ITT: We pretend we're all living in the same bunker during zombie apocalypse
>>680598860
K where's the vodka?
>>680598860
I just shat my pants. Sorry guys
>>680598977
Yes, also, where is the weed?
>>680598860
I'm heading out, anyone need anything?
>>680598860
*stares at you rape-ly*
>>680598860
My pussy hurts
>>680599090
While you're out, can you find me an ounce of dank ass weed?
>>680599090
Tampons please
Oh silly me, I slipped! Sorry, Anon!
>>680599119
How can I help m'lady?
>>680599119
I can make it hurt more :p
I just don't know about that Tim guy, John
>>680599090
If you go to the city can you find me a guitar?
>>680599090
Bring back some snacks I'm hungry
Anyone know the password for the wifi around here?
Anyone got some porn mags?
Where can I take a shit?
I think I got bitten before I came in here. Tride to get a BJ and well.... Can anyone check it
>>680599238
If I roll dubs you have a guitar that is stringed. If I roll trips you have a guitar with unlimited strings. Singles is no strings
>>680599193
I could really jam a transistor radio up that cold cut combo
>>680599238
I swear to christ, we kicked you out of the band and broke that shit for a reason.
>>680599193
All I can see is pepe on her stomach and flub melons.
Gross.
How the fuck did you out run the zombies?
Also, anyone manage to hold on to music?
>>680599090
Some brains, please.
>>680598860
i'mma go jack off unless anyone wants to fuck
WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE CT CRUNCH!?
>>680598860
I saved your life by bringing you here. Everyone outside of here is dead.
>>680598860
FIRST ZOMBIE APPEARS. REPLY TO THIS POST WITH DUBS, TRIPS, OR QUADS TO KILL IT
>>680599489
I'm down but I got the big H
>>680599427
Well thats okay mate, maybe ill go looking for strings outside
Thank you anyway!
>>680599507
It was Jim, I swear
>>680599569
Die madafaka
>>680599569
roll
I am first to smell and taste every female asshole. I absolutly love to tongue tightbum
>>680599569
>*equips AGS*
gl idiot
>>680599569
Shoots
>>680599569
It's all over man.
>>680599569
Breaks beer bottle and throws
>>680599677
Nice!
>>680599569
lol die
>>680599569
If kill roll, I kill it by ripping ass down its throat
>>680599469
Jason, you kicked me because you gave me a sitar! Im not George Harrison, you know!
Conserve your energy guys, we got the zom.
>>680598860
WHO ATE ALL THE FUCKING BEANS!?
>>680599744
Double kill
>>680599396
Fuck me you are infected!!! I could cut your dick off, might stop the spread. What should we do with this guy? He's infected in the dick
>>680599086
Here you go brother, stay white.
Thank goodness you were there to help me... I would have been eaten otherwise... Or worse.
How can I thank you?
>>680599888
Checked.
>>680599888
Checked mate
>>680599888
Play guitar with me
Up to 2 people were bitten in the last attack. Roll on 7 and you must go to sleep (dead as fuck)
>>680599569
ARE WE GOING TO JUST IGNORE THIS ZOMBIE IN OUR BUNKER?
I think I'm pregnant
>>680599989
Roll
>>680599872
dubs and you gotta suck the virus out
>>680599989
Nighty night
AHOLHU SNACKBAR
>If singles, I explode
>>680598860
Jesus Christ you lazy faggots need to seal the fucking exits
>>680600017
It died
Am i the only usefull one here? Are there any honey dippers?
>>680600095
You will live this horror with me for now, franklin.
>>680598860
you guys hurry up
I hear something
>>680599888
Sick dub trips.
They're reward enough
>>680599569
ONE DOWN BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE OTHER ONE HEARD THE GUNS
what do we have ? <BUMP
>>680600115
If doubles I nullify
>>680600181
it's just the chronic anon
>who the fuck ate all the chips,you fucking fatasses,was saving those for tommorow
>>680599479
got some suicide silence on an old wind up music box, roll dubs to rock out
>>680599872
Your not cutting my dick off fucker. I'd rather turn>>680600086
Dubs and you suck this out of dick anon
>>680600209
Any weapons except a rocket launcher or anything else overkill?
>>680600203
*Brandishes hatchet*
>>680599768
And it sounded like shit. Not my fault, it was all I could find.
I mean damn, all I got is a fucking harmonica.
>>680600203
rolling die zombitch!
>>680600203
Feel the wrath, zombie fuck
>>680600203
Roll
Mfw zombies somehow keep sneaking into our bunker. Who forgot to shut the goddamn door?
GODAMNIT WHO SHAVED THEIR PUBES ON THE FUCKING TOLIET SEAT?!
>Dubs and you're BUNKER DJ
>>680600284
Well I have a shitty wooden flute
>>680600179
Thanks Bill. Our time together has been somewhat adequate so far
>>680599569
get
hey guys i have diabetes so now you all have to risk your lives to get medicine to allow me to live, even though i serve no purpose in the group other than too burden and weigh you down.
>>680600247
Need that music..
>>680600203
Let's see how good my aim is.
>>680599570
whats that
>>680600203
Imma throw my knife at that bitch
>>680600371
Yes lol
>>680600203
My pussy doesn't hurt any more, so I feel confident now.
>>680600203
I'll get em.
With the power of Karate
>>680600203
Grenade out.
>>680600203
If kill roll, rips a sick nasty 360 wet shart into zombies throat, insta-killing it
>>680600203
Im gonna kill it with my baseball bat
>>680600547
Let me fuck you
We're all so fucked.
>>680598860
who the fuck left the front door open.
fu-
>>680598860
>>680598860
Look its been months and lets face it we aren't gonna see any women for the rest of our lives, and well a man has his needs, so put this dress on, shave everything, and be my sexy trap.
>Sees door open, considers life in bunker with other anons...
I'll take my chances on the road. Reply to this post to try to affect my fate:
dubs = zombie gets me on the way out
trips = whatever you choose
>>680600466
Hahaha fuck yeah!
I get to rock out with my cock out.
It is my birth right
Seriously, it hasn't even been one week in here and you're already resulting to homosexual activities. Look I don't care how feminine her penis is, you're still there with a cock up your arse.
>>680600699
roll
>>680600174
Roll up a joint bro!
>>680600476
>>680600203
rolling
>>680600699
Nice deadly dubs...
>>680600746
Oh lighten up, Anon.
>>680600547
Hold on I got this
>>680599090
Anime senpai
>>680600699
If this post is dubs, a zombie grabs you but I save you before you're infected.
Anyone hear ze Russians?
2 days in the bunker and she gives you this look.
>>680600917
Thank god you're here I think someone is in our attic.
>>680599119
Can somebody help me fix my robot
>>680600203
GREAT MORE ARE FLOWING THROUGH BECAUSE NO ONE GOT DUBS, TRIPS, OR QUADS.
>>680601072
>>680601072
.
>>680601167
Have you tried turning it off and back on again
I think we all know where this bunker is going.
Suddenly, a woman enters the bunker and asks if she could stay for the night!
Singles= she ignores you
Dubs= she sleeps in the same room as you
Trips= she fucks you
>>680601200
Throws pocket sand
>>680601272
>>680601210
>>680601466
Holy shit. Pocket sand killed it?
>>680601200
Good thing I brought an anti-tank rifle
>>680601427
>>680598860
Guys who took my fucking yo-yo
>>680601464
Ey gurl
>>680601464
ay bb
>>680600394
Rawlin
I will play exclusively Jethro Tull
>>680601427
Did nazi see this cumming
>>680601278
Nope that doesn't work fuck That's what I get for Installing gentoo.
>>680601671
Join us
>>680601200
If get, then multi-kill
Sorry lads, I ate all the food and backed up the toilet by flashing the hard drive.
>>680601671
>>680601466
This anon has saved us all. We were able to clear all of the zombies out. Who wants to check the front door?
Dubs = You check door alone
Trips = You check alone with any weapon of your choice
Quads = You decide who checks
it got me,and i fucked every male without dubs in the bunker,dubs and femanon get see live
>>680601750
Have you tried installing internet explorer and making it your default browser
Sat lads. Fine day in the bumker pip pip.
Anyone have some blow? Yes, quite.
I'm gooing to cook some meth. Who wants to help me?
>>680601835
rolling
>>680601272
I'm going into the attic who's with me?
>>680601464
Roll
>>680601464
Get out she-witch reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>680601835
I take my trusty yo-yo
>>680601835
I'll go. Might as well put the rest of my pocket sand to use. (If singles, I eat pocket sand for vitamins)
>>680601835
I got it fags
>>680599226
Hey, screw you.
>>680601995
Oy, i got you fam.
>>680602000
Checked.
>>680601995
>>680601200
NO, MORE ARE FLOWING THROUGH BECAUSE NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR. FFS, we STILL haven't recovered from the bandits that snuck in last month (through the FRONT DOOR PEOPLE) we could have picked that underground bunker with the mansion on top of it, but noooo fuckin numbnuts here decided to pick the shithole on the beach, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS FUCKING SAND, THROW IT AT THEM?
>>680601835
I got this shit niggas
>>680602063
Oh shit a zombe jew!
>>680602000
Oooh hoo hoo!
>>680598860
Randy did you cum in my pillow?
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY TOOTHBRUSH
>>680601835
If trips mu weapon is more pocket sand
>>680601883
I really like conduit as my default browser. Anyway I can keep it?
>>680598860
Don't worry guys, I wasn't bitten...
>>680601835
Out of my way lads
>>680601995
I'll cover yo fine ass
>>680602232
You can't prove that bobby
-Randy Cummings
Seriously guys where the fuck is my yo-yo
>>680602252
>>680601835
If I don't make it tell my wife she fat
>>680602000
Gettin my dick wet
>>680602269
No no no I got a better idea. Try downloading more RAM first. That usually works for my iToaster
>>680602361
I did.
>>680602425
Fucking kek!
>>680602361
Yo yo you say... hmmmm butt plug it has become.
Hey look who I found!!
>>680602480
kinky.
>>680601167
You have to set Quiktime as your default media browser.
Hey. Who wants to play hide and seek with me in the dark unexplored bassement?
>>680602521
Hold that thought. I just have to jizz on a few more pillows
>>680602480
>>680602549
Sure
>>680601464
Wanna fuck?
>>680602181
If dubs I open another door. If singles, I go brush my teeth with that new toothbrush I stole
>>680602549
>>680602361
I saw the mexican fag with it
>>680602549
Do we conveniently forget our guns and fresh batteries for our flashlights?
>>680601466
Kek
>>680602200
Lets put this bitch down!
>>680602480
It has been good to me. It spreads love. Enjoy it.
Timeline for new people
>>680598860
We were invaded. Someone left door open.
>>680599569
>>680599677
>>680599744
Saved us.
>>680600203
More came.
>>680601200
>>680601466
Saved us.
>>680601835
Who checks door?
>>680601835
Rello
>>680602623
Roll to see if the toothbrush has zombie herpes, dubs for get, trips and anon falls on toothbrush and dies.
>>680602911
You check door alone.
HOLY CRAP! There's someone in that basement!
>>680602911
Thanks Bush
>>680602899
If dubs, dick penetrates zombie head.
>sharts in central heating
>>680603047
bad end, billy.
>>680603002
Allah be with me
>>680602911
Bush, I've known you all of 17 minutes and I'll miss you, maybe
Anon below is a known rapist.
Singles: Vaguely recognize him.
Dubs: Recognizes him as the rapist, remains silent.
Trips: Identifies the rapist, alerts other anons.
>>680599193
Show me you can deep throat my dick and swallow like a champ and I'll give you what no one else in this bunker is willing to give you.
>>680602576
Uh, funny. Looks like there are a lot of people down here. Lets say hi to those strangely quiet fellows
>>680603195
>that's definitely a rapist thing to say
>>680599677
Good job, mate
>>680603164
Hmmm
>>680603164
>>680603195
That timing tho
>>680603195
Do i know you from somewhere?
>>680603195
We have a rapist in the mist
>>680603195
>>680603195
Hey, I know you...
>>680602680
OF COURSE.
>>680600115
Mudslimes are not allowed in this bunker, so it's obviously fake.
>>680603195
dont talk to me or my son ever again
>>680603195
......papa?
>>680603466
Jk, lol. I was only pretendin'
>>680603195
Christ you look familiar,
>>680600203
Will any of you, retards, close the fucking door!!!???
>>680603484
Or my sons
>>680603466
(Good job! You've unidentified the rapist, however, you're kind of a jackass and decide to remain silent!)
>>680601835
I will have a look
>>680601200
Yes, someone did.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>680603555
RAPIST,!!,
>>680603466
>>680603555
I'm having inner conflictions..!
Nice place you got here.....
>>680603701
(Doesn't count, didn't post to the rapist.)
>>680603555
Chex
>>680603736
>>680603740
Yes it does, it's the scared screech thing someone does when they are told something frightening
>>680603736
Thanks friend :)
>>680603555
(Almost! Although you are pretty certain of who he is, you doubt yourself and brush it off as a joke!)
>>680603617
Hey guys here's a crazy idea, why don't we send the super soldier in fucking power armor outside for everything from now on? All in favor of NOT being eviscerated by the rending claws and teeth of the undead, say aye
>>680602000
>>680598860
Guys? I seem to have stumbled into the basement alone. I see a girl here.
>walkie talkie over
>>680604002
Rape it.
>patiently waits on a distant ridge
>>680603736
Does the end of this barrel smell like gun powder to you?
>>680603963
Nay..! I say we throw marinara sauce at em instead
>>680604002
Dude ABORT
>walkie talkie over
>>680604002
(Dibs on his stuff for dubs)
>>680604002
The door's locked..
Who is willing to fuck me on top of john
>>680598860
me farded
>>680604002
You're a dead man.
>>680604110
Wait, I'll get Jim to come smell it for yah.
.
.
.
HEY. JIM! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
>entire supply of weed smoked on the first day
WERE FUCKED IM LEAVING
Is anyone here a doctor? I need a cure for my Ebola
>>680603963
Becouse Jim is jerking off on the power armor every hour. It's all covered in semen
>>680604201
hims fardeds
>>680604247
Thanks, now we're ALL fucked.
Anon below is a nigger.
Attack.
>>680604247
Dubs=kill him
Singles=burn him
Trips=cure him
>>680601464
Let's go
>>680604255
Goddamn it jim...ok wheres that anon with the toothbrush?
>>680604378
OHHH
>>680604247
No but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Isn't that neat?
>>680604378
Anon said you were a nigger, time for some Ebola raep
>>680599090
bring me back a bitch with sum nice titties whiles you at it bring me back a choppa and a 300 shots mang. Hop out do you mang 1 choppa 3 hunna shots mang.
>>680603195
Rapist here, don't worry I don't work men any age, neither women under 15.
>>680604378
rolling for the cure
>>680604378
>Grabs a dildo to kill a nigger
>>680604378
killing him will do just as well
Time to an hero.
>>680604571
you have 70 anons watching your back why would you do that?
>>680604507
Ouch, that burns, go find more weed so you have something useful to light
>>680603701
If you don't quote the rapist, it doesn't count.
Where can i shit
>>680603012
>>680604002
Motherfucked.
>>680604070
>>680603195
On my way!
Guys I found this in the basement next to some weird....giant pyramid. It looked like someone was there, but i think he left, do you think he'll be mad?
>>680599483
Well fuck
At least no skinwalkers made it in...
>>680604813
you don fucked up
>>680604813
I'm sure they're a nice person
>>680604002
Oh shit my flashlight ran out of battery. Dubs, trips, or quads helps me find a new one before this 'thing' gets me
>>680604980
fucking roll
>>680598860
op for the last time stop wiping ur ass on the wall, nasty fuck.
>>680604759
Hmm. Didn't notice that.
>>680604813
Shit shit shit shit im fucking leaving.
I dont want silent hill shit happening to me.
Good luck boys
>>680604855
Fucking kek.
>>680604980
Checks in underwear* Here you go Tim, this might help ya. (If singles, I hand you that toothbrush I stole)
>>680604378
Burn the nigger
>>680604980
I'm searching hard!
>>680604980
Tosses you some batteries
(if singles I tossed you a dildo)
>>680604980
dont worry, just found handcuffs and saran wrap, she just became our fleshlight. no need to kill hot zombies if they can be re purposed.
>>680604980
Rip
I hope you don't mind that I brought my dingos.
They don't eat much. Except for Mr. Worries.
>>680604980
WE GOT YOU NIGGA
>>680604980
If dubs i will fuck her so you can escape
>>680605218
Finally some food
>>680605202
Fuck that girl until you SMAAAAASH her brains out anon!
>>680605218
Is Mr.Worries the charcoal one?
Guys,GUYS GUYS I THINK I FOUND THE RAPIST
>>680604980
If dubs, trips you and runs away
>>680604980
You're done for. Here have these.
>>680604980
rollin
>>680605212
officially became groups macguyver.
i vote for him as our leader.
>>680605343
Ok that seriously made me laugh
>>680605305
I didn't know the bunker had an autist
>>680605343
Oh that's just Johnny, Sarah and Liza. They're mormons.
>>680604255
Jim is fucking dead when I find him.
>>680604980
This might help..!
(If singles I toss you a moist uncooked hot dog)
>>680604980
Nigger
>>680605429
Thanks.......
>>680598860
> rapes everyone with MRSA, infects everyone... infection causes turning... team dead...
>>680605218
ROLL DUBS AND DOGS BECOME FOOD FOR ANONS.
>>680605659
>Animals also carry MRSA but are imune to its effects... humans all die cause the fur fag raped the canines.
UGH. FINALLY SOME FOOD. I need a long rest. Too much time out in the road is bad for health. Feast, my children.
>>680602521
>>Watch yourselves boys, this one's still fresh
>>680606147
Dibs on that baguette
>>680604980
if get, rape it
>>680606147
ANY OF YOU NIGLETS TOUCH MY NEW HOARD AND I FUCK YOUR MOUTHS LIKE A TRAINED ROBOT
>>680598977
Anon-1254 came in it just to be a dick
>>680604980
This guy is fucked.
>>680599609
>gets eaten alive right after he finds the strings
>>680606373
Moment of silence
>>680606373
God bless his soul.
>>680604980
Hey
>>680604980
I GOT WHAT YOU NEED
>>680606622
Fucking saved before the thread 404'd. Good shit.
>>680606284
You're fucking dead.
