Waifu claiming thread - Guess who's baking again edition
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Waifu claiming thread - Guess who's baking again edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>680374770
claimed!
>>680374770
OBLIGATORY CLAIM :^D
Dio-sama...
Heading out, see you guys later
>>680374660
>so it begins
>>680374806
Somewhat, but also funny. It's fine.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>batch skipped this file...
Claimed.
>>680374518
I'm alright
Either the swelling is actually starting to go down or it's not and I'm going crazy
Hey. Still watching drawn together
>>680374625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtZXtzXnFUU
Addicted to this now
Harem Sheikh Red reporting in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE
>>680374845
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>>680375214
welcome back everyone
>>680374660
NO! You're not supposed to eat them.
>>680374222
>trips checked
>rather young... in puberty kinda.
Reminds me of someone emotionally... me.
Maybe he is needing to be hurt to grow up, who knows.
>Riding bike is a nice workout
Oh thats awesome, do you do it daily? Yea its nice exercise and since almost no one has PE on college at least you do more exercise.
>>680375078
could be both!!! promise you'll watch over it, i don't want you losing your toe....
>>680375149
>>680375200
Kotone-chan
claimed
>DA NAN NA NAA!!!!!!!!
>>680375176
Good, because you got me addicted to the songs you post a lot.
>>680375248
im a sucker for that shit post more
>>680375049
>so it begins
I found my first target.
>>680375271
What should I even do with them then?!
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>>680375248
Well done
>>680375531
you keep them!!! and well...other things too...
>>680375464
I haven't posted this one very often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
"I was just taking my afternoon noose nap"
"We already sacrificed our virgins, maybe we need to sacrifice our sluts." "No, I have given the beast my daughter, but I will not give it MY WIFE! that's right honey, I knew. I have always known."
My sides
>>680375248
Thanks bro!
>>680375531
Well... Everything starting with wearing and ending with smelling but not including eating.
That means you can lick them if you're into that.
>>680374579
Heard of? Yes. Read material? No, and still haven't.
We fast again? Where's my U-love?
>>680375271
nah, he's 17, he's full blown puberty fucked
>Do you do it daily?
Depends. I often do it daily but not everyday since I don't have to be in town every day... but usually it comes to 4-6 times a week.
>>680375617
I did it again, dammit
>>680375487
what do you mean?
>>680375745
You're welcome!
>>680375824
>>680375824
You don't need to know.
>>680375813
Is this THE Tomoko?
>>680375706
>>680375771
Oh I see.
Makes sense I guess, time to build a secret stash of panties!
>>680376004
Come to me Homu.
>>680375214
then this should do, right?
>>680374426
Wi-Fi.
Claim
>>680375973
Yes please.
>>680376184
just as long as they're not mine....
>>680376134
How many tomokos do we even have now? 5?
>>680375832
I'm a bit late on this, but what's going on with your friend?
Claim
>>680375832
17... Thats a pretty intense number for your hormones. I bet most of us did some cringy stuff by that age.
CLAIMED
>>680375720
Nice.
>>680376329
I think so
>y tho
>>680376262
I wonder what's up under there...
>>680376388
Eli is cute
>>680376186
Mine.
>>680376184
>Makes sense I guess, time to build a secret stash of panties!
We should collect enough panties and fill a swimming pool with them!
>Come to me Homu.
Awww you're too sweet Kyouko.
>>680376313
Those hundreds of pants that you caught me sniffing and you said I could keep them... can we use those?
>>680376435
Take your time investigating...
>I'll tone down the pictures again a little
Obligatory claim.
>>680376682
but i thought just the one was enough....do you need that many??!?
>>680376329
He was being unreasonable... wait, lemme see
there it is
He was kinda down and brought me down. I asked him several times to meet up so he can get some fresh air and better thoughts.
With several times I mean I tried to convince him 2 hours long. He said I should just go home.
So when I was going home he wanted to meet up and... well I don't support bullshit.
>>680376401
yup, exactly. even more reason to call him out on his bullshit
>>680376592
thank you~
>>680376434
Well it wouldnt be a problem if I didn't know one a fair bit, but have never spoken much with the others, aside for asking if they're the one I know.
>>680375813
Speaking of, are you the NEET tomoko? The one I know?
>>680376783
Hand-Sama. What's crackin'?
>>680376682
Swimming pool of panties? Better get stealing then.
>>680376791
That pool is not gonna fill on it's own! We need moar!
>>680376350
Hello again.
>>680376791
We're filling a swimming pool my dear Kagami, we're gonna need thousands.
On the other hand this grass tea is great, where did you get the green from?
>>680376871
Not much, friendo. Just sitting here enjoying the heat of the state. You?
>>680376418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaqH7kJecnM
Different but if you don't like it you don't have to listen to it
>>680376945
well...why don't we all contribute then??? im pretty sure you guys wouldn't wanna swim in a pool of just my underwear...
mmmm it was in the front yard, but it wasn't really green, it was shaped kinda like an umbrella
>>680376835
If you've been here before it's been awhile, hasn't it?
Pretty sure there has only been one or MAYBE two Fran anons.
I'm pretty confident in saying I'm the oldest returning Tomoko in these threads.
"This is no genius werewolf, it's just an Armenian woman!"
This fucking show
>>680377027
HAND! how are you?
>>680376818
If he is anything like I was when I was 17, just give him a day or so
>>680376761
I like what I see <3
>>680376589
What is you who asked if I was in Texas, Shinoa?
My answer is yes, if it was.
>>680376945
Holy shit another homufag?
>>680377027
Cooking gourmet with random ingredients. Know any good recipes that include crab and sweet potato?
>>680377228
That's what I'm planning to do. He now sadly thinks he's a useless piece of shit and he did everything wrong and I hate him and whatnot... this is annoying... but I can understand and relate
>>680377282
Lol yeah cause I sorta know that feel
>>680376904
>Swimming pool of panties?
This is a troubling development.
I'm just gonna wear reinforced tights from now on...
>>680377247
So do I... but seeing won't be good enough. <3
>>680377217
>awhile
Wait weren't you here just a few days ago?
>I'm confident I'm the oldest returning Tomoko
Yeah I think you're the oldest returning Tomoko too
>>680377638
Touching is fine as long as nobody's around to see...
>>680377207
Well... I guess we can get panties from all across /waifu/, but no waifu is cute and special like Kagami, thats why I want most of the panties be yours.
Like an umbrella? Thats some weird shaped grass. Now this is odd, im feeling a little dizzy but nice at the same time.
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>>680377322
Why are you surprised?
>>680377638
>Reinforced thights
That won't stop us!
>>680377622
Are you from Atlantis?! That's the only empathetic someone could use when describing this place.
Ascendant Warrior claimed. Eland can go find a new wife.
>>680377843
y-you think so??? well i don't mind then.....i guess
>>680377322
>>680378013
So are you guys are going to share waifus like some disgusting degenerates or what?
>>680377638
Don't forget I know where your bedroom is and what is your sortie shedule.
>>680378158
hey sorry for being a fucknut before.
>>680378045
Yes I am. Which part you from homie?
"This is so nice of you Spanky! How did you know I wanted to see Queeny McHomo Slurp in Analsville on Ice: Part Gay?"
Anyone who has not seen Drawn Together should watch it now!
>>680377217
There have been two others, but neither of them stayed for long. I'm the one who reads a shit ton, plays magic, and had that thing with a friend.
>>680377843
>>680378187
Holy shit, Homura is smooth. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MASTER!
>>680377575
If he is much moodier than he normally is, maybe stay with him for a bit?
>>680377228
>frightened hands
Yelling my name and such, good to see you, Fran-kun.
Hope you're doing well on this fine evening, handsome.
>>680377441
>Crab
>Sweet potato
Kek, nope. Not that much of a cook, sorry.
Hope ya can make something good though.
>>680378300
You seemed to be in a bad mood, wich was confusing to me since I'm never in a bad mood when I look at pictures of Dio, did something happen?
>>680378127
Yes I do!
>pupils dilate
>starts seeing you even more cute
Actually scrap that, I don't think its possible for you to look cuter.
>>680378158
I don't know im not gonna leave her and if there are more people showing Homu the love she deserves im happy.
I just hope we can come up with an easy way to differentiate us.
>>680377834
I don't mind them looking as long as they can't see anything; and you have plenty of places I like to touch that shouldn't cause suspicion...
Your vest has quite a few advantages in that regard..
>>680378044
It makes things a lot more difficult, though.
>>680378187
I'll stock the spray on kind, as well.
>>680378324
I don't know him for that long... Like one month max. But of course I'm not gonna just leave him alone. I just said not today...
which might made this faggot a bit more depressed than I thought... god damn, he's gay for me.
>>680378368
Heya Hand-kun! How was your day? What are your plans for today?
>>680378686
Words of a heretic
>>680378368
Why is everyone here so smooth all of the sudden?
And I'm great, just researching Drawn Together and laughing my ass off. And yesterday I found a new friend, in that I found a itty bitty little baby wolf spider and named her Charlotte. And teared up a bit when I had to let her go.
Fran
>>680378324
Master? That's not something I expected to be called. The first and most important step to be this smooth is to find someone that wants to be part of an abusive relationship.
>>680378686
homu? there's something wrong with your eyes!!! here let me have a look at them!
>>680378862
DIO!
>>680378324
U-uh, o-oh shit! The potato chips are half off!
Tie hen desu.
>my waifu is overshadowed by a more popular girl
Feels good desu. She's mine and mine alone.
>>680378862
Fine Dio-sama. You win like always.
Btw about that multiple Dio claimer thing... did you run into the other claimer yet?
>>680378581
I'unno.. It's a strange day ya know? I'm home with the lady just relaxing and playing games. But I'm sad or something??? You know what I mean???
>>680378839
Hm... Can't really help you much there. Though I've been on the opposite side of that, which was terrible!
>>680379151
What?
>>680378945
WILL DO MASTER!
>>680378745
Touch anything you want~
>>680379001
M-my eyes? Whats wrong with them. AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE FACES?
>>680378368
>fuyukaidesu
I appreciate your support.
>>680378318
Well, I'm actually just visiting. I'm in Montgomery, rn.
>>680378839
Heyo, Chara. Good to see you as always, hope you're doing well.
>he's gay for me
Top kek, have fun with that.
Plans? Nah, I'm just evaporating in the heat right now. Even wearing a sweat shirt to tune things up a bit.
>>680378879
Smooth as a caterpillar.
I like how you just found a wolf spider on your wrist and go "Yeah, I'll take some pictures and name it." I'd freak out and shrivel into my own body, props to you.
Oh, well aren't you just the sweetest thing. I'm sure she'll grow big enough to get eaten by babies one day.
>>680379431
The potato chips.
They're half off.
>>680379595
And they're a quarter way full.
>>680379469
oh whew, nothing, i thought i saw something, but they're just as beautiful as ever....
three faces???? do you need to lie down??
>>680379431
On the opposite as in you were left alone or have fallen for someone who doesn't love you?
>>680379590
Yup, I'm doing well
>Have fun with that
Actually, I am having fun with that. Just not when he's in childish puberty bitch mode
>Wearing a sweat shirt
ugh... it must be so hot then...
>>680379321
Nah, I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding, but still remember to always fight to be the one who deserves the title of Homura anon
>>680379356
Can't relate, you might just be having some emotion troubles, but I'm no psychiatrist
>>680379102
WHOEVER YOU ARE!
>>680380058
Muh picture
>>680379451
You know I will.. but maybe you have a special wish? Feel free to guide my hand..
>>680379530
Eh I got nothing on mont. Enjoy your stay in Htown though. Make sure to look out for snakes and alligator gars in the water ok?
>>680379590
They're harmless! Even if she was full grown, I doubt she would bite me, which would be less than a bee sting
>>680379595
>>680379724
But then who was phone?
>>680379794
Been on the "gay crush on a straight friend" side, which ended poorly
>>680379752
I... I don't know. Im dizzy and im scared that the ceilling will fall on us. Please take me outside.
>>680380058
Ayy I guess. It's just a gloomy day, to describe it better.
BUT
Gimme a hug ya big sack of muscles
>>680379794
I probably would be to, how many years you have on him?
>Must be a looker if you got a 17 year old fag on your coat tail.
It's very hot right now.
>suggestive hands
Really though, it's pretty hot. This damn state.
>>680380170
>Mhw one charged at me full blast while I was urinating
>All of my fear
True, that whole saying with them being more scared does hold up. Though I'm a puss when it comes to bugs.
>gay crush on a straight friend
Best ones are straight, that's the golden rule.
>>680380163
That sounds delicious! Wanna go fishing with me?!
>>680379356
What happened?
>>680380170
ouch, this is shit... but no, not like that. I'm trying to not let him fall for me since I can't do the whole relationship thingie... I just want us to be friends with benefits... which is hard...
>>680380204
ummm...ok, hold on a sec, here, ill lay you on the grass, is that good homu??
lmao yo yo its yo boi Mugi
>>680380058
Aha, that was a funny misunderstanding.
>always fight to be the one who deserves the title of Homura anon
Sure yes sir! If you ever need help to fight off other Dio-fags I will be here for you, you are the one true Dio claimer.
>>680380106
Ey dio got something for ya.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DnYsRVXV4_I
Also spy claimed i guess
>>680380459
Heyo, Mugi. Nice hat.
>>680380440
Grass? What grass? All I see is needles, stahp!
>there aren't many scared Homu pics
>>680380380
I'm 4 years older... fun thing is, he looks older than me. Is even bigger than me.
>Must be a looker
S-stop it you
>Must be hot
I bet it is. I mean, you're there...
How about uh... air thingie? Air conditioning?
>>680380170
Sorry, I kinda lost it. I can't remember who you are. Sorry again, my bad memory is to blame.
>>680380386
Cant. Don't have any bait for them. Do you?
>>680380459
Mugi, you tryin' na throw han's?
>>680380644
oh no!!! im sorry! here...ill just carry you...any place you wanna go homu???
>>680380148
THIS IS FINE. THIS IS STILL FINE.
>>680380410
Life has been an emotional roller coster these past few days and i'unno why. I feel like puberty all over again.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/638sih/drawn-together-the-board-of-education
>>680380380
I understand that I have a different definition of "cute"
Thats why I'm going to try my HAND on Tindr
>>680380410
The friends with benefits thing is suppose to never work out, but I'm a kissless virgin, so why am I giving advise?
>>680380801
Wait, why were we talking again?
>>680380801
Damn straight. I would too. It is straight FLOODIN DOWN IN TEXAS. But none of the telephone lines are down.
>like anyone is calling
>>680380148
Maybe a bit higher up? <3
>>680380350
Dio doesn't hug, he grabs people by their forehead with his fingers and suck their blood, it's completely different.
>>680380467
I appreciate your loyalty
>>680380570
keked
>>680380713
Damn, must be a tiny guy. Adorable.
The air conditioning? I don't touch that shit, that's my roommate's domain. I'll live through the heat, I might have a few strokes here and there.
>>680381042
> to try my HAND
You're gonna give me elephantiasis at this rate.
I'm sure it will go smoothly, how could someone resist a guy like you, eh? I mean, spiders are cute but not when they're on my skin.
>>680380986
At least you've got a cute frog waifu.
And a laifu...
>>680380801
>go to Houston
>see people on top of cars and shit
>sneak up behind and push off
>immediately feasted upon by aligator gar and snakes
>catch gar
>?????
>PROFIT!
I'm into this weather, though. Starting to remind me of The Flame in The Flood.
>>680380826
I feel like im forgetting something... weren't we going to build someting exciting?
I will go wherever you think we should, im confortable as long as im in your arms.
Sorry about that I was doing some things.
>>680377049
Nah I like it, there's not much music I don't like but this is certainly like the stuff I do like.
>>680381240
Oh Dio you have such a way with words.
>>680380638
Top tier hat
>>680380823
Are you searching for that sriracha shrimp boi
>>680380986
Wanna talk about it? We are actually really good listeners.
>>680381042
The two friends with benefits I had worked out just fine. We fucked for half a year, maybe a bit more, but didn't get emotionally attached and are still friends.
>but I'm a kissless virgin
I don't understand why tough. You're a really nice and sweet person
>>680381355
I'm not tiny! I'm unisex sized! He's just big and tall...
Ah, I see. Well tell him to touch it then.
>>680374770
The Mass Produced EVA scene gets my dick hard
>>680380986
>second puberty
Kill me
>>680381355
I'm sure I will if I look for someone, especially in Milwaukee. That's the gayest city ever
