one ANY measurement of truth to anything in this thread and I might believe you. Until then, enjoy your schizophrenia, dipshit.
>>680729495
but which voice is actually the mother
>>680733710
>>680729922
This story and the other Goatman stories literally almost got my wife shot.
>>680728017
Nipples
>>680733981
Lol what
>>680733923
>>680733981
your wife is the goatman?
>>680733574
INB4 racial profiling.
Are u a mod? Or just a lousy janitor?
>>680734670
Holyyyy shit
>>680734380
Keep it coming.
My dog is fucking scared
>>680734863
>>680730259
It is indeed from a film called Begotten. The whole thing is very surreal and plays out like a religious nightmare.
>>680733781
Thats it nigger. Im calling up my homies and we bout to FUCK you up boy. U better be sayin your final prayers bitchcock
>>680734863
That reminds me of the paintings of Mexican kids with huge eyes my grandma had in the room I had to sleep in.
>>680734944
>>680734980
Thanks, gonna have to watch it now. That one always gets me.
>>680733574
You're a faggot.
>Still not banned.
kek. Oh, so powerful.
>>680735308
No prob bro.
>>680735317
He's gotta charge up the ban hammer
>>680735131
Come get me faget. I live in Washington.
>>680735420
so that's how that works. Huh, the more you know.
for the love of god
i beg you please
can someone post the video of a black ghost stealing a baby from bed
>Be me 2 days ago
>Taking subway and bus home cause to much of a poor fag to buy a car
>Its like 4 in the afternoon
>Get off at my subway stop and go to bus terminal
>don't wait in line cause too much of a gypsy
>waiting bus running late
>killme.gif
>ALl of a sudden a fucking full blown downer starts circling me
>Scared af, deciding if I should hit him and see if he pops
>see face clearly its a chink with full blown downs
>canitstilltomath.jpg
>Get on bus chink downer follows
>On bus sit far away from the damn thing it sits in disabled chair
>It fucking stares at me the entire time
>getting near stop if this thing follows me
>Get swiss army knife ready
>Get off downer looks at me and gets off
>Fuck I'm gonna die
>It follows me
>start running like a jew that just saw the iRS
>Cross street
>Fucker can't cross street too mentally fucked
>Ha I won but then no cars it runs
>I fucking run being chased by a tato
>I get home open door grab lacrosse stick
>Ready to pound it to mashed
>It comes up to door looking
>It then fucking turns around and walks away
>I open door it turns
>Nopethefuck.gif
>CLose door and the thing wonders off
>Talking to friends apparently people saw it romming the school later that day
What the fuck I was pissed /b/ what is a good way of detering these people
>>680735543
Alright boy you betta watch out, im fixin to come get you.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA
creepy shit
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape
>>680730080
>DADDY WHERE'S MY TENDIEEEEEES
>>680735195
>300 super long spooky stories
>by the time i finish reading one the thread is 404
>none of the images are available
which story should i read while the thread is still up
>>680736258
>>680736330
Goat man
>>680729371
>>680733923
That's a damn face recognizer. They always suck. I could point it at my dick and it would think my left nut is a face.
>>680736330
this one. trust me
>>680729371
for the love of god
i beg you please
can someone post the video of a black demon stealing a baby from bed , indian setting
>>680729238
In my city is mandatory when your vehicle is not allowed to enter the center of the city.
>>680733923
i dont get it
51°43'57.2"N 1°20'08.9"W
>>680728017
I like big eyes.
Change the lighting, she'll look cute.
>>680736349
>>680737228
They are all dead
>>680733574
I'm waiting, you dicksucker. Go back to your safe place (/x/).
>>680729627
Jesus fuck i thought i was autistic
>>680729720
Fucking kekd
>>680735959
>what is a good way of deterring these people
Earn enough money where you don't have to ride the bus, you fucking retard. This isn't rocket science.
>>680735985
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT THE LUBE, FAGGOT.
shit
>>680737311
Goddammit, anon, spoilers.
>>680725369
>>680737747
>>680737703
>>680737684
>>680737590
>>680737438
>>680737407
>>680737323
>>680737311
>>680737228
whats some spooky music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7kjvhwHlw
>>680729371
NIGGA WTF
>>680737904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
>>680737904
Thanks for wasting a minute of my life, you stupid faggot.
>>680728977
PEOPLE CAN'T SEEM TO AGREE.
IS SHE GOING UPSTAIRS OR DOWNSTAIRS?
CLICK TO FIND OUT
>>680729708
..... now I'm an amputee, god damn you!
>>680734944
looks like its from bronson
>>680728977
That pic really freaked me out.
7 days guys, call 1-1-7
>>680738024
Kek, gl tonight anon
>>680732158
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
That's fucked up, bro.
>>680726411
Faggot got Hotline Miami'd
>>680737228
Also, Uzumaki is a really decent, fucked-up horror comic
A long time ago on /x/ I read a story about events through this guys childhood that seemed weird at the time, but when read in order was legit the creepiest thing ive ever read. It was VERY long, 6 or 7 long "chapters". Does anyone have it or know what Im talking about? I havent seen it in years.
>>680725369
I have a pretty spooky story that happened to me when I was younger. Will greentext if anyone I interested
>>680739351
I know what youre talking about, wonder if theyre compiled somewhere
>>680739351
Need a bit more than that
>>680725369
>>All of a sudden I start to smell this weird metallic odor
>>Almost like blood
S K I N W A L K E R S
>>680738590
Hello.
:^)
>>680739694
I didnt want to spoil anything because i would want everyone to read it, but i get it. The first story was this kid in kindergarten sends a balloon out with his address in order to make a penpal friend, but then he keeps getting letters mailed to his house with random photos, and over time they realize the photos are of his house, and then inside his house.
>>680740240
Wow, that's one I've actually never seen. Would love to see it.
>>680725369
Skinwalker, Texas Skinranger
>>680740091
i always forget whats this from
he said spoopy instead of spooky
>>680738936
I think everyone has seen this by now, but still good.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue
I gotta story.
When I was about thirteen years old, I was pretty into the local boyscouts troop. I would go to every meeting, go on the outings regularly, and was actually really into merit badge collection. There's this one place the troop likes to go and it's up in the mount'ns (in Utah). We typically go up there during winter because the trail up there is fucking awesome to sled down. I, with the other boys, would sled down this like mile-long trail to the bottom where a leader would be waiting to take us back up. It's just a stellar time.
By the by, the troop was actually led by some local LDS guys (big surprise). We, like the leaders, were LDS as well, so the entire cabin was like a feelgood, religious echo chamber. Whenever someone brought something up about ghosts or satan, our actual troop leader would just shrug it off and say:
"He is always with you."
He'd add a grin to go with it.
Cont?
