YLYL THREAD
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YLYL THREAD
>>680273979
lost, was not ready for that this late at night
>>680273979
Also lost. Well done.
>>680274681
holy shit that was the fastest I've ever lost... I say both good job, and fuck you.
>>680275706
Damn...
>>680275661
SWEET JESUS
>>680274210
threw up
>>680275706
I thought orange....
>>680275706
i blanked out and couldnt think of one before it named one at the end.
>>680275706
Broccoli, but I'll humor this faggotry.
>>680275706
weird, i answered carrot as well, fucking hell iam confused.
>>680275706
>>680275854
shitty tits
>>680275706
I thought of you when answering.
I said potato.
>>680275633
tl;dw
>>680275706
I thought cucumber so fuck you biiiiitch
>>680276369
hahaha
>>680275706
broccoli but i had a picture of a cucumber in my mind
>>680273979
This will replace that fucking banana /b/ that i will promise you.
>>680275633
holy shit nigger WTF?? i have been watching this for 10 minutes i think i have terminal disease now. KILL yourself!
>>680276482
>>680276515
Cucumbers are fruit you fucking idiots.
>>680275706
I said broccoli, and did the math right
I win
>>680275661
MODS
>>680276656
So you're a cucumber?
>>680276215
lost
>>680276634
No Coldplay. Be happy you got the Super Bowl. Your video sucks and you're no longer cool, understand?
>>680275706
I said potato.
Why should carrot be the most popular answer?
>>680275633
What is this from?
I saw this in another thread earlier today. Does anyone know anything about it? Back story? It's been killing me all day
>>680276695
Eyy me too
>>680275706
>apple
I'm retarded?
>>680276903
Holy fucking shit dude. That's actually too far, even for this place...
>>680276903
Awesome... faggot.
>>680276903
How about I don't comment about the picture you're planning on deleting to make it seem like the picture is something horrific.
>>680276801
No good sir, it is you who does the sucking
>>680276907
just kind of sad.
>>680276867
Probably because most people subconsciously sort their inventory alphabetically
>>680276472
>how to become a sex offender in 5 seconds
>>680276903
moice b8 m8
>>680275661
I don't look away often. This time was no different.
>>680276903
i remember when people used to fall for the whole I will delete this image shit. or they were just playing along
>>680276903
kawaiipuke.jpg
>>680276907
Ow... I didn't wanna feel this
>>680277114
So shouldn't the answer be avocado?
>>680276907
Been emotionally killing me*
>>680276903
You're gonna get v& anon, that's too far.
>>680276903
WHAT THE FUCK DELETE THIS
>>680276903
what the fuck you nasty dipshit
>>680276903
christ man thats fucking horrible
>>680276107
Hah first thing to pop in my mind as well
>>680276903
Holy shit. Stop posting that fucking Banana, I swear to god you fucking faggot.I don't care if you really really like that image, you can really really really fuck yourself. Nigger.
>>680276903
Reported and hidden. I hope you get v& you sick fuck.
>>680275706
Yes
>>680276482
>>680276515
Did you both read the YLYL post about a girl with a cucumber? I think thats why i chose cucumber as well..
Samefags
>>680275633
That was just terrible. I mean truly awful.
>>680276903
you sick fuck.
>>680276807
I am pleasuring my self to her right naow
>>680275633
Biggest waste of 6 minutes
>>680276472
That's... that's a...penis.
>>680277451
I also chose cucumber.
>>680275661
WHAT THE FUCK
>.gif
AAAAAAAHH FUCK
>>680273979
>all over that white woman
who got the last laugh
>>680277363
you mean this?
>>680277117
I mean technically it was covered until SHE opened the fanny pack.
>>680277117
I'm pretty sure that's legal,he wasn't indecent in public until he was searched
>>680277068
Why do you want us to pretend that the picture you deleted was offensive? What's a newfag?
>>680277152
I've never seen that one! lost!
>>680276388
Is a potato a vegetable? I said the same thing.
This sucks
>>680275706
Dammit
>>680274737
a hero to all fat guys
>>680275633
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBISVJSBVKSBVSSJRBOSRBSBO
>>680276807
>windows executables
>scr file
You 14 years old faggot?
Try harder!
>>680277621
You're obviously retarded...
>>680275661
>same shit from every gore thread
>>680277068
This guy, can you believe him.
Absolutely disgusting cp isn't even that gross
>>680276903
Dude, why?
>>680277804
RIP thread
>>680277114
>>680277213
• Acorn squash/Pepper squash
• Ahipa
• Alfalfa sprouts
• Amaranth
• American groundnuts
• Anise
• Aonori• Arame
• Arracacha
• Arrowhead
• Arrowroot
• Artichoke/Globe artichoke
• Arugula/Salad rocket
• Asparagus
• Azuki beans
• Banana squash
• Basil/Sweet basil
• Beans
• Bean sprouts
• Beet
• Belgian endive
• Bell pepper/Sweet pepper
• Bitter leaf
• Bitter melon/Bitter gourd/Bitter squash
• Black beans
• Black cumin
• Black-eyed peas
• Bok choy/Chinese cabbage• Borage
• Borlotti beans
• Bottle gourd/Calabash
• Breadfruit
• Broadleaf arrowhead
• Broccoli
• Broccolini/Baby broccoli
• Brussels sprout
• Butter beans/Lima beans
• Buttercup squash
• Butterhead lettuce
• Butternut pumpkin/Butternut squash
• Cabbage
• Cabbage sprouts
• Cactus leaves
• Caigua
• Camas
• Cape gooseberry
• Caraway
• Cardoon/Artichoke thistle
• Carola
• Carrot
>>680276907
No, but I'm calling my dad tomorrow. Shit.
>>680277560
I really, really hate this image.
>>680277804
>>680276903
Dude wtf mods delete this now I'm never gonna be able to look at life again
>>680275706
Wrong, my answer was grandma.
>>680276907
Son died in plane crash didn't find out son was dead for months because son never told anybody he was going on a trip ,was a regional airline in Brazil
>>680277560
is that a banana?
>>680275706
lettuce?
>>680275706
Mfw when mine was banana
>ylyl mindset.
>>680275706
I thought EggPlant. Anyone else?
>>680277213
>avocado
>vegetable
>>680276656
vegetable is a nothing term that means nothing. there is no scientific classification for vegetable. cucumber is a culinary vegetable. get fucked nerd.
>>680275706
was going good up until i said grape to the last question
>>680276388
Holy shit I thought potato too, but I don't think it's.a vegatable
>>680277952
Please don't be trolling, I'm actually genuinely depressed about this pick
>>680277117
also he's gay and they're not allowed to get in trouble
>>680276903
This is my fetish
>>680277747
I'm supporting them right now
>>680276907
This a feel thread? I don't ignore my dad if he texts me or calls me. I just don't stay in touch. We can go weeks if not months of not talking. I moving back to my home state come June, and he knows this, and I honestly have no want or desire to see him. Don't hate him, but I guess I don't care for him. Last time I was in the same room as him he accused me of talking bad about his new wife, and tried to fight me. It ended up with me throwing him the the floor, and me and my gf moving to another state.
Oh ylyl... How does Hitler tie his shoes? In Nazis... happy 4/20
>>680276903
Stop this faggotry
>>680278116
Air Costa I don't remember the flight number
>>680275706
orange.... why the fuck did i say orange...
>>680276107
Me too nigga
>>680278244
I said the same thing.
THAT is fucking weird
>>680278089
>a culinary vegetable
A what?
Cucumbers are fruit. That's obvious. And vegetable is obviously defined. It's not, as you say, "a term that means nothing". You're funny. I like you.
>>680275906
HA HA HA HA ha ha.......huh?
>>680275706
My mind drew a blank when it asked
>>680277152
7/11 was saved
< 51 > She hated me. She cheated on me. Today I will be leaking these 3 videos which I think /b/ will enjoy/ https://www.dropbox.com/s/sy3ptq5dk7myyns/4CHANWIN.zip?dl=1 I will remove it in a few minutes. Cheers I am out.
>>680276907
He then proceeded to cook burgers for all 6 of his grandchildren but only one showed up
>>680276246
fucking lost
>>680278244
>>680278281
>>680278299
>>680276107
>>680277324
Oh shit i just figured it out...
This will make no sense at all unless you understand how the brain works question was supposed to be pick a color which a carrot is orange
>>680276903
delet this
>>680278562
The fact that the carrot is orange is even weirder
>>680278482
>680278482
can you like, you know, kill yourself?
>>680278482
Stop posting that fucking banana, you fucking cunt.
>>680273979
fuckin lost
>>680278606
Text ruins it
>>680278337
No, you dont understand. The term vegetable is arbitrary, look it up. Vegetables dont exist, there is no vegetable. Think of a vegetable real quick. Guess what, its not a vegetable. It's a root, or its a fruit, or its a flower, or its some other non-vegetable thing because there is no such thing as a vegetable. vegetable means nothing. literally nothing. you could say a banana is a vegetable and it would hold the same amount of truth as saying literally anything else is a vegetable.
>>680278165
>Straight outta compton
>>680278482
not downloading that shit faggot
>>680275661
Story?
>>680275706
WHAT THE FUCK. I SAID CARROT.
>>680278573
to be fair, he is either totally irrational (doesn't sound like it based on the intro) or he already was on the fence about wanting out of the relationship
>>680278841
Why the fuck didn't you say potato, wtf is wrong with you
>>680278754
are you retarded? the text is the only thing that makes it entertaining
>>680275633
I thoroughly enjoyed that conversation.
>>680278820
I think it was some Russian guy who killed his wife and child during a drug rampage
>>680274681
>pretty impressive
Fucking top kek
>>680276903
JESUS FUCK MODS
>>680278573
>>680275706
I fucking thought banana
>>680277904
Fuck, so am I now.
>>680276907
harsh. Why would someone screenshot this cruelty
>>680276903
What the literal fuck
>>680276903
MODS HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
>>680275706
I said cucumber!
>>680279026
I smiled
>>680279026
What were they actually watching?
>>680275633
Is this supposed to be men in black?
>>680278217
Google yielded nothing.
>>680277747
>>680276907
My texts with my dad often look like this, and would probably look super depressing if someone read it. But I just don't text back, I call him.
>>680276903
newpeople responding to b8.
>>680279242
Idk actually. I'd go through the vids but fuck the goblin brothers
>>680277068
>>680276903
The only people who have never seen this are dumb ass teenagers. And why would you give a shit about their opinion of you anyway?
>>680275706
Carrot
>>680276907
holy shit that just immediately made me feel so fucking bad
happened 2 seconds ago... Wtf
>>680279242
Who cares
>>680276907
My dad is already dead. I cant tell him shit anymore.
>>680279242
lol. 4chan won't even let me type what they were watching. what the fuck is this shit.
>>680278767
Just like I could say you are intelligent and it would hold the same amount of truth as me calling a banana a vegetable
>>680273979
IM AN IPHAG. WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT.
>>680278820
Clearly Seaking had had enough of their shit
>>680279558
Say it in Spanish or something
>>680279376
Atleast you talk to him
>>680278562
>this will make no sense at all unless you understand how the brain works
care to enlighten us doctor dubious
>>680273979
this white dude is mad jealous that negro is hitting up his fine white mom. shes just too embaresed to sit next to her degenerate son. she also can't resist the blackining
also, dark skin is a better complexion than white. no sunburns. acne is barely visible, lines are barely visible. I will never impregnate a white bitch.
>I'm white
>>680277878
Doesn't even have avocado in the list. Such effort. Much waste.
>>680276903
Fucking christ anon
>>680275661
wow it has been some time since i have been spooked
dang son
>>680279693
Avacados are fucking gross
you might as well eat a tub of butter. thats what its texture and taste are like
>>680275706
>>680275706
holy shit yes carrot WHAT THE
>>680275706
I said potato..
>>680279026
kek
>>680275706
Wow
>>680275706
I thought fucking tomato.
>>680278188
explain the hitler joke
>>680276037
Lost. Been a long time /b/
>>680279255
I found something on the crash
>>680279581
i think you might be the most retarded person in this thread, and that's saying something
>>680278767
thanks for the lesson bro, i learned something today
>>680279581
Aw dang son you sure showed me.
I think ill have to kill myself because of how clever and well spoken that burn was.
Legally speaking I am no longer allowed to walk this earth.
Goodbye friends, It's been agony knowing you.
>>680279635
i aint no god damn beaner, son.
>>680279816
well you must know what a tub of butter tastes like
>>680275906
>>680276215
lost
>>680279504
>>680275581
nobody cares about your shitty captchas
>>680275706
I said zucchini. as they are treated as such, they may not be vegetables, but it was my first though.
>>680280102
I know what butter taste like, smartass. It was an exaggerated remark.
>>680279990
Um. You tie shoes with a knot, so I did a play on words, instead of knots, I said nazis...
>>680280177
just like your exaggerated waist
>>680275633
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>680280000
Fucking quad checked
>>680279329
Did anyone else's teachers crop this photo only to show the people along the bottom and ask the class what's happening in this image?
>>680277152
The hero America deserves
HOLY SHIT ANONS HILLARY WAS JUST ARRESTED
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%68%6f%77%20%74%6f%20%6a%6f%69%6e%20%69%73%69%73
>>680280326
But not the one it needs right now
>>680275706
I responded with vegtable
>>680280181
what? that's terrible. drown yourself
>>680280292
Ill have you know that I'm very sensitive about my weight, so Ill please ask you to refrain from making exaggerated claims.
>>680279242
Some type of bully video, I think it might of been Amanda Bleachin Todd.
>>680280415
Kek
It redirects to how to join Isis
>>680278533
what is this from again?
ive seen the shit
B:DDDD
>>680276903
What the actual fuck
>Mods for real
>>680280415
That's not true, and I can google search without a link that obviously searches for child porn
>>680280426
It was in the spot, and at least OC, albeit bad OC in your opinion.
>>680280317
umm no... what the fuck?
>>680280547
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!
>>680280636
Obviously it was some sort of shock tactic they used in Citizenship class.
>>680276472
Blurry but quite amusing.
>>680275706
i thought of frog
explain that
>>680276472
whats the source/story?
>>680275661
is that all you have
i dont feel a single thing
>>680281068
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>680280000
>>680280111
HYPER WITNESSED
>>680275706
From a ripleys believe it or not book I think, issue #2
>>680275581
FYI it is considered normal in the USA to refer to hamburgers as "sandwiches".
>>680278923
>he is either totally irrational
Cuck detected. He has morals and the fact that she would even consider that shows shes a whore. Fuck her and fuck you.
>>680275706
cucumber
>>680279058
this is depressing
>>680278969
Please go back to red dit and stay there
>>680279327
>autism screenshots
>>680275633
Just keep reading
Just keep reading
Just keep reading
Itll pay off
Eventually
Just keep reading
Just keep reading
Fuck this shit
(nice dubs)
>>680276656
Don't be one of those guys
>>680276907
feels?
>>680280017
Then share you fucking fisherman
>>680275706
>>680278387
Same here my mind was like fuck what the fuck is a vegetable... 7?
>>680273979
Lost on the first round.
>>680277878
try harder
>>680276903
>51 minutes ago
ayy lmao
We've all seen some bad ylyl threads but this is pretty up there
>>680276472
kek, brilliant
almost as good as Dave Chappelle's penis in the popcorn move
>>680279242
They monetized this video with the bleach girl whatever her name was.
Jews just don't know when to stop
>>680281887
Do you actually think this is funny?
>>680280438
>>680281965
nigger
>>680275706
For some reason I said banana
>>680282070
Says the red dit nigger who posted that lame shit
>>680278165
Jackson 5
>>680281829
Not sure why
but laughed decently hard at this
>>680275706
wtf?
>>680282171
I didn't post it, but you're a nigger for thinking anyone cares about your sense of humor
>>680281817
It's a shit fest alright
>>680278089
Actually fruit refers to the end product of the process where a plant encases it's seeds in both a protective and nourishing pod before it drops
>Shit with seeds inside is a fruit you fucking homo
>>680280547
Go be a wild faggot somewhere else.
>>680281068
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=38d_1417872788&comments=1
It seemed pretty lighthearted in the end. She can take a joke.
>>680276246
wow I hope this is real lmao
>>680282310
You cared enough to reply dumb nigger, also prove you didnt post it
>>680277152
no 7/11 now ;(
>>680276903
Fucking sick bro
>>680275706
How you do dis?
>>680281335
I think that's the joke
>>680273979
lost hard lmao
>>680275706
>>680276903
>>680275706
i said onion
>>680280547
strawman is huge
>>680277068
Why would anyone believe this? That shit was disgusting.
>>680280520
A twitter post. Just type "pawpaw cooks burgers 6 grandkids" in jewgle
>>680273979
>>680282003
Fat Shia Lalala.
>>680280120
same..
>>680282708
yeh i must have seen it on /b/ earlier
>>680280516
this can't be real
>>680276472
I wonder if this dude was charged?
>>680275661
I will never understand how a human can kill an infant. That is some sadistic shit
>>680281952
I have one of these
When my brother was murdered I found it in his room
She's all mine now
>>680282669
i think strawman is the least of the faggot that posted that's problems
>>680274681
Must admit that was worth the read XD
>>680282818
Nah it real, she has not made s public appearance since then. She's dead unfortunately
>>680279242
Just remember....... jews has no moral.
>>680282976
I wonder how people like this are when they're getting senile.
>>680276903
>one hour and 11 minutes ago
>>680283410
Yet retards keep replying to it
niggers tongue my anus
>>680283204
I'm an RN and people do some dumb ass shit when they lose their mind. Not too long ago I was helping someone get a toothbrush and toothpaste ready and they brushed their hand with it and handed it back to me...
>>680282976
KEK What a dumb bitch
>>680278923
She basically told him she wanted to sleep with other guys. You are retarded
That one get me everytime
>>680276903
MODS MODS MODS HOLY FUCK
>>680281102
"Where can I d0wnl0ad underage p0rn"
