Waifu claiming thread.
>Frog Legs Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are not a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Asui Tsuyu
claimed
A frog thread? Nice, claiming
>>680574748
Best yandere claimed
Also smug
CC climed
Smug for shinoa bro
>>680574459
I'm fabulous I know
>>680574601
Damn..my one weakness..
claimed as heck
>tfw anime on /b/ again
>Usual claim
>Usual lurk
>>680575096
You look like you were at a weed bonfire
Also moar smug
>Lurk claim
>>680575250
Yesterday was 420 home boi
>>680575255
this is all of /b/
>>680575500
I just realized I should have claimed with this
>>680575096
Yesss, I dodge another day
>>680575067
Ayo! Whatsup?
>>680575078
Hows it goin?
>>680574961
Ayyy
>>680575031
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>680575275
The lurk is real
Corrin claimed
>>680575096
>>680575250
Both of yall looking high
>>680574601
Kek
>>680575387
Also it looks like your waifu's dick is being sucked
goodnight beautiful thread
>>680574943
>>680574748
what do ya mean with ERP nd RP?
A wild Tsuyu lewd appeared!
Get it while it's hot cause it won't happen again
>>680575695
Alcohol. Cigs. Pretty women. One of these is imaginary, but still enjoyable.
>>680575078
Goodnight, beautiful.
>>680575255
>the cancer that is killing /b/
What else is there to post? p much every other topic already has a board now
>>680575695
Yup
>>680575695
You win this round... I'll be back! I always will
>>680575755
Cause of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lo0EeWoXis
>>680575771
You mean to tell me you don't suck your waifus dick?
Casual tbh familia
>>680575387
>implying you can afford weed
Reviewbrah and Tomoko's daughter Tomorah claimed
>>680575828
lel, hows it goin?
>>680575868
Goodnight beautiful person! Sleep well :)
>>680575906
RARE LEWD
A
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E
L
E
W
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>>680576090
>>680576023
Don't need to, my homie hooks it up, I can buy more fireball for meself
>>680574748
Claiming
Mine.
>>680576160
everything's good, just been watching anime all day lol. Waiting for /mu/ to calm down. and you?
>>680573829
Ive never been talked to so nicely before I..I am just so nervous
>>680576267
>implying you can afford anything
Claimed.
>>680575117
>anime on /b/ again
Intriguing.
bae
>>680576450
Bitch nigga you dont know me
>>680576392
Im5sure everyone loves a sweetheart like you.
But it's too late i'm comin' to steal your heart.
And kiss ya~<3
>>680575938
Nice! gonna guess the cigs are imaginary, cus then id be the same
>>680575998
Hows it goin? if your done lurking. If your not thats coo
>>680576004
My protected privates will be waiting
also Joley Oley COMIN ATCHYA
>>680576090
Hows it goin?
>>680576267
>Fireball
hell ye
>>680576369
Sounds like your livin the life! Haha, whats /mu/ got there panties in a twist about?
>>680575868
Good night gorgeous
>>680576004
Kek and now you can't play child support because you got high
>>680576708
>implying i dont know you
late claim...
>>680576801
Im just feeling kinda down today... idk.
>>680576801
Prince died today, there's like a million threads for it. I'm sad too, it's just a mess
>>680577028
Come and get some hugs :(
>>680576963
How are you doing kagami?
>>680576833
Forgot pic
>>680576963
Welcome back
>>680576801
YEAH YUH WUT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUBBA WHAT UP
>>680576833
Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiiit
>>680576944
Who am I den nigga?
>>680576392
Never?
I have, but it's a feeling I've forgotten. I'm sure it's the same for you.
I feel everyone here is a bit of a loser(a lot?)
Just be chill.
Also, I can buy my own liquor, drugs and meaningless objects.
>>680576801
Drugs and alcohol are real. Pretty women are imaginary..
But you're still pretty.
Even if you're fake.
But that's ok. I prefer my fantasy world over the real one.
>>680577071
Another person died. They just happened to be famous.
People die every day. I'm pretty limited to what I sympathise for. I'm probably a sociopath.
Im gonna sleep
Froggu is a qt
If Akiko is here, is qt
>>680577462
night!
>konata
>>680577150
im fine, how about you konata?
>>680577181
thank you shinoa
>>680577462
<3
>>680576749
Yooo you already have <3
>>680577216
I mean I have been but not lately so it feels nice to talk like that even if it is rp ya know?
>>680577462
Night Mako
>>680577189
>implying i know you
>>680577216
Are you me?
>Based Spiegel
>>680576963
Whatsup! Hows it goin?
>>680577028
Im sorry to hear that man, if you wanna talk about it you can :) but id understand if you didn't
>>680577071
Oh yeah he did huh
>>680577189
I love when he does the little fake outs with his hat before he starts his intro for CANNABIS PATIENTS AND ADULTS
>>680577216
>prefer my fantasy world
I feel that, same here
>>680577462
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680577637
You confusin me brotha
>>680577685
I dont get the whole patient thing.. it's legal for normal use in washington
>>680577462
Night
>>680577189
Kek
>>680577565
How's your night going my dude?
>>680577146
>hugs.
Thanks friend
>>680577685
Thanks Friend. Its nothing in particular. I just dont feel too good. Got some guilt going on... :/
>>680577565
good too, getting my first pay check tomorrow so that's fun
>>680577216
I understand, I used to think similar to that
>>680577685
hey koko....its going, how about with you?
lots of implying in this thread
Akiko claim
>>680577900
Hows your night my man?
Claimed
>>680577462
Adios, stranger. Don't forget to drink.
>>680577609
RP is pretty damn fine, if you can find the right person to connect with. Full immersion, where the world around you is real. The interactions have flesh and heat.
It's been a while since I've found that. But man, when it do...
>>680577640
Just another apathetic soul forged by the fires of life's anger. Tempered steel will and unyielding.
>>680577685
There's still interesting shit I got going on, but it's all of the inbetween... So much inbetween
>>680577821
>implying you weren't confused before
>>680577609
Tsuyu claiming Rikka <3
>>680577900
its going, how about yours shinoa?
>>680577462
Just got here so I hope you're still here to know I say this
>>680578028
>Implying implcations
>>680578076
>>680578076
Ayano pls
>>680577925
cool, ill be your excited huh?
>>680578293
bet*
>>680575987
This thread has its own board but why isn't it on there
Claimed.
>>680578196
Nighty Akiko-kouhai!
>>680577925
I wasn't even that sad when my grandma died, and I buried her. I just can't feel much for people I don't know.
I understand there are billions of people in this small galaxy of billions more. Why are they so important?
>Imply'ers implicating implicated implications.
This is a very new thing for me. 99% of all my Yamato pics are too lewd.
>>680578385
Who knows, but my point is who cares? If /b/ was filled with anything but those posts it'd be a pointless board. It's a shitpost board.
>>680577821
I dunno either, probably for people in other states who watch it or somethin, it is an 18+ channel after all haha
>>680577910
No problem :) and i feel ya, I get a case of the guilts too, I hope you feel better soon!
>>680577929
Goin pretty good, just hangin out. What are you up too?
>>680578028
Whatsup! Hows it goin?
>>680578052
Nice
>>680577910
Didn't see you milinda! What's up?
>>680578028
Hey akiko
>>680578170
>>680578051
Great because I'm on a conquest in the ancient world as the Roman house of julii. How about you guys?
>>680578386
Hello qt
>>680578464
I'm guessing that's the 1% of non lewd?
>>680578055
You're going to carry that weight, just as I have since I was a small boy.
>>680575971
Sekrit xat thingy
>>680578293
Yep, should be fun
>>680578463
I had a cousin who committed suicide and even a friend just about a month ago who hung himself and of course it's sad, but I didn't really feel anything towards it. Life's weird
>>680578386
Whats gud nyakka?
>>680578464
I would say lewd is good but Im not sure if the others will agree
>>680578571
His weed pizza video he mentions he makes these videos for those who cannot enjoy it
>>680578590
>conquest
You on battlefield?
>>680578055
Tru, what are you sippin on brutha?
>>680578463
Same here, the only death I cried for was my dogs
>>680578386
Howdy! How goes it?
>>680578571
Thanks. I just wish it would stop bugging me. Its been a month and im still kinda fucked up
>>680578590
Not too much. Feeling down tonight. Ive got like no energy... How are you?
>>680578459
Good to see you're back
night
>>680578571
Fuck me, I fell asleep with my face on the keybaord last night, somehow woke up in my bed (3 feet away from my desk) at 5 am totally rested
>>680578590
mornin
Did anything interesting happen in the thread?
>>680578732
Actually, the ship pic was the only non-lewd pic i have. Had to search the internets for something non-lewd.
If you love the shipgirl, you gotta love the ship she was based off.
Just realized what I was doing when I fell asleep. I gotta model an entire walking cycle before 9 am now
I want to fuck the frog.
>>680578980
That makes sense, as someone who doesn't smoke he definitely makes it seem enjoyable. Accepts his crazy ones, those just look painful haha
>>680579010
Damn, thats a bitch how guilt works huh? its not so much a punch to the gut as it is a twinge in your side that wont go away
>>680579022
Nice! A spook came in a put you to bed :)
>>680578741
>You're going to carry that weight, just as I have since I was a small waifu.
Innocence and wonder was lost too long ago. I understand well what life is and its offerings. I can take the moments of good and enjoy them, even when I know the inevitable outcome will be disaster.
>>680578846
I'll take that as a marked relationship. Invested only so far due to related interests. A lot of people get to a certain point and just rest there. No more attached, and the bonds grow weaker, but it's enough to keep you happy. When severed, it doesn't really feel like you lost anything, but the tether was already so light.
I wander with insight a lot, even with stupid shit. My mind floats like the ice in my sweet, delicious liquor...
I'm almost out of liquor!
>>680578982
Tennessee Honey, of course! Gdi so smooth, delicious.. The only liquor I can stand to go straight.
>>680578982
sup koko
>>680579631
I can barely handle nicotine in my vapes lmao but still wanna try weed
>>680579631
I know right... Although this is more of a constant mental assault than a twinge...
>>680579645
you're gonna carry that weight
>>680579550
Ask
>>680577609
>>680578980
Nope playing rome total war. Amen controlling strategy with micromanagement in campaign mode
>>680579010
What you need my friend is some hyphy mud. I'm good tonight
>>680579022
Heard there was a lewd storm that I miss while in college
>>680579266
Lol so you're that new to thread huh? I'm shinoa bro, when I first heard of Yamato, the first thing that came to mind was a piano
>>680579631
>tfw you realize it was the bun
>>680580055
>double dubs
Fuck, I missed all the lewds again
>>680580055
Those kind of games confuse me
>Dub dubs
>>680578464
Welcome aboard /waifu/
Tenryuu claimed
And trying to wake up inside
>>680580055
>hyphy mud
???
>>680579686
You got something in your eyes? Or maybe it's just you that makes them glow.
>>680579805
Be careful with that. If you're gunna toke up, take a chilled hit. Maybe out of a bong with iced water, and do smaller hits. As it warms up in your lungs, it expands and you'll cough your eyes out. You won't know what to expect, so your first time may include
Nothing
Jittery
Twitchy
Paranoia
Ultimate bake
Start off with one hit and wait about 20 minutes. Let it sink in before you decide to take more.
Don't let others peer pressure you.
>c'mon, anon. Don't be a pussy. Take another hit!
>>680579904
I feel it every day. Every time I have to be around others I care nothing for, just to live in this forsaken world. Just to experience another moment that isn't dull or painful.
>>680580421
>can't wake up
>>680580186
Same dude. Same
>>680580217
Really?
>>680580421
Morning. You got yourself a new crew mate
>>680578464
Ah, fresh meat
Welcome to the magical place known as /waifu/
>the claw is a lie
>fear the bun
>>680580421
>mfw can't wake up
>>680578055
Yeah I miss the old days of RP but this is better than anything I have done in a while so its awesome.
>>680578129
Rikka claiming Tsuyu <3 love ya
>>680579550
Back off she is mine man
Internet died had to fix it while I waited I got some ice cream and a soda
Kongou claimed desu!
Switching it up today.
>>680580579
Not to worry, I have friends who have tried it (they offered me multiple times but I declined becasue "m-muh job applicaiton") they'll be happy to help me out and they're not the type to pressure it to me
>>680580692
I'm a normie fps casual, I'm surprised i get by with dark souls
>>680580525
Instant coffee grind mixed with dark soda like coke, Pepsi dr.pepper etc. In a Styrofoam cup
It'll keep you up real good. Just drink very little of it from time to time
>>680579645
Nice! That sounds pretty good right now. I don't usually sip on alcohol straight unless its some nice stuff that my brother in law buys or im doing shots haha
>>680579686
Nothin much, just hangin out, how about you?
>>680579805
I like the feeling I get from it but it makes me super self conscious if I smoke too much (which is barely anything) so I usually avoid it heh
>>680579888
Fuck, and its been hittin you for a month now?
>>680580186
the bun strikes again!
>>680580421
WAKE ME UP
Here are some frog legs, as promised~
>>680579645
>Waifu
>Oh I see now
>Gotcha Spike
I can enjoy life to an extent, but I've been exposed too much to senseless violence and I've seen enough evil in the hearts of others to have an incredibly jaded view on most everything.
>I made sure I wasn't going to grow up a loser
>Now I'm a wealthy antisocial, closeted fuck who can't feel or experience true emotion
Like a husk who has no real reason to continue on, but doesn't like the idea of self-termination because, well I'd hate to waste a gift. Even if it's a shitty one I didn't want.
good night everyone, im going to bed...
I'm going to bed, night everyone!
>>680581122
night!
>konata
>>680580421
Heil.
>>680580995
>Nothin much, just hangin out, how about you?
i just demolished a bacon burger. trying to find something to watch.
>>680581163
goodnight konata...
>kagami
>>680580895
Switching up? So kurumi who was nonon?
>>680580956
Kek DS isn't a normie game unless you git gud
>>680581122
>>680581163
Night you two
>>680580055
I am a guy who likes lewd. While I am familiar to the waifu thing, I've seen way too many hdoujin that my mind finally broke and started loving the lewd.
>>680580995
Tbh, I dunno if I'm even vaping the right way
if I inhail it through my throat it burns like a motherfucker, if I suck it up like a straw and breathe in than nothing happens.. i dont know how else to explain it
>>680581300
I'm no way a git gud person, just enough will to keep trying til success
>>680581122
>>680581163
Goodnight cuties! Sleep well :)
>>680581250
Fuck a bacon burger sounds bomb right now, what are your options?
>>680581300
Yep! I'm switching it up today! But nope I'm not kurumi or nonon sorry to disappoint :(
>>680580966
Ah I see. Might have to try that
>>680580995
Yeah. When someone dies on your watch it fucks with you heavy...
>>680580873
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. And yes this is a great litte thing, waifus claiming waifus and having someone to always talk to when these threads pop up. I kinda miss RPing too tho.
The claimer has been claimed, muah
680581342
Make your mind stronk again and try to avoid lewd
>>680578464
i've lurked on and off. This is a real chill spot. Just keep searching different keywords. Try fanart, or devart. "SFW". Follow links. You'll get plenty
Also turn on safe search filter.
>>680578567
Everything is cancer. Everyone has cancer. Whatever.
>>680580873
I feel personafied. Chose Spike because of the existentialism, the calm cool and understanding of this shit world. The crippling loss and will to carry on with a smile. Being goofy!
>>680580956
Smoke one hit for one night, slam water and you 'should' be clean the next day. Hold it in, too. A full bladder will knock off fatty deposits and take the thc with it. However, the higher fat content you have, the longer is stays.
Cranberry juice helps, too. Two days max you'll have it in your system with one hit.
>>680580995
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey is nice stuff. Smooth, sweet and has a gentle burn.
If I REALLY want to get fucked up.. vodka slushies. Oh, god, the up of fucked.
>>680581033
O_O;;
>>680581122
>>680581163
See you later. Sweet nightmares.
>>680581657
Well its not like I'll work this summer and I might MIGHT go to school in the fall... of course that'll chance if school does drug testing..
>>680581441
it was pretty bomb. i slept for like 8 hours then got up for a bit then went back to sleep for like 12 hours and then woke up and burgered it.
ummm idk man. i have a bunch of shows i only kinda keep up with and im pretty sure most of them are over. got any suggestions? anime or 3dpd is fine /k/ or space related is a plus.
>>680580579
I remember the first time I tried weed
>be me
>high school
>not really sociable but childhood bro is one of the popular kids
>drags me with him because I know too much
>3rd year summer comes
>420 smoke weed everyday fad rises
>friend says he and some others are gonna smoke weed aftr school
>asks if I wanna come
>nofuckstogive.jpg
>say yes
>never smoked in my life, hate smoking since everyone in my fucking family does it and family members died of it
>go to park with kids
>timetotokeup.pdf
>blunt goes around, decent stuff
>everyone takes a few hits and passes
>finally blunt arrives in my hand
>take a hit not knowing how hard I should inhale
>half the fucking thing apparently
>"wow anon" an "he's a pro" going around
>feel boss as shit, was always silent since I didn't relate to most of these guys
>known as the stoner kid before I even ever tried weed
>inhale that whole fucking hit
>hellfire in my lungs
>suppress coughs and just sit there enduring the pain zen mode
>eyes tearing
>pass blunt with eyes closed
>exhale, slightest cough but no comments made
>look around, eyes red as fuck
>everyone stoned out of their mind from that one hit
>probably placebo effect now that I think about it
>feel barely anything, slight dizz but no bliss or whatever
>go home and eat peaches, get better high
>mfw made reputation as the stoner kid
>mfw they tought I was toked as fuck because of my eyes
I smoked a few more times after but it just doesn't seem to have a very strong effect on me
pro tip: don't mix weed with alcohol and hypothermia
>>680581433
I know what you mean, im the same way. the only thing I can smoke enjoyably are hits off a joint, small ones at that
>>680581588
Oh shit is that what happened? I think I kinda remember you saying something about that a while ago but I don't remember the details
>>680581657
I haven't had vodka in a while, I usually just mix 2 shots of whatever I got with whatever I got to mix and call it a day haha
>>680581592
Waifus should now starting to claim other waifus <3 muah
>>680582403
I suppose I am vaping the right way, if thats the case.. then I have low nicotine for it to take effect.
>>680582403
Hey Koko! how are you tonight??
>>680582464
Dio-sama or Homura for claim me
>>680581929
20 hours of sleep! Teach me how haha, hmmm, im just browsing on netflix and this Kilo Two Bravo movie looks interesting, don't know if you've seen it or not
>>680581925
All day, every day, then I just put it down one day. Had half an ounce left, so I sold it. Haven't touched it in years..
It's a thing to feel ok with being bored. I just got tired of feeling ok with it, I guess.
>>680582247
First time for me was nothing.
>be 13 or something
>be with sister
>smoking out window
>three hits or something
>mom bursts in
>I KNOW YOU'RE SMOKING CIGARETTES
>she storms out, we giggle
>feel nothing forever
>>680582464
Can I take claim to all of them? A harem of gorgeous waifu's at my disposal. That seems about right.
>>680582791
>pantsu claim
>>680582403
Yeah. My poor decisions caused my to waste too much time trying to rescue someone. I didnt fly fast enough
>>680582464
Rikka is love, Rikka is waifu~
>Lots of kisses and stuff off screen
>>680582885
Like alcohol, I wont make a habit in doing it often, just a casual thing with friends
>>680581510
Damn it!
>>680581433
Dat will power
>>680582247
For real? My first time hitting the bowl in highschool, my friends gave me the green. Told me to keep on hitting till they say to let it out. Bro who guide told me that I know when I'll feel it. Waited around 10-20 min and I understood what he meant and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off
>>680582464
Bunny anon claims me, I claim Galky amd shinoa anon. Soon, eureka will be mine
>>680582885
unf, you just claimed all over my pantsu <3 <3 <3
>>680582598
I've never had nicotine, my whole family smokes but I have yet to firsthand the stuff heh
>>680582657
Hey! Im doin pretty good thanks, how bout you?
>>680583127
>tfw have friends that look up to me as that git gud player
Lol
>>680583209
Ah gotcha
>>680583127
Fufufu good guess though shinoa bro
>>680583209
That's good to hear :) I'm doing good n_n no changes from how I was feeling last night at least haha. Drinking rum like usual?
>>680583077
Addicted personality. Cigs and alcohol every day.
Mostly a beer, or half or more at the end of a day. Usually only get smashed on rough ones, or bored weekends.
Vacation now, so I'm getting liquor buzzed too much. Not muc to do at night but feel empty. Curse of second shift with no definable end time.
>>680583183
>pic
>>680583502
Can I have a hint please?
>>680581657
Danbooru tag search is always useful. I know how to navigate around pixiv too.
>>680581619
...and see them as individuals worthy of love and not put them on a pedestal. I just embrace all the good and bad things about waifus.
>>680582885
Sorry man only one waifu for this girl <3
>>680582999
Checked those trips my lovely Tsuyu <3 ;)
>returns the favor and kisses your tongue
>>680583127
See this is going better than expected
>>680583532
Kinda wanted to try cigs.. there is one I've smelled my entire life and it smells sweet.. whatever that one is Im trying it
>>680583659
Hmm... What's a good hint.. hmm.. I am in really tough schooling at the moment. That's a good one to start off at :)
Duty is calling, so i have to go now. See you guys later
>>680583804
>dont have many good pics but
>>>>>>
>>680583712
Spam save, then!
>>680583804
I can always pretend.
>>680583814
Do NOT smoke cigs. I regret it most of the time. The worst part is loss of cardio-stamina and the phlegm
and constantly not clear nose
and the wretched cough
>>680584051
Have a moderately safe one.. sir?
