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In class. Trips decide what do. Quads if crazy

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In class. Trips decide what do.
Quads if crazy
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Yell "Bush did 9/11"
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>>680649811
Alan snackbar over and over again at the top of your lungs pretend you're trying to activate your suicide bomb.
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'The Jews are taking over the world, 9/11 was a Jewish conspiracy, so was the holocaust, you cant stop them!!!!!' yell this
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Fart loudly and declare that you shat your pants and have to excuse yourself
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>>680649811
Yell ' I got a bomb! Allahu Akbar' out loud.
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>>680651038
roll
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>>680651136
reroll
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Tell the teacher that somebody got trips
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Scream REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Slap penis on table post vid of doing
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Tell your teacher to buy a 4chan pass
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Throw an autistic tantrum.
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>>680651630
Scream
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>>680651038
Rolling for this
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just stand up go to a girl and take off her shoe. Sniff the feet and the shoe. Congratz you are now the guy with the foot fetish
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>>680650732
Rollerblades
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>>680651772
so close
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>>680651773
Fuck so close
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>>680649811
jizz on floor
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>>680651772
Off by one
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>>680651038
rawl
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>>680649811
Kys
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Start filming teacher. make it obvious so they get pissed. post results.
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Get yourself suspended.
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>>680650732
roll
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Flip your table. Then just say "What a twist!"
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>>680651772
Rolling
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>>680651864
Are you retarded? Anyhow, rollan for this >>680651496
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slap your teacher, record it, post it
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>>680649811
Sing the frozen theme and air jerk it until you are physically removed from the class room.
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Kill yourself
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>>680650466
almost! also, rollerino
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>>680651996
wow close as fuck
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>>680651948
Roll
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>Flip your table
>Yell "Fuck this shit, it's all useless"
>Proceed to walk away
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>>680652020
Does 2020 count as quad? :P
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>>680651038
rullar
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>>680652029
Reroll
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>>680649811
stationery up nose, refuse to remove
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Flying drop kick the teacher. Liu Kang style.
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>>680651981
roll!
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>>680651932
rolling
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>>680651404
Roll
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>>680652136
rerollo
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>>680649811
attempt to seduce your teacher after class.
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>>680650732
Roll
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>>680652029
Roll
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>>680652138
Re roll
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op won't deliver you faggots....
just in case: >>680651630
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How is he going to proof whatever he makes, fags?
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Fap, then when you're about to climax, jizz on a nearby girl's face.
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>>680652290
Then kill yourself
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>>680652264
make vidya and post, tard.
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>>680652193
Attempt to seduce your teacher DURING class
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>>680649811
Yell no niggers on my 20s! Naturally record
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attempt to stuff a book up your ass while screaming then run out of the room
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>>680652332
Off by on. Fuck me.
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confess your love to the teacher
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Make an effort to get yourself an education. You have no idea how lucky you are. Some of us never even had a chance.
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Call teacher a faggot.
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Stand up and start jerking off. Cum on a girl near you
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>>680649811
Start hulking out yell out in a hulk voice "(name) don't like math, math make hulk angry tear off your shirt if you don't like it and start yelling hulk smash
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>>680649811
pay attention to your fucking class
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>>680652400
Fuck off, you stole my idea. But just in case, rerolling for this.
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>>680652416
This roll
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Start watching porn on your phone with sound on, no headphones.
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>>680652416
Roll for WINRAR
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Yell at the teacher because his class is a repost.
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>>680652332
KILL YOURSELF FLAGGOT... Also loudly exclaim that a faggot got trips
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>>680652513
Rolling for this
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>>680649811
Call the biggest black guy a bitch. Then put up your fist
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flip a table
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>>680652513
>>680652548
Same fag
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>>680652416
Reroll
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>Throw phone at wall
>Yell "that fucking bastard got trips, fucking faggot"
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Shake your penis in front of random classmate
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>>680652565
rerollin
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Tell everyone they get free blowjobs afterschool
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Ask the nearest guy if you can suck his dick
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>>680652416
Roll for the Math hulk
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>>680649811
Shout "I'm OP and I'm going to fail Jr High because I was fucking off on 4chan, the place where child molesters lurk and post memes about making light of 9/11"
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Filename.
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>>680652655
Off by one
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Jizz on floor then eat it.
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Draw a penis on the wall in sharpie, post results
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>>680652736
Stop talking about yourself like that man I think you need help
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>>680652655
Rolling for this.
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>>680652416
Roll
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>>680652814
Forgot to quote >>680652616
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>>680652416
roll
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>>680652858
Roll, a big penis
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Rip all the pages from your text book, throw them around the room, and yell "FUCK NIGGERS" over and over.
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Flip your desk and yell no I won't suck your dick at a random class mate
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>>680652987
Roll
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Tell everyone your a transgender and your roll model is Caitlyn Jenner
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>>680652548
>>680652814
>>680652964
Same fag
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Scream "I'm tired of these fucking niggers in this school! How the fuck am I gonna learn with coons nigging up the place?"
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>>680652445
Off by one
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Yell allah akbar and run out of the class
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>>680652416
Roll for this shit everybody
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>>680652028
rolling for this
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You must bust a bust in your seat
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Pee your pants

Shit if quad
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>>680653241
Rollin for this shit
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>>680653330
Damn
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An hero in class faggot
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Fuck her right in the pussy!!!!
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>Get as close as you can to the classmate next to you
>Sensually whisper "Allahu Akbar"
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Take a nap on the floor
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>>680653330
Almost man u get nothing
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>>680653330
winrar?
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>>680653330
You had one job faggot
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Ask teacher for a blowjob
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Jack off in class
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>>680653611
No and if OP does it he's retarded
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An hero
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>>680652416
Roollllooolll
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>>680653611
fuck off! retarded newfag!
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Get on top of your desk and say, as calm and formally as you can:
"Hello, my name is OP and I'm a massive faggot. I will accept any blowjob requests after this class. They're for free today."
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Moan loudly like you're having an intense orgasm
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>>680652416
Rolling on the river
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Tell the person next to you that you masturbate to Donald Trump
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Point at the nearest nigger and call it your nigger-slave, rip your pants off and start helicoptering your dick
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raise ur hand and ask 2 go bathroomed
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start to scream "Nigger"
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>>680653853
roll
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Piss on the nearest person
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>>680652416
Rollo
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Whip dick out
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>>680653853
roller
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>>680652416
Wut dis do dis
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>>680653998
UHHHHHHHHH OFF BY ONE
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>>680649811
Shoot the place up or something similiar
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>>680653998
not today
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>>680653933
Roll
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>>680652416
I want you best chap to record it and also roll
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Combination of most of these. Shit yourself while shouting Allahu Akbar and hand out blowjob cards after class.
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>>680652416
Roll
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Yell Allahu Akbar!
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Yo op prove that you are still here take another pic
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jizz on floor w/ vid
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Take pants off and sit there casually
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Go to the bathroom, take a shit and go back to class with a shit stain on your face, act normal
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Write that you support the euthinesia of mentally handicapped people on a paper airplane and toss it to teacher
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>>680654241
reroll
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>>680653998
>>680654106
yeaah?? roll
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>>680651772
im rolling for this. Am I doing it right?
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offer blowjob to nearest boy.
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>>680652416
This should win now
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Throw a huge autistic tantrum
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>>680654285
roll for this
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Take your shirt off and try to put that shirt on the person nearest to you. If they resist fight to get it on them until it gets violent and if they let you , you move on to trousers shoes etc.
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>>680654285
Roll
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Ask chick next to you for a bj
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>>680649811
Declare yourself the last great prophet of Islam, and denounce Muhammad as a lying infidel who is ass raped daily by Satan.
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>>680654444
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>>680654444
this... this has won
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>>680654444
WINRAR
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>>680654444
Winrar! !!
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>>680654444
Winrar
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tip over your desk and sit on it without saying anything.
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>>680654444
Fuckin WINRAR
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get up and walk out quietly.
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>>680654444
there it is.
>delivery incoming
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>>680653853
i want this
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>>680654444
winrar
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double dig your nose with both pointing fingers and lick them off as if its sweet honey making a face close to orgasm.
make a webm of it.
Congrats. now you are bogerman for the rest of your school years.
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>>680654444
vid?
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>>680654444
>>680654444
>>680654444
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>>680654444
also, WINRAR
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>>680654444
Way too crazy, no, not gonna do this

Roll again /b/ros, trips only, no more quads
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>>680654444
We have a winner
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>>680651404
this
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>>680654446
Winrar!!
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>>680654444
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I bet OP shit his pants
>Ib4 OP is new fag
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>>680654444
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>>680654707
God fucking damn it, what's the limit for you, whispering "hello friends" to a book?

Rolling for throwing a pen to your teacher.
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>>680654444
vid and post later at least!
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>>680654707
here we go
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>>680654761
dumb ass
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>>680654707
Fag
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>>680654707
You lying faggot.
>>680654777
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Blare this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
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>>680654444
time for your show great autismo
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>>680654707
You suck
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>>680654707
Do it faggot or just do the hulk one because it's popular
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>>680654707
draw penis on desk
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>>680654707
fucking faggot

hope you get raped by jews you nigger
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>>680654707

>too crazy
>/b/

What were you expecting?
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>>680654761
Retarded autistic faggot
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Throw a pencil at a student as hard as you can
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>>680654707
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>>680654777
winner winner chicken dinner.
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>>680654707
dont ask for quads for crazy shit if you not gonna do it then you fucking faggot.
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commit sudoku on sight
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Draw a dick in your forehead and do not clean it for the rest of the day
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>>680654707
Pussy head

If you at least were funny you could pull some type of hoes and prestige for the autist award but you have clearly presented yourself to be a cuck instead. Cuck Master
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>>680655190
Kek what a kek this is top kek
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Strip naked in class, Curl into a ball and sing and yell "ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY MOE HE'S THE ROLLIEST MOLE YOU'LL EVER KNOW AND HIS NAME IS ROLLY MOE" While rolling around butt naked on the classroom floor
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Make loud moaning noises.
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>>680655190
ON SIGHT
ON SIGHT
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Take shirt off and pinch your nipples while moaning
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>>680652416
Roll for this lost relic
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Throw your books on the ground

Also your a pussy
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>>680655190
What a retard
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>>680649811
Yell "can I cum on you"?
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Tickle the teacher with your pickle.
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>>680652416
Roll
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>>680655491
Ignore the 1
Round the 49
WiNrAr
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>>680655565
mfw almost-quints
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Make 2 huge balls of paper and put inside your shirt to pretend you have tits
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>>680654707
nigger

abandon thread
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>>680655317
Reroll
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Fart in a tub
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>>680654444
SHIT! HE GOT IT!
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>>680655491
Roll
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OP here, thanks for falling for this this faggots.
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>>680654777
ignoring the trips get?

abandon thread, everything will be "too much" for OP.
>he was never going to deliver in the first place
>useless fuckboy
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>>680655724
Faggot autistic child
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Cry. When asked about it just say "I think I'm a fag..."
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Stab everyone in the class with a pencil or pen.
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>>680654707
OP giant faggot. No balls.

Throw a pen at any girl and when she turns around then lick your chops like predator savoring the meal to come and stare at her creepily.
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Yell out "WEEEEABOOOOO
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>>680654707
cuckboy
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>>680656138
OP here, I have bigger balls than you, faggot.
You are just a basement dick licking bitch
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Break a chair or a desk.
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Throw a pen at the teacher
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Throw the trashcan across the classroom
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Answer your teachers question with "a bigger wall?" While recording and upload to YouTube
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Scream as loud as you can
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>>680655903
>implying anyone on /b/ takes things seriously
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Say out in a feminine voice out loud, 'I'm in the Jihad Squad!'
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>>680657033
Dubs?
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Draw a huge swastika on ur desk
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>>680657209
roll
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>>680657033
Reroll
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>>680650466
Reroll
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>>680657402
reroll
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>>680657209
rollerino
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>>680657209
rolll
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Punt a student in the head.
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Sing a song about Homer Simpson
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Injure a student
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Impolitely pee.
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL STILL HERE? OP IS A FAG AND WON'T DELIVER, LEAVE AND STOP ENCOURAGING FAGGOTS LIKE HIM TO MAKE THREADS!!!

>>680654707
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>>680654444
Holy Mother of roll
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