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ITT: Give yourself a super power but other anon's put a limit on it.
I'll start with: The ability to stop time.
>>680641098
But you can't start it again.
>>680641098
You go can as far as you want, but only after 1939.
for 1 second and only while asleep
>>680641162
...I'm okay with this.
>>680641098
The ability to put a limit on other anons' powers.
>>680641206
i dont think you read the super power...
>>680641286
But only once.
The ability to count.
1
The ability to fly
>>680641326
i'm fine with that, it's unlikely that there's more than 1 person who can choose an ability he gets.
2
>>680641403
All the way up to 3.
>>680641436
1 inch above the ground
>>680641403
but others anons interrupt with "nigger"
>>680641436
in minecraft
>>680641436
But you can never land.
>>680641436
minimum of 50 miles above the ground.
>>680641436
you only fly upside down
The ability to read minds
>>680641542
of dumb niggers
>>680641542
But only of mentaly retarded people
>>680641542
But you immediately and uncontrollably start narrating whatever you're reading from another's mind, so they immediately know you're doing it.
>>680641542
You can only hear background noise and never focus on singular thought.
>>680641541
But never land again
>>680641542
but only your own
>>680641542
You hear their thoughts in another language you don't understand
The ability to destroy these threads, trap threads, get threads, feet threads, the majority of shitty porn threads, furry threads, loli threads, and any other shitty repetitive threads at the instant of their creation.
>>680641743
But you end up missing them because you're a faggot
>>680641743
but only if it would get 0 replies.
check mate.
>>680641743
You come to the sudden inevitable realization that /b/ is and always has been nothing but reposts, and the board remains empty until the end of the internet.
>>680641098
But only after, during a round of cocksucking, the dude's load trickles down your throat.
The ability to make the perfect bait
the ability to rejigger handicaps anons have placed on other anons superpowers
>>680641909
but people realize it's bait and don't reply to it
>>680641791
Sure, I'll take it. I'd rather feel regret for deleting them and long for their return than let them exist in the first place :^)
>>680641909
you fall for it yourself.
>>680641098
The ability to choose one condition or effect currently affecting me and mind-over-matter it out of existence.
Teleportation
>>680641909
But it's so perfect a real Navy Seal with over 300 confirmed kills trained in gorilla warfare shows up at your house to murder you for your 'clever' comment.
Power to raise and control skellingtons
>>680641098
The ability to see into the future.
>>680641965
but only if you agree to get handicapped by them yourself.
>>680642051
you can only teleport to random showers around the world
>>680642072
but they'll eventually turn on you and gang rape you
>>680642072
But the skellingtons spook you.
>>680642072
But only after they beat you up
>>680641743
but only on the last page
>>680642029
But in exchange, you forget something you consider to be important in the process.
>>680641542
But you read everyones mind in a certain proximity with no way to stop it
the ability to me op and suck no cocks.
>>680642051
once you start teleporting, you can't stop for a REALLY long time.
Immortality
>>680642051
But only to places you've been before.
The ability to spit really far.
>>680642178
>tfw everything is equally unimportant
I can accept this.
the ability to seemlessly samefag
>>680642205
But you have to suck chicken legs for the rest of your life
>>680642072
Your face melts off and you become king skellington. You spook yourself for the rest of your days.
>>680642244
but for each extra day you live, you deep throat a cock
>>680642274
But the spit always hits you in the face.
>>680642205
but you fantasize about it constantly, and since you are unable to fulfill your deepest desires, you eventually decide to off yourself
>>680642244
but only if you get double dubus.
Oh hey you already did, welp you're immortal now.
>>680642072
but they are too spooky and make you piss yourself every time
>>680642090
You can only look at random events involving degenerate leftists and the ideas they develop.
>>680642295
but the writing style is so similar you get called out
>>680642244
But you are more sensitive to pain than others
>>680642090
You can only see the very near future of an obese Argentinian man named Horje.
>>680642295
>>680642385
samefag
>>680642090
But only of your parents having SEX
>>680642244
But you can not reproduce.
>>680642295
the replies are in such close proximity it gets really obvious
>>680642072
but it only grows inside of you since the day you're concieved.
>>680642428
This is some new kind of evil.
>>680642244
But your body no longer heals or regenerates in any way.
>>680641098
dude we already done this wait at least a week before reposting an older thread as your own fag
The ability to draw memes
>>680642316
a small price to pay
who knows, maybe you could pray the straight away and come to enjoy it
>>680641490
>>680641536
>>680641541
not enough of a hinderance, really
>>680641537
good one
OT: hydrokinesis
>>680642029
The condition is you are my birch,
my power is the ability to affect everyone, especially this guy, so their powers are nullified and to instantly kill anyone not affected by my power
>>680642295
you cant change ip
The ability to travel in time forward one second per second.
>>680642051
But only 5km southwest of where you are facing
The ability to kill threads with a single post.
>>680641651
this is far.
Ability to kill myself
>>680642509
Nah, I wasn't done with the old one when it died.
>>680642514
but they will never be as popular or high quality as the banana that everyone really really likes
>>680642521
of only the fluids in your body.
>>680642524
But only once the heat death of the universe has occurred and not before.
>>680642474
prove it.
The ability to double jump like mario
>>680642295
you just cant stop
>>680642059
Gorilla warfare? What is that, throwing bananas at people? Its Guerilla Warfare.
>>680641098
You're zack morris
>>680642667
But only if you vote for trump
>>680642564
but you will always be reincarnated to a lower socioeconomic class
>>680642667
but if you hit anything except the ground upon landing, you die.
>>680642667
but whenever you hurt yourself you become a manlet
>>680642245
this is fair.
>>680642564
But you come back to life
and you have to clean up all the blood and wash the pillows because you cry yourself to sleep every fucking night and your family is fucking sick of it.
you animal
ability to start a thread and not be a massive faggot, unlike OP
>>680642694
Hi, you must be new here.
>>680642745
wow as if life wasn's shitty enough lol.
>>680642564
But only through natural decay processes of your own body.
>>680642295
you can only samefag one post
>>680642667
but your girlfriend keeps getting kidnapped
>>680642805
but only if he's an oldfag.
>>680642295
you can't stop until you get dubs
>>680642667
But now you're twice as sensitive to pain
>>680642667
But in when you're in Nebraska
>>680642564
But you can only kill yourself via cancer of the banana poster
>>680642751
>>680641743
but you get an uncontrollable urge to masterbate to all their shitty content
loli, furry, feet, trap...
>>680642803
But only on boards nobody goes to, like >>>/trv/
The ability to have an ability
>>680642316
So, if you deep throat a cock 365x in a row, you wouldn't have to do it for another year? Not bad at all.
>>680642803
But you Still have to suck gaycock every time you start a New thread
>>680642295
you develop schizophrenia
I want to be able to transform into other things, either other humans, animals, or objects.
>>680642274
But only from your peener
Can turn into smoke and evaporate and shit
>>680642977
You're a vegetable
>>680642977
... but other anon's put a limit on it.
>>680642128
Talk about getting boned
>>680642401
>>680642506
Immortality and invincibility arent't the same things you cucks. He could feel pain regardless
>>680642977
but your ability is somehow restricted in a vague and unspecified way.
>>680641098
>>680641098
The power to stroke harder!
The only power I need.
>>680642540
Your posts are always the 350th of the thread.
> the power to communicate with animals
>>680642295
you meet your evil doppelganger
>>680643036
what would sucking straight cock be like?
>>680643055
you don't get to keep your human braincapacity upon transformation
>>680643055
But the amount of time you spend in a new form is random and variable, ranging between one second and one year and everything in between.
>>680643153
but they all hate you and attack you on sight
The ability to have a small loan of a million dollars.
The ability to warp reality to my will.
the ability to get dubs whenever you want
>>680643092
With the second one though, if he lost an arm, he wouldn't get it back. His body would just eventually fall apart as the injuries built up over time.
>>680643291
You're Kanye west
>>680643314
But no one checks them
Stretchy powers.
>>680641722
/thread
>>680643314
The problem is you make others get dubs.
>like this.
>>680643142
You tear your own dick off the next time you go to masturbate.
>>680641982
You are my hero
Omnipotence
>>680643355
but you're Kanye West
>>680643314
But no one notices
>>680643062
It takes you a 1.2 years to re-materalize.
My super power is that I can fuck the rabbit
>>680643291
Your hair runs off to start a new life.
>>680643314
but only in trip threads.
>>680641529
my fuckin sides
The ability to shapeshift.
My power is normality.
It causes me to be a normal person with a normal life. Normal things happen to me, and I react like a normal person.
>>680643382
but you can never return to your original shape
>>680643152
but you stay virgin till you're 34 and then buy a hooker which stays your only sexual experience
>>680643142
but once you stop stroking your dick will fall off
>>680641098
You can only do this while sucking a man´s cock (as soon as you stop sucking, time starts again).
>>680643473
But you have to always go awoo.
>>680643533
But you're still miserable and always want to go back to your basement
to be able to kill anyone anonymously
>>680643473
You are the rabbit. You're masturbating. You later find out about the furry community and how they all want to rape you in the most disgusting ways imaginable, you feel horrible and awkward about it for the rest of your life.
>>680643533
Normiefag gtfo
>>680643711
but you cut yourself on your edge every time
>>680641436
But only inside.
the ability to go super saiyan
>>680643533
but you still fap to traps and must keep it a secret
>>680643291
But your parents are killed every time you use that money
>>680643419
But you don't really feel like doing anything with it, you're perpetually bored with everything no matter what.
>>680643304
After serious consideration you come to the conclusion that reality is pretty much perfect, but you may let durkas blow themselves up once every month.
>>680643473
Only if the rabbit is rabid.
>>680643711
but only yourself
>>680643777
Shit your pants every time.
>>680642730
tht's fine. Will be jumping like crazy all over the place.
>>680643382
But you don´t know how to control them and always end up looking like a blob of human flesh with no bones.
>>680643659
but that's still normal. So, nothing has changed.
>>680643142
But you can never cum
>>680643533
But you will always wish your life was more exciting
The ability to make the world a better place.
the ability to run as fast as sonic
Ability to sticky a thread
>>680642126
haha this sounds awesome
>>680641529
>every count to 10 thread
>>680643153
But they all speak in ebonics
The ability to shit in anyone's fannypack without anyone noticing.
>>680643972
But you become the cringier twin of Chris-chan.
>>680643955
but only by damaging/killing yourself
>>680643955
but only for blacks
>>680641162
thats one hell of a fucking Limit.
>>680644006
but no one replies and the threads never die
the ability to summon moot
>>680643955
But you go down in history as some creepy cunt.
>>680643804
>>>680643291
>But your parents are killed every time you use that money
>killed every time
>every time
>every
>>680643955
After some time you to start to realize that humans are scum that should be wiped off the face of earth.
>>680643849
I'd hope it was painless and quick,
>>680644159
But you have to jack him off before he shows up
The ability to have no limits on this ability.
>>680643198
You know, if the guy you're sucking Its enjoying it, then it's gaycock, but if he's not, then it's straight cock. Everyone knows that, fam
>>680644063
You have a rectal prolapse every time you do this.
>>680644159
>but only a less efficient, asian version of him
>>680644279
But only if the ability is useless
>>680643304
Except it's spelled "rap," and you have to RAP reality to your will
>>680644279
You live in Nebraska
>>680644159
but you have to buy ads on 4chan
>>680644239
How is this at all a limit?
>bonus
>>680643711
but you're not cool like yagami light, but fat and autistic
>>680643382
But only on one side of your body
>>680644329
that wasn't a limit, that was a statement
i didn't say that the ability had any uses SO THEREFORE THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY LIMITS FOR THE ABILITY IS THE ABILITY TO NOT HAVE ANY LIMITS
The ability to shoot streams of liquid flame as far as two football fields from your hands
>>680643419
along with impotence
>>680644332
lmfao
>>680642200
>Code Geass
>>680641542
but everyone else can read yours
>>680643473
But the fox gets to fuck you at the same time
>>680643382
but only your penis
The ability to solder wires without solder.
>>680643518
but only into the shape of a dildo
the ability to lose your virginiy
>>680644548
>Not even having a downside
>>680644454
but it burns every time you use it.
I have the ability, at-will, to increase the mass within my teeth, particularly the molars.
This will allow me to bite through thin strips of metal, rebar, and other things that are sizable to fit in my mouth. I can bite an entire chunk out of anyone's arm, too. My teeth can stop bullets and they can also survive extreme heat. My teeth cannot drown or be strangled, either.
>>680644616
but only your anal virginity
>>680644616
But you lose it to a trap.
>>680641098
The permanent ability to consciously alter the physical conditions of the Universe (including myself) in a short period of time in a way which is only to my benefit and never in a way which is dangerous or undesirable to my health, safety, and sanity.
There. Limit THAT, fuckers.
>>680644616
But only to a fat, SJW tranny with rainbow hair
>>680643533
But you still visit 4chainz, and are called out constantly for being a normie
>>680644599
But the energy it takes to create the heat is taken directly from the calories in your body
>>680644636
But your teeth rot and get chipped when you eat normal food.
>>680644454
It only works when you aim them at an orphanage.
>>680644616
>on an empty planet with nobody on it
>>680641098
only while you're pissing
To be able to cook high quality meth out of my butt
>>680644636
Russian scientists become incredibly intrested in your teeth and kidnap you for experiments.
>>680643711
But you develop an urgent need to confess it to the Police department every time you see a cop
>>680643711
But every time you do, you slip into a coma for 1 year
>>680644634
That's actually a really realistic draw back thank you anon
>>680644763
But it occasionally blows up
>>680644673
But you accidentally wipe out all existence so that your health, safety and sanity never existed to be endangered
The ability to have no superpowers...
The power to give small ethiopian children Cancer and AIDS at will
>>680644877
BUT YOU BECOME SUPORMAN
>>680644877
but you randomly have uncontrollable super powers
The ability to be loved.
>>680644557
>Good enough for me
>>680644673
But only Alter the universe in that universe building game on the computer
>>680641436
But only single engine land aircraft with a properly certified license and medical from the government regulatory body (FAA for you Amerifags)
>>680644887
... there is no aids or cancer you could give anymore...
>>680641436
as long as your feet touch the ground
ability to transform into anything you want perfectly and back
>>680644673
You're a fag.
>>680645015
But you'll never get laid and always remain "just friends"
>>680641206
>You go can as far as you want, but only after 1939.
>You go can as far as you want,
>You go can as far
>You go can
>go can
I have the ability to change the state of matter and completely turn something into something else
>>680644063
But you can never wipe
>>680644673
But only in a universe, far away from this one, where is no return
>>680645002
Just how random and uncontrollable are we talking, because that could be not a hindrance.
>>680645015
That people can love you does not imply anyone ever will.
>>680641098
omnipotence
>>680644844
I try.
>>680642540
but you can only post banana
>>680645015
But only by your family
>>680641098
Indestructible, cant die of anything
>>680645264
In ylyl threads.
>>680645126
One atom at a time...
>>680645245
Impotent
>>680645251
You know though, that would be a awesome ass power
>>680641098
Can make people shit their pants
Invisibility
>>680641743
only to have them continually be remade by shitposters
>>680645314
my body is as fragile as any body
>>680643777
Checked
But your voice is cartoonishly high, and you never are
>>680645314
But they can still get aids
>>680641536
this is a lot more horrible than it sounds. imagine never being able to relax on a comfy bed again or somethinf similar
>>680645314
But you can feel the pain of whatever is supposed to damage you, and it lasts forever
>>680645100
Getting laid is easy, but being love is hard.
>>680645405
Can't see while invisible because your eyes don't capture light.
>>680645314
>nothin
>not even old age.
You forgot to ask to not age.
>>680645459
but can i heal it? by tradicion methods i mean
>>680642072
but they DOOT
>>680644072
Topkek
>>680645530
Nope, you're indestructible, you're not damaged, you just have eternal phantom pain
>>680645392
>only figuratively
>>680644618
Keksimus maximus
>>680645126
Damn. That's quite the limitation
>>680645603
shieet
>>680643812
tbh even if i would do anything with it i'd just get this feeling in a bit of time
>>680643972
But only towards blacks
>>680644673
But everytime you do alter something or someone to your or another benefit, you will get stuck in a random parallel universe, until alter something or someone again.
>>680645450
Unless you use a system of winches to pull the bed up to you...
>>680644006
Only cotton thread
The ability to roll dubs
>>680644738
There are billions of people who's parents died, so technically the world is an orphanage
I have the ability to kill myself
>>680645897
In trap threads
the ability to suck in anything through a wind tunnel in the palm of your left hand.
>>680645939
But only with a needle that gives you cancer
>>680645989
Suck in too much miasma.
>>680642521
But only the water in bathrooms
>>680645897
Just in threads that have been trolled, banaed, or spidermaned
>>680645987
Ooooooooooooooo
>>680644599
But you'll never learn how to solder properly
>>680644616
But it comes back every time
>>680641743
but for every thread you destroy three more will take their place. instant creation and deletion 4chan shuts down by the overload.
>>680646042
Hell of a deal
>>680642667
But you're constantly jumping into floating blocks of bricks on shrooms and it hurts
>>680644636
But your enamel falls off every time you use your power. Then painfully regrows when you're finished
>>680644673
But only in your mind, faggot
>>680643382
but only your body orifices.
The ability to shapeshift in to whatever the fuck I want
>>680645157
Kek
>>680646044
;^(
>>680646409
But you shapeshift by fucking said thing.
>>680646409
permanently shifted as cock in ass
>>680644857
kekmfao
the ability to understand quantum physics. uni is fucking me up.
>>680644763
But it smells like ass and doesn't get anyone high
The ability to summon any life size car that can run, fully functional, and with the keys in the front seat
>keys
>gas
>fully drivable
>life size
>not registered as stolen
>any color I want
Try to drawback that one faggots
>>680644673
On thursday afternoons
>>680644834
This is my favorite one
>>680644877
But only while you need to shit
>>680646661
that ability requires more mana.
>>680645015
But only platonically
Bumping why at page 10?
>>680646661
But you crash each car that you summon, you're maimed horrible after each crash
>>680646890
reached bump limit.
>>680645065
But only while holding your breath
>>680646661
But it can only be a 4 cylinder
>>680645126
But nothing bigger than a bread box
>>680644332
*rape
