Waifu claiming thread.
Dio spooked out the shitposters Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>bow down to Dio and praise him for his actions
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
>>680719961
Thank you for all the threads Dio-sama
>>680719961
kagami claimed
I don't even know what is life anymore, going to bed and enjoy your weekend.
>>680719405
<3 dat pic.
>>680719589
At least you weren't eating sand daily.
>but that was when I was like 5 or something
Keep the rope tight!
>>680719290
True indeed.
Kyouko claimed.
Megumin claimed
>>680719689
Did you.. just used my name as a pun??
>>680719834
Lawl I thought of Ruby Rose or Shinoa if I were to use scythes
>>680719930
Damn
>>680720136
Good night homu, don't forget you have a heart of gold! Don't let them take it from you!
>>680719961
wheres my boy he's always in these threads
no arms > no legs
claiming best time stopper
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680719660
>>680719827
>
>>680719834
Right?
I want the full sunlight warrior armor but the damn giant seed wont drop
phone gallery waifu still here
didnt get my liquor in time
claimed
>>680720150
I'm gonna try a bit of osu! while I'm here.
I won't be gone
>>680720231
>Don't let them take it from you!
Already happened, but thanks a lot.
>>680719737
I have little confidence in my abilities. I must have somehow missed his particular comment. Archive also took another temporary dive, so that didn't help.
However. You've tied together multiple strings for me. Deeper indeed. Oh, yes.
Thanks, I suppose. May I ask you a question now?
Time for me to sleep, goodnight /b/ros
>>680720136
Goodnight Homu!
>>680720329
You can get a granted seed but it's in a pretty late game zone... Don't really want to spoil.
>>680719961
>>>>>>/a/
QOTT: does your waifu have a rape face?
C.C. Claim
>>680720532
Yes
Obligatory claim.
>>680719930
What kind of ice cream do you like?
>>680720532
>>680719877
They did have a large empire and a strong culture. Part of their creation myth was that Coalticue, Huiltzilopochtili's mother, also gave birth to Coyolxauhqui, the moon, and several sisters, the stars, who all planned to kill Coatlicue, and therefore the world. Huiltzilopochtili was born to kill them, saving Coalticue. He needed blood as food, or he would stop chasing them.
They were a very warlike people
>>680720532
Probably this
Holo reclaimed, hello guys!
Awoo~
>>680720532
maybe a little
>>680720468
pygmy curse shitposter
>>680720532
I'd say yes
probably a top tier one at that
>>680720532
for some reason, yes....
>>680720451
>Sure, shoot, Cowboy
>
>>680720335
Welcome PG anon
>>680720532
Of course!
>>680720463
Ah, alright
>>680720460
Nooooo :(
Sleept tight!
>>680720532
>
>>680720329
>>680720348
I'm gonna be playing some insurgency anyway.
>>680720532
>>680720532
Rape enough?
>>680720659
Hello again~
>>680720612
I sold my soul to Neo for a lifetime supply of caramel icecream, want any?
>>680720532
Asking who Mai is is an old form of shitposting itself.
>>680720737
I mentioned your activity on Telegram. So, I ask:
Am I in the Telegram or do I have eyes in the Telegram?
>>680720737
Forgot the >>680720532 link
>>680720532
Not really.
>Is that a good thing?
>>680720612
I'm sorry to hear about your back, hand buddy.
You said you hated painkillers as well, I wish I knew what to suggest.
>Up to anything?
Not much, waiting until I pass out for tonight.
>>680720773
Keked a bit too hard on the pic
last claim for today, gonna hit the sheets
Night guys
>>680720756
actually offimg now for a while. be back later
>>680720862
who keeps posting these?
Mai pls
>>680721031
Night canned peaches
>>680719961
thanks mr dio
>sachi claim
>>680720532
I'm going in dry
>>680721031
goodnight akiko
>yuuko
>>680720886
>Am I in the Telegram or do I have eyes in the Telegram?
There's a couple profiles in the group I don't know, so I'm gonna guess yes, you are
>>680721111
Dem quads
night Shinoa
>>680721031
Nighty night!
Last post for today
See y'all tomorrow
>>680721111
>Checked.
>>680721031
Goodnight Aki!
>>680721083
The only person who blames Mai for everything is Mai himself.
No wonder you're waifu is a nichijou character.
>>680720231
Those also would work haha
>>680720329
Heavy spoilers ahead: You get the seed from the "true firelink shrine" section of Untended Graves, after the Oceiros and Champion Gundyr fight.
>>680720532
Yes, pic related
>>680721440
Tongues are great, just not always.
>>680721381
Goodnight, sleep well
>>680721406
I'm also Atago
How goes it anon?
>>680720813
>caramel icecream
>want any
Y-yes please...
>>680721009
Don't be, it's all good. It's fine man, don't stress it.
>hugs
Don't wanna watch a movie or anything?
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3Wj_d-aOE
>>680721440
Ruby's would probably be trolly, switching from scythe to crossbow
>>680721226
Vigil has an apprentice.
>>680721829
>mfw missed my chance to get his armor
>mfw didnt use embers through my first playthrough
>>680721381
Ok, last post for real now but it really bothered me how she has brown eyes in this pic
>fixed
not much going on here tonight
All I see is Dark Souls talk
>Paladin master race
claimed
>>680721848
I mean that's what I do on my Guts builds, always have Avelyn on my left hand.
>>680722015
OUCH. It's honestly fun af, it's all I use on my main. Kirk's+Farron GS=spin to fucking win
>>680722184
L-lewd!
>>680722136
what the heck? i'm dumb lol
saw the old thread died, thought it was this one that died and this was a new thread
>konata
>konata
>>680721738
It's pretty great.
Night. Sleep well.
>kisses
Hand seems like the kinda guy who would be adorable when he gets flustered
>>680722104
Dont like dark souls?
>>680722184
I feel like guts with my great machete lel
>>680720532
This is the closest I can get, shes cute even when trying to rape me.
>>680722331
wot
>>680722461
I like it well enough, not my favorite game but it's fun
Miho claimed
Hello everyone
>>680721984
What on earth drove me to simply hand-over the answer? There is no fun or game to be had there. Oh, well. I apologize.
>also should have used this picture instead
>>680721984
Taihou?
>>680722655
I'm so confused right now lol
>>680722359
I bet it is, wish I could get some.
Goodnight, Fran-anon. Sleep warm and well.
>I get flustered easily
>>680722655
Ah gotcha
>>680722724
What's poppin?
>>680720606
>>680720616
>>680720623
>>680720692
>>680720728
>>680720730
>>680720737
>>680720758
>>680720768
>>680720773
Expected nothing less from an MGE bro
>>680720796
>>680720855
>>680721009
No. Rape face is one of the best face
>>680721147
>>680721440
>>680722477
I love these
>>680722724
Hi miho
>Usual claim
>"Do you know of any places where sailors might hang out?"
>>680722746
No, no. We both know that Taihou is too busy.
>>680722724
Miho
>>680722359
goodnight beautiful
>>680722761
?
>>680721031
>>680722957
Not you again...
>>680722724
Hello Miho!
>>680722359
Goodnight Fran.
>>680722921
>usual greeting
>>680722359
Night
>shinoa bro
>>680722327
Yea, lil bit <3
>>680722461
Drang set=Black swordsman, Artie's set=Berserker armor. Greatsword=Dragonslayer, Fume UG=even more scary Dragonslayer.
>>680723158
Had a feeling artoria's armor is based off of Guts
>>680722838
Nothing much just looking at truck stuff. And maybe going to make a thread on /o/ in a min.
>>680722891
>>680722947
>>680723096
Hello
>>680722742
KANGZ
>>680722932
I didn't know that because he refuses to talk to me.
Eu?
Shiki?
>>680723128
>Usual returned greeting followed by an inquiry as to how this solar cycle has treated you
>Also I'm sad nobody understood what I said
>>680723070
I never left.
>>680723457
Is that automotive?
>>680723657
poor puppy :(
>>680723277
Well I mean
>
>Miia
>>680720532
this would be the closest i guess?
>>680723752
Aha I knew there was resemblence
>>680723636
it's from a video game i never played sorry.
Your taste is just too great for us
>>680722891
Im sure you have the scariest rape face though am I right?
>>680723493
>Eu?
Nah. Eu is also too occupied, though not as much as Taihou. And we rarely spoke to each other.
>Shiki?
That would be an honor. I respect Shiki quite a bit. But no.
>>680720532
>>680724428
Is it the pony guy who got to join the group?
>>680723665
Yes why?
>>680723999
Trips confirm great taste.
>Let's not tell them
>>680723457
How's your friday?
>>680723772
Qt
>>680724216
Nope. There's some waaaaayyyyyy better if you look at the ones that replied to me
>>680724577
Just making sure
Had a brain fart thinking "shouldnt it be /a/?" but then remember /a/ is animu
>>680724541
Oh, my. Definitely not.
>>680724466
Fucking hell hand kun I'll have nightmares! Nice double dubs btw
>>680724635
Bring as fuck. Did Uber today cause of rain.
>>680724786
>nightmares
>>680724862
Didnt* My brain hurts
>>680724954
>>680724954
>>680724954
>actually dreams
>>680724428
Tenten...
>>680724954
Yup I'll have nightmares for sure now
>>680724862
Hustlin huh?
>shinoa bro
>>680725062
>>680725239
>see
>>680725177
Head pats
>>680724756
Please, don't let it be the goddamn rabbit.
>>680725343
Oh ok and ;_;
>>680725542
>Kyouko
>>680725488
>>680725488
>This image every time
>>680725488
>>680725542
>>680725609
>>680725156
I wouldn't waste the Führer's time.
>>680725926
just to speed this along
Hallow?
>>680725989
>nice try
Claiming bae. Sorry for being gone, but I'm back for now.
>>680725926
Teto?
Yuuko?
I've no idea and I'd rather not name off names until I get the right one
>>680725989
>>680726189
Phew.. sure is getting hot in this thread..
Rumia claimed
Just stopping by to say I beat Soul of Cinder on the first try, like a bawz
>that juggle combo though
>>680726314
<3
>>680726358
looks they already had a pretty spicy meatball
>>680721738
>It's all good.
If you say so...
Enjoy your chat on Skype, buddy.
>Don't wanna watch a movie or anything?
Probably not, but I appreciate the efforts.
>>680725989
>>680726189
>>680726429
hoo boy
Make thread. 15 mins later still no replies.
>>680726189
lewd
>>680726189
>>680726429
too lewd
>>680724635
has no smug though
Guess I'll hop on the lewd train. I don't have but one though. Kurisu is too pure.
>>680726546
Nips are cover bb
>>680726189
>challenging bunny anon to a lewd battle
Fuck it lewd
Lewd time baby
>>680725647
Kek'd.
>>680726480
Thanks, man. I probably will.
Really? Well I hope you get tired soon! Want you to get as much sleep as possible.
>>680724786
S-sorry...
>>680726774
I love that pic.
We lewd now?
what the fuck why do i come back to lewdness so often
>>680726774
woah my dude
>>680726840
fugg
>>680726840
>>680726774
>>680726189
>>680725989
Keep it coming I haven't wanked in awhile
>>680726067
...
I don't dislike Hallow, but... no.
>>680726269
And suddenly I remember why it is a bad idea for you to know. My excitement got the better of me twice today.
You earned it, though.
>>680726971
These lewds
>>680726971
because deep down(well, mostly on the surface actually) we're all a bunch of dirty perverts
>>680727163
Saved
>>680727143
i see
it's the lewdening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>kagami
>>680727224
why
New thread?
No, thank you.
is anyone baking, If not I will
la la la la la la lie lie lie
>>680719961
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
