NZ thread /nzg/
On that long weekend jam, edition
http://tinychat com/nzcam
Why are IDs even gone?
Dunners reporting.
What's happening? Anyone got plans for the weekend?
#PrinceRip
>>680606043
ill fight anyone in auckland. any one. ill fucking beat up anyone who wants to fight. Im in auckland right now and will be waiting to see if any of you autistic ugly NZ betas take up my challenge. also your women are ugly as fuck but won't leave me alone.
Dunners reporting, bruh
>>680606210
'Sup?
No plans for this w/e, mate, you?
Would fap to that picture/10, though
>>680606391
If you fight a guy before fucking him then it's not really gay.
>Christchurch
Same ol' same ol'
>>680606043
>Christchurch
Evening fam
>>680606391
I didn't know the entire city of Auckland was confined to the basement of some faggot's mother in Camden.
>>680606391
This my friends is a prime example of why you don't let Pajeet and his friends into your country.
>>680606043
Why didn't you guys want to change your shitty flag?
>>680606043
>>680606584
We did
New official flag is pic related
>>680606584
Hey fuck you buddy.
>>680606584
because we're cucks and we love our cuck stamp
>>680606584
We did, but the one they gave us was even shitter.
>>680606714
He's right dumb fuck.
>>680606806
Come on dude, fuck off.
>>680606697
Yes love that one all the ones on John Oliver were amazing like
Word faggots it's my birthday today
>28
>>680606446
Nought doing. Gonna suss a meke feed and just chill for the night, I reckon. You?
D1's on at Puke, mate is running again so I'll be all up in that livestream. Again, you?
I dunno about that, but I rate your choice too. Haven't got many photos of that car!
>>680606509
Like clockwork. Evening.
>>680606532
And again. Hey, babes.
>>680606943
Congrats, unless your life is shit. In which case be glad it's closer to being over.
>>680606446
>>680606986
Can't you just do this on tinychat? Fucking kek you're both in the room right now. Just talk there.
Anyone got sum hawt Maori noodz
>>680607075
You're thinking of Tonga. We're Sea Mexicans.
>>680607079
thanks kiddo
>>680606943
Jesus, that photo is painful.
Happy birthday, anyway. You should really be doing something better than 4chan.
>>680607214
>hot
>maori
choose one
>>680606986
Sounds good, fam
Nah nothing doing either, nothing planned
Oh sweet, will be good. Once again, nothing doing eh
Google's your friend!
>>680607139
Quit being salty, bbq
>>680606986
Evening, much planned for the long weekend?
>>680607139
Don't want to type too loudly and wake up Rosie, ow
>>680607237
Fuck
Your right, sorry bud
>>680607281
Hey, ID cream A maori broad, they'er kinky mate, Like Muslims
>>680607279
yeah thinking of drinking a bottle of JD and paying an escort to give me a bday bj later
>>680607312
Yeah, be aiight. Fuckin' starving.
Word, word. Been up to ought or nah?
Heritage Collection was my friend until they binned most of it!
>>680607324
Nah, no decent plans, just gonna be kicking around at home. You?
>>680607594
Now THAT is a birthday celebration. Yo, tell the slag it's your birthday though, might be free.
>>680607910
Well i'm trying to set up a date with a chick I hit it off with last weekend, but we'll see.
>>680607910
sympathy bj's are the best tbh
>>680607910
Did you get anything to eat last night or neh?
Nah. Slept til about 2, washed the car, done nought since then. How about you?
>Heritage Collection
>Binned
>Commit Sudoku
threds ded
anyone wana buy some weed?
>>680608466
>>680608466
could this be the worst nz thread of all time?
>>680606043
I love you NZ
>>680608793
yesterday was a bit worse
isn't everyone just moving to the chatroom
I live in welly, over in tawa i activly seek death and enjoy cuddling
>>680608011
Well, best of luck with that. Anything is better than here!
>>680608154
Right? So much more meaning in it.
>>680608320
Nah, ended up walking as opposed to driving, didn't get anything. So yeah, it's been a minute!
Fuck, comfy as. You driven it much or is it just sitting dormant?
Nah, didn't get up to much. Felt a bit stuffed again in the day, but I'm a bit better now.
>>680608466
Hasn't even started. Fuckin' strap yourself in for a full throttle ride, anon.
>>680608793
it has great potential to smash all records of shitness
>>680609476
Yeah shit, you would be hungry!
Sitting dormant since last Friday
That's alright then, man. Keep on keepin' on, as you say
>>680609653
tell us about previous threads
>>680609852
they were shit also
>>680608520
What you got
>>680608485
Evening lvl3
>>680609755
Could go for a bit of a feed, yeah!
Fuckin' hell. You gonna move it at all over the break?
Haha, you know it. See what happens on the way.
>>680609920
lmao
>>680610653
Yeah shit, I reckon!
Dunno, part of me wants to go out, but comfy here
Yeah too right, man
afrikan hrER frm lAGOS niGEA wantS saom saXY piC
>>680611440
Come for a cruise, ow! Nah, I know the deal. Canna blame you.
G'night, kiwis. Nice and early.
>>680612968
>>680613002
>>680613053
>>680613122
You're on a one-man mission from god, mate.
>>680613202
Long as god grants me my Yellowbird in the end. I'm ok with that.
>>680613257
You're earning it, lad. Godspeed.
>>680613724
are you that dude who uploads beatle pics as well?
>>680613555
>>680613657
>>680613689
>>680613724
>>680613754
Tanks fags come to ruin the thread again. i'm off to bed. gn
Sup cunts, Wellington here
Jack Davies is a fucking faggot
>>680613779
beatle.
did you call a 911 based car a beatle
please remove yourself from this world.
>>680613805
The thread was fucking done, man. Tankfag is here to keep it going a bit longer, see if any late night anons show up.
>here's your Yellowbird
>>680613805
goodnight then.
>>680613898
not thinking i'm not one of the Yellowbird ppl too.
I'll chip in where I can, I guess.
>>680613876
Lol, not knowing your cars, stil acting like a big faggot...
>>680614536
>>680614566
>based Italians
>>680606680
I know this bitch.
Manawatu /b/ro reporting in.
>>680614772
Opotiki reporting in
>>680614772
fuck up cunt it's my mom
>>680613876
beatles*
pissy on cars?
>>680614582
>not knowing my cars
911 might share a rear engine rear wheel drive layout along with boxer engine but besides that where the 911 and Beetle likeness stop.
One was a cheap car for the masses. Other a sports car.
If you mean Yellowbird vs 911 and or its variations of codes 993,964 and so on and so forth. It still bring it back to it was 911.
Now if said first Porsche's where very VW Beatle. then yeah.
>>680614949
Normal for Piahatua to have 23 year old mums with kids that can use computers. Doesnt surprise me cunt.
Yeah, nah, this ship has sailed. I'm out.
Here you go dunners, a car in your area.
Tempted to sell mine to grab it
>10K
>>680615643
what has been done to it?
>>680615643
>fake wheels
Looks tidy though. Talk us through it?
And what have you got now?
>also back for more, i guess
>>680615007
any nudes?
>>680615808
>>680615857
Pretty stock other than looks, new ECU, exhaust and suspension. Only problem is having to get different tyres to pass a wof as these are stretched.
Mine is a 2000 B4 Legacy
>>680616173
Hey, Maf.
Well, depends where you went for a WOF. You can legally get away with some stretch, and then a little more than that if the WOF man is nice.
Factory turbo and shit? And going off the wheels, I dunno about the quality of the suspension, etc.
I could go look at it if you really wanted, I guess?
>>680616501
Yeah factory Turbo on both mine and the Silvia, nah don't bother having a look at it, it's more something I can dream about than actually go and do. I know i'd end up spending too much money on tyres if I did get it
R I T A
>>680614772
>manawatu
You're probably from Levin just too shame to admit it.
>>680616666
Based quads.
Righto, no worries. Fair cop about tyres lol
>>680616732
Hey, mate!
>>680616801
Dunners! How are you today man?
>>680616910
Come on tc
>>680616910
Yeah, alright at the minute. Bloody keen for a feed!
How you been?
>>680616991
Don't come on TC. It's normie central. Or do, whatever.
>>680617048
>>680616991
I'm on now but it's so laggy, haha. Yeah i'm keen for a feed too. I'm good man, just finished watching the revenant!
>>680617307
Yeah, it's packed. Get a feed, oi!
Oh, word! You rate it? I know Leo is your boy.
>>680617618
I'm too poor for a feed man, i'm so poverty stricken. It's allgood though. Yeah I do rate it actually, the cinematography is sick. I want to go to Canada now!
>>680617731
Huss down here real quick, I'll shout you a feed.
True, true. I'll have to check it sometime! Put it on the list with every other movie ever lol
Road to 300 here we come
>>680618240
From 130, and nothing happening? Fuck, you're keen.
>>680618348
>>680618364
>>680618420
>>680618446
>>680618240
>>680618348
Not even the 300 man could do it
>>680618537
>>680618523
>>680618537
Nah, I don't think so either.
Everything is on break, the slightly more normal regulars/lurkers have fucked off, so it's dead as hell.
>>680618581
>>680618628
Together we can achieve anything
>>680618704
>>680618721
>>680618744
Sloth posting
it's on our DNA
>>680618811
alll these dubs
>>680618866
can't even contain me
>>680618537
whos 300 man??
>>680618890
We got rockets now
>>680618704
Fuck, I'm letting the team down a bit! Sorry.
>>680618866
All those dubs too, g
what the fuck happened to the TC. I leave for a few weeks and something happened!
>>680618920
>>680618921
A hero
>>680618924
>>680618936
>>680618943
Together we are strong
>>680618990
>>680618943
Normies happened. Everyone is in there, nobody is in here. It hurts me to see things in such a state.
>>680618990
I feel the power, mate.
>>680619060
>>680619067
>>680619115
It's a pity I don't have the 200picture folder of game related desktops anymore.
>Life Is Strange
>>680619115
>>680619067
>>680619060
It's because the tc gets on teh front page and all the tinychat camwhores rush in
>>680619166
Yeah, I don't really enjoy having like 20 people in chat, I miss when it was like 8.
>>680619166
Yeah, but all the regulars from here are just in there now as well.
>>680619150
>>680619164
>>680619060
Even though everyones in there there's nothing happening. How is such a thing possible?
>>680619187
>>680619209
>>680619225
People are sometimes too afraid to speak
>>680619209
Fucking this.
It was comfy.
>>680619225
Because it's just random bollocks now. I don't really know how, but you can see it before your very eyes!
>>680619296
>>680619344
My latest game
>>680619378
>SOMA concept art
Fantastic game btw, would recommend/10
I'm like a pro at these captchas now
>>680619446
Fuck I wish I had more tiem to play games
>tfw your gaming group is breaking up due to lack of playing
>>680619554
Fuck, aren't they a bastard?
>>680619572
Know the feel. It's just me and one other guy now, hence I'm on here more.
>>680619572
Play games right now
>>680619624
Nah I legit don't mind them
So whats happening with this drug war they are talking about in the papers?
>>680619554
>>680619624
Yeah at this point I'm goddamn mountain/grass/river spotting fucking expert
>>680619653
Too 300, then games
>>680619446
>tfw clocked it months ago
it really is a good game, makes you think too.
>>680619700
>>680619669
I had one the other day that told me to keep spotting road signs, and when I clicked them they'd dissapear and have a chance at being more road signs. That was fucking BS
>>680619740
forgot face
>>680619669
Captcha doesn't give a fuck though, it'll fail you just for shits and gigs.
>>680619700
Our daily duty as anons to three-hundy this shit in memory of a long-gone man who either died or stopped giving a fuck about these threads.
>>680619766
>>680619785
The ones where it ask you to keep picking a certain class of item go for fucking FOREVER
>>680619740
Yeah I stayed up as it released and clocked it, then was part of a team of people hunting for the hidden codes to unlock the _Supersecret.rar in the game dir where all these concept arts come from. Fun times, then someone opened up the levels in an editor and just found the triggers and thus the codes
>>680619828
>>680619785
In the memory of all fallen 4chan /nzbros/
bongnmilo, id's gone, joshie, 300 guy
>>680619828
>select all the street numbers
>until none are left
>one square keeps going forever
FUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKK
>>680619828
Yeah those can just die
>>680619935
Joshie still lurks sometimes
>>680620007
>>680619936
Bought him a game on steam once, didn't even ask him to suck my dick
>>680620060
Ahh simpler times
i am disappointed NZG has turned into a shit pile.
>>680620144
These repeating digits
>>680619740
My only complaint of the game is how much of an idiot Simon is, but he kind of has to be to let the player develop their own ideas on what is right or wrong. I killed Simon 2
>The game I gifted Joshie
>>680620178
Fucking contribute instead of being a whiny little bitch then
>>680619935
RIP, lads.
RIP, glory days.
I wasn't even really here for them...
>>680620234
To be honest they were mostly just korean pictures and then some conversations
not much different to how it is now, depending on the day of the week or random chance you can have a decent convo
>>680619935
you forgot idbro
Tell you what though, we're getting there, slowly but surely.
>>680620343
ID BRO LIVES ON IN MY HEART DAMN IT
Very good game for whoever played SOMA
>Layers Of Fear
>~5-6 hours
>Walking Sim
>Horror
>>680620343
IDbro is 300 guy....
It's a joke mate
>>680620216
Yes, let's shit post everything totally irrelevant to NZ
I love how this thread is always here for hours on end, even if it's empty
>>680620316
Yeah, I kinda have the gist of what it was like, and I've had plenty of good convos here, even met a couple of good people.
Just a shame that tonight we're shitposting our way to bump limit.
>>680620435
Like a comforting blanket, or some shit.
>>680620402
Man I suck at horror jump games, too tension for me.
>>680620421
Looking forward to your posts about NZ specific things then
>>680620435
Road to 300
>>680620421
NZ Threads are for people from NZ, doesn't have to be about NZ related subjects.
>>680620487
NZ thread deservers at least one 300 post thread a week.
>My current desktop for some reason
>>680620587
Well, fuck. We've been maxxing out most of them in the same way.
>>680618644
>>680618744
>>680618811
>>680618866
>>680619166
>>680619700
>>680620144
>>680620511
I need to get some sloth check images
Fun trilogy
>>680620616
Does't the giant text bother you?
I can barely tolerate HD landscapes, anything too busy or too colorful I just dislike
>>680619668
nice pic, any more of those exquisite pieces of art?
>>680620736
I remember getting this for my PC and it came in like 3-4 discs and wouldn't even install
I almost cried.
>>680620757
Nah that's been cropped out, I reset me computer and this was the first thing someone sent to me and it's just stayed there.
>Alessa Gillespie (Silent Hill) V Alma Wade (F.E.A.R)
>>680619668
I heard Headhunters are basically expanding out of auckland and it's causing gang tensions.
Probably just another ruse by old key to get the public to vote for him.
>>680620209
kek I own that game as well. Good buy would recommend.
>>680620807
The 2 F.E.A.R DLC's are pretty shit and made by a different company, but the original 3 games are pretty damn good, the first 2 more than the third, which is co-op.
>>680620876
This is the kinda shit I have in my wallpapers.
Interestingly I don't have many sloth wallpapers.
>>680620343
>300 guy
>idbro
>>680620920
For a dollar, you can become popular with "wtf!?" messages from all your friends.
>>680621015
you race or just collecting images?
>>680606943
Happy cunt day mate. You've stretched your mum well on this day.
>>680620511
Oh, and i'm all about the horror games/movies, love them, even the bad ones.
>1. 2. Freddy's coming for you.
>3. 4. Better lock your door
>5. 6. Grab your crucifix
>7. 8 Gonna stay up late
>9 10 Never sleep again.
>>680620511
road to three hundred?
les do dis
FUCK MY POSTS KEEP GETTING EATEN
>>680620511
apparently NZ is no longer the theme
>>680621098
Fuck, I wish. I raced karts properly for a few years but bitched out of it, blew my chance at ever making something of it.
I race simulators and pretend now lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ4AbRj7e6w
This happened in NZ last week.
>>680621255
>>680621331
>>680621238
Road to 300 BOYS, we do it for him
>>680621255
Kiwi music. Now.
>>680621452
Kek
>>680621387
Simulators are still good I guess
less chance of being shredded into bits as well
>>680621452
damn......
>>680621444
Nice kiddo, kiddo! What's the kiddo's name, kiddo? and those digits, hah! if i do say so myself
>>680621452
YEEEEEEEEEE BAO
>>680621480
>>680621586
100 percent approved imitation 300bro
>>680621509
Well, my life fell a long way from there. Wish I kept at it, knowing what I know now.
I mean Scott McLaughlin was racing one year before me, and just up the road in Chch, could've made something of it.
>image limit
Well, I guess that makes shitposting easier.
Damn, no more images now
Max limit of 150 images has been reached
haha.. no more sloths!!
>>680621654
Shit I hit the image limit with a 300bro post
>>680621777
>>680621773
>>680621766
I will find a way to post text sloths
>>680621840
ASCII sloths
>>680621777
And called it with trips, GG
Test
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jgs `'-.._____.-'
>>680621972
damn, how do I do preformatting on 4chan
>>680621972
you could be like Anon the other night and Triforce your way to the end.
>>680621972
Valiant effort, mate
>>680621972
Yeah, close enough
>>680621777
>>680621766
>>680621444
>>680621255
>>680620977
>>680620511
>>680620144
>>680619766
>>680619700
>>680619344
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>>680618644
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>>680611722
>>680609755
>>680608466
>>680608011
>>680607333
>>680606555
how are digits never a subject of discussion on /k/iwi thred?
Also, what long weekend?
>>680622095
I dunno, we're so digit-rich nobody even notices any more
>>680622095
Anzac day man
We give thanks to the turks for kicking our ass
>>680622070
>>680622076
I need to get spaces replaced with the unicode block text
>>680621452
Do it for who?
>>680622173
aw shit, forgot about that, goddamn
who ya voting for in 2018?
>>680622334
ID bro rip
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>>680622346
Fuck I dunno, I've always party voted green and then supported whatever local candidate takes my fancy.
>>680622386
Fuck....
I think I should get a job at identifying pickup trucks, am getting damn good at it
>>680622386
why did they remove ID?
what do you guys do on a dead thread
>>680622481
Talk shop, discuss how to get weed
trade nudes
>>680622511
who sets this up? always see it floating around on 7:30
>>680622511
>>680622481
reminisce about the pepe drawing guy
remember 300bro
remember 24
>>680622632
remember joshie
remember tank guy, remember sloth guy
remember car poster
remember the tala morgana poster
I've got nudes but i can't post them.. image limit
How Many Of Yous Is Actually Kiwias
>>680622773
It's for the best Anon
>>680622782
do you think we're all closet australians or something?
>>680622782
i'm a Sand Nigger
>>680622873
do you live in new zealand though?
>>680622925
Yes Dunedin
>>680622841
Nah, Enthinicty Wise
Threads More Boring Than When campbell live Left Air
>>680622963
Fuck you man Campbell is a legend I would let him suck my dick dry
he was the last decent reporter on tv
>>680622958
'sup, Dunners here
>>680623036
Paul Henry is the Man
>>680622958
Where abouts in the middle east did you come from?
Fleeing from war or just moving?
Kek diabetus on cam trying to OD like IDbro
>>680623113
He better not that would fuck me up
>>680623113
I'd rather that didn't fucking happen, fucks sake
>>680623085
Dubai. I am here for University.
>>680623075
>>680623036
paul henry's fine but campbell was great. he payed attention to locals man, now all you have is newshub(TM) with american news because they merged with some us company
and you also have bullshit bias too
>>680623202
Wouldn't you get a better education in say america or whatever?
>>680623113
what did idbro od on?
>>680623039
sup man, what time is it at dunni?
>>680623261
too many 4chan posts
>>680623207
Campbell actually seemed like a genuine good cunt, the rest all felt forced.
Honestly the state of our news is sadly fucked up
>>680623261
Codeine I believe
>>680623261
dank memes
idbro's not dead it's a fukken conspiracy by 24 to keep the 4chan thread for himself
remuera reporting in
aint doing shit this weekend, off to rotovegas next weekend.
>>680623488
nice dubs
watch out for the girls in rotovegas, one of them once stole my wallet after a one nighter, had to get my flatmate to come pick me up.
>>680623427
who the fuck is 24?
>>680623346
now it's fucked up, its like american news man, it really is. do you know that ONE news rip off by 3 news? with the two reporters imitating campbell? their TPP coverage was so bad, the only thing you could take from it was "damn protesters, fuckin up akl streets, aye?"
load of shit.
PS: family feud is more fake than caitlyn jenner's sexual orientation
>>680623600
the secret 4chan nz illuminati
>>680623636
Yeah fuck it I just don't know anymore, wish it wasn't as bad as it is now
so many fucking fluff bullshit which is usually just pulled from reddit or some other shit site.
come on guys
[encouragement sloth]
8 posts to go
>>680623743
haha, yeah..
i saw them do a report on 4chan-- i hope we didn't look bad in the report
where are you in NZ?
nearly there 3oo
>>680623594
word
last time we were down there my mate got a dui cause we were pissed ripping around town in his R32. musta been like a beacon of 'stop me!'. If i hook up, ill be sure to try steal her wallet - revenge brother!
>>680623858
Carterton holla
Fuck I wish I could find a decent text sloth
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
Fuck
We did it for idbro
>>680623905
shieet, i'm pretty far. somewhere in the northern region of your islands
what's like to be in rurality?
MADE IT TO 300OOO BOYS
>>680624138
Well it's mostly fucking boring as shit
which is why I end up on 4chan
>>680624183
nice choice bro. you shuold enjoy being able to choose from a wide goat range
thanks everybody for welcoming me, it me fist time
i'll lurk around next time, until then, cya d00ds
