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Faces of /b/ thread. Relax and rate.
>>680538048
>>680538048
You're gay, and still live at home. How's it feel to know your life will never get better?
Can you stop fucking posting the same thread everyday?
does this guy do anything except post this thread all day?
>>680538118
oh hey its chris o'niel
>>680538546
autism at his best
>>680538048
G E T A L I F E
>>680538628
im confused. is chris o'niel someone well known, or are you saying you are chris o'niel (in which case I know two so you'll have to be more specific)
>>680538048
>>680538048
found the thread again
yeet teetho reporting in fam
>>680539249
Hahaha! I remember when I was 15, so full of angst are we?
sup
>>680538048
same image few days ago...
i repeat OP you are a waste of oxygen...
>>680539562
>>680539544
handsome
>>680538048
school mass shooter
>>680539562
and small dick kid shows up right on cue
>>680539544
qt
t
>>680539690
nah fuck off op is a greek god and my nigga
>also post your face fgt if ur gonna r8
>>680539690
first ever compliment on here lmao cheers
>>680539690
thanks
>>680539697
>small dick
you wish
rate me plz
>>680539757
thanks man
>>680539783
already did u sensitive nerd
did i just here gore thread?
>>680539823
>no job but the guy to drink a nice beer with/10
>>680539496
Hahaha but he's 35
>>680540045
i got a crappy job, but thanks buddy!
>>680539562
look like a youtuber
Yep.
>>680539697
I'm with you.
I bet he has a tiny wiener
>>680540224
not a fan of youtuber at all, but thanks :D
>>680538048
School shooter/10
me irl
>>680540252
He ends up showing it every time this thread happens.
Yes its small.
>>680540358
Kek
>>680539603
You know the drill
>>680539898
so that we can identify which one you fcuking retard posting and not telling which is the same as being the faggot cuck pussy you are right now
>>680540250
College kid, shouldnt you be drinking and getting laid right now? Dear god get off this site
>>680539562
Shoulders of a little girl.
>>680540410
r u drunk?
never did
>>680540423
am I pertty?
>>680540540
Nope, Military. Gets Boring often
lurking for return of lizbo
>>680540647
my country had been ruined by sand niggers/10
>>680540749
>>680540768
>>680540916
"your" country ...
>>680540358
r8m8
>>680540916
germany, no?
>>680539562
Do you even need to shave yet?
>>680541416
where
rate
>>680541487
>where
kid detected.
Also >>680541416 real men do not shave.
>>680541487
your fucking face you idiot
>>680541487
>where
Can I get an r8 /b/ros?
>>680541717
yes
![IMG_6859[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/05PADeH.jpg "IMG_6859[1].jpg")
It's me /b/ R8 m9
>>680541120
Nick Drake/10
>>680541804
once a month?
Rate no hate
>>680541416
>>680540581
>>680539697
>>680541577
holy christ this shit is edgy, post yourself before straight up insulting people holy shit smh
>>680541744
Another one
Wait, is this a cringe thread?
>>680541981
more often
>>680542055
Another one
>>680542179
more like a troll thread
>>680541804
yes
rate me b/bros
>>680542373
for what you fucking nigger?
>>680542373
new fag detected
6'4
>>680542373
reroll
>>680539562
Underage fag
>>680539249
mishael ya aĉh
>>680542634
rolling
>>680542049
>holy christ this shit is edgy, post yourself before straight up insulting people
This is a (semi) anonymous imageboard you dumb fuck.
Everyone who posts their face should be laughed at and ridiculed.
>>680539983
just kill him.. wtf
I wonder if anyone has ever actually posted them self's in these kind of breads
Back.
glad to see you guys are still keeping up with my data mine threads.
I see a few new faces here that I hadn't cataloged before.
Thanks for paying my lunch
t. you know who I am if you post here
>>680542870
rollin for this
>>680543154
You're welcome.
>>680540647
Intolerant racist / 10
>>680542609
You look like the kind of person to follow a girl into the bathroom and rape her. Or the kind to follow a dude in the bathroom and rape him.
Rate me
r8 me /b/ros
>>680538048
Pedo/10
Lux/10
>>680543620
boom
>>680538118
Edgefag/10
>>680543620
Hipster terrorist, and not the cool type like that guy who does the vines.
>>680543603
Nigga looks like Tobuscus
>>680538533
sloth/10
>>680543649
What's with the 90s hair bro?
>>680539249
crackhead/10
>>680543649
cute
>>680540647
qt pie/10
Lolz rate pls
>>680543726
>edge
im not sure you know what edge means.
>>680543852
and they said we cant tell when someones a dog on the internet.
>>680539562
low T /10
>>680538048
you look like the guy from funny games
>>680544047
7/10
>>680544047
Ooh yea baby you are looking fine that sexy librarian look works for you damn I wish you worked at my school give me a reason to show up to see you shit I bet you got a nice fat ass too
>>680542609
i bet ur dick is tiny
>>680544301
Dmitrij / 10
>>680544252
Are you the old guy who obviously rapes his daugther?
>>680544438
yeah, but probably bigger than >>680539562
>>680544537
good point
>>680543438
wtf is on ur head
>>680544252
I see some modern Hanna Montana shit going on here
Roast me
>>680543438
also tits or gtfo
>>680544589
probably even by far!
>>680544648
Eyebrows
>>680538048
eyyyyyyyyy good to see ya op. keep the 'lluminati strong, brother.
>>680544648
You look like a less fat more likely to kill yourself seth rogen
>>680540647
damn dude/10
>>680544481
nah just Tommy Lee hanging out
>>680543058
haveniceface/10
>>680543438
>>680544595
>>680544689
Just got my sleeves done it's pretty dope
>>680544628
>>680543620
supreme gentleman of the midEast
>>680544047
thought you were the shitty streamer with the dot on her nose/10
>>680543927
I pawsitivley agree
>>680544648
ya look like a bro.
but also your eyebrows are bretty big
Damn I love these threads.
Keep the data coming!
>>680545291
who? i don't stream
sorry for my bad English
>>680544301
KEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK
>>680545108
Thanks. Let's see yours!
>>680539002
Chris O'Niel is the real name of Newgrounder and Youtuber OneyNG, purveyor of such fine comedy classics as Leo And Satan and The Hellbenders.
>>680545641
Pink Sparkles.
(had to look up twitch whore to figure out her name, she's like first result haha)
but nah you sexy
reminder that these threads are posted by bots to condition you into wanting a facebook-like image forum.
do not post your real face in these threads.
>>680541416
No, I don't even own a razor.
>>680545"44
'its not a phase mom"/10
minion porn supper hott xxx
>>680546032
bretty good theory. But how do I know you're not the anti-bot skynet bot by GOOGLESPY INC?
>>680546204
>bretty good theory
Except I actually sell some of the data in these threads (the posts that aren't bots)
I don't encourage you to post your face, but if you're stoopid enough to, I wont deny the money it makes me.
How do you know? You don't. But you should know that 4chan itself is a google tracking bot (unless you have captcha of course, and then it only goes to your ISP and then the NSA)
>>680545853
>>680543769
Sloths are the best.
>>680539690
>>680539757
fucking homos
>>680546134
im slav tho
>>680546407
sweet, good for someone to get use out of my destitute ass, much better contribution than I could make :)enjoy, friend
>>680544648
>qt with curly hair
boyfriend material tbqh fampai
>>680546021
She is very pretty it seems like a silly girl
anyway
we are not similar lol
>>680545967
oh. i was not aware of him
>>680545742
ur handsome
>>680546697
Eh, it doesn't make much, around $500 a month, but i guess it could be considered a decent job if you're neet. I mostly use it to buy random shit and go out to eat (fancy places not fast food shit)
>>680544301
looks kinda like my dad
>>680546879
You should become aware of him. I enjoy his tasteless, ridiculous humor, and his satirical art style.
Here
>>680543438
zozzle
>>680538325
>at home
<insert comment here>
>>680546987
still cool, man.
>>680544405
calm down dude
R8 ME M80
>>680547224
yo look like diego luna
>>680545696
Would suck
>>680547169
post face
>>680547093
turns out i am. i have seen his dragonball and harry potter
>>680547436
Thanks
>>680542609
Why post your height, manlet? Seems irrelevant. Also, you live in Virginia?
>>680547637
>>680543154
You're welcome, leech. Have fun contributing nothing to society and dying alone.
>>680543730
JusReign? Isn't he Sihk?
>>680548082
god damnit, i knew it was only a matter of time. OP is an imposter! (dat underscore in filename in OP's)
>>680549172
isn't everyone an imposter these days?
how can you be real if my eyes aren't?
>>680542253
It appears that your head is exhibiting relativistic phenomena.
You wouldn't be moving at near light speed would you?
More like feces of /b/.
>>680547954
good looking man, keep it up
>>680538048
michael pitt, did you lose weight? and skin cleanliness?
>>680549628
-jae din smif
op is my nigga and while he does have the face to become catfish material, he is a real nigga
id fuck him
>nohomo, its not gay if you believe
>imstraight.jpg
>>680549628
still, pretty weird to get on /b/ and know you havent made a thread today and yet, there you are with a shotty attempt at forgery sitting right in front of yourself.
>>680542609
Didn't know they pile shit that high.
>>680550010
this is fucked m8. the weird part is OP didnt do it with malicious intent, he just wanted to make a fuckin' face thread. this feels like an episode of twilight zone, im too stoned for this shit
>>680544648
You have two caterpillars where your eyebrows are supposed to /b/
At the pool
>>680544797
No replies kek
>>680550010
yeah I know, i'd love him tenderly as well
>>680538325
well im straight and 19 years old, so when i go to college and then get a job, move into my own place after that im sure it will feel great. sounds like that was a projection anyway though champ so, i shouldnt have wasted time responding
>>680538326
well considering it isnt even me anymore, no. i can not
>>680538991
S A I D T H E M A N G E T T I N G A N G R Y A B O U T 4 C H A N T H R E A D S
>>680546032
How does that condition anyone to anything? Only people that want to are posting faces, and no one gives a fuck that other anons stay anonymous. Besides, who cares what happens to 4chan, it's been dead since before m00ty sold out to his SJW overlords, and they've been decreasing the quality of /b/, these days it's nothing but fucking trap threads and cuck threads and nearly every single thread gets derailed by some jackass or another that hasn't been here more than six months. These threads are some of the only vestiges of goodtimes left on here. Goddamn, even steam begging threads are fucking shit now, I used to have like thirty different comics because thats what you did, asked for a game and bumped the thread with comics til some generous anon granted his wish. Now it's just terrible, and I can't even re-up my digital collection anymore. /b/ is shit, let people do what they want.
>>680544797
idk bout the hair, but ya gotta nice chiseled face, a softy at heart
Seven vagonias, maybe more... Imagine!
RATE ME /B/
Not a very good picture but all I have
>>680547385
Why, thank you!
>>680539690
>wearing glasses
SCHOOL SHOOTER!!!
(newfag law)
>>680551433
one impressive lumberjack beard there anon
>>680549172
does anyone know how many of these threads there have been today? i havent made a single one
>>680549896
thanks
>>680552075
when i wear glasses i apparently look like geddy lee
>>680551433
Now that is a fucking beard. Wouldn't be caught with one of those, I'd wind up lighting it on fire or getting it caught in machinery. Plus WCB regs say I need to be clean shaven to get a respirator on. Fuck, not giving up my job just to look like a fucking badass.
>>680543372
i laughed so fucking hard
also, roll.
I don't look much better than you. But most of you look like school shooters
>>680540749
your chicken sucks
>>680552110
18 months worth of growing
The gay man bun was a one time thing for this wedding
>>680550982
pipemasterrace
>>680551182
hello malcolm in the middle of X. ya look ridiculous but fun.
>>680551208
what happened to the other half of your face?
>>680551433
good hair and beard, strong face, greatman/10
>>680551927
your face is meme level (at least I've just seen it alot). cool facial hair, good eyes dude.
>>680542253
what happened?
>>680548286
>You're welcome, leech
That's like saying churches steal from people because they take charity money.
Idiot.
>>680544824
im keeping it up too well, i didnt even start the damn thread this time
>>680538048
where is you shoulders mate.
>>680553160
nonexistant in this chair and slump kek, it takes years off my age
>>680538510
lmao
Bronson Anon reporting in
>>680553390
Bronson Anonson
>>680553478
hello
>>680553430
weird gay british tramp that wouldve hung out with mick jagger if he was born 60 years ago
>>680543603
nope
>>680544438
nope
>>680548065
superior height
>>680550228
more jealousy ha
>>680552075
quick example of this phenomenon
(queue someone saying I look like a school shooter either way, which I mean, hey I do.
>>680539603
Alison?
>>680553634
yeah either way we're dying, one of them you're just sleepier
>>680542399
Son
>>680543620
9/11/10
>>680553780
YOUR DEATH IS INEVITABLE, FEEBLE UNDERLINGS, BOW BEFORE MY... *puts on glasses* NYQUILEAN POWER
>>680543852
K9/10
what's up /b/rahs
>>680554115
just selling data to corporations.
good stuff.
Entry level black guy here
![20160414_184907[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R7SfnXC.jpg "20160414_184907[1].jpg")
>>680554115
are you a guido
>>680546522
I can smell it from here.
>>680553390
All I can say is you look like a big brother.
BROTHER
>>680550679
Projection is the rhetorical equivalent of I'm rubber you're glue, witless twat.
>>680554256
would
>>680554112
haHA
>>680542055
are...are you okay?
>>680554463
That sounds like an illogical thought based out of bias
>>680554266
I don't think so brah
>>680554226
making professional grade jokes tho
>>680554163
what I don't understand is what concern it would be of any of us, assuming none here hold high public positions.
>>680542399
jew/10
>>680554596
Holy fuck you're an autistic drone.
>>680554414
lol
>>680542399
Me
>>680554549
we know i'm hillarious, now rate me
>inb4 thousand yard stare
>>680555509
you have seen some shit
>>680555762
Chris ya grew up
Its that time
The misses got me 23 carpenter 160 6'2"
>>680555509
father/10
you a good man
>>680556469
true seducer of men
IBRAHIMOVIC!!!!!!
>>680555869
>>680556720
you are correcto
also, i don't give a flying fuck
>>680556469
M or f?
>>680556105
I don't get the reference. I'm also turning 32.
>>680557012
just as much a madman as my father, thanks for bringing back good memories anon.
post more dope photos though.
>>680557012
What's the difference between a flying fuck and a regular fuck?
>>680557280
dope photos, you say?
Rate me you cock jockeys
>>680557436
i don't know
>>680557445
would win the race with you behind me ;)
>>680557439
We get it. You smoke weed.
>>680557445
Back
>>680543649
You look like a faggot member of simple plan or some shit
>>680557280
at work
>>680539562
You look like a vine faggot
I have a rare disease that makes me look like retarded.
>>680557948
you are straight up my father's twin or some shit man.
keep up the good work, proud of you.
>>680558351
Is it called down syndrome?
>>680556930
Eh dont you have to be socially compitent to seduce people?
>>680558351
did you break your glasses? cuz if you did that shit's gotta be annoying as fuck. I had to tape my shit up when it broke, looked like supernerd.
>>680538048
Oh shit, it's Armada. OP's a Melee fag
>>680558457
no, a smile is enough :)
especially that smile.
>>680558457
you look like death warmed up
>>680558457
my gf is the opposite of socially competent, but I looked passed that. She's always so jealous of how many invites out I get. Never gets invited out, herself, hates being my +1 and hates that I can so readily turn down invites.
>>680558634
Awh thanks anon
>>680558771
Nah im just from sweden and theres not that much sun here atm
>>680559073
was your nose broken recently cause it looks crooked
>>680559410
I think the angle is making it look weird
>>680559655
come move to NY
>you have nice dubs, BTW
>>680559655
the bridge still points to the side before reaching the tip which is centered with your face
