Be honest faggot
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Be honest faggot
Because I'm gay.
>>680717980
I don't have money...
Beta as fuck virgin. No confidence.
Because I have zero self confidence due to numerous issues. I also get anxiety in social situations which prevents me from going places and meeting people including girls. I go to work and otherwise never leave the house.
>>680717980
Humans aren't trustworthy, why would i wanna emotionally invest in someone that's going to screw me over regardless of what i do?
Women these days are incredibly shallow and opportunistic, fuck them.
Because I'm married
because i have two girlfriends
Because i'm ugly
>>680717980
too many trust issues to ever date again.
every girl i've been with has cheated on me.
>>680718381
That's all the more reason to
I do have one, and I couldn't be happier.
>>680717980
Because I have a qt femboy bf.
Because they're a pain in the ass and they will keep me from success
bc I hate parties and I don't have friends.
Not much confidence, not very interesting, suppressed anger, not happy with my penis size, and for that reason I don't want a girl who may or may not inevitably cheat on me
i do heh
Because I took the red pill. All women are deceitful cunt misandrists.
I am a man going my own way!
Right now to career focused and I travel all over the world. Its just easier to pay for a few hours with an escort and not worry about the bullshit when I am hard up.
I get clingy with girls I have feelings for. if it's just a slut, I'll get pics of her tits or hu and not give af
>>680718516
We have a pretty happy life
Looking for the right one.
>inb4 faggot
Because she left me, damn i miss her
Because the one that I love, loves someones else.
>>680718743
>MGTOW
Please tell me you didn't drink the Sandman koolaid.
>>680718743
/thread.
I can get girlfriends, the problem is they don't last long because I'm awkward at times and a little shy.
bc I'm on a friday night talking to some anons in 4chan.
>>680717980
believe it or no i have desire to have sex, i have had sex in the past, but in the last few years my urge to do it has gotten less and less, id rather be doing productive things not sitting in front of my computer looking up porn to fap too
>>680717980
Because i am a moving pit of negativity and unattractive.
>Had one
>Broke it off
>Spending time & $ on family & friends is more fulfilling
>Less stress
>Don't trust hoes
>Get to be myself without compromise
>I'm 8.5/10 with interesting personality so hooking up is easy
I don't talk to girls, hang out around them or even try to, so that's probably why.
Most are brain dead, they usually don't have anything to talk about, they crave attention and the entitlement some of them have.. And who would want a relationship anyway, doing things on other peoples terms instead of your own, have someone to complain and tell me I do shit wrong and expect me to be just a tool for them.
because why the fuck would I need or want another human being over my shoulder, judging me, being forced to share my Shit with them, being put in that shitty position where I'm suppose to be all chivalrous and Shit, why would I want to go do Shit I don't care about doing to appease another? I only need sex really 2 times a week, 20 dollar blowjob twice a week is 40 bucks, cheaper than any girlfriend I've ever had
TL;DR why would I be so needy?
>>680717980
Because i'm not a wonderful guy, i'm mediocre at best.
because I'm in love with someone who married a douchebag
pic very related
> dated for a month
> friend called me out saying I changed
> didn'twannabethatguy.jpg
> broke it off and went back to friends
>>680717980
'wonderful guy' = mutually exclusive
>>680717980
I keep falling for lesbians
Because I'm an annoying dick. Also I might be ugly, but I can't tell.
>>680717980
Because yall some ugly ass bitches and 50% can't even see their own dick
>>680717980
date me then bitch. kind of stupid ass question is that.
>>680717980
Because i don't want/need problems
The question answers itself, people.
I want to have the physical contact that comes with a relationship but I don't want to invest any energy to make conversation or basically give back in any way. So I don't ask girls out to spare them a bunch of one-sided assholery.
>>680717980
Because I'm a genetically inferior obese, working class male who shitposts on 4chan, has a small dick, and admires Adolf Hitler
It's not that I'm not responsible for my fate, it's more that I'm too weak to do anything about it
Because I haven't tried
Honestly, because I don't put myself out there or look. I wait for a girl to come up to me and take interest, but that just leaves me with girls that aren't exactly my type.
>>680719593
Only time I can't see my dick is when its buried in your mom.
>>680719487
No its because ur fat/ugly
I don't want one.
Maybe if I find someone as much of a fucking misanthropic freak as I am, but until then I don't care.
>>680719932
buhu did u get hurt fattie? :(
Pic related, something u will never see either
no money. that's all bitches care about.
the schizophrenia doesn't help with the "trust" part.
>>680719080
Are your testosterone levels ok? Is your dick functional?
>>680717980
cuz im not an idiot
>>680717980
CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY
I have been looking for a relationship for over 10 years. I am 25 and my friends keep telling me I am still young. Yet, if they really wanted to help me, they would search with me, look in to their own social networks, except that they don't care enough to, always telling me that they don't know anyone. Most of them have over 10 times as many friends as I do.
>>680720057
>Going full retard mode
Nigger you just posted it and I just saw it. So checkmate.
>>680717980
Maybe because i rarely leave my house.
BECAUSE I JUST DUMPED HER FOR STEALING FROM ME. NOT TO MENTION SHE GAVE ME AN STD.
FUCK
>>680717980
be cause im very timid, a lot of chick want me to fuck them but um so fucking timid. im so stupid
>>680720144
THIS FUCKING SHIT
Fuck social anxiety dude.
Oh a girl is talking to me? LETS HAVE A PANIC ATTACK!
I'm 26.
I make over $70,000 a year.
I weighed 375 lbs 2 years ago.
Now I weigh 190.
I'm 6'3" tall.
I'm told I have a very attractive, but rugged face and have received more attention from women in the last week than I have in the 10 years before that.
I avoid the attention from these women which just makes them more interested in me.
The problem is my loose skin. I have a lot of it. I'm repulsed by myself without clothes.
I'm going to need skin removal surgery which I can afford with no sacrifice financially.
But I'm terrified of getting it and having to enter the dating world.
I don't trust women because of the way I was treated in my formative years. I can't connect.
I'm a decisive person, I tell others what to do for a living, yet I can't force myself to step over this tiny, insignificant hurdle to happiness.
Because I'm a lazy fuck.
>>680720178
forgot to put in the irl.
Yea sure full retard. But atleast I get to fuck other things then my hand
do any of you guys need a hug? because i do.
Because in the past I was OP and I just never stopped sucking dicks
im good looking, im funny, i csn hold conversation, your friends will love me. i hsve a good job and plenty of money. but im currently being treated for genital warts......
They usually don't like it when I put the chloroform rag over their nose and mouth
>>680717980
Because one isn't enough.
>>680720521
Bitch this is /b/, no one here has time for "irl'
I think most of our problems is low self esteem. the fattest fuck on earth can get a bitch if he is confident.
I do, kinda. I'm pretty sure I'm being cucked but there are no signs she is cheating and I love her.
>>680717980
Because I'm not here for a long time, I'll probably move elsewhere once I'm done with my master's degree.
>>680720892
This.
Ive masturbated 5 times today.
>>680720892
yea I just hate fatties :((
oc
>>680717980
because I'm a socially awkward fgt who expresses himself though memes
>>680720378
Just fucking do it m8 and stop thinking about it.
>>680721000
Nice trips.
>>680721058
i dont hate fat people. i hate fat people who arent trying to get fit. if you are a fat fuck in walmart and arent on a scooter ill pat you on the fucking back.
>>680717980
I don't really talk to people. Also I guess I'm not great looking. On paper, I'm a catch, just nobody gets to see that.
>>680720378
Congratulations on making the changes to turn your life around. I'm sure you've been told this shit a thousand times but, make sure that you spend time lifting weights, drinking a shiton of water to try to get what skin you can back in place.
As for the rest, look at the surgery as a reward for what you did. Most people in that situation will never be able to accomplish that. I know its easier said then done, but know that you climbed and beat the fuck out of the mountain in your way. The rest of it should be the easy part. Reward yourself with happiness, whatever that is. You earned it.
"why dont you have a boyfriend?"
score
>>680717980
>wonderful guy
Nope, pretty fucked up person honestly
No confidence, no money, small dick, fat.
I've hit every flag that matters.
>>680717980
i'm pretty greedy, so the money i want to make requires i dedicate all my time to building money making skill, as soon as that's over... it's pussy pounding time.
>>680720378
Women are scum. Buy yourself a new car.
>>680717980
Because I'm married.
>>680721364
well true
>>680721554
Fortunately, you have control over at least two of those things.
>>680717980
the autismo
>>680717980
>No money
>At a tech school trying to get life together
>Minimum wage job (aka no money)
>At gym when not at school or work (not fit, but loosing weight, only 158lbs)
>Little confidence
>Every chick has a boyfriend (so they say)
>Ugly (out rules all other greentexts)
>I focus on my negative features rather than my positive features
>>680720101
everything is fine, i actually went to a doctor when i noticed my sudden lack of desire to do it everything is normal this is mental thing not a physical thing it seems
>>680721713
I'm 28, I'm beyond salvation at this point, so I gave up.
i dont have the time due to the amount of hours a work, which is actually most likely a mechanism i use to avoid even meeting any new people because of a bad experience which has made me distrust any and all people who i meet and therefore i dont let anyone get close to me or even have the opportunity to
I'm not in the mood
>>680721554
It aint the dick size man its the tongue skills
>>680717980
Alimony and child support is expensive
cause i only attract girls with boyfriends that are "ending their relationship" but suddenly "lol jk"
>>680721885
Doesn't even matter lol
Like I said, I'm not worth shit and I know it. I've accepted my fate
I don't bother trying to get one. I genuinely feel more comfortable with being friends or friends with benifits at the most. I just don't feel comfortable altering a relationship into something that it isn't. Also, I'm ok with being the clown.
>pic sedated
I do, she's fantastic and I'll probably end up marrying her.
The only problem is I'm horny as fuck and I'm probably going to cheat on her, but I'm really trying not to.
>>680721058
Google says otherwise faggot.
>>680721554
an hero
>>680721485
I didn't think about hydration being important and I don't drink enough fucking water as it is.
Thank you anon for the encouragement, I know I'll shake this feeling soon and get over myself.
>dicks so big it scares away all the little girls
last one, little asian virgin called it the: "Oh God"
>>680722226
Nah, I'll just continue living and enjoying things I can actually do. Video games, card games and hanging out with friends. Sex and relationships are just lost.
>>680722330
Hookers always say that.
>>680722141
cheating feels horrible afterwords.
i could kill and not think about it. but cheating...dude that lasts forever.
unless you hate her of course.
because i'm going through a divorce
No it doesn't, faggot.
Also more,
Jelly much?
>>680718477
dubs don't lie
>>680719080
So why are you here? Being on this website is the exact opposite if productive.
>>680722438
straightest arrow you'll ever meet
>>680722509
>>680722217
>>680722419
i see where you are coming from bro.
sex isnt everything.
love would be nice though.
>>680722509
Not really. The Internet is full of pictures better than the ones you find.
I'm not a wonderful guy that's why
I'm a broke college student and I'm beta even through I'm relatively attractive
>>680720628
Yeah, I guess.
>>680717980
Married =\
Because I'm gay as fuck.
Currently on the proccess of getting one,but we need to get closer to eachother before I ask her the question,dont wanna scare her or anything,according to a female friend of mine,she seems to really be on to me,and trust me,the girl is awesome and really pretty.
>>680722691
That never stoped people before
>>680722644
Checked
Yeah, love would be wonderful, I want love more than anything, but like I said, I gave up that hunt.
>>680722562
cause i am not on here enough for it to effect my daily life a couple of hours a day at most, i usually come on looking for the funny shuff not the porn threads
>>680722734
congrats anon.
my anxiety is so bad id probably not be able to ask her.
>>680722464
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Polygomy. You can love more than one person wtf
>>680722660
Got sent to me*
>>680717980
Gay and ugly. not a good combo
>>680722509
Kevin? Bist du das?
>>680722856
But it's still unproductive though. This site is so stale with content. If anything, you'd be going on /wsg/ or something for funny and/or content. I'm calling bait
because im an alcoholic who drove the girl of my dreams away from me and the few girls ive been lucky enough to fool around with since
im working on it though, i cleaned my room today and made a meal for myself, which is a big deal for me because i have crippling anxiety whenever im sober. i get black out drunk just about every night, a few months ago i was up to a .750 of vodka a night but have been cutting back
i just want to unfuck my life, and i hope shes happy because im not
>>680722880
different opinions i guess. i just don't see how it could work but fuck if you can do it then by all means.
>>680722872
Presenting so many fucking projects back in public school really has done me good in terms of anxiety preventing,sad to hear someone who has it otherwise tho.
>>680723246
What exactly do you see wrong with it?
>>680717980
I'm afraid to talk to girls. I'm not a virgin or a fat neckbeard and I don't own any fedoras. But for whatever reason I just freeze up around girls. I can talk and flirt when I am drunk but then there is another problem. I become very shy in public places like bars. Basically I think I could get a girlfriend easily if only I had more opportunities to talk to them. I am thinking of just signing up for twitter but the idea of talking a selfie and writing a profile description gives me nausea. I am 24 and the last time I was laid was when I was 20. What do I do /b/ros?
- Fat
- Tiny penis: 4,7"
- Acne scars
- Very Ugly
- High myopia and strabismus.
btw, I'm 35.
>>680717980
i am not good
>>680723498
I meant tinder
>>680723353
If you're ok with the girl you loving kissing other guy then you really don't love her
>>680723273
i was homeschooled in high school and now am taking free online college courses. i think its lack of social development. shrink tells me im mental but he probably says that so i keep paying him.
I constantly make jokes about killing myself and having crippling depression
>>680718192
i had 200k, took a shit ton to get a girl, they leave anyways.
>>680717980
because girlfriends are for beta loser
>>680723179
you really think this is the only board i visit? unlike most of the brain dead band wagon jumpers i still visit the other boards
>>680723617
this.
>>680717980
because i'm afraid of change
i've been stuck in this anti social state since grade school and i have no idea how to change it nor do i want to
I do my best to keep people away
>>680717980
because she just got out of a long term relationship and only likes me for the size of my penis
Autism.
>>680723617
I'd be ok with it because I'm not insecure about myself. We both see other People and we're both completely ok with that
>>680723791
But why would you ever come to this one? There's practically nothing entertaining here. There's only porn and cancer on /b/
>>680720240
Which one? And what did she try to steal?
>>680717980
because I don't have money and I'm ugly af
>>680724149
Then you really don't love eachother it's that simple
It's not about being secure about yourself
It's about how real love is selfish
>>680724149
if it makes you happy go for it. i don't think it makes sense but that is just me.
>>680723903
yeah ok sure faggot
>>680724381
and see the stupid shit entertains me, i like sitting here laughing my head off at the idiots having pointless arguments over the internet, and trying to one up each other and be the alpha when there all useless shits that live in there parents basement
simple, im too much of a pussy to approach women.
>>680723634
Tell him to go fuck himself,even you gave realized that its because of little to no public interaction when you were young and you let the guy fool you,just try to socialize a little bit,talk to your neighbours sometime just for the sake of talking,you could easily find a friend there and keep evolving,at least thats what I did when I was younger.
>>680717980
They might find out who I really am
I'm 26 my last relationship was 5 years ago ever since then I've been single I lost interest in finding a relationship not due to a bad experience some how it didn't full fill me in anyway that's how a feel about it i don't lack personality nor talents I have a few music related I run a small business nothing fancy work a lot and don't have much time free for my hobbies and for you who wonder no having a relationship isn't just sex a relationship doesn't fulfill me and I don't see a problem with it
Because I've been burned hard by last two serious girlfriends (both cheaters) and my confidence is shot to shit.
>>680717980
Because I fear that I will get rejected...like always.
>>680724412
To be selfish is to be insecure. You can fall in love more than once. Most of the time you're already in a relationship. If falling in love means suppressing your lovers emotions to feel good about yourself, then I don't want to fall in love
>>680717980
I do prefer boipuccies tbh
>>680724890
So that's what gets you off. Case closed
>Wonderful guys on /b/
>Home of cp threads, gore threads, race hate threads, nation hate threads, religion hate threads, furporn threads, trap threads, raid threads etc.
The only guys on /b/ that might be wonderful or pleasant irl let alone have a date are total fuckin newfags.
I pissed off some closet faggot who fucked up my chances.
I'm also a fucking idiot who acts like a retard without realizing
>>680725161
Dude having a crush in someone =/= being in love with someone
There's your problem
You never experienced real love that's why
>>680718381
That's cheating
>>680725281
but theres no physical arousal i just enjoy seeing people being idiots, so i guess in a way its mental stimulation rather then physical
I want to say because I don't care about interacting with my peers, however, that couldn't be further from the truth. I would like to associate with people, however, everybody I do close to become friends with or mutual friends (girls) always seemed nice at first then it went to shit. One I did date went straight back to her ex after a week of and that just sort of made my self esteem plummet a bit. Either way, I don't have one because I am waiting until I find the one I feel is correct.
>>680725337
This is true. A lot of times the so called 'nice guys' are not as nice as they think.
>>680720158
Fuck you sound like a desperate faggot. Just let it happen your friends probably laugh at you its not up to them to find someone for you faggot i wish i could punch your fat fedora wearing face i hate you already and i never met you
>>680717980
Because in not that wonderful
>>680723518
>Acne scars
I feel you bro...
Theres not a single day I dont regret no listening to my mom when I was a pre-teen saying shit like "wash your face with the anti acne soap before it gets too bad"
And now I'm here with fucking craters on my face AND having to deal with the new ones.
because I'm an ugly lonely loser with no friends yet I still manage to keep a smile on my face everyday
>>680720158
Your probably ugly as shit too so your friends dont want to fuck any girls over and hook them up with you so they say they don't know anyone
>>680725712
Yea they just suppress how fucked and disgusting they are or too awkward to show it.
>>680718117
ill be your girlfrind fagot
>>680724990
Who are you, really?
>>680725417
If you fall in love with someone immediately, then you've never really been in love. Two of my partners are childhood friends and we're living together. I don't think I could choose one over the other.
Injury
Prolly because I'm like incredibly fucked up in the head and go on 4chan
>>680726084
sleep tight, pizza
I got a fuckin story
>This girl (7/10 dirty blonde) I know flirts with me quite a bit
>2 of my friends (one white, one black) think that she wants me
>Doubt it
>they tell me to text her
>I do, it goes pretty well
>they text her, dropping hints about me
>I'm not that interested in her
>she texts one of them that she only likes black guys
>both friends felt bad in the end
Listen up you fuckers. You will get married. Stop fucking going around thinking you'll never get the girl. Of course you will. Your fucking ugly ass teacher can get one. I'm confident you can. But I'm just a faggot OP who you'll never hear from again. Stop holding yourself back. You can do it.
>>680726084
Sleep tight, pizza
Because if I was more beta I would be in ancient Greece.
I can't talk to women and I'm not attractive enough where they would talk to me
>>680726084
Sleep tight, pizza.
I do.
Checkmate
>>680717980
Last serious gf gave me gonorrhea 10 years ago. I still date, but never let things get to 'girlfriend' status. I just use them for my own gratification. If any of them ever called me out for it I might take things to the next level, but none of them have. They just want the d. I just want a family. Fuck feminism. Where are the women with traditional values?
>>680725860
Same here, my face is fucked up really bad because of the acne scars
I'm a sperg
Because I hate most people, and trust even fewer.
>>680718514
Are you me?
>>680717980
Because women are retarded, and don't know what they want.
>cue married men thinking their wives are somehow different
>>680717980
Because i don't sexually identify as anything, I'm not attracted to ANYONE really. and I'm emotionally frustrated simply on the basis that having a girlfriend is what people expect of me.
because i think im a full blown psycho, i dont have a hard time getting gfs but then after they all cheat on me and i get a strong urge to mutilate their dead body so i just leave, might be borderline too
>>680717980
I can't. Been trying since October, but have had no luck. I'm apparently a woman repellent, even though I look decent, am educated, and have money. My guess is that most women in their 20s right now are the most selfish and indecisive human beings on earth
Took the Red Pill. Women make horrible partners. They're not psychologically wired to provide what we need.
>>680730356
Explain
>>680717980
I'm an asshole
>>680717980
Not a wonderful guy. Never have been.
>>680730423
Women don't have relational equity, anymore than you can breastfeed. It's biological. With men, I do something for you, this goes into the "favor bank", you owe me, and maybe you do something for me at some point in the future. This requires a kind of long-term accounting.
Women don't have this. They don't keep score. They reset to zero every single day. For this reason her dropping a "friend" that she had for years is exactly equivalent, in every way, to dropping a friend she's had for 6 months. Or a week. Or one day. It's all the same to them, it's all in the moment. There is no long-term memory. As such women will ghost you without batting an eyelash.
>>680717980
Depression mane. Besides I have my dog
>>680730743
...That's actually really fucked, if true, and not just based off of the theorems of hundreds of rejected man-children. What you're essentially saying is that all women are sociopaths. Do you think that's a fair assessment to make of all women?
>>680717980
Because I have wife and kid, and with my job I can not afford girlfriend on the side right now.
>>680717980
I'm not good looking and i can't be bothered to go around chasing women.
>>680731044
All humans are a bit sociopathic, and there's obviously exceptions to every rule. What makes females more prone to being this way is that they can get away with being sociopathic. They can drop a partner and find a new one very very quickly. Men can't. This is true for every species, and humans are no different.
Because my wife will kill her self if she found out about her
>>680718588
Same! High five!
>>680730743
That's an exaggeration. I would agree though that most women are brought up to believe that they don't owe men in particular anything. They just think men should 'man up' and take a disproportionate share of the responsibility in relationships. This used to be acceptable, but now that feminism is in full swing there really isn't much incentive for men to do this anymore, hence the declining numbers of marriages.
>>680717980
Well...
>ugly i guess
Can't help it :/
>fat
currently in the process of losing wieght
>no job
will start looking next month since i'll be done with school this semester.
>>680731561
I mean, why marry? Honestly. Women don't offer anything to the table except pussy. They don't even have the capability to love anyone but themselves and maybe your children. They certainly don't give a fuck about you, that's for sure.
>>680731561
You hit the nail on the head. With the increasing popularity of feminism, this behavior is getting more and more common. Marriages fail more often.
It is a slight exaggeration, I agree.
Imagine being propositioned by several women every day, whether you're in a relationship or not. You eventually begin to think about it differently when you could very easily replace or "upgrade" your current gf. If it helps, think about it as a job offer. If you could get a better job paying, better hour job, why wouldnt you?
>>680731969
yea absolutely, I honestly don't blame them. Hell, I would act exactly the same if I had the option. It would take a saint not to.
I'm ugly u dumb cunt
>>680717980
b/c i'm married and another one would be to much work. Only one soul sucker at a time for me
>>680725962
You're not a loser then
>>680718316
seconded
>>680717980
32 years of being morbidly obese and having no social or life skills.
That said I've been losing weight, going to therapy, and my interest in computers is paying off financially so maybe someday.
i do
>>680717980
My disgust for people, when out in public, cripples any ability of mine I have, to flirt.
I could get one but I'll never be emotionally satisfied. It's almost impossible for me to fall in love, even after several months. I've only ever truly loved one girl and I pushed her away a long time ago.
Because she left and now I cannot feel any emotion toward anyone who might be into me. I don't even feel like trying to get laid.
>>680732627
>15
>middle school
I was 15 in high school (10th grade)
>>680733047
Give it a little while. You'll get over her. I've been in your position at least 3 times now. It sucks for a while, the world seems dismal, then you get distracted by something fun and you forget all about "her," whomever she may be.
>get over it, you'll be better off
>>680717980
because she died.
>>680732921
I'm right there with you bud. Especially sitting through college courses, I'm constantly cringing.
I Am known for being a borderline. Girl told me she loved me and I told her I hated her and wanted her to die... Was my best friend too. I'm terrible.
>>680717980
Focusing on my career and when I'm 33 I'll get a sugar baby. There just won life
>>680721885
enjoy your oral herpes/hpv.
>>680722691
Nice $2 wedding ring faggot
>>680718371
That's the truth dude
>>680717980
I'm ugly, stupid and poor. Plus I'm reclusive as all hell.
>>680726692
Just paint urself black fgt
>>680722734
She probably has a penis.
Mostly cause I'm a bit insecure about my penis size.
Could lose my virginity today if I felt like it, got 2 girls on hold waiting for a call, probably never will.
>>680733386
You fucking rule :D
>>680718477
Here here
>>680725860
It wouldn't have changed anything. Simple acne soap isn't very effective against acne that leaves horrific scarring.
I know: I went to a dumbfuck dermatologist who kept me on the acne soap plus an antibiotic for 5 years (I was a dumb fuck kid who thought patience was a virtue). Then finally I woke up, went to a real dermatologist who put me on isotretinoin. 6 months later my acne was gone and stayed gone. but by then it was too late: acne scars the rest of my life.
Isotrentinoin may kill you with the side effects, but it works. Unlike those fucking soaps.
Because I BBC cuckpost on b
>>680734156
Lol also I like being single because fuck other people. There are hookers for sex.
>>680718514
That's you fault, anon, not hers.
too ugly
>>680734406
Back in my highschool days I'd reply with "go to hell" to any female dumb enough to take a liking to me.
>>680718371
This
Our generations are declining in anything worthwhile to look for in another person. Besides gettin some ass but if thats all I wanted id call a hooker and double bag it
>>680734241
I have a friend with acne scars, horrible ones, it's terrible. He is super charismatic and girls love him, but only as a friend. I think the scars have damaged his self esteem greatly, he never makes a move. Always in the friendzone. At least he has that, I haven't even been let into the friendzone for like four years.
Charlie sheen this shit, without the HIV though...
>tfw no qt Diclonius anime girl... 2d is better and cheaper, and do not nag you...
>>680719488
Do your friends suck your dick and jerk you off under a blanket while watching a crappy scifi movie?
Good job.
I am going to die alone because no women find me attractive
>>680727552
>women with traditional values are
In a traditional church. But then they go to college and come out completely degenerate.
Only hope is to snatch them up the instant they hit 18 (before college), but for some reason society frowns on that.
Girl I like, taken. Girl that like me, Im not into.
>>680734507
Keep this in mind when your first gf cucks you bro
I'm Fat, and penis is very tiny
>>680717980
There's a lot of reason, I'm a 4 out of 10 at best, but that's still not the thing holding me back. I don't get out, I'm antisocial. But I don't care about being a virgin or not having a girlfriend, I have other aspects of my life which probably need more attention and if I don't fix will probably ruin any relationship I join.
My current "romantic" situation is this one girl who I'm infatuated with. I hate the feeling, it's the same girl I was infatuated with years ago and I got over or at least I thought I did. But I want to get to know her more to see if I truly like her. I don't want to waste her time or lead her on if I don't truly like her. But we are both introverts, but I assume she likes being around me at the very least. To be honest, I don't even know why she is single.
>>680734789
No, but my friends stick around when I do stupid shit and don't completely break all contact when we "break up". In fact, there's not even a threat of breaking up with friends. At all.
>>680734517
I see worse looking dudes then you with gfs. Also, I don't want to seem like a douche but I would say I am better looking than you and I haven't been touched in years, or had a date for that matter. It's in your head, develop a personality and you're all set.
>>680734809
- hookers you don't have to be attractive
Feminists ruin everything
>>680731398
based truth.
>>680717980
Because i used to fuck my exes mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
Because my butthole is tiny and I have no money.
>>680735066
>Also, I don't want to seem like a douche but I would say I am better looking than you and I haven't been touched in years, or had a date for that matter
why would that make you a douche. i'm very clearly aware that i'm too ugly for a gf. i know.
>>680734241
Sorry to hear that. I got lucky and they prescribed it in time. The only way to go for cystic acne.
>kill you with the side effects
dryness that no amount of lip balm and moisturizer can fix. Hellish indeed, and completely worth it
>>680734809
We all die alone bro. No one ever does with us, unless you go full Eliot Rodger mode. Virgin with rage! And Chris chan thought he was a virgin with rage... At least he never did that
>>680717980
Because I don't like women.
Sexually, I do.
But I do not like being friends with them.
Tho attractive, I'm quiet and have had bad experiences. Leading me to really dislike women
>>680734841
>In a traditional church
good idea, but not
>>680735613
this
>>680717980
bcause I'm a dorky millennial hipster faggot and I'm worried about my feels all day. Adding a girl to that equation just makes me cringe at the thought. I'd rather just give up on girls - like everything else - and sit at my computer all day and whine about how much life picks on me.
>>680717980
I'm ugly and never tried.
>>680718117
/thread
>>680735353
Well your problem is incredibly obvious, it isn't looks it's confidence. I'm sure you already knew that but it's true. Just stop hating yourself so much and things will work out eventually.
>>680717980
She just broke up with me sunday
>>680735715
Friend?!?!
>>680719488
Wish my friend had been more like, but now he's well and truly on the lead. His gf deliberately drove a wedge between us because we were so close, to the extent that when he did go out with me all she had to do was call him and he'd go running back to her, leaving me alone on what was supposed to a be a night out, a night out he was only able to have because I lent him money for the occasion. I haven't seen him for 3 years now but he has a kid with her (apparently she lied about being on protection). It was cringe-worthy seeing him go from an independent, fun-loving guy to someone who would beg and plead with his gf whenever she so much as shunned his attention. I think he actually enjoyed being her bitch, though. God knows what they got up to in the bedroom. Still miss him, though, or at least the memory of what was him. He's a changed man, if man is the right word.
>>680735256
I banged this one bitch. She was a cook. She said she'd cook me dinner if i fucked her. I came in her mouth it was a crisis, I gave her my special blend of herbs and spices
wife is too suspicious of me
>>680717980
I got a girlfriend last sunday bitch
Cannot decide on one
>>680717980
Because there are only like 8 single gals around my age in my town.... And I've already seen them naked so there isn't much point.
>>680735672
Probably the only women brainwashed enough to stay in a faithful relationship. This is one of the main things that religion is good for: marriage and the nuclear family.
>>680735804
not true at all. to deny all the evidence i've seen over 25 years that i'm too ugly to have a hug let alone a gf would be foolish.
>>680735943
What's her name
Because I don't wanna get one while I'm living out of a shelter.
Don't need one.
>>680717980
gf... that was a vogue
>>680735686
>>680735613
Seconded. Libido is a bitch.
>>680730555
digits!!!!!!!
>>680735613
My nigga hit the hit the nail on the head
>>680736199
Man im on a roll
>>680734517
don't cry babycakes, everythin' gonna be alrigh'
>>680718316
>>680718357
these tbh
>>680719189
>with interesting personality
>Im on /b/
>I can be anything I want
>Like a lying unicorn
>>680736140
Does that work?
>>680736130
none of your beeswax trash fag
Because I hate niggers, I believe in slavery, I think all women belong in the kitchen, can't help but have murder in my mind about me wanting to butcher every person in my college every 5 minutes, I think degenerates belongs on a cross, I'm a satanist.
>>680736086
those girls of church are bitches too
I'm 5'4, weigh 100 pounds, have crooked teeth, don't talk to anyone
>>680736476
Kek, no idea. Just trying to break up a sad thread with some humor.
>>680734738
You aren't missing out on anything by never experiencing the special hell that is the friendzone.
I was friendzoned several times as an adolescent. It was always the same, the girl would talk to me, we'd get friendly, then just when I think we may become something more, she starts talking about a boy she is crushing on. And she doesn't stop at who he is and what he does, she starts going into how sexy he is.
Here's the thing either those bitches thought I was their gay friend (because they are retarded) or they knew I was straight were torturing me on purpose (because they were sociopaths).
Either way I learned my lesson: either date them or keep them as distant acquaintances. Women are not friend material: simply because they don't have basic decency.
>Hey, bitch. Never describe a guy's washboard abs to your male friends. We don't want to hear it.
>>680736355
lol
>>680717980
Because I'm a pathetic loser holding out for a crack at damaged goods
>>680735054
Protip: Find a girl that will stick around for the same shit. Most of them will. Many find it attractive, or at least funny, as long as your'e dong something not gay. Guys that think their friends will stick around forever are -20 (maybe 25) and will soon discover that they're gone when their job/family/gf determines it.
>>680736489
Whats her first name start with at least?
>>680732627
>i hope you at least went to your prom.
what is it with you americanfags and your proms? if you don't go to your prom are you shot into outer space or something?
>>680736647
Explain?
>>680736567
lel, alright. Been thinking about revenge fucking an ex of mine. Don't want to get in trouble with authorities. She still spends the night once in a blue moon, so I;m toying with the idea of spiking her drink with something that puts her out cold.
Low confidence and self esteem, don't know how to pick up girls.
I mean i know how to talk to women but i don't know how to get further than just talking
