Rekt thread?
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Rekt thread?
>>680399230
Did he died?
>>680399439
hahahahha nice
Any way to download these on an iPhone?
>>680400348
kek
>>680400348
This is the first thing on this website I have ever actually laughed out loud at
>>680400446
try to enable cookies.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Incest.
Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Age
You: 23
You: you?
Stranger: Im 13 and horny af
You: thats hot
You: how big are oyu?
Stranger: 6 inches still growing though
You: omg ur so big already
Stranger: Thanks, want to roleplay?
You: sure :3
You: you start
Stranger: Mom son roleplay?
You: sure
Stranger: My mom has giant tits and ass and is a nymphomaniac btw
You: ok
You: good to know ;)
You: so how was school today?
Stranger: Alright, im in the shower, "mom can you bring me a towel?"
You: "sure, in a second honey"
You: i walk into the bathroom in my underwear, just getting out of bed
You: "here you go" i hand you the towel
Stranger: I get an erection from looking at you
You: "oh my god" i notice you getting hard and i stare at your dripping wet body
You: "you're so big"
You: "do you... care if i join you?"
Stranger: "Thanks mom, id love that"
You: i start slowing taking off my bra, letting it drop to the bathroom tiles
You: next, i bend over, taking off my lace panties
You: i step into the shower next to you, your rock hard cock grinding against my leg as i walk under the water
Stranger: I grab your big saggy ass, and rub my cock between your ass cheeks
Stranger: I grab your big saggy ass, and rub my cock between your ass cheeks
You: "oh fuuuuck" i moan as your big dick slides in my ass
Stranger: "Oh mom your so sexy" i rub your pussy while thrusting into your ass
You: "oooooOoooh fuuuuck" i scream as my big tits are bouncing from your massive cock thrusting my wet asshole
You: fuck im so horny
You: oh my god
You: im going to stop the roleplay because fuck im just thinking about you so much
You: you're making my pussy so wet
Stranger: Ok im getting so hard
You: fuck yes
You: where do you live?
Stranger: What do you look like?
You: im white, have big tits and a round ass
You: you?
Stranger: Im 5'11 brown hair blue eyes, also have a big butt and a big cock
You: well i already knew about your big cock
You: but i didnt know that you were cute also
Stranger: I live in Connecticut
You: no. way.
You: what city?
You: i can drive by the way ;)
Stranger: What city do you live in?
You: hartford
You: you?
Stranger: West Suffield
You: thats not that far away from me baby
Stranger: West Suffield
You: thats not that far away from me baby
You: i can drive over and we can meet up in real life?
You: if you like
Stranger: But i lied about my age im really 18
You: but im horny right now so keep talking baby
You: that doesnt matter right now
You: how are you gonna fuck me?
Stranger: I want to impregnate
You: mmhmm?
You: do you wanna fuck in the back of my car?
Stranger: Yeah i want you to ride me
You: oh yeah
You: i straddle your big fat cock
You: and slowly push my self down on top of you
Stranger: Yeah?
You: then ill grind you
You: ill thrust back and forth on top of your big dick
You: then ill bend down and start kissing your dick
Stranger: While you do that i finger your ass and roll my tongue in your mouth ;)
You: mmmhmm
You: oh fuck
You: im so horny
You: you have a kik? or a phone #?
Stranger: My kik is ShawnLopez13
You: ok
You: ill add you once we are done
Stranger: I mean ShawnLopez12
You: ok
You: im gonna sit on your face
You: and watch you eat me out while im sucking your big cock
Stranger: Beg desperately for me to cum in you, pee in my mouth
You: mmmmhmmm
You: oh fuck
You: fuck yes
You: i scream for you to fuck me harder shawn
Stranger: Your name?
You: ill get on top of your cock again and ride you till you fill my pussy with your semen
You: my names danielle
Stranger: Such a sexy nam
Stranger: Name
You: oh fuck yes shawn
You: oh fuck
You: im cumming
You: oh fuck
You: oh fuck yes
Stranger: I want you to beg desperately for me to get you pregnant
You: fuck yes shawn
You: cum in me
>>680399230
/b/ still dont know the difference between gore and rekt??
>>680400446
Vlc player
You: cum in me
You: let me have your babies shawn
You: oH FUCK YES SHAWN
You: FUCK
You: FUCK ME HARDER
Stranger: Im gonna cum hard baby im gonna dump my load in your womb
You: oh my fucking god youre so sexy
You: fuck yes
You: OH FUCK
You: oh my god
You: my pussy just exploded
Stranger: Tell me how bad you want me to impregnate yoump
You: oh my god
You: shawn we need to talk again
You: i havent felt this horny in so long
You: ?we can we meet up shawn
Stranger: Maybe
You: i can call in sick to work
Stranger: Tell me how badly you want me to impregnate you
You: i want it so badly
You: i want your babies so badly shawn
You: shawn i need your white hot cum inside my pussy
Stranger: Beg desperately
You: please
You: please shawn
You: i want it so badly
You: dan wants it baby
You: dan wants it so badly
Stranger: Oh yes
You: oh my god please
You: please give it to me daddy
Stranger: Here it cums
You: oh yes
You: in me
You: oh fuck
You: fuck yes
You: fuuck fuc kfuck fuck
You: shawn i want it
You: i want it
You: give it to me
Stranger has disconnected.
You: fuck yes shawn
You: cum in me
You: let me have your babies shawn
You: oH FUCK YES SHAWN
You: FUCK
You: FUCK ME HARDER
Stranger: Im gonna cum hard baby im gonna dump my load in your womb
You: oh my fucking god youre so sexy
You: fuck yes
You: OH FUCK
You: oh my god
You: my pussy just exploded
Stranger: Tell me how bad you want me to impregnate yoump
You: oh my god
You: shawn we need to talk again
You: i havent felt this horny in so long
You: ?we can we meet up shawn
Stranger: Maybe
You: i can call in sick to work
Stranger: Tell me how badly you want me to impregnate you
You: i want it so badly
You: i want your babies so badly shawn
You: shawn i need your white hot cum inside my pussy
Stranger: Beg desperately
You: please
You: please shawn
You: i want it so badly
You: dan wants it baby
You: dan wants it so badly
Stranger: Oh yes
You: oh my god please
You: please give it to me daddy
Stranger: Here it cums
You: oh yes
You: in me
You: oh fuck
You: fuck yes
You: fuuck fuc kfuck fuck
You: shawn i want it
You: i want it
You: give it to me
Stranger has disconnected.
thanks for teh dumb fags :)))))
>>680399439
llulul
>>680400446
yes. sale that piece of shit and buy an android
>>680402127
rekt
>>680400348
>>680402561
Oh, thank goodness
>>680402365
>horse
>>680400196
Are you sure about that?
>>680402713
Nerve gas?
>>680402835
Nice recovery
>>680402940
yes
>>680402633
That's it.
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>680403099
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>680402713
Electricity not Nerve Gas
>>680403271
I was an eye witness. definitely nerve gas.
>>680403099
I would agree, I happened to click the top pic by accident, looks fake to me.
THE LOGIC behind shock / gore / death videos is there is a certian psychology similar to the gawping at a car crash scene. You don't want to watch but there's a primal curiosity imprinted in ALL OF OUR brains that finds it somewhat bewhildering and other-worldly to see something so extrodinary it prepares our fight and flight responses to make us want to make sure it ACTUALLY doesn't happen to ourselves.
I honestly avoid these at all costs but when I do happen to watch them I try to shrug it off as a natural curosity. I'm not some scumbag who finds this LULZ or look at that cunt die types.
I just understand the fight / flight and curosity derivertive is within all of us when it comes to extrodinary events such as car crashes, plane crashes, death, gore, etc.
Just try scroll past the rekt cancer on /b/ i know i do.
>>680400196
Cat's have a greater than 50% chance of surviving a fall at terminal velocity, or in other words from any height. Key word, survive, not likely unharmed.
>>680403333
quads checkd
>>680402260
That's some tom and jerry shit
>>680403466
Por qué explotó así?
>>680403828
>>680403765
Look at you, still posting this disgusting shit. Makes me fucking sick.
>>680403333
Kek, stupid chinks. Also checked.
>>680403396
ooh ive never seen that one before
>>680403986
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>680402463
THat lil squirrel nigga just started praying
Praise the lord!
>>680404032
>>680403986
Yo calm down and watch this
>>680402207
That kid is lucky as fuck.
>>680404155
>>680399230
For some reason I always like seeing if I can see the kidneys. They're easy to spot I guess
>>680404064
Ok, I'm sorry man...Please don't do anything to me.
>>680404234
You are a piece of shit, anon. Do you find abusing helpless animals funny? Did you giggle when you saw this mouse chained up? What about when it's penis was cut off and you could see the fear in its eyes as it struggled in pain? Is that really what you find amusing or entertaining? If so, you need to take a long look into the mirror and reevaluate your life. Being edgy on the internet for attention or laughs is one of the most pathetic things a person can do and reeks of a mental deficiency. I highly doubt you would behave this way in real life or want people you associate with to know you like this kind of stuff, so why bother at all? If you can't control your urges, check into a mental hospital or get therapy.
The person who actually committed this act is the lowest of the low. Worse than niggers who cheat the system and drain tax payer dollars. Worse than inbred rednecks who think car racing is a sport. Worse than furries who jack off to anthropomorphic animals. Worse than skinhead pussies who think they're real nazi's. Worse than violent arabs who blow themselves and others up over a fictional book. Really, the only person worse than an animal abuser is a pedophile in my mind because that is also hurting a defenseless creature, although they are human.
If I had it my way you and the woman in this video would be stoned to death and left on the ground to decompose - no burial would be permitted, Antigone style. You honestly don't deserve to exist in our society and i think that you know this deep down. I dare you to share this with your co-workers, spouse, friends, relatives, etc and see what they have to say. Will they be like "LOL anon that was funny tell those peta faggots to chill or go back to tumblr" or would they look at you with a disgusted look on their face and say "That was disgusting anon, why the fuck do you have this video?" We both know what the answer is and that you won't actually take me up my offer because you're a faggot.
>>680404211
Really what happened there is typical, its not easy to get hurt by a lathe
< 22 > I bet /b/ is going to enjoy this new leak. She cheated on me and thus I will be dumping all her vids https://wgg.co/Qj6zE Few minutes and it will be removed :)
>>680403333
witnessed
>>680404234
Doggo does a sploot
>>680404463
Yes, doggo does
>>680399314
He made a full recovery
>>680404150
I....w-what?
>>680402962
Obviously a woman driver.
Guess she won't have that problem anymore.
>>680404291
u forgot where u r m8
>>680404571
Story
Guys gifts only ffs wat year is it 2099?
>>680404660
KEEP CHEWING
>>680404968
No fucking idea.
>>680403828
You didn't post the rest of the video where he gets run over two more times.
>>680402463
That squirrel is just like
"God damnit, AGAIN with these fucking traps? I can't take this shit anymore. I got a fucking family to feed, my fat fucking ass need calories, I think I''m just going to hang myself."
>>680403828
Where is the one where to mom finds him?
>>680400446
You could kill your self
>>680404050
Fucking brilliant.
>>680403333
Holy fuck that car got crushed right at a bass drop.
Shit was so funny.
>>680405213
this one is godlike with sound
>>680405213
Honestly that makes me sorta happy
>>680402783
>lurk
>>680405213
UR A WIZZA HAIRY!
>>680400446
You gotta microwave it for exactly 13 minutes and 48 seconds.
>>680405166
I think that's another "asian baby getting ran over" video.
>>680405455
Hilarious.
>>680404660
>>680405094
He ain't gonna chew shit anymore.
>>680402677
Epic shit Jaja!
>>680404150
Noice
>>680404656
Ok good. I like happy endings
>>680405101
What a cunt
>>680400196
FUCKING KEK
>>680404291
>sees little kid run over by a car, whatever
>dog gets thrown off a building for being a pos *triggered*
Whatever get the fuck outta here fucking peta lovin bitch
did she get grinded to death?
>>680406008
newfag
>>680403732
Because your mom's gas
>>680406053
what do u think?
>>680401724
who cares porn is porn
>>680405455
Ha you got me...
>>680404929
What's the story behind this?
>>680405799
and people always pick at me for being a defensive driver
>>680404150
lmao
>>680404150
wtf was that?
>>680406411
that nigga is guaranteed dead
>>680401925
I am so glad I read all of that. Kek.
>>680406008
The kid wouldn't have done anything with its life, I get the paternal instinct of protecting children yes, I understand it, but still, chances are the kid would have been as fucked up as everyone else. A dog on the other hand is a loyal companion. Which sounds better, another shitty human, or a loyal companion?
>>680404150
China is a magical place
>>680406540
nerve gas
>>680403039
Top fucking kek
>>680406294
This
>>680406119
Fucking copy pasta isn't it.. Didn't read past the first 5 words, damnit it all
Sometimes I hate 4chan
inb4 newfag/underage
Sad truth is that I'm not any of it.
>>680406411
You new-age faggots with your apps, not actually witnessing the murder.
>>680406702
what about the fag part?
>>680406411
"I was there when this happened! This happened in San Antonio, Texas last week during a storm we had. The guy under the aluminum pan was alright. His thought process was the pan would block the softball size hail we were getting. he didn't think It through...
Edit: he didn't get struck by lightning, it was close by though
Edit2: leaving class to take a picture of the hallway,because some of you are dicks
Edit 3: http://imgur.com/nLs0Z7V"
>>680400446
VLC player app bro. Works wonders. Using it right now actually.
>>680403099
Getting indigestion from all of this pasta
>>680406778
Zing
>>680404150
we need more hammer knights in the subways
>>680402850
not rekt, still kekd
>>680404322
even tho this is somewhat tragic, It's so slapstick I can't stop finding it funny
>>680403099
Nice b8 m8
>>680403271
>Newfagging this hard.
>>680406729
>murder.
>>680405552
thats fuckin funny
>>680405213
This is socialism.
>>680404920
Enjoy your pasta, kid.
>>680406411
that dude get thunderstruck?
>>680407288
>being murdered by Zeus
I bet you don't even read literature.
>>680404446
>arguing a pasta
>not even trying
>>680404322
I'm pretty sure something like that could kill you.
>>680404929
are those embers ??? is the building on fire
>>680407693
If you call pagan bullshit worship literature then no I don't read silly nonsense
>>680404150
Cunt deserved it
>>680408025
probably dust
>>680408134
>Zeus
>pagan
You really don't read?
>>680408134
Agreed. I don't read the Bible either.
>>680404150
>>680405455
i hope you fucking die
>>680404929
story?
>>680405455
Story?
>>680406274
either what i said, or she fell down into something that was not escelator machinery.
if she did get turned into ketchup in the video i would like sauce on some aftermath footage
>>680404234
What the fuck man this is a rekt thread not YLYL
>>680403732
por que se cocho a tu jefa sammy, gtfo to your hispachan forums newfaget
>>680406008
I don't give a fuck about humans. I wish we never had evolved in the first place. The best time period on earth ever IMO was before Homo Sapiens. I bet that if you saw a Shiba Inu in any of the situations of those gifs and webms, you'd be horrified, fucking hypocrite.
>>680404150
Judge Kyofu
>>680405455
You're a cunt. go die
>>680403466
>Setting the standard for food distribution excellence
>>680408647
that was fucking hilarious
>>680408955
I don't know what a shiba Inu is I'l just assume its some dirty turkish dog or something
>>680409145
fuck man i lost it lulz
>>680399314
tis but a scratch
>>680404902
Looked like kids sized pink lunch box being hurtled foward...
>>680404446
COME ON AND SLAM. AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.
>>680409391
At least she shopped at topkek
>>680403193
Word the fuck up. This is hell, and snowflakes can't survive here
>>680409187
not even mediocre bait.
>>680400196
8 left
>>680409854
Man, Martin Shkreli really is an asshole.
>>6803994314
ALREADY SAW IT FAG
>>680409962
Not baiting I honestly don't care for aninamals
>>680402497
>sale
>>680410255
dubs dont lie
>>680410103
>I'm being a newfag and no one can stoOH SHI--
>>680410255
Dubs of deceit.
>>680409585
Fuck it, there are 4 billion more chinks to fill the role.
>>680400348
I'm tearing up laughing so hard. Good post anon
>>680402498
Survived...srory on bestgore.
>>680410318
what's this machine do?
>>680404050
oh shit
>>680410318
the fuck happened
>>680411027
>what's this machine do?
kills people
>>680409145
kek
>>680411155
nerve gas
>>680411184
no shit.
I know THAT one is for painting paper or pressing shit to paper.
>>680402463
is it having a heart attack
>>680404874
lol as if the white pickup truck did not see that coming whatsoever
>>680404440
this nigga reacting like he just bumped his toe
>>680403271
Newfag detected.
>>680411184
keeeek
>>680403732
¿Eres tonto?
>>680411827
>>680406266
lol peruvian fag, i'm not alone
>>680411608
no, it's called "fencing response". It's fucking knocked silly.
>>680411027
hydraulic press,for flattening stuff,victim leaned in while supporting hi weight on the start button,bad move
>>680402677
more of a funny one.
>>680411593
i think it's called a callindar. i used to operate one at a textile factory.
>>680411027
Hydraulic pressure, I think
>>680402127
what?
>>680412030
Gtfo to hispachan fucking nigger.
>>680411768
unless i'm mistaken, it's a cartel thing; they drug up their victims before doing the fucked up shit to them . . . like cutting off their heads or whatever
>>680404291
One should kill ones self asap.
>>680403271
thatisthejoke.avi
>>680403396
You just replied to stale pasta, but you're correct.
>>680403828
Fuckin Chinese man
>>680404365
Fuck you virus anus
come help me destroy this fuckin gay thread
/b/ is not for normies
>>680413234
>>680406411
what an asshole lol
>>680409391
tipitop in the original bag...
>>680404150
Jesus Fuck. At least he learnt to never spit seeds on a subway again. Thank you plastic clad hammer warrior with a chink in your armor.
>>680399314
The medics arrived and heal him on the spot, they really had his back on that one
>>680404446
Girls gets grounded by parents & defies them by climbing out of window with tragic consequences.
>>680410318
Damn you can see his brains pop out by his ear.
>>680399439
This is why retards shouldn't be allowed to have cart thingys
>>680408025
Snow.
>>680405506
>another
>>680414064
heuheuheu
>>680410103
Esto se va a descontrolaaaaaar!!!
>>680413565
they literally watched the truck back up and drive toward them, fuckin tards
>>680404929
That 3rd shot to back of neck. Epic. Dust is falling from ceiling from noise of gun.
>>680414351
That's fire
>>680414439
Snow
>>680414681
dust
>>680412866
¿Qué?
>>680402962
woman driving
>>680399230
oo0ooo, a rekt thread:>
.
>>680414716
Karma
'
>>680409854
That's a perfect summary of my white guilt.
>>680404150
what is that in his hands? (in the end)
>>680406614
thiss cant be china you stupid american..this is japan..
>>680415593
Well that looks like a hammer my nigga
>>680415821
possibly the most fucked up video on 4chan at the moment
>>680415821
My god that was brutal
>>680411036
this one took me some time to compute
>>680402962
My father drives just like this... guess he might be a woman after all
>>680415821
Why do you save shit like this? Brutal, man
>>680413529
That's crossing the line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y0QKiTQPkY
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>>680412675
is he dead?
>>680412708
real bad ass
>>680405828
The first girl in the white jersey was the instigator.
>>680415821
>>680405455
10/10
>>680403099
tfgt;dr
>>680400196
Not cool fag
>>680406455
Thats some final destination shit
>>680399314
Fact of matter: I know this guy, he´s called Billy and yeah he fully recovered and fathered a healthy boy that same year
>>680404150
1:48
>Puts the rest of the seeds back on his pocket
Kek
>>680416735
holy shit is this real?!
>>680402835
sanic is the name
speed is my game
>>680414343
AIUDAAAAAAAAAAA
>>680413565
I'm glad the dog's ok
>>680415593
his theet and your moms pussie
>>680414772
Jaj
>>680403271
It´ss clear that you don´t know shit
>>680416890
Probably not - after all, sharks don't do well in fresh water
>>680400446
If this was a person, I'd have been laughing until I jiZzed.
