Waifu claiming thread. >Party in Kagami's house Edition!
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Party in Kagami's house Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>eat all the food
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>be as messy as you can
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Dio-sama...
>>680212526
Slowly, I'm working on.. uuuh 3 or 4 drawings reight now, basically.. and I don't really get around to it every day for reasons.
>>680212275
Can't you just clone me or something?
Obligatory claim.
>>680212881
but you're already here homu....
>>680212942
>>680212965
>>680213009
>>680213013
>>680213017
>>680213053
>>680213054
>>680213080
Welcome back!
>>680213053
Sorry hand-kun, thought you were afk for some reason.
>>680213017
Pleeeese?
>>680213249
It's all good.
C L A I M E D
>>680213249
Oh why thank you!
guys I think Tomoko is rip ;-;
>>680213265
What are the terms of your contract?
Seems kinda shaky to me...
>and I think it's time Homura gets punished
>>680213550
New Tomoko anon taking over
>>680213550
Dum dum dumdum
Guess who!
>It's you
IT'S ME!
>Chara claimed
>>680213017
Ugh... you remind me so much of me. Starts a project completely hyped about it and when its halfway done suddenly lose motivation and start a new one.
You could make a clone so the admiral doesn't lose a ship, but the real one would have to come to me.
>>680213080
Does that mean you don't need anyone else to have a party? <3
>>680213723
how...how are we gonna punish her???
>>680213550
yep
.
RIP Neet Tomo
banned for 30 days
He loves you all and is growing stronger every day
>>680213550
[feigning interest itensifies]
>>680213785
Good to see you again.
>>680213853
Banned?
Why?
>>680213785
Hey Chara
>>680213550
RIP
>>680213793
of course!!! also, hunting does sound fun!! but...what are we hunting??
>>680213785
Welcome back, knife.
How goes it.
>>680213723
There is nothing fishy here
>i got your back, i promose.....
>>680213785
Its you
>>680213843
Loopholes in her contract with Syndra, probably.
I'm calling my lawyer right now.
>>680213550
Rip in peace
>>680213723
>and I think it's time Homura gets punished.
If you think I deserve it.
>>680213923
>Dio-sama
Sup, Dio?
>>680214002
Oh, heya Stocking! Been a while!
>>680214038
It's going just knife.
Day was okay, Evening made it better. Killed something big in dark souls.
>>680214068
IT'S ME!
>Old spice body spray
>>680213754
its just not the same im sorry ;-;
>>680213758
>>680213853
in the arrrrrmmmms of an angel
>>680213785
Hello there spooky mizuki
>>680213986
shitposting gone wrong
said he was underage
meanwhile....>>680213550
Look at all these shit tier waifus that aren't living himouto the himouto life
>>680214210
Heya Yuuko!
Thanks for contacting me btw. Made my day.
>>680213986
He made the horrible mistake, to tell everyone he was 17.
His carelessness cost him 1 month of precious waifu thread.
>>680214198
Wasting my life, as always.
>>680214198
Same, been busy for a while.
>>680213853
She's like 8 dude common
Freshmen my ass
Hey guys, I'm back from the D&D
Weird fucking game
Ask me anything
>>680213785
Hey there crazyknifelady! Long time no see.
>>680213906
kek
>>680214025
RIP in pussy.
>>680214027
I don't know either but im sure we will find something edible. Have you ever watched Bear Grylls?
>>680214025
>>680214136
Rest in spaghetti
Never frogetti
>>680214210
A legend never dies :^)
>>680214115
mmm, maybe there's a better way though!!! something that involves.....other things
>>680214136
Gimme the thing
GIMME THE THING
>>680214198
How ya doing knife?
Staby staby or slice slice?
>>680214198
Glad to hear it, buddy. Beautiful as always.
What did ya kill?
>>680214115
Good luck beating mine.
>Homura
>>680214453
Dead pussy, hmm irony.
Ran over a cat a few days ago
>>680214453
i don't like where this going....please don't make me eat bugs!!!!
>>680214440
Did you die?
>how was it, did you enjoy?
>>680214198
>Oh, heya Stocking! Been a while!
>>680214344
Don't mention it friendo
How are you and your buddy feeling?
>>680214417
8 ain't no deal breaker
>>680214365
hello lewd legs
>>680214440
hello there
>>680214440
Hello , how are you doing? Was it fun?
>>680214517
Extrajudical punishment? I don't think vigilante justice is a solution..
>>680214136
I'm pretty sure you already deserve it for mistreating poor Kagami..
>>680214358
I hope it wasn't a typo. That would be epic fail.
>>680214822
Oh why hello hello
current noodle
>>680214358
>Wasting my life
Hehe, Not much different from me I guess. I'll try to make it better. I'm motivate- er.. I meant determined!
>>680214365
Good to know that you're still alive. How was your day?
>>680214453
Yup, been a while. What was happening while I was absent?
>>680214518
A mix between both. Stab it and then slice!
>>680214558
Some giant skeleton. Wolnir or something like that. I can't believe I died the first time... it took literally only 12 hits with my Great Sword...
>>680214776
Or Vigil... wait, who're you now? Heya, nice to meet you anyway.
>>680214822
We're both feeling fine! Me at least better than yesterday and today's his birthday.
>Holy shit, so many people caring about me... it feels nice
>>680214909
no,no the OTHER way....if you get what i mean....
>>680214518
What thing? I don't see any Tsuzu here. But I will give you a teaser.
>>680214700
Did he die?
>sorry thread is fast and my brain is in shitpost mode
>>680214702
But... bugs are the future of nutrition. You can't say you don't like it until you try it.
>>680214734
I didn't die yet
It was fun, but I was severly dissapointed when I tried to bite someone's neck, rolled a straight 18 and somehow only did 1 damage
Fucker hit me from 16 to 8 hp right after that
>took more mental damage than that
>>680214776
How's your back feeling, man?
>Thought just struck me
>>680215080
Damn, that's crazy. Heard those games have neat monster designs. Glad you could kill it and do your motherland proud.
Miho claimed
>>680213009
Black lives don't matter.
>>680215048
never mind
>>680215080
that's good
>so popular
>>680215284
sure they do, just not as much.
Give this shy Tomoko some (you)s
>>680215120
uhhhgg, fine!!! you know i only do this for you....what kind are edible???
>>680214942
I couldn't imagine his frustration
>>680215080
Don't worry about me, a wasted life is a life well lived, as long as I get to love Dio
>>680214734
>dat skirt
this-is-not-ok.jpg
>>680215099
I... K-Kagami, I am not sure what you mean to say.
>>680215391
no
>>680215365
True someone needs to flip burgers.
>>680214909
I already compensated Kagami through my own means.
>Extrajudical punishment?
I will only accept punishment if its given directly by you.
>>680215080
Drama, memes and lewds. Did you miss us?
>>680215051
A godtier waifu... What is your favourite album from them?
>>680215505
is that me in that pic?
>>680215181
That sounds hot and like a good first experience.
Objectively it's better to stab the fucker or blow him up or whatever.
>unless you have a good bite attack or natural weapons
I hope you didn't roll up a Kobold or something.
>>680215120
Fine, be like that
Im going to sleep.
Cya scrubs in 5h
This one is mine. Stay away filthy kikes.
>>680215670
:0 plot twist
>>680215257
Wolnir was just scripted... I only chipped away at his health, but when you attack something in particular... it explodes and costs him a third of his health...
>>680215365
Yup, yup.
>Why am I so popular? I like it!
>>680215423
Agreed, Dio is love. Dio is life.
>>680215391
There you go
>>680215619
Kind of. I was completely down mentally so I didn't want to go in here and just sink the thread with my depressiontalk. Seems like it worked hehe
So nothing out of the usual...
>>680215423
>>680215469
>>680215440
>>680215505
>>680215820
Holy shit I'm popular
>>680215365
Ooh, aw...
>>680215181
Sounds like it was a pretty fun session, how many players did you have in your group?
A battle needs to be tought to be fun!
Im also curious on what character did you make.
>>680215435
i think you do~ but ill give you a hint, it involves ropes of some kinds....
>>680215779
Good night, have a good one!
>>680215257
Oh...
It hasn't been great, but manageable. I haven't experienced the same levels of pain like on that one job I mentioned a little while back.
It's kind of you to remember. Yours has been giving you some trouble, yes?
>>680215779
Good night!
>>680215120
Dont worry, same.
Yeah, I think the little guy was hit once before. Didnt try to run
>>680215080
Not too shabby, yours?
>>680215391
(You)
>>680215406
I see my cat eating flies all the time without even cooking them, that should be a good start.
>>680215779
Sleep tight lad.
>>680216004
I-I've only gotten into that sort of thing recently...
isn't it a bit medieval?
>>680215619
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with an abusive relationship.
>>680215732
Alas, twas a goblin. One of my teammates had blinded him by shooting rainbows in their faces. Seeing a nice chance for a quick execution I thought biting him in his throat would kill him. However I must say it was the Game master's first time as well, and he promised to give me a magical item next time to make my physical skills scale better
>tfw half-demon predatory character
>social outcast because relatable
>lived in the woods hunting his entire life
>18 strength and dexterity (pretty good apparently)
artist rendition coming up
>>680215391
You? Por qua?
claimed
>>680215820
>Kind of. I was completely down
Was? So you're better now? Good to know!
>just sink the thread with my depressiontalk
Do you really think that would bother us? We're here to talk if you ever need. But yea... I don't suggest sinking all your time into /waifu/ because of depression either.
I missed having you on thread baking duty.
>>680216643
L-lewd ~<3
>>680216408
flies!?! can we at least eat them with some grass?!??
>>680215993
It was fun, but none of our group had any idea what they were doing. 2 had never played an rpg before and didnt take it seriously at all. Me and the others took it somewhat serious but still clueless. I felt like I picked it up fast because I've played rpg's before
>>680216643
top snek welcome bek
>>680216785
ha, you think that's lewd, I'll show you lewd
>>680216832
Hola
>>680216512
a little bit...wait! what if she enjoys it....maybe it won't work...
>>680215779
goodnight beautiful
>>680216782
moonpie
GTFO of our thread sonic.
>>680216004
>>680216512
Ropes like this?
>I'm not sure I'm comfortable with an abusive relationship.
If you feel unconfortable just remember I like it.
>>680216397
Damn poor cat... perhaps you ended his suffering.
>>680216957
Snek boobs
>>680216397
Same. It was rather ugh at the start but the end was nice.
>>680216706
Ya, am better now.
>sinking time on /waifu/ is bad
I know. It makes me even more miserable if I only come to waifu... I feel like a social outcast kind of.
Been a while since I baked threads, but not today either. I'm tired and will go to bed in 2 hours.
>>680216957
>>680216643
snakes are
allright
>>680216975
Fluffy hair.
>>680216546
If you do an attack with only your bite it should do 1d3 damage + Str modifier or so, which would be 5-7.
>just saying
Depends on the ruleset, too.
>Goblin
That's a rather unconventional choice.
>>680216962
That's another problem...
>>680216987
>western music starts playing
>>680216362
You've gotten it looked at before in the past, right? Assuming it's one of those scenarios where they mention things like surgery and etc. Too expensive I presume, glad it's not hurting as much. Ever thought of doing yoga or something for it? That might help.
Mine's gotten somewhat bad out of nowhere, making it hard to focus on things. I'll live though.
>>680215820
I've never played a Dark Souls game in my life, so I'm a bit of an amateur at knowing how it works.
That's neat, sort of like a Dragon's Dogma thing, weak spots and what not. Love that.
>>680216546
>social outcast because relatable
>have my largest kek
>>680216797
What a great idea! We could also eat snails if we find any.
>>680217091
the best kind
>>680217268
yeah dude
>>680216987
what if i AM comfortable with it?!?!
>>680217338
Ooooh, Dragons Dogma is awesome! I want it sooo bad...
Don't worry, Dark Souls is pretty neat but not something I'd say everyone should play. Not everyone likes the setting of the game and it still IS frustrating kek.
>>680216957
Gah!
>>680216987
Sure did, made sure of that...
>>680217121
Pretty meh all around
>>680217486
mmmm, this grass isn't half bad!!....do you want some, i cooked it myself....
>>680217676
Is it sweet?
>>680217643
Meh as in nothing extraordinary happened or
Meh as in something ugh happened?
>>680217486
>We could also eat snails if we find any.
>that picture
She went full PTSD.
>>680217846
it tastes like....celery almost, here! eat some!!
>passes a handful of grass
>>680216397
>didn't try to run
>tfw
Rory claimed. Thats not kosher edition.
C.C. Claimed
>>680217304
I've made it my goal to bite every creature I encounter, either killing them or disabling them long enough for my team to finish them off. I want to get a perk where I can pounce on them and hold them down for a longer disable. I think it would be a valuable asset. I will become the ultimate biter
>>680218196
!!!!!!
>>680218171
Heya Rori! How've you been?
>hugs
Missed you
>>680218353
You don't sound like a good prostitute
>>680216832
Good to know, I really miss playing and I know there are tons of ppl who played DnD here, if we're incredibly lucky and someone is willing to DM we could make an online campaign for waifuists.
>>680217121
Fine, altho im not the best person to tell you that, lately im spending tons of hours here. Yesterday when I realized it was 5am and I was here...
>>680217531
Don't we already have that kind of relationship?
>>680217643
Rip cat
>>680217676
Did you? Let me try it.
It takes like... grass!
But you know what? We should eat a grass eater instead, like this one >>680217285
>>680218072
>>680217942
Meh as in extremely uneventful.
Beutiful sunset though, astounding really
>>680218008
Everything once right?
>bites down
Bleh, nope!
Nope, nope, nope! Not eating that anymore!
Ill just stick with this
>>680218196
>>680217975
TELL ME WHY
>>680218008
>passes a handful of grass
This makes me think of something else...
>>680215619
plastic beach
>>680218196
Un-unf
>>680217643
~
>>680218531
D-do we?!?!!? i....i don't know what you're talking about.....
hmmm, but she looks so innocent though....
>>680218531
Hehe, don't worry about that. It's ups and downs. I also spent like 10 hours or more here in a session for a week.
>>680218663
ah, where do you live? I think our sunsets are really gorgeous too.
>>680217338
I'll answer you properly later. I need to run for now.
If I miss you today, I'll catch you at another time.
>>680218806
hahahahah!!! oh no, my virgin ears!!!!!
>>680218449
Been working a lot. Need to go back in now though, sorry I couldnt stay for long.
>hugs back
>>680218353
Grappling is your ebst bet then.
When you pin them they are fucked and you can bite them.
>>680218697
Help me Kyoko... the thread is too fast for me to accompany :Z
>>680218840
Aha what a coincidence, its also mine and Akiko's, which we talked about earlier today.
So many great tracks in that album, empire ants <3
>>680218870
You won't think of the innocence once its cooked.
>>680219048
Don't worry about it!
Oh, my skype is always open for conversation, so if you want to talk, just write me. I'm on skype every day.
>>680219132
can i look away before you...well...y'know
You know I'm mobbin' with the B.U.N
You know who's back up in this MOTHERFUCKER!
>>680219435
My nugget is moist
>>680219435
Oh, the inferior bun
>>680218806
youtu.be/w4PqwSMzJiw
>shitty eurodance alert
>>680219031
>virgin ears
Don't listen to this song.
>>680219132
Sometimes it's too fast for me too to accompany, especially when it's 2AM
>>680219435
that's some fine memes you got there
>>680219342
*SHOOTS*
Did you say something?
>>680219680
my eaaaaaaaaaaaaarsssssssssssss!!!!!
>>680218884
New york, right on the lake! Id show you but the angle is horrid
>>680218869
Why do you vex me so!
>>680219933
Ooo, I got last!
Youre all so jelly
>>680218916
Alright man, stay safe.
>>680217565
Actually not a big fan setting myself, I can see
>>680220044
*I can see why people don't like it.
Actually more of an FPS person, Halo's my shit.
>Why didn't the whole message send
