ITT: /b/ has seceded from its mother country 4chan and has established a new republic!
>First dubs decides who we elect as our president
>Second dubs decides our vice president
>ALL dubs after the second one will be laws that our new leaders enforce in this new country
me
me
i get blowjobs when ever i want
>>680570122
Checked
Hillary for president
>>680570399
Annnnnnnd vice president.
>>680570399
Well we're fucked, scratch the whole thing and let's start over
>>680570399
And I'm already moving to another country
All men when coming of age automatically have their names changed to Obama
OP here, seriously? Fucking Hillary? This was supposed to be fun.
>>680570399
>SHUT IT DOWN
If Trips Tupac will be resurrected and be our president
Snoop for vice
Law: Hilary must be impeached 2 days after elected.
Trips for Jared Taylor as VP and Hillary death by cunt snorkeling
Luigi for vice
>>680570399
Fuck everything. Is murder legal in the new /b/land? She should be unprotected for a while until a new Secret Service detail can be formed. Who here can make a 1000yd shot?
>>680570122
carl the cuck for VP
>>680570941
You either haven't read Marx or are trolling.
No. The CORE tenants of communism do not treat human life as deserving of dignity or self-determination. It's INHERENTLY unethical.
Fucking kill yourself faggot.
>>680571507
I can. If dubs, Admiral Ackbar for vice.
>>680571783
Rollin for dubs
Vultle.
Anders Brevik VP get.
>>680571507
Retard. She's an establishment icon.
She's no different than Obama or Bush.
Sanders is at least legitimately pushing liberal causes because people are ants.
>>680571983 rollin
>>680570122
All white people must breed with blacks.
>>680572110
Anti-roll. ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE.
Milo yiannopoulos for vp
>>680570122
James Deen for Vice-president
Josef Mengele VP
All Jews and women are immediate property of White Men
>>680572277
CHECKED. Hillary president, James Dean VP. Now for laws... sex is only legal with landwhales.
>>680571376
>>680571983
Rerollin.
Law 1: obligatory draft to shapen you fucks up (and so you can do a 360 no scope irl)
>>680572497
Land whale detected.
all men named luigi are renamed to mama luigi
She's a sociopathic psychotic criminal bitch cunt. Fuck that hoe.
All fattys have to go to a "fat" camp. We gon burn the fat away like Hitler did Jews.
all drugs legal my niggas
Rats dictate all food distribution independently.
Rolling for all drugs are legal
All professional sports teams are half women. And women can only play defence.
japanese culture in imposed upon all, pretty much everyone is forced to be a weeaboo
The legal age is 14.
All men must crossdress.
All women must learn to cook, bare minimum, parmesan risotto, baked macaroni, and ribs.
>>680573306
Roll
>>680573243
Nobody wants to have a pillow for a girlfriend.
Law: all weebs shot down
>>680573306
rolling for legal age of 14
>>680573306
Reroll
>>680573306
Make it 12
Rats are allotted 1000 square miles of land and are given rights to bite anyone or anything that comes within the allotted land.
>>680573617
How about 11?
Rats are given an unlimited supply of hot wings
Political parties are outlawed. You must run as an independent.
>>680573866
Checked
Law: rats are assigned 300 human serfs to work their cheese mines, and can kill or rape at will
>>680570122
barak obamarmalade
>>680573866
Good.
>>680573729
Make it 13.
>>680573970
Prostitution and drugs are legal
every year there will be a beta uprising, allowing betas to take it out on normies.
>>680570122
Everyone gets executed after they turn 65.
All drugs are legal
Barack Osama Obama is banned.
holding rats by the tail is punishable by death
$5 for every rat head brought to your local city hall.
All rats are to be killed in sight
>>680570122
Contrivoting.
>>680574177
Checked
All prisoners will be pardoned and relocated to Los Angeles.
>>680574177
ayy, nice. females are restricted to a bikini or less, and males are restricted to only shorts or less. nudity is legal
>>680574544
checked
The age of consent is set at conception
Law: Carl is appointed chief political commissar of the croissant party, and all citizens must serve a minimum of 3 years in the conscript army of Carl
Hillary Clinton will be ruled ineligible since she's a cunt leaving an opening for president.
Pepe is our nation religon
>>680574724
Before conception. Just in case.
every jew must be gassed
>>680574765
Roll
2 child max for a household.
>>680574863
roll
The police are disbanded and instead we have vigilanties roaming the streets.
Voting age is now 75.
Jews are prosecuted for ruining our nation.
This is how they made the constitution.
Age of consent is 13.
>>680574863
roll again
Shrek is love shrek is life
/b/ is pro death. This means all women are forced to have an abortion. When the human race can no longer breed, those of us who remain must achieve immortality or die out as a species.
>>680574863
rolll
>>680574765
Reroll
Trips can impeach and replace our president.
>>680574863
rollll
The internet is to be physically dismantled and outlawed.
>>680574863
roll, suck it status quo cheerleaders
>>680574863
reroll
>>680575149
roll
Rats are to be protected to the last, anyone who fails to save a rats life is shot in front of their family
There will be a peer counsel that will judge if your too retarded to keep living. I.E. feminists
>>680575211
We got em
What does the fox say is our national anthem
>>680571679
>ethics
>define
Nudism is enforced everywhere.
mandatory suicide for all!
Wake me up inside by evanesence is our national anthem
The government will extensively train undercover agents and then give them unlimited funds and deploy them into cities with fake identities as billionaires. But they'll have a double life and work as vigilantes during the night.
NO IMMIGRANTS
>>680575061
Reroll
Every Sunday everyone must get together and rub their penises against another's penis
>>680575530
roll
She bangs by William hung is the national anthem
>>680575539
rell
Homosexuals must be turned into top tier traps and are to be freely available to whoever wants to use them.
>>680575530
And they dress like bats
President Hillary bans all white men from the country.
Government officials will be hung for any lies.
Every month one person must be sacrificed and sent to have sex with Hillary
Not with Her, EVER!
100% budget for NK 'space' program
>>680570399
Good job anon
Every thread is now a Spiderman thread
>>680575752
And they each get a cave and a giant government funded quantum batcomputer.
The purge is real and its illegal to have an operating security system on its day.
>>680575888
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>680575424
Roll
>>680575281
>>680575727
reroll
Furries and weebs receive tax exemptions, but are forced into a hunger games style tournament at the age of 18
>>680575888
Aw shit
>>680575980
And have a dirty old man and young boy at their side so they can fondle each other's balls
>>680575980
Roll.
>>680576066
at least we got nudism......
>>680576066
Checked for nudism. Naked girls everywhere. F yeah.
Prostitution and all drugs are legal and they aren't taxed.
>>680576078
Fuck that. They should be taxed %50 of their income so they can fund the games. And any age is eligible.
>>680576161
All this and the government also trains and releases a maniac clown murderer into each city to keep their vigilante bat on his toes.
Minion memes are outlawed and punishable by death
>>680576208
Naked Hillary tho...and the state of the union will be on every channel...and ass sweat whenver you sit down.
>>680575888
Rolling for reform: the only ones allowed to be sent as sacrifices are weeaboos.
Milhouse in now a meme.
>>680576362
Don't forget bat nipples. The bat suit has to have bat nipples
>>680576066
Shut up and eat my pussy, faget
Chad thundercock will be our poet laureate because he acknowledges that poetry is for queers
>>680575222
Trips speak truth of Orwellian rat controlled world by 2020
>>680570941
>>680571679
yea this should be lenin and makhno
>>680576828
Barry Goldwater probably did
Prince will come back to life
Hitler's face on far left side of mount Rushmore.
>>680577273
Redo
>>680577247
Bowie will come back to life
Trips shillary gets sent to prison
>>680570399
>>680577199
Fuck you. Wasted dubs and didn't even say any legislation. I demand a recall vote on this anon. All in favor say aye
This is our national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld3JPWdt7JI
>>680575916
Nice try Kim Jong Un
Age of consent is 10
Government is completely transparent. No secret programs or spying on its citizens.
>>680577406
Prince and bowie will come back to life as one super being that takes place as president instead of Clinton
>>680573729
Legal age is now 7
>>680577600
Repeal of this law.
Rolling for quints to impeach Clinton
>>680577600
>Now tell me Mrs. Clinton... Where is bigfoot?
>>680577649
Are you challenging me? Make it 5. Beat that.
>>680577751
Again
All whites must now breed with niggers.
>>680577799
Holy shit. Age of consent is 5.
>>680577799
At the moment of conception bruh
What a fucked up country. Legal age is 5 and nudism is mandatory.
We go to war with Europe
Jews are now the master race, given $10,000,000 a year, per person, from taxes on everyone else. They are also incapable of being charged with a crime, no matter how heinous.
>>680577949
And worst of all, Clinton is president
>>680577475
Fuck off retard
Prolapsed anuses are now mandatory.
Considering that most men either have raped or will rape at some point, there is really no such thing as a false accusation of rape. If a man hasn't raped yet, having it brought to his attention in a way that illustrates the seriousness of the offense may prevent him from raping in the future, and if he has raped in the past and gotten away with it, then its totally justifiable to accuse him of rape.
I think society needs to understand that rape can be anything that violates a woman. Her dignity, her pride, her self esteem, these can all be raped, and its a very serious crime. I think an anonymous rape reporting tool should be required by law to be used in all institutions and workplaces, not just in a few colleges. Its important that men become aware of what they are doing to women with all their unwanted thoughts and actions.
For all of you saying women could abuse this, you should know that a VICTIM cannot be an ABUSER. Shame on you for victim persecuting.
>>680577949
I can fix this. Pedophilia is illegal.
>>680572277
Hahahaha fucking sweet
>>680578267
Roll
>>680578144
>>680578267
This poster must now be raped by children.
>>680573617
>>680577949
B>Gf 15k
>>680578407
Roll
>>680578144
....fuck.
Possession of naked banana pictures becomes capital offence
>>680578215
End your life
Anal sex is now the only way anyone is allowed to orgasm.
>>680578407
"Raped by children." Sounds fucked up.
All currency may not have any "people" on them other than Aryan males.
>>680578267
Rolling that every child that becomes of legal age (5) must be raped by the town rapist.
Roll for town rapist
>>680578577
Trap porn is now illegal.
>>680575920
Oh yeah. 10/10 would bang young Hildawg
Nation of /b/ has starved to death because they spent all their time arguing over who was white.
This nigger is now the God Emperor
>>680578939
I hid this post. that picture fucks with my head
>>680578407
Rollll
>>680579052
This poster must now unhide that post and stare at it for an hour. If he doesn't then niggers are now permitted to rape white ass whenever they want.
Every citizen must spend 2 years in Japan to learn about the glory of glorious Japan.
>>680579052
>>680579388
He fucked up.
Only niggers can be the president after Clinton
>>680579388
kek
Also this cunt is our new president.
>>680579388
FUCK
We from Looking Out Ottawa support Clinton! Fuck the Patriarchy! Support us on FB!!
>>680579713
4 hours in the gym every day is now mandatory. Also gyms are coed, nude, and 1 hour must be yoga.
>>680579713
Reroll
>>680579713
thREROLL.
Also u fucking missed quads u faggot.
>>680579425
Weeaboos are hunted down by Papa franku.
>>680579993
nobody can bully me! >.<77777777777
>>680578776
does this include native ameryans?
>>680580314
Everyone must bully this faggot.
>>680575920
looks like a lemon i could crush
ALL FUNDS MUST NOW GO TOWARDS FIGURING OUT IMMORTALITY.
>>680577920
Too old.
All schools are banned.
>>680580900
Just kidding on the "too old" btw
>>680580900
>>680581022
Holy shit lol
Also I am now your God-Emperor. Bring me bitches to fuck.
all democrats, liberals, and progressives, are illegal
>>680581905
rol
>>680581947
by the powers of samefag, i summon dubs
>>680582036
rereroll
>>680581905
gaf emas roll
>>680582258
another one
>>680582302
and another one
>>680582343
and another another one
>>680582382
fucking christ can i just get a dub
>>680582440
one dubs/10 posts
i samefag roll 10 times with no dubs
let try 11
>>680582440
No.
>>680582440
rolling one lasttimebeforeabndnthrd
You know what's the problem with all of you people? You want to FORCE other people to believe the way you do.
Think about it. If everyone agrees with you, then the world is the most boring place of all time.
Stop legislating each other's morals, and the world will be fine. Diverse of thought, but that thought isn't illegal.
Every woman loses rights and emancipation and can only be a housewife
>>680583103
Tell all that to our damn government.
Slavery is legal
>>680570122
Them claiming my dislike of Hilary is because she's a woman is sexist
>>680583413
I've been trying to for 20 years, man. I just wish people would leave each other alone. Do people in Washington D.C. Know what it is like to live where I do?
No.
Get the fuck out of my life.
>>680570399
dubs to negate your dubs
