what's the worst thing you've ever masturbated to?
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what's the worst thing you've ever masturbated to?
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My mum masturbating to the worst thing she's ever masturbated to..
Wallace and Gromit
>>680307367
A girl fucking with a pig
>>680308075
is that the one on pornsocket where she lets the pig do her in the anus? I fapped to that last week, I think it's a pretty cool guy
scat porn
>>680308519
That was on Pornsocket, but there is 2 or 3 videos including woman and pig. Can't remember if it was in the ass
>>680308519
I'd like to watch my sister getting fucked in the ass by a pig
Two gay horses mating. Or a guy wanking a horse. Or shemales. mmm
>>680309025
How hot is your sister ?
>>680309711
she's not drop dead gorgeous or anything
I just like to fantasize about her in really humiliating and degrading sexual situations sometimes
>>680307367
As a 15 year old i used to jerk off to teenagers getting raped in the dark web.The favorite / worst one was a guy raping a sex slave as she was hanging from a noose and socking her and making her tell him she loved him, it was fucking ugly. The guy also made this teenager grab onto him so she didn't hang by her neck so this girl was hugging this fucking guy. I dont know why but as a teenager i jerked off to that so many times out of the intimacy of it while completely blocking out the horror. I liked how people with sex slaves were kinda touchy and loving with their slaves and it was like they made it seem as if they were a reluctant couple or something and during the actual raping some guys seemed so into the girl their raping and it was like they were forcing their love on the girl and she had no choice to but to accept it which is what i wanted as an edgy teenager.
I just wanted a gf man i didn't fucking mean to watch that fucking evil shit fuck.
>>680310251
haha, cool
>>680310251
>15 years old
>darkweb
A few really bad onion sites, before it all went to shit
>>680308075
yuk... at least throw a fucking dog in there dude wtf
Prolly shota
nothing much
>>680307367
OP's mom
>>680311331
Oh, yeah. What was the name of the killer, again ?
>Ban test
>Ban test 2
>Ban test 3
I felt dirty after 3.
I have masturbated to both my mum and dad (separately to each) as well as to both my older sister and younger brother and sister. Also bestiality etc but I think those were the worst
>>680311890
>Also Pornfay (various vids)
chinese teen autopsy
>>680311913
"To" - thoughts of, pics of, or over their sleeping faces?
>>680312160
>ain't clicking that shit nigga
Chick in pic has a dick, right?
>>680312160
*.flv.scv
...sure...
>>680311726
Bob Sponge
I was studying art for school.
I'm not really ashamed, it's just the thought that I masturbated to a piece of art that was never meant for masturbation that weirded me out a bit.
>>680313169
all those renaissance nudes were commissioned by horny old rich guys as fap material
don't feel bad about it anon, you're keeping an ancient tradition alive
>>680313169
all the old timey people, especially the women, are fuck ugly and look like that got down syndrome
either that or the fuckheads painting this crap were retarded
>>680313169
More like this
>>680307367
probably a guy getting his dick sucked by a baby cow
I have also masturbated over my little sister while she was sleeping, as soon as I came I just felt like complete shit and vowed never to do it again, ended up in the same place the next night.
not.proud.
>>680310502
Why is it hard? i visited web 1st time at my 12 bro learned me how(he is a programmer), you go to cmd.exe. the easy part,you know the rest i am not spoiling anylonger the hard part is with those adress
>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face
>>680307367
Watched my dad fap to porn magazines, thats how I learned to fap
>>680313318
mfw this is what they meant when describing art as "timeless"
>>680314067
Is her name Daisy?
>>680314203
>>680314203
Little less acid, hmm'kay?
if no one else is gonna post it then I will
>>680313169
I came
>dat sexy belly doh
>>680314339
nope
>>680314558
Umm..... sauce?
>Just for research purposes
My sis, she's a huge bitch tho
>>680314558
Umm..... sauce?
>Just for research purposes, of course
Lots of Pizza
>>680311331
Robert Ben Rhoades
>>680314799
>>680314882
>says captcha mistyped
>publishes post anyway
/b/ is officially retarded
>>680314558
i'm not clicking that shit
>>680315292
faggot nigger jew
>>680308075
link?
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/131720/Real_Rape/
>>680315474
> fag nig jew
>>680315720
>real rape
I bet you think incest videos are real too
Hand holding
>>680315720
I read that as real pepe.
>>680315851
>>680314799
>>680314882
>Just for research purposes
>For science, of course
Pic related. Gb2rdit
To my mom taking a shower. She's hot, not my fault.
>>680314196
This post is fucking unreadable
>>680307367
I felt pretty fucking dirty after jerking off to a cat goddess vid on the old deep web.
>>680314196
quit talking like a pakistani camel salesman, maybe people will understand your posts
>>680310251
>Thinks the dark web is full of spooky rape videos
Pretty tame, but it was some girl getting killed (maybe) in a vacbed. She seemed okay with it at first as she must have thought it was a normal porn shoot but after ten seconds she hi. Started panicking and screaming trying to rip the fucking thing open until she just passed out and bead twitching around.
I'm fairly certain she died but I'm not to sure.
Another fairly bad one I jerked off to was a Japanese amateur magician girl attempting a houdini trick where essentially she was on her back in a bathtub with her head under the water and her hands handcuffed behind her legs which were up in the air.
Needless to say she couldn't free her hands or get her head out of the water and she just drowned.
>>680316582
well majority of it is spooky cp stuff you need invites and exact addresses and links to access the spook, no directory can track them down.
I always feel pretty bad after jacking it to bestiality.
>>680316582
This.
>be me
>hear how darkweb is spooky and full of rape and murder videos
>think bs
>download tor
>spend two hours looking around, 99% was just drugs, hitman for hire, fake ID/passports and the odd but of CP
>>680316789
>no directory can track them down
what does that even fucking mean
>>680316962
just because you cant access it doent mean it ceases to exist retard
>>680316962
it isn't full of CP now, it certainly used to be though
>thanks Obama
>>680310251
A horse fucking another male horse in the ass.
>>680317001
oh i meant no directory has them listed, im high as fuck
>>680317062
Do you even know what the word 'ceases' means you fucking ten year old?
I masturbate to Twitch from Rainbow Six Siege. Not in a normal way. I fantasize about being her commanding officer and watching over her missions. I fantasize about berating her and talking down about her abilities in the field, and how she's only in team rainbow because of a contract with the GIGN. I want to watch as one of her missions goes wrong, and she watches as her squad is wiped out. I want to tell her that it was all her fault, and if she wasn't such a failure she could've saved them. I want to keep saying terrible things, and bully her until she believes it. I want to transfer her into another squad, one that makes her feel useless, one that makes her feel like her skills aren't needed. I want to install a camera and mic in her bedroom, so I can record every time she starts to cry. if make sure that she doesn't get along with anyone else in her unit, and make sure she's blamed for anything that goes wrong, regardless of the severity. I'd make sure that the only person who talks to her is me, I want to slowly take control of her.
Sorry for the picture, I don't have any other pictures of her on my phone
>>680307367
A scenic view of hills
Dibella Statue in Skyrim
>>680317190
holy fuck are you like really autistic or something?
>>680317001
kekd
When I was an edgelord, it was cp on 12chan. Then more cp on Tor. Then I realised I was only wanking over it because it was illegal, not because I found the kids attractive. Then I moved on to fapping over girls' profile pictures, imagining raping them and shit.
I've got a gf now and she's as fucked up as me. Likes to dress as a schoolgirl and have me rape her. Fuck, she's perfect.
>>680317310
Hahahaha dude you are fucking crazy
>>680317521
I just find her so bully-able
Eh it's pretty weird.
>>680317310
IQ is a cute
Shit in toilets in random public restrooms.
>>680317310
So my hourly rate is $80
But I'm un liscensed
However you very clearly require therapy
>>680317414
You clearly meant to say 'just because you can't access it doesn't mean it doesn't exist'
That's not what ceases means
>>680317671
>>680317874
>>680317727
She is cute, but instead of doing that to her, I'd just want to have a wholesome, sex-after-marriage relationship with her. In my head she's a casual racist, and while being an operator, I imagine that she'd love to have a 50s style relationship.
>>680317983
What about Frost?
>>680317956
Nice meme.
You could have easily have just told me you have no argument with text though.
I used to jerk my little kid dick to the chick from Phil of the future, she sparked my first fap. The shameful part was as a kid I had no idea what a vagina looked like, just knew it was a wet hole. So I filled a glass up with water thinking I just created a replica pussy. Essentially I just dipped my dick in a glass of room temperature water while watching Phil of the future.
>>680316139
Pics or gtfo
anything involving a girl getting shit inside her vagina
I like to imagine it's my friend masturbating with her brother's shit
>>680318108
I want to have a fun, outdoorsy relationship with her. I'd love to go hunting with her for days or even weeks at a time, and one day after bagging a big buck, I'd love to throw her to the forest floor, pin her down, and tickle her mercilessly
>>680318195
>I just dipped my dick in a glass of room temperature water while watching Phil of the future.
oh /b/
don't ever change
>>680314196
he learned you? Did you borrow him some money too?
>>680318195
>>680317757
I don't feel that way about any character except for her. I'd like to tease ash about being so dude like, but not as far as the shit I want to do to twitch
>>680318289
Lastly, Ash?
>>680318195
Topkek
>>680318422
Fucking kek
>>680318195
>i just dipped my dick in a glass of room temperature water
>>680310502
>it hard to get into the dark web
You are of these niggers who watch YouTube videos called "scary real storys from the dark web"
>>680314836
Moar pics. Any nude or bikini pic?
>>680318251
God, the amount of times I've wanked off to that video... Pretty certain I've some other stuff by her too.
>>680318487
Tease her about being a dude, challenge her to arm wrestling and other feats of strength, watch action movies with her, have nerf gun fights. Later on in the relationship, I want to get her in a dress, and slowly get her to act a bit more girly. I want to see how awkward she'd be in that sort of situation
I like to fap to posts on /b/ where guys pretend to have sisters
it's even better when they post a pic, the chick invariably isn't ugly and has nice tits
>>680318195
Someone please cap, I'm on my phone in college trying my best to not fucking laugh
>>680314799
http://spankbang.com/g99j/video/harry+potter+gets+lucky
>>680318694
You type like a fucking gibbon with downs syndrome
>>680318862
>>680318838
Interesting fantasy's you have. Why the disdain for Twitch though? She's a fantastic operator and my favorite to use.
>>680319020
Thanks fam
when I was 14 or 15 I went through a phase of sneaking in my sister's room when I was home alone, dressing up in her clothes and fapping in front of the mirror
>>680314836
You ever steal her panties? Can you get a dirty pair right now for us?
>>680319059
I actually hold no ill will towards her. I love her equipment, her ability is fun to play with, and I'm a fan of her character design as well. I just get this feeling of a need to bully her.
Be me 3-4 months ago
>Experimenting with fingering my asshole
>See my friends sisters toothbrush
>Lick it a little bit, sniff it, get horny
>Grab it take it to the toilet with me
>Spend 10-15 minutes in the toilet
>Anon where are you? Just a minute I say
>Stick sisters toothbrush in my ass all the way inside
>Masturbate for a little bit and move it in and out
>Decide it feels good, leave it in there
>Sister notice toothbrush gone
>Say dont worry it'll turn up
>Leave toothbrush in my anus overnight
>Tip toe through at 6am and place toothbrush back in her spot
>MFW :-D theres brown bits of sprinkled shit on it still
>Decide not to clean it
>Watch friends sister grab toothbrush and brush her teeth without cleaning it
>MFW :-D I realise shes literally brushing her teeth with my shit.
pic related, while fantasizing about my cousin
>>680314558
Hey I read a cracked article about this chick
She used to do normal shit but one day she tried this stupid fetish and found out many people like it
Eventually she got way into it
A picture of my friends daughter
>>680318720
>>680314836
She thinks she's a fucking model or something because hundreds of creeps like her sexy pics on facebook..
>>680317190
Do you even know what 'fucking ten year old' means, you internet bully?
Getting killed in Resident Evil 2, though it started a trend. I remember it actually displayed damage - like Leon would get more bloodied and slowed and staggered as your health got lower and lower. The animations and character portrait he had when you were right before death was the hottest for me. I would deliberately let zombies fuck me up to that point before killing them, then watch him limp around (I think he holds his stomach and everything). I would leave him like that till I was ridiculously turned on, then walk into a final group of zombies so I could see the eaten-by-zombies death.
Then I'd go masturbate. I think I had a save file towards the very beginning of the game that I used explicitly for this purpose, never actually progressing.
Now I deliberately make characters that I'll find attractive in MMORPGs, and get them fucked up. There's a repeatable quest in SWTOR where you fight a whole bunch of enemies that do the force choke move, lift you in the air so that you're kicking and grabbing at your throat - I specifically save that quest for a time when I know I'm free to masturbate afterwards, because I get too turned on to continue the game.
>>680314836
>>680318720
>>680319471
I think everyone in this thread knows what fucking a ten year old means
>>680319335
Neat. What do you know of the alleged new American female operator?
>>680317364
how the fuck
>>680318251
No. I cant fap to that. Sorry anon. Your illness is worse than mine.
Morse than most of us.
>>680319617
Had no internet that day. Saw the statue and her golden titties, I knew what had to be done that morning.
>>680318195
This wasn't a one time thing either. The first few times a held the glass normally and dipped down into it, kinda like jackhammer position. Then like the retarded child I was I decided to sit down in my rocking gaming chair, you know what I mean, and fuck my homemade pocket pussy like that. Cow girl. But I just ended up dumping water all over my crotch.
the memory of seeing my sister pee her jeans at a party
>>680319276
this
>>680307367
This trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swf7ntmIC48&feature=youtu.be
>>680319568
Well if the pictures of her are legit, she's a seal, and buff as hell. Since she's not out yet, and I don't have a voice or anything to get from her yet, I have yet to decide what I'd want to do with her. One part of me says that if she was buff but still on the submissive side, I'd love to play around with her and see what I could get her to do for me. If she's the opposite, I'd love for her to be my wingman as we go out to pick up chicks to have threesomes with.
>>680319276
Haven't stole any, but yeah.. I've jacked off with her panties on..
ACD733F
Dressing up game with Brotney Spears in it (one of my few first faps)
>>680320046
I wonder why knowing that this girl is anon's sister makes me harder
>>680320033
She looks like she'd be on the defense team. Would be interesting if the rumors of her self deployable camera is true.
>>680320247
>be horny teenager
>search endlessly for Britney nipslip, nude, anything
>find fuck nothing
>finally she flashes her flabby vagina and c-section scar
>never fapped to her since
>>680318195
jesus fuck
>>680307367
this. i saw a documentary about her on nat geo and when it ended i googled her out of curiosity. found this pic and fapped. i still feel ashamed of myself.
>>680318083
I always wondered the full story on this guy. I saw someone post that he was self harming all the time and they tied him up so he couldn't -though he had already ducked up his limbs - no verification
I used to jerk it to the episode of Totally Spies when Clover turned into a cat. I was totally mesmerized by it. Luckily, I'm not a furry today.
>>680320046
Dude get us a pair with timestamp. Dirtier the better. Just think how much you're going to turn us all on and how turned on you'll be at the prospect of it
>>680320750
ONE OF US
>>680320614
It'd be pretty awesome, I'm more interested in what weapons she'll have access to, because I don't think they'll be making the super 90 2.0 with her. I hope she's a heavy, just to add to the fantasy, but since she's a seal I'm guessing she might be medium or in a worst case, light
>>680319384
WTF are those maggots?
How to tell that someone is bullshitting about posting pics of his "sister"
>ask for pic of faggot and sister
>ask for timestamped pic of faggot
they never deliver because they're posting pics of some girl from facebook, they don't really have a sister
>>680321020
pretty hot huh?
>>680320940
Might be a light, that sleeveless outfit doesn't suit a medium or heavy build in my opinion. Her weapons better make up for her lack of armor though.
>>680319384
i wonder what would ariel say if she sees this.
>>680321248
"I like filling my minge with insect larvae"
>>680307367
allegedly the A. todd death photo
maybe.
>>680319531
The fuck
>>680319531
What in the fuck dude
>>680313318
Was just gonna say that.
Medieval porn but back then they could have real slaves so their porn was live.
>>680321162
I hope so, it needs to be something like the spetsnaz smg. It's a great roaming weapon, and I'm guessing her main play style will be planting cameras, and watching for people who enter her zones
>>680321751
>Medieval
>Renaissance
pick one
>>680321751
the good old days. i wonder how it would be like to have sex slaves.
>>680314836
Nair in shampoo
>>680309924
fuck you sound autistic
>>680313734
the skinny/toned ones we'd think are hot were the poor ones that did manual labor, that weren't considered beautiful enough to be in paintings
>>680315869
this is so sad
8)
>>680321877
That sounds accurate, I guess we'll see when the build is leaked or when they decide to release the DLC.
>>680317310
I can see that.Tell her her ass is fat as well and needs anal training.
>>680307367
A horse.
>>680314196
"why is it hard to understand where I am coming from? I had found my way onto the dark web when I was 12, my faggit brother taught me (he is bullshit), you go to bullshit.exe. The bullshit part, you know my bullshit and I am not spoiling anymore bullshit, Bullshit hard part bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullFUCKINGshit
>>680317947
her face says, "i still have 2 more loads of laundry to do and a trip to the grocery store before work tomorrow"
>>680321877
I think a motion sensor would make more sense actually. Being on the camera leaves the player vulnerable and promotes a camping play style for such a character. Having a little buzz like the metal detectors on certain maps would work out well. It'd also keep you from being stationary and watching the camera.
>>680322538
Google translate FTW
>>680322434
That would be after the first few times, you can't just start with that. Make her feel that she's worthless skill-wise, and then slowly start insulting her body. After hearing it after everything that has happened to her, she'll believe it. Hell, you could probably make her into an anorexic at that point.
But never say anything about those eyebrows, those things are on point
>>680307367
http://efukt.com/21315_Horse_Fucker.html
< 7 > /b/ is going to enjoy this leak. She cheated on me and thus I will be dumping all her vids https://wgg.co/InUro Few minutes and it will be removed :)
>>680322712
True, if it was a camera that instead of controlling, she could just peek at it with another press of the action button, sort of like IQ but not covering the entire screen
>>680322378
I can barely wait any longer, I'm so excited. If she has good weapons, I'll finally have a main for defense
>>680321712
>>680321724
I don't know, man. I guess it's a sadism thing, but gore doesn't do it for me the same. Maybe there's something in the fact that I made the character and am controlling them, or the fact that they're digital and not real.
I've continued the tradition into FFXIV. The more customization I have over the character the better, RE2 and Leon just started the whole thing. I was only 14 then and I guess it made an impression.
This is my most recent guilty pleasure, from FFXIV. You can replay cutscenes in that game so I've just been watching this one over and over.
>Video of guy fucking obvious trap
>finds out has dick
>regrets letting dick suck dick
>fucks dick anyway
>>680319531
What
roadkill
>>680323068
>>680319531
>>680321724
>>680321712
samefagging to draw attention to edgelord post no one gives a fuck about and everyone has scrolled past and disregarded
>>680314196
>u Go to cmd.exe
Rlly? Why Are u such a faggot
>>680323040
That's uh, I don't know how to feel
>>680307367
A portrait of George Washington.
Ugly bitches on a shitty fighting game getting dismembered
that pic of Sue Reid unconcious drunk with the big shit on her head
>>680323414
Not samefagging. Also, you think THAT is edgy? I'm kind of surprised by the amount of "what" it got especially considering some of the other stuff in this thread.
>>680322998
Yeah IQ and Pulse do have those neat wrist mounted devices, that would work out as well.
If she turns out to be decent I think I'd use her as well, Pulse and Smoke have been my two favorite defense operators so far. Frost was great until the nerf on the super90, but those bear traps are still fantastic especially when they're still around in the late game.
Kati3kat......
>>680324649
The super 90 nerf didn't change much, it's pretty much an m1014 reskin now. But yeah, her bear traps have caused so many upsets in matches I've been in. When it gets down to 2v2s, people just stop checking their feet
Kinzie Kensington
>>680307367
an eggo waffle commercial
>>680324192
I'd think destroying someone's self-esteem, and potentially ruinig their career and livelihood in the name of getting off was a bit weirder.
I say that as the Twitch poster
>>680324953
At this point I prefer the m1014 over the super90, feels more consistent with the damage at further range than the 90. Her submachine gun is still great, but it's no MP7.
>>680325275
I think a big part of it is that it lost the fear factor it once had, and new frost players are a little more scared to take the risks people did when she was first released
>>680313689
Fucking hell bilbo
>>680320884
GOOBLE GOBBLE
>>680308597
same
>>680309025
I'm a pig. I'll fuck your sister if you want.
>>680325463
I agree, I ran Frost after the patch and no longer felt a need to be taking the risk of long range gun fights. I just let my bear traps take the unaware while I stay in the objective guarding entrances.
Buck really benefitted from the patch, the utility of his shotgun is awesome. He feels like a good sledge equivalent.
>>680318083
what the FUCK
>>680326162
Exactly. And I agree with you on buck. His shotgun is so much fun now that it can do more than scare people.
>>680307367
Bailey Jay (?)
>>680318083
What
The fuck
Is that
>>680311331
That literally looks like me
>>680315970
>>680317414
>>680317956
>h-here i go mom. i'm gonna t-try the memes now. wish me luck!
>>680313169
Renoir's Odalisque really turns me on.
Used to fap to Matisse's Odalisque with raised arms.
Nothing I like makes me ashamed to fap to anymore, but at the time I think probably twink or incest stuff.
>>680327238
prove it nigger
>>680327444
that's shit
>>680327444
how the fuck did you fap with your arms raised?
>>680314339
Nice try there, but anon has no sense of humor.
>>680311331
>tfw no 14yo short-haired gf with a black dress and fuck me shoes
baby rape
it takes time to find, but worth it
>>680308875
women are disgusting pigs, so I guess fucking a pig would be fitting
>>680313169
> implying that's not literally what it was for
I hate to bring down anyone's interpretation of the fine arts, but there's a reason there's so many paintings of ladies with they tiddy out.
>>680317310
Why is there so little fanart of her
>>680323414
>>680324192
samefagging to draw attention to edgelord post no one gives a fuck about and everyone has scrolled past and disregarded
>>680329845
>>680329845
obvious samefag
>>680318083
What is the sauce on this?
>>680318195
I feel so dirty for uploading this.
>>680328418
What kind of pill could it have been?
>>680330939
Is there any gif/webm like that where the guy cums?
>>680307367
Roblox.
>>680327531
Here you go faggot
all the boys in my class
>>680308519
thanks for the tip
the thought of having sex in the missionary position
Does anyone have sauce on pig video?
>>680331515
all you need to know is right there in the post where it's mentyioned you fucking retard
>>680331409
this guy figured it out, l2internet
>>680331715
I am new to this board so shut up.
>>680311570
awwwww jizzzzzz
>>680332202
don't expect an easy ride newfriend
>>680307367
Straight porn
>>680307367
visually, probably loli.
but the one that made me feel like crap was when I experimented sexting a dude, as soon as I came I was like, god wtf is wrong with me, I don't even like this shit
< 19 > I bet /b/ is going to enjoy this new leak. She cheated on me and thus I will be dumping all her vids https://wgg.co/tDIst Few minutes and it will be removed :)
this
>>680331210
MDMA or LSD in a homemade sugar pill are my best guesses based on the story and reactions.
>>680307367
The Lusty Argonian Maiden
>>680333712
She's a size -1
>>680325069
My nigga
>>680314196
Underrated post
>>680333712
Surprised she is still alive.
>>680327444
>>680307367
I was at my friend's house, she went to the school I stayed because I live 300 km away, and I had my train at 2:30 pm
I went to bathroom and found her panties so I decided to masturbate
best fap ever
>>680315181
captcha mistyped? what? you click images
>>680319813
>rocket gaming chair
Jesus I thought I was the only person that has that shit
>>680336528
>being this new
I spanked it to this npc in Dark Cloud so many times. I put her house closer to where I ported into town just so i could get to her faster if i wanted a quick fap.
>>680337036
oh lawdy
https://youtu.be/uo2XzAGJ_2A?t=241
she's still got polygons in all the right places
