Faces of /b/ thread! >POSTRATECHILL
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Faces of /b/ thread!
>POSTRATECHILL
>>680244921
>>680244921
ithought this say prostate chill, but now I see the light, hav enice day now anon I must faceplant bed but you will forever penetrate my eyes kbye don'tdie 10/10 ben10
>>680245303
Hey look it's mister trombone
Hey again
>>680245458
Hold on and i can show you my crew
>>680245303
nice lady, big tree, cool a pool out the window, and oh yes you have cool face and large suit havenice day friend:)
Eyy, Cute OP is back.
r8 me m8s
>>680245746
Damn girl full body pic pls i would do so much to you please say you got kik or skype?
>>680244921
ITT: faggots craving attention
>>680245303
how often DO you play the rusty trombone? Good thing your suit is so ill-fitting, wouldn't want to make a mess of your sleeves.
>>680245303
Just figured out who you remind me of you look like that guy who played the older brother on Diary of a Wimpy Kid and is also on The 100. Like a dorkier version.
>>680245842
2/7
>>680245842
zozzle
>>680245746
eyy, cute girl is back
>>680245746
eyy cubamutt you cute know that, this great thread, love you all you asses idoennow forereal 9/10 have someone paint you
>>680244921
Reposting from last thread:
I wish:
gibe
jīb/
noun
plural noun: jibes
1.
an insulting or mocking remark; a taunt.
"a gibe at his old rivals"
synonyms: snide remark, cutting remark, taunt, sneer, jeer, insult, barb; More
informal dig, put-down
"vicious gibes"
And don't worry about responding to the wrong post: they both say (You) to me.
>>680245746
tits, bitch. you can't avoid it
>>680245746
How old are you?
>>680244921
>>680245746
I would fuck you, seriously
>>680245746
You look like erza miller trying to be a trap
>>680246476
She wouldn't tho
>>680244921
fuck off you self obsessed faggot. get over yourself. get a life.
>>680246476
You'd fuck anyone, plus the cat
>>680246270
kek who are you even talking to faggot. I haven't posted in this thread yet.
>>680246061
this better
1/4 mexican checking in
>>680246476
Daniel Radcliff sure has fallen on hard times.
>>680245303
>>680245477
>>680245746
>>680245842
>>680246467
>>680246476
>>680246537
>>680246786
0/10 go kill yourselves.
>>680246805
Holy shit you're not just a random google images picture
>>680246537
Middle-school/10
>>680246843
0/10 go kill yourself
>>680246476
You look like the kind of person who was once told "You kinda look like harry potter" in 10th grade but since you had no fucking personality you latched onto that shit and it became your "thing" for the rest of your adult life.
>>680246805
Ive seen you before
>>680246786
obviously not you, fuckboi
>>680246467
6/10 but if you're a good guy 7.5/10
Its because you seem like an asshole
heres another pic
>>680246970
harry potter has an owl not a cat
>kill yourself
>>680246891
>r8s my reaction pic
im fucking done
>>680245932
>>680245842
>>680246805
kek wtf kind of lens does your camera have?
>>680247117
California?
>>680246805
your eyes are going left, but your mouth and chin are going right... WTF is happening to you anon? are you caught between opposing gravitational forces? or just a touch of the downs?
>>680247223
Texas
bruh
>>680247014
kek actually you are
im the guy your so mad at you decided to post to me assuming id be in this thread with the copy and pasted definition
>positive jibes my nigga
I look young for 16
>>680247103
that shit really kills you, huh? why not change your glasses? or hair? or do anything at all to NOT look like the boy who lived?
>>680247336
ca hs mb >tx
>>680247114
>r8s my reaction pic
>>680244921
German?
>>680247468
mods mods etc.
>>680247468
underaged band
>>680247468
You look banned for underage
>>680247468
You're also 2 years too young to browse /b/. Enjoy your ban faggot.
>>680247503
>ca hs mb >tx
Kek, get outta here scrub. You don't even have a working water supply.
>>680247468
reported
>>680247336
Where in texas?
>>680247452
firstly, i'm not mad at you anon... also, i assumed correctly. nice gif, btw
>>680247445
Not a great pic tbh
>>680247850
Shit town of palacios
>>680247829
o no nonononono
o god
>>680247468
Are you European? I've noticed that euro guys are more likely to openly admit being underage, since the age of majority there is often lower.
>>680247754
>gold plated instruments
>marching bones
>>680247977
Lacquer coated you mean. faggot.
>>680247851
thanks for clarifying that
>>680247468
hahahh baned faggot
>>680246805
Like, do you know how to take a picture at all?
>>680245746
>feeding off the attention
Lorde/10
>>680247948
it's pretty obviously been liquified in photoshop
>>680245746
make a nigga wanna fukk
>>680246230
Eyyy, I am.
>>680246231
Yo, thanks anon.
>>680246312
I have and will.
>>680246391
18.
>>680246476
Thanks haha.
>>680246498
Erza Miller is fuckin' hot, mate. Compliment or not, thanks.
>>680246891
Got it, mate.
>>680248089
see ya in the bluedevils kiddo
>>680244921
>>680244921
How old are you OP? be honest.
>>680248303
nice
i think we found our selves an actual case of autism
>>680248589
ive got the autism
>>680248474
You gotta post that butt it is imperative
>>680248474
>Quite welcome ^^
Guess which one I am.
>>680248504
I'm 'tupid. What's the bluedeveils?
>>680248474
did someone say ezra miller?
>>680248660
dont need to tell us
>>680248704
what are you doing with that feline
>>680246231
tips fedora*
>>680248811
oh okay
>>680245842
cone head/10
Would use head as a butt plug.
Vape Nation
Back again for another fucking /b/ faces thread ayyy
what am i listening to this time?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXaU0QzByIM okay dont hate it's good alrihgt
Aldso slightly drunk now, and depressed, and just done really, rate is you want
>>680248902
VapeNation*
>>680249028
Fucking autocorrect
>>680248902
o wow
a meme
>>680248971
You're really cute anon! I hope you feel less shitty.
>>680249167
are you fucking surprised faggot
ho
meh)
>>680249167
Thanks mémés are all that keep me alive
>>680249102
"No, Mister Bond... I expect you to let me suck your cock."
>>680249465
tits or gtfo
>>680249465
attractive
>>680249445
try being less emo a
>>680249465
you know the rules
>>680249654
Stop being a faggot and learn the rules
>>680249599
>>680249670
>>680249317
lol what even is this?
>>680248902
I'm gonna post more of me because I'm a egotistical prick
>>680249775
shave all of it
>>680249760
>me
>not giving a fuck
>>680249775
brussel sprouts/10
why did you do it Mohamed?
>>680249599
Kill your self
>>680249802
oh shit 10/10
>>680249775
you look like wiki from ratking 7/10
Fuck up my ego fam
>>680246805
WITNESS ME ZOZZLE
I wonder what the average age in here is.
>>680248831
Tips fedora back*
>>680249884
i know its bait but
>>680249932
stfu, tits or go, appreciate my dubs
>>680249654
Aw thanks)
>>680249654
I'm not emo
>>680249802
confused boner activated
>>680249311
Thank you anon, I'm going to go pass out on my bed now, and get up in like 2 hours for the train yay
>>680246843
Hey, it's Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker. Thought you were serving life in prison.
Been out prowling lately?
>>680249802
>>680250010
honestly why would you ask if anyone would fuck you. If you haven't been fucked, you aren't doing it right
>>680249963
Ron Weasley just gave up.
>>680250046
Jesus christ, are you new? I hope so...
>>680250225
theres nothing confusing about that anon
rate me plz
>>680248424
it's make a ninja wanna fuck, bitch
>>680250030
>stfu, tits or go, appreciate my dubs
Any dumbass can get dubs
>>680250248
Good luck anon! Hope you have a safe ride.
>>680250393
Aww shucks thanks guys
>>680249998
>off by one
Also, are you serious with that jacket? are you cosplaying as weebo dracula?
>>680250473
except you
ITT: Summerfags are ignorant to anonymity. All of you, 0/10. Go fuck yourselves, and afterwards, clean yourselves up with a nice hot bath with a toaster.
>>680250268
kek, only on /b/. name way off btw
>>680250284
kek what a faggot
>>680250284
Im feellin it
R8 me please
>>680250560
Fucking this. Tits or gtfo.
>>680250586
Thanks I let black men fuck my wife
>>680250398
blurry/10
you look like you're about to shoot some amateur gay porn. is your fluffer just out of frame?
>>680250560
>faces threads happen year round
>summer comes along
>"SUMMERFAGS"
Guess how I know you just got here, ledditor?
>>680250473
oh really? where's yours, faggot? you gotta be G as can muthafuckin /b/ to get dubs.
>>680250485
an insucure person would get mad at us for being sarcastic
A confident person would take the compliments literally
Most would see the sarcasm and still say thanks
>>680249998
12
what do you think about my sub zero cosplay?
>>680250759
I honestly wouldnt be surprised if you did anon, i really wouldnt be surprised at all. Not even slightly.
>>680250317
>680250046
I said fuck up my ego, not mistake me for a ginger. FFS anon get them eyes checked.
>>680250748
fat beiber.
>>680250921
my fucking nigga
>>680250941
monterrey/10
>>680245477
them cheekbones
>>680250812
>>pretends face threads are oldfag news and entirely not gay as fuck
>>is actually a summerfag
>>680250990
Someone's in denial. Guess who, daywalker?
>>680250046
>no overdone makeup
>no obviously dyed hair
>not obviously overweight
You are attractive
Poonslayer69999fagit joined the game
>>680247452
sauce
>>680251343
Is that what I said? Instead of "They didn't literally just start"? Learn to read, liberal retard.
>>680250522
>are you serious with that jacket
I've gotten compliments on it before, from normal college students. Also, it's a motorcycle jacket, and I commute to work on a motorcycle. Food for thought.
>>680250921
Thanks again
>>680244921
>>680250357
I usually only participate in /a/ ))
>>680251408
would play mario cart with/10
>>680251461
oh look a guy that can actual grow a beard
>>680250909
It's fucking pointless, unless you predict your dubs, it isn't that impressive. Now stfu
>>680251554
I always wondered what happened to the younger pete from pete&pete. thanks for the closure, man.
>>680250284
ANOTHER ONE
>>680251906
ok, this post will be dubs.
now kys
>>680252194
pathetic.
It's always the non lifting, scrawny 130 pound faggots that post in this thread, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING PUSSY FAGGOTS TAKE YOUR GAY ASS FACES TO TUMBLR
>>680252194
FUCK! I meant this one.
>>680252030
Unfortunately I have no idea who pete&pete are.
You just cant dodge
>>680252278
super. pathetic.
>>680252261
Fuck you I'm 140
>>680252325
nice burns bro
>>680252261
>too much of a pussy to show his own face
WHY ARE YOUR FOREARMS SO SCRAWNY HOLY SHIT
>>680252261
Because scar tissue bulk isnt as sexy as lean muscle.
>>680252249
British johnny manziel grows a mustache
>>680252261
frig off i'm 150
>>680252279
>underage b&
>>680252071
>>680252454
You don't even lift shut the fuck up faggot
>>680252339
yeah, looks like you win. i'll never get dubs...
EXCEPT FOR THESE!!!
>>680252683
150 kilos.....
>>680252908
YOU HAVE FUCKING BABY HANDS
B A B Y H A N D S
A
B
Y
H
A
N
D
S
I know I'm a bit of a fat ass but I'm steadily dropping weight so...
>>680252261
Proud of it, tho
>>680252916
Incorrect, this is how to do dubs
>>680253111
fail
>>680252908
>>680253019
>FUCKING BABY HANDS
>>680252325
"You talkin' to me? You talkin to me?!? I'm the only one here..."
>>680253033
You're a feeble little man just know if you ever get a gf guys like me can kick your ass and easily steal her from you
>>680252986
150 freedom units, with special sauce thankyouverymuch
>>680253111
Witnessed
>>680249775
Moroccan /10 sir jme3 lwe9fa
>>680252816
Would you like to elaborate for me?
>>680252448
thanks.
>>680253111
kek an hero. don't wait, act now.
Sup anons
>>680244921
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>680253203
Taxi Driver is a good movie. What's that got to do with me though? lol
>>680253182
autism detected
hi
NON LIFTING BETA FAGGOTS
>>680253215
>"BREH I'M GONNA KICK UR ASS AND STEAL UR GIRL"
>get shot
>>680253311
checked, acting now
r8 pls
>>680253275
THE STRONGEST MAN... IN THE WOOOORLD!!!
>>680253334
>off by one
your cholesterol, nigga.
>>680253529
Tommy Wiseau/10
>>680253215
Muscle == fighting power.
Try me douche canoe.
>>680253215
I'm a feeble little woman, but props to you though, if you can kick my ass then you can take my girl, I'll give you that
>>680252141
0/4 can't squeeze through a door
>>680253467
Wow, with that angle your arms almost don't look like they taper off into little sausage weenies attached to a ping pong paddle
>>680253505
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
>CHECK
>THESE
>DUBS
>>680253529
need to become a trap/10
>>680253529
i can't tell if you're trying to look like a woman, but if you are, you have a pretty masculine face and it's not working
>>680253708
If you have a girl you're clearly a fat lesbian
>>680251015
I'm only 145 lbs. Dunno why people keep saying that
>>680253710
man that's real fucked up. how you gonna rob biggie's grave and steal his bug-eyes for yourself? shameful.
>>680253932
Scrawny faggot
>>680253737
impressive digits faggot
R8 m8s
>>680253710
This is what depression looks like
>>680253943
>>680253932
>keep saying that
kek. guess there's a consensus, then.
>145 lbs
what are you, like 4'11? you built like josh peck, son.
>>680253922
Clearly. I tip my fedora to you, good sir.
>>680253943
>bug eyes
Your fucking retarded
>>680254146
underage b&
hobbit/10
Non lifting, uneducated beta fags in here
>>680254146
Underage b&
>>680245746
>>680247445
>>680248502
>>680249445
Would fuck
>>680250046
>>680250010
>>680251458
You're better at this than the /b/itches
>>680254146
U crei lots?
>>680249465
Cute
>>680254146
underaged and not sure what gender
Niggers
>>680254295
>67.5
pathetic. nice purse btw
>>680254146
yeah, that's just about what i picture is behind the other side of the internet when i'm on /b/. do your parents know you're on this ungodly site?
>>680254295
nice w8 you fucking scrawny bitch
>>680251417
<3
>>680254362
>Would fuck
<3
>>680254295
I was a farmhand. being productive. What do you do? Lift weights. Look who's a faggot now?
>>680253467
>>680252908
No matter how big you guys get; whether your short, tall, skinny, fat, or masculine, your dick size will always be too small. So stop trying to compensate.
>>680254362
Eyy, thanks anon. Spread the love.
>>680253467
darn straight bud
>>680254424
This is me when I was a non lifting beta faggot like all of you..I think I'm like 150 lbs here
>>680254236
what? one of your eyes is lookin at me, the other is sizing up my desk lamp. you got bug-eyes, nigga. deal with it.
Give me your best
>>680254531
I'm about to tribute this picture
>>680254531
get butt nekkid, slut.
>>680254669
And you were a douche bag then and now
Pictures come out upside down on my iPad for whatever fucking reason.
Anyways, R8?
>>680254764
too much shit in your hair
chipmunk cheeks
lose some wight and you're a solid 7
>>680254669
You have a bowl haircut with a receding hairline. You will literally never, ever have an attractive face, and that's why you were too much of a pussy to post anything than your body in the first place.
Which is also shit, considering you've neglected your forearms so you have a prepubescent child's arms.
>150
Is this a joke?
can I murderape someone
>>680248502
love it 10/10 would fuck
>>680254871
>chest hair
>beiber flip
please, for the love of god, grow out of that hair style
>>680254669
Does this trigger you?
<----my wrist
>>680254730
If it were true I would care
>>680253922
I'm clearly a fat lesbian.
>>680254945
You mad bro? Haha you non lifting beta faggots are hilarious
>>680254764
7.5/10
I think you would look a lot better with slightly shorter hair.
>>680255207
Not fat but ugly looking KIKE bitch
>>680254764
>Give me your best
might as well, your mom and dad already gave you their worst
>that hair
you look like a tertiary character in a PS1 extreme sports game.
>Those eyebrows
look like two caterpillars performing an exotic mating ritual.
>that neckbeard
does not count as a jawline.
I'm >>680254362 and I'm too much of a fag to post my whole face. I'm insecure about a scar I have. Shitty camera now r8 muh eye.
>>680254764
You seem like a mildly cunty French Canadian.
>>680255366
kek
>>680254827
tribute?
R8 me !
>>680255345
Thanks, hun. Always appreciate honesty.
>>680255112
I won't shave my chest hair as I find that weird.
As for my hair, I just don't know what style to go with. All my haircuts in the past have been pretty shit so I've just been growing it for the past four months
>>680255207
why do you insist on posting, when the rules are so clearly stated to you?
Tits or GTFO
>>680255533
Prepare your anus
>>680254827
post it
>>680254146
I'm 16 btw :^)
>>680255533
nice full house. ever had a penis in your bum, hon?
>>680255251
>Non lifting
I've been on AllPro for 6 months brah, but if you need to tell yourself that to be happy be my guest. I wouldn't want my little comments about parts of your body you can't exercise away to hurt your weak little fee fees. Btw you should probably focus on your forearms for a little while. Look up "skinny arm syndrome." And do more curls.
>>680254395
Underage and unaducated
>>680254146
Jinkies!
>>680253710
School shooter/10
>>680253529
Dunno if late grunge or man faced trap
>>680253467
Do you have any Idea how easy it is to snap your arm?
r8 me m8s.
>>680255549
inb4 hair swap
>>680255758
MODS MODS MODS
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D
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M
O
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S
M
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>>680255758
band
>>680255801
School rapist/10
>>680255483
Fuckin kek'd m8
>>680255824
I would fuck you.
>>680255801
I was going to try and roast you, but fuck... to wear your beard like that, you must be one secure motherfucker.
>>680255758
Jk I'm 8
>>680245842
your head looks kinda twisted
Keep hating on my forearms faggot
>>680255638
No tits, and still gonna stick around. Whoops.
>>680255801
dope beard m8
Ｉ Ｔ Ｓ Ａ Ｌ Ｌ Ｉ Ｎ Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ Ｒ Ｈ Ｅ Ａ Ｄ
From argentina :p
>>680248877
>>680256077
dubs it's true
>>680255928
Would you fuck me like this?
>>680255801
Chin/10
>>680255758
MODS MODS MODS
>>680256212
You're using reverse fat girl angles to make your arms look bigger now? You're something else breh
>>680254647
SWEET JESUS
>>680255801
Like the Viking beard going on.
Why do I look like Velma... kms
>>680256470
what?
>>680253737
Check these dubs
>>680256600
>double dubs
witnessed
>>680256600
dubbledubbs
>>680256380
Anally, with my fists
>>680249445
would fuck many times
>>680256600
>>680256677
this is now a get thread
>>680256677
double dubdubs!!!
WITNESSED
